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: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)22:38:07 No.847742910 >posts legit p--- > uses "ducking" instead of "f------" to make it family freindly thanks anon 552 KB PNG >>847743023 #
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)22:38:07 No.847742910 >posts legit p--- > uses "ducking" instead of "f------" to make it family freindly thanks anon 552 KB PNG >>847743023 #

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Anon meets a smoker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)18:50:0 >Stranger walks up to me >"Hey, got a smoke?" >"No, sorry, I don't smoke." >"That's good. You shouldn't." %31 11 14 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/07/21(Sun)18:50:0 >Stranger walks up to me >"Hey, got a smoke?" >"No, sorry, I don't smoke." >"That's good. You shouldn't." %31 11 14 KB JPG

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

File: 2e1lxv.jpg (31 KB, 645x729) Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)20:19:10 No.841815467 ► >>841815600 >>841815623 >>841815734 >be me >18 >lazy unproductive little s--- > dad always telling me to get a job >sick of being a retard >write up a CV >filled full of lies, but whatever >go to walmart >use way too much hand sanitizer >trip on the doormat >see the doorman >approach him, hands still lubed up with sanitizer >see his name tag >"Hello, George, I would like to hand in a CV" >looks at me with disgust, takes him a few seconds to reply >"okay, give me your CV" >go to get the CV out of my bag >forgot that i had a huge bottle of hot sauce in there >open bag >hot sauce spills >hot sauce f------ everywhere, as well as rolling papers >hand him my crumpled up CV, which is now covered in hot sauce and hand sanitizer >he looks me dead in the eye and says "i hope you get the job" >"you too" >tfw they still haven't called me back why can't i find a job?
File: 2e1lxv.jpg (31 KB, 645x729) Anonymous 12/07/20(Mon)20:19:10 No.841815467 ► >>841815600 >>841815623 >>841815734 >be me >18 >lazy unproductive little s--- > dad always telling me to get a job >sick of being a retard >write up a CV >filled full of lies, but whatever >go to walmart >use way too much hand sanitizer >trip on the doormat >see the doorman >approach him, hands still lubed up with sanitizer >see his name tag >"Hello, George, I would like to hand in a CV" >looks at me with disgust, takes him a few seconds to reply >"okay, give me your CV" >go to get the CV out of my bag >forgot that i had a huge bottle of hot sauce in there >open bag >hot sauce spills >hot sauce f------ everywhere, as well as rolling papers >hand him my crumpled up CV, which is now covered in hot sauce and hand sanitizer >he looks me dead in the eye and says "i hope you get the job" >"you too" >tfw they still haven't called me back why can't i find a job?

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Anon hates clostrophobics | /r/Greentext

No.62384065 15 hours ago >>62382958 I wish i could delete my entire childhood from my memory the amount of spreg s--- i did was unreal >be me >girl next to me off handle told me she is clostrophobic >idea.jpg >hold my hands up to form a wall >start yelling the walls are closing in the walls are closing in >she starts crying >get yelled at by teacher but still somehow think it was funny 3 replies
No.62384065 15 hours ago >>62382958 I wish i could delete my entire childhood from my memory the amount of spreg s--- i did was unreal >be me >girl next to me off handle told me she is clostrophobic >idea.jpg >hold my hands up to form a wall >start yelling the walls are closing in the walls are closing in >she starts crying >get yelled at by teacher but still somehow think it was funny 3 replies

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Anon is a snitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)09:32:35 No.846992635 >Be me >Ex gf has a new boyfriend >Let's go stalk the guy >Finds out he has a weed buisness >Find out he's not very smart >Starting a folder with all the proofs 112 KB JPG >Send it to the police >1 month later >Friend tells me that police had a warrant for her appartment, they found out that she was storing the weed for her bf >She's sleeping in jail right now Am la genius anons ?
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)09:32:35 No.846992635 >Be me >Ex gf has a new boyfriend >Let's go stalk the guy >Finds out he has a weed buisness >Find out he's not very smart >Starting a folder with all the proofs 112 KB JPG >Send it to the police >1 month later >Friend tells me that police had a warrant for her appartment, they found out that she was storing the weed for her bf >She's sleeping in jail right now Am la genius anons ?

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Anon was found | /r/Greentext

>be me >sign up for twitter >shitpost >make unfunny jokes >alt girl warns me to stop >ignore cause f--- them >wake up next morning >house on fire >the alt girl army has found me
>be me >sign up for twitter >shitpost >make unfunny jokes >alt girl warns me to stop >ignore cause f--- them >wake up next morning >house on fire >the alt girl army has found me

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Anon gets a rose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous diverting expecation 02/12/21(Fri)08:08:54 No.62293177 My friend got cucked by the teacher. Comedy ensues. >be my friend >edgy 17yo ultravirgin >literally no contacts to women >diealone.jpg >enough of a nihilist to not care about 31 KB JPG building contacts so lack of p---- is normal >ffw to valentine day >people are giving out roses at school >typical social f--- and chads getting useless attention >"hey anon there is a rose for you" >What.mp3 >so there is someone who cares about me >images of a shy girl confessing pop up in head >beautiful relationship of pure love >a ray of hope through all the sadness of the world >Finally some p---- >the rose has a message >anticipation is through the roof >can't wait to boast about p---- slaying to my friend >"hang in there bud" -teacher >dread.jpg >tfw I am so depressed that only hope of getting recognition is pity >friends laughing their asses off >go home >get naked >pop open a bottle of booze f------ chads gamers rise up
: Anonymous diverting expecation 02/12/21(Fri)08:08:54 No.62293177 My friend got cucked by the teacher. Comedy ensues. >be my friend >edgy 17yo ultravirgin >literally no contacts to women >diealone.jpg >enough of a nihilist to not care about 31 KB JPG building contacts so lack of p---- is normal >ffw to valentine day >people are giving out roses at school >typical social f--- and chads getting useless attention >"hey anon there is a rose for you" >What.mp3 >so there is someone who cares about me >images of a shy girl confessing pop up in head >beautiful relationship of pure love >a ray of hope through all the sadness of the world >Finally some p---- >the rose has a message >anticipation is through the roof >can't wait to boast about p---- slaying to my friend >"hang in there bud" -teacher >dread.jpg >tfw I am so depressed that only hope of getting recognition is pity >friends laughing their asses off >go home >get naked >pop open a bottle of booze f------ chads gamers rise up

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Anon loves his grandpa | /r/Greentext

>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon doesn't have regrets | /r/Greentext

>be me 6 years ago >16 year old no gf virgin >whole region has power outage >spotty recovery so everyone goes to library for internet >computer to my right taken by qt 3.14 punk girl in houndstooth jacket >she starts browsing /x/ >want to say something but too embarrased with mom to my left >she leaves >be me today >21 year old no gf virgin >know now i was so f------ ugly back then she wouldn't have talked to me anyway >tfw no regret
>be me 6 years ago >16 year old no gf virgin >whole region has power outage >spotty recovery so everyone goes to library for internet >computer to my right taken by qt 3.14 punk girl in houndstooth jacket >she starts browsing /x/ >want to say something but too embarrased with mom to my left >she leaves >be me today >21 year old no gf virgin >know now i was so f------ ugly back then she wouldn't have talked to me anyway >tfw no regret

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How could you be so Heartless | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)03:42:38 No.543743709 BRADYGAMES SIGNATURE SERIES GUIDE TAKE YOUR GAME FURTHEE" DisNEr I IARC ENDX INHDOID HEARS COVERS PLAYSAON2 COMPUTER ENTERAINMENT SYSTEM BASED ON A GAME RATED BY THE ESRB Writen by Eizobeth Holinger, with Matt Berner, Dovid Cassady& Greg Sepelok bvg SQUARE ENIX. IMG_20210209_223238_273.jpg 94 KB JPG >Be me at age 10 >Parents leaving for the weekend for their anniversary >Best friend comes over. His parents live across the street and don't mind if he stays over >Older sister doesn't give a damn what we do as long as we're quiet... >Get a huge mountain of soda, chips, order some pizzas, and any other kind of junk food we could find at the gas station down the road. >Hitch up the PS2 >Pop in the new game... >And crack open this m----------- The single greatest night of my childhood
Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)03:42:38 No.543743709 BRADYGAMES SIGNATURE SERIES GUIDE TAKE YOUR GAME FURTHEE" DisNEr I IARC ENDX INHDOID HEARS COVERS PLAYSAON2 COMPUTER ENTERAINMENT SYSTEM BASED ON A GAME RATED BY THE ESRB Writen by Eizobeth Holinger, with Matt Berner, Dovid Cassady& Greg Sepelok bvg SQUARE ENIX. IMG_20210209_223238_273.jpg 94 KB JPG >Be me at age 10 >Parents leaving for the weekend for their anniversary >Best friend comes over. His parents live across the street and don't mind if he stays over >Older sister doesn't give a damn what we do as long as we're quiet... >Get a huge mountain of soda, chips, order some pizzas, and any other kind of junk food we could find at the gas station down the road. >Hitch up the PS2 >Pop in the new game... >And crack open this m----------- The single greatest night of my childhood

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Anon can't find his wine | /r/Greentext

No.62391738 24 minutes ago >buy a bag of random stuff, a 2-liter of pop, and a bottle of wine >go through self checkout and leave >go home and put stuff away >can't find wine >look everywhere, it's not in my car or anywhere in the house >go back to the store and assumel left it there >customer service tells me to bring another one up >do so >OG customer service lady is gone and have to re-explain the situation >thought I left the wine at the self checkout and just wanted a new one >lady calls loss prevention >loss prevention checks the cameras and makes me wait 20 minutes >comes back out and tells me she saw me take all the bags >ask her if she's sure and if she saw the next customer take it maybe? >she says no, the bags were flat >get infuriated >leave and yell F--- THIS PLACE >go home >find wine on floor behind something
No.62391738 24 minutes ago >buy a bag of random stuff, a 2-liter of pop, and a bottle of wine >go through self checkout and leave >go home and put stuff away >can't find wine >look everywhere, it's not in my car or anywhere in the house >go back to the store and assumel left it there >customer service tells me to bring another one up >do so >OG customer service lady is gone and have to re-explain the situation >thought I left the wine at the self checkout and just wanted a new one >lady calls loss prevention >loss prevention checks the cameras and makes me wait 20 minutes >comes back out and tells me she saw me take all the bags >ask her if she's sure and if she saw the next customer take it maybe? >she says no, the bags were flat >get infuriated >leave and yell F--- THIS PLACE >go home >find wine on floor behind something

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anon is rich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/18(Tue)03:52:35 No.66315438 (gidsetsize <= NGROUPS_SMALL) group_infr - group_info->small_block; %3D e{ for (i i++) { e page (GFP_USER); 1515477691023.jpg 21 KB JPG >balance: $0.00 >right click >inspect element >balance: $1,000,000,000.00 >>66315908 # >>66315937 # >>66316025 # >>66316379 # >>66316463 # >>66316706 # >>66317965 # >>66318049 # >>66318248 # >>66318555 # >>66320243 # >>66320258 #
: Anonymous 06/12/18(Tue)03:52:35 No.66315438 (gidsetsize <= NGROUPS_SMALL) group_infr - group_info->small_block; %3D e{ for (i i++) { e page (GFP_USER); 1515477691023.jpg 21 KB JPG >balance: $0.00 >right click >inspect element >balance: $1,000,000,000.00 >>66315908 # >>66315937 # >>66316025 # >>66316379 # >>66316463 # >>66316706 # >>66317965 # >>66318049 # >>66318248 # >>66318555 # >>66320243 # >>66320258 #

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Anon quits smoking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/20(Sun)11:50:22 No.56451564 >quit smoking >intense chest pain >throat hurts >having trouble breathing >panic attack >say f--- it and have a smoke >all symptoms miraculously go away 1.4 MB JPG Yep, last time I listen to the jews about smoking. Its all a lie, how can something supposedly bad for you make me feel better?
: Anonymous 01/26/20(Sun)11:50:22 No.56451564 >quit smoking >intense chest pain >throat hurts >having trouble breathing >panic attack >say f--- it and have a smoke >all symptoms miraculously go away 1.4 MB JPG Yep, last time I listen to the jews about smoking. Its all a lie, how can something supposedly bad for you make me feel better?

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Anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.
: Anonymous 07/07/18(Sat)08:34:51 No.46624719 >be me >25 year old "chad" >have basic hygiene (take showers everyday, brush teeth etc.) >Maintian my body through shaving, haircuts etc. 131 KB JPG >go to gym regularly, eat healthy and take care of my body >Dress decently >Treat women with respect and pursue them confidently >compliment them and make them feel special >get 8/10 gf and live happily It's that easy guys. Just don't look like a f------ slob and take care of yourself.

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All back of the bus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)19:02:34 No.62395321 >>62394491 # >Coming home after a long day at work >Sit at the back of the bus close to the window 94 KB JPG >1+ hour ride >Fall asleep as soon I sit down >Wake up with my head leaned toward a girl on my right >Half-sleeping I rub my head on her shoulder before shooting up alert >Face warm of embarrassment >I look at her, her face is red too >Apologize >She says its fine and that I looked calm sleeping >We chat for a short moment about our bus schedule >We exchange names >She tries to hit up a conversation about my work, I'm using my uniform >Before she could start I panic and say I miss my stop >Pull the string to stop the bus and jump off >l jumped off in the middle of nowhere >Ended walking 8 miles back home at night >Next day went back looking for her >Never saw her again
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)19:02:34 No.62395321 >>62394491 # >Coming home after a long day at work >Sit at the back of the bus close to the window 94 KB JPG >1+ hour ride >Fall asleep as soon I sit down >Wake up with my head leaned toward a girl on my right >Half-sleeping I rub my head on her shoulder before shooting up alert >Face warm of embarrassment >I look at her, her face is red too >Apologize >She says its fine and that I looked calm sleeping >We chat for a short moment about our bus schedule >We exchange names >She tries to hit up a conversation about my work, I'm using my uniform >Before she could start I panic and say I miss my stop >Pull the string to stop the bus and jump off >l jumped off in the middle of nowhere >Ended walking 8 miles back home at night >Next day went back looking for her >Never saw her again

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Anons helps somebody | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread
: Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread

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Anon is a doctor | /r/Greentext

-) O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.
-) O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon wonders how | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)11:07:45 No.529478550 DigMinecraft.com 3E01E13D-F4D8-4351-A539-B7E1C208AB6E.png 36 KB PNG How were you supposed to know that you had to cut a tree? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)11:33:14 No.529480717 how
: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)11:07:45 No.529478550 DigMinecraft.com 3E01E13D-F4D8-4351-A539-B7E1C208AB6E.png 36 KB PNG How were you supposed to know that you had to cut a tree? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)11:33:14 No.529480717 how

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Anon cannot socialize in the real world nor the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:00 No.847744971 >be me >decide to finally make a post on 4chan after years of lurking >nobody responds >keep waiting >keep waiting >keep waiting >the only person who responds calls me a f----- 70 KB JPG >post dies >even in a website full of losers I'm a bigger one then all of them >mfw : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:55 No.847745022 f-----
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:00 No.847744971 >be me >decide to finally make a post on 4chan after years of lurking >nobody responds >keep waiting >keep waiting >keep waiting >the only person who responds calls me a f----- 70 KB JPG >post dies >even in a website full of losers I'm a bigger one then all of them >mfw : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)21:10:55 No.847745022 f-----

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Anon Has Migraines | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)08:52:39 No.847687468 >Be me >Have chronic migraines >Really sucks. It affects my workflow and general happiness >Go to sleep >Wake up one day without migraine 144 KB PNG >Наpру : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:07:02 No.847688114 Kys
: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)08:52:39 No.847687468 >Be me >Have chronic migraines >Really sucks. It affects my workflow and general happiness >Go to sleep >Wake up one day without migraine 144 KB PNG >Наpру : Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:07:02 No.847688114 Kys

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