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Anon cracks a nut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)07:36:08 No.62699610 >ride bicycle to work >see crow sitting on the road next to a walnut >get of bike next to the nut >crack open the nut with my work boot for crow friend >Continue on my way to work >some old hag walking her dog saw the whole thing and 26 KB JPG looked at me as if I just kicked her puppy I hate normies so damm much, just doing one unusual thing and their npc brains are fried.
: Anonymous 03/11/21(Thu)07:36:08 No.62699610 >ride bicycle to work >see crow sitting on the road next to a walnut >get of bike next to the nut >crack open the nut with my work boot for crow friend >Continue on my way to work >some old hag walking her dog saw the whole thing and 26 KB JPG looked at me as if I just kicked her puppy I hate normies so damm much, just doing one unusual thing and their npc brains are fried.

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Anon's Neighbors Cover Up His Smell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Y3LRHGT6) 03/10/21(Wed)09:29:32 No.12299397 >next door neighbors are constantly running their clothes dryer >such that any time I open my windows my house is flooded with the scent of laundry exhaust >doesn't matter the time of day, or night, their dryer is running 507 KB PNG >endlessly >putting out a stream of scent that permeates my whole house what the f---
: Anonymous (ID: Y3LRHGT6) 03/10/21(Wed)09:29:32 No.12299397 >next door neighbors are constantly running their clothes dryer >such that any time I open my windows my house is flooded with the scent of laundry exhaust >doesn't matter the time of day, or night, their dryer is running 507 KB PNG >endlessly >putting out a stream of scent that permeates my whole house what the f---

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