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: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it..the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wal and I run upstairs >I must prepare.
: Anonymous 12/28/18(Fri)20:22:10 No.788472318 >be me >sitting alone in my basement fapping to martha speaks like a respectable adult >hear a shuffling in the walls >pause my fap fuel and put my ear to the wall 554 KB JPG >I can hear it..the unmistakable sound of a d--- dragging across insulation >my god, they're back >suddenly a hole is torn in the wall and there it is, looking at me with eyes full of lust >the r--- dwarf has found me again. >it sees my lubriderm covered c--- and shakes with excitement >I grab the closest object and throw it as hard as can at the fat little f--- >hoho! It shrieks and disappears back into the wal and I run upstairs >I must prepare.

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Anon brings a girl home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)00:35:50 No.845270261 >Be me >21 Chad >Bring qt.3.14 home to smash > "Oh Anon, your d--- is huge" >About to penetrate >Start violently s------- everywhere >Autism kicks in and turn around 5 KB JPG with my s----cano facing her mouth >She leaves after showering I repeatedly apologise. >Never see her again and blocked on all social media >I poo'd on purpose >Mfw
Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)00:35:50 No.845270261 >Be me >21 Chad >Bring qt.3.14 home to smash > "Oh Anon, your d--- is huge" >About to penetrate >Start violently s------- everywhere >Autism kicks in and turn around 5 KB JPG with my s----cano facing her mouth >She leaves after showering I repeatedly apologise. >Never see her again and blocked on all social media >I poo'd on purpose >Mfw

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Anon meets the love of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)13:16:32 No.845322222 >be me 8 years ago >15, had no source of income, parents didn't care about me at all, absolute nobody in school >met qt3.14 in school 152 KB JPG cafeteria >try to talk to her but autism kicks in and i wanted to kms >she says she is fine and understands me >she says im smart >we make eye contact for a few seconds then hug >ffw to now, we live together, we are financially stable and im about to propose to the love of my life pic unrelated
: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)13:16:32 No.845322222 >be me 8 years ago >15, had no source of income, parents didn't care about me at all, absolute nobody in school >met qt3.14 in school 152 KB JPG cafeteria >try to talk to her but autism kicks in and i wanted to kms >she says she is fine and understands me >she says im smart >we make eye contact for a few seconds then hug >ffw to now, we live together, we are financially stable and im about to propose to the love of my life pic unrelated

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Anon found a tinder date who loves movies! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:32:30 No.845307042 >>845307166 >>84530 >go on tinder >meet up with this girl >asks me what movie to watch >look through her netflix >notice a lot of movies have been half-watched >after 20-30 minutes in it got paused >go through counting them all pretending to browse >she is focussed on instagram on her phone >130 movies >130 d----? >choose a movie >after 18 minutes she starts kissing on my neck >realise that she's probably riddled with stds >might have covid >after putting her hand on my lap and feeling my d--- >oh it's very hard, lets pause the movie for now >she kisses me again >starts rubbing my d--- through my trousers >i start making my orgasm face >shake my entire body >moan her name out loudly >wow you just made me c-- >she looks annoyed >really? >tell her i forgot i have a dentist appointment and need to go >she picks up her phone and probably texts another guy to come over >next few days no symptoms >feels good man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:33:42 No.845307139 good dodge my man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:36:55 No.845307378 >>845308231 >>8453 >>845307042 (OP) >has tinder account >is worried about stds Anon, i.
Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:32:30 No.845307042 >>845307166 >>84530 >go on tinder >meet up with this girl >asks me what movie to watch >look through her netflix >notice a lot of movies have been half-watched >after 20-30 minutes in it got paused >go through counting them all pretending to browse >she is focussed on instagram on her phone >130 movies >130 d----? >choose a movie >after 18 minutes she starts kissing on my neck >realise that she's probably riddled with stds >might have covid >after putting her hand on my lap and feeling my d--- >oh it's very hard, lets pause the movie for now >she kisses me again >starts rubbing my d--- through my trousers >i start making my orgasm face >shake my entire body >moan her name out loudly >wow you just made me c-- >she looks annoyed >really? >tell her i forgot i have a dentist appointment and need to go >she picks up her phone and probably texts another guy to come over >next few days no symptoms >feels good man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:33:42 No.845307139 good dodge my man Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)17:36:55 No.845307378 >>845308231 >>8453 >>845307042 (OP) >has tinder account >is worried about stds Anon, i.

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)06:38:31 No.845288878 >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread 12 KB JPG >i'm 32 years old
: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)06:38:31 No.845288878 >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread 12 KB JPG >i'm 32 years old

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Anon gets ragdolled | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] File: index.jpg (8 KB, 163x309) O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)07:31:44 No.845290919 >Be me >super strong giant >I hit people into orbit if I'm angry >Feared by everyone >Get visited by many weak starter adventurers trying to figure out what I am >Smack them so hard that physics become optional for them >My club is so heavy that the weak adventurers can't even pick it up >Have trusty mammoth companions that give me cheese and protection >Adventurer that I remember shooting into orbit visits me later >shoots me with painful spikes and hits me with a sword that freezes me when I get hit >Die
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] File: index.jpg (8 KB, 163x309) O Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)07:31:44 No.845290919 >Be me >super strong giant >I hit people into orbit if I'm angry >Feared by everyone >Get visited by many weak starter adventurers trying to figure out what I am >Smack them so hard that physics become optional for them >My club is so heavy that the weak adventurers can't even pick it up >Have trusty mammoth companions that give me cheese and protection >Adventurer that I remember shooting into orbit visits me later >shoots me with painful spikes and hits me with a sword that freezes me when I get hit >Die

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anon lives in a boring country | /r/Greentext

File: 1611162260555.jpg (132 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous (ID: PYOQM8EH 01/20/21(Wed) 12:45:43 No.303973791 [Reply] ► >>303978651 >>303978680 >>303978741 >>303978818 America is boring now. > No more Trump memes > No more lefties screaming on the streets > No more funny redneck Trump supporters > No more of racist white people fighting racism by calling black people racists > No more CNN going after people making gifs > No more lefties standing in the middle of the road and getting hit by a car > No more stupid right or left wingers > No more fascist Antifa marching everyday > No more crazy people cutting their d---- off in the middle of the streets for sympathy > No more of "you're f------ a white male" > No more celebrities faking MAGA attacks You were the entertainment and it's all over now. I'm unsubscribing.
File: 1611162260555.jpg (132 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous (ID: PYOQM8EH 01/20/21(Wed) 12:45:43 No.303973791 [Reply] ► >>303978651 >>303978680 >>303978741 >>303978818 America is boring now. > No more Trump memes > No more lefties screaming on the streets > No more funny redneck Trump supporters > No more of racist white people fighting racism by calling black people racists > No more CNN going after people making gifs > No more lefties standing in the middle of the road and getting hit by a car > No more stupid right or left wingers > No more fascist Antifa marching everyday > No more crazy people cutting their d---- off in the middle of the streets for sympathy > No more of "you're f------ a white male" > No more celebrities faking MAGA attacks You were the entertainment and it's all over now. I'm unsubscribing.

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Anon double-checks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?
: Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399 >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though?

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Anon watches porn | /r/Greentext

File: 1603568665993.jpg (12 KB, 250x241) Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)12:38:31 No.845288878 [Reply] ► >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread >i'm 32 years old + 35 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:27:41 No.845295842 >>845294495 now you cant just preg a rich girl :( Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:28:09 No.845295865 >>845295790 Kek. Kys angry neet Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:31:15 No.845296031 >be me >in b loli thread >mom walks in >switch to other tab >it is mother son i----- Cont?
File: 1603568665993.jpg (12 KB, 250x241) Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)12:38:31 No.845288878 [Reply] ► >watch p--- >mom walks in >quickly change to other tab so mom dont see >it's /b/ >first thread is loli thread >i'm 32 years old + 35 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:27:41 No.845295842 >>845294495 now you cant just preg a rich girl :( Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:28:09 No.845295865 >>845295790 Kek. Kys angry neet Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)15:31:15 No.845296031 >be me >in b loli thread >mom walks in >switch to other tab >it is mother son i----- Cont?

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Anon wields a hammer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:35:42 No.61940854 >finally get a gf after years of trying at age 25 >shes f------ beautiful and perfect in every single way and makes me so damn happy >completely ruin it all by accidentally breaking her collarbone with ballpoint 26 KB JPG hammer Back to a life of loneliness.
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:35:42 No.61940854 >finally get a gf after years of trying at age 25 >shes f------ beautiful and perfect in every single way and makes me so damn happy >completely ruin it all by accidentally breaking her collarbone with ballpoint 26 KB JPG hammer Back to a life of loneliness.

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Mfw no free upvotes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cakeday 08/03/18(Fri)22:26:50 No.47269649 >Be me, wake up early for work. >Checks phone* -reddit cakeday >excute hype.exe >Spend minutes on half quality shitposts >mfw no free upvotes 43 KB JPG
: Anonymous Cakeday 08/03/18(Fri)22:26:50 No.47269649 >Be me, wake up early for work. >Checks phone* -reddit cakeday >excute hype.exe >Spend minutes on half quality shitposts >mfw no free upvotes 43 KB JPG

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Anon learns the truth about discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)00:55:07 No.61927584 >New to Discord >Find a few servers to join online >This one server is about chatting, the other is about vidya >Go to the gaming server first >See this f-- who was s------- on Fallout: new Vegas because it was 58 KB PNG 'ableist' >Ask the guy why it was ableist >Says it was because the game made fun of retards (you get to choose your intelligence in the game, if you have low intelligence the NPCS treat you like an idiot) >Being a fan of the game, I defend it saying that offending people is the last thing people in a post apocalyptic wasteland are concerned about >Turns out the person I was arguing with was a server booster, had mod perms >Muted 6h >Goes to the other server >Filled with normie teens and f--- >Almost everything is a trigger word >Weight/height talk is triggering >Snowflakes everywhere >Despite all that, I find a guy who has similar interests >We become friends >About a month later, he gets banned for some obscure reason >I decide to make my own server >No rules per se >l invite like two people (including that guy) >No one talks there, the server is dead
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)00:55:07 No.61927584 >New to Discord >Find a few servers to join online >This one server is about chatting, the other is about vidya >Go to the gaming server first >See this f-- who was s------- on Fallout: new Vegas because it was 58 KB PNG 'ableist' >Ask the guy why it was ableist >Says it was because the game made fun of retards (you get to choose your intelligence in the game, if you have low intelligence the NPCS treat you like an idiot) >Being a fan of the game, I defend it saying that offending people is the last thing people in a post apocalyptic wasteland are concerned about >Turns out the person I was arguing with was a server booster, had mod perms >Muted 6h >Goes to the other server >Filled with normie teens and f--- >Almost everything is a trigger word >Weight/height talk is triggering >Snowflakes everywhere >Despite all that, I find a guy who has similar interests >We become friends >About a month later, he gets banned for some obscure reason >I decide to make my own server >No rules per se >l invite like two people (including that guy) >No one talks there, the server is dead

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Anon goes to a road trip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.4772909 most retarded moments thread ? them Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check 100 KB JPG the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)05:00:20 No.4772909 most retarded moments thread ? them Virginia > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check 100 KB JPG the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate I didn't get dinner that night

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anon is a massive dick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:21:13 No.61938579 >decide to go on tinder and chadfish >match with a bunch of stacylites and alt stacies/art w----- >act interested towards them and say I want to meet up, get them excited 56 KB JPG >ask what their cup size is >if they say its less than a natural DD cup (most of them have some kind of eating disorder so they have no t--- especially the arthoes and alt girls) >l say oh gross I didnt realize I was talking to a t----- >n-no Chad im not a t-----! >ask them to send me c--- pics as proof >make fun of their p---- or send a vomit emoji especially if its a roast >even when im really rude to them they still hang on because theyre desperate to keep Chad talking to them >say something like thanks for the mediocre nudes but I only date titcows and immediately unmatch them >mfw made a bunch of flat chested w----- insecure about their bodies and probably will go get labiaplasty and nasty bolt-on implants now Who else /devilish/? : Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:23:22 No.61938612 Its stuff like this that makes me want to leave 4chan >>61938622 # >>61938662 # >>61938751 # >>61938940 # >>61941689 # 01 /10121(Tue)10.22.57 No 61029 522 numouO
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:21:13 No.61938579 >decide to go on tinder and chadfish >match with a bunch of stacylites and alt stacies/art w----- >act interested towards them and say I want to meet up, get them excited 56 KB JPG >ask what their cup size is >if they say its less than a natural DD cup (most of them have some kind of eating disorder so they have no t--- especially the arthoes and alt girls) >l say oh gross I didnt realize I was talking to a t----- >n-no Chad im not a t-----! >ask them to send me c--- pics as proof >make fun of their p---- or send a vomit emoji especially if its a roast >even when im really rude to them they still hang on because theyre desperate to keep Chad talking to them >say something like thanks for the mediocre nudes but I only date titcows and immediately unmatch them >mfw made a bunch of flat chested w----- insecure about their bodies and probably will go get labiaplasty and nasty bolt-on implants now Who else /devilish/? : Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)19:23:22 No.61938612 Its stuff like this that makes me want to leave 4chan >>61938622 # >>61938662 # >>61938751 # >>61938940 # >>61941689 # 01 /10121(Tue)10.22.57 No 61029 522 numouO

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No.749218743 20 minutes ago JPG 14.3 KiB 395x372 Wanted to share something with you /b/ >Be me 21, very poor and broke at Uni. >Has a rich qt as gf. >She loves me, never asks for gifts. >just my company and me helping her in studies. >Life is good. >Valentines week comes and GF not even once mentions about it. >Still. I love her and wants to impress her. >l collect all my savings and finally have enough bucks to buy something. Go to the mall. >Everything is so expensive. >Everything is out of reach. >Luckily finds a nice perfume, because she loves perfumes. >hoping she would like. >Spends the rest of money on nice gift wrap. >Left with no money even for the public transport. >Doesn't matter cuz in love. >Walks 3 miles to home. The V-Day comes. >We both chillin in my room. >l show her the gift. >She gets really excited. >Opens it up, in a hurry. >Me scared if she will like it. >She really loves it. >Hellyeah.jpeg >Starts jumping around with tears in her eyes. >Hugs me tight, >Kisses me. >We both cry, Alot! >That gift was only worth 25$ and it meant the world to her. >l would never let her go lads. >I love her. Реace ...
No.749218743 20 minutes ago JPG 14.3 KiB 395x372 Wanted to share something with you /b/ >Be me 21, very poor and broke at Uni. >Has a rich qt as gf. >She loves me, never asks for gifts. >just my company and me helping her in studies. >Life is good. >Valentines week comes and GF not even once mentions about it. >Still. I love her and wants to impress her. >l collect all my savings and finally have enough bucks to buy something. Go to the mall. >Everything is so expensive. >Everything is out of reach. >Luckily finds a nice perfume, because she loves perfumes. >hoping she would like. >Spends the rest of money on nice gift wrap. >Left with no money even for the public transport. >Doesn't matter cuz in love. >Walks 3 miles to home. The V-Day comes. >We both chillin in my room. >l show her the gift. >She gets really excited. >Opens it up, in a hurry. >Me scared if she will like it. >She really loves it. >Hellyeah.jpeg >Starts jumping around with tears in her eyes. >Hugs me tight, >Kisses me. >We both cry, Alot! >That gift was only worth 25$ and it meant the world to her. >l would never let her go lads. >I love her. Реace ...

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Anon hates himself | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:15 No.845253377 >Be me >diagnosed with unsoecified personality disorder >autistic traits >very extroverted and impulsive >hate small talk and love deep 15 KB JPG talks >have a small circle of friends that tolerate me >be depressive af cause of family issues >be a darwinist and hates oneself and the vast majority of population cause they are alive because voilated darwinian evolution >writes post in 3am cause has noone to talk to How do i get out of this pls help 35 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)20:36:15 No.845253377 >Be me >diagnosed with unsoecified personality disorder >autistic traits >very extroverted and impulsive >hate small talk and love deep 15 KB JPG talks >have a small circle of friends that tolerate me >be depressive af cause of family issues >be a darwinist and hates oneself and the vast majority of population cause they are alive because voilated darwinian evolution >writes post in 3am cause has noone to talk to How do i get out of this pls help 35 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon decides to get a hooker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get Exerse/Yoge enoouprofen Alcoot a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" GAcrupuncture/Massage Heroir Prescriarian pain meds *mply ve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >"'I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)15:56:42 No.56824702 How do you manage pain? >decided to bite the bullet and get Exerse/Yoge enoouprofen Alcoot a h----- >find most good looking cheapest w---- near where i live >call her and we start talking >>"you sound a bit nervous,are you a virgin?" >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" GAcrupuncture/Massage Heroir Prescriarian pain meds *mply ve with the pain. Vote View results Seamore oolls 105 KB JPG >"'I'm sorry,i don't service virgins anymore.l feel super guilty afterwards." >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being truned down by litteral prostitute,real confidence boost! 9 Replies View Thread

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