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: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)18:11:07 No.74181776 7 KB JPG >Walking home from my job >notice a little girl (12-13) ahead looking at me >as i walk past her she nerviously says "hi" >I saw hi to her and she runs away giggling What should one take away from a situation like this? 07/27/23(Thu)18:12:47 No.74181792 Anonymous >>74181776 (OP) # Well obviously she wants the D, go ask her father for her hand in marriage 07/27/23(Thu)18:14:23 No.74181816 Anonymous >>74181776 (OP) # you should be locked away if you think theres anything to be taken away from this >>74182068 # >>74182083 # >>74182258 # >>74182316 # 07/27/23(Thu)18:37:48 No.74182068 : Anonymous >>74181816 # Jesus Christ he's a working man. This is the green text board. He posted shrek for christs sake. He didnt even argue with you after 20 minutes. You really think he's a bad guy? I seriously dont read him as one. You better be baiting s--- poster.
: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)18:11:07 No.74181776 7 KB JPG >Walking home from my job >notice a little girl (12-13) ahead looking at me >as i walk past her she nerviously says "hi" >I saw hi to her and she runs away giggling What should one take away from a situation like this? 07/27/23(Thu)18:12:47 No.74181792 Anonymous >>74181776 (OP) # Well obviously she wants the D, go ask her father for her hand in marriage 07/27/23(Thu)18:14:23 No.74181816 Anonymous >>74181776 (OP) # you should be locked away if you think theres anything to be taken away from this >>74182068 # >>74182083 # >>74182258 # >>74182316 # 07/27/23(Thu)18:37:48 No.74182068 : Anonymous >>74181816 # Jesus Christ he's a working man. This is the green text board. He posted shrek for christs sake. He didnt even argue with you after 20 minutes. You really think he's a bad guy? I seriously dont read him as one. You better be baiting s--- poster.

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Anon has time to kill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)09:23:18 No.902026315 >be me >have a job 30 kilometers away from home >finished earlier so i can relax today since next 3 days are gonna be extremely stressful >on the way home there was an accident >got stuck in traffic for an hour >the road will be closed for the next 2-3 hours >drove back to the city as its extremely hot and now its raining >battery is on 4% What do i do for the next 2-3 hours anons
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)09:23:18 No.902026315 >be me >have a job 30 kilometers away from home >finished earlier so i can relax today since next 3 days are gonna be extremely stressful >on the way home there was an accident >got stuck in traffic for an hour >the road will be closed for the next 2-3 hours >drove back to the city as its extremely hot and now its raining >battery is on 4% What do i do for the next 2-3 hours anons

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File: pizzanewyortk.jpg (3.68 MB, 4032x2697) Delicio Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed) 22:05:28 No.184894239 >>184894249 >>184894251 Thank you USA for fixing pizza
File: pizzanewyortk.jpg (3.68 MB, 4032x2697) Delicio Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed) 22:05:28 No.184894239 >>184894249 >>184894251 Thank you USA for fixing pizza

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anon fucks up | /r/Greentext

115 KB JPG instead >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo
115 KB JPG instead >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo

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Anon Is Ugly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:28:13 No.74181304 >walking to my car >group of teen girls walks past >one of them goes "ewwww"
: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:28:13 No.74181304 >walking to my car >group of teen girls walks past >one of them goes "ewwww"

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Anon is healthy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:17:04 No.38070954 >>38070966 >>38071020 >>38071056 >>38071097 >>38071132 >>38071171 >>38070935 (OP) Why not have beans AND rice and some veggies mixed in for the ultimate dish? Oh, lemme guess. You're a meat eating f----- contributing to global warming, animal torture, disease, heart attacks, diabetes, and cancer. Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:42:20 No.38071097 >>38071122 >>38071162 File: 5ba6a875a5b9143269c6ab0af().jpg (10 KB, 236x161) >>38070954 >be this anon >wake up from GMO free sleep >get out F%105 recycled tissue bed >take 10 BPA free steps and I'm in the kitchen >no breakfast >only breakslow >eating too fast causes gases to build up in intestines and contributes to greenhouse gases >open cabinet made out of recycled condoms >grab some mushrooms growing in the back comer >euthanize them >give them a funeral >cry as you mourn their death while consuming them >time to get ready for day >but on potato sack shirt made from all natural hemp >slip into cargo shorts >MorePockets MorePussy.png >sit on rock >begin peddling furiously >computer turns on >"Time to save the world" >begin shitposting on /fit/ furiously >make sure if there is even a single mention of food to remind everyone that meat eaters will burn in organic vegan hell A true hero
Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:17:04 No.38070954 >>38070966 >>38071020 >>38071056 >>38071097 >>38071132 >>38071171 >>38070935 (OP) Why not have beans AND rice and some veggies mixed in for the ultimate dish? Oh, lemme guess. You're a meat eating f----- contributing to global warming, animal torture, disease, heart attacks, diabetes, and cancer. Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)19:42:20 No.38071097 >>38071122 >>38071162 File: 5ba6a875a5b9143269c6ab0af().jpg (10 KB, 236x161) >>38070954 >be this anon >wake up from GMO free sleep >get out F%105 recycled tissue bed >take 10 BPA free steps and I'm in the kitchen >no breakfast >only breakslow >eating too fast causes gases to build up in intestines and contributes to greenhouse gases >open cabinet made out of recycled condoms >grab some mushrooms growing in the back comer >euthanize them >give them a funeral >cry as you mourn their death while consuming them >time to get ready for day >but on potato sack shirt made from all natural hemp >slip into cargo shorts >MorePockets MorePussy.png >sit on rock >begin peddling furiously >computer turns on >"Time to save the world" >begin shitposting on /fit/ furiously >make sure if there is even a single mention of food to remind everyone that meat eaters will burn in organic vegan hell A true hero

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Anon improves his life with one simple trick | /r/Greentext

jfk.jpg (235 KB, 1200x1556) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)21:22:18 No.903301730 ✓ >live in apartment >shower has bad water pressure >think "damn, this building has bad water pressure, ah well" >after literal years buy a new faucet >it has great water pressure what the F---
jfk.jpg (235 KB, 1200x1556) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)21:22:18 No.903301730 ✓ >live in apartment >shower has bad water pressure >think "damn, this building has bad water pressure, ah well" >after literal years buy a new faucet >it has great water pressure what the F---

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kino incoming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.19 MB PNG 07/24/23(Mon)19:53:12 No.187958150 Okay now I can see Nolan doing a 9/11 movie >huge no CGI building explosion >thriller aspects >multiple timelines or some kind of trick
: Anonymous 2.19 MB PNG 07/24/23(Mon)19:53:12 No.187958150 Okay now I can see Nolan doing a 9/11 movie >huge no CGI building explosion >thriller aspects >multiple timelines or some kind of trick

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Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)19:42:27 No.59062394 >>59062406 >>59063562 >>59063626 File: 16h02m49s821.png (657 KB, 1219x797) >sacred oracle, you mean to tell me... the mass genocide ring 9000... kills people?
Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)19:42:27 No.59062394 >>59062406 >>59063562 >>59063626 File: 16h02m49s821.png (657 KB, 1219x797) >sacred oracle, you mean to tell me... the mass genocide ring 9000... kills people?

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Anon is thirsty | /r/Greentext

File: EyY9ia GXwAEto Tl.png (52 KB, 680x532) WHY 07/25/23(Tue)11:18:26 No.903203582 >Wake up >Be thirsty as m----------- >Realize that for some reason there is half a litter of chocolate milk next to you >Oneshot that bitch >Have the worst stomach pains in life for the rest of the day Teleporting chocolate milk incident
File: EyY9ia GXwAEto Tl.png (52 KB, 680x532) WHY 07/25/23(Tue)11:18:26 No.903203582 >Wake up >Be thirsty as m----------- >Realize that for some reason there is half a litter of chocolate milk next to you >Oneshot that bitch >Have the worst stomach pains in life for the rest of the day Teleporting chocolate milk incident

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Hollywood is saved acc to Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7ejEnQWZ Just watched Oppenheimer 2.21 MB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:22:18 No.435937596 >3 hours pure kino >no shitskins, not even in supporting roles >no f--- or trannies >just 2 women, barely shown >Jews played by whites good movie to pay the bills? Is Hollywood back? Or they made one : Anonymous (ID: fVFFpxcx) >>435945697 # >directed by christopher nolan Were you able to hear every line of dialogue? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937843 >>435938024 # >>435943664 # : Anonymous (ID: 9NfZVVUA) >>435938483 # >AAAAAAH I AM BECUMMING FOR YOU >I AM BECUMMING LE PETITE MORT >*c--- all over flo the pug what did oppy mean by this? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937844 : Anonymous (ID: sejmUNh/ 07/27/23(Thu)16:27:50 No.435938024 >>435937843 # >blown ear drums of a zoomer
: Anonymous (ID: 7ejEnQWZ Just watched Oppenheimer 2.21 MB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:22:18 No.435937596 >3 hours pure kino >no shitskins, not even in supporting roles >no f--- or trannies >just 2 women, barely shown >Jews played by whites good movie to pay the bills? Is Hollywood back? Or they made one : Anonymous (ID: fVFFpxcx) >>435945697 # >directed by christopher nolan Were you able to hear every line of dialogue? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937843 >>435938024 # >>435943664 # : Anonymous (ID: 9NfZVVUA) >>435938483 # >AAAAAAH I AM BECUMMING FOR YOU >I AM BECUMMING LE PETITE MORT >*c--- all over flo the pug what did oppy mean by this? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937844 : Anonymous (ID: sejmUNh/ 07/27/23(Thu)16:27:50 No.435938024 >>435937843 # >blown ear drums of a zoomer

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Anon hits on a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)02:59:24 No.255364679 >>255364869 >be me >fixated on being the tough muscular guy >always look up to Schwarzenegger and Tyson >workout for years >pretty thick and meaty >walk around the gym like I own the place >beefy on outside but mentally retarded >see cute girl >I muster up courage to hit on her >say h-hey >she didn't hear me >HEY >she startled and takes off earphone >with a Schwarzenegger accent >"ey bby you likey what chu see" >shockingly, she nods yes >oh f--- what now >just stare at her and walk away >still see her every now and then when making awkward eye contact
Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)02:59:24 No.255364679 >>255364869 >be me >fixated on being the tough muscular guy >always look up to Schwarzenegger and Tyson >workout for years >pretty thick and meaty >walk around the gym like I own the place >beefy on outside but mentally retarded >see cute girl >I muster up courage to hit on her >say h-hey >she didn't hear me >HEY >she startled and takes off earphone >with a Schwarzenegger accent >"ey bby you likey what chu see" >shockingly, she nods yes >oh f--- what now >just stare at her and walk away >still see her every now and then when making awkward eye contact

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Anon hates car culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)19:00:41 No.74178559 80 KB PNG airplanes: >one of the 2-4 engines goes out (0.0001% chance) >no worries because every passenger plane is designed to be able to function with one engine >somehow both engines go out (0.00000001% chance) >passenger jets can glide for around 50-70 miles with no engine >for some reason this isn't enough yet >no worries, plane fuselage is built to withstand impact and disperse force if it does crash >still not enough >each seat is equipped with safety belt, oxygen mask, life vest, and flotation device >still not enough >plane is equipped with fire extinguishers, first aid, food stores, emergency exits, and life rafts cars: >drive over a plastic bag >engine catches on fire >die why the f--- does nobody complain about cars like they do about airplanes? View Thread
: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)19:00:41 No.74178559 80 KB PNG airplanes: >one of the 2-4 engines goes out (0.0001% chance) >no worries because every passenger plane is designed to be able to function with one engine >somehow both engines go out (0.00000001% chance) >passenger jets can glide for around 50-70 miles with no engine >for some reason this isn't enough yet >no worries, plane fuselage is built to withstand impact and disperse force if it does crash >still not enough >each seat is equipped with safety belt, oxygen mask, life vest, and flotation device >still not enough >plane is equipped with fire extinguishers, first aid, food stores, emergency exits, and life rafts cars: >drive over a plastic bag >engine catches on fire >die why the f--- does nobody complain about cars like they do about airplanes? View Thread

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Anon questions Big Aviation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ma Leitwerktäche Seterruder Lewerkte Lander Matengonde Langsträger DIZ130 Tretor 06/05/23 (Mon)05:33:42 No.1917867 XXX Fracts Mannschaftsam Hifing Haastning Eneitungshutten Hole bild3(1).jpg 41 KB JPG Entiftungssctathe Gro Actasteg Katim LZ 130 Graf Zeppelin TOPUL SORTE Nangatiram The world's safest form of travel >plane crashes for the 9284th time >oh no the turbine blew AGAIN how could this happen arker Honus >everyone on board dies >oh no this is so terrible for everyone involved.... anyway VS The experimental flammable death trap >crashes once during passenger flight >36 people die >cause undetermined to this day >OH MY JESUS! THEY HAD HECKING SMOKING ROOMS IN A BALLOON FULL OF FLAMMABLE HYDROGEN GAS???? ARE THEY RETARDED? >OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY >I CRIED I P----- I S--- AND I CUMMED >DID YOU KNOW THAT HYDROGEN GAS IS FLAMMABLE?? nothing suspicious about this at all
: Anonymous Ma Leitwerktäche Seterruder Lewerkte Lander Matengonde Langsträger DIZ130 Tretor 06/05/23 (Mon)05:33:42 No.1917867 XXX Fracts Mannschaftsam Hifing Haastning Eneitungshutten Hole bild3(1).jpg 41 KB JPG Entiftungssctathe Gro Actasteg Katim LZ 130 Graf Zeppelin TOPUL SORTE Nangatiram The world's safest form of travel >plane crashes for the 9284th time >oh no the turbine blew AGAIN how could this happen arker Honus >everyone on board dies >oh no this is so terrible for everyone involved.... anyway VS The experimental flammable death trap >crashes once during passenger flight >36 people die >cause undetermined to this day >OH MY JESUS! THEY HAD HECKING SMOKING ROOMS IN A BALLOON FULL OF FLAMMABLE HYDROGEN GAS???? ARE THEY RETARDED? >OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY >I CRIED I P----- I S--- AND I CUMMED >DID YOU KNOW THAT HYDROGEN GAS IS FLAMMABLE?? nothing suspicious about this at all

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Anon’s first experience in the west | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell (...) 8 KB JPG 07/27/23(Thu)11:00:21 No.185236001 Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell us some Borat like instances interacting with western culture. Il Begin >Be me >My mom is studying to be a lawyer in the UK >Me and my dad have just started living in york >Me and my dad are heading to the train station >We continue walking until my dad stops me and points at a sign >Sign says "Pedestrian Traffic Only" >My dad thinks that pedestrian is the english translation for Pederast (pederast means f----- in albanian) >My dad goes infront some random british strangers and asks "Where is the road for straight people?" >British guy says "What" >My dad repeats "Where is the road for straight people" while pointing at the sign >British guy just walks away with visible confusion >Me and my dad don't know what to do so we just head home
Anonymous Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell (...) 8 KB JPG 07/27/23(Thu)11:00:21 No.185236001 Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell us some Borat like instances interacting with western culture. Il Begin >Be me >My mom is studying to be a lawyer in the UK >Me and my dad have just started living in york >Me and my dad are heading to the train station >We continue walking until my dad stops me and points at a sign >Sign says "Pedestrian Traffic Only" >My dad thinks that pedestrian is the english translation for Pederast (pederast means f----- in albanian) >My dad goes infront some random british strangers and asks "Where is the road for straight people?" >British guy says "What" >My dad repeats "Where is the road for straight people" while pointing at the sign >British guy just walks away with visible confusion >Me and my dad don't know what to do so we just head home

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Anon regrets getting a child | /r/Greentext

Through the Year Autism Prevalence Rate 130 KB PNG >studied hard >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet
Through the Year Autism Prevalence Rate 130 KB PNG >studied hard >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet

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