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File: image0-38.gif (137 KB, 128x128) U Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)17:42:11 No.847146415 [Reply] >be me >go to florida for spring break or some s--- like that >grandparents have condo there so I stay with them >its 11:00 >go into kitchen to get drink >see grandfather jerking the ever loving s--- out of his d--- from behind the counter >turn away >pour some water and act like nothing happened >go back to room Why are we here? Just to suffer?
File: image0-38.gif (137 KB, 128x128) U Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)17:42:11 No.847146415 [Reply] >be me >go to florida for spring break or some s--- like that >grandparents have condo there so I stay with them >its 11:00 >go into kitchen to get drink >see grandfather jerking the ever loving s--- out of his d--- from behind the counter >turn away >pour some water and act like nothing happened >go back to room Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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Anon stalks his ex girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)09:32:35 No.846992635 >Be me >Ex gf has a new boyfriend >Let's go stalk the guy >Finds out he has a weed buisness >Find out he's not very smart >Starting a folder with all the proofs 112 KB JPG >Send it to the police >1 month later >Friend tells me that police had a warrant for her appartment, they found out that she was storing the weed for her bf >She's sleeping in jail right now Am la genius anons ?
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)09:32:35 No.846992635 >Be me >Ex gf has a new boyfriend >Let's go stalk the guy >Finds out he has a weed buisness >Find out he's not very smart >Starting a folder with all the proofs 112 KB JPG >Send it to the police >1 month later >Friend tells me that police had a warrant for her appartment, they found out that she was storing the weed for her bf >She's sleeping in jail right now Am la genius anons ?

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Annon has opinion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 847125353 1 godz. temu Guys, I'm malding. >be me >talking to this chick >asks me what I think about trans rights >lt'sShow Time.mp4 >start discussing it, she says her opinions, I tell her mine >going better than I expected >all of the sudden she tells me I'm a bad person >w--.jpeg >ask her why she tells me that >well Anon you're an idiot and don't deserve an opinion 110,4 kB JPG >... >is this bitch serious? >tell her I don't dislike her because of her opinions, it's a human right to have an opinion, having a different opinion is normal, and should be respected >get blocked Well that went like s---, I am angry, need to vent to another girl I like. >mention it in short >tells me she's sad I think like this /b/ro's, please convince me l'm not crazy to think transgenders are vile Frankenstein creations. Tl;dr - redpill me on transgenders 20 REPLIES 8 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 847125353 1 godz. temu Guys, I'm malding. >be me >talking to this chick >asks me what I think about trans rights >lt'sShow Time.mp4 >start discussing it, she says her opinions, I tell her mine >going better than I expected >all of the sudden she tells me I'm a bad person >w--.jpeg >ask her why she tells me that >well Anon you're an idiot and don't deserve an opinion 110,4 kB JPG >... >is this bitch serious? >tell her I don't dislike her because of her opinions, it's a human right to have an opinion, having a different opinion is normal, and should be respected >get blocked Well that went like s---, I am angry, need to vent to another girl I like. >mention it in short >tells me she's sad I think like this /b/ro's, please convince me l'm not crazy to think transgenders are vile Frankenstein creations. Tl;dr - redpill me on transgenders 20 REPLIES 8 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a good doctor | /r/Greentext

File: 1394137227174.jpg-(30 KB, 500x275, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:20:27 UTC-8 No.535908768 Replies: >>535908926 >>535909206 >playing TF2 >arena mode >whole team rushed out and died >all that was left was me and a heavy, I was playing medic at the time >I ran back to base and saw the heavy AFK >after a while he came back >"OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded he had food in his mouth >from what I can tell he was probably autistic or something, since he spoke Heavy's lines >always referred to me as "DOCTOR" >BLU team approached >"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR. NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR." >Popped the uber, and he killed the whole team >he adds me >every game we play I always go medic and he goes heavy >he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time >always thanks me "YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR" >I think he was poor since he never played any other games besides TF2 >when asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now" >he sounds sad and asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten up the mood >when he said no, I gave him a link to the video >he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking me about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart >asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber >I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber >he got sad again >"Maybe in the future" >he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE" -Few weeks later >he messaged me saying "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night" >it wasn't until tomorrow he got on -For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since it's the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name Continued O Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:21:52 UTC-8 No.535908926 Replies: >>535909256 >>535909332 File: 1394137312502.jpg-(32 KB, 264x269, image.jpg) >>535908768 (OP) >got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere near as good as you, DOCTOR" >he sent this message when I was already asleep, I have no f------ idea where he lives >always leave computer on, so that's how I got his messages (if anyone was wondering) >last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future." >by the time I read his messages he was already offline >never came back online for a year >yesterday he came online >greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long >it was his mom >"David (Heavy) died of heart failure, I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how him and the Doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but I was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on the computer he always had this smile on his face, and I've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor. Thank you for always making him happy. I'm selling his computer because we were never really wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer. Thank you again." >MFW I never replied >MFW I was just staring at that screen for hours
File: 1394137227174.jpg-(30 KB, 500x275, image.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:20:27 UTC-8 No.535908768 Replies: >>535908926 >>535909206 >playing TF2 >arena mode >whole team rushed out and died >all that was left was me and a heavy, I was playing medic at the time >I ran back to base and saw the heavy AFK >after a while he came back >"OH TEAM I AM MOST SORRY" in a voice that sounded he had food in his mouth >from what I can tell he was probably autistic or something, since he spoke Heavy's lines >always referred to me as "DOCTOR" >BLU team approached >"DOCTOR CHARGE ME WHEN BABY TEAM IS NEAR. NOW DOCTOR, HIT IT DOCTOR." >Popped the uber, and he killed the whole team >he adds me >every game we play I always go medic and he goes heavy >he always yells the battle cry of the heavy or laughs like him all the time >always thanks me "YOU ARE GREAT DOCTOR" >I think he was poor since he never played any other games besides TF2 >when asked all he responded was "DOCTOR, money is needed. Must collect money, but money is hard now" >he sounds sad and asked if he ever saw meet the medic to brighten up the mood >when he said no, I gave him a link to the video >he was very ecstatic and eagerly asking me about the part when the medic put the uber part on the heart >asked if it was possible to get new heart with uber >I said heart transplants are possible, but without uber >he got sad again >"Maybe in the future" >he then gave a heavy laugh and said "THEN DOCTOR, HEAVY WILL WAIT FOR FUTURE" -Few weeks later >he messaged me saying "DOCTOR, Heavy will not be fighting until later in the night" >it wasn't until tomorrow he got on -For the record he referenced himself as "Heavy" since it's the only class he ever played and it was in his steam name Continued O Anonymous (ID: E/JmhCVX) 03/06/14(Thu)12:21:52 UTC-8 No.535908926 Replies: >>535909256 >>535909332 File: 1394137312502.jpg-(32 KB, 264x269, image.jpg) >>535908768 (OP) >got message saying "DOCTOR, Heavy doesn't feel well. I go to other doctors, but they were nowhere near as good as you, DOCTOR" >he sent this message when I was already asleep, I have no f------ idea where he lives >always leave computer on, so that's how I got his messages (if anyone was wondering) >last message said "DOCTOR, Heavy will go now. But do not fear baby men on other team. You are good doctor. With you, victory is always good. Heavy will join in future." >by the time I read his messages he was already offline >never came back online for a year >yesterday he came online >greeted him and asked why he hasn't been online for so long >it was his mom >"David (Heavy) died of heart failure, I'm sorry. Are you the doctor he was always talking about? You're the only friend on his friends list. He was always going on how him and the Doctor were best friends and always leading the team to victory. I don't know what he was talking about, but I was happy that he was happy. Whenever he was on the computer he always had this smile on his face, and I've never seen him happier. He always stayed strong because he wanted to be with the Doctor. Thank you for always making him happy. I'm selling his computer because we were never really wealthy to begin with. If we were, he'd be here right now. I just wanted to see what was on his computer. Thank you again." >MFW I never replied >MFW I was just staring at that screen for hours

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Lactose tolerance | /r/Greentext

File: img-cow@2x.png (883 KB, 2348x1728) O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:20:08 No.9428825 [Reply] >>9429148 >>9429166 >>9429177 >>9429361 >>9429413 >be me >horny 19 yr cranking it daily >see image of Bel cow >reminded of youthful summers in France when that stupid f------ cow speaking frogspeak used to give me boners >not a Furry >decide to crank it anyway >Google images Bel cow p---, oddly lactation very popular. Not a fetish of mine but this firetruck red bovine with giant knockers looks f------ delish >brilliant idea pops into my horny skull >decide to go down and find a waterbottle with those rubber things you can drag up to drink >fill with milk and warm in the microwave >mother walks by >f---.zpr >Anon what are you doing microwaving an bottle of milk in the middle of the night? >make something up about needing proteins and warm milk helps me sleep >buys it >finally ready to crank, grab lube and find the hottest Pic of those red milkers >brother wakes up in the middle of the night in room next to mine >whatever he won't notice too, focused on the crimson orbs >flip the bottle and put it on my desk, crouch down and begin sucking out milk, crank it while staring up at the screen >this is the hottest s--- ever >mfw when I hear someone set foot in my room >mfw when I realize door was not completely closed and brother had been watching for undetermined time >mfw when I'm already past the point of no return and will c-- even if I stop cranking >turn around >my f------ face when I hear my disappointed father sigh and he and brother stands at door looking at me as j--- and milk drips to the ground and the fat red cow t--- are still on display on screen >cat joins and meows because family is there >mother comes out of bedroom because of commotion >everyone stares at me as I just sit there and clench my buttcheeks in cringe >brother calls me a degenerate, then everyone just goes back to bed while I clean up this happened yesterday and I still have not spoken to my family. Been learning japanese for about a year now, thinking of moving country to that or the states or rope.
File: img-cow@2x.png (883 KB, 2348x1728) O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)21:20:08 No.9428825 [Reply] >>9429148 >>9429166 >>9429177 >>9429361 >>9429413 >be me >horny 19 yr cranking it daily >see image of Bel cow >reminded of youthful summers in France when that stupid f------ cow speaking frogspeak used to give me boners >not a Furry >decide to crank it anyway >Google images Bel cow p---, oddly lactation very popular. Not a fetish of mine but this firetruck red bovine with giant knockers looks f------ delish >brilliant idea pops into my horny skull >decide to go down and find a waterbottle with those rubber things you can drag up to drink >fill with milk and warm in the microwave >mother walks by >f---.zpr >Anon what are you doing microwaving an bottle of milk in the middle of the night? >make something up about needing proteins and warm milk helps me sleep >buys it >finally ready to crank, grab lube and find the hottest Pic of those red milkers >brother wakes up in the middle of the night in room next to mine >whatever he won't notice too, focused on the crimson orbs >flip the bottle and put it on my desk, crouch down and begin sucking out milk, crank it while staring up at the screen >this is the hottest s--- ever >mfw when I hear someone set foot in my room >mfw when I realize door was not completely closed and brother had been watching for undetermined time >mfw when I'm already past the point of no return and will c-- even if I stop cranking >turn around >my f------ face when I hear my disappointed father sigh and he and brother stands at door looking at me as j--- and milk drips to the ground and the fat red cow t--- are still on display on screen >cat joins and meows because family is there >mother comes out of bedroom because of commotion >everyone stares at me as I just sit there and clench my buttcheeks in cringe >brother calls me a degenerate, then everyone just goes back to bed while I clean up this happened yesterday and I still have not spoken to my family. Been learning japanese for about a year now, thinking of moving country to that or the states or rope.

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Anon makes a call | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 62285033 19 min. ago >remembering that time in high school when I prank-called a funeral home to ask if I could use their property to film a necrophiliac parody p---- called Fake Hearse 104.0 kB PNG
Anonymous | 62285033 19 min. ago >remembering that time in high school when I prank-called a funeral home to ask if I could use their property to film a necrophiliac parody p---- called Fake Hearse 104.0 kB PNG

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Freud loves anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)03:01:32 No.62287238 >parents get divorced >covid happens and my mom wants me to move back home and do online classes >spending every day with her >she's my best friend now >start doing cheeky things like drinking together, flirting, hanging out in the hot tub together famy hem se with 11 KB JPG >invites me to share her bed on particularly drunk nights >cuddle watching tv and movies >one night I got hard pressed against her ass >she gave me a h------- >she now asks me to sleep in her bed every night >she's now sleeping naked >she's grinding against me every night| >giving me a long good night kiss every night Do I just do it? : Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)03:07:33 No.62287307 >>62287238 (OP) # (you) are the reason people give this board a bad name. Dude go post your bait on /soc/ or some other cuck s---. 43 KB JPG >>62288101 # >>62289519 # >>62289775 # >>62290569 #
: Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)03:01:32 No.62287238 >parents get divorced >covid happens and my mom wants me to move back home and do online classes >spending every day with her >she's my best friend now >start doing cheeky things like drinking together, flirting, hanging out in the hot tub together famy hem se with 11 KB JPG >invites me to share her bed on particularly drunk nights >cuddle watching tv and movies >one night I got hard pressed against her ass >she gave me a h------- >she now asks me to sleep in her bed every night >she's now sleeping naked >she's grinding against me every night| >giving me a long good night kiss every night Do I just do it? : Anonymous 02/12/21(Fri)03:07:33 No.62287307 >>62287238 (OP) # (you) are the reason people give this board a bad name. Dude go post your bait on /soc/ or some other cuck s---. 43 KB JPG >>62288101 # >>62289519 # >>62289775 # >>62290569 #

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Anon has watermelon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GKANVGPD ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shaliow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since
Anonymous (ID: GKANVGPD ) 02/26/14(Wed)21:05:52 UTC-8 >be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shaliow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no Never had watermelon since

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Anon is a rapper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/18(Tue)09:06:27 No.47648209 Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like: >big gun me shoot you >0oga booga >big red hate big blue >l got big wee wee 251 KB PNG >I shoot you again >and take your girlfriend
: Anonymous 08/21/18(Tue)09:06:27 No.47648209 Just in case nobody has heard rap before, let me show you what it sounds like: >big gun me shoot you >0oga booga >big red hate big blue >l got big wee wee 251 KB PNG >I shoot you again >and take your girlfriend

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Anon is a surgeon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god
Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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I wouldn't call him a Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:05:12 No.62174156 >hang out with chad friend from college >he's getting really into anime because of Netflix specials >he shows me his phone 92 KB JPG >He and his core friend group have a GroupMe where they trade pictures of anime girls >if someone was declared "best girl "and the comment got enough likes, the groupchat's theme and stream would change to her >they'd get into really brutal spats over who best girl was >lt was literally a waifu thread but with chadspeak >"I figured you'd approve" >I did externally >my face internally What the f--- is happening
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)17:05:12 No.62174156 >hang out with chad friend from college >he's getting really into anime because of Netflix specials >he shows me his phone 92 KB JPG >He and his core friend group have a GroupMe where they trade pictures of anime girls >if someone was declared "best girl "and the comment got enough likes, the groupchat's theme and stream would change to her >they'd get into really brutal spats over who best girl was >lt was literally a waifu thread but with chadspeak >"I figured you'd approve" >I did externally >my face internally What the f--- is happening

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Play telephone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous still lonely 02/11/21(Thu)20:30:32 No.62286882 >be me >15 >virgin >have crush on girl, thought she was an 8/10 at the time but thinking back on it she wasn't that hot 6 KB JPG >no parents home on a summer day, stoned and horny >hit her up, think I might actually have a chance because I got abs from wrestling and cross country, and I caught her checking me out a few times during the swimming segment of gym class >text her, get solid conversation going for maybe 15 mins >ask if she wants to come over >sex heavily implied >she says yes >rush over to pharmacy to buy a condom >its been a while and she never showed up >ask wya >leaves me on read >I text her the next day and ask what happened >she says it wasn't her, her friend took her phone while she wasn't looking and was texting me the entire time >3 1/2 years later that condom is still sitting in my desk drawer, lonely and unused why are people like this?
: Anonymous still lonely 02/11/21(Thu)20:30:32 No.62286882 >be me >15 >virgin >have crush on girl, thought she was an 8/10 at the time but thinking back on it she wasn't that hot 6 KB JPG >no parents home on a summer day, stoned and horny >hit her up, think I might actually have a chance because I got abs from wrestling and cross country, and I caught her checking me out a few times during the swimming segment of gym class >text her, get solid conversation going for maybe 15 mins >ask if she wants to come over >sex heavily implied >she says yes >rush over to pharmacy to buy a condom >its been a while and she never showed up >ask wya >leaves me on read >I text her the next day and ask what happened >she says it wasn't her, her friend took her phone while she wasn't looking and was texting me the entire time >3 1/2 years later that condom is still sitting in my desk drawer, lonely and unused why are people like this?

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This is your Captain speaking | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)22:48:26 No.1953297 File: birdpepe.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) >>1953300 >>1953377 >>1953452 >be me 26 year old CA >flight attendant is a loose cannon >shrillest voice in the industry >can hear her giving safety announcements through the door even with our noise- cancelling headsets on >be pulling into gate to park >20 feet to go >suddenly hear flight attendant start shrieking >she is yelling at passengers to sit down because we're not at the gate yet >didn't even bother to use the PA, just f------ yelled using her painfully shrill voice >LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SEAT BELT SIGN IS STILL ON, REMAIN SEATED >10 feet to go >I look at my FO >apologize for what's about to happen >he realizes what I'm about to do >eyes go wide, face goes pale >she's still yelling >5 feet >I haven't slowed down yet >lord have mercy on my soul >2 feet >Marshal gives a panicked X with his wands >this is the moment >I stomp on the brakes with my entire body weight >the aircraft comes to a violent stop, lurching forward and see-sawing while the landing gear attempts to absorb the sudden momentum shift >rightontheline.tiff >l hear someone in the back scream >a handful of people fall over and onto other passengers >other passengers p-----, why TF were these morons unbuckling, standing, and falling all over us >give a fake apology over the PA about the sudden stop, blame the ramp crew >some passengers give me a knowing smirk while they deplane >flight attendant thanks me for validating her sperging >mfw 76 people will never unbuckle during taxi ever again
O Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)22:48:26 No.1953297 File: birdpepe.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) >>1953300 >>1953377 >>1953452 >be me 26 year old CA >flight attendant is a loose cannon >shrillest voice in the industry >can hear her giving safety announcements through the door even with our noise- cancelling headsets on >be pulling into gate to park >20 feet to go >suddenly hear flight attendant start shrieking >she is yelling at passengers to sit down because we're not at the gate yet >didn't even bother to use the PA, just f------ yelled using her painfully shrill voice >LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SEAT BELT SIGN IS STILL ON, REMAIN SEATED >10 feet to go >I look at my FO >apologize for what's about to happen >he realizes what I'm about to do >eyes go wide, face goes pale >she's still yelling >5 feet >I haven't slowed down yet >lord have mercy on my soul >2 feet >Marshal gives a panicked X with his wands >this is the moment >I stomp on the brakes with my entire body weight >the aircraft comes to a violent stop, lurching forward and see-sawing while the landing gear attempts to absorb the sudden momentum shift >rightontheline.tiff >l hear someone in the back scream >a handful of people fall over and onto other passengers >other passengers p-----, why TF were these morons unbuckling, standing, and falling all over us >give a fake apology over the PA about the sudden stop, blame the ramp crew >some passengers give me a knowing smirk while they deplane >flight attendant thanks me for validating her sperging >mfw 76 people will never unbuckle during taxi ever again

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The defenses have to hold | /r/Greentext

File: st,small,507x507-pad,600x(..).jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)06:47:22 No.62277845 [Reply] ►>>62278263 >Be me >Working from home, get email that new "Corporate Facebook" thing called Yammer for my company and sister-companies to use. >sign up, set profile picture to image related, post every morning some variation of "Have an awesome day everyone! :)" >Manager calls me last night >"Someone from the sister-company complained your profile picture was racist" he says >"How.. is Pepe, a smiling happy frog, racist?" >He does some quick googling, takes my side, but says he still has to ask me to change it because someone got the wrong idea >okfine.jpg >Spend a few hours frustrated, email him 4 paragraph email on how Pepe isn't racist, Hong Kong protesters use it, it originated from the "Boys club" comic, etc. Say whoever complained is completely wrong, and I am not going to use Yammer any more. His move, let's see what happens today boys, should I update? I have literally over 100k Pepe's on my PC, and it's only racist if you make it racist. I just want to use my happy frog and be happy.
File: st,small,507x507-pad,600x(..).jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)06:47:22 No.62277845 [Reply] ►>>62278263 >Be me >Working from home, get email that new "Corporate Facebook" thing called Yammer for my company and sister-companies to use. >sign up, set profile picture to image related, post every morning some variation of "Have an awesome day everyone! :)" >Manager calls me last night >"Someone from the sister-company complained your profile picture was racist" he says >"How.. is Pepe, a smiling happy frog, racist?" >He does some quick googling, takes my side, but says he still has to ask me to change it because someone got the wrong idea >okfine.jpg >Spend a few hours frustrated, email him 4 paragraph email on how Pepe isn't racist, Hong Kong protesters use it, it originated from the "Boys club" comic, etc. Say whoever complained is completely wrong, and I am not going to use Yammer any more. His move, let's see what happens today boys, should I update? I have literally over 100k Pepe's on my PC, and it's only racist if you make it racist. I just want to use my happy frog and be happy.

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Alien Anon makes contact with human anons | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMHPIK) E 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: EBF2YQ/3) E 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240 22113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMHPIK) E 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: EBF2YQ/3) E 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240 22113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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Anon likes beans. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:23:18 No.847133137 > Be me, 20. > Love beans, love how they taste, love how 6 days worth of food is 2 dollars. > worship Bush every night > friends think I'm gross, think beans are trashy > Try to explain to them that literally every nutrient you could ever need is in BUSH'S BEST Original NEO BAKED BEANS MGH N FA 317 KB JPG beans, its a nectar of the gods. > Call me names like filthy and stinky > "Anon, why do you fart so much?" > "Anon, you're making me waste all my money on candles, please go be smelly somewhere else" > Finally roommate says something that hits really hard > Realize I may never have a wife unless she's both deaf and nose-blind Or I give up beans > The choice here is obvious >I fall further into my self-destructive spiral and addiction to beans, I sacrifice all my basic needs for beans > stop drinking water, bushs bean juice will suffice > drop out of college to continue my studies in beans. > family refuses to speak to me, or even come within 10 feet of my bean forcefield > Decide l'll show the world this wasn't all for nothing > Spend a full week eating beans til my stomach physically can't take anymore. > Empty cans everywhere, paychecks all gone. > Already gained 20 pounds > If I eat one more bean ill explode like that scene in Monty Python Meaning of Life > Step outside. > My jaw unhinges to open my mouth to an inhuman diameter >I suck in all air within a 1 mile radius like Kirby. > Even inhale my neighbor while I'm at it. > Everyone's in shock, paralyzed in fear. > They know something's coming but don't even have the time to realize it > In an instant, the air in my stomach collides with the sulfur of the beans with such force that it has knocked off a neutron > something once thought to be impossible > invent the first radioactive sulfur isotope, with such untapped raw power, it makes humanities most powerful warheads look like bottle rockets. > squeeze my cheeks together > release Tsar Farta > My face melts off > The international space station wobbles View Thread
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:23:18 No.847133137 > Be me, 20. > Love beans, love how they taste, love how 6 days worth of food is 2 dollars. > worship Bush every night > friends think I'm gross, think beans are trashy > Try to explain to them that literally every nutrient you could ever need is in BUSH'S BEST Original NEO BAKED BEANS MGH N FA 317 KB JPG beans, its a nectar of the gods. > Call me names like filthy and stinky > "Anon, why do you fart so much?" > "Anon, you're making me waste all my money on candles, please go be smelly somewhere else" > Finally roommate says something that hits really hard > Realize I may never have a wife unless she's both deaf and nose-blind Or I give up beans > The choice here is obvious >I fall further into my self-destructive spiral and addiction to beans, I sacrifice all my basic needs for beans > stop drinking water, bushs bean juice will suffice > drop out of college to continue my studies in beans. > family refuses to speak to me, or even come within 10 feet of my bean forcefield > Decide l'll show the world this wasn't all for nothing > Spend a full week eating beans til my stomach physically can't take anymore. > Empty cans everywhere, paychecks all gone. > Already gained 20 pounds > If I eat one more bean ill explode like that scene in Monty Python Meaning of Life > Step outside. > My jaw unhinges to open my mouth to an inhuman diameter >I suck in all air within a 1 mile radius like Kirby. > Even inhale my neighbor while I'm at it. > Everyone's in shock, paralyzed in fear. > They know something's coming but don't even have the time to realize it > In an instant, the air in my stomach collides with the sulfur of the beans with such force that it has knocked off a neutron > something once thought to be impossible > invent the first radioactive sulfur isotope, with such untapped raw power, it makes humanities most powerful warheads look like bottle rockets. > squeeze my cheeks together > release Tsar Farta > My face melts off > The international space station wobbles View Thread

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Sage advice | /r/Greentext

File: kermit-the-frog-recording(.).jpg (12 KB, 288x288) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:50:42 No.847138993 [Reply] how can someone be around females in public and not come off as a desperate loser? Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:52:13 No.847139091 Step one: stop calling them "females" like some autist.
File: kermit-the-frog-recording(.).jpg (12 KB, 288x288) O Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:50:42 No.847138993 [Reply] how can someone be around females in public and not come off as a desperate loser? Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)14:52:13 No.847139091 Step one: stop calling them "females" like some autist.

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You are not special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)23:34:27 No.146410665 >MY LIFE IS PEACEFUL AND I HAVE NO PHYSICAL THREATS AND PLENTY OF FOOD 97 KB JPG AAAAAAAAAAАННННННННННННННННННННННН ННННННННННННННННН >l'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE : Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)23:36:56 No.146410766 >NOO00000000000000 I HAVE TO WORK IN AN AIR CONDITIONED OFFICE ALL DAY INSTEAD OF DOING HARD MANUAL LABOR FOR 12 HOURS AAAAAAААAАННННННН НELP МЕ
: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)23:34:27 No.146410665 >MY LIFE IS PEACEFUL AND I HAVE NO PHYSICAL THREATS AND PLENTY OF FOOD 97 KB JPG AAAAAAAAAAАННННННННННННННННННННННН ННННННННННННННННН >l'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE : Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)23:36:56 No.146410766 >NOO00000000000000 I HAVE TO WORK IN AN AIR CONDITIONED OFFICE ALL DAY INSTEAD OF DOING HARD MANUAL LABOR FOR 12 HOURS AAAAAAААAАННННННН НELP МЕ

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Brain cloud | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)00:01:29 No.146411840 >have comfy job I enjoy >can watch videos and listen to music all day while I work >but for no reason I can't stand being there 3.29 MB GIF >walk in at exactly 8am and walk out the second it hits 4pm even if I'm mid conversation >get home and do literally the exact same s--- I do at work for fun I can't understand it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)00:01:29 No.146411840 >have comfy job I enjoy >can watch videos and listen to music all day while I work >but for no reason I can't stand being there 3.29 MB GIF >walk in at exactly 8am and walk out the second it hits 4pm even if I'm mid conversation >get home and do literally the exact same s--- I do at work for fun I can't understand it

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Anon's trash story | /r/Greentext

File: 1613036605958.jpg (79 KB, 982x539) Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)18:35:45 No.847104668 >be me >too lazy to throw out trash >trash can is 600 meters away >they are starting to smell really bad idea.exe >take empty Amazon box >tape it as pefectly i can to look brand new >put it out in front of door >1 days passess >wake up >go to check package >its gonne xd.png >next day two n------ come at my door knocking >open door >see package >they are angry as f--- >short n---- says something in the words of why did you pranked us n---- what.jpeg >close door from fear >call police cause they wouldn't leave >they hear sirens and run away mfw f------ left the package on my front door again <> Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)18:38:54 No.847104802 ► >>847104846 >>847104668_(OP) cool story /b/ro
File: 1613036605958.jpg (79 KB, 982x539) Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)18:35:45 No.847104668 >be me >too lazy to throw out trash >trash can is 600 meters away >they are starting to smell really bad idea.exe >take empty Amazon box >tape it as pefectly i can to look brand new >put it out in front of door >1 days passess >wake up >go to check package >its gonne xd.png >next day two n------ come at my door knocking >open door >see package >they are angry as f--- >short n---- says something in the words of why did you pranked us n---- what.jpeg >close door from fear >call police cause they wouldn't leave >they hear sirens and run away mfw f------ left the package on my front door again <> Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)18:38:54 No.847104802 ► >>847104846 >>847104668_(OP) cool story /b/ro

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