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: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:54:54 No.62410859 >be quiet as f--- shy as f--- blackbot in high school >live in relatively diverse suburb >"friends" with white girl neighbor >talk on messenger all the time >she always wants me to play soccer with her in her yard 18 KB PNG >always decline >one day she invites me to go to the movies and the mall with 4 of her friends >all girls >no other guys >s------- my pants >decide to go >s--- my pants the entire time >barely utter a word >we all go to the apple store >i leave them and go sit on a bench outside >so freaked out >autism >go back home >check my box where people can write you things anonymously >"you need to grow a personality"
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:54:54 No.62410859 >be quiet as f--- shy as f--- blackbot in high school >live in relatively diverse suburb >"friends" with white girl neighbor >talk on messenger all the time >she always wants me to play soccer with her in her yard 18 KB PNG >always decline >one day she invites me to go to the movies and the mall with 4 of her friends >all girls >no other guys >s------- my pants >decide to go >s--- my pants the entire time >barely utter a word >we all go to the apple store >i leave them and go sit on a bench outside >so freaked out >autism >go back home >check my box where people can write you things anonymously >"you need to grow a personality"

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Superpower 2030 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.. >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 754091586 35 min. geleden •.. >be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are f------ racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020" >people laugh at me >call me a streetshitter 721,1 kB JPG >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident >years later >I ruined their internet >l did it >sweet revenge 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon stopped getting bullied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)22:08:59 No.847793709 Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you 25 KB JPG I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)22:08:59 No.847793709 Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you 25 KB JPG I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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gimme my apple juice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:26:05 No.2313 File: image.jpg (35 KB, 325x537) KNOXVILLE, GIMME BACK MY APPLE JUICE
Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:26:05 No.2313 File: image.jpg (35 KB, 325x537) KNOXVILLE, GIMME BACK MY APPLE JUICE

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007 is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сараcity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.
: Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)22:36:22 No.703956574 >"Shaken, not stirred" I got curious and wanted to know if there was an actual difference between shaking a martini and stirring it. 71 KB JPG I thought it wouldn't matter, since you're just mixing the ingredients, but apparently a study was conducted to determine if the preparation of a martini had any influence on its antioxidant сараcity; the study found that shaken gin martinis were able to break down hydrogen peroxide and leave only 0.072% of the peroxide behind, while the stirred gin martini left behind 0.157% of the peroxide. Based on this information I have concluded that for James Bond to be able to detect a difference this small, he must be massively autistic.

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Anon Has His Assumptions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw
: Anonymous 07/19/18(Thu)20:28:45 No.774817298 >be me >friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it >me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped" >him: "apparently actually good, haven't watched it" 374 KB JPG >me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes" >him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man" >me: "no seriously i bet there is." >him: *awkward silence and a weird look* >we start the movie >1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery >followed by basketball and rap >mfw

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Anon plays Metal Gear Solid | /r/Greentext

File 1222574252 jpg-(16 KB, 250x383) O Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)23 57 No.20602586 [Reply) Metal Gear Solid A game in which a specially engineered super-soldier must stop a rebellion staged by old members of his unit, who are all named after an animal (octopus, et al) and possess different weapons His fight will take him to a secret enemy base where his sword-wielding friend will sacrifice himself to stall for time against an enemy utilizing a bipedal battie robot 6 posts and 4 image replies omitted Click Reply to view. >> O Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)00.07 No 20602961 F--- you
File 1222574252 jpg-(16 KB, 250x383) O Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)23 57 No.20602586 [Reply) Metal Gear Solid A game in which a specially engineered super-soldier must stop a rebellion staged by old members of his unit, who are all named after an animal (octopus, et al) and possess different weapons His fight will take him to a secret enemy base where his sword-wielding friend will sacrifice himself to stall for time against an enemy utilizing a bipedal battie robot 6 posts and 4 image replies omitted Click Reply to view. >> O Anonymous 09/28/08(Sun)00.07 No 20602961 F--- you

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anon saves self from ghost sodomization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)14:44:51 No.847844337 Autism stories thread, ill start >be me, home alone >go to bathroom to take a s--- >as s--- splashes, i hear a slight knock on the bathroom door >at the time i didnt think much of it 228 KB JPG >continue sitting on toilet browsing 4chan >hear another knock, this time it was for sure a knock >brush it off >more knocks >live alone >scaredretard.png >my autistic self takes over and i yell occupied >tfw knocking stopped did my autism save me from getting sodomized by a ghost, /b/ros?

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Anon needs hearing aids | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF
Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)10:48:53 No.59951069 Just remembered something from my childhood. >be me, in 1st or 2nd grade >chillin at recess >get invited to hang out with some kids a 11 KB JPG year or two older >Tall blond one introduces himself, couldn't quite hear but thought he said his name was Chud >we take turns jumping over a puddle or something equally gay >want to be friends with Chud so I keep giving him compliments >"Way to go, Chud!" >"Nice jump, Chud!" >"You sure are fast, Chud!" >Chud finally loses it >He cries and tells me to stop calling him Chud >Says his real name is Chad, I must have misheard >mfw I bullied a Chad in elementary school >mfw I realize am the Uberchad, capable of bullying all chads and leaping a puddle in a single bound Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? To keep things fitness related: What are some good supplements for a newly discovered Uberchad? : Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)11:49:07 No.59951589 >>59951069 (OP) # >Did I just peak early or have I been an Uberchad all along? you just have bad hearing anon 492 KB GIF

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Anon starts a band | /r/Greentext

File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP). thanks anon >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 File: 1611116791333.gif (615 KB, 250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow * O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP) T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 ► File: 122733239_281422292552714(.).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 ► File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 >>847842564 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noo000000 O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 > File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread
File: fren jam.gif (60 KB, 753x184) O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:04:07 No.8478409 >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Ba Da Da Da >Dun Dun Da Da >Ba Da Da Da O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:05:42 No.847841044 >>847840991 (OP). thanks anon >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:15:10 No.847841315 File: 1611116791333.gif (615 KB, 250) >GUITAR SOLO! >Wee Wow Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wow Wow >Wee Wee Wee Wee >Wow Wow Wow Wow * O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:17:14 No.847841374 >>847840991 (OP) T-T Beautiful performance anon!!! >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:26:21 No.847841675 ► File: 122733239_281422292552714(.).jpg (20 KB, 384x384) >Hello darkness, my old friend >l've come to talk with you again >Because a vision softly creeping >Left its seeds while I was sleeping >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:42:15 No.847842225 ► File: microphone-clip-art-micro(.).jpg (150 KB, 800x1235) Join the fun fren! O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:49:30 No.847842451 >>847842564 File: 1582135965705.jpg (38 KB, 1024x511) WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM WHOAAAAA BLACK N----- PAM BADAM >> O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:52:19 No.847842564 File: 1611127580377.jpg (9 KB, 270x186) >>847842451 noo000000 O Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)12:55:19 No.847842683 > File: 1611116644248.jpg (11 KB, 225x225) I love this thread

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Kick savior | /r/Greentext

File: hollow.jpg (21 KB, 636x490) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)05:58:04 No.62401182 [Reply] >>62401564 >>62401581 >>62401659 >be me >2 years ago >be a part of a group of "friends" with whom I play videogames >know all of them in real life since we met through club activities >only reason why I am even "allowed" there is because of my skills >socially awkward ever since I could remember >one day I join them in voice chat while they are waiting for a game >"hey guys" >they ignore me >"is there something wrong?" >"hey, lets just create a private room somewhere else" they say to each other >all of them leave the vc >takes a second to realise >mfw >cry myself to sleep >decide to never associate with another human being ever again + 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)06:40:53 No.62401564 D>>62401581 File: ECqXHZhX4AE1C7H.jpg:large.jpg (373 KB, 1536x2048) >>62401182 (OP) # Hey anon, it's >>62401287 #. Post your Discord so we can chat and play vidya.
File: hollow.jpg (21 KB, 636x490) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)05:58:04 No.62401182 [Reply] >>62401564 >>62401581 >>62401659 >be me >2 years ago >be a part of a group of "friends" with whom I play videogames >know all of them in real life since we met through club activities >only reason why I am even "allowed" there is because of my skills >socially awkward ever since I could remember >one day I join them in voice chat while they are waiting for a game >"hey guys" >they ignore me >"is there something wrong?" >"hey, lets just create a private room somewhere else" they say to each other >all of them leave the vc >takes a second to realise >mfw >cry myself to sleep >decide to never associate with another human being ever again + 2 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)06:40:53 No.62401564 D>>62401581 File: ECqXHZhX4AE1C7H.jpg:large.jpg (373 KB, 1536x2048) >>62401182 (OP) # Hey anon, it's >>62401287 #. Post your Discord so we can chat and play vidya.

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Anon's cycle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:19:16 No.847794258 >eat >s--- nothing gained nothing lost 1.19 MB PNG why do you perpetuate the cycle? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:32:06 No.847795049 do something besides sit on your ass all day f------ retard f----- kys
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:19:16 No.847794258 >eat >s--- nothing gained nothing lost 1.19 MB PNG why do you perpetuate the cycle? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:32:06 No.847795049 do something besides sit on your ass all day f------ retard f----- kys

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

_4665.png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23:39 No.8316931 8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 228316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 228316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36: 16 No.8316946 28316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 228316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 2>8316950 Thanks
_4665.png (87 KB, 292x292) Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23:39 No.8316931 8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 228316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 228316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36: 16 No.8316946 28316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 228316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 2>8316950 Thanks

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Anon is a hell spawn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying TNT 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?
Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)03:17:17 No.821601345 >be me >Occasionally admit myself to the hospital with self inflicted symptoms >Wait for doctors to leave >Grab suit and lab coat from my backpack >Go into random rooms and tell patients they're dying TNT 83 KB JPG Does anybody else do this?

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Visa declined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:40:43 No.62397162 >Be me >Be a 19 year old virgin that's never had a gf >Try my hand at dating sites >Rarely ever get matches that never go anywhere >Manage to match with a girl on 76 KB JPG OkCupid >We hit it off pretty well >She said that the idea of dating is uncertain for her because she said that her ex-boyfriend recently took her "V-Card" >My dumbass thought that V-Card was some sort of credit card and that her boyfriend stole it so I asked her "what did he do with it?" Since then l've resigned myself to f------ only prostitutes and never having an SO
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:40:43 No.62397162 >Be me >Be a 19 year old virgin that's never had a gf >Try my hand at dating sites >Rarely ever get matches that never go anywhere >Manage to match with a girl on 76 KB JPG OkCupid >We hit it off pretty well >She said that the idea of dating is uncertain for her because she said that her ex-boyfriend recently took her "V-Card" >My dumbass thought that V-Card was some sort of credit card and that her boyfriend stole it so I asked her "what did he do with it?" Since then l've resigned myself to f------ only prostitutes and never having an SO

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Anon loves ping pong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #
: Anonymous I bought my VR headset for por(...) 02/18/21(Thu)07:02:23 No.544813836 First time I tried it I thought it was crappy S Then I downloaded a 8k video and it blew my f------ mind, just looking at this girls body just enjoying every part of her body. I usually just load up s--- and get it over with but f--- I spent 20 minutes+ just seeing her look into my eyes and smile and it f------ 400 KB JPG broke my heart. Now I look at vr roleplay videos where there's this tomboy girl just taking this camera with her to places and she looks into your eyes and just talks about her day while messing with he camera. And I just sit there and genuinely am happy just thinking man I wish I could take her there I wish I could kiss her at night next to fireplace. Then I take the headset off and realize I will never get that. It's a pure imitation, not the real thing. Don't get a VR headset. It will break you. : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)07:07:48 No.544814267 I use my VR headset to play ping pong I love ping pong >>544814776 # >>544814779 # >>544814959 # >>544815105 # >>544815359 # >>544816523 # >>544818525 # >>544818815 #

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anon stands up to bully | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:20:58 No.847798148 | >>847793709 (OP) >Be me in middle school >Quiet and small >One day little friend is being picked on >I confront bully and he boxes my f----- head off. >Rest of class shames me, except little friend. >Years later little friend gets growth spurt, starts lifting, suddenly has a million girls on his d---. >l'm still a f----- loser That's it.
Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:20:58 No.847798148 | >>847793709 (OP) >Be me in middle school >Quiet and small >One day little friend is being picked on >I confront bully and he boxes my f----- head off. >Rest of class shames me, except little friend. >Years later little friend gets growth spurt, starts lifting, suddenly has a million girls on his d---. >l'm still a f----- loser That's it.

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Anon gets a Bluetooth speaker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rZjfw/by ) 08/15/14(Fri)13:47:15 No.562739680 >be me >it is Christmas >open first present, Bluetooth speakers >play some Christmas music >proceed to open more presents >master has given dobby a sock >have a good time 67 KB JPG >family all there >going up for a shower >get dat boner >rub it out while watching p--- on my phone >come downstairs, family looks horrified >the speakers broadcasted all the p--- >mfw
Anonymous (ID: rZjfw/by ) 08/15/14(Fri)13:47:15 No.562739680 >be me >it is Christmas >open first present, Bluetooth speakers >play some Christmas music >proceed to open more presents >master has given dobby a sock >have a good time 67 KB JPG >family all there >going up for a shower >get dat boner >rub it out while watching p--- on my phone >come downstairs, family looks horrified >the speakers broadcasted all the p--- >mfw

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/pol/ack posts on Facebook | /r/Greentext

1/7 FSUTANYY (OP) · 14m (2/19 23:04) · 308865446 21 Re · 1 Img · JPG · 17KB · (340 × 340) 6 Replies Gotcha >be me >be bong >post about Jews on Facebook >police knock on my door to take me to the station >they want to speak to me about a possible hate crime >ask for a solicitor >wait 6 hours in cell with nothing but a cup of water >door opens >solicitor has arrived and I can have a private conversation before police interview >solicitor is Jewish
1/7 FSUTANYY (OP) · 14m (2/19 23:04) · 308865446 21 Re · 1 Img · JPG · 17KB · (340 × 340) 6 Replies Gotcha >be me >be bong >post about Jews on Facebook >police knock on my door to take me to the station >they want to speak to me about a possible hate crime >ask for a solicitor >wait 6 hours in cell with nothing but a cup of water >door opens >solicitor has arrived and I can have a private conversation before police interview >solicitor is Jewish

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Anons are weird | /r/Greentext

5m (2/20 12:50) · 847830951 1 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 3KB · (224 × 225) >Be me >20 years old >A little bit shy but socially competent >Student Athlete at universityI always wanted to go to >Interested in my degree and good job availability in the field >Love my sport >Great group of friends >Loving Family >Life is good >Wanna kill myself anyway 3m (2/20 12:53) · 847831074 >Be me >19 >Don't know what to do in life >Barley spoken to anyone in like a year >Still somehow happier than you
5m (2/20 12:50) · 847830951 1 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 3KB · (224 × 225) >Be me >20 years old >A little bit shy but socially competent >Student Athlete at universityI always wanted to go to >Interested in my degree and good job availability in the field >Love my sport >Great group of friends >Loving Family >Life is good >Wanna kill myself anyway 3m (2/20 12:53) · 847831074 >Be me >19 >Don't know what to do in life >Barley spoken to anyone in like a year >Still somehow happier than you

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