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Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)08:54:44 No.61931578 >be khhv >anons online troll me and tell me I deserve to be alone >be sad >dog wakes up >hear her tail whacking my bedroom door >open door >jumping on my legs and howling in happiness 110 KB PNG Thanks doggy
Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)08:54:44 No.61931578 >be khhv >anons online troll me and tell me I deserve to be alone >be sad >dog wakes up >hear her tail whacking my bedroom door >open door >jumping on my legs and howling in happiness 110 KB PNG Thanks doggy

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Anon's brother plays Wii | /r/Greentext

File: why jpg (76 KB, 500x679) Why can't I, O Anonymous 10/07/16(Fri)11:09:04 No.706944082 ► tard stories? IIl start >be me >be 18 >live in semi-conservative household >family hates autists >only thing they hate more is abortions >have 10 year old autistic brother >have 3 other brothers and 2 sisters >family is me, mom, dad, Elisha (oldest), Paul, Harry, Brenda, Rupert, and Ryden (autistic brother) >entire family hates Ryden, except for me >they think he's an abomination and treat him like trash >despite this, he's the nicest person I could ever meet >he loves his family so much even though they think he's worse than Hitler >he loves pigs, and likes to roll around in the dirt like he's one >I do it with him because he loves me so much and loves when I do that Hold all these chromosomes >mom and dad tell me to stop treating him like a human >still play with him in secret though but make sure to always take a shower so that they don't know I'm playing with him >a couple of years ago, we got a wii >whole family could use it, except for Ryden >Elisha and Paul said if they'd ever catch Ryden using it, they'd kill him >I let him use it while they're gone though because he loves it so much >tell him to always use my mii for games so that they never think he's been playing >one day, let him use the wii without me supervising because I had to study >he creates a mii of himself, names it Rolen (he thinks that's how his name is spelled) >once family is home, tell him to get off >Harry gets >he goes a------ and tells Elisha and Paul >they come up to me and threaten to kill me >they say "We've been watching you play with Ryden but letting him use the wii is too far" >they see mii Rolen >they hatin' >patrollin >tryin' to catch me, Ryden, dirty the wii, and sees the new mii he created
File: why jpg (76 KB, 500x679) Why can't I, O Anonymous 10/07/16(Fri)11:09:04 No.706944082 ► tard stories? IIl start >be me >be 18 >live in semi-conservative household >family hates autists >only thing they hate more is abortions >have 10 year old autistic brother >have 3 other brothers and 2 sisters >family is me, mom, dad, Elisha (oldest), Paul, Harry, Brenda, Rupert, and Ryden (autistic brother) >entire family hates Ryden, except for me >they think he's an abomination and treat him like trash >despite this, he's the nicest person I could ever meet >he loves his family so much even though they think he's worse than Hitler >he loves pigs, and likes to roll around in the dirt like he's one >I do it with him because he loves me so much and loves when I do that Hold all these chromosomes >mom and dad tell me to stop treating him like a human >still play with him in secret though but make sure to always take a shower so that they don't know I'm playing with him >a couple of years ago, we got a wii >whole family could use it, except for Ryden >Elisha and Paul said if they'd ever catch Ryden using it, they'd kill him >I let him use it while they're gone though because he loves it so much >tell him to always use my mii for games so that they never think he's been playing >one day, let him use the wii without me supervising because I had to study >he creates a mii of himself, names it Rolen (he thinks that's how his name is spelled) >once family is home, tell him to get off >Harry gets >he goes a------ and tells Elisha and Paul >they come up to me and threaten to kill me >they say "We've been watching you play with Ryden but letting him use the wii is too far" >they see mii Rolen >they hatin' >patrollin >tryin' to catch me, Ryden, dirty the wii, and sees the new mii he created

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Anon has GF | /r/Greentext

File: 1529106628326s,jpg (11 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)14:34:26 No.46334854 > Be in college >Walk girlfriend to the bus top that take her to her class >She gets to the bus >I run to a bike I had left hours earlier in a place nearby > Gets to her building before her > Her bus arrives Walk outside 五更瑠璃! Just happen to run into GF >" Hey, what's up?" > She is visibly shaken, asks me how I got here >I explain that I had to use the building's computer after class and was just leaving > She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago >I just row my eyes, chuckle and walk away > Later learn she had a panic attack and vomited in the bathroom I haven't told her what really happened till this day
File: 1529106628326s,jpg (11 KB, 250x250) O Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)14:34:26 No.46334854 > Be in college >Walk girlfriend to the bus top that take her to her class >She gets to the bus >I run to a bike I had left hours earlier in a place nearby > Gets to her building before her > Her bus arrives Walk outside 五更瑠璃! Just happen to run into GF >" Hey, what's up?" > She is visibly shaken, asks me how I got here >I explain that I had to use the building's computer after class and was just leaving > She says she was just talking to me 3 minutes ago >I just row my eyes, chuckle and walk away > Later learn she had a panic attack and vomited in the bathroom I haven't told her what really happened till this day

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Anon goes driving | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)14:13:11 No.61936983 Ontheworldmap.com Island Northwestern United States Bellingham Oak Harbor O Ddetrewortdandi Port Angeles Everett Seattle BellevueOkanogan e Canada Bonners Ferry Ólympia Tacoma (Centralia Ellensburg Kelso Washington Cut Bank "Kalispell Spokane Post Falls Havre Conrad ntheyarldmap.com Great Falls Scobey Moses Lake Coeur d'Alene Malta Choteau Longview" Yakima Hillsboro Portland Gresham Kennewick Moscow „Lewiston Wolf Point wi Missouri R Sidney, Missoula McMinnville Dallas Walla Walla Helena Lewistown Jordan Pendletor Grangeville Montana Salem Eugene Bend Redmond Corvallis La Grande „Terfy Hysham Dickinso Baker Idaho Salmon Bozeman Billings Coos Bay Coquille Canyon City theworldmap.com Council Ekalaka Red Lodge Roseburg Challis Broadus Ontario Burns Caldwell Boise Nampa Oregon Grants Pass Dubois Cody Sheridan Medford Ashland) Buffalo Gillette "Rexburg Blackfoot idaho Falls Twin Falls Pocatello Klamath Fálls Mountain Home Wyoming Ra Thermopolis Onthewpridmas.com Yreka Eureka Arcata Hot S Alturas Weaverville Pinedale "Rivertor Ontheworlfmap.com Casper Lusk Redding Red Bluff Chico, Paradise Ukiah Yuba City Santa Rosa Roseville Valleio e. Malad City Susanville Winnemucca Great Logan Ogden Salt Lake City Layfón Sandy Orem Payson Provo Salt Lake Elko Green Rock Springs Wheatland River Onthevaridmap.com Vernal Scottsblu Lovelock Reno Trackee Sparks *Carson City Laramie Cheyenne Eureka Fort Collins Greeley Sterline map-of-northwestern-us.jpg 290 KB JPG >be American >Live on east coast >Build road, designed for 55, set to 45 for "safety reasons", speed limit lowered to 30 after some retarded 17 year old gets hit >Road is crawling with cops because 13% and state is hemorrhaging cash, need revenue by screwing over the average person >Running late >Decide to go 32 >Pulled over in minutes and fined $300 >Live in the west >Road designed for 75 because state congress to retarded to raise limit >No cops except on holidays cuz nearest black person is kanye >Local population just agrees that the speed limit is actually 85 >Get passed doing 90 in the slow lane >Life is good F--- you east coast Pacific Ocean
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)14:13:11 No.61936983 Ontheworldmap.com Island Northwestern United States Bellingham Oak Harbor O Ddetrewortdandi Port Angeles Everett Seattle BellevueOkanogan e Canada Bonners Ferry Ólympia Tacoma (Centralia Ellensburg Kelso Washington Cut Bank "Kalispell Spokane Post Falls Havre Conrad ntheyarldmap.com Great Falls Scobey Moses Lake Coeur d'Alene Malta Choteau Longview" Yakima Hillsboro Portland Gresham Kennewick Moscow „Lewiston Wolf Point wi Missouri R Sidney, Missoula McMinnville Dallas Walla Walla Helena Lewistown Jordan Pendletor Grangeville Montana Salem Eugene Bend Redmond Corvallis La Grande „Terfy Hysham Dickinso Baker Idaho Salmon Bozeman Billings Coos Bay Coquille Canyon City theworldmap.com Council Ekalaka Red Lodge Roseburg Challis Broadus Ontario Burns Caldwell Boise Nampa Oregon Grants Pass Dubois Cody Sheridan Medford Ashland) Buffalo Gillette "Rexburg Blackfoot idaho Falls Twin Falls Pocatello Klamath Fálls Mountain Home Wyoming Ra Thermopolis Onthewpridmas.com Yreka Eureka Arcata Hot S Alturas Weaverville Pinedale "Rivertor Ontheworlfmap.com Casper Lusk Redding Red Bluff Chico, Paradise Ukiah Yuba City Santa Rosa Roseville Valleio e. Malad City Susanville Winnemucca Great Logan Ogden Salt Lake City Layfón Sandy Orem Payson Provo Salt Lake Elko Green Rock Springs Wheatland River Onthevaridmap.com Vernal Scottsblu Lovelock Reno Trackee Sparks *Carson City Laramie Cheyenne Eureka Fort Collins Greeley Sterline map-of-northwestern-us.jpg 290 KB JPG >be American >Live on east coast >Build road, designed for 55, set to 45 for "safety reasons", speed limit lowered to 30 after some retarded 17 year old gets hit >Road is crawling with cops because 13% and state is hemorrhaging cash, need revenue by screwing over the average person >Running late >Decide to go 32 >Pulled over in minutes and fined $300 >Live in the west >Road designed for 75 because state congress to retarded to raise limit >No cops except on holidays cuz nearest black person is kanye >Local population just agrees that the speed limit is actually 85 >Get passed doing 90 in the slow lane >Life is good F--- you east coast Pacific Ocean

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Anon is alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/24/18(Mon)10:39:21 No.780684379 >be me lonely virgin >only ever hooked up with one grill >friends invite me to movie theatre >didn't want to go, but they convinced me to come 10 KB JPG along >end up meeting this qt 3.14 >solid 8/10, bright blue eyes, pretty face, t hicc >we actually hit it off pretty well >go in the theatre and we end up being alone together >we ended up holding hands and that's when It happened >mfw when I wake up from my dream and I was literally f------ holding my own hand, alone in bed. Please someone just kill me 2 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 09/24/18(Mon)10:39:21 No.780684379 >be me lonely virgin >only ever hooked up with one grill >friends invite me to movie theatre >didn't want to go, but they convinced me to come 10 KB JPG along >end up meeting this qt 3.14 >solid 8/10, bright blue eyes, pretty face, t hicc >we actually hit it off pretty well >go in the theatre and we end up being alone together >we ended up holding hands and that's when It happened >mfw when I wake up from my dream and I was literally f------ holding my own hand, alone in bed. Please someone just kill me 2 Replies View Thread

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anon walks at night | /r/Greentext

>be me >walking around at night >turn into back alley >see a silhouette of Richard Nixon >TIME FOR DICKY TO GET TRICKY >he starts aggressively doing the worm 14 KB JPG towards me it's over
>be me >walking around at night >turn into back alley >see a silhouette of Richard Nixon >TIME FOR DICKY TO GET TRICKY >he starts aggressively doing the worm 14 KB JPG towards me it's over

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Anon is Cool Cat | /r/Greentext


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Anon plays music | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a huge mistake | /r/Greentext


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Anon loses his job again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)12:47:52 No.845233861 > Join Minecraft realm about 2 months ago > Play everyday day, just a little bit > Lost my job during the pandemic, so I sort of treat Minecraft like a little job > Farm, mine, everything you would normally do in Minecraft. > Even dug a giant hole in the ground for s---- and giggles. 19 KB JPG > Log in yesterday to play again > Banned. > Went to check the discord, banned from that too. What did I even do?
: Anonymous 01/19/21(Tue)12:47:52 No.845233861 > Join Minecraft realm about 2 months ago > Play everyday day, just a little bit > Lost my job during the pandemic, so I sort of treat Minecraft like a little job > Farm, mine, everything you would normally do in Minecraft. > Even dug a giant hole in the ground for s---- and giggles. 19 KB JPG > Log in yesterday to play again > Banned. > Went to check the discord, banned from that too. What did I even do?

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Anon's life has twists | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)00:05:26 No.50360959 >Be 12 in middle school >Love at first sight >High school comes, never made a move >She goes off to Uni >Never see her again 12 KB JPG 2018 >Ве 29 >Her mom comes into the urgent care I work at. She talks about her daughters wedding the up coming weekend.. >l accidentally laugh to myself, "You gotta be f------ kidding me" This is how I find out? Give her a shot in the ass and send her on her way. >Weeks later I'm checking lab results and I see she came in on my only day off. >l haven't seen her since highschool >Look to see why she was here >Vaginal itching caused from Herpes.
: Anonymous 01/11/19(Fri)00:05:26 No.50360959 >Be 12 in middle school >Love at first sight >High school comes, never made a move >She goes off to Uni >Never see her again 12 KB JPG 2018 >Ве 29 >Her mom comes into the urgent care I work at. She talks about her daughters wedding the up coming weekend.. >l accidentally laugh to myself, "You gotta be f------ kidding me" This is how I find out? Give her a shot in the ass and send her on her way. >Weeks later I'm checking lab results and I see she came in on my only day off. >l haven't seen her since highschool >Look to see why she was here >Vaginal itching caused from Herpes.

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Anon tells the tale of the Claptard | /r/Greentext


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File: 1361376458464.jpg-(254 KB, 950x1403, 265161-ann-widdecombe.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 9Wzsnt+r) 02/20/13(Wed)11:07:38 No.459986294 >be 16, virgin, not fat or ugly >get a text from gf asking if I want to come over >surewhynot >get over, no ones home >gf in some hot Halloween outfit (not sure why but ok) >"Sooo whats up?" | say >she replies "Ohh l'l tell you what's going to be up soon" >aaaaahhhyeahhh potato >grabs me by the belt, pulls me upstairs >get in her room, starts taking off jeans >pulls out my r----------- and starts licking it >holysweetpadre4giveme >suddenly alpha mode engaged >push her on the bed and start f------ her >"omfg you're amazing, just like how I imagined it" >knowing the fact that she fantasized about me makes me harder >OMG FUUCCKKKK MEEE YEAHH >Suddenly her dad walks in >f--- >didn't here him because she was screaming so much >dad gives look of suicide bomber about to blow >start putting jeans on as fast as I can >he wastes no time grabs me by the throat >DAD NO, STOP IT! >Can't breathe, fell like this is the end >Throws me out her window >glass is everywhere >ripped jeans, skin was showing >hot night wind was blowing >where you think you're going baby? Anonymous (ID: oinSf+TT) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:12 No.459986656 Replies: 2>459986851 f--- you Anonymous (ID: 1ay2iuMc) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:52 No.459986758 >>459986294 (OP) 10/10 well done OP.
File: 1361376458464.jpg-(254 KB, 950x1403, 265161-ann-widdecombe.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 9Wzsnt+r) 02/20/13(Wed)11:07:38 No.459986294 >be 16, virgin, not fat or ugly >get a text from gf asking if I want to come over >surewhynot >get over, no ones home >gf in some hot Halloween outfit (not sure why but ok) >"Sooo whats up?" | say >she replies "Ohh l'l tell you what's going to be up soon" >aaaaahhhyeahhh potato >grabs me by the belt, pulls me upstairs >get in her room, starts taking off jeans >pulls out my r----------- and starts licking it >holysweetpadre4giveme >suddenly alpha mode engaged >push her on the bed and start f------ her >"omfg you're amazing, just like how I imagined it" >knowing the fact that she fantasized about me makes me harder >OMG FUUCCKKKK MEEE YEAHH >Suddenly her dad walks in >f--- >didn't here him because she was screaming so much >dad gives look of suicide bomber about to blow >start putting jeans on as fast as I can >he wastes no time grabs me by the throat >DAD NO, STOP IT! >Can't breathe, fell like this is the end >Throws me out her window >glass is everywhere >ripped jeans, skin was showing >hot night wind was blowing >where you think you're going baby? Anonymous (ID: oinSf+TT) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:12 No.459986656 Replies: 2>459986851 f--- you Anonymous (ID: 1ay2iuMc) 02/20/13(Wed)11:10:52 No.459986758 >>459986294 (OP) 10/10 well done OP.

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