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: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 94 KB JPG 04/01/21(Thu)16:58:15 No.851065730 >Senior year >Perfect plan >Me and my friend >We start fighting in the men showers >Nobody stoping us >Kick, punch and push each other all the way to the womens showers >Burst inside >Keep fighting pretending we didn't even realize >Naked girls come rushing and grab us to stop The only reason we got in trouble was for fighting, nobody cared we got a good look at all the girls. 7 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon thinks fallout peaked before new vegas??? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)17:33:14 No.704035226 Fallout 3 Fallout peaked here 18 KB JPG
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)17:33:14 No.704035226 Fallout 3 Fallout peaked here 18 KB JPG

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Replay value for me. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)11:40:15 No.704016842 FC.jpg 674 KB JPG What makes a game age well? 009 089
Anonymous 02/26/25(Wed)11:40:15 No.704016842 FC.jpg 674 KB JPG What makes a game age well? 009 089

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Anon likes skyrim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:17:34 No.704118902 SLEEKWTEARS nord chad.jpg 54 KB JPG Why can't anyone make better fantasy rpg than Skyrim?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)17:17:34 No.704118902 SLEEKWTEARS nord chad.jpg 54 KB JPG Why can't anyone make better fantasy rpg than Skyrim?

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Plastic bag | /r/Greentext

You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?
You WILL f--- the bag. dunw (durex Anonymous ID: itH5HkaH Tue 07 Jan 2025 19:16:40 No.493647604 Replies: 57 View Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're actually having sex. You're literally f------ a plastic bag, your d--- isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your d--- never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your d--- in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your d--- inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek. >b-but it's birth control! No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to f--- a plastic bag >but it prevents STDs! If you're going to f--- someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD >but it feels like real sex! But it isn't. Are you a bagfucker or a vagfucker?

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Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)23:19:11 No.80486916 >masturbated to r--- hentai >hit the geek bar >now its time to fall asleep by listening to bf cuddling asmr on youtube Another day in this zoomer life 21 KB JPG 9 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 253 KB JPG View Thread 02/28/25(Fri)00:18:11 No.80487311 >>80486916 (OP) # >goon to crossdressing hentai >smoke a joint >go to bed at 7 in the morning listening to asmr mommy loves you roleplay its a routine.
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)23:19:11 No.80486916 >masturbated to r--- hentai >hit the geek bar >now its time to fall asleep by listening to bf cuddling asmr on youtube Another day in this zoomer life 21 KB JPG 9 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 253 KB JPG View Thread 02/28/25(Fri)00:18:11 No.80487311 >>80486916 (OP) # >goon to crossdressing hentai >smoke a joint >go to bed at 7 in the morning listening to asmr mommy loves you roleplay its a routine.

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It's all the same | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)20:07:48 No.704155843 313 KB PNG >win hard fight you were supposed to lose >lose anyways

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It’s true that | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: vDDSSKCk ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)11:03:21 No.497666614 1SP: 1541 209 KB PNG >Be the EU, mid 1990s >Gasoline cars produce too much CO2 emissions >Begin forcing people to buy diesel cars due to lower CO2 emissions >Force manufacturers to make their flagship cars all diesel >Force manufacturers to adhere to unrealistic fuel consumption standards Sounds like a great idea! With the best of intentions! >FFW 2015 >Upwards of 60% of all cars sold are diesel >EPA finds out that diesel cars produce more particulate pollution >EPA finds out that diesel cars consume more fuel than advertised >VW group is caught in a scandal costing them $32bn >FFW to today >Most models no longer come with diesels unless they are for taxis >Diesel cars still exist on the roads, however, increasing pollution in cities >Cities ban diesel cars >Price of used diesel cars go down >All diesel cars are sold to people who live in rural areas where they are likely to drive more, thus increasing pollution TL;DR: A 30 year effort to reduce pollution by the EU resulted in more pollution. Is there anything they have done successfully?

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What is it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)02:47:15 No.704075236 That's a cute opinion. Did a YouTuber give it to you? IMG_2267.jpg 9 KB JPG What is the most regurgitated opinion in gaming?
Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)02:47:15 No.704075236 That's a cute opinion. Did a YouTuber give it to you? IMG_2267.jpg 9 KB JPG What is the most regurgitated opinion in gaming?

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Anon posits | /r/Greentext

File: 1740678504444176.png (192 KB, 445x411) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:02:19 No.147676254 ►>>14767 >>147677671 >>147677707 >>147677730 >>147678145 >>147678216 >>1476783 >>147681443 >>147681718 >>147681953 >>147682083 Picture the smell >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:03:07 No.147676262 >> >>147676254 (OP) onions Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:04:07 No.147676283 >>147676254 (OP)
File: 1740678504444176.png (192 KB, 445x411) Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:02:19 No.147676254 ►>>14767 >>147677671 >>147677707 >>147677730 >>147678145 >>147678216 >>1476783 >>147681443 >>147681718 >>147681953 >>147682083 Picture the smell >> Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:03:07 No.147676262 >> >>147676254 (OP) onions Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)13:04:07 No.147676283 >>147676254 (OP)

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Anon lives with his sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/27/25(Thu)11:32:49 No.80476663 >six years ago >sister is early twenties, I'm barely out of high school >she already has a half-black half-white daughter and white son >she's struggling to look after them (fathers are not involved, as you could probably guess - though white father does pay child support), asks me to move in with her temporarily to help her out, and tells me if I do she will get me a job through her friends >I do so >today >still live with sis >never had a gf (do not have the time, too spergy anyway) >have done no higher education (no time, too busy with work and nephew and niece) >have no social life outside of sister and her friends >nephew and niece have called me dad accidentally multiple times each >sis no longer says "my kids" but instead "the kids" and even once or twice "our kids" >I make them meals, drive them to school, pay for their stuff, and everything else a father should do >have to deal with sister barking my ear off every night about what that one coworker did to annoy her today or about this new piece of furniture she wants to buy or this new haircut she wants to get or whatever >I can't even leave because I can't afford to move somewhere else (and my parents won't take me back because they want me to continue helping out my sis) >and even if i could, leaving would absolutely devastate nephew and niece as well as financially hurt my sis >I'm literally trapped raising her kids My sister has tricked me into becoming her platonic pseudo- husband and father to her children. And I don't even get laid nor tax benefits out of it, so I'm even more cucked than your average single-mother marrier.
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/27/25(Thu)11:32:49 No.80476663 >six years ago >sister is early twenties, I'm barely out of high school >she already has a half-black half-white daughter and white son >she's struggling to look after them (fathers are not involved, as you could probably guess - though white father does pay child support), asks me to move in with her temporarily to help her out, and tells me if I do she will get me a job through her friends >I do so >today >still live with sis >never had a gf (do not have the time, too spergy anyway) >have done no higher education (no time, too busy with work and nephew and niece) >have no social life outside of sister and her friends >nephew and niece have called me dad accidentally multiple times each >sis no longer says "my kids" but instead "the kids" and even once or twice "our kids" >I make them meals, drive them to school, pay for their stuff, and everything else a father should do >have to deal with sister barking my ear off every night about what that one coworker did to annoy her today or about this new piece of furniture she wants to buy or this new haircut she wants to get or whatever >I can't even leave because I can't afford to move somewhere else (and my parents won't take me back because they want me to continue helping out my sis) >and even if i could, leaving would absolutely devastate nephew and niece as well as financially hurt my sis >I'm literally trapped raising her kids My sister has tricked me into becoming her platonic pseudo- husband and father to her children. And I don't even get laid nor tax benefits out of it, so I'm even more cucked than your average single-mother marrier.

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My Strange Erection | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG
Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG

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We're the new born | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)13:41:59 No.703597729 ZAM 0000000 dustborn-1692734404485.png 1.06 MB PNG Why do modern devs create the most revolting character designs?
Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)13:41:59 No.703597729 ZAM 0000000 dustborn-1692734404485.png 1.06 MB PNG Why do modern devs create the most revolting character designs?

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Anon is Preparing to Buckle Up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing
Anonymous (ID: XSPIhlCr 02/27/25(Thu)13:51:49 No.498816953 >thing happens >a hundred grifter accounts on X post the exact same screenshot telling me to BUCKLE UP when they have nothing

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Anon likes video game music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele
Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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Anon doesnt like our design. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?
Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

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