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: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.125 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: p+SGNC4J) 06/14/21(Mon)01:21:06 No.125 >wake up >still not Br*tsh >day improves noticably 52 KB JPG

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Anon had “friends” | /r/Greentext

>be me about 3 years ago >Have a group of good friends on discord >2 of them are gay and extremely toxic >have bad anxiety and depression >2 friends bully me for it >have anxiety attacks because of it >they're also extremely manipulative and 10 KB JPG made me stop being friends with a long term friend because of it >Eventually stop being friends with them after I realized what they were doing >Eventually get therapy for depression and move on >Few years later the trauma comes back secretly >every time I talk to a gay person I have an anxiety attack because ptsd >eventually stop talking to gay people because of it >mfw because of trauma I can't talk to gay people
>be me about 3 years ago >Have a group of good friends on discord >2 of them are gay and extremely toxic >have bad anxiety and depression >2 friends bully me for it >have anxiety attacks because of it >they're also extremely manipulative and 10 KB JPG made me stop being friends with a long term friend because of it >Eventually stop being friends with them after I realized what they were doing >Eventually get therapy for depression and move on >Few years later the trauma comes back secretly >every time I talk to a gay person I have an anxiety attack because ptsd >eventually stop talking to gay people because of it >mfw because of trauma I can't talk to gay people

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Anon is autistic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)15:43:24 No.856609866 >be me, early 20s >be asked about my interests >start to say "skyrim, lifting and DnD" >realize I sound like one of you f---- >say "uhh basketball?" 40 KB JPG F--- all of you
: Anonymous 06/11/21(Fri)15:43:24 No.856609866 >be me, early 20s >be asked about my interests >start to say "skyrim, lifting and DnD" >realize I sound like one of you f---- >say "uhh basketball?" 40 KB JPG F--- all of you

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anon starts a family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Hl19H5UH ) 06/19/21(Sat)12:01:33 No.37809683 ► >>37809782 >>37809847 >>37810993 File: EzfjZhmWUAEB37z.png (458 KB, 2048x1692) >>37807574 (OP) >be billionaire >know that it costs like $300k to raise a kid >also know that it only costs like $5 milly to retire comfortably >that means you have $995 million to spend on your plan >place an ad offering $500,000 to carry a child to term >pretty good deal for the woman in poverty who could really use $200k and wants a no- cost kid with a billionaire >do this 1990 times >have 1990 kids >have more offspring than any king or pharaoh who ever lived >in 200 years every person on earth is a descendant of yours how do billionaires not do this?
Anonymous (ID: Hl19H5UH ) 06/19/21(Sat)12:01:33 No.37809683 ► >>37809782 >>37809847 >>37810993 File: EzfjZhmWUAEB37z.png (458 KB, 2048x1692) >>37807574 (OP) >be billionaire >know that it costs like $300k to raise a kid >also know that it only costs like $5 milly to retire comfortably >that means you have $995 million to spend on your plan >place an ad offering $500,000 to carry a child to term >pretty good deal for the woman in poverty who could really use $200k and wants a no- cost kid with a billionaire >do this 1990 times >have 1990 kids >have more offspring than any king or pharaoh who ever lived >in 200 years every person on earth is a descendant of yours how do billionaires not do this?

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Anon gets nickname | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)15:48:41 No.849117527 >be me >Halloween a few years back >Go as a mf wizard >Blue wizard hat w stars and moons n s--- >Blue snuggie i glued velvet stars and moons to >Gettin all the mires from the qts >"Wow anon i love ur costume" >"Thats such a creative costume" >Bitches tryna talk to me all night >Commence festive holiday drinking >See a guy dressed as chef boyardee >Hes got a sack of chef boyardee raviolis >bet him 5 bucks i can chug an entire can of ravioli >He says hes only got 4 dollars >Crack the raviolis and chug like theres no tomorrow >No need to chew, theyre basically lil jello shots >All the females around are now officially disgusted >Disregard females, acquire a free meal and 4 dollarydoos >All the guys at the party now call my the ravioli wizard >>849120106 # >>849125934 #
: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)15:48:41 No.849117527 >be me >Halloween a few years back >Go as a mf wizard >Blue wizard hat w stars and moons n s--- >Blue snuggie i glued velvet stars and moons to >Gettin all the mires from the qts >"Wow anon i love ur costume" >"Thats such a creative costume" >Bitches tryna talk to me all night >Commence festive holiday drinking >See a guy dressed as chef boyardee >Hes got a sack of chef boyardee raviolis >bet him 5 bucks i can chug an entire can of ravioli >He says hes only got 4 dollars >Crack the raviolis and chug like theres no tomorrow >No need to chew, theyre basically lil jello shots >All the females around are now officially disgusted >Disregard females, acquire a free meal and 4 dollarydoos >All the guys at the party now call my the ravioli wizard >>849120106 # >>849125934 #

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The Gondorian Psycho | /r/Greentext

File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.
File: 2FC55D7E-3CE5-4C4E-9A68-F1810951C310.jpg (558 KB, 1920x800) O Itv/ Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)22:46:56 No.152468803 [Reply] >Look at that subtle off-gold colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh Eru, it even has an inscription. >> Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)23:12:08 No.152469645 File: 1601794079080.png (554 KB, 750x314) >Aragorn, it's Boromir. You're my brother, my captain and my king so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some Uruk-Hai in Amon Hen uptown uh, some orcs, maybe 5 or 10, um, a goblin I ran into in the Mines of Moria. I left him in a pile of rubble behind some dwarf's grave. I killed another goblin with an axe, I had to, he almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a hobbit, but he's dead too. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure l'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess, I guess l'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Minas Tirith, so you know, keep your eyes open.

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Anon sums up reddit users | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:36:04 No.857194416 ► >be reddit user >log in to reddit feeling superior to everyone else >act like you have an enlighted sense of morality >find someone who made a joke and write a f------ wall of text >lecture them on how on this day and age our multiculturalism and the developed human perception of universal ethic and whatever the f--- >dOwNvOtE aNd rEpOrT >*snortlaugh* >also, eMoJi bAd >*sharts* >proceeds to post on /confession about how he used to bully his disabled brother for years
O Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:36:04 No.857194416 ► >be reddit user >log in to reddit feeling superior to everyone else >act like you have an enlighted sense of morality >find someone who made a joke and write a f------ wall of text >lecture them on how on this day and age our multiculturalism and the developed human perception of universal ethic and whatever the f--- >dOwNvOtE aNd rEpOrT >*snortlaugh* >also, eMoJi bAd >*sharts* >proceeds to post on /confession about how he used to bully his disabled brother for years

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Anon is god's strongest warrior | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his 31 KB JPG strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)10:36:53 No.857190919 >be me >haven't s--- in days >feel urge >go to toilet >sit down and prepare for hell >push slightly >HolyFuck.JPG >a------ gaped larger than nuclear crater >remember god gives his toughest battles to his 31 KB JPG strongest warriors >muster strength and push with the force of a million suns >incredible pain >Plop.MP3 >relief >look at turd >wider than my hand >mfw i am gods strongest warrior

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Peace was never an option anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.3835806 GOOSE WEEK goose_puzzle_02-360x288.jpg| 744 KB JPG >These weird f------ hairless apes storm my house unannounced and just sit there and don't leave, like w--?!
: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.3835806 GOOSE WEEK goose_puzzle_02-360x288.jpg| 744 KB JPG >These weird f------ hairless apes storm my house unannounced and just sit there and don't leave, like w--?!

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anon loses weight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:07:32 No.857199245 >>857195109 (OP) # >Be OP >Be overweight for entire life >F--- it. Decide to do something about it 873 KВ GIF >Diet & Exercise >Starting to make progress >Able to see over stomach for the first time in entire life >w--? >circumcized >OP's FW he realizes he's Jewish
: Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)00:07:32 No.857199245 >>857195109 (OP) # >Be OP >Be overweight for entire life >F--- it. Decide to do something about it 873 KВ GIF >Diet & Exercise >Starting to make progress >Able to see over stomach for the first time in entire life >w--? >circumcized >OP's FW he realizes he's Jewish

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Anon is next | /r/Greentext

05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?
05/07/20(Thu)16:51:36 No.256576962 file.png 1.6 MB PNG Help how do I stop my jewish room mate from doing this?

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Anon is exceeding healthy amounts of trolling | /r/Greentext

> Text to random numbers > They tell me have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling
> Text to random numbers > They tell me have the wrong number > "Oh silly me, sorry to bother" > Wait for 2 am > "one day you are going to forget me, but l'm never going to forget you" > Pic related 7h (6/19 11:03) · 64215826 >>64215810 (OP) You are exceeding healthy amounts of trolling

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Anon was forced to live by the gun | /r/Greentext

NYC Man Kills His Mom After She Asks Him to Get a Job, Family Says Published January 27, 2021 • Updated on January 27, 2021 at 6:55 am f NBC Universal, Inc. >be me >try to choose the neet life >but the thug life chose me instead Sucks man
NYC Man Kills His Mom After She Asks Him to Get a Job, Family Says Published January 27, 2021 • Updated on January 27, 2021 at 6:55 am f NBC Universal, Inc. >be me >try to choose the neet life >but the thug life chose me instead Sucks man

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Anon has five sisters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:25:09 No.64215993 >have 5 sisters >not a single one of them is hot >none of them have hot girlfriends How am I supposed to get laid? I'm literally a f------ 27 year old virgin 149 KB JPG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)13:25:09 No.64215993 >have 5 sisters >not a single one of them is hot >none of them have hot girlfriends How am I supposed to get laid? I'm literally a f------ 27 year old virgin 149 KB JPG 10 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)12:38:40 No.64215626 >hate how much of a disgusting man I am >wish I was a girl so bad >not a t----- >find trannies disgusting and ridiculous 319 KB JPG Halfway between normal man and t----- *sigh* 30 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/19/21(Sat)12:38:40 No.64215626 >hate how much of a disgusting man I am >wish I was a girl so bad >not a t----- >find trannies disgusting and ridiculous 319 KB JPG Halfway between normal man and t----- *sigh* 30 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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