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Anon's daughter is 8 years old today | /r/Greentext

I Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:19:20 No.359600273 >359600448 >>359600491 >>359600539 >>359600560 >>359600601 >>359600602 >>359600625 >>359600764 File: Spoiler Image (82 KB, 528x960) >>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >lve worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas
I Anonymous 12/04/16(Sun)00:19:20 No.359600273 >359600448 >>359600491 >>359600539 >>359600560 >>359600601 >>359600602 >>359600625 >>359600764 File: Spoiler Image (82 KB, 528x960) >>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >lve worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas

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Anon hates his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 : >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >lf I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 1 hour ago 47758382 : >Be furry artist >Make about 250 dollars each commission and it takes me 3 days to do one. >Patreon is getting me over 4k a month just to post my commissions there. >Not even that well known yet. >Vommit about 5-6 times while making each commission because I find furries f------ disgusting. >Get some really f------ disgusting commissions like tigers s------- on the heads of wolf men while a horse masturbates in the corner. Charged over 500 dollars for that and the guy actually f------ paid upfront. >lf I do regular art I won't even make a 1/5 of what I am currently making. >Can't handle real jobs I hate my life. 2 REPLIES

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Anon doesn’t like women in his lobby | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NHQe9yHf Women in Gaming 02/26/21(Fri)07:08:52 No.309805388 9 ameststtry >Woman bottom fragging >Being an attention w---- >'accidentally' walking into fire >constantly has to announce her location >Can't communicate any positions effectively because the team's portable n----- has to keep interjecting "Trolling inhabits a grey zone between freedom of speech and anonymous attacks. Many women journalists, including myself, have tn deal with the consequences on our own wh man ames 122 KB JPG >Gets called out for being a parasite and bottom fragging >Tries to vote kick person who called her out >Vote fails, barely >Starts trying to socially divide the team into 2 infighting groups like some sort of jew >...but keeps getting called out >More of the team has begun to hate her >Futilely vote kicking (and failing) at every possible opportunity >Team begins s------- all over roastie >Entire team calls her out for bottom fragging >Roastie refuses to change her behavior >Roastie refuses to try harder >Keeps trying to cause infighting >Team kicks her >Writes an article about all of the anonymous attacks she faces daily >Blames a toxic, sexist gaming culture >Article is used to rapidly increase moderation and causes an influx of retards >Kills the game because she couldn't be a parasite and didn't want to put in effort (sounds like IRL) MEANWHILE >New guy fils the hole roastie left >Gets called a bottom fragger 'I bottom fragged ur mum last nite c---' >000000000ooh >Game moves on
: Anonymous (ID: NHQe9yHf Women in Gaming 02/26/21(Fri)07:08:52 No.309805388 9 ameststtry >Woman bottom fragging >Being an attention w---- >'accidentally' walking into fire >constantly has to announce her location >Can't communicate any positions effectively because the team's portable n----- has to keep interjecting "Trolling inhabits a grey zone between freedom of speech and anonymous attacks. Many women journalists, including myself, have tn deal with the consequences on our own wh man ames 122 KB JPG >Gets called out for being a parasite and bottom fragging >Tries to vote kick person who called her out >Vote fails, barely >Starts trying to socially divide the team into 2 infighting groups like some sort of jew >...but keeps getting called out >More of the team has begun to hate her >Futilely vote kicking (and failing) at every possible opportunity >Team begins s------- all over roastie >Entire team calls her out for bottom fragging >Roastie refuses to change her behavior >Roastie refuses to try harder >Keeps trying to cause infighting >Team kicks her >Writes an article about all of the anonymous attacks she faces daily >Blames a toxic, sexist gaming culture >Article is used to rapidly increase moderation and causes an influx of retards >Kills the game because she couldn't be a parasite and didn't want to put in effort (sounds like IRL) MEANWHILE >New guy fils the hole roastie left >Gets called a bottom fragger 'I bottom fragged ur mum last nite c---' >000000000ooh >Game moves on

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Anon visits India | /r/Greentext

>be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life Psuper intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class 445 KB JPG >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some slum back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt telis me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smelis like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the femalo dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed if out but shrug it of >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees l'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian' >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >l ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter" >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm eating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize l'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna
>be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life Psuper intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class 445 KB JPG >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some slum back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt telis me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smelis like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the femalo dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed if out but shrug it of >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees l'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian' >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >l ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter" >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm eating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize l'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna

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Anon goes full retard | /r/Greentext

File: aB0qBz1_700b jpg (100 KB, 700x2497) Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:53:56 No.845374686 ► >>845374748 >>845374776 >>845374789 >845374833 >>845374904 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >eh it feels ok for me >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >l run to the bathroom to vomit >"PUKE" >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >'oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:56:55 No.845374776 >845374686 (OP) Ha. You got ass worms on your pp
File: aB0qBz1_700b jpg (100 KB, 700x2497) Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:53:56 No.845374686 ► >>845374748 >>845374776 >>845374789 >845374833 >>845374904 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >eh it feels ok for me >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >l run to the bathroom to vomit >"PUKE" >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >'oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:56:55 No.845374776 >845374686 (OP) Ha. You got ass worms on your pp

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Anon attends movie night | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)04:56:36 No.146940005 >>146942542 >>146940402 >zoomers will never know the feeling of going to a friends house to watch a movie, finding a black tape in the VCR that turned out to be his parents sex tape we hid it for later viewing and both jacked off. I called him a for jacking off to his own parents but I was wrong to do it. Daniel, if you are reading this I'm sorry. If you still have the tape I really would like to see your mom's t--- again.
O Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)04:56:36 No.146940005 >>146942542 >>146940402 >zoomers will never know the feeling of going to a friends house to watch a movie, finding a black tape in the VCR that turned out to be his parents sex tape we hid it for later viewing and both jacked off. I called him a for jacking off to his own parents but I was wrong to do it. Daniel, if you are reading this I'm sorry. If you still have the tape I really would like to see your mom's t--- again.

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Anon joins the Army | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week
>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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Anon is the fresh prince of Zaire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:25:31 No.848330977 >In west Somalia born and raised, in the jungle is whereI spend most of my days, skinnying out minimising, starving all cool, shootin up sailors outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started spreading ebola to my neighbourhood, I got one little cough and my mom got scared and said “you're moving to your 7 KB JPG aunties and uncles in Zaire" >l whistled for a dear and when it came near the dear wasn't fresh and had lice in its ear, if anything I can say this dear was rare but but I thought Allah forget it, yo homes to Zaire. >l pulled, up to the shack about 7 or 8 and yelled to the dear yo homes smell you later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Zaire
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)23:25:31 No.848330977 >In west Somalia born and raised, in the jungle is whereI spend most of my days, skinnying out minimising, starving all cool, shootin up sailors outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started spreading ebola to my neighbourhood, I got one little cough and my mom got scared and said “you're moving to your 7 KB JPG aunties and uncles in Zaire" >l whistled for a dear and when it came near the dear wasn't fresh and had lice in its ear, if anything I can say this dear was rare but but I thought Allah forget it, yo homes to Zaire. >l pulled, up to the shack about 7 or 8 and yelled to the dear yo homes smell you later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Zaire

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Anon found his sister's diary | /r/Greentext

File: 1283774452.png (221 KB, 274x427) Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:46:00 No.848334377 >>848334688 >>848334909 NSONAN my sister died and i found her diary, how much would it cost to publish it as a book for simps to read or should i just chuck it in the bin? Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:52:01 No.848334636 >>848335185 Scan the pages and upload them in as a slide show to youtube. You probably wouldn't make much money from publishing and the social ramifications could easily outway the profits. Uploading to youtube could probably earn a little bit of change in ads and you could also keep some anonymity if done right. Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:53:28 No.848334688 >>848335185 >>848334377 (OP) post some highlights here Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:56:59 No.848334837 ► >>848335185 How long is it? Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:58:46 No.848334909 >>848335185 >>848334377 (OP) If you're not trying to make money off it you can just scan the pages and upload it on the internet Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)15:04:29 No.848335185 File: 1298398398494..png (177 KB, 360x334) >>848335366 >>848335865 >>848335868 >>848334636 >>848334688 >>848334837 >>848334909 haha you guys fell for it, i don't even have a sister and all my other family is already dead lol Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)15:08:17 No.848335366 >>848335185 Well done you really tricked everyone! Have a lovely day and enjoy masturbating over this when you think about it later.
File: 1283774452.png (221 KB, 274x427) Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:46:00 No.848334377 >>848334688 >>848334909 NSONAN my sister died and i found her diary, how much would it cost to publish it as a book for simps to read or should i just chuck it in the bin? Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:52:01 No.848334636 >>848335185 Scan the pages and upload them in as a slide show to youtube. You probably wouldn't make much money from publishing and the social ramifications could easily outway the profits. Uploading to youtube could probably earn a little bit of change in ads and you could also keep some anonymity if done right. Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:53:28 No.848334688 >>848335185 >>848334377 (OP) post some highlights here Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:56:59 No.848334837 ► >>848335185 How long is it? Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)14:58:46 No.848334909 >>848335185 >>848334377 (OP) If you're not trying to make money off it you can just scan the pages and upload it on the internet Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)15:04:29 No.848335185 File: 1298398398494..png (177 KB, 360x334) >>848335366 >>848335865 >>848335868 >>848334636 >>848334688 >>848334837 >>848334909 haha you guys fell for it, i don't even have a sister and all my other family is already dead lol Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)15:08:17 No.848335366 >>848335185 Well done you really tricked everyone! Have a lovely day and enjoy masturbating over this when you think about it later.

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Anon does meth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)07:16:13 No.848279473 >orderd really good darkweb meth >1 day of being high + 2 days at a hotel by myself >went full paranoid schizo the 2nd day, couldnt help but think some1 going to bust in my room, 95 KB JPG >3rd day, super tired, got high even more, hallucinated about showering w/ another guy, turned out it was real except i was talking to myself >f----- myself anally w/ 2 dildos, one monster chode and a 14" >mind melting orgasm, coom'd a stream w/ my 15mm shrink d--- >high gets even more intense, eyes are pitch black >realized my shower dream was actually real & it only 30min has passed >freaked out and call my gf to take me home Think i'm done with meth for now... I can't believe I lost my mind. I know the hotel neighbors had to have heard me, like 2 families with kids. Pretty sure they heard me accidentally blast p---- really loud in the middle of the night and heard me moaning/talking hard in the shower. LOL.
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)07:16:13 No.848279473 >orderd really good darkweb meth >1 day of being high + 2 days at a hotel by myself >went full paranoid schizo the 2nd day, couldnt help but think some1 going to bust in my room, 95 KB JPG >3rd day, super tired, got high even more, hallucinated about showering w/ another guy, turned out it was real except i was talking to myself >f----- myself anally w/ 2 dildos, one monster chode and a 14" >mind melting orgasm, coom'd a stream w/ my 15mm shrink d--- >high gets even more intense, eyes are pitch black >realized my shower dream was actually real & it only 30min has passed >freaked out and call my gf to take me home Think i'm done with meth for now... I can't believe I lost my mind. I know the hotel neighbors had to have heard me, like 2 families with kids. Pretty sure they heard me accidentally blast p---- really loud in the middle of the night and heard me moaning/talking hard in the shower. LOL.

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Anons take on modern solutions | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)10:11:40 No.848262376 >find a phone in the uni bathroom >requires Face ID to unlock >throw it in the toilet 645 KB PNG
E Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)10:11:40 No.848262376 >find a phone in the uni bathroom >requires Face ID to unlock >throw it in the toilet 645 KB PNG

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Anon LARPS as driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Times you acted like the drive(...) 02/25/21(Thu)20:45:21 No.147168561 >Buy a 500 toothpick bag at the, some antifreeze and gloves at the gas station >Cashier girl asks 'would you like a bag?' after l've paid >Stare her down until I walk out 23 KB JPG >Circle the block a few times >Walk back in >Walk up to her ..sure' I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL
: Anonymous Times you acted like the drive(...) 02/25/21(Thu)20:45:21 No.147168561 >Buy a 500 toothpick bag at the, some antifreeze and gloves at the gas station >Cashier girl asks 'would you like a bag?' after l've paid >Stare her down until I walk out 23 KB JPG >Circle the block a few times >Walk back in >Walk up to her ..sure' I'M GIVING YOU A NIGHT CALL

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Anon is thrilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:59:05 No.848296090 >be me >movie theater, 2018 >going with some friends to see the latest action movie >on the walk in, i see some really sketchy guy hanging around the entrance >put it in the back of my mind, it's 375 KB JPG probably nothing >grab our snacks and sit down for the previews >about a minute after we sit down, the lights get killed suddenly whatthefuck.jpg >the screen goes red >i see the guy from outside walk in front of the screen >everyone is s------- themselves, friends are flipping out >this m----------- starts dancing while zombies start eating people >they've got the funk of 40,000 years on them >rip the arm off my chair and start beating these undead f---- >fighting for my life inside a >killer >thriller >toniiiight
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:59:05 No.848296090 >be me >movie theater, 2018 >going with some friends to see the latest action movie >on the walk in, i see some really sketchy guy hanging around the entrance >put it in the back of my mind, it's 375 KB JPG probably nothing >grab our snacks and sit down for the previews >about a minute after we sit down, the lights get killed suddenly whatthefuck.jpg >the screen goes red >i see the guy from outside walk in front of the screen >everyone is s------- themselves, friends are flipping out >this m----------- starts dancing while zombies start eating people >they've got the funk of 40,000 years on them >rip the arm off my chair and start beating these undead f---- >fighting for my life inside a >killer >thriller >toniiiight

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Anon is tired | /r/Greentext

>be 16 yo me >things getting sexy with boyfriend >really have to pee but things are so in the moment >start f------ like normal >at one point he's angled really far up against my bladder >one strong thrust and a short burst of piss comes out >he thinks he made me squirt and tries to do it every time because he thinks it's hot >5 years later meet qt boy, get along really well >around 3 months into dating he asks if i've ever squirted >"Uhhhh yeah my ex used to angle himself really far forward" >he spends like 40 mins trying the "come hither motion" >still don't know how to not be weird, i know i should just say it's just piss >eventually I just piss hard in intervals for a few seconds >now he almost exclusively fingers me and never actually f---- me because "he's into pleasuring me" this has been going on for almost a year. I'm so f------ tired of washing towels and bedsheets every day or two. I feel bad about lying but I didn't think it would go this far. He never touches my clit
>be 16 yo me >things getting sexy with boyfriend >really have to pee but things are so in the moment >start f------ like normal >at one point he's angled really far up against my bladder >one strong thrust and a short burst of piss comes out >he thinks he made me squirt and tries to do it every time because he thinks it's hot >5 years later meet qt boy, get along really well >around 3 months into dating he asks if i've ever squirted >"Uhhhh yeah my ex used to angle himself really far forward" >he spends like 40 mins trying the "come hither motion" >still don't know how to not be weird, i know i should just say it's just piss >eventually I just piss hard in intervals for a few seconds >now he almost exclusively fingers me and never actually f---- me because "he's into pleasuring me" this has been going on for almost a year. I'm so f------ tired of washing towels and bedsheets every day or two. I feel bad about lying but I didn't think it would go this far. He never touches my clit

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Anon is jacked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:15:13 No.60042703 >am jacked >tell everyone who asks I don't work out 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:15:13 No.60042703 >am jacked >tell everyone who asks I don't work out 13 KB JPG

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)11:57:36 No.62506129 Anyone got any good stories there parents told them about high school? I'll go first. >mom tells me about this asian kid in her school 243 KB JPG >he was a very quiet and nice kid, never hurt a fly >group of people always bully him >kid never talked or tried to fight back >they continued to bully the kid for weeks >one day they spit gum in his hair >kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call >fast forward to after school >my mom and her brother are outside talking >kid is getting bullied >van pulls up and kid laughs >group of asian's get out of van >few have baseball bat's >start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream >few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face >mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped >guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry >van drives away with the group of asians >asian kid never got bullied >yakuza 1, bullies 0

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Anon buys a pc | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 848321259 32 min. ago •.. >Be me >Buy a pc for 1500 dollars >the pc is loud > be sad > my mouse stops working > go to an online store to buy a mouse > see an ad for better pc that cost less > pic related > 24.8 kB PNG
Anonymous | 848321259 32 min. ago •.. >Be me >Buy a pc for 1500 dollars >the pc is loud > be sad > my mouse stops working > go to an online store to buy a mouse > see an ad for better pc that cost less > pic related > 24.8 kB PNG

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Anon cucks himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)22:25:37 No.62500114 坂 >Was just having it on with a girl >Get hard YO, YO, YO, WHERE THE PINK NIPPLED BITCHES AT? >Go to put condom on >Get soft >She wanks me until hard again >Put on another condom 323 KB PNG >Get soft again Literally want to kill myself, what the f--- do I do? O ggg
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)22:25:37 No.62500114 坂 >Was just having it on with a girl >Get hard YO, YO, YO, WHERE THE PINK NIPPLED BITCHES AT? >Go to put condom on >Get soft >She wanks me until hard again >Put on another condom 323 KB PNG >Get soft again Literally want to kill myself, what the f--- do I do? O ggg

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Anon is bored | /r/Greentext

13h (2/24 22:49) · 62479958 2 Re 1 Img JPG 56KB (720 x 483) 2 Replies ได้โปรดรักฉัน >Bored >J------- >Dopamine RUUUUUUSH >Nut >Immediately go back to hating women
13h (2/24 22:49) · 62479958 2 Re 1 Img JPG 56KB (720 x 483) 2 Replies ได้โปรดรักฉัน >Bored >J------- >Dopamine RUUUUUUSH >Nut >Immediately go back to hating women

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Anon get political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)00:41:01 No.848314238 >no $15 minimum wage >no $2,000 checks >already bombing Syria >gas prices rising heavily across the country >f------ up border security >trying to tie anyone who disagrees with them to some boomers who broke some s--- in the Capitol building and using it as justification for Bush era 383 KB JPG level s--- >new covid strains popping up everywhere Why did democrats tell us this guy was our hero again?
: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)00:41:01 No.848314238 >no $15 minimum wage >no $2,000 checks >already bombing Syria >gas prices rising heavily across the country >f------ up border security >trying to tie anyone who disagrees with them to some boomers who broke some s--- in the Capitol building and using it as justification for Bush era 383 KB JPG level s--- >new covid strains popping up everywhere Why did democrats tell us this guy was our hero again?

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