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>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!
>be Russian >DPRK is our strongest ally now? That's great! >DPRK doesn't let its ppl use the internet? Thank God! >At least the Jews won't be able to manipulate them into supporting Ukraine >Wow, I'm so grateful we have the world's oldest dynasty on our side! Long live the Kims!

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Was it really like this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer
: Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)16:24:13 No.207172260 101.jpg 126 KB JPG >literally just walk up to a cute girl in the park and make small talk >a month later you're already married together and about to have children H--------, did boomers really have it that easy? This scene blew my mind when I first saw it, I couldn't believe it as a zoomer

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Anon on new hires | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.

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What was his problem? | /r/Greentext

野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies
野村 Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri) 17:05:11 No.123440443 gc.jpg 13 KB JPG >eats somewhere other than olive garden once >f------ dies

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Gooning in the Rain | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #

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Rip in piece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?
: Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)11:08:54 No.207372489 1714649518343297.jpg 38 KB JPG >bullied relentlessly >the one girl who's nice to him ends up f------ his bully What did JK Rowling mean by this?

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Implosion imminent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!
Anonymous (ID: TNGBwciV 12/28/24(Sat)21:06:01 No.492572262 FiObJzLVUAApgTo.jpg 85 KB JPG >try and succeed to overthrow the establishment >become the new establishment >not even in office yet and already say it aloud you plan to do same s--- last establishment was doing >b-but melon was supposed to be on our side! he made heckin trannies mad! >noooo we're not woke, you're woke!!

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Christmas wish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated
Anonymous 12/27/24 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: flag.jpg (12 KB, 186×98) gender equality >year is 2025 >illegals are allowed to be shot on sight >women are overwhelmingly against >f s admit having mental disorders >democratic opposition voices support to the president >be ukraine >pic unrelated

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America Comes to You | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 01:27:20 No.492529942 Anonymous (ID: GGZDE5VI) H-1B trump-h1b-759.jpg 16 KB JPG Now, why exactly has nobody suggested to Trump that he should annex India to eliminate the need for H1B visas? Anonymous (ID: UEJ/FN4a) 1.17 MB WEBM 12/28/24(Sat) 01:28:55 No.492530058 >>492529942 (OP) # Why do you think we are annexing Canada?

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Anon has preferences | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:32:48 No.693793106 The Four Horsemen of abysmal dogshit Depth of Field Motion Blur Chromatic Aberration >launch game Lens Flare 675 KB PNG >motion blur - OFF >depth of field - OFF >lens flares - OFF >hairworks - OFF >chromatic aberration - OFF >raytracing - OFF

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Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs
Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 >Be at family gathering >Family member asks what type of music i listen to >I state that i listen to video game soundtracks >Before i can specify which my sister interrupts me and says very loudly "Oh so you listen to mario" >Whole family laughs

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Anon wants lots of money without financial stress | /r/Greentext

File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting
File: 1723070563496037.png (54 KB, 220x221) I don't want to make it Anonymous (ID: HubdcnZc 12/23/24(Mon) 14:16:54 No.492172927 >>492172991 >>492173055 >>492173233 >>492173282 >>492173413 >>492173434 >>492174104 TRVTH NVKE I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting Jews won, I guess Anonymous (ID: YMHIWRQG No.492172991 >>492172927 (OP) # you won 12/23/24(Mon)14:17:58 >> Anonymous (ID: XDInFix9) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:21:32 No.492173233 >> Anonymous (ID: yDw5umXi) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:23:25 No.492173357 Anonymous (ID: f8wnd0hc) 12/23/24(Mon) 14:24:01 No.492173413 File: Gigachad.png (219 KB, 800x922) >>492172927 (OP) # >I don't want a wife, I don't want kids, I don't want high social status, I don't want a lot of money >I just want to stay alone in my own room, be paid UBI, and spend most of my time playing video games, reading books, lifting, gooning, and shitposting

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Anon is a gamer (gambler) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it
Anonymous 12/27/24(Fri)06:42:12 No.929178232 >go to casino >Lose $600 GMKYOMHW8AA7PCc.jpg 139 KB JPG >Go home >Pirate enough video games to match the $600 value >Pretend I spent $600 on games and not the casino You guys just don't get it

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anon is not having a brat summer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.
Anonymous brat 2 KB PNG 27/12/2024, 9:50:10 pm No.53826679 > people tell me to listen to modern charli xcx because "it's like a poppier version of 100 gecs" > literally just 2010s teen girl bubblegum pop but with more obvious autotune and tiktok girl lyrics why do people keep recommending me this s---? it's nothing like 100 gecs. this has as much resemblance to hyperpop as KISS does to metal.

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Anon is a scammer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" >tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back >we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free >she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies

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Old hobbies die hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目
: Anonymous 10.8-215 P-JO 1 12/11/24(Wed)21:34:04 No.696945783 608-28 CC. TU.F CA-PEO 35BA62D7-4198-4D2C-BOB1-4F91141460DD.jpg 1.41 MB JPG >Bro, you still play video games? Aren't you a little old for that? How do you respond, /v/? 目

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Anon calls out the hypocrits | /r/Greentext

1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????
1/1 XCU7QsBS (OP) US . 38m (10/11/24 09:39) 484513965 40 Re 21 Img JPG 74KB (630x420) 09834556.jpg 18 Replies The world's richest man who's literally trying to insert computer chips into people's brains bought one of the largest social media companies with the help of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, to help elect another billionaire president, who has direct ties to multiple sex traffickers, like Jeffrey Epstein and P Diddy. There is active censorship of posts critical of Trump following requests from the Trump campaign (confirmed by NYT), and clear favoritism and boosting given to right-wing accounts. Where are the conspiracy theorists at? Where are the tabloids running full-page exposes on this? Where are the congressional subpoenas from Republicans? All the things they've spent the past 10 years accusing other social media companies and Democrats of doing with no evidence, they're now doing out in the open. Where are all the right-wingers who say they're concerned about the first amendment, and of ultra wealthy cabals running the world, and of sex trafficking rings, and inserting chips into people's brains, and of corrupt politicians? Hello?????

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The life of Owl House creator Dana Terrace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.
Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:12:35 No.135089150 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>135089159 >>135089196 >>135089282 >>135090274 >>135090289 [13/5/9] Dana Terrace started out life as just a toilet, her father was a grill and her mother was a Beavis from Beavis and Butthead after being turned female due to an indecent with a 19th dimension alien over a bottle of cheese-water. As time pasted Dana grew from a toilet to a calculator to a guy to a hermaphrodite and finally into a 10 year old girl. She was very shy and loved animals, at least until a bunny rabbit robbed her for her sandwich and traumatized her, but until then animals were her only friends. When she turned 16 she decided to stop being such an introvert and boldy went out into the world with a napkin in her shoe and love in her liver, and then a huge frozen ball of poo poo was dropped from a plane crushed her and then she died. She got better though, and woke up in her bed wondering if this was the afterlife, or it was a dream, or something else, but then she stopped caring and boldly went back out into the world with caution in her liver rather than love. She made her way to the record store after being handed a razor View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO given to her by a very stoned Pete Wentz and she picked up Death's album Scream Bloody Gore. She took the record back home and listened to it and the album inspired her to take up a career in art! Going back out into the world, she bought a pencil, got to drawing like there was no tomorrow. That is the true story of everyone's favorite cartoonist, 247KiB, 480x270, image-20.png Dana Terrace. Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:13:33 No.135089159 Quoted By: >>135089174 >>135089150 How many pills are you on? Report Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 21:15:04 No.135089174 Report >>135089159 None. None whatsoever. I'm high on life.

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Anon teaches how to have comfortable moments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!
Anonymous 12/26/24(Thu)23:45:20 No.929161406 >go to work >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy >go to study >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- 7 KB JPG >it's so comfy >go to church >it's so boring >watch Bambi Sleep P--- >it's so comfy For all problems resolution: WATCH BAMBI SLEEP P--- AND GET A COMFY MOMENTS!

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Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.
Anonymous 12/26/2024, 6:51:36 PM No.37675119 195 KB JPEG dad was a cook for the rodeo when he was younger. one day he tells me he wants to teach me a recipe that his friend Jose taught him. jose and my dad go way back that they give Jose a nick name, Jo. my father explains that the recipe calls for a roux, which will make it taste better. i ask my father if he still remembers the recipe after all these years. my father tells me not to worry. this aint his first roux de Jo.

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