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Anon has cat | /r/Greentext

1h: 45652232· 9 Replies · 3 Images JPG · 13KB · (255 × 218) 2 Replies good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat
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Anon has a sad life | /r/Greentext

>playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG
>playing a single player shooter game >spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo types and never using them >only use the s-------- weapons and ammo because "I might need the good stuff later" >complete the final mission >suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever having fun with the coolest weapons in it >realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life 128,0 kB PNG

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Anon buys computer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)00:02:53 No.846555747 >be me old af >lonely and retard kids never visit >idea.jpg >buy computer >browse p--- >bigtis.jpg >no errection >check mailbox >"VIAGRA SUPER HARD BUY NOW" >enter CC number >mail arrives >browse p--- try again >vagin.png >d--- gets hard >fapfap furiously >mfw heart attack my retarded kids find me a month later in the house with decomposed d--- out
Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)00:02:53 No.846555747 >be me old af >lonely and retard kids never visit >idea.jpg >buy computer >browse p--- >bigtis.jpg >no errection >check mailbox >"VIAGRA SUPER HARD BUY NOW" >enter CC number >mail arrives >browse p--- try again >vagin.png >d--- gets hard >fapfap furiously >mfw heart attack my retarded kids find me a month later in the house with decomposed d--- out

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Anon feels happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:29:17 No.846604161 >be me >never feel any happiness >only reason to keep living is that I'm curious if some disaster or alien attack will happen within my lifetime 35 KB JPG >corona.exe >watch news about hospitals burning down due to overused power grid and oxygen rich atmosphere >see earth slowly get rekt >see planet of the apes 4 live action in the US >see questionable af vaccines being made >see people dying >see better and better strains of covid appearing >life is interesting >feel happy
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:29:17 No.846604161 >be me >never feel any happiness >only reason to keep living is that I'm curious if some disaster or alien attack will happen within my lifetime 35 KB JPG >corona.exe >watch news about hospitals burning down due to overused power grid and oxygen rich atmosphere >see earth slowly get rekt >see planet of the apes 4 live action in the US >see questionable af vaccines being made >see people dying >see better and better strains of covid appearing >life is interesting >feel happy

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Anon fails to understand boomers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/20(Fri)08:33:02 No.842083684 How the f--- are boomers alive >Have lead based paint on everything from toys to the walls of your house >Lead in your gasoline >Asbestos was simply the bestos for fireproofing 32 KB JPG >lt also made for good fake snow to put on your Christmas tree >OSHA was just the name of a small town in Wisconsin >Fender Benders could snap your neck >Any car crash above 30 MPH would kill you >Ship all the men over to 'nam >Expose them to agent orange
: Anonymous 12/11/20(Fri)08:33:02 No.842083684 How the f--- are boomers alive >Have lead based paint on everything from toys to the walls of your house >Lead in your gasoline >Asbestos was simply the bestos for fireproofing 32 KB JPG >lt also made for good fake snow to put on your Christmas tree >OSHA was just the name of a small town in Wisconsin >Fender Benders could snap your neck >Any car crash above 30 MPH would kill you >Ship all the men over to 'nam >Expose them to agent orange

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Kidnon gets grounded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:05:31 No.62186626 >be me in kindergarden >see fat girl complain that her tummy hurts >remember that she ate way too much for lunch that day >stupid me tells her that she shouldnt eat so much or her tummy will hurt >gets very mad and tells the supervisors 121 KB PNG that I called her fat >they get mad on me call my parents and ground me >"b-but I just told her to eat less becau..." >you fat shaming kidnon thats so rude of you GROUNDED This is one of the first times I have experienced fat roastie entitlement
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)07:05:31 No.62186626 >be me in kindergarden >see fat girl complain that her tummy hurts >remember that she ate way too much for lunch that day >stupid me tells her that she shouldnt eat so much or her tummy will hurt >gets very mad and tells the supervisors 121 KB PNG that I called her fat >they get mad on me call my parents and ground me >"b-but I just told her to eat less becau..." >you fat shaming kidnon thats so rude of you GROUNDED This is one of the first times I have experienced fat roastie entitlement

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Speaking in code | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:04:50 No.62180722 >"Anon, I really think you should major in engineering" >"No thanks, not interested" >"Anon, you're good at math, why don't you get into engineering?" >"I already said I wasn't interested" >"But you're good at math, you'd be 628 KB GIF good at engineering" >"Me being good at it doesn't mean I enjoy it" >"Anon, I decided to sign you up for the engineering orientation" >"Well, that's not what I wanted-" >"C'mon anon, I know you'll love engineering" >"Anon, just try out engineering" >"| said I didn't want to-" >"Just give it a try, you'll be good at it" >"I don't really... okay" What the f--- is wrong with parents these days? I'm gonna spend at least a year stuck doing courses I hate just because they want to be able to brag to their Facebook friends about how their son is studying engineering.
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)20:04:50 No.62180722 >"Anon, I really think you should major in engineering" >"No thanks, not interested" >"Anon, you're good at math, why don't you get into engineering?" >"I already said I wasn't interested" >"But you're good at math, you'd be 628 KB GIF good at engineering" >"Me being good at it doesn't mean I enjoy it" >"Anon, I decided to sign you up for the engineering orientation" >"Well, that's not what I wanted-" >"C'mon anon, I know you'll love engineering" >"Anon, just try out engineering" >"| said I didn't want to-" >"Just give it a try, you'll be good at it" >"I don't really... okay" What the f--- is wrong with parents these days? I'm gonna spend at least a year stuck doing courses I hate just because they want to be able to brag to their Facebook friends about how their son is studying engineering.

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Anon is British | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)12:15:33 No.138991473 Bottle of water Bo'ohw'o'wo'er 米 20210204-234506-PrimatBets-id4386713.png 152 KB PNG Do they really?
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)12:15:33 No.138991473 Bottle of water Bo'ohw'o'wo'er 米 20210204-234506-PrimatBets-id4386713.png 152 KB PNG Do they really?

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Anon is a h4ck3r | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)15:38:27 No.80046749 >pirate game >screen flashes to black and my background is gone 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)15:41:19 No.80046775 >>80046749 (OP) # >pirate game >OS is now in hebrew
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)15:38:27 No.80046749 >pirate game >screen flashes to black and my background is gone 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)15:41:19 No.80046775 >>80046749 (OP) # >pirate game >OS is now in hebrew

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Anon supports the disabled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)10:12:12 No.543170328 >>543168960 (OP) # >be villain >designing labyrinth to house my treasure/secret weapon >fill it with traps and hire mercenaries to guard it >install wheelchair ramps next to staircases because I want to make it accessible for disabled 38 KB JPG adventurers
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)10:12:12 No.543170328 >>543168960 (OP) # >be villain >designing labyrinth to house my treasure/secret weapon >fill it with traps and hire mercenaries to guard it >install wheelchair ramps next to staircases because I want to make it accessible for disabled 38 KB JPG adventurers

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Anon wants drone | /r/Greentext

>be me >live on second floor >want a drone so bad think theyre cool >dad buys drone >wants to surprize me >he comes with the drone to my window >im jerking off >see drone >start f------ screaming >dad starts screaming >crashes drone >what to do now
>be me >live on second floor >want a drone so bad think theyre cool >dad buys drone >wants to surprize me >he comes with the drone to my window >im jerking off >see drone >start f------ screaming >dad starts screaming >crashes drone >what to do now

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Rise of the Planet of the Monke | /r/Greentext

File: 1325296312001.jpg (15 KB, 271x290) Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)04:49:30 No.62186101 [Reply] >>62186787 >>62186864 Why are people so insanely f------ stupid? >Be me in school >Around 13/14 >In maths >4/10 girl sits on my table and so does 6/10 girl >"Anon?" >Yes? >"Is brexit a country?" >Mfw we both live in the uk >"No it isn't a country" >"Oh okay, thanks anon" >Get back to work >"Oh and anon? >"Yes?" >"Is Africa a country?" Genuinely lost hope for the future for a while after that
File: 1325296312001.jpg (15 KB, 271x290) Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)04:49:30 No.62186101 [Reply] >>62186787 >>62186864 Why are people so insanely f------ stupid? >Be me in school >Around 13/14 >In maths >4/10 girl sits on my table and so does 6/10 girl >"Anon?" >Yes? >"Is brexit a country?" >Mfw we both live in the uk >"No it isn't a country" >"Oh okay, thanks anon" >Get back to work >"Oh and anon? >"Yes?" >"Is Africa a country?" Genuinely lost hope for the future for a while after that

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Anon likes cons | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 10 >3rd class in elementary >Feel the need to piss >Go to bathroom >Piss, but feel the log coming on >Started farting, sharting while still 317 KB PNG pissing >Not gonna make it to the stall >S--- in urinal, hoping the blue color of the soap would balance out the celery green s--- >Nope, smells like dashcon still >Throw water from the sink into the urinal hoping it would wash it out >Been in there for at least 20 minuted by now >The urinal looks like an art project you would see in California, s--- and piss and soap started leaking onto the floor tiles >Give up, go back to class >The whole bathroom was out of order for a week >Janitor slipped on it the first time he entered the mess >Nobody ever asked who it was
>Be me, 10 >3rd class in elementary >Feel the need to piss >Go to bathroom >Piss, but feel the log coming on >Started farting, sharting while still 317 KB PNG pissing >Not gonna make it to the stall >S--- in urinal, hoping the blue color of the soap would balance out the celery green s--- >Nope, smells like dashcon still >Throw water from the sink into the urinal hoping it would wash it out >Been in there for at least 20 minuted by now >The urinal looks like an art project you would see in California, s--- and piss and soap started leaking onto the floor tiles >Give up, go back to class >The whole bathroom was out of order for a week >Janitor slipped on it the first time he entered the mess >Nobody ever asked who it was

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Anon finds inner peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)23:38:58 No.846558294 >be me >gf broke up with me yesterday >it sucks but the feelings mutual >don't want another one for a little bit >use the money i was gonna spend on valentine's day for her on myself >buy he-man and skeletor >innerpeace.jpg 256 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)23:38:58 No.846558294 >be me >gf broke up with me yesterday >it sucks but the feelings mutual >don't want another one for a little bit >use the money i was gonna spend on valentine's day for her on myself >buy he-man and skeletor >innerpeace.jpg 256 KB PNG

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Anon has a tall gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.805828449 >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her 25 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/29/19(Mon)12:55:52 No.805828449 >be me >be 5"5 manlet >dating a 6"3 girl >everytime we get into an argument she just lifts me up and puts me on this high cupboard >cant leave untill i say sorry to her 25 KB PNG

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Geography for beginners | /r/Greentext

>be north korea >sanctioned by basically everyone >need to spend half of budget on military to survive as a nation >get mocked internationally >have to protect top scientists from assassination 404 KB JPG >only resource is s----- coal >land is hard to farm and mostly infertile >still have rapidly growing GDP >have nuclear energy >building new cities where people once starved >have a ski resort, water park, etc >be africa >get world aid from basically everyone one >people sent over to help with development >get loan forgiveness >have 60% of the worlds mineral wealth >vast plots of very fertile land >have oil, coal, uranium as energy resources >still poor >fight each other 24/7 >nothing works >barely have roads and electricity >mass famines occur all the time why is africa so useless?
>be north korea >sanctioned by basically everyone >need to spend half of budget on military to survive as a nation >get mocked internationally >have to protect top scientists from assassination 404 KB JPG >only resource is s----- coal >land is hard to farm and mostly infertile >still have rapidly growing GDP >have nuclear energy >building new cities where people once starved >have a ski resort, water park, etc >be africa >get world aid from basically everyone one >people sent over to help with development >get loan forgiveness >have 60% of the worlds mineral wealth >vast plots of very fertile land >have oil, coal, uranium as energy resources >still poor >fight each other 24/7 >nothing works >barely have roads and electricity >mass famines occur all the time why is africa so useless?

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OP is a Fake Alpha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)03:33:16 No.846600151 Im the most Alpha person in here 31 KB PNG | Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)03:35:18 No.846600227 >>846600151 (OP) # >weak chin >s----- haircut >low res photo >looks like a school shooter >probably anorexic s--- bait f----- 1/10 beta as s---
: Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)03:33:16 No.846600151 Im the most Alpha person in here 31 KB PNG | Anonymous 02/05/21(Fri)03:35:18 No.846600227 >>846600151 (OP) # >weak chin >s----- haircut >low res photo >looks like a school shooter >probably anorexic s--- bait f----- 1/10 beta as s---

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Anon plays World of Warcraft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:37:30 No.543119594 Zandeiwi Trol Panten WoW Height.png 3.17 MB PNG >play WoW on a US RP server >blizzard introduces new black skin tones for humans >my character of 11 years is a human warrior >l decide to take advantage of the new stuff >make him black and give him a new face >attend a guild event >l start getting whispers going "Uhmmm w--??" >guild chat erupts with people commenting that my character is suddenly black >they tell me I can't just change my character's race >l'm "culturally appropriating black culture" and that "those new additions weren't made for people like me" >guild leader wants to discuss it in discord where he tells me that he knows l'm white IRL and it's "just not okay" Am I really in the wrong here? Apart from playing on an RP server, obviously.
: Anonymous 02/04/21(Thu)22:37:30 No.543119594 Zandeiwi Trol Panten WoW Height.png 3.17 MB PNG >play WoW on a US RP server >blizzard introduces new black skin tones for humans >my character of 11 years is a human warrior >l decide to take advantage of the new stuff >make him black and give him a new face >attend a guild event >l start getting whispers going "Uhmmm w--??" >guild chat erupts with people commenting that my character is suddenly black >they tell me I can't just change my character's race >l'm "culturally appropriating black culture" and that "those new additions weren't made for people like me" >guild leader wants to discuss it in discord where he tells me that he knows l'm white IRL and it's "just not okay" Am I really in the wrong here? Apart from playing on an RP server, obviously.

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Anon buys Sekiro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Today at Gamestop 04/16/19(Tue)11:06:28 No.458697650 Flease be patiet I have ounien >Getting checked out by qt3.14 cashier girl >easily an 8/10 >buying Sekiro today >cashier girl asks "Do you want to donate to autism speaks today?" >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop speaking all together" 43 KB JPG >Her f------ face >The absolute disgust What the f--- is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?
: Anonymous Today at Gamestop 04/16/19(Tue)11:06:28 No.458697650 Flease be patiet I have ounien >Getting checked out by qt3.14 cashier girl >easily an 8/10 >buying Sekiro today >cashier girl asks "Do you want to donate to autism speaks today?" >"Haha no actually i'd prefer they stop speaking all together" 43 KB JPG >Her f------ face >The absolute disgust What the f--- is wrong with me /v/? Why did I have to waste 6 years of my life on this godforsaken site?

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Anon meets chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind 11 KB JPG computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >0-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i willt each you deadlifts" Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real. My king My liege WE WILL MAKE IT!
: Anonymous 06/30/19(Sun)18:45:12 No.51382509 >first time in gym >my very first excercise is bench >next to me are some zoomers and wiggers >they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind 11 KB JPG computer 24/7" >About to cry >make up some b------- like im thristy and go to toilets so i can pack and leave >Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench >It's m------------ Chad just like from the memes >say yea >Asks if i will spot him >0-okay >We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym >He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected >Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i willt each you deadlifts" Is this how chads are? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dream but it was all real. My king My liege WE WILL MAKE IT!

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