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: Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 76 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #
: Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 76 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #

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Down with this Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)07:59:14 No.847768487 BREENSBURD POOTBALL chad thundercock.jpg 63 KB JPG Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 6'3"ft+ tall and don't have a 10" inch+ penis OR don't make 7-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2021. Prove me wrong, you stupid f------ f------. >protip; you LITERALLY can't.
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)07:59:14 No.847768487 BREENSBURD POOTBALL chad thundercock.jpg 63 KB JPG Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 6'3"ft+ tall and don't have a 10" inch+ penis OR don't make 7-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2021. Prove me wrong, you stupid f------ f------. >protip; you LITERALLY can't.

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Social Engineering by Gillette | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: DdLxob0X Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my r--- shoes, and practicing my sexual Gilette harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I 47 KB JPG help to impeach.
: Anonymous (ID: DdLxob0X Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my r--- shoes, and practicing my sexual Gilette harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I 47 KB JPG help to impeach.

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Anon fails online exams | /r/Greentext

>be me >be in college online exam >fuckldon'tknowshit.jpg >try doing it anyway >accept the fact that I already lost and I wilI be doing this course next year >post this on /b/
>be me >be in college online exam >fuckldon'tknowshit.jpg >try doing it anyway >accept the fact that I already lost and I wilI be doing this course next year >post this on /b/

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Anon joins 4chan | /r/Greentext

>be me >be thirty year old man child on the internet >hear stories about this racist website called foured Chan >blacklivesmatter.png >go on there and try to change the minds of the racist there by sending them death threats and spamming their boards with cuckoo and blacked p--- >have a smug smirk on my face as I look up from my phone to check on my wife getting her queen of spades tattoo on her face >I sure showed them damn dirty racists 19m (2/19 21:27) · 847774205 >>847774174 (OP) >also im trans
>be me >be thirty year old man child on the internet >hear stories about this racist website called foured Chan >blacklivesmatter.png >go on there and try to change the minds of the racist there by sending them death threats and spamming their boards with cuckoo and blacked p--- >have a smug smirk on my face as I look up from my phone to check on my wife getting her queen of spades tattoo on her face >I sure showed them damn dirty racists 19m (2/19 21:27) · 847774205 >>847774174 (OP) >also im trans

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anon is self-aware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)01:13:18 No.847801424 >be me >woman >leftist >gay >reddit user 82 KB JPG mfw when im exactly what 4chan makes fun of
: Anonymous 02/20/21(Sat)01:13:18 No.847801424 >be me >woman >leftist >gay >reddit user 82 KB JPG mfw when im exactly what 4chan makes fun of

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anon lives the life | /r/Greentext

File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life
File: x3hsq.jpg (190 KB, 500x598) Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)14:27:25 No.62406120 > be me > be living in mom basement > browse 4chan > post le funny greentext i read > get 14 updoots this is the life

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Nobody said it was easy (No one ever said it would be this hard) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)18:30:30 No.62409173 >be me >think i'm an incel >realize i've never actually tried to seduce a girl >which makes me single by choice, not involuntary celibate >get Tinder, start watching pua s--- 22 KB PNG >take care of myself, start having hobbies >ask some girls out >get rejected >now I'm officially an incel how do you do, fellow social retards

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Anon is in hell | /r/Greentext

File: schizojak.png (226 KB, 500x430) Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:03:07 No.847732485 > be me > be schizanon > psychosis in remission for a year now > finally doing better, don't want to kill myself > wake up >i am in hell > literally, in hell > lava in the kitchen > cannot touch anything because it is unholy oh god it is happening again they are back > scream > hear devil chanting > someone is banging on my door yelling in a language i dont recognize > run back to my room and open laptop > go on 4chan > help me /b/
File: schizojak.png (226 KB, 500x430) Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:03:07 No.847732485 > be me > be schizanon > psychosis in remission for a year now > finally doing better, don't want to kill myself > wake up >i am in hell > literally, in hell > lava in the kitchen > cannot touch anything because it is unholy oh god it is happening again they are back > scream > hear devil chanting > someone is banging on my door yelling in a language i dont recognize > run back to my room and open laptop > go on 4chan > help me /b/

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anon likes hippos | /r/Greentext

File: hippo-sunscreen.jpg (305 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)13:16:16 No.3689682 >>3689693 >>3689747 >>3689748 >>3689771 >>3689 hippos are the most based animal in the wild >herbivore so they dont f--- with anyone just chill in the water all day comfy >any time an alligator comes in their group they just f------ eat it up like nothing and curb stomp it >rescue small animals being attacked by lions and hyenas >can take on groups of tigers, lions, and hyenas >big friendly based boys (may attack humans)
File: hippo-sunscreen.jpg (305 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 02/17/21(Wed)13:16:16 No.3689682 >>3689693 >>3689747 >>3689748 >>3689771 >>3689 hippos are the most based animal in the wild >herbivore so they dont f--- with anyone just chill in the water all day comfy >any time an alligator comes in their group they just f------ eat it up like nothing and curb stomp it >rescue small animals being attacked by lions and hyenas >can take on groups of tigers, lions, and hyenas >big friendly based boys (may attack humans)

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Anon loves sprite | /r/Greentext

>be you >coke or pepsi normalfag >s--- goes flat in like three hours Sprite and tastes like satan cummed in your grandmas constipated a------ and then she s--- her pants 96 KB JPG >be me >sprite chad >stays considerably fizzy for at least 36 hours before it noticeably goes flat >tastes like the archangel Gabriel p----- in to a lemon tree garden and spread his sweat in a lime tree garden also >also less sugar and processed and fake ingredients >ultimately healthier choice for a carbonated drink addiction make better choices you f------. sprite gang
>be you >coke or pepsi normalfag >s--- goes flat in like three hours Sprite and tastes like satan cummed in your grandmas constipated a------ and then she s--- her pants 96 KB JPG >be me >sprite chad >stays considerably fizzy for at least 36 hours before it noticeably goes flat >tastes like the archangel Gabriel p----- in to a lemon tree garden and spread his sweat in a lime tree garden also >also less sugar and processed and fake ingredients >ultimately healthier choice for a carbonated drink addiction make better choices you f------. sprite gang

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anon is a painter | /r/Greentext

: Chad Warrior Art Challenge 11/03/20(Tue)23:14:25 No.4633739 Show me your drawing abilities FB_IMG 1604463139010.jpg 16 KB JPG Are you creative enough /aco/? : Anonymous 11/03/20(Tue)23:19:18 No.4633747 deb.png 60 KB PNG
: Chad Warrior Art Challenge 11/03/20(Tue)23:14:25 No.4633739 Show me your drawing abilities FB_IMG 1604463139010.jpg 16 KB JPG Are you creative enough /aco/? : Anonymous 11/03/20(Tue)23:19:18 No.4633747 deb.png 60 KB PNG

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Anon likes grapes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:21:21 No.545026328 grapes_625x350_61443376353.jpg 31 KB JPG take the grape pill /v/ >easy to eat >easy to store >healthy >tasty >doesn't get s--- on your hands >won't make you a fatass
: Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)13:21:21 No.545026328 grapes_625x350_61443376353.jpg 31 KB JPG take the grape pill /v/ >easy to eat >easy to store >healthy >tasty >doesn't get s--- on your hands >won't make you a fatass

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Anon is a railway enthusiast | /r/Greentext

8559 8550 8539 8539 >be me >active in a discord server daily >made friends there >people talking about haters accusing the server of distributing cp >thought it would be funny to joke about that >>GUYS LETS START DISTRIBUTING CP (Canadian pacific railway) >send pic related in spoiler >get insta banned >people I know from there blocked me w-- have I done. My retardation has reached peak levels.
8559 8550 8539 8539 >be me >active in a discord server daily >made friends there >people talking about haters accusing the server of distributing cp >thought it would be funny to joke about that >>GUYS LETS START DISTRIBUTING CP (Canadian pacific railway) >send pic related in spoiler >get insta banned >people I know from there blocked me w-- have I done. My retardation has reached peak levels.

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Anon stops being bullied | /r/Greentext

Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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Anon reveals alternate ending to Endgame | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb + 1525206920649.jpg, 1MIB, 1920x2496 SauceNAO Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 01:27:30 No.107226208 View Report >>107213801 >Thanos is winning >proclaims "is there no man who can beat me?!" >suddenly "who says it has to be a man?" >everybody turns around, it's Black Widow >she jumps and punches Thanos in the nuts >his eyes roll in pain >says in high pitched voice "My Infinity Stones!" >everybody high fives >dog covers his eyes with his paws >all the guy shield their crotch in sympathy pain >Uncanny Valley CGI Stan Lee says "NUFF SAID" at the camera >I AM GROOT! >New York cabby turns to the camera and says "ooh dats gotta hurt" >Judge bangs his gavel and says "I'll allow it" >Black church choir begin to sing >Old lady starts breakdancing >Fat guy falls off his chair and farts >black guy exclaims "oh s---" but the scene cuts before he finishes saying it >Smash Mouth All Star start playing >STOP >FREEZE FRAME >Yeah, that's me. I'm the big Purple guy getting punched in the nuts. >l bet you're wondering how I got into this mess. >Well, it all started three millennia ago..
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb + 1525206920649.jpg, 1MIB, 1920x2496 SauceNAO Anonymous Sat 27 Apr 2019 01:27:30 No.107226208 View Report >>107213801 >Thanos is winning >proclaims "is there no man who can beat me?!" >suddenly "who says it has to be a man?" >everybody turns around, it's Black Widow >she jumps and punches Thanos in the nuts >his eyes roll in pain >says in high pitched voice "My Infinity Stones!" >everybody high fives >dog covers his eyes with his paws >all the guy shield their crotch in sympathy pain >Uncanny Valley CGI Stan Lee says "NUFF SAID" at the camera >I AM GROOT! >New York cabby turns to the camera and says "ooh dats gotta hurt" >Judge bangs his gavel and says "I'll allow it" >Black church choir begin to sing >Old lady starts breakdancing >Fat guy falls off his chair and farts >black guy exclaims "oh s---" but the scene cuts before he finishes saying it >Smash Mouth All Star start playing >STOP >FREEZE FRAME >Yeah, that's me. I'm the big Purple guy getting punched in the nuts. >l bet you're wondering how I got into this mess. >Well, it all started three millennia ago..

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Anon has Spain without the s | /r/Greentext

No.62397470 1 hour ago wojak-rain-feels.gif GIF 852.1 KİB 500x717 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >we're making quick progress >we finish early >tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic pop you'd hear on the radio > she's groovin >Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go! >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >"uhh okay sure" >okay anon show me your moves! >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance >she thinks its hilarious, >i laugh harder than i have in years >music changes again, this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >anon, i absolutely love spending time with you. >"Me too, i had alot of fun today" >she smiles and looks down hiding her smile. >"Do you, like me?" >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i.?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i purse my lips to greet hers >RING RING RING RING RING RING >i wake up in bed >mfw
No.62397470 1 hour ago wojak-rain-feels.gif GIF 852.1 KİB 500x717 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project >we're making quick progress >we finish early >tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me" >"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!" >"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!" >impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >music playlist changes to some generic pop you'd hear on the radio > she's groovin >Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go! >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >"uhh okay sure" >okay anon show me your moves! >i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance >she thinks its hilarious, >i laugh harder than i have in years >music changes again, this time to a slow dance song >she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist >anon, i absolutely love spending time with you. >"Me too, i had alot of fun today" >she smiles and looks down hiding her smile. >"Do you, like me?" >"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met" >"can i.?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >i purse my lips to greet hers >RING RING RING RING RING RING >i wake up in bed >mfw

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Anon is tall | /r/Greentext

64f501db467c44445285591ab8ca8512.jpg| 51 KB JPG >be me >Dad is 5'9", mom is 5'2" >Destined to be a manley >Only 5'9" in high school >Get in car accident at 16 >Lose my legs >Get prosthetics >Allowed to choose how long they are >l am now 6'1" I finally made it guys
64f501db467c44445285591ab8ca8512.jpg| 51 KB JPG >be me >Dad is 5'9", mom is 5'2" >Destined to be a manley >Only 5'9" in high school >Get in car accident at 16 >Lose my legs >Get prosthetics >Allowed to choose how long they are >l am now 6'1" I finally made it guys

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

>>45160329 (OP) # >me, at uni >enter the bathroom >open the first booth i see >see teacher s------- there >not being prepared for it, i autistically stare at him >he silently raises his hand, as in, "close the door 17 KB JPG you imbecile" >i shake it
>>45160329 (OP) # >me, at uni >enter the bathroom >open the first booth i see >see teacher s------- there >not being prepared for it, i autistically stare at him >he silently raises his hand, as in, "close the door 17 KB JPG you imbecile" >i shake it

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Swiss anon has an epiphany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous D 03/30/20(M >>120534148 (OP) >there is Spain >there is no Spleasure
Anonymous D 03/30/20(M >>120534148 (OP) >there is Spain >there is no Spleasure

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