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: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
: Anonymous 153 KB PNG 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon misses his friend | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts
File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anon Hates Dune: Prophecy | /r/Greentext

File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women
File: 1714666322521113.png (226 KB, 1280x720) max ORIGINAL DUNE PROPHECY max ☐ Dune Prophecy Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:23:25 No.206069688 >>206069946 >>206069948 >>206070538 >>206070685>>206072088 >>206073226 >>206075057 >>206075549 >>206075590 >>206075698 >>206076011 >>206076449 >>206077832 >>206078058 I don't understand who this show is for. >every woman is strong and powerful and can hold their own against men in physical confrontation >90% of the cast is a minority >you're suppose to be rooting for the people who want to subvert control of the universe >the emperor is portrayed as a spineless cuck f----- >men are easily manipulated and emotionally toyed with by women >Ragnar Lothbrok is pretty much typecast as unhinged now Imagine this show the other way around. >in this universe mostly dominated by women a magical order, exclusively consisting of men, mostly white, wants to subvert genetic lines to create more controllable rulers and shadowpuppet the galaxy Would anyone root for the latter? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)17:39:56 No.206070475 >>206075479 File: Alison Schapker.jpg (320 KB, 1080x1440) >>206070503 >>206070575 >>206070685 >>206071161 This is the writer and showrunner. Hope it helps OP. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)18:43:30 No.206073226 >>206069688 (OP). >5 mins into the show >>206074707 >>206074825 >"yeah, i f----- around in my free time and discovered the voice" >random club scene straight out of some cw show Absolutely dreadful, instead of showing origins of great houses and s---, we get whatever this is ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:09:38 No.206074103 File: 1624124426728.jpg (20 KB, 418x359) >>206074290 >First 5 minutes >Atreides are bad guys who lie >All rulers of the great families are greedy power hungry bad guys who need guidance from women >Manipulate rulers to breed new rulers who they can control for reasons >Majority of bene gesserit are white in what is a diverse cast otherwise >First 20 minutes is literally women talking I don't think this is for us lads. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:38:43 No.206074856 How many Dune books has Brian released so far? 50? ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:46:33 No.206075057 >>206069688 (OP). >>206075081 Hollywood suits have never stopped looking for a new GoT. Wheel of Time failed, Foundation failed, the Witcher failed. Now it's Brianslop time. ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)19:52:58 No.206075191 File: you-fool.jpg (139 KB, 1156x771) YOU FOOL! They adapted Brian Herbert ☐ Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)22:11:38 No.206077832 >>206077979 >>206069688 (OP) >I don't understand who this show is for. Women

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Anon is a gun guy | /r/Greentext

File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000
File: Galil_noBG.png (82 KB, 620x220) Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:37:58 No.62904596 >>62905158 How the f--- did Kalashnikov get his rifle ripped off by a guy named Balashnikov? That's like some Luigi and Waluigi tier b-------. Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:42:47 No.62904627 >villain is called hitler >his henchman is called himmler >>62904820 >>62905677 >>62906450 440410UTHMO 10 10 N. 00001000

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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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Anon goes to dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it
: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it

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Anon had to take off shirt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Long Range Recon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)
Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)

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I’m a goofy goober | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Groovy addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....
Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....

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The Hood is Not Enough | /r/Greentext

File: 43sh2we54, png (120 KB, 729x690) 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond. They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:21:25 No.206009071 ►>>206012919 >>206012939 >>206013119 File: ggadgets.png (1.21 MB, 1336x700) >>206008465 (OP) Now, 007 its time to show you your new gear >international food stamps >a regular watch we set 20 mins ahead so you arrive on time >hi point 9mm with purple paralyzer snap caps >a chrysler 300 capable of being driven with a boot attached >a monkey speak amulet >rocket equipped air jordans >carbon nanoweave extensions >a race card >and of course... a license to steal Do try not to pawn it
File: 43sh2we54, png (120 KB, 729x690) 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond. They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:21:25 No.206009071 ►>>206012919 >>206012939 >>206013119 File: ggadgets.png (1.21 MB, 1336x700) >>206008465 (OP) Now, 007 its time to show you your new gear >international food stamps >a regular watch we set 20 mins ahead so you arrive on time >hi point 9mm with purple paralyzer snap caps >a chrysler 300 capable of being driven with a boot attached >a monkey speak amulet >rocket equipped air jordans >carbon nanoweave extensions >a race card >and of course... a license to steal Do try not to pawn it

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Nine Lives | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.

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Me and HMRC | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong

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Try the Dry Life | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?

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Anon has a muse | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.
19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.

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Im just glad it was Zendaya | /r/Greentext

File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet
File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet

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Anon watched Starship Troopers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

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Anon is from the future | /r/Greentext

File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?
File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?

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Anon reaches enlightenment. | /r/Greentext

Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.
Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.

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Music is life music is love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise

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