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: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:27:11 No.84540931 still getting used up my new body... being a triple amputee sucks do not recommend 276 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:28:48 No.845409429 It's over op kill yourself : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:28:53 No.84540943E >>845409319 (OP) # Post vid of you trying to get up the stairs
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:27:11 No.84540931 still getting used up my new body... being a triple amputee sucks do not recommend 276 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:28:48 No.845409429 It's over op kill yourself : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)21:28:53 No.84540943E >>845409319 (OP) # Post vid of you trying to get up the stairs

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Anon is a mass shooter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:06:41 No.53855076 >be mass shooter >come home after long day of mass shooting >exhausted and tired >l don't know if I like doing this anymore >go to room and start playing Minecraft 390 KB JPG >suddenly I'm overcome with an intense need for violence and human suffering >mfw Minecraft reignited my passion for being a evil killing machine
: Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:06:41 No.53855076 >be mass shooter >come home after long day of mass shooting >exhausted and tired >l don't know if I like doing this anymore >go to room and start playing Minecraft 390 KB JPG >suddenly I'm overcome with an intense need for violence and human suffering >mfw Minecraft reignited my passion for being a evil killing machine

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anon sees a heartwarming moment | /r/Greentext

i Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:06:11 No.845348201 >be me >waiting at bus stop >late at night >see crazed looking hobo go behind abortion clinic 136 KB GIF >he digs through garbage can >he finds a fetus >he hugs it >'imma call you..cleetus, cleetus tha fetus' >he looks around >he takes bite of cleetus >mfw that is the sweetest thing i have seen in awhile
i Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:06:11 No.845348201 >be me >waiting at bus stop >late at night >see crazed looking hobo go behind abortion clinic 136 KB GIF >he digs through garbage can >he finds a fetus >he hugs it >'imma call you..cleetus, cleetus tha fetus' >he looks around >he takes bite of cleetus >mfw that is the sweetest thing i have seen in awhile

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Anon is a plague doctor | /r/Greentext

O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN! >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.
O Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN! >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.

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Anon shoots a burglar | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous = 01/10/21(Sun)03:54:34 No.47924637 >burglar breaks into your house to steal stuff >you're in the living room watching tv, with a revolver right next to you >he sees you, grabs a lamp and swings it at you trying to knock you 83 KB JPG unconscious >he misses, you grab your revolver and shoot him in the chest >he falls down incapacitated >you call 911 >they send an ambulance taking him to the hospital >you shot him in one of his lungs, causing it to collapse so the doctors had to remove it >you have to pay for an organ donor, costing more than what he would have stolen if he got away with robbing your house wat do /k/?
: Anonymous = 01/10/21(Sun)03:54:34 No.47924637 >burglar breaks into your house to steal stuff >you're in the living room watching tv, with a revolver right next to you >he sees you, grabs a lamp and swings it at you trying to knock you 83 KB JPG unconscious >he misses, you grab your revolver and shoot him in the chest >he falls down incapacitated >you call 911 >they send an ambulance taking him to the hospital >you shot him in one of his lungs, causing it to collapse so the doctors had to remove it >you have to pay for an organ donor, costing more than what he would have stolen if he got away with robbing your house wat do /k/?

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anons uncle pranks him | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:19:32 No.845392869 >be me >at bar >random cute girl starts to flirt with me >we go back to my place >fuckfest2021.xml 49 KB JPG >dump load after load in her >after a night of intense sex we are laying there >she says 'anon, i got to tell you something' >'whats that?" >she rubs make up off face >its my uncle >'haha! April fools' >'but its Janu-' >'every year you fall for this anon. Haha see you next year f--, thanks for the c--! >he wobbles out of room Guys, my uncle got me good. What a prankster
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)11:19:32 No.845392869 >be me >at bar >random cute girl starts to flirt with me >we go back to my place >fuckfest2021.xml 49 KB JPG >dump load after load in her >after a night of intense sex we are laying there >she says 'anon, i got to tell you something' >'whats that?" >she rubs make up off face >its my uncle >'haha! April fools' >'but its Janu-' >'every year you fall for this anon. Haha see you next year f--, thanks for the c--! >he wobbles out of room Guys, my uncle got me good. What a prankster

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>Be 18 >hit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +HSrPhs8) 02/27/13(Wed)17:34:30 No.461742905 BATLESHNG >Be 17 >Miss 87 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: +HSrPhs8) 02/27/13(Wed)17:34:30 No.461742905 BATLESHNG >Be 17 >Miss 87 KB JPG

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Anon makes a mistake | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:53:56 No.845374686 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting 100 KB JPG up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >eh it feels ok for me >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >I run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE* >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >"oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower 43 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:53:56 No.845374686 I fuckeda trap and regret it >meet fren from discord >we live near eachother >hes a trap >we get super close and start meeting 100 KB JPG up >one night we start drinking >one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy >he goes to the bathroom to "prep" >he comes back, im diamonds >l slide my d--- in >feels like a ring around my d--- >Start pounding away no wrap >hes moaning >eh it feels ok for me >pull out my d--- >LITERAL WATERY S--- ON MY C--- >S--- has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass >it fills the room with a Strong smell of S---- >He leaked poop all over my bed >I run to the bathroom to vomit >*PUKE* >my d--- is still semi hard >look down at it >"oh my f------ god" >tiny small bits of white string on my d--- >Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY D--- >kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat >spend 3 hours in the shower 43 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon goes on an adventure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread
Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)00:00:01 No.47882933 >be me, 8 at the time >playing in front lawn >dude comes up with a van >dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses >"hey kid, wanna help me find my dog?" 196 KB GIF >not knowing better say, "sure!" >he takes my hand and leads me to his van >driving around for a little bit >stops >gets out >back of van opens, a dog leaps inside >oh boy!" >"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?" >"yeah!" >takes me home >telling parents about my adventure >dad rapes me View Thread

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Anon posts lyrics that hit hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP)# what an emo little f----- you are
: Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:13:17 No.37835076 ITT: Post lyrics that hit you hard. >l've spent days trying to decide >Which knives I should use 62 KB JPG to lobotomize >The rotting tumors inside my brain >They're always whispering, "You're not okay." : Anonymous 06/20/17(Tue)06:14:27 No.37835096 >>37835076 (OP)# what an emo little f----- you are

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Just use google | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:56:28 No.845325351 zelda-breath-of-the-wild-completion.jpg| 122 KB JPG I just finished Breath of the Wild and I have to say I have an uber crush/fetish for Zelda. Just one prob - Im a guy and im not gay so l'm wondering if anyone has any p--- of a girl version of zelda to add to my collection. Thanks : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:39 No.845325614 >>845325351 (OP) # Good one lol : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:48 No.845325626 ?
: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)14:56:28 No.845325351 zelda-breath-of-the-wild-completion.jpg| 122 KB JPG I just finished Breath of the Wild and I have to say I have an uber crush/fetish for Zelda. Just one prob - Im a guy and im not gay so l'm wondering if anyone has any p--- of a girl version of zelda to add to my collection. Thanks : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:39 No.845325614 >>845325351 (OP) # Good one lol : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:00:48 No.845325626 ?

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Anon meets a cuck | /r/Greentext

>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.
>be me, junkie >sitting in a dark ass alley, trying to kill the bedbugs with meth smoke >see a couple walk by, well dressed, clearly have money >takewhatsyours.wav >jump out of the alley and say >"look! No one needs to get hurt just give me your 211 KB JPG money wallet and purse" >the guy says “oh so you wanna hold my wife down and force your c--- into her ass while I watch helplessly from across the street huh??!" >wait..what? >he pulls his wife's pants down and runs across the street >she looks at me and licks her lips >mfw I just wanted some f------ meth you f------ cucks.

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

ul 3 4G 22:22 7 % a boards.4chan.org : Anonymous Tinder 01/20/21(Wed)21:40:42 No.61949990 >Be me last night >Swipe on tinder before sleep 11pm >MATCH.jpg 8.5/10 qt 3.14 >she ask me to come over within 7 40 KB JPG min of match >"yeah ill be there in like 30 min" >get in shower to wash away parents disgrace >5 minutes away i ask for exact adress >arrive in her area >still no answer on exakt adress or where in the area i should meet her >maybe she is also washing away disgrace >wait 10 minutes >send "?" >Waitinglntensifies.jpg >sit there and wait for about 30 mins totalt >finally realizes she is not going to answer >go home and cry myself to sleep Why are women like this anons what did i do wrong the last thing she sent was "i cant even wait" : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:43:35 No.61950020 >>61949990 (OP) # women view these kinds of interactions as a game. The more they appear they don't care the more they are "winning".
ul 3 4G 22:22 7 % a boards.4chan.org : Anonymous Tinder 01/20/21(Wed)21:40:42 No.61949990 >Be me last night >Swipe on tinder before sleep 11pm >MATCH.jpg 8.5/10 qt 3.14 >she ask me to come over within 7 40 KB JPG min of match >"yeah ill be there in like 30 min" >get in shower to wash away parents disgrace >5 minutes away i ask for exact adress >arrive in her area >still no answer on exakt adress or where in the area i should meet her >maybe she is also washing away disgrace >wait 10 minutes >send "?" >Waitinglntensifies.jpg >sit there and wait for about 30 mins totalt >finally realizes she is not going to answer >go home and cry myself to sleep Why are women like this anons what did i do wrong the last thing she sent was "i cant even wait" : Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)21:43:35 No.61950020 >>61949990 (OP) # women view these kinds of interactions as a game. The more they appear they don't care the more they are "winning".

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Spiderbro knew the truth... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Anon cant hear | /r/Greentext

File: XbjD4PgjQ9-8.png (44 KB, 300x250) I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:15:30 No.845375348 ► >be me >one day listening to music >cant hear that good as before >go to ear doctor >oh s--- n---- you going deaf im sorry >froze in place >sad as f--- >go home >dont tell parents cause they be sad >as days pass they know because i dont respond when they call me or ask me questions >one night at bed before sleeping >headphones on and volume blasting at maximum cause i can hear s--- >fall asleep with my last sounds to be engraved in my mind M83 midnight city Sweden c148 Andromeda Gorrilaz >this 3 songs are the last things i heard >sometimes i leave the house go hide somewere and cry >cant cry in house cause parents are old and they feel bad >WHAT IM MISSING
File: XbjD4PgjQ9-8.png (44 KB, 300x250) I Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)12:15:30 No.845375348 ► >be me >one day listening to music >cant hear that good as before >go to ear doctor >oh s--- n---- you going deaf im sorry >froze in place >sad as f--- >go home >dont tell parents cause they be sad >as days pass they know because i dont respond when they call me or ask me questions >one night at bed before sleeping >headphones on and volume blasting at maximum cause i can hear s--- >fall asleep with my last sounds to be engraved in my mind M83 midnight city Sweden c148 Andromeda Gorrilaz >this 3 songs are the last things i heard >sometimes i leave the house go hide somewere and cry >cant cry in house cause parents are old and they feel bad >WHAT IM MISSING

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Anon learned something | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys
: Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me 238 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539 >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys

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Anon has feet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable
: Anonymous 10/13/20(Tue)23:00:30 No.837830448 >be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy money >remember hearing about girls 19 KB PNG selling feet pics on OnlyFans >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look idea.jpg few weeks later >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and s--- >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs >take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet >starts off slow but eventually start making decent money tfw I realize many grown men have nutted to my feet >doesn't matter, now financially stable

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: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)09:59:24 No.844740211 >masturbating in bedroom >about to c-- >dad comes running in naked screaming >'and here comes dad from left field!!' >he does a running jump 83 KB JPG >lands a------ first on my d--- >penetration.png >c-- >mfw he laughs and calls me a f----- for cuming in another guy EVERY F------ TIME

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