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Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw

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Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.
Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.

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Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]
Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]

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: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.

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Anon works for the Scottish Tourism Board | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)23:11:21 No.2742713 ► >>2742317 (OP) >What is there to do in the highlands? beautiful scenery, in a kind of rugged bleak way historic castles etc alcoholism domestic abuse
Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)23:11:21 No.2742713 ► >>2742317 (OP) >What is there to do in the highlands? beautiful scenery, in a kind of rugged bleak way historic castles etc alcoholism domestic abuse

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Anonymous Thank you 67 KB JPG >be me 12/30/24(Mon)07:48:23 No.929324505 >Call CIA and challenge them to a brainwashing duel telling them I know about Epstein while mocking them for what they did to tedkazynski >Fbi brings me on as a ci > Suck some d---- > Attempt suicide > Smash head into glass for medical research purposes while talking about philosophy >Start having seizures >My consciousness starts time traveling > Kevin mitnick dies for some reason >Hilary Clinton gets thrown into a van for some reason >Give secret service a phone number of one of their agents while threatening to shoot the president in the face with a gun I don't even have >Get diagnosed with 20 mental disorders and a crack habit >Predict covid and that the u.s will be devastated by it >Alarm goes off I'm not ever taking f------ Walmart melatonin again
Anonymous Thank you 67 KB JPG >be me 12/30/24(Mon)07:48:23 No.929324505 >Call CIA and challenge them to a brainwashing duel telling them I know about Epstein while mocking them for what they did to tedkazynski >Fbi brings me on as a ci > Suck some d---- > Attempt suicide > Smash head into glass for medical research purposes while talking about philosophy >Start having seizures >My consciousness starts time traveling > Kevin mitnick dies for some reason >Hilary Clinton gets thrown into a van for some reason >Give secret service a phone number of one of their agents while threatening to shoot the president in the face with a gun I don't even have >Get diagnosed with 20 mental disorders and a crack habit >Predict covid and that the u.s will be devastated by it >Alarm goes off I'm not ever taking f------ Walmart melatonin again

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Anon supports tech | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related
Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related

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Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn
Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn

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We're magicmagic | /r/Greentext

104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw
104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw

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Anon tries to play xbox | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months
Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months

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Anon is cinematic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema

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Anon bleeds red | /r/Greentext

>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!
>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!

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Was it really like this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer
: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer

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Anon on new hires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

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What was his problem? | /r/Greentext

野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies
野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies

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Gooning in the Rain | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

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Rip in piece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?
: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?

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Implosion imminent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!
Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!

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Christmas wish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated
Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated

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America Comes to You | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?

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