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: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:55:34 No.777876369 Best Greentext stories ever thread >be me >be 12 >get 18 yr old step sister >fast forward 2017 33 KB JPG >l'm 19 she's 25 >we've bonded over all these years and consider each other our best friends and constantly communicate about what's bothering us similar to regular siblings >care for each other over the bond we built >live a normie life 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)10:22:02 No.777877586 >>777877261 # You are disgusting >>777877694 # >>777877721 #
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)09:55:34 No.777876369 Best Greentext stories ever thread >be me >be 12 >get 18 yr old step sister >fast forward 2017 33 KB JPG >l'm 19 she's 25 >we've bonded over all these years and consider each other our best friends and constantly communicate about what's bothering us similar to regular siblings >care for each other over the bond we built >live a normie life 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)10:22:02 No.777877586 >>777877261 # You are disgusting >>777877694 # >>777877721 #

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anon isn't european | /r/Greentext

File: 1614242159958.jpg (22 KB, 360x360) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)03:36:00 No.848245131 [Reply] ► >>848251283 >be me >18 yo african kid who just finished high school >life is so hard, but my parents work hard to provide >have excellent notes so opportunity to move to Europe >parents spend all saving and place hopes on me >get here, be nice to everyone and work very hard >still get hated for literally no reason I didn't chose this bros, sometimes i wish i were a blue eyed tall slav. Why + 46 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)06:17:22 No.848251074 ► >>848249950 Imao not germany
File: 1614242159958.jpg (22 KB, 360x360) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)03:36:00 No.848245131 [Reply] ► >>848251283 >be me >18 yo african kid who just finished high school >life is so hard, but my parents work hard to provide >have excellent notes so opportunity to move to Europe >parents spend all saving and place hopes on me >get here, be nice to everyone and work very hard >still get hated for literally no reason I didn't chose this bros, sometimes i wish i were a blue eyed tall slav. Why + 46 replies and 4 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)06:17:22 No.848251074 ► >>848249950 Imao not germany

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Anon faces a double standard | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?
File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >l make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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Anon is a coomer | /r/Greentext

File: aax25Yk5_700w_0.jpg (116 KB, 586x1000) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:02:10 No.62490774 [Reply] Madturnetion >Jerking off >Slight relieve >10 minutes later >Depressed >Jerking off >Repeat Depression Musturbation h-help. > O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:06:00 No.62490801 File: 1613845059251.jpg (100 KB, 1016x1024) Mrbon BORN the trick is to be distracted until you are ready to coom again then its a pure cycle of bliss De caam
File: aax25Yk5_700w_0.jpg (116 KB, 586x1000) O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:02:10 No.62490774 [Reply] Madturnetion >Jerking off >Slight relieve >10 minutes later >Depressed >Jerking off >Repeat Depression Musturbation h-help. > O Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)15:06:00 No.62490801 File: 1613845059251.jpg (100 KB, 1016x1024) Mrbon BORN the trick is to be distracted until you are ready to coom again then its a pure cycle of bliss De caam

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Anon is nostalgic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)04:56:36 No.146940005 > >146940402 >>146942542 >zoomers will never know the feeling of going to a friends house to watch a movie, finding a black tape in the VCR that turned out to be his parents sex tape we hid it for later viewing and both jacked off. I called him a - for jacking off to his own parents but I was wrong to do it. Daniel, if you are reading this I'm sorry. If you still have the tape I really would like to see your mom's t--- again.
Anonymous 02/21/21(Sun)04:56:36 No.146940005 > >146940402 >>146942542 >zoomers will never know the feeling of going to a friends house to watch a movie, finding a black tape in the VCR that turned out to be his parents sex tape we hid it for later viewing and both jacked off. I called him a - for jacking off to his own parents but I was wrong to do it. Daniel, if you are reading this I'm sorry. If you still have the tape I really would like to see your mom's t--- again.

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Anon is Viet Cong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Wat 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw 150 KB PNG
: Anonymous Wat 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw 150 KB PNG

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Anon takes a bite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)22:21:35 No.62427563 >be me >go down to a fancy Japanese restaurant for dinner >a cute 8/10 Japanese girl comes to take my order >l order some sushi, but I stop her before she goes back to the kitchen 446 KB PNG >"Hey, would you wanna get a drink or something after this?" >"Sorry, but-" >l immediately get out of my seat and head home >I come back 1 hour later with my dad's harpoon gun >walk over to the artificial pond and shoot the biggest koi fish I can see >pull it out and take a bite That'll teach her
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)22:21:35 No.62427563 >be me >go down to a fancy Japanese restaurant for dinner >a cute 8/10 Japanese girl comes to take my order >l order some sushi, but I stop her before she goes back to the kitchen 446 KB PNG >"Hey, would you wanna get a drink or something after this?" >"Sorry, but-" >l immediately get out of my seat and head home >I come back 1 hour later with my dad's harpoon gun >walk over to the artificial pond and shoot the biggest koi fish I can see >pull it out and take a bite That'll teach her

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Confirmation biased | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:27:29 No.62425285 >make 4chan post about something >someone agrees with me or says based >get up from bed >pace around room with excitement 24 KB PNG >go downstairs to get water >pace around more >go back to computer >eagerly reread the reply over and over with a smile on my face 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:47:49 No.62425526 >>62425285 (OP) # it is very rare that anyone agrees with me so it makes it a special 71 KB JPG occasion : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:48:13 No.62425532 >>62425285 (OP) # >make deliberately inflammatory post >feel delightfully devilish >someone actually replies >can't bring myself to read it 512 KB PNG >close thread forever
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:27:29 No.62425285 >make 4chan post about something >someone agrees with me or says based >get up from bed >pace around room with excitement 24 KB PNG >go downstairs to get water >pace around more >go back to computer >eagerly reread the reply over and over with a smile on my face 12 Replies / 3 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:47:49 No.62425526 >>62425285 (OP) # it is very rare that anyone agrees with me so it makes it a special 71 KB JPG occasion : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)21:48:13 No.62425532 >>62425285 (OP) # >make deliberately inflammatory post >feel delightfully devilish >someone actually replies >can't bring myself to read it 512 KB PNG >close thread forever

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Anon has a close family | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)23:48:15 No.848239278 >>848239477 >>848231813 >Found out I was adopted through 23andMe >I grew up suffering with a family that rejected me >They were always 15mins away >Living a happy little life >Pretty bitter to say the least >Interviewed and landed a job at the place my bio-mom works >Hit on her shamelessly for 6 months >Found bio-sister on Tinder >Hit her up and landed a date + one night stand >Finally broke through the barrier at work and got head >Dear old Dad wouldn't approve l'm sure >My Magnum Opus was a Sunday night bootycall/Monday morning head >That saw mother unwittingly tasting daughter >Had proof and was going to destroy the family >Decided to make this an extended-family affair >Made contact with an Aunt, first Cousin and youngest sister >Landed a date with sister first >Fell in love, dated, she moved in >Sister/Mom's face was hilarious when I was introduced >Just never talked about it >Proposed, somehow got a marriage license >Married 7 years >Nobody in the world knows but me >2 kids with the standard 11 fingers and toes >Life is great >Probably kill myself if she ever finds out anything Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)23:51:22 No.848239477 File: 135544932_394743091831334(..).png (381 KB, 720x713) >>848239278 what in the god damn
>> Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)23:48:15 No.848239278 >>848239477 >>848231813 >Found out I was adopted through 23andMe >I grew up suffering with a family that rejected me >They were always 15mins away >Living a happy little life >Pretty bitter to say the least >Interviewed and landed a job at the place my bio-mom works >Hit on her shamelessly for 6 months >Found bio-sister on Tinder >Hit her up and landed a date + one night stand >Finally broke through the barrier at work and got head >Dear old Dad wouldn't approve l'm sure >My Magnum Opus was a Sunday night bootycall/Monday morning head >That saw mother unwittingly tasting daughter >Had proof and was going to destroy the family >Decided to make this an extended-family affair >Made contact with an Aunt, first Cousin and youngest sister >Landed a date with sister first >Fell in love, dated, she moved in >Sister/Mom's face was hilarious when I was introduced >Just never talked about it >Proposed, somehow got a marriage license >Married 7 years >Nobody in the world knows but me >2 kids with the standard 11 fingers and toes >Life is great >Probably kill myself if she ever finds out anything Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)23:51:22 No.848239477 File: 135544932_394743091831334(..).png (381 KB, 720x713) >>848239278 what in the god damn

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Anon made a mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)08:41:45 No.62488235 yWRigl6B_400x400.jpg 21 KB JPG >Annoying roastie classmate with Autism talks for 2 minutes straight, and everybody is enduring it silently >Start aggressively shouting about how she is a f------ annoying idiot, in a similar fashion to those early 2010's rage videos >realize my microphone was on
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)08:41:45 No.62488235 yWRigl6B_400x400.jpg 21 KB JPG >Annoying roastie classmate with Autism talks for 2 minutes straight, and everybody is enduring it silently >Start aggressively shouting about how she is a f------ annoying idiot, in a similar fashion to those early 2010's rage videos >realize my microphone was on

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Annon says no to horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)10:30:26 No.62489417 >see girl >she get me with the horny no 206 KB PNG 4 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)10:30:26 No.62489417 >see girl >she get me with the horny no 206 KB PNG 4 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon met a girl | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:36:41 No.62484260 > >>62484346 >>62484385 >>62484386 >>62484414 >>62484454 >>62484494 Actual autism thread. >meet cute girl >we're talking about anime >she asks for recommendations >recomend scat hentai as a joke >blocked before I can even explain O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:42:59 No.62484346 >>62484260 (OP) Deserved it for knowing the name of a scat hentai.
O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:36:41 No.62484260 > >>62484346 >>62484385 >>62484386 >>62484414 >>62484454 >>62484494 Actual autism thread. >meet cute girl >we're talking about anime >she asks for recommendations >recomend scat hentai as a joke >blocked before I can even explain O Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)18:42:59 No.62484346 >>62484260 (OP) Deserved it for knowing the name of a scat hentai.

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Anon finds microtransactions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw
: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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Anon discovered a secret | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)14:05:27 No.848240330 >Me actually finding hot dudes on 4chan >they're all insecure >delete all my dating apps >now only talk to incels and doomers 262 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)14:05:27 No.848240330 >Me actually finding hot dudes on 4chan >they're all insecure >delete all my dating apps >now only talk to incels and doomers 262 KB PNG

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Anon builds a potato cannon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moming, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly tums into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw
Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moming, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly tums into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw

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Anon sits alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:22 No.848228754 >Be me >Niggerfagget >See 4 hour long documentary on rise and fall of Nikocado Avocado >Remember Darwin's work >NaturalSelection.wmv 208 KB JPG >Sub to Nikocado >Like all his videos >Comment on each and every one of them with some npc support >"Love your content Im always excited to see you eat different foods!" >"Wow more spicy foods please!" >"We love you Nikocado!" Anyone else do this or am I sitting here alone
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:22 No.848228754 >Be me >Niggerfagget >See 4 hour long documentary on rise and fall of Nikocado Avocado >Remember Darwin's work >NaturalSelection.wmv 208 KB JPG >Sub to Nikocado >Like all his videos >Comment on each and every one of them with some npc support >"Love your content Im always excited to see you eat different foods!" >"Wow more spicy foods please!" >"We love you Nikocado!" Anyone else do this or am I sitting here alone

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Anon is embarrassed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..
: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..

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Anon lost a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:44:49 No.848239067 >>848238357 (OP) # >>friend was textbook passive aggressive narcissist >>lost his job to chink flu >>starts smoking in the house >>I have asthma 11 KB JPG >>can't evict due to chink flu >>won't smoke outside >>stopped doing chores >>notyourmom.exe >>took my dishes away >>"bUTMuHDePResssloN >>started stealing my food >>wakes me up in the middle of the night >>ragequit.gif >>threaten to have him arrested for drugs after having nightmares of suffocation with sleep asthma attacks >>finally moves out >>blocks me F----- ruined a 17 year friendship because he wouldn't smoke outside and wanted to passive aggressively kill me in my sleep >>848239746 # >>848240141 #
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:44:49 No.848239067 >>848238357 (OP) # >>friend was textbook passive aggressive narcissist >>lost his job to chink flu >>starts smoking in the house >>I have asthma 11 KB JPG >>can't evict due to chink flu >>won't smoke outside >>stopped doing chores >>notyourmom.exe >>took my dishes away >>"bUTMuHDePResssloN >>started stealing my food >>wakes me up in the middle of the night >>ragequit.gif >>threaten to have him arrested for drugs after having nightmares of suffocation with sleep asthma attacks >>finally moves out >>blocks me F----- ruined a 17 year friendship because he wouldn't smoke outside and wanted to passive aggressively kill me in my sleep >>848239746 # >>848240141 #

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Anons school decides to switch to closed campus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)18:05:41 No.848022273 >>848010596 (OP) # >High school is open campus >incident with a white autist vet coming in and waving a shotgun >no one is hurt but school decides to switch to closed campus >They want to build an iron fence around 10 KB JPG the school but don't have the funding >start slashing electives like retards, end up pissing of most рeople. >JROTC, French, cooking, car workshop, metal shop, and flower arrangement all cut >It causes actual student and parent protests but the school doesn't give a s--- >They start building over the summer >Costs more than expected and so they run out of funding with only 40% of the fence finished >there are literal door frames with no fence around them >Everyone is even more p----- but once again the school doesn't care >Within the first week of the semester a friend of mine starts learning how do drive >her older sister is teaching her >the 3 of us stay late after school to hangout at, leave around 7 so its starting to get dark. >almost no one is here, older sister decides its a good time to teach friend how to back out of a parking space >Friend panics and floors it while in reverse >smash into the fence >its so s----- it falls over and sets off a reaction that tears down most of the section >Sister takes over and floors it out of there >Next school day we have an auditorium conference >Faculty think someone knocked the fence down on purpose in protest, they suspect the JROTC kids >try to scare a confession out of the students but no one comes forward >the security cameras don't work, they were just for show >never get caught for causing tens of thousands in damage to the school >they stay open campus
: Anonymous 02/22/21(Mon)18:05:41 No.848022273 >>848010596 (OP) # >High school is open campus >incident with a white autist vet coming in and waving a shotgun >no one is hurt but school decides to switch to closed campus >They want to build an iron fence around 10 KB JPG the school but don't have the funding >start slashing electives like retards, end up pissing of most рeople. >JROTC, French, cooking, car workshop, metal shop, and flower arrangement all cut >It causes actual student and parent protests but the school doesn't give a s--- >They start building over the summer >Costs more than expected and so they run out of funding with only 40% of the fence finished >there are literal door frames with no fence around them >Everyone is even more p----- but once again the school doesn't care >Within the first week of the semester a friend of mine starts learning how do drive >her older sister is teaching her >the 3 of us stay late after school to hangout at, leave around 7 so its starting to get dark. >almost no one is here, older sister decides its a good time to teach friend how to back out of a parking space >Friend panics and floors it while in reverse >smash into the fence >its so s----- it falls over and sets off a reaction that tears down most of the section >Sister takes over and floors it out of there >Next school day we have an auditorium conference >Faculty think someone knocked the fence down on purpose in protest, they suspect the JROTC kids >try to scare a confession out of the students but no one comes forward >the security cameras don't work, they were just for show >never get caught for causing tens of thousands in damage to the school >they stay open campus

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Anon have his work acknowledged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:36 No.848239984 >be me >a 26 year old surgeon >drove home cause I'm exhausted as f--- after having a full day of work, dealing with BS and 3 major surgeries >Lied down on the living room couch while my mom and sis in 46 KB PNG law were talking to each other >dozed off but still can hear what they were saying >"how long does he usually work?" >"Practically the whole day" >"That's rough, what does he do all day?" >"Anon is the main surgeon in the hospital so he's usually very busy on a daily basis. Nobody else in that hospital has the courage to perform complex surgeries" >"Oh wow, and how old is he now? 25? 26?" >"Yes, 26, I'm so proud of him" >Mfw hearing my family praise me for all the hardwork I've done What good feels story do you guys have?
: Anonymous 02/25/21(Thu)13:59:36 No.848239984 >be me >a 26 year old surgeon >drove home cause I'm exhausted as f--- after having a full day of work, dealing with BS and 3 major surgeries >Lied down on the living room couch while my mom and sis in 46 KB PNG law were talking to each other >dozed off but still can hear what they were saying >"how long does he usually work?" >"Practically the whole day" >"That's rough, what does he do all day?" >"Anon is the main surgeon in the hospital so he's usually very busy on a daily basis. Nobody else in that hospital has the courage to perform complex surgeries" >"Oh wow, and how old is he now? 25? 26?" >"Yes, 26, I'm so proud of him" >Mfw hearing my family praise me for all the hardwork I've done What good feels story do you guys have?

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