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Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)21:09:25 No.42700771 File: mgCLuzj.png (58 KB, 151x150) >>42701707 >>42701764 >>42701849 >>42701921 >>42697730 (OP) >be me >confused my muscles every which way possible >starting to see a plateau >devise a plan to finally get my gains back on track >one day ask gf for a haircut >sit down, nice and relaxed >immediately smash my head against the kitchen counter >place myself in a medical coma >muscles have no clue what is going on, they think its the end >get pronounced legally dead >begin to snigger inside my head at the absolute bewilderment my muscles are going to receive >get placed in coffin >muscles think its really the end, they've given up >placed in the ground >dirt begins to fall on the coffin >now is my time to strike >let loose a thunderous CMON as I punch through the coffin lid >family and friends scream in horror at the sight of my bloated corpse ripping through the flimsy wood >muscles haven't even woken up yet >launch myself out of the grave (functional strength) >sprint to my car >power down the highway to the nearest gym >pick up a dumbbell and beginning my 8 hour arm workout >muscles are in complete and utter panic, have no idea whats going on >can audibly hear the screams of confusion emanating from my biceps >cackle to myself as they have no choice but to grow bigger and bigger >mfw the ultimate supplement is death itself
Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)21:09:25 No.42700771 File: mgCLuzj.png (58 KB, 151x150) >>42701707 >>42701764 >>42701849 >>42701921 >>42697730 (OP) >be me >confused my muscles every which way possible >starting to see a plateau >devise a plan to finally get my gains back on track >one day ask gf for a haircut >sit down, nice and relaxed >immediately smash my head against the kitchen counter >place myself in a medical coma >muscles have no clue what is going on, they think its the end >get pronounced legally dead >begin to snigger inside my head at the absolute bewilderment my muscles are going to receive >get placed in coffin >muscles think its really the end, they've given up >placed in the ground >dirt begins to fall on the coffin >now is my time to strike >let loose a thunderous CMON as I punch through the coffin lid >family and friends scream in horror at the sight of my bloated corpse ripping through the flimsy wood >muscles haven't even woken up yet >launch myself out of the grave (functional strength) >sprint to my car >power down the highway to the nearest gym >pick up a dumbbell and beginning my 8 hour arm workout >muscles are in complete and utter panic, have no idea whats going on >can audibly hear the screams of confusion emanating from my biceps >cackle to myself as they have no choice but to grow bigger and bigger >mfw the ultimate supplement is death itself

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Anon takes an exam | /r/Greentext

Exam Taking Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)14:13:48 No.36572409 Exam taking story time? >Be me >Uni student >Fluid Mechanics Exam in 2 hours >F--- this I'm gonna fail >lightbulb.rar >Remember I am Lactose Intolerant >lf I can eat some Ice Cream, I will fart >Making the room smell bad will force everyone in the lecture hall to leave early to avoid the smell >This will bring the average down so the prof will have to curve the exam >Luckily my farts are silent but deadly >Begin my devilish plan >1/2 gallon choco-choco chip >Walk to lecture hall >My tummy is rumbling >Sit down to take test and I feel the absurd amount of gas buildup in my rectum >Exam begins >Drop about 15 Nagasakis in 25 minutes >All silent, but all deadly >People begin to leave around the 20 minute mark of a 90 minute exam >As I finish, there are only 2 people left, one being the prof >Hand my test in and head home >myplanworked.exe >Got my exam back today >mfw I got the best grade in the class >mfw I still failed >mfw there will be a 45 point curve
Exam Taking Anonymous 04/26/17(Wed)14:13:48 No.36572409 Exam taking story time? >Be me >Uni student >Fluid Mechanics Exam in 2 hours >F--- this I'm gonna fail >lightbulb.rar >Remember I am Lactose Intolerant >lf I can eat some Ice Cream, I will fart >Making the room smell bad will force everyone in the lecture hall to leave early to avoid the smell >This will bring the average down so the prof will have to curve the exam >Luckily my farts are silent but deadly >Begin my devilish plan >1/2 gallon choco-choco chip >Walk to lecture hall >My tummy is rumbling >Sit down to take test and I feel the absurd amount of gas buildup in my rectum >Exam begins >Drop about 15 Nagasakis in 25 minutes >All silent, but all deadly >People begin to leave around the 20 minute mark of a 90 minute exam >As I finish, there are only 2 people left, one being the prof >Hand my test in and head home >myplanworked.exe >Got my exam back today >mfw I got the best grade in the class >mfw I still failed >mfw there will be a 45 point curve

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anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:40:44 No.62355840 >See trans "person" >Insult trans "person >They Insult back >Reply with "That wasn't very ladylike of you" >Trolled.png 81 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:42:00 No.62355850 Why are you like this? aaa 94 KB JPG >>62356019 # : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:58:32 No.62356019 >>62355850 # THE VOICE ARE TELLING ME TO 9 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:40:44 No.62355840 >See trans "person" >Insult trans "person >They Insult back >Reply with "That wasn't very ladylike of you" >Trolled.png 81 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:42:00 No.62355850 Why are you like this? aaa 94 KB JPG >>62356019 # : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)16:58:32 No.62356019 >>62355850 # THE VOICE ARE TELLING ME TO 9 KB PNG

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Not anon’s first rodeo | /r/Greentext

1• #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place
1• #766898005 4/25/18, 8:11 PM >be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip d--- in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place

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Anon is European | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:54:45 No.847521948 [Reply] >go to school >don't get shot God I love Europe
O Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:54:45 No.847521948 [Reply] >go to school >don't get shot God I love Europe

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Anon likes scat music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)07:24:50 No.847518437 >be me >5th grader at the time >really into scat music >school has this weird "social media" called edmodo >we eat that s--- up >one day I decide to express my love for 17 KB JPG scat on this thing >"is anyone here into scat? Because l'm the scatman!" >later teachers call me over to confirm it was me who posted it >hellyeah.mp3 >she looks at me concerned and sends me back to my desk >be me noW >18 >realize that scat is another word for s--- >I looked like I was saying this I was into s--- >realize my teacher probably thought I was proclaiming my love for s--- and all to do with it >mfw when >mfw
Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)07:24:50 No.847518437 >be me >5th grader at the time >really into scat music >school has this weird "social media" called edmodo >we eat that s--- up >one day I decide to express my love for 17 KB JPG scat on this thing >"is anyone here into scat? Because l'm the scatman!" >later teachers call me over to confirm it was me who posted it >hellyeah.mp3 >she looks at me concerned and sends me back to my desk >be me noW >18 >realize that scat is another word for s--- >I looked like I was saying this I was into s--- >realize my teacher probably thought I was proclaiming my love for s--- and all to do with it >mfw when >mfw

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B- ba-...Based? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:26:22 No.19102575 terfs have legit turned me sexist 9 KB GIF 28 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)16:26:22 No.19102575 terfs have legit turned me sexist 9 KB GIF 28 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Trojan horse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)18:39:14 No.847476465 >be me >slim physique type >want my thighs and ass to be thicc >will do squats >do squats and lunges and s--- for a few months 49 KB JPG >am thiccer now >success Now what
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)18:39:14 No.847476465 >be me >slim physique type >want my thighs and ass to be thicc >will do squats >do squats and lunges and s--- for a few months 49 KB JPG >am thiccer now >success Now what

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Anon hates Mondays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:22:20 No.847520687 >be me >hate mondays >6 days are not mondays >be happy for 85,71428571428571% of the week >mfw when its monday 13 KB JPG
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)14:22:20 No.847520687 >be me >hate mondays >6 days are not mondays >be happy for 85,71428571428571% of the week >mfw when its monday 13 KB JPG

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Anon meets his aunt | /r/Greentext

File: 20201115_171403.jpg (330 KB, 720x884) O Anonymous (ID: MhGb15s5 ) 11/15/20(Sun)20:01:42 No.11658074 >be me living in a rural city >have nothing to do because of the summer break >decide to hang out in the local pub >drink chocolate vodka >girls laughs at me because of my choice of drink >laugh too >go talk to her >she's cool >we drunk >we go to her car >we frick >give me her number >time skip 1 week later >family meeting >find her there >"what ?" >turns out it's one of my aunts that I never met because she lives too far >she literally runs out of the house crying >mfw I f----- my aunt
File: 20201115_171403.jpg (330 KB, 720x884) O Anonymous (ID: MhGb15s5 ) 11/15/20(Sun)20:01:42 No.11658074 >be me living in a rural city >have nothing to do because of the summer break >decide to hang out in the local pub >drink chocolate vodka >girls laughs at me because of my choice of drink >laugh too >go talk to her >she's cool >we drunk >we go to her car >we frick >give me her number >time skip 1 week later >family meeting >find her there >"what ?" >turns out it's one of my aunts that I never met because she lives too far >she literally runs out of the house crying >mfw I f----- my aunt

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Anon is a chef | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

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Anon fucks up with his beyblade | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 minut temu 786969401 >be me >got f------ fire new Beyblade today >took it to school with me >it's gym class >f--- gym class it's for f------ >decide to take my new Beyblade >it fits perfectly under my I heart boobies bracelet >my agility, control, and mastery attracts hot bitches >hot bitches all around me and my fire blade >hot girls made me nervous >quickly pop my wheels in my Heelys to nope the f--- out >big mistake >s--- hit the glass ceiling >hot bitches got too wet by my Beyblade skills >the floor was so wet >time to roll >the hot wet bitches hydroplaned my Heelys >i fall hard >woke up in jail >they tell me I did horrible things >l can't remember. >I lost 6 hours of memory >what the f--- did I do b? >where-the-f----is-my-beyblade.jpg
Anonymous 21 minut temu 786969401 >be me >got f------ fire new Beyblade today >took it to school with me >it's gym class >f--- gym class it's for f------ >decide to take my new Beyblade >it fits perfectly under my I heart boobies bracelet >my agility, control, and mastery attracts hot bitches >hot bitches all around me and my fire blade >hot girls made me nervous >quickly pop my wheels in my Heelys to nope the f--- out >big mistake >s--- hit the glass ceiling >hot bitches got too wet by my Beyblade skills >the floor was so wet >time to roll >the hot wet bitches hydroplaned my Heelys >i fall hard >woke up in jail >they tell me I did horrible things >l can't remember. >I lost 6 hours of memory >what the f--- did I do b? >where-the-f----is-my-beyblade.jpg

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Anon walks around late at night | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Anon orders a sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)0:04:57 No.544504449 Uhmmm... Welcome... What's your order? 194 KB JPG 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)00:30:47 No.544506561 >>544504449 >l'd like the chicken fajita please. Large sub, normal white bread. >What kind of cheese would you like? >Just the default one, like how it is on the picture >Normal or spicy? >Like the picture please >Toasted? >Yes please >Okay what kind of toppings would you like >Please just put whatever is supposed to go on it, so like it is pictured over there above your head >Lettuce? >Yes >Tomato? >Yes >Onion? >ls it on the picture? >I think so >Then put onion
: Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)0:04:57 No.544504449 Uhmmm... Welcome... What's your order? 194 KB JPG 24 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)00:30:47 No.544506561 >>544504449 >l'd like the chicken fajita please. Large sub, normal white bread. >What kind of cheese would you like? >Just the default one, like how it is on the picture >Normal or spicy? >Like the picture please >Toasted? >Yes please >Okay what kind of toppings would you like >Please just put whatever is supposed to go on it, so like it is pictured over there above your head >Lettuce? >Yes >Tomato? >Yes >Onion? >ls it on the picture? >I think so >Then put onion

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Anon has a bad day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 Job Greentexts This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-~8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Наррy Мeal 225 KB PNG >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative? 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 Job Greentexts This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-~8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Наррy Мeal 225 KB PNG >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative? 13 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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The first greentext I ever saved | /r/Greentext

3376573425632w4.jpg (11 KB, 584x331) O First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- SWEET JESUS BOMONT >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and cnrying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation.
3376573425632w4.jpg (11 KB, 584x331) O First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)1 >Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago >Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms >F---.f-- SWEET JESUS BOMONT >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire.exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and cnrying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct. >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. >Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story. And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation.

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You do not pass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:31:07 No.146665352 >Inceldur, have sex! 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:32:16 No.146665413 No! >>146667405 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:36:08 No.146665583 >CAST YOUR PENIS INTO THE VAGINA! >>14666881% #
: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:31:07 No.146665352 >Inceldur, have sex! 18 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:32:16 No.146665413 No! >>146667405 # : Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)17:36:08 No.146665583 >CAST YOUR PENIS INTO THE VAGINA! >>14666881% #

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Anon gets revenge | /r/Greentext

>470059379470061165470064012 >be me >fap time >browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping >getting close >zooms in on girls face >i Stop stop >pause the video >holy f---..thats my best friends mom >im 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, ive seen younger pics of her around his house too, he told me she did some "modeling" when she was younger but its all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- >finish >devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) >revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different >send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video >literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally >he asks me what start crying laughing >i go online and show him full vid, fast forward >"you just fapped to ur mom bro" >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably >funniest moment of my life fac up >to add "oh very funny anon, f--- you" >i go >actually was..strange coincidence >he says f--- you again then freezes She slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- video to injury i jokingly say i found ur dad (his dad left before his birth, he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation) "see dude it was made the same year u were born!!" >he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- >f--- >bricks shat >lts his f------ dad >the resemblance is too close to not be..same hairstyle same looks same color skin >w-- >l immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- >l just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry >leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry >lt was true..he f------ just fapped to his conception >l apologize, don't even know what to say
>470059379470061165470064012 >be me >fap time >browsing p--- websites >end up finding a hot video of some dude ramming a hot ass girl >ICanWorthWithThis.jpg >fapping >getting close >zooms in on girls face >i Stop stop >pause the video >holy f---..thats my best friends mom >im 100% sure of it too, I can tell by the voice and the face, ive seen younger pics of her around his house too, he told me she did some "modeling" when she was younger but its all long gone now, i always suspected it was p--- (she told him when she was drunk) >holy f--- >finish >devise plan (said friend had pranked me by moving my car and having me think it was stolen for hours) >revenge.jpg >download video, cut out all parts of face close ups >distort audio slightly so voices sound different >send to my friend via email >he thanks me >5 hours later he tells me he just used it, its a great video >literally dying of laughter >keep my mouth shut, go over to his place next day to break the news to him >he tells me the vid is awesome (actually a really hot video) and he used it again >literally >he asks me what start crying laughing >i go online and show him full vid, fast forward >"you just fapped to ur mom bro" >he freezes, hes in shock, ends up coming to terms with it and runs to the bathroom and pukes >hes f------ p----- but im laughing uncontrollably >funniest moment of my life fac up >to add "oh very funny anon, f--- you" >i go >actually was..strange coincidence >he says f--- you again then freezes She slowly walks to computer >fast forwards to close up of males face >the male is Hispanic and he is half hispanic >the video is a c------- video to injury i jokingly say i found ur dad (his dad left before his birth, he has pictures of him but never met him, he jokes about it to lighten the situation) "see dude it was made the same year u were born!!" >he runs out and grabs a picture of his dad (picture is from when his mom was pregnant, he left on the 8th month of pregnancy) >holds it next to screen >f--- >f--- >bricks shat >lts his f------ dad >the resemblance is too close to not be..same hairstyle same looks same color skin >w-- >l immediately feel like a piece of f------ s--- >l just revealed to my closest bro his birth was a p---- gone wrong >he starts to cry >leaves room and grabs mom >pulls her in >she freezes at site of video >she starts to cry >lt was true..he f------ just fapped to his conception >l apologize, don't even know what to say

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Anon watches king of the hill | /r/Greentext

Hank_and_Bobby.jpg 254 KB JPG >be me >turning 22, time to become a man >never really had a dad, no guidance >start watching King Of The Hill on a whim >actually bond with the characters, feel like this show allows me to partake in the normal family life that I never had >learn to grill and get a job working for a local company >start dressing like Hank Hill >saying things like "I tell you hwat" >plan to name my future son Bobby as an homage to the show >finally feel like a man Has anyone else taken the propane pill?
Hank_and_Bobby.jpg 254 KB JPG >be me >turning 22, time to become a man >never really had a dad, no guidance >start watching King Of The Hill on a whim >actually bond with the characters, feel like this show allows me to partake in the normal family life that I never had >learn to grill and get a job working for a local company >start dressing like Hank Hill >saying things like "I tell you hwat" >plan to name my future son Bobby as an homage to the show >finally feel like a man Has anyone else taken the propane pill?

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

WOJAK Orange How the F--- do you guys live a WageSlave Life? i just Finish my first day at KFC & already want to Kill myself >Crime is 100% a Option right now Gonna try & Save 2 months of pay & go back into the Drug game If not the Drug game serious Crime Risking Death/Jail through Committing crime is 100% a sensible option over wageslaving for minimum wage. Risk it all to get it all Life have no value any way
WOJAK Orange How the F--- do you guys live a WageSlave Life? i just Finish my first day at KFC & already want to Kill myself >Crime is 100% a Option right now Gonna try & Save 2 months of pay & go back into the Drug game If not the Drug game serious Crime Risking Death/Jail through Committing crime is 100% a sensible option over wageslaving for minimum wage. Risk it all to get it all Life have no value any way

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