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Anonymous (ID: 7hc53h/b) 03/14/14(Fri)19:34:23 UTC-4 No.537203915 Replies: >537205521 537216829 File: 1394840063064 gif-(13 KB, 633x758, 1345606456713.gif) 22537200906 (OP) im gonna tell you a story /b/ >be me, 3 years ago, high school c>meet kid freshman year, nice guy, weird sense of humor >found out he likes computers and s--- stell him s----- linux joke laughs his f------ ass off >dont know why >flash forward a year later still good freinds >used to tell me to come over siblings had sports,literally everyday i had something and the only time i can talk to him was through skype at like 9 >felt horrible >promised him that i would one day >always talked to me about how it would be cool to come over >well later on he killed himself yeah thats right >he did it >during summer i actually had the time to visit his house go over to his pc which his family never turned off or touched >he wrote a suicide note to me >on skype >didnt hit send read the whole thing >feel terrible tells me that i was basically his only friend, and he got too depressed he trusted me and i just left him felt horrible turns out he had a whole day plan if i did go to his place >huge list >last thing on there was >"step 12: finally be happy" >broke down and cried >went home threw out my plan of things id like to do if i went over his place. his brother called me up telling me that he wanted to tell me that i was the only person he trusted and that he was sorry for leaving me >been sad ever since
Anonymous (ID: 7hc53h/b) 03/14/14(Fri)19:34:23 UTC-4 No.537203915 Replies: >537205521 537216829 File: 1394840063064 gif-(13 KB, 633x758, 1345606456713.gif) 22537200906 (OP) im gonna tell you a story /b/ >be me, 3 years ago, high school c>meet kid freshman year, nice guy, weird sense of humor >found out he likes computers and s--- stell him s----- linux joke laughs his f------ ass off >dont know why >flash forward a year later still good freinds >used to tell me to come over siblings had sports,literally everyday i had something and the only time i can talk to him was through skype at like 9 >felt horrible >promised him that i would one day >always talked to me about how it would be cool to come over >well later on he killed himself yeah thats right >he did it >during summer i actually had the time to visit his house go over to his pc which his family never turned off or touched >he wrote a suicide note to me >on skype >didnt hit send read the whole thing >feel terrible tells me that i was basically his only friend, and he got too depressed he trusted me and i just left him felt horrible turns out he had a whole day plan if i did go to his place >huge list >last thing on there was >"step 12: finally be happy" >broke down and cried >went home threw out my plan of things id like to do if i went over his place. his brother called me up telling me that he wanted to tell me that i was the only person he trusted and that he was sorry for leaving me >been sad ever since

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Anonymous 03/04/14(Tue)21:42:54 No.234262709 >>234262802 >>234262838 >>234263079 >>234263091 >>234263302 1393893320310.ipg (66 KB, 550x552) google igdb sounds You f------ want rage? >am 24 and work as a engineer >got into project M after apex >decide to play it with friends/ people from smash boards for maybe an hour or two a day holy f--- this is fun as f--- >also start homebrewing the hell out of my wi >girlfriend starts complaining that I'm "ignoring" tell her it's nice to have some time to play video games because I've been very busy with work >she sigh:s >come home the next day >see my copy of brawl, the SD card, and my wi broken beyond repair see my gf >ask her, in a very calm manner, what happened to the wii and copy of brawl, mind you I got that wii and brawl from a friend who died in 2009 oh anon it was the sillies thing you were playing that game more than you were paying attention to me >feel several of blood vessles burst in my brain very calmly tell her to pack up her stuff and leave my apartment and don't ever contact me again >she starts screaming about how I'm picking video games over her and that I'm some loser f----- >I tell her that I'm picking my own sanity over her and I have a high paying job and you've been living here rent free for the last three months without lifting a goddamn finger >she starts crying Just grab her and shove her out of my apartment and just pack of her s--- up in a suitcase tell her to have a nice life >go out to buy a wii and copy of brawl the next day the police come by to tell me I beat the hell out of my gf >show them my bank statement >the exact time I supposedly beating the hell out of her I was buying a り38 likes mannymackintosh "All these games, and you decided to play me copy of brawl and a wi >she's now being accused of filing a false police report
Anonymous 03/04/14(Tue)21:42:54 No.234262709 >>234262802 >>234262838 >>234263079 >>234263091 >>234263302 1393893320310.ipg (66 KB, 550x552) google igdb sounds You f------ want rage? >am 24 and work as a engineer >got into project M after apex >decide to play it with friends/ people from smash boards for maybe an hour or two a day holy f--- this is fun as f--- >also start homebrewing the hell out of my wi >girlfriend starts complaining that I'm "ignoring" tell her it's nice to have some time to play video games because I've been very busy with work >she sigh:s >come home the next day >see my copy of brawl, the SD card, and my wi broken beyond repair see my gf >ask her, in a very calm manner, what happened to the wii and copy of brawl, mind you I got that wii and brawl from a friend who died in 2009 oh anon it was the sillies thing you were playing that game more than you were paying attention to me >feel several of blood vessles burst in my brain very calmly tell her to pack up her stuff and leave my apartment and don't ever contact me again >she starts screaming about how I'm picking video games over her and that I'm some loser f----- >I tell her that I'm picking my own sanity over her and I have a high paying job and you've been living here rent free for the last three months without lifting a goddamn finger >she starts crying Just grab her and shove her out of my apartment and just pack of her s--- up in a suitcase tell her to have a nice life >go out to buy a wii and copy of brawl the next day the police come by to tell me I beat the hell out of my gf >show them my bank statement >the exact time I supposedly beating the hell out of her I was buying a り38 likes mannymackintosh "All these games, and you decided to play me copy of brawl and a wi >she's now being accused of filing a false police report

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Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:33 UTC-3 No.21 702203 Replies: >>2 17022842-21702366 File: 1394670796619.jpg-(28 KB, 445x302, 1371243729006.jpg) 1. flageroonie 2. Cringe just thinking about it >be me in middle school at week-long summer camp with friends and one hyper douche who my friends like ask a grill to the end-of-the-week dance but with much spaghetti >she actually says yes >the next day hyper-douche "rhino rapes" me (knees me in the ass full force) >my tail bone instantly out of commission I can't bend my back or sit without excruciating pain >I pass out and counselors haul me to the med station >med guys are just a couple of jackasses who don't know s--- "what do you want us to look at your ass or something?" they give me blood-stained pillows to sit on for the rest of the week the blood is dried so it looks brown >I become known as the kid with the s----stained butt pillows >hyper-douche convinces all of my friends I'm faking it for attention while the pain worsens >limp around with butt pillows all week, grills all give me weird faces and whisper around me >hyper-douche tells all of them I'm faking it >become famous among camp grills as the pasty baby s----stained butt pillow kid >fast forward to dance on the last night actually recovered enough to dance, but really awkwardly >grill I asked is nowhere to be found (she was there but avoiding me) try to join two grills and they give me disgusted faces and move end up surrounded by friends and hyper douche >they're juggling me around by pushing me back and forth while I'm trying not to fall over from tail bone pain, all while I'm yelling at them to stop >punch hyper douche in the face and get one moment of ultimate satisfaction as he falls to the floor >he chimps out f------ hardcore by getting me in a headlock and screaming in my ear for a good minute before a counselor pulls him off some 100 kids are staring at us forced to sit on my butt pillows in plain view of everyone for the rest of the night see grill asked dancing with some decent looking guy And that, my friends, was the worst week of my existence x---DdDD
Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)21:33 UTC-3 No.21 702203 Replies: >>2 17022842-21702366 File: 1394670796619.jpg-(28 KB, 445x302, 1371243729006.jpg) 1. flageroonie 2. Cringe just thinking about it >be me in middle school at week-long summer camp with friends and one hyper douche who my friends like ask a grill to the end-of-the-week dance but with much spaghetti >she actually says yes >the next day hyper-douche "rhino rapes" me (knees me in the ass full force) >my tail bone instantly out of commission I can't bend my back or sit without excruciating pain >I pass out and counselors haul me to the med station >med guys are just a couple of jackasses who don't know s--- "what do you want us to look at your ass or something?" they give me blood-stained pillows to sit on for the rest of the week the blood is dried so it looks brown >I become known as the kid with the s----stained butt pillows >hyper-douche convinces all of my friends I'm faking it for attention while the pain worsens >limp around with butt pillows all week, grills all give me weird faces and whisper around me >hyper-douche tells all of them I'm faking it >become famous among camp grills as the pasty baby s----stained butt pillow kid >fast forward to dance on the last night actually recovered enough to dance, but really awkwardly >grill I asked is nowhere to be found (she was there but avoiding me) try to join two grills and they give me disgusted faces and move end up surrounded by friends and hyper douche >they're juggling me around by pushing me back and forth while I'm trying not to fall over from tail bone pain, all while I'm yelling at them to stop >punch hyper douche in the face and get one moment of ultimate satisfaction as he falls to the floor >he chimps out f------ hardcore by getting me in a headlock and screaming in my ear for a good minute before a counselor pulls him off some 100 kids are staring at us forced to sit on my butt pillows in plain view of everyone for the rest of the night see grill asked dancing with some decent looking guy And that, my friends, was the worst week of my existence x---DdDD

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U Anonymous 03/12/1 4(Wed)21:27 UTC-3 No.21 702004 Replies: >>21702073 >>21 702100 >>217021 35 >>21 7021 86 >>21702296 >>21702344 >>21702361 File: 1394670475755.jpg-(4 KB, 232x217, 1366993185929.jpg) >Best friend is a grill We dated while she was in high school (nothing serious) and decided we both only wanted to be friends after her graduation Closest friend I've ever had, she's like a sister >A few years later, we get a place together >She begins dating an old high school friend of mine >Dormed with him in uni, he has some serious insecurity issues >Best friend seems happy, so I tell myself he worked through that s--- >Things go great for the first few months, she says he treats her like gold >Then things start to spiral downward >Best friend is now quiet, constantly glued to her phone >Try and cheer her up, ask her if she wants to hit the bars or something like we used to "No Anon, BF will be upset." >Stop offering Months pass and she grows more and more miserable >He has begun restricting her wardrobe, where she goes, when she works, what she buys, who she sees >She tells me he periodically shows up at her work to make sure she's there Tell her she needs to break it off >She claims she's tried to, but she always takes him back after he promises to change >Get all tough and protective, tell her I'll "deal with him" >This guy is a fat manlet, even the biggest of DYELs could take him >She begs me not to get involved unless things get violent >Things only get worse over the next few months We're all at home one night, me in my room, both of them in hers >He starts yelling at her >Saying awful s--- >Then I hear it, the unmistakable sound of a right hook to the jaw >Sit there for a moment, listening to her sobs >Turn up the volume on my TV until I can't hear her anymore I could have done something
U Anonymous 03/12/1 4(Wed)21:27 UTC-3 No.21 702004 Replies: >>21702073 >>21 702100 >>217021 35 >>21 7021 86 >>21702296 >>21702344 >>21702361 File: 1394670475755.jpg-(4 KB, 232x217, 1366993185929.jpg) >Best friend is a grill We dated while she was in high school (nothing serious) and decided we both only wanted to be friends after her graduation Closest friend I've ever had, she's like a sister >A few years later, we get a place together >She begins dating an old high school friend of mine >Dormed with him in uni, he has some serious insecurity issues >Best friend seems happy, so I tell myself he worked through that s--- >Things go great for the first few months, she says he treats her like gold >Then things start to spiral downward >Best friend is now quiet, constantly glued to her phone >Try and cheer her up, ask her if she wants to hit the bars or something like we used to "No Anon, BF will be upset." >Stop offering Months pass and she grows more and more miserable >He has begun restricting her wardrobe, where she goes, when she works, what she buys, who she sees >She tells me he periodically shows up at her work to make sure she's there Tell her she needs to break it off >She claims she's tried to, but she always takes him back after he promises to change >Get all tough and protective, tell her I'll "deal with him" >This guy is a fat manlet, even the biggest of DYELs could take him >She begs me not to get involved unless things get violent >Things only get worse over the next few months We're all at home one night, me in my room, both of them in hers >He starts yelling at her >Saying awful s--- >Then I hear it, the unmistakable sound of a right hook to the jaw >Sit there for a moment, listening to her sobs >Turn up the volume on my TV until I can't hear her anymore I could have done something

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413531-CosmicBrownies ina (195 KB, 800x600) gooqle iadb LUN Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun) 13:00:34 No.28470756 [ 2-28470732竺24470790 >Last Night's D&D session DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquicd Pt's my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it -Try it It tastes like sex with an angel Everyone drains their mugs > Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming S"ITS LIKE SNAKES. ITS LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------. >No one has any idea what he's talking about One minute later Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >l am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming Hear screaming coming from outside the window One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyarod Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying l just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? [-]O Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼] >>28470798 >>28470804 >>28470828 228470756 (0P Did you get the recipe?
413531-CosmicBrownies ina (195 KB, 800x600) gooqle iadb LUN Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun) 13:00:34 No.28470756 [ 2-28470732竺24470790 >Last Night's D&D session DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquicd Pt's my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it -Try it It tastes like sex with an angel Everyone drains their mugs > Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming S"ITS LIKE SNAKES. ITS LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------. >No one has any idea what he's talking about One minute later Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >l am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming Hear screaming coming from outside the window One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyarod Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying l just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? [-]O Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼] >>28470798 >>28470804 >>28470828 228470756 (0P Did you get the recipe?

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□ Anonymous (ID: H4poLZ52) 03/02/14 (Sun)12:59:11 UTC-8 No.535239345 Replies: >>5352458932-535251 267 535234787 (OP hahaha thats nothing >be me about 3 years ago jehovas doing their thang. come to my door at least 3 times that week cause I didnt answer >persistent bastards decide one day ive had enough > get black hooded cloak from halloween costumes box get big cutting knife cut my thumb a bit and draw pentagram of blood on forehead > lie in wait.. >jehovas come like lambs to the slaughter >they knock a few times. finally answer >"hello th...! oh my god" they are shocked > me in black cloak holding knife blood pentagram on forehead respond really impatiently. "what?! what do you want im busy!" > "please sir we REALLY need to talk to you about god it will change your life we promise!" laugh really loudly say something about the fires are coming and slam door and I have never been bothered by cult of jehova again
□ Anonymous (ID: H4poLZ52) 03/02/14 (Sun)12:59:11 UTC-8 No.535239345 Replies: >>5352458932-535251 267 535234787 (OP hahaha thats nothing >be me about 3 years ago jehovas doing their thang. come to my door at least 3 times that week cause I didnt answer >persistent bastards decide one day ive had enough > get black hooded cloak from halloween costumes box get big cutting knife cut my thumb a bit and draw pentagram of blood on forehead > lie in wait.. >jehovas come like lambs to the slaughter >they knock a few times. finally answer >"hello th...! oh my god" they are shocked > me in black cloak holding knife blood pentagram on forehead respond really impatiently. "what?! what do you want im busy!" > "please sir we REALLY need to talk to you about god it will change your life we promise!" laugh really loudly say something about the fires are coming and slam door and I have never been bothered by cult of jehova again

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Anonymous (D: f7XIZgOB) 03/02/14 (Sun)15:26:08 UTC-8 No.535261394 >Knock on the door >Go to door >7/10 woman and old ass c--- >Old ass c--- says "HEllo, I'd like to talk to you for amount about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and I." >l say "I know you guys, you don't believe in hell and stuff, so let me tell you, if you don't believe in hell, then what are the consequences of not being apart of your religion? >Both of them are speechless >"That's what I thought. >Slammed the door >Weeks pass >Both of them come back >Old lady says "We dont believe in the traditional way of what people think hell is, just lesser degrees of heaven and-" >Say to them "I'll take number three!" >Slam the door >Months pass, they are planning something good. >So am I >They knock at the door >I'm giddy like a child in a candy store ready to do this >l put a rag on my head and put on a fake beard >l open the door >"Hello an- OH MY GOD?! What happened!" >I scream "PRAISE ALLAH AND HIS HOLINESS! WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME?!" The old c--- says "l-i-i-l just wanted t-t-o show you t >I scream again "GET OFF MY FRONT STEPI INSHAALLAH I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHI" >They turn around and walk back to their cars >Police roll around my house for weeks thinking I'm a terrorist or something he Watchtow- Sometimes I love living in a small white cracker town.
Anonymous (D: f7XIZgOB) 03/02/14 (Sun)15:26:08 UTC-8 No.535261394 >Knock on the door >Go to door >7/10 woman and old ass c--- >Old ass c--- says "HEllo, I'd like to talk to you for amount about our lord and savior Jesus Christ and I." >l say "I know you guys, you don't believe in hell and stuff, so let me tell you, if you don't believe in hell, then what are the consequences of not being apart of your religion? >Both of them are speechless >"That's what I thought. >Slammed the door >Weeks pass >Both of them come back >Old lady says "We dont believe in the traditional way of what people think hell is, just lesser degrees of heaven and-" >Say to them "I'll take number three!" >Slam the door >Months pass, they are planning something good. >So am I >They knock at the door >I'm giddy like a child in a candy store ready to do this >l put a rag on my head and put on a fake beard >l open the door >"Hello an- OH MY GOD?! What happened!" >I scream "PRAISE ALLAH AND HIS HOLINESS! WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME?!" The old c--- says "l-i-i-l just wanted t-t-o show you t >I scream again "GET OFF MY FRONT STEPI INSHAALLAH I WILL TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHI" >They turn around and walk back to their cars >Police roll around my house for weeks thinking I'm a terrorist or something he Watchtow- Sometimes I love living in a small white cracker town.

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1-1 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448回 s"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can." She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sisters property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" > "But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it well is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: 0493 3 0505 3 552 2 413 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No. 3420598 0 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 File: 134495534624 48 KB. 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) IM BEYOND MAD Lt 3420529 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 3420456 Why didnt you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least
1-1 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448回 s"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can." She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day Replies to this post: | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 3420448 CONT >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sisters property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" > "But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it well is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: 0493 3 0505 3 552 2 413 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:51:50 No. 3420598 0 3 | Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 File: 134495534624 48 KB. 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) IM BEYOND MAD Lt 3420529 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sisters data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia) 3420456 Why didnt you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p---- 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running Replies to this post: I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least

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