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File: 1486194118578.png (9 KB, 338x339) O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:04:55 No.61700253 [Reply] > >>61700531 >randomly lock eyes with q.t 6.28 while on my daily jog >she smiles at me >without changing my facial expression, turn 90 degrees and continue my walk >realize what happened 2 seconds later and go back, but she's gone >walk around the park for another 15 minutes before i accept in my heart of hearts that she's gone and i blew it why must I be so slow >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.61700270 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:09:17 No.61700294 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:21:50 No.61700418 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:28:34 No.61700490 ► >> O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:33:07 No.61700531 ► >>61700253 (OP) >be stacy >see pathetic incel trying to self improve >feel sorry for him >realize hes staring at me like a r----- >give him a pity smile so he wont try to r--- me >he does some funny sperg move and makes an ass of himself >jog away as fast as I can to avoid the creepy ugly jogging incel who is trying to stalk me now
File: 1486194118578.png (9 KB, 338x339) O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:04:55 No.61700253 [Reply] > >>61700531 >randomly lock eyes with q.t 6.28 while on my daily jog >she smiles at me >without changing my facial expression, turn 90 degrees and continue my walk >realize what happened 2 seconds later and go back, but she's gone >walk around the park for another 15 minutes before i accept in my heart of hearts that she's gone and i blew it why must I be so slow >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:06:31 No.61700270 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:09:17 No.61700294 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:21:50 No.61700418 >> Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:28:34 No.61700490 ► >> O Anonymous 01/04/21(Mon)11:33:07 No.61700531 ► >>61700253 (OP) >be stacy >see pathetic incel trying to self improve >feel sorry for him >realize hes staring at me like a r----- >give him a pity smile so he wont try to r--- me >he does some funny sperg move and makes an ass of himself >jog away as fast as I can to avoid the creepy ugly jogging incel who is trying to stalk me now

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File: 73524352342.png (591 KB, 431x673) O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:03:39 No.818303487 >be me >chilling in my cave eating fresh mammoth >just f----- my caveman gf s--- was berry af >hear some dumbass sapiens outside >walk out with my bigass club and be like "ooga booga" >scare the s--- out of puny ass sapiens >they start speaking their complex s----- languages >pretty sure they ask me if I wanted to join their s----- civilization or something >Imao no >refuse and scream at them in chimp tongue like our ancestors >they are visibly frightened >"heh." >time to deal the finishing blow >"sapien, more like h----sapien" >laugh and scream while banging my club on the ground and beating my chest >they say something in stupid dumbass civilized tongue and leave >go back in cave and finish mammoth painting familiar, it me face when
File: 73524352342.png (591 KB, 431x673) O Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:03:39 No.818303487 >be me >chilling in my cave eating fresh mammoth >just f----- my caveman gf s--- was berry af >hear some dumbass sapiens outside >walk out with my bigass club and be like "ooga booga" >scare the s--- out of puny ass sapiens >they start speaking their complex s----- languages >pretty sure they ask me if I wanted to join their s----- civilization or something >Imao no >refuse and scream at them in chimp tongue like our ancestors >they are visibly frightened >"heh." >time to deal the finishing blow >"sapien, more like h----sapien" >laugh and scream while banging my club on the ground and beating my chest >they say something in stupid dumbass civilized tongue and leave >go back in cave and finish mammoth painting familiar, it me face when

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4chan doing what it does best | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:07:58 No.844942092 doge with it dwit.jpg 28 KB JPG I assume everything about you and judge you harshly, and you can't change my mind. F-----.
: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:07:58 No.844942092 doge with it dwit.jpg 28 KB JPG I assume everything about you and judge you harshly, and you can't change my mind. F-----.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.83558 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG
: Anonymous 09/07/20(Mon)15:13:33 No.83558 >that dream where the parking meter molests me is back 232 KB PNG

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Anon bamboozles Chris Hansen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon forgets what he was about to say | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37E-A(.).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- ১১60925869 F--- It might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"
Anonymous 11/15/20(Sun)10:06:11 No.60926043 File: EA90511F-7021-46AD-B37E-A(.).png (170 KB, 349x300) EVEN ON THE COLDEST NIGHTS I.EAT MY OWN C-- ১১60925869 F--- It might as well tell you all >work at funeral agency >have to meet up with the family to plan out the funeral >policy at work is to keep an understanding tone and not smile too much >suddenly get overcome by the knowledge of pic related. >my friend showed me this image a week ago and ever since then it has been appearing in my mind >i try my best not to smile >make it through the entire meeting without smiling while the image haunts me >at the end of the meeting youre supposed to say something inspirational and uplifting to the family >I want to say "even on the coldest nights, the warmth of our loved ones will let us see the dawn once more >"even on the coldest nights, I eat my own c--"

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Anonhas something to say about testosterone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: c+MFYQRE ) 01/13/21(Wed)16:36:25 No.302529917 >>302526391 # >gay men have more testosterone in them yeah, until they fart 8 KB JPG >>302530183 # >>302530426 # >>302532720 # >>302534498 # >>302534715 # >>302535858 # >>302536457 #
: Anonymous (ID: c+MFYQRE ) 01/13/21(Wed)16:36:25 No.302529917 >>302526391 # >gay men have more testosterone in them yeah, until they fart 8 KB JPG >>302530183 # >>302530426 # >>302532720 # >>302534498 # >>302534715 # >>302535858 # >>302536457 #

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Anon gets lucky | /r/Greentext

File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related
File: e25b503ec294fc5d7f3cc37a4(...).jpg (76 KB, 1024x1024) O Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)20:26:08 No.844914479 [Reply] >Be me 5 years ago >Virgin loser >Have 2 friends >Decide enough is enough >Devise plan to get cooch >ldeas thrown around (get ripped, be a decent f------ human ect) >Need a quick idea >Overhear popular girl is having a sleepover >ldea.exe >We could pretend to be gay to get in >Next 3 days are spent being literal stereotypes, making sure girls notice >Actually get invited >Victory.png >Sleepover is dogshit >Just gossip >Bored out of my balls >"Hey anon, how would you feel about kissing a girl?" >Tell them I wouldn't love it >They come up with game >You'have to stay up as long as possible, last 2 people up have to make out >soundsgood.bat >Me and my chums struggle to stay awake >But we need to stay awake >We're not falling asleep >We're up all night to the sun >We're up all night to get some >We're up all night for good fun >We're up all night to get lucky Pic related

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:57:21 No.844948740 So I absolutely hate trannies, traps, crossdressers, whatever the f--- you want to call them. They're degenerates. So I do this to f--- with them 1.47 MB PNG >Talk with them on social media >Compliment them on how much they look like the other gender >Give them validation and attention >Overtime they begin to initiate conversations with me because of this. >They are so mentally ill they think I'm a close friend just because I give them validation >Keep talking with them for months >Suddenly ghost them >They message me several times every day asking where I am >When they say something like "I miss talking to you" I come back and say "Don't talk to me" >For some reason this absolutely ruins most of them. They beg for me to give them validation. >Never contact them again. Done this at least 50 times. F--- them.
: Anonymous 01/16/21(Sat)03:57:21 No.844948740 So I absolutely hate trannies, traps, crossdressers, whatever the f--- you want to call them. They're degenerates. So I do this to f--- with them 1.47 MB PNG >Talk with them on social media >Compliment them on how much they look like the other gender >Give them validation and attention >Overtime they begin to initiate conversations with me because of this. >They are so mentally ill they think I'm a close friend just because I give them validation >Keep talking with them for months >Suddenly ghost them >They message me several times every day asking where I am >When they say something like "I miss talking to you" I come back and say "Don't talk to me" >For some reason this absolutely ruins most of them. They beg for me to give them validation. >Never contact them again. Done this at least 50 times. F--- them.

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Anon helps out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)13:08:51 No.50459642 HOLA PRIMO! >school cafeteria >it's Mexican day >rice beans, tortillas, carne asada, s--- like that >this s--- is my jam, green chile on everything 129 KB PNG >tall white dude comes up to my s--- ass >"Hey, anon. Could you roll my burrito for me? I don't know how." >"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure." >neatly portion out the proper amount of beans into each tort, tuck, and roll some nice burritos for him %3D >"You have to tuck in the bottom like this so nothing spills out." >"Oh, cool. Thanks, dude." >"No problem."
: Anonymous 01/16/19(Wed)13:08:51 No.50459642 HOLA PRIMO! >school cafeteria >it's Mexican day >rice beans, tortillas, carne asada, s--- like that >this s--- is my jam, green chile on everything 129 KB PNG >tall white dude comes up to my s--- ass >"Hey, anon. Could you roll my burrito for me? I don't know how." >"Hm? Oh, yeah, sure." >neatly portion out the proper amount of beans into each tort, tuck, and roll some nice burritos for him %3D >"You have to tuck in the bottom like this so nothing spills out." >"Oh, cool. Thanks, dude." >"No problem."

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anon gets home invaded by the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons
: Anonymous 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 The dwarf > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their 393 KB JPG friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 783805660 Vor 9 Min. >Be me >In highschool >In class, supposed to be doing coursework >Chad is laughing at his phone >I look over, he is looking at memes >He's looking at minion memes on Facebook 49,6 kB JPG >Tf >I laugh and sit back in my seat, he doesn't notice >Get bored so I start looking at memes and greentext's >Chad comes over sees a Ben Shapiro meme >Continues to laugh at me and shout "NORMIE" >Ask him do you know where the word normie comes from >He replies with "yes, from Instagram" >Mfw
Anonymous | 783805660 Vor 9 Min. >Be me >In highschool >In class, supposed to be doing coursework >Chad is laughing at his phone >I look over, he is looking at memes >He's looking at minion memes on Facebook 49,6 kB JPG >Tf >I laugh and sit back in my seat, he doesn't notice >Get bored so I start looking at memes and greentext's >Chad comes over sees a Ben Shapiro meme >Continues to laugh at me and shout "NORMIE" >Ask him do you know where the word normie comes from >He replies with "yes, from Instagram" >Mfw

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Anon orders Domino’s | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)12:13:54 No.61876765 >be me >want pizza >order dominos >order a 2 liter thing of root beer with it >eat pizza 12 KB JPG >open root beer >pour me a cup >all of it turns to foam and dissappears >w--.tar.gz >pour another cup >mfw it does the same thing >cup is dry >drink from bottle >feel the root beer turn to foam in my mouth >disappears again >now the entire bottle is empty
: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)12:13:54 No.61876765 >be me >want pizza >order dominos >order a 2 liter thing of root beer with it >eat pizza 12 KB JPG >open root beer >pour me a cup >all of it turns to foam and dissappears >w--.tar.gz >pour another cup >mfw it does the same thing >cup is dry >drink from bottle >feel the root beer turn to foam in my mouth >disappears again >now the entire bottle is empty

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Anon is hunted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)19:22:30 No.844935120 1470092137584.png 867 KB PNG >be you >be unarmed >walking home >hear twig snap behind you >turn around >see pic related WWYD?
: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)19:22:30 No.844935120 1470092137584.png 867 KB PNG >be you >be unarmed >walking home >hear twig snap behind you >turn around >see pic related WWYD?

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Anon gets a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)09:44:29 No.844901901 >>844900853 >been delivering stuff to this woman who's a friend of my mom >pretty nice lady, sometimes asks me to eat something before going home >she has a daughter >kinda cute, sometimes she's the one opening the door for me >sometimes even sits next to me when I sit to eat >don't think much about her since she's much younger than me >about 2 months ago >lady offers me some cake since I brought her some medicine >she jokingly tells me that her daughter has a crush on me >just laugh it off >tells me that she wouldn't mind if was her daughter's bf >h-------- she's serious >next time I visit she tells me that her daughter was in her room and that she wanted to talk to me >feeling nervous because I didn't know what to say >go to the daughter's room >she's kinda nervous, we have some awkward small talk >all of a sudden she removes her shorts >suprised, don't know what to do >she sits naked in front of me >start getting horny >end up kissing >we jump on the bed >both are naked, I'm worried that her mom might open the door >end up f------ >there's even some blood on her thighs >oh f--- she's a virgin >she's crying and hugging me >just lay there hugging each other for about 30 min >finally get out of the room, her mom is literally in front of the door >tells me that she's happy for us >spend about a month without visiting them >first time visiting afterwards >end up having sex again >literally have sex everytime I visit ngl I think I'm in love
Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)09:44:29 No.844901901 >>844900853 >been delivering stuff to this woman who's a friend of my mom >pretty nice lady, sometimes asks me to eat something before going home >she has a daughter >kinda cute, sometimes she's the one opening the door for me >sometimes even sits next to me when I sit to eat >don't think much about her since she's much younger than me >about 2 months ago >lady offers me some cake since I brought her some medicine >she jokingly tells me that her daughter has a crush on me >just laugh it off >tells me that she wouldn't mind if was her daughter's bf >h-------- she's serious >next time I visit she tells me that her daughter was in her room and that she wanted to talk to me >feeling nervous because I didn't know what to say >go to the daughter's room >she's kinda nervous, we have some awkward small talk >all of a sudden she removes her shorts >suprised, don't know what to do >she sits naked in front of me >start getting horny >end up kissing >we jump on the bed >both are naked, I'm worried that her mom might open the door >end up f------ >there's even some blood on her thighs >oh f--- she's a virgin >she's crying and hugging me >just lay there hugging each other for about 30 min >finally get out of the room, her mom is literally in front of the door >tells me that she's happy for us >spend about a month without visiting them >first time visiting afterwards >end up having sex again >literally have sex everytime I visit ngl I think I'm in love

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anon preserves his virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49048915 Acum 2 h •.• >be me >uni student living in ghetto ass apartment >playing Dark Souls on Xbox >my w---- neighbour wanders into my room >she sits on my bed bitch no that's where my dragon plushie goes >"hey anon, whatcha doing?" >0-0-oh hi femanon, i'm playing Dark Souls >"oh ok. that looks really cool. can i play with you?" >n-n-no, i play offline >"oh i see. would you..." spreads legs >"like to do something else that involves 2 people?" 30,6 kB JPG >no >I have to beat Gwyn and link the fire >she leaves >virginity protected how did i do robots? REPLY Anonymous | 49049082 Acum 2 h i should also say that this gril was a w----. I heard her banging at least 3-5 different men judging by the tone of the masculine grunts and moans coming from next door. This ho probably had a baker's dozen STD's. 1 REPLY Anonymous | 49049332 Acum 1 h •.. >>49049082 You done good anon, don't let thots distract you from the true path.
Anonymous | 49048915 Acum 2 h •.• >be me >uni student living in ghetto ass apartment >playing Dark Souls on Xbox >my w---- neighbour wanders into my room >she sits on my bed bitch no that's where my dragon plushie goes >"hey anon, whatcha doing?" >0-0-oh hi femanon, i'm playing Dark Souls >"oh ok. that looks really cool. can i play with you?" >n-n-no, i play offline >"oh i see. would you..." spreads legs >"like to do something else that involves 2 people?" 30,6 kB JPG >no >I have to beat Gwyn and link the fire >she leaves >virginity protected how did i do robots? REPLY Anonymous | 49049082 Acum 2 h i should also say that this gril was a w----. I heard her banging at least 3-5 different men judging by the tone of the masculine grunts and moans coming from next door. This ho probably had a baker's dozen STD's. 1 REPLY Anonymous | 49049332 Acum 1 h •.. >>49049082 You done good anon, don't let thots distract you from the true path.

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Anon does good works | /r/Greentext

01/15/21(Fri)16:46:04 No.302984848 Anonymous (ID: XN1MYYWL) File: 1415153938871.png (984 KB, 863x661) >>302983820 > be me > have a p--- problem > go to local church > pastor helps me > accept Jesus as my Lord and savior > all my friends still hooked on p--- > get bright idea > down load high quality p--- > redub it so actors quote the bible > friends think it's cool, start watching > convert one friend to christianiy with bible p--- > feelsgoodman.gif > go back to local church > show pastor my bible p--- > kicks me out > tells me to see a psychiatrist > says I offended Jesus > says never come back mfw Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam
01/15/21(Fri)16:46:04 No.302984848 Anonymous (ID: XN1MYYWL) File: 1415153938871.png (984 KB, 863x661) >>302983820 > be me > have a p--- problem > go to local church > pastor helps me > accept Jesus as my Lord and savior > all my friends still hooked on p--- > get bright idea > down load high quality p--- > redub it so actors quote the bible > friends think it's cool, start watching > convert one friend to christianiy with bible p--- > feelsgoodman.gif > go back to local church > show pastor my bible p--- > kicks me out > tells me to see a psychiatrist > says I offended Jesus > says never come back mfw Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam

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Anon is a good pet | /r/Greentext

789969058 : Anonymous 1 hour ago kittycat.jpg (32.9 KB, 680x452) >Be me >Kitty >Have nice human friend >Good at feeding, lots of treats! >Litter box very clean! >Love human! >But human been sad lately >No other humans come see him anymore >Doesn't play with loud flashy light box either >Just be in bed >Maybe sick? >l snuggle him, will help right? >No :( >Have idea >Will do silly things! >Make human laugh! >Roll on floor >Chase tail >Rabbit kick toys >Human still not happy! >Human talks to me, not make sense though >Says he has no friends >l am friend, human! >Love you very much! >Say is too fat, no girl want >Am girl and belly is favorite part! >Good for sleeping and kneading! >So comfy! >Say he going to bridge >What is bridge? >Human gone long time >Why he not come back? >Litter box full now >Had to poop on floor >Very sorry :( >No food left >AM SO HUNGRY! >Maybe I bad kitty? >lf so, am sorry >lf see nice human, tell to come home plz! >Will be good kitty, promise!
789969058 : Anonymous 1 hour ago kittycat.jpg (32.9 KB, 680x452) >Be me >Kitty >Have nice human friend >Good at feeding, lots of treats! >Litter box very clean! >Love human! >But human been sad lately >No other humans come see him anymore >Doesn't play with loud flashy light box either >Just be in bed >Maybe sick? >l snuggle him, will help right? >No :( >Have idea >Will do silly things! >Make human laugh! >Roll on floor >Chase tail >Rabbit kick toys >Human still not happy! >Human talks to me, not make sense though >Says he has no friends >l am friend, human! >Love you very much! >Say is too fat, no girl want >Am girl and belly is favorite part! >Good for sleeping and kneading! >So comfy! >Say he going to bridge >What is bridge? >Human gone long time >Why he not come back? >Litter box full now >Had to poop on floor >Very sorry :( >No food left >AM SO HUNGRY! >Maybe I bad kitty? >lf so, am sorry >lf see nice human, tell to come home plz! >Will be good kitty, promise!

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Anon does an assignment | /r/Greentext

>Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours
>Have a whole week to do an assignment >Wait until the last 4 hours >have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't enough to do it >have to try 58 KB PNG >do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment >wait until the last 2 hours

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:31:23 No.844895313 I had a dream about her. We haven't spoken in 7 years, but all the feels came rushing back. I miss her so much. It was like we had just met again. I loved her, I really did. Why didn't it work out? 58 KB JPG Is it possible for me to find love like that again? Reciprocal love? A girl who cares about me just as much as l'd care about them? Imiss her so, so much /b/ros. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:50:40 No.844896081 Care about yourself the only reciprocal love you'll get is from your mom
: Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:31:23 No.844895313 I had a dream about her. We haven't spoken in 7 years, but all the feels came rushing back. I miss her so much. It was like we had just met again. I loved her, I really did. Why didn't it work out? 58 KB JPG Is it possible for me to find love like that again? Reciprocal love? A girl who cares about me just as much as l'd care about them? Imiss her so, so much /b/ros. 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 01/15/21(Fri)21:50:40 No.844896081 Care about yourself the only reciprocal love you'll get is from your mom

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