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: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG
: Anonymous They know 07/27/18(Fri)19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW 551 KB PNG

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

File: 77 IQ mastermind.png (224 KB, 400x400) O Anon takes an iq rest Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat >>61790404 >>61790760 >Be me >Wondering if i am smart >go to iqtest.com >score = 77 >mfw >takes test again >score 130 >mfw i became a genious in under ten minutes >feels good man Anonvmous 01/09/21(Sat)17:06:27 No.61790
File: 77 IQ mastermind.png (224 KB, 400x400) O Anon takes an iq rest Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat >>61790404 >>61790760 >Be me >Wondering if i am smart >go to iqtest.com >score = 77 >mfw >takes test again >score 130 >mfw i became a genious in under ten minutes >feels good man Anonvmous 01/09/21(Sat)17:06:27 No.61790

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Anon is a philosipher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:21:26 No.658986823 Am I the only one here who likes to take s---- in the shower and watch the water slowly disintegrate them? 6 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed) 16:23:34 No.658987052 >>658986823 (OP)# yes
: Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed)16:21:26 No.658986823 Am I the only one here who likes to take s---- in the shower and watch the water slowly disintegrate them? 6 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/23/15(Wed) 16:23:34 No.658987052 >>658986823 (OP)# yes

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Anon is a conspiracy theorist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)13:05:37 No.850050574 >recruited priests and monks to be combat medics (sanitater) in ww2 >didn't recruit rabbis I don't want to cross conspiracy theory territory, but was it possible that Hitler was an anti-semite?
Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)13:05:37 No.850050574 >recruited priests and monks to be combat medics (sanitater) in ww2 >didn't recruit rabbis I don't want to cross conspiracy theory territory, but was it possible that Hitler was an anti-semite?

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

4h (3/20 16:29) · 148317395 110 Re · 27 Img · JPG · 104KB · (736 × 960) 9 Replies >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY. ...
4h (3/20 16:29) · 148317395 110 Re · 27 Img · JPG · 104KB · (736 × 960) 9 Replies >southern character in a movie >WELLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT WELLLLL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF THAT BIG CITY STUFF BUT WELLLLLLLLL I'M FROM THE SOUTH, AND DOWN HERE WE DO THINGS A BIT DIFFERENTLY. ...

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Anon finds a way to stop bullying | /r/Greentext

Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/21 (Sat)19:07:01 No.843817428 >take first shower in 3 weeks >use the good shampoo and body wash >put on best clothes >do my hair >dig out the $150 cologne 9 KB JPG >going on a date? >yes >with a woman? >no >..with a man? >no >with a newly bought fleshlight? >yes! This...this isnt how i pictured my love life in my 20s.
: Anonymous 01/02/21 (Sat)19:07:01 No.843817428 >take first shower in 3 weeks >use the good shampoo and body wash >put on best clothes >do my hair >dig out the $150 cologne 9 KB JPG >going on a date? >yes >with a woman? >no >..with a man? >no >with a newly bought fleshlight? >yes! This...this isnt how i pictured my love life in my 20s.

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

>be me >22 >lonely; no friends >drunk and bored on a firday night| >make a /b/ thread about some random b------- >2 reponses and then nothing >reply to my own thread to bump 32 KB JPG it >still nothing >start replying to my own replies to simulate conversation in my own thread >lonelier than ever is this peak isolation? i argue with and humuliate myself just so other degenerates will think i am worth talking too. what a meek existence. what is the best way to kill yourself /b/? prefer reſplies from people with firsthand experience
>be me >22 >lonely; no friends >drunk and bored on a firday night| >make a /b/ thread about some random b------- >2 reponses and then nothing >reply to my own thread to bump 32 KB JPG it >still nothing >start replying to my own replies to simulate conversation in my own thread >lonelier than ever is this peak isolation? i argue with and humuliate myself just so other degenerates will think i am worth talking too. what a meek existence. what is the best way to kill yourself /b/? prefer reſplies from people with firsthand experience

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New favorite boy banned | /r/Greentext

File: Chris.jpg (19 KB, 600x900) O Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)07:46:30 No.850054285 [Reply] >yesterday >be me >be out in a park with friends >"Anon, let's go chatting up people" >OK with me >it's to warm up for picking up chicks >60 year old woman walks by >friend comments on her dog, good times >gets in the groove, needs to talk more >girls walks by, texting >him: "why are you texting me?" >I cringe like hell, f------ lame ass. >girl turns to us >she's 12 >f--- me, just say you're sorry dude and- >"why are you texting me, I'm right here!" >w--.png. did he really just >she actually responds: "You want me to text you?" >"Yes" >fuckmylife.avi >"You wish!" >she walks off >I call him out on chatting up a loli >"It's fine, I wouldn't go any further" >uh-huh >suddenly understand why women don't trust us >get the f--- out of the park before the cops come >still laughing about it the next morning though
File: Chris.jpg (19 KB, 600x900) O Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)07:46:30 No.850054285 [Reply] >yesterday >be me >be out in a park with friends >"Anon, let's go chatting up people" >OK with me >it's to warm up for picking up chicks >60 year old woman walks by >friend comments on her dog, good times >gets in the groove, needs to talk more >girls walks by, texting >him: "why are you texting me?" >I cringe like hell, f------ lame ass. >girl turns to us >she's 12 >f--- me, just say you're sorry dude and- >"why are you texting me, I'm right here!" >w--.png. did he really just >she actually responds: "You want me to text you?" >"Yes" >fuckmylife.avi >"You wish!" >she walks off >I call him out on chatting up a loli >"It's fine, I wouldn't go any further" >uh-huh >suddenly understand why women don't trust us >get the f--- out of the park before the cops come >still laughing about it the next morning though

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Anon sees friend playing CSGO | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)09:40:47 No.850058372 >be me >Log into discord >see friend playing cs >think "should I ask friend if he wants to play cs?" >Friend never asks if we wanna play CS its always the other way around 10 KB JPG >Does friend Ilike me? >Does friend even want to play cs with me? : Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)10:10:31 No.850059572 you probably suck d--- or talk instead of focusing on the match
: Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)09:40:47 No.850058372 >be me >Log into discord >see friend playing cs >think "should I ask friend if he wants to play cs?" >Friend never asks if we wanna play CS its always the other way around 10 KB JPG >Does friend Ilike me? >Does friend even want to play cs with me? : Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)10:10:31 No.850059572 you probably suck d--- or talk instead of focusing on the match

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I am math genius! | /r/Greentext

File: external-content.duckduck(.).jpg (13 KB, 474x315) Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)09:31:52 No.850058032 [Reply] >>850061359 How do people get into debt? >you have $100 >item you want costs $150 >don't buy it until you can afford it, no debt >profit DEBT Did these people fail first grade math?
File: external-content.duckduck(.).jpg (13 KB, 474x315) Anonymous 03/20/21(Sat)09:31:52 No.850058032 [Reply] >>850061359 How do people get into debt? >you have $100 >item you want costs $150 >don't buy it until you can afford it, no debt >profit DEBT Did these people fail first grade math?

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Anon is a saint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat)14:1 >l made a woman cry >> Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work
Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat)14:1 >l made a woman cry >> Anonymous 09/21/19(Sat) >>810049541 (OP) You're doing god's work

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Anon goes to gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)01:47:02 No.60120631 File: 72a75deb3d4406e2ee1d39f83(...).jpg (38 KB, 550x550) >>60120800 I'll start, happened last week >be new lifter, first time in gym >no idea what im doing >no idea what i can lift >decide to try and squat heavy >go to squat rack >load up many plates on the bar >attempt to get under and lift bar >felt like i was pushing a brick wall >give up on that idea and start unloading bar >unload all the plates off one side only first >bar tips over and flies off squat rack >bar hits into mirror, smashes it >whole gym stops and looks at me >run out of gym and cry in my car >never return >mfw
Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)01:47:02 No.60120631 File: 72a75deb3d4406e2ee1d39f83(...).jpg (38 KB, 550x550) >>60120800 I'll start, happened last week >be new lifter, first time in gym >no idea what im doing >no idea what i can lift >decide to try and squat heavy >go to squat rack >load up many plates on the bar >attempt to get under and lift bar >felt like i was pushing a brick wall >give up on that idea and start unloading bar >unload all the plates off one side only first >bar tips over and flies off squat rack >bar hits into mirror, smashes it >whole gym stops and looks at me >run out of gym and cry in my car >never return >mfw

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Anon asks a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/17(Wed)13:51:02 No.3621674 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded
: Anonymous 04/12/17(Wed)13:51:02 No.3621674 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded

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Anon takes autistic test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)13:47:37 No.844495447 >reading some article about childhood autism >"often times, children afflicted with high functioning autism will speak more like little adults than kids, using larger vocabularies and more mature 61 KB JPG inflections" >haha I was always told I talked like an adult when I was young. Crazy >"children with autism also tend to dislike irregular sensations like wet hair, shirt tags rubbing their skin, or damp clothing" >oh man I hated those feelings as a kid lol >"autistic kids tend to play "pretend" imagination games long after other kids have grown out of it" >flashbacks to protecting my pillow fort from the ninja assassins at age 13 >oh f---, am I legit autistic? >find an autism test on some health website >50 questions >answer them all truthfully >"as per our results you show an above average amount of traits and characteristics shown in those with autism. High function autism VERY likely" Mfw my parents thought I was a smart kid because of how I spoke but really I'm just autistic as s---
: Anonymous 01/10/21(Sun)13:47:37 No.844495447 >reading some article about childhood autism >"often times, children afflicted with high functioning autism will speak more like little adults than kids, using larger vocabularies and more mature 61 KB JPG inflections" >haha I was always told I talked like an adult when I was young. Crazy >"children with autism also tend to dislike irregular sensations like wet hair, shirt tags rubbing their skin, or damp clothing" >oh man I hated those feelings as a kid lol >"autistic kids tend to play "pretend" imagination games long after other kids have grown out of it" >flashbacks to protecting my pillow fort from the ninja assassins at age 13 >oh f---, am I legit autistic? >find an autism test on some health website >50 questions >answer them all truthfully >"as per our results you show an above average amount of traits and characteristics shown in those with autism. High function autism VERY likely" Mfw my parents thought I was a smart kid because of how I spoke but really I'm just autistic as s---

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Anon is a chef | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)15:07:49 No.849880301 Story from my workplace because why not. >be me >be cook at s--- tier local steakhouse >small town, so it's the nicest restaurant we have >bestbydefault.jpeg 639 KB PNG >monday, 12pm >alone on the line because everyone else goes to college >server comes back to kitchen to tell me something about an order that just rang in >says the couple who ordered ribs were there last week and the ribs were cold >says they want their ribs as hot as possible or they won't accept them >each rack of ribs that gets trashed comes out of my paycheck >fuckingdickheads.jpeg >resist urge to walk out and rant at them >remember I need the job, and a little less money is something I can live with >waittheresanideathere.png >turn up grill to full blast >decide to let ribs roast >forget about it while I handle orders for the other parts of the kitchen >turn back, ribs are literally on fire >a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one >add bbq sauce and let that boil for another few minutes >ribs are now unforgivably scorched to blackness and are far too hot to be enjoyable for another 5 minutes at least >pic related: mfw they actually complimented my abomination F------ idiots.
: Anonymous 03/18/21(Thu)15:07:49 No.849880301 Story from my workplace because why not. >be me >be cook at s--- tier local steakhouse >small town, so it's the nicest restaurant we have >bestbydefault.jpeg 639 KB PNG >monday, 12pm >alone on the line because everyone else goes to college >server comes back to kitchen to tell me something about an order that just rang in >says the couple who ordered ribs were there last week and the ribs were cold >says they want their ribs as hot as possible or they won't accept them >each rack of ribs that gets trashed comes out of my paycheck >fuckingdickheads.jpeg >resist urge to walk out and rant at them >remember I need the job, and a little less money is something I can live with >waittheresanideathere.png >turn up grill to full blast >decide to let ribs roast >forget about it while I handle orders for the other parts of the kitchen >turn back, ribs are literally on fire >a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one >add bbq sauce and let that boil for another few minutes >ribs are now unforgivably scorched to blackness and are far too hot to be enjoyable for another 5 minutes at least >pic related: mfw they actually complimented my abomination F------ idiots.

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Anon tries to quicksave | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous jesus f--- 01/23/21(Sat)17:36:44 No.62000148 >be me >quarantining >continue my fallout addiction >bank over 1000 hours >get burnt out >i get back into skyrim >only have about 50 hours 121 KB JPG >h-------- theres a lot i missed >cant stop playing >my new addiction >i play constantly >ffw to today >redecorating my room irl >finish >im so exhausted >damn that was a lot of work i better quicksave >what >mfw
: Anonymous jesus f--- 01/23/21(Sat)17:36:44 No.62000148 >be me >quarantining >continue my fallout addiction >bank over 1000 hours >get burnt out >i get back into skyrim >only have about 50 hours 121 KB JPG >h-------- theres a lot i missed >cant stop playing >my new addiction >i play constantly >ffw to today >redecorating my room irl >finish >im so exhausted >damn that was a lot of work i better quicksave >what >mfw

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Anon attends E3 | /r/Greentext

File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) O Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3" >Gabe gets shot
File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) O Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3" >Gabe gets shot

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Anon still single | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/21 (Fri)12:27:39 No.849973903 >be me > short guy with just 1,58 cm > girls don't date you because they don't date guys shorter than them > you finnaly meet a girl shorter than you 77 KB JPG > you finnally meet a girl that its shorter than you > she is cool and cute > so you ask her out > but she says: > "sorry, i don't date taller guys" i am not joking, that f------ happened me!!
: Anonymous 03/19/21 (Fri)12:27:39 No.849973903 >be me > short guy with just 1,58 cm > girls don't date you because they don't date guys shorter than them > you finnaly meet a girl shorter than you 77 KB JPG > you finnally meet a girl that its shorter than you > she is cool and cute > so you ask her out > but she says: > "sorry, i don't date taller guys" i am not joking, that f------ happened me!!

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Anon Comments on Biden's Senior Moment | /r/Greentext

File: 1616169886120.webm (2.82 MB, 1280x720) BILLTY O Americans elected this Anonymous (ID: ExsOjeyk ) E 03/19/21(Fri)12:08:24 No.312763537 >>312764858 >>312764929 >>312764939 >>312764977 >>312765001 >>312765067 >>312765146 >>312765208 >>3127 >>312766586 >>312766619 >>312766781 >>312766785 >>312766822 >>312766915 >>312767142 >>312767385 >>3127 Explain. O Anonymous (ID: CWWYDRNC | 03/19/21(Fri)12:10:32 No.312763841 >>312763537 (OP) Jews. | 03/19/21(Fri) 12:10:39 No.312763856 >> Anonymous (ID: XOalYJw3 >>312764091 >>312764174 >>312766324 >>312767388 >>312763537 (OP) >has a senior moment >thinks he is 30 y o again >starts running up the stairs >for no reason >slips >slips again >slips again and sharts >continues running up stairs so cameras don't see poo drippings out of legs >and on socks >salutes at the end to be funny God bless america
File: 1616169886120.webm (2.82 MB, 1280x720) BILLTY O Americans elected this Anonymous (ID: ExsOjeyk ) E 03/19/21(Fri)12:08:24 No.312763537 >>312764858 >>312764929 >>312764939 >>312764977 >>312765001 >>312765067 >>312765146 >>312765208 >>3127 >>312766586 >>312766619 >>312766781 >>312766785 >>312766822 >>312766915 >>312767142 >>312767385 >>3127 Explain. O Anonymous (ID: CWWYDRNC | 03/19/21(Fri)12:10:32 No.312763841 >>312763537 (OP) Jews. | 03/19/21(Fri) 12:10:39 No.312763856 >> Anonymous (ID: XOalYJw3 >>312764091 >>312764174 >>312766324 >>312767388 >>312763537 (OP) >has a senior moment >thinks he is 30 y o again >starts running up the stairs >for no reason >slips >slips again >slips again and sharts >continues running up stairs so cameras don't see poo drippings out of legs >and on socks >salutes at the end to be funny God bless america

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