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anon has never felt the touch of a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 62038692 59 min ago •00 Why do men seem more "human" than women? >men experience happiness deeper >men experience sadness deeper >men experience loneliness deeper >men experience planning better >men experience patriotism and comradery deeper >men think more abstractly >men are generally more humble 67.6 kB JPG
Anonymous | 62038692 59 min ago •00 Why do men seem more "human" than women? >men experience happiness deeper >men experience sadness deeper >men experience loneliness deeper >men experience planning better >men experience patriotism and comradery deeper >men think more abstractly >men are generally more humble 67.6 kB JPG

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Anon has ADHD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/17(Sat)02:15:53 No.745911424 >Be me >Have to take pills from ADHD because autisitc Your autism level has increased >Open bottle >2 pills get on my hand instead of one 11 KB JPG >Get angry and throw the entire bottle with pills across the room >Spend the next 10 minutes picking up 90 pills off the ground Has anyone else done this, I can't possibly be the only one?
: Anonymous 09/23/17(Sat)02:15:53 No.745911424 >Be me >Have to take pills from ADHD because autisitc Your autism level has increased >Open bottle >2 pills get on my hand instead of one 11 KB JPG >Get angry and throw the entire bottle with pills across the room >Spend the next 10 minutes picking up 90 pills off the ground Has anyone else done this, I can't possibly be the only one?

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e v e r y d a y | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)19:19:39 No.809464253 >wake up >day ruined 113 KB JPG 4 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)19:19:39 No.809464253 >wake up >day ruined 113 KB JPG 4 Replies View Thread

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Anon's gambit | /r/Greentext

>play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while Il'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid
>play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while Il'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my 91 KB JPG computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid

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Anon is obese | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-fat-head-mouth-open-(...).jpg (6 KB, 200x127) O Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)12:14:47 No.845793327 >be me > 380 pounds >fatasfuck.co >go to mall to buy vidya >vidya store on second story >reach escalator >escalator is broken but can still walk up >fuckfuckfuck.png >normies behind me tell me to use elevator >fuckoffnormie.exe >after 15 minutes climbed half of escalator >queue is forming >people scream and holler at me >20 minutes later I reach the top >succes.net >no one claps > collapse on the floor >have heart attack and die >mfw
File: pepe-fat-head-mouth-open-(...).jpg (6 KB, 200x127) O Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)12:14:47 No.845793327 >be me > 380 pounds >fatasfuck.co >go to mall to buy vidya >vidya store on second story >reach escalator >escalator is broken but can still walk up >fuckfuckfuck.png >normies behind me tell me to use elevator >fuckoffnormie.exe >after 15 minutes climbed half of escalator >queue is forming >people scream and holler at me >20 minutes later I reach the top >succes.net >no one claps > collapse on the floor >have heart attack and die >mfw

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)19:16:08 No.62033683 >one chance at life >born small penis manlet 11 KB JPG 9 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)19:16:08 No.62033683 >one chance at life >born small penis manlet 11 KB JPG 9 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon is a mad lad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
: Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:30:36 No.49047062 >Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon is a Redditor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)01:51:32 No.845789880 >be me >all I do is YouTube and play video games >on weekdays days I neglect my school work >no gf or friends 109 KB JPG >not a day goes by where I don't pretend l'm being cuddled while falling asleep >conversation with family never lasts more than a minute Is this it? Is this life? Is this the reason why god created us? Just to suffer?
: Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)01:51:32 No.845789880 >be me >all I do is YouTube and play video games >on weekdays days I neglect my school work >no gf or friends 109 KB JPG >not a day goes by where I don't pretend l'm being cuddled while falling asleep >conversation with family never lasts more than a minute Is this it? Is this life? Is this the reason why god created us? Just to suffer?

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Anon is the ultimate simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)14:10:45 No.46126817 >take toothbrush >brush the inside of my rectum >start to bleed >put tampon in ass >repeat for three days >stop for four weeks >repeat 806 KB PNG >like i'm having my period >feel so empowered and feminine >there's something about menstruation >sometimes when i'm in the menstruation aisle in Boots, I see a girl buying pads >give her a knowing smile >sometimes i feel them smile back internally >feel like we're part of a sisterhood
: Anonymous 06/15/18(Fri)14:10:45 No.46126817 >take toothbrush >brush the inside of my rectum >start to bleed >put tampon in ass >repeat for three days >stop for four weeks >repeat 806 KB PNG >like i'm having my period >feel so empowered and feminine >there's something about menstruation >sometimes when i'm in the menstruation aisle in Boots, I see a girl buying pads >give her a knowing smile >sometimes i feel them smile back internally >feel like we're part of a sisterhood

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Anon uses the bathroom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:32:45 No.845748957 >go to take a s--- >it doesn't come out "clean" so I have to spend 10 minutes wiping my ass with s----- damp toilet paper to get rid of all of it > day ruined > 278 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:33:56 No.845749038 >>845748957(OP)# wait why is the toilet paper damp
: Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:32:45 No.845748957 >go to take a s--- >it doesn't come out "clean" so I have to spend 10 minutes wiping my ass with s----- damp toilet paper to get rid of all of it > day ruined > 278 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)17:33:56 No.845749038 >>845748957(OP)# wait why is the toilet paper damp

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Anon got more than he bargained for | /r/Greentext

>Finally got a gf >She never leaves me alone >No time for personal hobbies anymore >No time to smoke weed anymore >Talks to me everyday on the phone about some boring woman bs 6 KB PNG >Think about breaking up at times but I can't go back to the lonely void >Sex is cool too I guess | Have I been alone for too long? Being in a relationship is f------ exhausting.
>Finally got a gf >She never leaves me alone >No time for personal hobbies anymore >No time to smoke weed anymore >Talks to me everyday on the phone about some boring woman bs 6 KB PNG >Think about breaking up at times but I can't go back to the lonely void >Sex is cool too I guess | Have I been alone for too long? Being in a relationship is f------ exhausting.

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Anon likes orange | /r/Greentext


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Anon has secs with bottle | /r/Greentext


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Anon life was changed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WjLRHwvF /pol/ Anons saved my life. 01/26/21(Tue)01:12:56 No.305042042 Whats your story where Anons helped you out or left a positiv impact on your life? Heres a story about how 3 anons saved me from being homeless, morale & motivation self 68 КВ PNG destruction. >me, mid-20, no senpai, alone >jobless for months >lose 8kg, almost just skins and bones >money gets short, lose apartment &move in to s----- hostel >eating bread everyday & bread with eggs on weekends >no hope for job, since months my morale & psyche starts going to s---, no hope & 5eur left knowing il be homeless in a few days since I cant afford the hostel anymore & eith it will lose all hope for starting a new job with no internet etc Some american Anon makes a thread asking how poor euroanons can live without good food >me casually responding to the thread telling him that I dont know how I do it & you have no other options netherless >thinks nothing, keep browsing other /pol/ threads & masturbating >checks the thread 30min later >3 anons, 1american, 1indian & 1australian asks me for my bitcoin wallet(OP anon felt bad for me since he was the one starting the thread) >first I was thinking they want to f--- with me or whatever, but just in case I immedetaly start downloading a bitcoin app & create a wallet & post it >checks my bitcoin wallet & start freaking out as OP anon send me(on my saving method) a month worth of food in bitcoin >tears coming out >second anon from india sends me the same amount as OP &I start freaking out in the hostel walking with unknown energy & uplifted psyche >me starts wondering who the f--- these anons are, thanking them & explaining that if I was a girl I would give them p----
: Anonymous (ID: WjLRHwvF /pol/ Anons saved my life. 01/26/21(Tue)01:12:56 No.305042042 Whats your story where Anons helped you out or left a positiv impact on your life? Heres a story about how 3 anons saved me from being homeless, morale & motivation self 68 КВ PNG destruction. >me, mid-20, no senpai, alone >jobless for months >lose 8kg, almost just skins and bones >money gets short, lose apartment &move in to s----- hostel >eating bread everyday & bread with eggs on weekends >no hope for job, since months my morale & psyche starts going to s---, no hope & 5eur left knowing il be homeless in a few days since I cant afford the hostel anymore & eith it will lose all hope for starting a new job with no internet etc Some american Anon makes a thread asking how poor euroanons can live without good food >me casually responding to the thread telling him that I dont know how I do it & you have no other options netherless >thinks nothing, keep browsing other /pol/ threads & masturbating >checks the thread 30min later >3 anons, 1american, 1indian & 1australian asks me for my bitcoin wallet(OP anon felt bad for me since he was the one starting the thread) >first I was thinking they want to f--- with me or whatever, but just in case I immedetaly start downloading a bitcoin app & create a wallet & post it >checks my bitcoin wallet & start freaking out as OP anon send me(on my saving method) a month worth of food in bitcoin >tears coming out >second anon from india sends me the same amount as OP &I start freaking out in the hostel walking with unknown energy & uplifted psyche >me starts wondering who the f--- these anons are, thanking them & explaining that if I was a girl I would give them p----

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a snitch | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)13:57:06 No.62027701 File: thumb_motorcycle-pepe-2729905.png (22 KB, 200x256) >>62027882 >be at work delivering pizza >has the worst motorbike >play it cool so i gain the favour of a workmate >he thinks im cool >he starts smoking joints while working >he got caught >i was with him >i snitched like a bitch >now i have the fastest motorbike
O Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)13:57:06 No.62027701 File: thumb_motorcycle-pepe-2729905.png (22 KB, 200x256) >>62027882 >be at work delivering pizza >has the worst motorbike >play it cool so i gain the favour of a workmate >he thinks im cool >he starts smoking joints while working >he got caught >i was with him >i snitched like a bitch >now i have the fastest motorbike

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She found the Hammer | /r/Greentext

File: download (3).jpg (6 KB, 219x230) O Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)14:01:01 No.845738394 [Reply] >>845740214 >>845740340 >>845740600 Gf found the self defence hammer under my pillow, f--- she thinks i'm a serial killer. +7 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
File: download (3).jpg (6 KB, 219x230) O Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)14:01:01 No.845738394 [Reply] >>845740214 >>845740340 >>845740600 Gf found the self defence hammer under my pillow, f--- she thinks i'm a serial killer. +7 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon tells a scary story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)09:37:40 No.17374776 >>17374783 >>17374882 >>17374995 >>17375015 >>17375056 >>17376675 scariest story ever go Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)09:38:46 No.17374783 >>17374793 >>17374799 >>17374806 >>17374983 >>17374993 >>17375364 >>17376688 >>17376690 >>17374776 (OP). one time i visited 4chan and now it's like 13 years later and i'm still here
Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)09:37:40 No.17374776 >>17374783 >>17374882 >>17374995 >>17375015 >>17375056 >>17376675 scariest story ever go Anonymous 01/25/21(Mon)09:38:46 No.17374783 >>17374793 >>17374799 >>17374806 >>17374983 >>17374993 >>17375364 >>17376688 >>17376690 >>17374776 (OP). one time i visited 4chan and now it's like 13 years later and i'm still here

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anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext


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anon is a piece of shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)11:39:01 No.845541005 1. join bottom of the barrel nothing stream with 0 viewers twitch 2. use reverse view bot to slowly make him think an audience is forming 16 KB JPG 3. watch the streamer go from doomer mode to HEY GUYS HOWS IT HANGING THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THE STREAM DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW 4. toss a $10 donation 5. now he's really hamming it up 6. start slowly reducing view bots 7. he gets more and more animated trying to keep the "audience" entertained 8. eventually it's just me 9. he looks like he's going to kill himself 10. chargeback the $10 and leave the stream
: Anonymous 01/23/21(Sat)11:39:01 No.845541005 1. join bottom of the barrel nothing stream with 0 viewers twitch 2. use reverse view bot to slowly make him think an audience is forming 16 KB JPG 3. watch the streamer go from doomer mode to HEY GUYS HOWS IT HANGING THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THE STREAM DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW 4. toss a $10 donation 5. now he's really hamming it up 6. start slowly reducing view bots 7. he gets more and more animated trying to keep the "audience" entertained 8. eventually it's just me 9. he looks like he's going to kill himself 10. chargeback the $10 and leave the stream

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