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Ngl he's living the dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ ) 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #
: Anonymous (ID: RbCr6kj+ ) 02/22/21(Mon)20:57:05 No.29440241 >You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible. 72 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: 5q1RlmEk 02/22/21(Mon)20:58:52 No.29440372 >>29440241 (OP) # >So I was sucking my girlfriend's c--- and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day. >>29440554 # >>29440638 # >>29440718 # >>29440722 # >>29440814 # >>29441291 # >>29442639 # >>29442675 # >>29443626 # >>29449393 #

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anon gets banned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)11:48:18 No.792131303 >Be me >Redditfag >Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I only f--- 3 year olds. >Open Reddit later 43 KB JPG >"Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive content involving minors." >mfw Reddit now thinks I'm a registered sex offender. >mfw they think I had sex. >later virgins.
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)11:48:18 No.792131303 >Be me >Redditfag >Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I only f--- 3 year olds. >Open Reddit later 43 KB JPG >"Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive content involving minors." >mfw Reddit now thinks I'm a registered sex offender. >mfw they think I had sex. >later virgins.

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Anon takes a bath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)21:11:31 No.849371663 >be me, taking a bath >felt really horny, gets an idea >grabs a shampoo bottle and imagine its a d---, and stroking it like giving a h------ >touch myself as I imagine through it >as I about to c--, I squeezed the bottle 39 KB JPG and the shampoo spurts all over my face >I came as I feel the shampoo running down my face >Squirt some shampoo on my back too like someone came outside after f------ me >Clean myself after How's your bath, /b/? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)21:12:32 No.849371741 >>849371663 (OP) # How did you clean yourself when your gross ass sperm was floating around in the tub around you?
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)21:11:31 No.849371663 >be me, taking a bath >felt really horny, gets an idea >grabs a shampoo bottle and imagine its a d---, and stroking it like giving a h------ >touch myself as I imagine through it >as I about to c--, I squeezed the bottle 39 KB JPG and the shampoo spurts all over my face >I came as I feel the shampoo running down my face >Squirt some shampoo on my back too like someone came outside after f------ me >Clean myself after How's your bath, /b/? 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)21:12:32 No.849371741 >>849371663 (OP) # How did you clean yourself when your gross ass sperm was floating around in the tub around you?

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Anon still remember | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon goes to sleep | /r/Greentext


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Anon smokes weed | /r/Greentext


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AIDs LARP results in mega lulz | /r/Greentext


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Anon calls us out | /r/Greentext


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Anon can’t find the sauce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)17:14:49 No.849355834 >Be me. >J------- with family computer. >C------. >Can't find the rope. >Look on carpet, under desk, all round. >Pearls are missing. >Where are they? 59 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)17:14:49 No.849355834 >Be me. >J------- with family computer. >C------. >Can't find the rope. >Look on carpet, under desk, all round. >Pearls are missing. >Where are they? 59 KB JPG

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Anon gets singled out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)02:51:22 No.62712488 >in med school >professors keep saying the key to success is being likeable so most of you guys will do fine >though there's always a few weird kids that will struggle >sometimes they don't make it he's talking about me bros. i can f------ 37 KB PNG feel it and it stings
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)02:51:22 No.62712488 >in med school >professors keep saying the key to success is being likeable so most of you guys will do fine >though there's always a few weird kids that will struggle >sometimes they don't make it he's talking about me bros. i can f------ 37 KB PNG feel it and it stings

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Anon finds a body | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)12:30:41 No.8494026 >find dead Body at trainstation Later virgins 4 KB JPG

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Femanon BTFO | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)09:54:45 No.776769563 >be me 24yo female >virgin and actually friendless >been working the same job for 2 years and not have a single friend at work >dude that has been working with me for a year and has never 165 KB JPG acknowledged me, randomly asks me out >desperate so I say yes >had sex cuz I really wanted to loose my virginity >missed period >got pregnant >gave birth a month ago >he quit the job we shared and blocked my number haven't seen him since the birth of our son
: Anonymous 08/10/18(Fri)09:54:45 No.776769563 >be me 24yo female >virgin and actually friendless >been working the same job for 2 years and not have a single friend at work >dude that has been working with me for a year and has never 165 KB JPG acknowledged me, randomly asks me out >desperate so I say yes >had sex cuz I really wanted to loose my virginity >missed period >got pregnant >gave birth a month ago >he quit the job we shared and blocked my number haven't seen him since the birth of our son

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Anon orders a swimming pool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)20:05:58 No.849344230 >Order swimming pool off Amazon for my Terrapins >1 Day later >Parcel is in front porch not handed to anyone >ldea 42 KB JPG >Tell Amazon parcel didnt turn up >Get refund >The world is my game
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)20:05:58 No.849344230 >Order swimming pool off Amazon for my Terrapins >1 Day later >Parcel is in front porch not handed to anyone >ldea 42 KB JPG >Tell Amazon parcel didnt turn up >Get refund >The world is my game

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Anon is lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)11:02:08 No.849398841 >be me, 19, depressed drug phase >parents have money >high 24/7, lonely, want to die >meet a 11/10 goth girl who also does drugs >instant fall in love 55 KB JPG >she has a boyfriend >end up having a party at my place with her friends >they leave, we have sex, best sex ever >says she loves me >ask her to leave her boyfriend for me >"i cant yet i will one day i promise" >too fried too care, fall in love with her >we end up going to my place to do drugs and f--- every week for months >i buy her a lot of gifts >doesnt let me kiss her or hold her hand when were outside >whatever >f--- without protection all the time >lets me f--- her in her ass too >does whatever i ask, freaky af >my sex life can not be better >her bf finds out about her cheating >she gets mad, says she is scared of her boyfriend beating her up >im heartbroken, make myself stop talking to her >1 year later, im clean of all drugs >no longer have fried brain, can think >she f----- me without protection all the time, talked about how bad she wants me to c-- in her >she literally wanted me to get her pregenant because she saw i have money and she was poor >f--- i was lucky
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)11:02:08 No.849398841 >be me, 19, depressed drug phase >parents have money >high 24/7, lonely, want to die >meet a 11/10 goth girl who also does drugs >instant fall in love 55 KB JPG >she has a boyfriend >end up having a party at my place with her friends >they leave, we have sex, best sex ever >says she loves me >ask her to leave her boyfriend for me >"i cant yet i will one day i promise" >too fried too care, fall in love with her >we end up going to my place to do drugs and f--- every week for months >i buy her a lot of gifts >doesnt let me kiss her or hold her hand when were outside >whatever >f--- without protection all the time >lets me f--- her in her ass too >does whatever i ask, freaky af >my sex life can not be better >her bf finds out about her cheating >she gets mad, says she is scared of her boyfriend beating her up >im heartbroken, make myself stop talking to her >1 year later, im clean of all drugs >no longer have fried brain, can think >she f----- me without protection all the time, talked about how bad she wants me to c-- in her >she literally wanted me to get her pregenant because she saw i have money and she was poor >f--- i was lucky

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Anon is here | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 849395469 2 órával ezelőtt •.. >be me >go to r/trans >post pic of biological girls i found from instagram >get around 50-300 updoots and many comments per post >troons saying how hot and good looking i 832,4 kB JPG am >"omfg i would give my soul to look so feminine" >at least one t----- is looking at my posts and thinking of offing himself >do this on regular basis how are you fighting the good fight anon? pic related 20 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 849395515 2 órával ezelőtt >>849395469 (OP) >pretending to be a girl on reddit youre just like them anon
Anonymous | 849395469 2 órával ezelőtt •.. >be me >go to r/trans >post pic of biological girls i found from instagram >get around 50-300 updoots and many comments per post >troons saying how hot and good looking i 832,4 kB JPG am >"omfg i would give my soul to look so feminine" >at least one t----- is looking at my posts and thinking of offing himself >do this on regular basis how are you fighting the good fight anon? pic related 20 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 849395515 2 órával ezelőtt >>849395469 (OP) >pretending to be a girl on reddit youre just like them anon

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It’s simple, we kill the Batman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)20:28:00 No.849400058 > be me > family starving > decide to commit crime > batman shows up > breaks my leg, both arms and spine > says he doesn't kill and leaves me with the pain 14 KB JPG > hospital bill I can't pay > mfw I have to commit crime to pay hospital bill now
: Anonymous 03/12/21(Fri)20:28:00 No.849400058 > be me > family starving > decide to commit crime > batman shows up > breaks my leg, both arms and spine > says he doesn't kill and leaves me with the pain 14 KB JPG > hospital bill I can't pay > mfw I have to commit crime to pay hospital bill now

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Anon shoots his web | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG
Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)18:23:03 No.46191575 >finally tell mom im a superhero >bitch doesnt believe me >shoot my web on her >grounded >mfw 9 KB PNG

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Anon Makes A Friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:37:28 No.62701136 >add a friend in a game because i have feeling to make a connection >they ask me to play the game with them every single day 5 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)09:37:28 No.62701136 >add a friend in a game because i have feeling to make a connection >they ask me to play the game with them every single day 5 KB JPG

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Anon having a good time with their grandpa. | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets minecraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:44:07 No.438217109 >decide to reinstall minecraft >see an annoying twelve year old >grief his house >he's begging me to stop >kill him and take all of his s--- 37 KB JPG >go home and play minecraft : Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)19:47:40 No.438217460 >>438217109 (OP) # 10/10

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