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1. #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself
1. #761398814 2/28/18, 4:54 PM >be me >have low blood count >go to hospital for blood transfusion >o_negativebloodmyguy.fortnite >get 2 units of blood >released next day >spend night with qt gf >have mind blowing consensual sex >realize my d--- was full of someone elses blood >mfw someone else basically f----- my gf >mfw I cucked myself

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File: 1673144198533408.png (310 KB, 489x284) Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)21:33:50 No.190172541 >>190172660 >>190172679 >>190172700 >>190172817 >>190173617 >>190174866 >>190175854 >21 years old >married >house >kid >bank vault full of savings >spends their time in a crime fightning organization they founded >twenty one years old probably the most magical thing about this story Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)22:10:07 No.190173617 >>190173830 >>190173888 >>190172541 (OP) look up the average age of the founding fathers, look up how old Alexander was when he accomplished what he did, or Napoleon, or Caesar, or anyone of note, and learn how inadequate you are
File: 1673144198533408.png (310 KB, 489x284) Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)21:33:50 No.190172541 >>190172660 >>190172679 >>190172700 >>190172817 >>190173617 >>190174866 >>190175854 >21 years old >married >house >kid >bank vault full of savings >spends their time in a crime fightning organization they founded >twenty one years old probably the most magical thing about this story Anonymous 09/22/23(Fri)22:10:07 No.190173617 >>190173830 >>190173888 >>190172541 (OP) look up the average age of the founding fathers, look up how old Alexander was when he accomplished what he did, or Napoleon, or Caesar, or anyone of note, and learn how inadequate you are

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Anon improves himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous VEN TER 14 KB JPG 01/22/24(Mon )00:04:16 No.76202545 >be me >20 >loser khhv autistic virgin for most of my life >few years ago decide to finally start improving myself >eventually the unthinkable happens and finally get a gf >about to lose my virginity with her >take off her shirt + bra >f------ giant pepperoni pancake salami n------ >walk out of room, cut my losses and ghost her I CANT EVER WIN CAN I
Anonymous VEN TER 14 KB JPG 01/22/24(Mon )00:04:16 No.76202545 >be me >20 >loser khhv autistic virgin for most of my life >few years ago decide to finally start improving myself >eventually the unthinkable happens and finally get a gf >about to lose my virginity with her >take off her shirt + bra >f------ giant pepperoni pancake salami n------ >walk out of room, cut my losses and ghost her I CANT EVER WIN CAN I

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/21/24(Sun)19:57:55 No.76199948 >be me >28 >still living with parents >younger sister is married and moved out >she comes to visit parents' home one day >is immediately in tears when she arrives >announces that she had a miscarriage (would have been her first child) >my parents try to comfort her >she's still crying after like half an hour >I try to lighten the mood >"Look on the bright side, at least the baby will never have to experience waiting at the DMV." >mom and dad instantly shoot angry glares at me >sister scream cries "what the f--- is wrong with you" >dad tells me to leave and not come back til nighttime >whattheshitjusthappened.jpg
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/21/24(Sun)19:57:55 No.76199948 >be me >28 >still living with parents >younger sister is married and moved out >she comes to visit parents' home one day >is immediately in tears when she arrives >announces that she had a miscarriage (would have been her first child) >my parents try to comfort her >she's still crying after like half an hour >I try to lighten the mood >"Look on the bright side, at least the baby will never have to experience waiting at the DMV." >mom and dad instantly shoot angry glares at me >sister scream cries "what the f--- is wrong with you" >dad tells me to leave and not come back til nighttime >whattheshitjusthappened.jpg

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: Anonymous 126 KB PNG 01/22/24(Mon)06:39:54 No.195342638 >tfw 35 year old boomer >watching movie with nieces and nephews >need subtitles to understand what anyone is saying >have to get up to pee every 20 minutes >fall asleep halfway through the movie
: Anonymous 126 KB PNG 01/22/24(Mon)06:39:54 No.195342638 >tfw 35 year old boomer >watching movie with nieces and nephews >need subtitles to understand what anyone is saying >have to get up to pee every 20 minutes >fall asleep halfway through the movie

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Anon's devious plan backfires | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do
: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:07:24 No.76196632 551 KB PNG >Be me, sperg f-- >Ask a girl out. She agrees >be honest with her. Tell her Im sperg >She doesnt care, we go out. >Ask if she doesnt mind splitting the bill. >She doesn't mind. >She orders a salad. >I order a burger with fries, toast and chocolate milk. >Date goes well I guess. >Bill comes. Total is 30 bucks >We each pay 15. >She doesn't seem to pleased >She leaves no tip, pretty stingy if u ask me. There wasnt a follow up date. : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:11:41 No.76196683 : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:12:07 No.76196691 : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:14:04 No.76196709 idk anon, seems like you you did everything right. not sure what her problem is
Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:07:24 No.76196632 551 KB PNG >Be me, sperg f-- >Ask a girl out. She agrees >be honest with her. Tell her Im sperg >She doesnt care, we go out. >Ask if she doesnt mind splitting the bill. >She doesn't mind. >She orders a salad. >I order a burger with fries, toast and chocolate milk. >Date goes well I guess. >Bill comes. Total is 30 bucks >We each pay 15. >She doesn't seem to pleased >She leaves no tip, pretty stingy if u ask me. There wasnt a follow up date. : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:11:41 No.76196683 : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:12:07 No.76196691 : Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)14:14:04 No.76196709 idk anon, seems like you you did everything right. not sure what her problem is

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Anon Larp's | /r/Greentext

File: 1705842516161.png (639 KB, 944x1067) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:09:29 No.912720278 [Reply] ► >>912720894 >>912720928 Pspspspspspspspspsps >>Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:33:36 No.912720894 File: 15xz0enm.png (667 KB, 915x871) miu? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:34:44 No.912720928 ► >>912720278 (OP) >pspspspspsps >miao >>912720278 (OP) Yes? What do you want? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:38:14 No.912721019 ► >KICK......GOO00000000OOOL
File: 1705842516161.png (639 KB, 944x1067) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:09:29 No.912720278 [Reply] ► >>912720894 >>912720928 Pspspspspspspspspsps >>Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:33:36 No.912720894 File: 15xz0enm.png (667 KB, 915x871) miu? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:34:44 No.912720928 ► >>912720278 (OP) >pspspspspsps >miao >>912720278 (OP) Yes? What do you want? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:38:14 No.912721019 ► >KICK......GOO00000000OOOL

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Went out like a baller | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)15:11:27 No.195312433 dr king schulz.jpg 66 KB JPG >says he doesn't like slavery, but still takes full advantage of it >never lets you forget about his german ancestry >introduces a n---- to alcohol, and then arms him >makes a mockery of the healthcare and the medical profession You are now aware that Dr King Schulz is the most American character in cinema history.
: Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)15:11:27 No.195312433 dr king schulz.jpg 66 KB JPG >says he doesn't like slavery, but still takes full advantage of it >never lets you forget about his german ancestry >introduces a n---- to alcohol, and then arms him >makes a mockery of the healthcare and the medical profession You are now aware that Dr King Schulz is the most American character in cinema history.

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous WOJAK 21 KB JPG 01/18/24(Thu)14:22:54 No.30582927 >be diagnosed with depression as a teen >develop a major health problem right after finishing high school >become neet for 4 years because of it and slack your ass off living off neetbux and mum's wallet >depression stops, even though you were sick you felt really good everyday mentally >start lifting, reading, playing instruments, making music, make some friends along the way >health gets better, decide it's time to move along with life >go to college >one year in and depression came back, zero willpower to do anything, all you want to do is lay on your bed or scroll mindlessly on the computer why the f--- is life like this
Anonymous WOJAK 21 KB JPG 01/18/24(Thu)14:22:54 No.30582927 >be diagnosed with depression as a teen >develop a major health problem right after finishing high school >become neet for 4 years because of it and slack your ass off living off neetbux and mum's wallet >depression stops, even though you were sick you felt really good everyday mentally >start lifting, reading, playing instruments, making music, make some friends along the way >health gets better, decide it's time to move along with life >go to college >one year in and depression came back, zero willpower to do anything, all you want to do is lay on your bed or scroll mindlessly on the computer why the f--- is life like this

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Anon lurks /hr/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 227 KB JPG SO old' Stone Cold was lurking /hr/ >WHAT? and he saw a FEET thread >WHAT? I said he saw a FEET Thread 01/04/24(Thu)10:34:37 No.4792621 >WHAT? So he clicks it and sees them TOES >WHAT? The dawgs. >WHAT? The grippers. >WHAT? The tootsies. >WHAT? The stompers. >WHAT? The paws. >WHAT? The piggies. >WHAT? All for Free >WHAT? In this Economy >WHAT? At this day and age. >WHAT? So I clicks on this here thread and I see those pictures. And then I hit click Save. >WHAT? I hit Save again. >WHAT? And Again. >WHAT? and AGAIN. >WHAT? and OVER AGAIN. >WHAT? Until I've saved every last damn post in the thread >WHAT? Will I contribute? >WHAT? Will I pitch in? >WHAT? Donate? >WHAT? Furnish? >WHAT? BESTOW? >WHAT? I SURE AS HELL WONT BECAUSE IM THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE. AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE because Stone Cold said SO. >(Glass shatters) >>4792629 # >>4793777 #
: Anonymous 227 KB JPG SO old' Stone Cold was lurking /hr/ >WHAT? and he saw a FEET thread >WHAT? I said he saw a FEET Thread 01/04/24(Thu)10:34:37 No.4792621 >WHAT? So he clicks it and sees them TOES >WHAT? The dawgs. >WHAT? The grippers. >WHAT? The tootsies. >WHAT? The stompers. >WHAT? The paws. >WHAT? The piggies. >WHAT? All for Free >WHAT? In this Economy >WHAT? At this day and age. >WHAT? So I clicks on this here thread and I see those pictures. And then I hit click Save. >WHAT? I hit Save again. >WHAT? And Again. >WHAT? and AGAIN. >WHAT? and OVER AGAIN. >WHAT? Until I've saved every last damn post in the thread >WHAT? Will I contribute? >WHAT? Will I pitch in? >WHAT? Donate? >WHAT? Furnish? >WHAT? BESTOW? >WHAT? I SURE AS HELL WONT BECAUSE IM THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE. AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE because Stone Cold said SO. >(Glass shatters) >>4792629 # >>4793777 #

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Anon Has Low Hopes for Deadpool 3 | /r/Greentext

File: w-and-d.jpg (115 KB, 640x807) Deadpool 3 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)16:58:18 No.195252169 >>195252419 >>195253326 >>195254779 >>195255520 >>195257857 >Release date July 26 >Still hasn't wrapped principal photography >Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months. >Inevitable reshoots will make them even most timecrushed. >First trailer drops in a little over 3 weeks Is it doomed? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:01:46 No.195252304 >>195253025 >>195258038 >>195259988 File: 1705730298719705.jpg (129 KB, 1186x1240) christ he looks like s--- Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:19:14 No.195253025 >>195252304 He doesn't want to be there, they're blackmailing him with footage from Bryan's pool parties. Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:13:39 No.195257102 Literally everything is riding on this for Disney, if it flops we could kill capeshit once and for all. ☐ Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:42:33 No.195258038 ► >>195260128 File: 1641499105537.jpg (138 KB, 1600x900) >>195252304 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)21:00:46 No.195260128 ► >>195258038 he looks like m----- saber-tooth
File: w-and-d.jpg (115 KB, 640x807) Deadpool 3 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)16:58:18 No.195252169 >>195252419 >>195253326 >>195254779 >>195255520 >>195257857 >Release date July 26 >Still hasn't wrapped principal photography >Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months. >Inevitable reshoots will make them even most timecrushed. >First trailer drops in a little over 3 weeks Is it doomed? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:01:46 No.195252304 >>195253025 >>195258038 >>195259988 File: 1705730298719705.jpg (129 KB, 1186x1240) christ he looks like s--- Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:19:14 No.195253025 >>195252304 He doesn't want to be there, they're blackmailing him with footage from Bryan's pool parties. Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:13:39 No.195257102 Literally everything is riding on this for Disney, if it flops we could kill capeshit once and for all. ☐ Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:42:33 No.195258038 ► >>195260128 File: 1641499105537.jpg (138 KB, 1600x900) >>195252304 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)21:00:46 No.195260128 ► >>195258038 he looks like m----- saber-tooth

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Heavy metal poisoning is for virgins | /r/Greentext

File: metalmaxxing.jpg (15 KB, 360x360) Start metalmaxxing Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:26:52 No.30600072 >Be me. >Always been a scrawny, average-looking guy. >Never really had much luck with the ladies. >Just another skincel in a world full of Chad Thundercocks. >But then I discovered Metalmaxxing. >For those of you who don't know, Metalmaxxing is the art of transforming oneself into a badass cyborg. >Think Terminator, but more ripped and less homicidal. >Started off by hitting the gym and bulking up like crazy. >But that wasn't enough. >Had to take it to the next level. >So I saved up some cash and got some cyborg enhancements. >Got metal-plated abs, bionic arms, and even some laser eyes. >My transformation was complete. >No longer was I a scrawny, average-looking guy. >I was now a f------ ROBOCHAD. >And let me tell you, the ladies couldn't resist. >Their eyes widened in awe as I flexed my metal-plated muscles. >Their jaws dropped as I shot lasers at beer cans in the backyard. >No longer was I a skincel. >I was now a goddamn robochad. >But the best part? I didn't even have to deal with all the b------- that comes with being a human Chad. >No more worrying about my hair, talking to girls, or trying to fit in. >I was above all that now. >An unstoppable, metal-clad sex machine. >So to all you skincels out there, I give you one piece of advice: >Don't just strive to become a Chad. >Strive to become a ROBOCHAD. >Trust me, it's way more badass.
File: metalmaxxing.jpg (15 KB, 360x360) Start metalmaxxing Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:26:52 No.30600072 >Be me. >Always been a scrawny, average-looking guy. >Never really had much luck with the ladies. >Just another skincel in a world full of Chad Thundercocks. >But then I discovered Metalmaxxing. >For those of you who don't know, Metalmaxxing is the art of transforming oneself into a badass cyborg. >Think Terminator, but more ripped and less homicidal. >Started off by hitting the gym and bulking up like crazy. >But that wasn't enough. >Had to take it to the next level. >So I saved up some cash and got some cyborg enhancements. >Got metal-plated abs, bionic arms, and even some laser eyes. >My transformation was complete. >No longer was I a scrawny, average-looking guy. >I was now a f------ ROBOCHAD. >And let me tell you, the ladies couldn't resist. >Their eyes widened in awe as I flexed my metal-plated muscles. >Their jaws dropped as I shot lasers at beer cans in the backyard. >No longer was I a skincel. >I was now a goddamn robochad. >But the best part? I didn't even have to deal with all the b------- that comes with being a human Chad. >No more worrying about my hair, talking to girls, or trying to fit in. >I was above all that now. >An unstoppable, metal-clad sex machine. >So to all you skincels out there, I give you one piece of advice: >Don't just strive to become a Chad. >Strive to become a ROBOCHAD. >Trust me, it's way more badass.

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Anon wants you to be healthier! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:07:56 58 KB JPG No.76191487 remember bots the easiest way to improve your mental health and taking a step towards a happier life is through investing in self care and comfort replace primary room light >multiple pillows and oversized blankets >oversized sweaters and hoodies >essential oils and diffusers : Anonymous >soft lighting fixtures to >shower steamers and moisturizing bath products >meditation cushions >peace inspiring wall art >>76191547 # 01/20/24(Sat) 22:09:25 No.76191501 >>76191487 (OP) # This sounds really f------ gay.
: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:07:56 58 KB JPG No.76191487 remember bots the easiest way to improve your mental health and taking a step towards a happier life is through investing in self care and comfort replace primary room light >multiple pillows and oversized blankets >oversized sweaters and hoodies >essential oils and diffusers : Anonymous >soft lighting fixtures to >shower steamers and moisturizing bath products >meditation cushions >peace inspiring wall art >>76191547 # 01/20/24(Sat) 22:09:25 No.76191501 >>76191487 (OP) # This sounds really f------ gay.

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'Literally me' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat) 23:33:35 No.195270961 Collage_20240120_183140.jpg 478 KB JPG >50 year old man is depressed, miserable and whines all the time and is under the thumb of a woman This genre needs a name.
: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat) 23:33:35 No.195270961 Collage_20240120_183140.jpg 478 KB JPG >50 year old man is depressed, miserable and whines all the time and is under the thumb of a woman This genre needs a name.

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After the JoCat "Cancelled Because Cringe" debacle. | /r/Greentext

Cringe is now illegal Dystopian Dweller 01/20/24(Sat)21:39:39 No.912703186 >Year, doesn't matter >Sitting at home watching the news. >Government made "Cringe" illegal. >Everyone wears grey jumpsuits as to not be called cringe for their clothing choices. >Go to fridge >F---, out of Grey Sludge Type 2 >Walk To Store >See cops brutalizing a furry >Keep head down, don't want to be beaten >Go into store >Buy Sludge >Prepare to go home and get ready for Museum trip >Saved up Generic Credits for the Van Gogh exhibit >See sign on Museum >Van Gogh Exhibit gone, deemed illegal because Van Gogh was a simp and drew some pictures >Being a simp is illegal. >Sigh >Go home >Eat sludge for dinner as I watch government-procured, non-cringe show; Beeping Squares. >Go to bed Is this the world you people want? Sure as hell feels like it.
Cringe is now illegal Dystopian Dweller 01/20/24(Sat)21:39:39 No.912703186 >Year, doesn't matter >Sitting at home watching the news. >Government made "Cringe" illegal. >Everyone wears grey jumpsuits as to not be called cringe for their clothing choices. >Go to fridge >F---, out of Grey Sludge Type 2 >Walk To Store >See cops brutalizing a furry >Keep head down, don't want to be beaten >Go into store >Buy Sludge >Prepare to go home and get ready for Museum trip >Saved up Generic Credits for the Van Gogh exhibit >See sign on Museum >Van Gogh Exhibit gone, deemed illegal because Van Gogh was a simp and drew some pictures >Being a simp is illegal. >Sigh >Go home >Eat sludge for dinner as I watch government-procured, non-cringe show; Beeping Squares. >Go to bed Is this the world you people want? Sure as hell feels like it.

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Anon's are healing ancient racial disputes | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous where pole Anonymous here >>190461090 # : Anonymous >>190460955 # hi Anonymous what do you want Anonymous im tired lets talk >>190461346 # Anonymous! having an onion burger Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/25/23(Sat) 19:07:03 No.190460361 >>190461295 # why pole whyyyy 11/25/23(Sat)19:28:45 No.190460955 Anonymous no I don't have time for talk 11/25/23(Sat)19:33:31 No.190461090 11/25/23(Sat) 19:35:00 No.190461127 11/25/23(Sat) 19:38:20 No.190461245 11/25/23(Sat)19:39:54 No.190461295 11/25/23(Sat) 19:40:25 No.190461304 11/25/23(Sat) 19:42:14 No.190461346
Board /int/ - International Anonymous where pole Anonymous here >>190461090 # : Anonymous >>190460955 # hi Anonymous what do you want Anonymous im tired lets talk >>190461346 # Anonymous! having an onion burger Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/25/23(Sat) 19:07:03 No.190460361 >>190461295 # why pole whyyyy 11/25/23(Sat)19:28:45 No.190460955 Anonymous no I don't have time for talk 11/25/23(Sat)19:33:31 No.190461090 11/25/23(Sat) 19:35:00 No.190461127 11/25/23(Sat) 19:38:20 No.190461245 11/25/23(Sat)19:39:54 No.190461295 11/25/23(Sat) 19:40:25 No.190461304 11/25/23(Sat) 19:42:14 No.190461346

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Anon is mad Charlie’s gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hazbin Hotel 108 KB PNG 01/20/24(Sat)11:42:59 No.141797627 >love Charlie >watch the show >everyone is gay and depressed, homosexual and anxious, queer and just really extraordinarily queer Why does everything have to be gay and retarded nower days?
Anonymous Hazbin Hotel 108 KB PNG 01/20/24(Sat)11:42:59 No.141797627 >love Charlie >watch the show >everyone is gay and depressed, homosexual and anxious, queer and just really extraordinarily queer Why does everything have to be gay and retarded nower days?

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File: Tyrion Lannister.jpg (179 KB, 1436x800) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)01:34:45 No.76188859 > Be me, third child of golden lion > Have older brother, older sister > Sister is father's favorite, despite being a vapid airhead > Brother spends his life fighting fathers battles, struggling to live up to his name > The sheep love and fear my father's name, power and charisma > Father is raging hypocrite > Claims not to care for the opinions of the sheep, yet courts them every day > Father preaches good morals and values, yet lies, cheats and f---- w----- in secret > All I crave for is recognition and love from my father > He gives me none > Get given menial tasks to complete for the family. Mostly shoveling s--- > Am I constant disappointment > The sheep pay me no attention > Half of them think of me as some twisted money demon > They don't care if I live or die. Neither does my father > Wish I had enough poison for the whole lot of you > Be eric trump. Pic unrel [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]
File: Tyrion Lannister.jpg (179 KB, 1436x800) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)01:34:45 No.76188859 > Be me, third child of golden lion > Have older brother, older sister > Sister is father's favorite, despite being a vapid airhead > Brother spends his life fighting fathers battles, struggling to live up to his name > The sheep love and fear my father's name, power and charisma > Father is raging hypocrite > Claims not to care for the opinions of the sheep, yet courts them every day > Father preaches good morals and values, yet lies, cheats and f---- w----- in secret > All I crave for is recognition and love from my father > He gives me none > Get given menial tasks to complete for the family. Mostly shoveling s--- > Am I constant disappointment > The sheep pay me no attention > Half of them think of me as some twisted money demon > They don't care if I live or die. Neither does my father > Wish I had enough poison for the whole lot of you > Be eric trump. Pic unrel [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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