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Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP). Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172
Anonymous 05/18/22(Wed)10:53:53 No.599372957 28 KB JPG >shows up during the literal last two missions of the game >still somehow more memorable and loved than almost any other video game villain made in the past 10 or so years how did he do it? Anonymous >>599372957 (OP). Nanomachines, son. 05/18/22(Wed)10:56:35 No.599373172

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: $28RPd7S) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/17/25(Mon)14:58:35 No.497783853 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland+ Luxembourg Ireland | Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% n=6,000 people of African descent surveyed in 12 EU countries between 2015 and 2016 StatistaCharts Source: EU Agency For Fundamental Rights 295 KB PNG statista This is the only reason to be proud of being a europoor at this point. Anonymous (ID: Sbrr7+vW)! >self-reported 02/17/25(Mon)15:00:48 No.497784053 In Murrica it would be 6 gorillion percent.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: $28RPd7S) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/17/25(Mon)14:58:35 No.497783853 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland+ Luxembourg Ireland | Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% n=6,000 people of African descent surveyed in 12 EU countries between 2015 and 2016 StatistaCharts Source: EU Agency For Fundamental Rights 295 KB PNG statista This is the only reason to be proud of being a europoor at this point. Anonymous (ID: Sbrr7+vW)! >self-reported 02/17/25(Mon)15:00:48 No.497784053 In Murrica it would be 6 gorillion percent.

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Unforeseen consequences. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Seethe 02/17/25(Mon) 14:00:37 No.147264085 GIAXfhyXEAA_NM5.jpg 14 KB JPG >boo US national anthem >9 seconds in and already 3 players got their asses kicked >Lose 3 to 1 Kek die mad Canucks.
: Anonymous Seethe 02/17/25(Mon) 14:00:37 No.147264085 GIAXfhyXEAA_NM5.jpg 14 KB JPG >boo US national anthem >9 seconds in and already 3 players got their asses kicked >Lose 3 to 1 Kek die mad Canucks.

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Jews of gender | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /tttt/ 75 KB JPG believe 02/09/25(Sun)18:55:32 No.38853567 >Be under 1% of the population >Everyone accuses you of controlling governments despite being actively repressed by them >Everyone accuses you of far left radicalism >Everyone stereotypes you of being in an intellectual profession, the stereotype being somewhat true but not to the extent people >Have higher than average iq >Exist all across the world as a minority >Certain governments make efforts to wipe you out >Be trans women (picture unrelated) Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:52 No.38853579 one day I'll find a nice lowish air with a nonis and make bor my
Anonymous /tttt/ 75 KB JPG believe 02/09/25(Sun)18:55:32 No.38853567 >Be under 1% of the population >Everyone accuses you of controlling governments despite being actively repressed by them >Everyone accuses you of far left radicalism >Everyone stereotypes you of being in an intellectual profession, the stereotype being somewhat true but not to the extent people >Have higher than average iq >Exist all across the world as a minority >Certain governments make efforts to wipe you out >Be trans women (picture unrelated) Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:52 No.38853579 one day I'll find a nice lowish air with a nonis and make bor my

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Anon genuinely wonders | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Odm5635g) H 7 KB PNG 02/17/25(Mon)09:24:11 No.497769789 >bully everyone >bully even your allies >except israel >maybe you should calm down t europe >F--- YOU WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT >COUNTRY X WILL BE OUR 52ND STATE >WE WILL BOMB YOU What is their problem? 42 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: Odm5635g) H 7 KB PNG 02/17/25(Mon)09:24:11 No.497769789 >bully everyone >bully even your allies >except israel >maybe you should calm down t europe >F--- YOU WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT >COUNTRY X WILL BE OUR 52ND STATE >WE WILL BOMB YOU What is their problem? 42 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Shabbat Shalom | /r/Greentext

>20 years of "Illuminati Research" >it's the Jews. >tfw
>20 years of "Illuminati Research" >it's the Jews. >tfw

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Anon wants Incels to become Mercenaries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Incels should become mercenari(...) 49 KB JPG 02/17/25(Mon) 13:46:21 No.80385755 Governments should honestly just recruit incels as mercenaries and unleash them upon their enemies >incels dont value their own life so there is no fear of death >incels will use their virgin rage to brutally slaughter the enemy target >incels could finally get some p---- when they raid so poor village in Africa or the Middle East or South America or something >incels have zero empathy so are perfectly made for war crimes >the countries the incels would be recruited from would be finally freed from pussyless virgins s------- up their society and politics >the governments using those incels could heavily benefit from all the resources they would steal This is a win-win situation anons
Anonymous Incels should become mercenari(...) 49 KB JPG 02/17/25(Mon) 13:46:21 No.80385755 Governments should honestly just recruit incels as mercenaries and unleash them upon their enemies >incels dont value their own life so there is no fear of death >incels will use their virgin rage to brutally slaughter the enemy target >incels could finally get some p---- when they raid so poor village in Africa or the Middle East or South America or something >incels have zero empathy so are perfectly made for war crimes >the countries the incels would be recruited from would be finally freed from pussyless virgins s------- up their society and politics >the governments using those incels could heavily benefit from all the resources they would steal This is a win-win situation anons

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: DQpqmya2) Aya 9e ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/17/25(Mon)09:42:39 No.497757027 18h Mr. Krabs is a black man um Du'met's Princess COMMS.... 1d Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Show this thread 197 173,797 ❤86.1K ılı 6.8M 469 KB PNG we wuz mr krabs and sheeit Anonymous (ID: t3DojY/d) > 02/17/25(Mon)09:59:26 No.497758112 mojo >black 113 KB PNG
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ✓ Anonymous (ID: DQpqmya2) Aya 9e ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/17/25(Mon)09:42:39 No.497757027 18h Mr. Krabs is a black man um Du'met's Princess COMMS.... 1d Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Show this thread 197 173,797 ❤86.1K ılı 6.8M 469 KB PNG we wuz mr krabs and sheeit Anonymous (ID: t3DojY/d) > 02/17/25(Mon)09:59:26 No.497758112 mojo >black 113 KB PNG

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The return of the king? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)02:37:47 No.702954148 BZ5qxb6vptgU3rCfZerpV7.jpg 565 KB JPG >All Skyrim killers fail miserably >Fine I'll do it myself : Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)02:38:33 No.702954197 I don't really want to build TES settlements, Todd.
: Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)02:37:47 No.702954148 BZ5qxb6vptgU3rCfZerpV7.jpg 565 KB JPG >All Skyrim killers fail miserably >Fine I'll do it myself : Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)02:38:33 No.702954197 I don't really want to build TES settlements, Todd.

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Anon gets stuck in store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)01:42:59 No.208489984 >get stuck in a store with just her all night long What do? >>208489984 (OP) # Hide from her while I'm trying on women's lingerie Avoid her all night. Women scare me >>208489984 (OP) # Creep on her when she's changing after I 'accidentally' spill a drink on her >>208489984 (OP) # >ignore her as I rip open hoards of pokemon/yugioh card packs I'd talk to her about FBI crime statistics.
: Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)01:42:59 No.208489984 >get stuck in a store with just her all night long What do? >>208489984 (OP) # Hide from her while I'm trying on women's lingerie Avoid her all night. Women scare me >>208489984 (OP) # Creep on her when she's changing after I 'accidentally' spill a drink on her >>208489984 (OP) # >ignore her as I rip open hoards of pokemon/yugioh card packs I'd talk to her about FBI crime statistics.

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Anon holds job interviews. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are white foids like this? 02/17/25(Mon)01:39:52 No.80385023 Phaving fun >enjoying life friends >paypal me with my best el am not like the other girls shaunces H am 00 bita se vody to 700 >Tattoo >girls power Asian food bec >I love travelling >tinder 40 KB PNG >Be me >White guy >Own insanely profitable happy ending massage parlour >All of the chicks who work for me are Asian or Latina >The chicks who work full time are earning 6 figures >Been wanting to hire some white chicks to get some variety, might be good for business >I reach out to some local white sluts who have Onlyfans accounts to try hire them >They only have a handful of subscribers, so I figured they'd be interested in earning more money >Plus if they're on OF, they're already w-----, so they shouldn't mind working for me >I brought 5 of them in for interviews >I ask them how much they earn from OF >All of them were earning $150 a month or less >However none of them want to work for me and earn 6 figure salaries giving guys handjobs, b------- and footjobs >All of them say they'd rather stick to OF and wait for it to "blow up." >Their OF accounts will never "blow up" because they only gain about 10 subscribers every 6 months if they're lucky I don't understand the mindset of white women. They don't mind w------ themselves on the internet, performing every perverse act known to man for a measly $80 a month. But suddenly when it comes to doing very mild sex stuff in a real life setting, even for insanely good money, they all turn into prudish asexual puritans. It's so bizarre. 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous Why are white foids like this? 02/17/25(Mon)01:39:52 No.80385023 Phaving fun >enjoying life friends >paypal me with my best el am not like the other girls shaunces H am 00 bita se vody to 700 >Tattoo >girls power Asian food bec >I love travelling >tinder 40 KB PNG >Be me >White guy >Own insanely profitable happy ending massage parlour >All of the chicks who work for me are Asian or Latina >The chicks who work full time are earning 6 figures >Been wanting to hire some white chicks to get some variety, might be good for business >I reach out to some local white sluts who have Onlyfans accounts to try hire them >They only have a handful of subscribers, so I figured they'd be interested in earning more money >Plus if they're on OF, they're already w-----, so they shouldn't mind working for me >I brought 5 of them in for interviews >I ask them how much they earn from OF >All of them were earning $150 a month or less >However none of them want to work for me and earn 6 figure salaries giving guys handjobs, b------- and footjobs >All of them say they'd rather stick to OF and wait for it to "blow up." >Their OF accounts will never "blow up" because they only gain about 10 subscribers every 6 months if they're lucky I don't understand the mindset of white women. They don't mind w------ themselves on the internet, performing every perverse act known to man for a measly $80 a month. But suddenly when it comes to doing very mild sex stuff in a real life setting, even for insanely good money, they all turn into prudish asexual puritans. It's so bizarre. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon doesn't like Robert Downey Jr. | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 >>201929315 >>201929853 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP). >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have tons of stories to mine from >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.
☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 >>201929315 >>201929853 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP). >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have tons of stories to mine from >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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Anon Loves Agility | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)22:03:08 No.80382532 [Reply] >>80382564 >>80382595>>80382822 It's so strange how agility is useless in games In real life it'd be by far the most important status no matter your class >tank A tank is meaningless if he can't keep up with the enemy. The enemy would just kill their allies first >mage If you can't run you'll be dead just after the first spell >supporter Same as above >barbarian No matter your strength if the enemy is faster he can just dodge until you're tired
Anonymous 02/16/25(Sun)22:03:08 No.80382532 [Reply] >>80382564 >>80382595>>80382822 It's so strange how agility is useless in games In real life it'd be by far the most important status no matter your class >tank A tank is meaningless if he can't keep up with the enemy. The enemy would just kill their allies first >mage If you can't run you'll be dead just after the first spell >supporter Same as above >barbarian No matter your strength if the enemy is faster he can just dodge until you're tired

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Anon can’t fathom how hecking awesome reddit is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.52 MB PNG 02/15/24(Sun)03:52:50 No.78624 >Be me, Reddit thread >Top comment: mildly amusing >Preceding comment: similar, but with a slightly humorous twist >Next 8 comments: same joke, progressively less funny why are reddit users like this?
: Anonymous 1.52 MB PNG 02/15/24(Sun)03:52:50 No.78624 >Be me, Reddit thread >Top comment: mildly amusing >Preceding comment: similar, but with a slightly humorous twist >Next 8 comments: same joke, progressively less funny why are reddit users like this?

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My Comrade | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: xahLGWW+) Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:10 No.497664805 Replace Zelensky with Putin and Ukrainians with Russians Anonymous (ID: 8qAR/IV9 ) >>497664805 Found the Russian 02/16/25(Sun)10:39:51 No.497664854
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Anon isn't gay guys | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)23:56:27 No.78091555 File: f.jpg (114 KB, 731x511) IN 114 KB JPG >>78091535 I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be f----- by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get f----- and swallow some c-- and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay s--- afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm attracted to men at all really.
☐ Anonymous 07/08/24(Mon)23:56:27 No.78091555 File: f.jpg (114 KB, 731x511) IN 114 KB JPG >>78091535 I'm not gay, but I will 100% take the opportunity to be f----- by a dude. I wouldn't even say I'm bi, since I have zero interest in a relationship with a man. I just love getting pounded is all. If I get f----- and swallow some c-- and have an orgasm or two, I generally feel ready to go again, but I definitely don't want to hang out with the guy or kiss or hold hands or any of that gay s--- afterwards. Wouldn't say I'm attracted to men at all really.

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