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>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me
>>457534108 (OP) # >Play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 >Play with Pyra as my main blade >My mom sees it >"Why does she look like that? Christ 101 KB JPG that's a bit sexist" >Grandpa comes in and says "Let him be a man, there's nothing wrong with it" >Mom decides to forget it >Grandpa asks me to do lewd moves to see her ass I love my grandpa, sometimes I wish I could transform into Pyra and let him f--- me

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Anon gets the wrong number | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)05:11:40 No.2166018 > Really like girl. > So, I go and talk to girl. > After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number. > She gives me digits. > F--- yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE???? > Call her a day later. > She asks, shocked, "How the f--- did you get this number?" > Wut? You gave it to me. > Says to herself, "Oh, f---, I must have given you my real one by mistake!" > I laugh. > She doesn't. >I laugh in denial. > She doesn't. >I force a laugh. > The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me. >I keep laughing through the tears.
O Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)05:11:40 No.2166018 > Really like girl. > So, I go and talk to girl. > After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask for her number. > She gives me digits. > F--- yes! Is this the ALPHA STAGE???? > Call her a day later. > She asks, shocked, "How the f--- did you get this number?" > Wut? You gave it to me. > Says to herself, "Oh, f---, I must have given you my real one by mistake!" > I laugh. > She doesn't. >I laugh in denial. > She doesn't. >I force a laugh. > The dial-tone laughs at me, not with me. >I keep laughing through the tears.

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Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF | Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:20:29 No.13223338 Gave my boyfriend the same perfume my dad uses now every time i smell him i get instantly horny 1.27 MB GIF | Anonymous 08/27/19(Tue)16:23:49 No.13223374 >>13223338 (OP) # 19 KB JPG

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Anon's is doing what he loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends
: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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Gordon on gear. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #
: Anonymous 08/20/18(Mon)08:20:40 No.102656591 45188D7700000578-0-image-a-18_1507291424887[1].jpg 53 KB JPG >Now, Cocaine >get the packet >knife, sharp >cut yes? >look at that color >rustic, simple >now, pound note >roll, tight >now this is my favorite >SNIFFF >f--- me >>102656784 # >>102658699 # >>102658907 # >>102662412 # >>102663687 #

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Anon goes to prison | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] | > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "Ill suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.
File: image.jpg (36 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 10/24/18(Wed)21:29:43 No.783188407 [Reply] | > be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy > going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up from regular beatings > f--- that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find. > spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! Big Nig!" > he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "Ill suck your d--- on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one f---- with me. Suck some big black d---. Who cares.

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Anon trust the justice system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)00:46:53 No.788487994 >get accused of r--- by landwhale feminist >spend the next few months worrying about getting falsely convicted >Cops give me details 13 KB JPG finally >gets expelled from her college >gets charged with slander >mfw the justice system works 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)00:48:01 No.788488089 F--- yeah
Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)00:46:53 No.788487994 >get accused of r--- by landwhale feminist >spend the next few months worrying about getting falsely convicted >Cops give me details 13 KB JPG finally >gets expelled from her college >gets charged with slander >mfw the justice system works 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)00:48:01 No.788488089 F--- yeah

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody 33 KB PNG possum >think Its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice Its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead
Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)05:01 No.55852 >be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in back yard >go out and get them to leave it alone >oh s--- it's a bloody 33 KB PNG possum >think Its dead, go to put it in garbage >notice Its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head >possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing Jared letto In American psycho >it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it >mfw I remember possums play dead

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Anon uses Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)15:00:09 No.52228531 >Decide to check out reddit to see if its as bad as everyone says >Go to the r/AmltheAsshole subreddit > First Post I see is of a some bitch getting pregnant at 17 wanting a abortion, boyfriend pleading her to 23 KB JPG keep the child says he'll raise it <Child is born she starts saying 'I HAVE PTSD FROM iT' >Father raises child >ffw 12 years her daughter wants to meet her >Literally wants no contact >Straight up rejects her own child >Everyone cheering her on >Any people who disagree get downvoted into oblivion What the f---? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 05/02/19(Thu)15:00:09 No.52228531 >Decide to check out reddit to see if its as bad as everyone says >Go to the r/AmltheAsshole subreddit > First Post I see is of a some bitch getting pregnant at 17 wanting a abortion, boyfriend pleading her to 23 KB JPG keep the child says he'll raise it <Child is born she starts saying 'I HAVE PTSD FROM iT' >Father raises child >ffw 12 years her daughter wants to meet her >Literally wants no contact >Straight up rejects her own child >Everyone cheering her on >Any people who disagree get downvoted into oblivion What the f---? 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon buys crude oil | /r/Greentext

File: A4E57907-9815-46E6-BC13-8(..).jpg (261 KB, 840x562) O Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)07:50:31 No.844796744 [Reply] >be me >truly_unhinged.jpg >decide to purchase oil futures contract >accidentaly buy a barrel of crude oil shipped directly to my house >not know what to do with it for 2 weeks >super hot one day >get overheated as s---, decide to drink >get so drunk I grab my funnel and pump 2 gallons of crude oil into my ass >in the moment I wanted to save it for the right moment >thought it would be cool to s--- a f--- ton of oil all at once >get side tracked and watch finding Nemo >get to the part with the little squid girl in nemos school >arousedasfuck.png >realize my true purpose in life >uber to my local swimming pool >there are 3 pools but of course I decide to go to the one with the most children in it >still be drunk as f--- >sit down in the most populated area >start f------ swimming around like a big squid >moms are looking at me in confusion and disgust >one of them starts walking to the front desk, clearly going to call police >'it's time" >scream "IM GONNA INK" in the same voice I would have if I was mid orgasm >s--- 2 gallons of crude oil into the kiddie pool >children surface from the water visibly blinded and covered in my a--- oil >children screaming and crying all around >oil has spread farther than I ever imagined it would >make my escape >known as local squid man forever
File: A4E57907-9815-46E6-BC13-8(..).jpg (261 KB, 840x562) O Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)07:50:31 No.844796744 [Reply] >be me >truly_unhinged.jpg >decide to purchase oil futures contract >accidentaly buy a barrel of crude oil shipped directly to my house >not know what to do with it for 2 weeks >super hot one day >get overheated as s---, decide to drink >get so drunk I grab my funnel and pump 2 gallons of crude oil into my ass >in the moment I wanted to save it for the right moment >thought it would be cool to s--- a f--- ton of oil all at once >get side tracked and watch finding Nemo >get to the part with the little squid girl in nemos school >arousedasfuck.png >realize my true purpose in life >uber to my local swimming pool >there are 3 pools but of course I decide to go to the one with the most children in it >still be drunk as f--- >sit down in the most populated area >start f------ swimming around like a big squid >moms are looking at me in confusion and disgust >one of them starts walking to the front desk, clearly going to call police >'it's time" >scream "IM GONNA INK" in the same voice I would have if I was mid orgasm >s--- 2 gallons of crude oil into the kiddie pool >children surface from the water visibly blinded and covered in my a--- oil >children screaming and crying all around >oil has spread farther than I ever imagined it would >make my escape >known as local squid man forever

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Anon is a couch fucker | /r/Greentext

File: 1515265048322 jpg (63 KB, 610x800) Anonymous 01/14/18(Sun)20 59:44 No.42487151 42487352 be me > be 17 > have uncontrollable boners > have uncontrollable urge to fap > jerk it twice a day, everyday > masturbate on the living room sofa > it's comfy asf and no one goes there > too lazy to get tissue > c-- between the pillows > "Il sometimes use the pillows like a fleshlight > do this everyday for 2 years > eventually dad smells something > encounter.mp3 > he blames my effeminate beta male younger brother > false alarm > he's been caught pillow humping before > dad brings him to the living roam > brother tries to explain, dad thinks he's lying, gets mad > dad punches him in the gut > dad beats him so bad, he pisses himself. > dad leaves my little brother crying in his own piss > his face whern Now, what keeps me up at night isn't what happened to my brother. What bugs me is the boner I got from seeing it.
File: 1515265048322 jpg (63 KB, 610x800) Anonymous 01/14/18(Sun)20 59:44 No.42487151 42487352 be me > be 17 > have uncontrollable boners > have uncontrollable urge to fap > jerk it twice a day, everyday > masturbate on the living room sofa > it's comfy asf and no one goes there > too lazy to get tissue > c-- between the pillows > "Il sometimes use the pillows like a fleshlight > do this everyday for 2 years > eventually dad smells something > encounter.mp3 > he blames my effeminate beta male younger brother > false alarm > he's been caught pillow humping before > dad brings him to the living roam > brother tries to explain, dad thinks he's lying, gets mad > dad punches him in the gut > dad beats him so bad, he pisses himself. > dad leaves my little brother crying in his own piss > his face whern Now, what keeps me up at night isn't what happened to my brother. What bugs me is the boner I got from seeing it.

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Anon likes to larp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)08:49:51 No.9363694 >be me >redditfag >unironically a zoomer >pretend to use 4chan >make "be me" post even though no one does that anymore 276 KB JPG >add pepe image even though 4chan hates it now >make "le wholesome" post even though people here are nihilistic assholes >screenshot own thread >don't even crop out the date and time that shows the thread was made literally seconds ago >post on r/4chan and r/greentext >get fake internet points from a bunch of other redditfags that don't actually use 4chan F--- you if you do this
: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)08:49:51 No.9363694 >be me >redditfag >unironically a zoomer >pretend to use 4chan >make "be me" post even though no one does that anymore 276 KB JPG >add pepe image even though 4chan hates it now >make "le wholesome" post even though people here are nihilistic assholes >screenshot own thread >don't even crop out the date and time that shows the thread was made literally seconds ago >post on r/4chan and r/greentext >get fake internet points from a bunch of other redditfags that don't actually use 4chan F--- you if you do this

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Anon visits a friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)18:30:08 No.61847196 >be me >be 10 >at friends house >really need a s--- but too shy to go downstairs and walk past his family >ITS COMING >HOLD IT >a little turtle head pops out and rolls down my trouser leg without me realising >we're playing lego or some s--- >friend picks up a small black ball >oh s--- >literally oh s--- >he doesnt know what it is >he keeps lightly squeezing it >ask to have a look >he passes me it >i throw it out of the open window immediately and tell him it was old chocolate Anyway then i nicked some bionicle
Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)18:30:08 No.61847196 >be me >be 10 >at friends house >really need a s--- but too shy to go downstairs and walk past his family >ITS COMING >HOLD IT >a little turtle head pops out and rolls down my trouser leg without me realising >we're playing lego or some s--- >friend picks up a small black ball >oh s--- >literally oh s--- >he doesnt know what it is >he keeps lightly squeezing it >ask to have a look >he passes me it >i throw it out of the open window immediately and tell him it was old chocolate Anyway then i nicked some bionicle

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Anon has sex | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot_20210104-172635~2.png (205 KB, 720x260) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)11:04:27 >Be me. >23 yo kissless virgin. >Been working at Walmart for 5 years. >Work with a qt. >5/10 but she's nice to me. >Invited her over last night to "watch Netflix." >ThatMeansFucking.png >Third episode of I survived I get over my fear and put my arm around her. >This activates her inner slut and we start making out. >Dart my tongue like a lizard because it's my first time. >She still wants it. >Finally f--- her. >Everything was going good except the condom felt s-----. >She's f------ me back and says she's about to c--. >"Wow I'm great at sex." >She arches her back and says she's c------. >She yells like a howler monkey and put on a show. >No milk.jpeg. >She obviously didn't c-- and is lying to me. >Immediately ruined my concentration. >l f------ go soft in her. >She asks if there's something wrong. >Obviously. >I tell her "you don't have to lie to me about c------ I'm not an idiot." >She gets upset and leaves. >Finish with my hand. >Now she won't talk to me at work.
File: Screenshot_20210104-172635~2.png (205 KB, 720x260) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)11:04:27 >Be me. >23 yo kissless virgin. >Been working at Walmart for 5 years. >Work with a qt. >5/10 but she's nice to me. >Invited her over last night to "watch Netflix." >ThatMeansFucking.png >Third episode of I survived I get over my fear and put my arm around her. >This activates her inner slut and we start making out. >Dart my tongue like a lizard because it's my first time. >She still wants it. >Finally f--- her. >Everything was going good except the condom felt s-----. >She's f------ me back and says she's about to c--. >"Wow I'm great at sex." >She arches her back and says she's c------. >She yells like a howler monkey and put on a show. >No milk.jpeg. >She obviously didn't c-- and is lying to me. >Immediately ruined my concentration. >l f------ go soft in her. >She asks if there's something wrong. >Obviously. >I tell her "you don't have to lie to me about c------ I'm not an idiot." >She gets upset and leaves. >Finish with my hand. >Now she won't talk to me at work.

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Anon has a rabbit problem | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) 8O Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 H I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit foo... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant -- the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----. Replies: >>3146592 Replies to this post: >>3146592 Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:55:43 No.3146592 QDA >>3146586 10/10 Thread Tools Posts: 9 Images: 1 /r9k/ - Board Index O Preload images (1/1) O Expand images Ir9k/
File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) 8O Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586 H I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit foo... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant -- the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----. Replies: >>3146592 Replies to this post: >>3146592 Anonymous 07/20/12(Fri)12:55:43 No.3146592 QDA >>3146586 10/10 Thread Tools Posts: 9 Images: 1 /r9k/ - Board Index O Preload images (1/1) O Expand images Ir9k/

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Alpha behavior | /r/Greentext

File: SV5w8LxgwLkjk6YG3xULKG.jpg (1.36 MB, 1000x757) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)07:45:51 No.61843609 [Reply] >>61844859 >be me >got a pupper from one of the local shelters a few weeks ago >super sweet and kind dog that loves to be pet from everyone >everytime I go for a walk with her everyone stops and tells me how cute she is >yesterday >going for a walk >two super cute girls approach >dog goes crazy towards them >girls start petting her and tell me how cute she is >we talk for a while about puppies and stuff, one of them has one too >"maybe our dogs can become friends, we can bring them together to the dog park" >fuckyes.png >dog starts to walk around smelling the floor >ohno.exe >she s---- the BIGGEST and STINKIEST crap ever >the stench overcomes our facemasks >must be the bone I gave her in the morning so she would stay calm while I was away >girls have to step away from the f------ smell >they go away without saying nothing and with a disgust expression on their faces Why bros?
File: SV5w8LxgwLkjk6YG3xULKG.jpg (1.36 MB, 1000x757) O Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)07:45:51 No.61843609 [Reply] >>61844859 >be me >got a pupper from one of the local shelters a few weeks ago >super sweet and kind dog that loves to be pet from everyone >everytime I go for a walk with her everyone stops and tells me how cute she is >yesterday >going for a walk >two super cute girls approach >dog goes crazy towards them >girls start petting her and tell me how cute she is >we talk for a while about puppies and stuff, one of them has one too >"maybe our dogs can become friends, we can bring them together to the dog park" >fuckyes.png >dog starts to walk around smelling the floor >ohno.exe >she s---- the BIGGEST and STINKIEST crap ever >the stench overcomes our facemasks >must be the bone I gave her in the morning so she would stay calm while I was away >girls have to step away from the f------ smell >they go away without saying nothing and with a disgust expression on their faces Why bros?

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Anon doesn't like pony play | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold >crazy bitch is shoving 3 - 4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"
Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun >dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold >crazy bitch is shoving 3 - 4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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Anon has a potential | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)00:20:48 No.844766211 >wake up >coom EAT >eat SLEEP >Coom REPEAT >sleep >coom 113 KB JPG >wake up >Coom >eat >coom
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Anon has cuck dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)16:50:48 No.844760563 >Just had the most Beta f------ cuck dream ever and I'm actually worried about my psyche from this quarantine. >At a campfire party talking to people, almost pick up a cute girl, end up bringing this really fat chick home 25 KB JPG >I refuse to sleep with bigger girls >Get in bed with her, put a condom on, in my f------ dream w-- >She like, lifts her fat fold to get my d--- in. I'm not even fully hard in my dream. >She literally s---- on me, and is so embarrassed she leaves my house while I'm walking to the bathroom with weird chunks of s--- on me >I clean myself off, and try to masturbate in the bathroom >Wake up mid dream wank. I have NEVER had a dream of jerking off, or banging a fat girl. Am I this starved for human attention?
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)16:50:48 No.844760563 >Just had the most Beta f------ cuck dream ever and I'm actually worried about my psyche from this quarantine. >At a campfire party talking to people, almost pick up a cute girl, end up bringing this really fat chick home 25 KB JPG >I refuse to sleep with bigger girls >Get in bed with her, put a condom on, in my f------ dream w-- >She like, lifts her fat fold to get my d--- in. I'm not even fully hard in my dream. >She literally s---- on me, and is so embarrassed she leaves my house while I'm walking to the bathroom with weird chunks of s--- on me >I clean myself off, and try to masturbate in the bathroom >Wake up mid dream wank. I have NEVER had a dream of jerking off, or banging a fat girl. Am I this starved for human attention?

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anon goes back to prison | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)19:08:11 No.844773509 BDDB153A-E175-4152-B15E-90F3AC8BC131.jpg| 26 KB JPG >going back to prison for the 4th time It's the only way i can get laid /b/ros
: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)19:08:11 No.844773509 BDDB153A-E175-4152-B15E-90F3AC8BC131.jpg| 26 KB JPG >going back to prison for the 4th time It's the only way i can get laid /b/ros

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