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Anonymous (ID: CINHW8YS) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging vyour lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit
Anonymous (ID: CINHW8YS) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging vyour lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

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File: 13883050298 (15 KB, 239x175, big fat whale.png) □ Anonymous 12/29/13(Sun)03:17 No.24285383 Replies: >224285440 2224285451 2224285487 %2428 sbe me scashier at Walgreens >s----- job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring sslow night, not many customers ssuddenly see the fattest of fat fat f---- approaching register cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking sso fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in cart isthisfaggotserious.jpg sa guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee total comes to 78 dollars sshoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an a------ smark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" sstarts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change sby this point there are four people waiting behind F------ McFatterson sall visibly upset that they have to wait for him call for second cashier severyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat sthis guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change sstarts wheezing Sfinally makes the change so can give him all bills back ssecond cashiers line empties sguy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat s"l can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" smaking small talk I say, "Long day at work?" s"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom s"So what do you do?" > moderate the sports board on 4chan" mfw Anonymous 12/29/13(Sun)03:23 No.24285440 File: 1388305419225 ipg-(29 KB, 640x480, 1315895805868.jpg) P>
File: 13883050298 (15 KB, 239x175, big fat whale.png) □ Anonymous 12/29/13(Sun)03:17 No.24285383 Replies: >224285440 2224285451 2224285487 %2428 sbe me scashier at Walgreens >s----- job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring sslow night, not many customers ssuddenly see the fattest of fat fat f---- approaching register cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking sso fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in cart isthisfaggotserious.jpg sa guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee total comes to 78 dollars sshoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an a------ smark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" sstarts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change sby this point there are four people waiting behind F------ McFatterson sall visibly upset that they have to wait for him call for second cashier severyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat sthis guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change sstarts wheezing Sfinally makes the change so can give him all bills back ssecond cashiers line empties sguy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat s"l can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" smaking small talk I say, "Long day at work?" s"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom s"So what do you do?" > moderate the sports board on 4chan" mfw Anonymous 12/29/13(Sun)03:23 No.24285440 File: 1388305419225 ipg-(29 KB, 640x480, 1315895805868.jpg) P>

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Krusty Krab

Anonymous (ID: On1goll3) 05/30/13(Thu)00:43:18 No.483594269 >ring ring* >Hi this is Michelle, this isn't the damned Krusty Krab! STOP CALLING! >Uh, what? I wanted to order some food. I'm a little confused. >Oh sorry, what would you like? >Fried catfish poboy please. My name is Omarion. >Can you spell that? who lives in a pineapple under the see.. >GOD F------ DAMNIT! *click*
Anonymous (ID: On1goll3) 05/30/13(Thu)00:43:18 No.483594269 >ring ring* >Hi this is Michelle, this isn't the damned Krusty Krab! STOP CALLING! >Uh, what? I wanted to order some food. I'm a little confused. >Oh sorry, what would you like? >Fried catfish poboy please. My name is Omarion. >Can you spell that? who lives in a pineapple under the see.. >GOD F------ DAMNIT! *click*

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Narrow Escape

400 png-(29 KB, 468x466, 1316973828281.png) Anonymous 09/26/11 (Mon)00:13:20 No.355343406 sa really cute girl from work told me if i went out with her to a party id get some p---- licks my ear as she says this >go out with her >she ignores everyone at the party and takes me by the hand into a bed room on the third floor >she pulls down my pants, i feel her hot breath on my penis >she then sprints across the room, and hops out of an open window, runs down the ladder, and retracts the ladder hear the bedroom door locking from the other side >that's when i saw her, the hot girls autistic 400 pound 45 year old sister >she was drooling all over her mottled t--- and fingering her c--- using her own liquid feces as lubricant >she took one look at my throbbing c--- and said "commear baby dakes. i want thad hot meat in my frontbutt" >I'm not proud of how i acted that day but i had to do what i did to survive walked over to her, holding her head to my chest >she attempted to suckle from my nipple as i put her in a head lock held her there in a sleeper hold for 4 minutes before she passed out >i searched the room for a key, which as it turned out was tied around her neck with fishing line >before i left the house i lit a pile of laundry on the second floor on fire >that house and the gibbering monster held within burned to a crisp Anonymous 09/26/11(Mon)00:14:52 No.355343662 File 1 049 29 KB, 720x540, 1314420186801.jpg) What the f--- am i reading
400 png-(29 KB, 468x466, 1316973828281.png) Anonymous 09/26/11 (Mon)00:13:20 No.355343406 sa really cute girl from work told me if i went out with her to a party id get some p---- licks my ear as she says this >go out with her >she ignores everyone at the party and takes me by the hand into a bed room on the third floor >she pulls down my pants, i feel her hot breath on my penis >she then sprints across the room, and hops out of an open window, runs down the ladder, and retracts the ladder hear the bedroom door locking from the other side >that's when i saw her, the hot girls autistic 400 pound 45 year old sister >she was drooling all over her mottled t--- and fingering her c--- using her own liquid feces as lubricant >she took one look at my throbbing c--- and said "commear baby dakes. i want thad hot meat in my frontbutt" >I'm not proud of how i acted that day but i had to do what i did to survive walked over to her, holding her head to my chest >she attempted to suckle from my nipple as i put her in a head lock held her there in a sleeper hold for 4 minutes before she passed out >i searched the room for a key, which as it turned out was tied around her neck with fishing line >before i left the house i lit a pile of laundry on the second floor on fire >that house and the gibbering monster held within burned to a crisp Anonymous 09/26/11(Mon)00:14:52 No.355343662 File 1 049 29 KB, 720x540, 1314420186801.jpg) What the f--- am i reading

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Jimmy John Genius

1 739451462 7/20/17 1:18 AM M ToThe girl I'm in love with works at a Jimmy John's, andl A think I've finally found a plan to make her mine Since 1983 installed a spy program on the computer at her Jimmy ?SAND TASTT 107 KB John's l now have all of the schedules of each employee, and access to the info about each delivery order >What kind of sandwich, where it's going, who's delivering it, etc have a reasonable sized van bought a Jimmy John's uniform, all of the sandwich supplies I need. chips,and packaging for all this s--- to make it seem official >Whenever I see an order pop up that will be delivered by my girl make the sandwich on my own, and rush it to the person who ordered it before the gets there Every time my girl delivers a sandwich she ll be greeted by a happy customer who already has their food >She won't believe it, it's impossible for something like this to happen Each successive house already has a sandwich in it This will continue for several weeks, each day she grows crazier and crazier One day she'll inevitably start crying on the side of the road once she sees yet another already delivered order Guess who's waiting there to console her It's me Give her a shoulder to cry on, say I'll find what's at the bottom of this mystery >The mysterious sandwiches will stop, and she'll fall in love with me We will make sweet sandwich love every night We'll pound like pickles >If she says she's going to leave me, my sandwiches will start coming back >Her mental health will literally be dependent on being in a relationship with me >When this plan is literally foolproof Starting my plan tomorrow, wish me luck
1 739451462 7/20/17 1:18 AM M ToThe girl I'm in love with works at a Jimmy John's, andl A think I've finally found a plan to make her mine Since 1983 installed a spy program on the computer at her Jimmy ?SAND TASTT 107 KB John's l now have all of the schedules of each employee, and access to the info about each delivery order >What kind of sandwich, where it's going, who's delivering it, etc have a reasonable sized van bought a Jimmy John's uniform, all of the sandwich supplies I need. chips,and packaging for all this s--- to make it seem official >Whenever I see an order pop up that will be delivered by my girl make the sandwich on my own, and rush it to the person who ordered it before the gets there Every time my girl delivers a sandwich she ll be greeted by a happy customer who already has their food >She won't believe it, it's impossible for something like this to happen Each successive house already has a sandwich in it This will continue for several weeks, each day she grows crazier and crazier One day she'll inevitably start crying on the side of the road once she sees yet another already delivered order Guess who's waiting there to console her It's me Give her a shoulder to cry on, say I'll find what's at the bottom of this mystery >The mysterious sandwiches will stop, and she'll fall in love with me We will make sweet sandwich love every night We'll pound like pickles >If she says she's going to leave me, my sandwiches will start coming back >Her mental health will literally be dependent on being in a relationship with me >When this plan is literally foolproof Starting my plan tomorrow, wish me luck

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ALL THE EGGS

- File: 1344263299653 ipg-(118 KB, 750x561, 1342391823379.jpg) 器□ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.1 50024827 ED >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? Replies to this post □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.1 50024980回團 P> 48 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.1 50026512 0團困 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place >Let her sleep on my bed as sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up >Ask her if she's ok > "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs >Ask if she needs a ride home >Tell her to take care Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No 1 50026676 ] □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 No. 102 KB, 480 □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon 10:47 No. 1500266 265 KB, 334x393, 1 File: 134426450 File: 13442644329 >>150026512 Wizard detected 150026512 P> Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: 1344265300847 png-(4 KB, 312x315, 1343878593548.png) HIGH LEVEL P> stake her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at EMBARRASSING school? Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11 :05 No. 150028268 □ □ (45 KB, 882x896, EAT ALL THE EGGS.png) 8 Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 >h-hi.. swh- why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs >pl-please dont go >door slams 爿love you too you a-wake? ㄣ
- File: 1344263299653 ipg-(118 KB, 750x561, 1342391823379.jpg) 器□ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.1 50024827 ED >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? Replies to this post □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.1 50024980回團 P> 48 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.1 50026512 0團困 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place >Let her sleep on my bed as sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up >Ask her if she's ok > "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs >Ask if she needs a ride home >Tell her to take care Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No 1 50026676 ] □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 No. 102 KB, 480 □ Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon 10:47 No. 1500266 265 KB, 334x393, 1 File: 134426450 File: 13442644329 >>150026512 Wizard detected 150026512 P> Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: 1344265300847 png-(4 KB, 312x315, 1343878593548.png) HIGH LEVEL P> stake her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at EMBARRASSING school? Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11 :05 No. 150028268 □ □ (45 KB, 882x896, EAT ALL THE EGGS.png) 8 Replies to this post: Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 >h-hi.. swh- why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs >pl-please dont go >door slams 爿love you too you a-wake? ㄣ

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D&D Brownies

413531-CosmicBrownies.ipg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb ■ N Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [r] 2-28470782 >-28470790 >Last Nights D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid > Its my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it. Try it t tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >Dont worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming IT'S LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------." >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about. manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782[r]>-28470798>-28470804>-284 [+] Did you get the recipe?
413531-CosmicBrownies.ipg (195 KB, 800x600) google igdb ■ N Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:00:34 No.28470756 [r] 2-28470782 >-28470790 >Last Nights D&D session >DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef >Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender >Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid > Its my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it. Try it t tastes like sex with an angel >Everyone drains their mugs >Dont worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you want! And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you! >We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming IT'S LIKE SNAKES. IT'S LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------." >No one has any idea what he's talking about. >One minute later >Everyone knows what he's talking about. manage to reach one of the three bathrooms >Pain >Agonizing pain >Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots >I am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming >Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard >Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on >Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds Gaming food thread? Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)13:02:47 No.28470782[r]>-28470798>-28470804>-284 [+] Did you get the recipe?

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Renaissance Fair

! Anonymous 10/16/16(Sun)01:09:58 No. 708068041 >Me, working hard at ren fair >I'm a random guard >Tis my duty to ha >Get paid well >People running around as pirates doing pirate things rass strangers in the name of the king >Suddenly see hot chick stealing something from a stall Now's my chance >I walk up to her >She knows i know I yell at the top of my lungs >"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" >She tries to run >l give chase Tackle that bitch to the ground >She yells "R---" >l yell "YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW" >Crowd gathers >Some guy pulls me off of her >He pulls out a knife >Oh f--- He stabs me in the stomach >Knife breaks off my armor >I am f------ invincible >Punch him in the face with metal gauntlet >Pretty sure his face is broken >King arrives >"What the f--- happened here?" > "Sire this woman is stealing i went to appreheno >King checks woman >Finds 500 worth of jewelry >Her and the guy taken away >Get promotion >Head of kings guar >Princess loves me for my heroism >Stop thieves get bitches
! Anonymous 10/16/16(Sun)01:09:58 No. 708068041 >Me, working hard at ren fair >I'm a random guard >Tis my duty to ha >Get paid well >People running around as pirates doing pirate things rass strangers in the name of the king >Suddenly see hot chick stealing something from a stall Now's my chance >I walk up to her >She knows i know I yell at the top of my lungs >"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" >She tries to run >l give chase Tackle that bitch to the ground >She yells "R---" >l yell "YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW" >Crowd gathers >Some guy pulls me off of her >He pulls out a knife >Oh f--- He stabs me in the stomach >Knife breaks off my armor >I am f------ invincible >Punch him in the face with metal gauntlet >Pretty sure his face is broken >King arrives >"What the f--- happened here?" > "Sire this woman is stealing i went to appreheno >King checks woman >Finds 500 worth of jewelry >Her and the guy taken away >Get promotion >Head of kings guar >Princess loves me for my heroism >Stop thieves get bitches

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Crazy Party

ile: thatsprettygood.ipg (16 KB, 480x360) □ Anonymous 07/3 1 / 1 7 Mon 00: 31: 50 No. 740 6 1 3468 2274061 3927 >>74061 40042274061 4173 2274061 4403 2274061 4526 2274061 4593 >>74061 4638 >>740614639 Story time, /b/ >Be me >Be 17, be in high school >I'm a bit of a beta, and only really have one friend >He likes beta s--- like I do, but he has charisma and good looks >We're picking our courses for senior year, and we both need some art credits >My friend decides to take drama, because it's mostly qt3.14 girls and some gay guys >He convinces me to join him, since he won't know anyone else in the class >Senior year starts >I actually kind of enjoy the drama class and I'm not exactly bad at it, but my friend barely tries and has no talent whatsoever >Our class has 4 or 5 gay dudes, a couple 5-6/10s, and about 10 absolutely gorgeous girls, who are all like 11/10 >My friend spends all the time he can during the class flirting with the 11/10 girls >November rolls around, we start preparing for a play >My friend is still utter trash at drama, and everyone thinks he's probably going to wreck the play if he's given an important role, so the teacher edits the script and adds a part with no speaking lines >He's going to be playing a f------ bush >The gay dudes don't exactly like him and his attitude, but the girls are cool with him >The night of the play rolls around >My friend manages not to f--- up being a bush >Some of the girls decide to throw a party afterwards >Nine of the hot girls are there, and they invite my friend for some reason >They don't invite me, feelsbadman.jpg >Someone brought a bunch of weed and booze to the party >They all get super drunk and stoned and have a f------ >Mfw bush did nine 11's
ile: thatsprettygood.ipg (16 KB, 480x360) □ Anonymous 07/3 1 / 1 7 Mon 00: 31: 50 No. 740 6 1 3468 2274061 3927 >>74061 40042274061 4173 2274061 4403 2274061 4526 2274061 4593 >>74061 4638 >>740614639 Story time, /b/ >Be me >Be 17, be in high school >I'm a bit of a beta, and only really have one friend >He likes beta s--- like I do, but he has charisma and good looks >We're picking our courses for senior year, and we both need some art credits >My friend decides to take drama, because it's mostly qt3.14 girls and some gay guys >He convinces me to join him, since he won't know anyone else in the class >Senior year starts >I actually kind of enjoy the drama class and I'm not exactly bad at it, but my friend barely tries and has no talent whatsoever >Our class has 4 or 5 gay dudes, a couple 5-6/10s, and about 10 absolutely gorgeous girls, who are all like 11/10 >My friend spends all the time he can during the class flirting with the 11/10 girls >November rolls around, we start preparing for a play >My friend is still utter trash at drama, and everyone thinks he's probably going to wreck the play if he's given an important role, so the teacher edits the script and adds a part with no speaking lines >He's going to be playing a f------ bush >The gay dudes don't exactly like him and his attitude, but the girls are cool with him >The night of the play rolls around >My friend manages not to f--- up being a bush >Some of the girls decide to throw a party afterwards >Nine of the hot girls are there, and they invite my friend for some reason >They don't invite me, feelsbadman.jpg >Someone brought a bunch of weed and booze to the party >They all get super drunk and stoned and have a f------ >Mfw bush did nine 11's

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> Anonymous 05/09/17 Tue 17:54:46 No.37645 1571 376453220 >>376453482 >-376451712 >>376451651 > 376451875 >>376451963 >>376452036 >>376452046 >>376452 39 >>376452 65 >>376452209 >>376452315 >>376452339-376452404 >>376452494 >>37645288 File: 1493162882402 ipg (21 KB, 306x306) >376440753 >computer is in grandmas roonm masturbate in the room while she has her back turned sometimes swack off to naruto x sakura p--- on some website and some doujins I found >finish as my grandma tells me its my time to get off and my sisters turn to use the computer >she's a huge naruto weeb, has a crush on sasuke, and watched a ton of AMVs and had a gaia account >get paranoid she'll find my history when she types in the URL bar to watch her AMVs and read her naruto and anime fanfics >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons >ask her what she would think of that and she asks me what do I mean stell her that I e--------- to a picture of sakura on a bench exposing her p---- >show her the pic >she's disgusted and immediately leaves the room >never brings it up again and it's been 15 years later >she's no longer a weeb but she's a man apparently now >sometimes I am left awake at night at the pure cringe of my younger self □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:56:44 No.376451712 File □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:58:29 No.376451851 File: sad hackerman.jpg (27 KB, 565x596) (32 KB, 300x900) 2> >>call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons anon what the f--- are you doing >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons ANON PLS □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:58:50 No.376451 875 File: 1487808109305. gif (932 KB, 400x265) □Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:00:04 No.376451963 File: 14903884814 (325 KB, 468x484) Holy f--- >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons What the f--- □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:01:02 No.376452036 Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:02:38 No. 376452165 ,-YOURE A FUNNY GUY 376451571 at least the world has one less weaboo for it, you did gods work anon. LL TAKE YOUIL SKELETON LAST That's one for the ages. I had a hearty kek over this. Thanks anon Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:04:35 No. 376452315ー376452470 >2376453360 □ Anonymous 05/09/17 (Tue)18: 11:30 No.376452885 ile: tom-delonge-w--.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335) File. Shyamalan%20main jpg (65 KB. 556x316) HOME 5> >she's no longer a weeb but she's a man apparently now >tell her that I e--------- to a picture of sakura on a bench exposing her p---- show her the pic Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:03:18 No.376452209 put me in the screencap
> Anonymous 05/09/17 Tue 17:54:46 No.37645 1571 376453220 >>376453482 >-376451712 >>376451651 > 376451875 >>376451963 >>376452036 >>376452046 >>376452 39 >>376452 65 >>376452209 >>376452315 >>376452339-376452404 >>376452494 >>37645288 File: 1493162882402 ipg (21 KB, 306x306) >376440753 >computer is in grandmas roonm masturbate in the room while she has her back turned sometimes swack off to naruto x sakura p--- on some website and some doujins I found >finish as my grandma tells me its my time to get off and my sisters turn to use the computer >she's a huge naruto weeb, has a crush on sasuke, and watched a ton of AMVs and had a gaia account >get paranoid she'll find my history when she types in the URL bar to watch her AMVs and read her naruto and anime fanfics >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons >ask her what she would think of that and she asks me what do I mean stell her that I e--------- to a picture of sakura on a bench exposing her p---- >show her the pic >she's disgusted and immediately leaves the room >never brings it up again and it's been 15 years later >she's no longer a weeb but she's a man apparently now >sometimes I am left awake at night at the pure cringe of my younger self □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:56:44 No.376451712 File □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:58:29 No.376451851 File: sad hackerman.jpg (27 KB, 565x596) (32 KB, 300x900) 2> >>call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons anon what the f--- are you doing >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons ANON PLS □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)17:58:50 No.376451 875 File: 1487808109305. gif (932 KB, 400x265) □Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:00:04 No.376451963 File: 14903884814 (325 KB, 468x484) Holy f--- >call her into another room and explain to her that sometimes I j------- cartoons What the f--- □ Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:01:02 No.376452036 Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:02:38 No. 376452165 ,-YOURE A FUNNY GUY 376451571 at least the world has one less weaboo for it, you did gods work anon. LL TAKE YOUIL SKELETON LAST That's one for the ages. I had a hearty kek over this. Thanks anon Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:04:35 No. 376452315ー376452470 >2376453360 □ Anonymous 05/09/17 (Tue)18: 11:30 No.376452885 ile: tom-delonge-w--.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335) File. Shyamalan%20main jpg (65 KB. 556x316) HOME 5> >she's no longer a weeb but she's a man apparently now >tell her that I e--------- to a picture of sakura on a bench exposing her p---- show her the pic Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)18:03:18 No.376452209 put me in the screencap

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4 Barreled Blunderbuss

Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113- > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky ere > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector s Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag s Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a
Anonymous 05/24/15(Sun)18:19:46 No.25929113- > Be 1521 > Plundering with me crew > Yahar png > Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see somthing ye might be likin > Hobble me way ovar to Hector > "Looky ere > BythelockerofDavy Jones.png > It be a fuhckin' 4 barreled bunderbuss. > Cap'n Chester walks over, wonderin what the fuss be about > Eye patch flies off "GIMME THAT!" > Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector s Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag s Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers > ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew were but a

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File: pepe (3411ipg (9 KB, 229x221) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:06:46 No.20754496 20754741 20754797 all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to visit a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5ft4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger her d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and asks if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:15:43 No.20754725 File: 1435410045765.ipg (48 KB, 558x564) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:27:36 No.20755013 File: 84768467846748874 ipg (70 KB, 1206x723) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >l just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the comer of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:03 No.20755452 > ease be real O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:19:12 No.20754797 >still referring to it as "her d---", etc Women don't have penises, OP. You're gay you've broken yourself down. now it's time to build yourself back up O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:58 No.20755480-20755561 File: $35_ipg (14 KB, 299x300) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:27 No. 20754831 >post feminine d--- and boypussy s--- posts all day >mfw someone actually fell for it I'm laughing irl fam all those trolls who say traps are gay They are MEN. They have PENISES. HOW in the F--- could you POSSIBLY THINK THATS STRAIGHT? Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:30:35 No.20755087 File: f----- ipg (30 KB, 367x451) O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:34 No.20754833 File: 1391876299156.ipg (46 KB, 256x320) finally an appropriate way to use this p------------ old reaction image GUILTY tfw you have never done something this h--- or pathetic Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:26 No.20755499 Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:29:41 No.20755071 File: 1437427513591 ipg (19 KB, 260x2010 >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >her d--- It's a sad state of affairs when telling the TRUTH is seen as trolling O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:53 No.20755512 File: 1421435670610.ipg (17 KB, 396x386) >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate kek'd at the imagination of you lying there with a d--- in your mouth and suddenly realizing "hm this might actually be kinda gay Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:16:31 No.20754741 File: angry bald space marine ipg (3 KB, 126x123) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:22:48 No.20754893 I have to be cruel here, sorry but you are completely broken. Do not ever fall to peer pressure O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:23:17 No.2075490420755279 first poem boy, now this today is a good day
File: pepe (3411ipg (9 KB, 229x221) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:06:46 No.20754496 20754741 20754797 all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to visit a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5ft4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger her d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and asks if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:15:43 No.20754725 File: 1435410045765.ipg (48 KB, 558x564) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:27:36 No.20755013 File: 84768467846748874 ipg (70 KB, 1206x723) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >l just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the comer of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:03 No.20755452 > ease be real O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:19:12 No.20754797 >still referring to it as "her d---", etc Women don't have penises, OP. You're gay you've broken yourself down. now it's time to build yourself back up O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:58 No.20755480-20755561 File: $35_ipg (14 KB, 299x300) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:27 No. 20754831 >post feminine d--- and boypussy s--- posts all day >mfw someone actually fell for it I'm laughing irl fam all those trolls who say traps are gay They are MEN. They have PENISES. HOW in the F--- could you POSSIBLY THINK THATS STRAIGHT? Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:30:35 No.20755087 File: f----- ipg (30 KB, 367x451) O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:34 No.20754833 File: 1391876299156.ipg (46 KB, 256x320) finally an appropriate way to use this p------------ old reaction image GUILTY tfw you have never done something this h--- or pathetic Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:26 No.20755499 Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:29:41 No.20755071 File: 1437427513591 ipg (19 KB, 260x2010 >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >her d--- It's a sad state of affairs when telling the TRUTH is seen as trolling O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:53 No.20755512 File: 1421435670610.ipg (17 KB, 396x386) >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate kek'd at the imagination of you lying there with a d--- in your mouth and suddenly realizing "hm this might actually be kinda gay Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:16:31 No.20754741 File: angry bald space marine ipg (3 KB, 126x123) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:22:48 No.20754893 I have to be cruel here, sorry but you are completely broken. Do not ever fall to peer pressure O Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:23:17 No.2075490420755279 first poem boy, now this today is a good day

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Led Zeppelin

ulll AT&T 10:53 AM @ 28% D Board /mu/ - Music ▼ Settings Home >>355744 reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed go home high as s--- get on the computer go to youtube really want to listen to Led Zeppelin( don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up get mad go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours wake up go to delete my browsing history like usually do "loop zoop" searched on youtube 25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"
ulll AT&T 10:53 AM @ 28% D Board /mu/ - Music ▼ Settings Home >>355744 reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed go home high as s--- get on the computer go to youtube really want to listen to Led Zeppelin( don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up get mad go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours wake up go to delete my browsing history like usually do "loop zoop" searched on youtube 25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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This is some Horror movie level of craziness.

similar to the wheelchair bound Ariel, but different I used to not want to post my story on one of these, but now I feel like it would fit in perfectly amongst the others. many ways. I was sending me flying through the windscreen when we crashed. I broke my spine, peis, wrist and had multiple injuries, it took two years of recovery but I'm actually considered walk, though not very well at all, when I walk I have a cane and can only handle about half an hour of walking. my legs are very weak and I find it very painful, so I have a wheelchair that I heavily depend on h nobody died, I was just severely injured. I was 14 years old and sat in the front; my seatbelt failed and came Now, that's enough about me. Who you need to know about is Hee-chan. I met her a year before my accident at school, I had just joined the anime club, I and my friend Jamie (girl) were the youngest there, but I became very close, Hee too though she was odd. After the two years of recovery my life was normal, though I was in a chair, and suddenly my life changed y parents but they straight away gave me half and asked me if they could use the rest to move house with and use to help our family, of course I said yes, whatever they thought e here somehow. She sent me a long winded email at the time, and one part of it described that I didn't need the money I came e didn't expect this much money but I truly do miss being able to walk and dance and swim like a normal person, so l pretty much ignored Hee's email and ignored her too, busy with friends. Hee became insanely 'jealous' of esee air tmendly home an When I came back that summer, retaking my schooling year I had missed and working hard to catch up, my other friends had progressed higher, we still hung out at lunches but took different classes, but we were n over email again she had the nerve t a group, and Hee was still i k me for money, for quite a bit too. I emailed back asking her, what for? And she wanted to use it t. She said sorry t and that she was having money ft roubles 3830 somy saying shed watch anime, d I flipped out at her this time, telling her to never ask down and went back to normal. Our friends made it a weekly thing t , and she said saying she knew I would 'be selfish and say o Jamie's house and we would watch anime, but then, and I don't know when, we went t died My house is laid out so that I have my own area, my room is spacious and wheelchair friendly, on the ground floor, I have my own kitchen comer and bathroom and I've tumed the huge open plan space hvee and well, an open pl was now that we became seiously into cosplay. I always thought I couldn't join in because I wouldn't want to make a character suddenly o now that Hee starte We cosp and she tried t battled it out but I gave up in the end as she posted the ordered outfit on DA without telling me she'd ordered it We had two weeks left until we were s And to explain something else, Hee is quite overweight, not landwhale level but she smells quite bad and has terrible hair that two weeks before she cut terribly short, it just rounded her face out and made her look p there, staying in a hotel and to be fair it was our first time doing such a thing, we were all nervous and excited. I thought it would n but boy was l Dad could give u saying she'd asked and it was fine > She also didn't tell him I was disable and had a wheelchair, though she swore t them, but continued to wear them saying she could get away with it. No, she really couldn't At one point she s > She took from the mini bar so much stuff that it piled up to $218, which I somehow had to pay for because nobody's card was available. She never paid me back, and when I confronted her on that she said I had Aside from her general drama, nothing serious happened, the horror story comes up at the next outing we had, a holiday together. We came back and me and Hee didn't speak at our Jamie's shoulder and saw her say that. Somehow, we remained friends with her and she very forcedly apologised t I the time, and she said to them She's just playing the cripple card being the victim, she's rude to ME more'. I was overlooking to ME mren and rent few months passed and summer came, and idea to chip in and rent a lodge would have a week of geek, or cosplaying and doing some outdoors stuff that I could join in with too, we would rent this house in the woods on part of a family thing. I don't quite know what to call it, it was a holiday spot where you could rent a house and just spend family time there We were getting excited about it when I realised Hee was involved and would also come. I expressed my worries to the group with her issues with me, but they spoke to her and assured me she would behave and were getting ready to go, when some drama I was looking through my bag to double check things were packing Jamie's new car up, and found my bank card gone. I had my suspicions and sneakily went through Hee's purse, and found it. I took it back c smile and still didn't a gay actvist and she is into women but I like yaoi and support it. It was also, I forgot to mention, our hot friend Adam and the only guy were discussing yaoi and if gay people should be able to marry, he supported me and said yes, shutting her quick. came along known him as long as l'd known Jamie, but the other not so well didn't hang out with us purely because of Hee, but I wanted him to come this time so he did when I asked, me and him had a slight thing going on, unmentioned between us though s looking through my bag to doublec bank card gone. I just gave her a huge sarcastic smile and still didn't say anything. and neither did she. Whilst we were driving she a gay activist and she is against it. I'm not into women but I like yaoi and support it. It was also, I forgot to mention, our hot friend Adam and the only guy e were discussing yaoi if gay people should be able t and said yes e didn't hang out with us purely because of Hee, but I wanted him to come this time so he did when I asked, me and him had a slight thing going on, unmentioned between us though chairchan 09/08/11 So we drove there, got there, to this beautiful place with a lake and forest and pretty little houses, but Jamie-who we gave the money to to book it little more into it and booked us a log cabin, which is all one level and would be more wheelchair friendly and nicer. Hee, spoke up saying she hadn't signed u blahblah, she shut up when she saw the beautiful place s saying she had put a p there which Adam had to carry it was chair fiendly and lovely inside, with five bedrooms, one upstairs that Adam had. It even had a Jacuzzi on a forest iew balcony. So tarting for a fabulous week. But no. The first night, I, who was sleeping in a room facing the staircase to Adam's room, woke up and saw Hee just standing at the bottom e and walked away, the next day I wasn't sure if it was a dream or not, and the next night I made sure to look, and caught her stood facing my room, door open, but she saw looking and came in with some excuse to talk, at something-AM in the morning. I realised the other night she had been looking at my room, not the staircase chairchan 09/08/11 So things were creepy at the beginning of the week, and then it got worse. She kept getting up inthe middle of the night pretending to sleep walk into others rooms and stuff, but she doesn't sleep walk and was I told her to cut it out p and a stage of Japanese Taiko drums, and Hee s--- herself and made us organis there Thursday evening, bands were performing and playing well into the night. It was fun and beautiful with that had s lantens hung up in the dark, but the bathrooms were quite a way away and I struggled to use my chair on the ground, all marked up with tire marks, uneven, so I had to walk to the bathrooms. Every time I did brought a friend with me to help me walk, with my cane, and also because it was creepy over there, the bathrooms only had one light and it was far away from the rest of them and pretty empty. I had to go during the performance of some Japanese art and sound thing, and Hee suddenly said she'd take me. She had been getting annoyed at me the whole week and being quite rude, but she took me, walking slightly ahead I had a hunch to turn around and go back then, I felt pain in my lower back when I strain myself to walk to much and I was with somebody I had issues with, in a dimly place of dodgy bathrooms. The bathrooms set a field orientated show, a make shift room with about three stalls in, and dodgy stairs. The lights inside had mostly broken apart from one, so if you shut the door you couldn't see, Jamie had been standing outside with my door open when she took So the door open and suddenly she just comes in and looks at me. I cover myself but she says Aww, you're on your period, that's why...That's really cute' oddly. I close the door and sort myself out in the dark, yelling at her, though she just laughs from the other side. I washed my hands but really felt like I couldn't walk anymore, I how long g the stall door open. S ever with the also yeah, general girl-groupness like person above said, and my friends are nice. We got along to some extent before this happened This is when things escalated, she suddenly said 'Nobody is around to hold me back this time and in front of me broke my cane. She then out of nowhere, I started the argument after she was rude, asking her why she had so much tension and hatred round the face with one half, and threw it behind herself. This was and she just said more insulting things, and when I defended myself, did that. I gasped, I was e with split my lip on the side. I began to cry and ask her why she did that, what was wrong with her etc. She then said she had wanted to kill me since we were friends, like actually k this week. She was a o get away from me, and forc away from her.I s away and cried more y life, and I should have been. I know it was only a fight, but she said she wanted t She also then c pointed them all out, going into sick detail of my life that she obviously noticed, like my relationship with my sister that's strained, she just got into my head. She also stood on my chest whilst she was saying a these things, ending it with 'so that's why I'm better than you' myself away from her in the mud, and she just smirked and laughed at taking a holng things like life. She said I won't kill you but I want you to die, s me tire me t into c o one will ever find you back, I was covered in mud and hurt and couldn't walk at all now that she'd stamped shtat dstdarkness nd threw it were a fair bit away, and I didn't think anyone would hear me. She then left. But it took them a while t She just walked away using her phone as a light and left me there. I was there for at least half an hour, of course my friends especially Jamie didn't believe her and came looking find me in the pitch black, they almost called the police to come and help but I began calling out when I heard Jamie yell for me. I don't know how cold it was but I'd lost a long outside, it was also damp and muddy, I'm pretty sure I was in a puddle or something as my hair was wet, but I couldn't speak up very much, and I was beginning to fall asleep. Somebody later said I was in the I was half asleep suddenly I felt something on me. Spiders, several of them, had crawled over me and gotten in my hair and things covering my mouth. She didn't want them to find me but was faking t e was close behind asking h ben but I began to struggle and make some noise, so she then moved to strangle a just was off her remember her s strangled I don't know, but Jamie thought I was dead at the time, and so did Hee, who was smirking and happy with herself, laughing manically. From details I'm told, Jamie laid me down on a friends coat and tried o resuscitate me before realising I was breathing, just had a low pulse and was very cold. I was coming around by now but couldn't seem t and remember Ann unbuttoned her shirt and pulled me against her chest while we wait I had my eyes open looking at them all stood around me or Hee The next thing I directly remember was being in hospital. Hee had been arrested but actually taken into psychiatric care, unknown to anyone but her family she was a psychopath, she'd tortured small animals, set her room on fire, and had episodes with obsessing over beautiful girls and wanting to kill them, at first it was with pop stars like Britney spears, but then girls at school, her family explained to mine. Hee was really crazy, and though I wouldn't say I was beautiful, she took harassment too far with me, I still don't know how she could think she'd get away with it, but she sort of did as she was mentally unfit, and just got I was fine in the end, I spent a night in hospital getting over the shock and warming up, but I have a huge phobia of several things now, the dark, being alone, creepy crawlies which had been all over Over the last two work out, and tried to kill herself several times. Part of me feels bad for her, her rage and distorted thoughts come from nowhere, she must feel confused all the time. On the other hand though, for trying to kill me leave me to die I hate her, and I'm quite happy she suffers My story by far isnt as bad as the other weeb horrors, it's not as if she severely hurt me apart from slapping me with my cane which left a mark, her strangling didn't do much as she was pulled off me so fast, and I was okay in the end. It's more the fact she was an absolute psychopath with deep mental problems we didn't know about
similar to the wheelchair bound Ariel, but different I used to not want to post my story on one of these, but now I feel like it would fit in perfectly amongst the others. many ways. I was sending me flying through the windscreen when we crashed. I broke my spine, peis, wrist and had multiple injuries, it took two years of recovery but I'm actually considered walk, though not very well at all, when I walk I have a cane and can only handle about half an hour of walking. my legs are very weak and I find it very painful, so I have a wheelchair that I heavily depend on h nobody died, I was just severely injured. I was 14 years old and sat in the front; my seatbelt failed and came Now, that's enough about me. Who you need to know about is Hee-chan. I met her a year before my accident at school, I had just joined the anime club, I and my friend Jamie (girl) were the youngest there, but I became very close, Hee too though she was odd. After the two years of recovery my life was normal, though I was in a chair, and suddenly my life changed y parents but they straight away gave me half and asked me if they could use the rest to move house with and use to help our family, of course I said yes, whatever they thought e here somehow. She sent me a long winded email at the time, and one part of it described that I didn't need the money I came e didn't expect this much money but I truly do miss being able to walk and dance and swim like a normal person, so l pretty much ignored Hee's email and ignored her too, busy with friends. Hee became insanely 'jealous' of esee air tmendly home an When I came back that summer, retaking my schooling year I had missed and working hard to catch up, my other friends had progressed higher, we still hung out at lunches but took different classes, but we were n over email again she had the nerve t a group, and Hee was still i k me for money, for quite a bit too. I emailed back asking her, what for? And she wanted to use it t. She said sorry t and that she was having money ft roubles 3830 somy saying shed watch anime, d I flipped out at her this time, telling her to never ask down and went back to normal. Our friends made it a weekly thing t , and she said saying she knew I would 'be selfish and say o Jamie's house and we would watch anime, but then, and I don't know when, we went t died My house is laid out so that I have my own area, my room is spacious and wheelchair friendly, on the ground floor, I have my own kitchen comer and bathroom and I've tumed the huge open plan space hvee and well, an open pl was now that we became seiously into cosplay. I always thought I couldn't join in because I wouldn't want to make a character suddenly o now that Hee starte We cosp and she tried t battled it out but I gave up in the end as she posted the ordered outfit on DA without telling me she'd ordered it We had two weeks left until we were s And to explain something else, Hee is quite overweight, not landwhale level but she smells quite bad and has terrible hair that two weeks before she cut terribly short, it just rounded her face out and made her look p there, staying in a hotel and to be fair it was our first time doing such a thing, we were all nervous and excited. I thought it would n but boy was l Dad could give u saying she'd asked and it was fine > She also didn't tell him I was disable and had a wheelchair, though she swore t them, but continued to wear them saying she could get away with it. No, she really couldn't At one point she s > She took from the mini bar so much stuff that it piled up to $218, which I somehow had to pay for because nobody's card was available. She never paid me back, and when I confronted her on that she said I had Aside from her general drama, nothing serious happened, the horror story comes up at the next outing we had, a holiday together. We came back and me and Hee didn't speak at our Jamie's shoulder and saw her say that. Somehow, we remained friends with her and she very forcedly apologised t I the time, and she said to them She's just playing the cripple card being the victim, she's rude to ME more'. I was overlooking to ME mren and rent few months passed and summer came, and idea to chip in and rent a lodge would have a week of geek, or cosplaying and doing some outdoors stuff that I could join in with too, we would rent this house in the woods on part of a family thing. I don't quite know what to call it, it was a holiday spot where you could rent a house and just spend family time there We were getting excited about it when I realised Hee was involved and would also come. I expressed my worries to the group with her issues with me, but they spoke to her and assured me she would behave and were getting ready to go, when some drama I was looking through my bag to double check things were packing Jamie's new car up, and found my bank card gone. I had my suspicions and sneakily went through Hee's purse, and found it. I took it back c smile and still didn't a gay actvist and she is into women but I like yaoi and support it. It was also, I forgot to mention, our hot friend Adam and the only guy were discussing yaoi and if gay people should be able to marry, he supported me and said yes, shutting her quick. came along known him as long as l'd known Jamie, but the other not so well didn't hang out with us purely because of Hee, but I wanted him to come this time so he did when I asked, me and him had a slight thing going on, unmentioned between us though s looking through my bag to doublec bank card gone. I just gave her a huge sarcastic smile and still didn't say anything. and neither did she. Whilst we were driving she a gay activist and she is against it. I'm not into women but I like yaoi and support it. It was also, I forgot to mention, our hot friend Adam and the only guy e were discussing yaoi if gay people should be able t and said yes e didn't hang out with us purely because of Hee, but I wanted him to come this time so he did when I asked, me and him had a slight thing going on, unmentioned between us though chairchan 09/08/11 So we drove there, got there, to this beautiful place with a lake and forest and pretty little houses, but Jamie-who we gave the money to to book it little more into it and booked us a log cabin, which is all one level and would be more wheelchair friendly and nicer. Hee, spoke up saying she hadn't signed u blahblah, she shut up when she saw the beautiful place s saying she had put a p there which Adam had to carry it was chair fiendly and lovely inside, with five bedrooms, one upstairs that Adam had. It even had a Jacuzzi on a forest iew balcony. So tarting for a fabulous week. But no. The first night, I, who was sleeping in a room facing the staircase to Adam's room, woke up and saw Hee just standing at the bottom e and walked away, the next day I wasn't sure if it was a dream or not, and the next night I made sure to look, and caught her stood facing my room, door open, but she saw looking and came in with some excuse to talk, at something-AM in the morning. I realised the other night she had been looking at my room, not the staircase chairchan 09/08/11 So things were creepy at the beginning of the week, and then it got worse. She kept getting up inthe middle of the night pretending to sleep walk into others rooms and stuff, but she doesn't sleep walk and was I told her to cut it out p and a stage of Japanese Taiko drums, and Hee s--- herself and made us organis there Thursday evening, bands were performing and playing well into the night. It was fun and beautiful with that had s lantens hung up in the dark, but the bathrooms were quite a way away and I struggled to use my chair on the ground, all marked up with tire marks, uneven, so I had to walk to the bathrooms. Every time I did brought a friend with me to help me walk, with my cane, and also because it was creepy over there, the bathrooms only had one light and it was far away from the rest of them and pretty empty. I had to go during the performance of some Japanese art and sound thing, and Hee suddenly said she'd take me. She had been getting annoyed at me the whole week and being quite rude, but she took me, walking slightly ahead I had a hunch to turn around and go back then, I felt pain in my lower back when I strain myself to walk to much and I was with somebody I had issues with, in a dimly place of dodgy bathrooms. The bathrooms set a field orientated show, a make shift room with about three stalls in, and dodgy stairs. The lights inside had mostly broken apart from one, so if you shut the door you couldn't see, Jamie had been standing outside with my door open when she took So the door open and suddenly she just comes in and looks at me. I cover myself but she says Aww, you're on your period, that's why...That's really cute' oddly. I close the door and sort myself out in the dark, yelling at her, though she just laughs from the other side. I washed my hands but really felt like I couldn't walk anymore, I how long g the stall door open. S ever with the also yeah, general girl-groupness like person above said, and my friends are nice. We got along to some extent before this happened This is when things escalated, she suddenly said 'Nobody is around to hold me back this time and in front of me broke my cane. She then out of nowhere, I started the argument after she was rude, asking her why she had so much tension and hatred round the face with one half, and threw it behind herself. This was and she just said more insulting things, and when I defended myself, did that. I gasped, I was e with split my lip on the side. I began to cry and ask her why she did that, what was wrong with her etc. She then said she had wanted to kill me since we were friends, like actually k this week. She was a o get away from me, and forc away from her.I s away and cried more y life, and I should have been. I know it was only a fight, but she said she wanted t She also then c pointed them all out, going into sick detail of my life that she obviously noticed, like my relationship with my sister that's strained, she just got into my head. She also stood on my chest whilst she was saying a these things, ending it with 'so that's why I'm better than you' myself away from her in the mud, and she just smirked and laughed at taking a holng things like life. She said I won't kill you but I want you to die, s me tire me t into c o one will ever find you back, I was covered in mud and hurt and couldn't walk at all now that she'd stamped shtat dstdarkness nd threw it were a fair bit away, and I didn't think anyone would hear me. She then left. But it took them a while t She just walked away using her phone as a light and left me there. I was there for at least half an hour, of course my friends especially Jamie didn't believe her and came looking find me in the pitch black, they almost called the police to come and help but I began calling out when I heard Jamie yell for me. I don't know how cold it was but I'd lost a long outside, it was also damp and muddy, I'm pretty sure I was in a puddle or something as my hair was wet, but I couldn't speak up very much, and I was beginning to fall asleep. Somebody later said I was in the I was half asleep suddenly I felt something on me. Spiders, several of them, had crawled over me and gotten in my hair and things covering my mouth. She didn't want them to find me but was faking t e was close behind asking h ben but I began to struggle and make some noise, so she then moved to strangle a just was off her remember her s strangled I don't know, but Jamie thought I was dead at the time, and so did Hee, who was smirking and happy with herself, laughing manically. From details I'm told, Jamie laid me down on a friends coat and tried o resuscitate me before realising I was breathing, just had a low pulse and was very cold. I was coming around by now but couldn't seem t and remember Ann unbuttoned her shirt and pulled me against her chest while we wait I had my eyes open looking at them all stood around me or Hee The next thing I directly remember was being in hospital. Hee had been arrested but actually taken into psychiatric care, unknown to anyone but her family she was a psychopath, she'd tortured small animals, set her room on fire, and had episodes with obsessing over beautiful girls and wanting to kill them, at first it was with pop stars like Britney spears, but then girls at school, her family explained to mine. Hee was really crazy, and though I wouldn't say I was beautiful, she took harassment too far with me, I still don't know how she could think she'd get away with it, but she sort of did as she was mentally unfit, and just got I was fine in the end, I spent a night in hospital getting over the shock and warming up, but I have a huge phobia of several things now, the dark, being alone, creepy crawlies which had been all over Over the last two work out, and tried to kill herself several times. Part of me feels bad for her, her rage and distorted thoughts come from nowhere, she must feel confused all the time. On the other hand though, for trying to kill me leave me to die I hate her, and I'm quite happy she suffers My story by far isnt as bad as the other weeb horrors, it's not as if she severely hurt me apart from slapping me with my cane which left a mark, her strangling didn't do much as she was pulled off me so fast, and I was okay in the end. It's more the fact she was an absolute psychopath with deep mental problems we didn't know about

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Cataracts

□ Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 File: fregg.ipg (23 KB, 446x362) 490 1425224901509>>4901520>>4902454 >>4907640 >tw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger. now i have cataracts. オ have to dictate my posts to my little brother □ Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)14:02:29 No.4902454 490247422490265024902673 4904173 4906512 4901415 4901520 Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" "...a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled frog and feels "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"
□ Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)07:26:44 No.4901415 File: fregg.ipg (23 KB, 446x362) 490 1425224901509>>4901520>>4902454 >>4907640 >tw i used to read in sunlight when i was younger. now i have cataracts. オ have to dictate my posts to my little brother □ Anonymous 05/17/14(Sat)14:02:29 No.4902454 490247422490265024902673 4904173 4906512 4901415 4901520 Can you repeat that back to me please"? "Yeah, that's it. Now attach a picture of a sad frog" "...a-a sad frog"? "Just open the folder labeled frog and feels "W-wha... what is this? There are hundreds of them. What are these for"? "Nevermind that. Just look for the one called fregg', that looks like it had a seizure and attach it." "Yes, that's perfect, you can send it now"

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COD: Modern Fishfare

Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies
Anonymous No.592760531 Vor 53 Minuten >Be me working at gamestop >parent asks for a game called "cod" tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have >have ton of copies in the back we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free she buys three brand new copies of this game >she comes back after christmas >all three copies have been opened >no refund because you opened them >a kid out there received 3 copies of a f------ fishing game for christmas 2 replies

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Demon Traveler

File: char 58483 ipg (10 KB, 210x240) ■ Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)12:33:10 No.683783111 >be me saverage shopkeeper sgood location and good business new guy comes in, probably traveler stry to be nice to the new guy >Everythings for sale! this guy looks kind of sketchy She walks over my table to the counter she does not speak or blink show him everything i own my hands tremble as i feel fear she lays down 10 bloody armor pelts swhere did he get these si slowly pay for the items >he sells me out for every gold piece >he walks to the door without a word >walks directly through my fire pit She doesnt even flinch >do come back i say Si hope he never comes back go home for the night smy shop is filled with bloody armor >I lost all of my gold >traveler doesnt come back for days > one moming i go to my shop She is standing outside, motionless Show long has he been there >i walk up to him She is standing outside the door She does not blink or move i am too scared to ask him to move she doesnt move a muscle attempt to access the door i must squeeze around him Sim careful not to touch hinm slowly open the front door >i am finally in >my heart is pounding >i wonder how long he will stay >hours pass by before the door opens >mfw it comes in She says nothing, i feel true fear She presents 15 dragon bones >how is this possible give him every last cent >i no longer have a retirement fund fear strikes me as he leaves silently >do come back i say again Sloudsweating jpeg Si hope he never comes back >who is this demon
File: char 58483 ipg (10 KB, 210x240) ■ Anonymous 05/11/16(Wed)12:33:10 No.683783111 >be me saverage shopkeeper sgood location and good business new guy comes in, probably traveler stry to be nice to the new guy >Everythings for sale! this guy looks kind of sketchy She walks over my table to the counter she does not speak or blink show him everything i own my hands tremble as i feel fear she lays down 10 bloody armor pelts swhere did he get these si slowly pay for the items >he sells me out for every gold piece >he walks to the door without a word >walks directly through my fire pit She doesnt even flinch >do come back i say Si hope he never comes back go home for the night smy shop is filled with bloody armor >I lost all of my gold >traveler doesnt come back for days > one moming i go to my shop She is standing outside, motionless Show long has he been there >i walk up to him She is standing outside the door She does not blink or move i am too scared to ask him to move she doesnt move a muscle attempt to access the door i must squeeze around him Sim careful not to touch hinm slowly open the front door >i am finally in >my heart is pounding >i wonder how long he will stay >hours pass by before the door opens >mfw it comes in She says nothing, i feel true fear She presents 15 dragon bones >how is this possible give him every last cent >i no longer have a retirement fund fear strikes me as he leaves silently >do come back i say again Sloudsweating jpeg Si hope he never comes back >who is this demon

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Beest Plates

File: babyplates.ipg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?1 A A > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates >they're really great plates > pic related its the plates
File: babyplates.ipg (327 KB, 1500x1500) Anonymous 05/18/15(Mon)21:54:41 No.616562327 > be me > gf gave me $ to buy "fancy dinner plates" > had no idea what to buy looked on amazon for 2 hours > finally found something > "what you pick for us?1 A A > "wait and see" > 4 days later a package arrives > gf opens it > she pulls out a set of 8 kid plates with bees on them > starts shrieking and cussing me out calling me a f----- for wasting money on this s--- when she said she wanted GROWN UP PLATES > they never broke tho > cause theyre fine quality plates >they're really great plates > pic related its the plates

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Pizzabro

Anonymous (D: IkPlheAD) 11/11/14(Tue)09:38:34 No.57883 Story time, b/ >Be me >Be last night Smoking out my windom >See black silhouette running through my street into the park SHe's holding two frozen pizzas >whatthefuck.ext >Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him "GIVE US THE F------ PIZZA" "THEYRE MY F------ PIZZAS" >Decide to check the park because f--- it Slanding on other side of the street the park is >See silhouette beat the s--- out of groupies with f------ frozen pizzas >FROZEN PIZZAS >4 guys on the ground, pizzabre stll cn some kung fu s--- >Two remaining guys take out knives >Pizzabro stabbed in the arm >Drops pizza >Decide f--- t" >Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls Stabs me in the leg IN THE LEG >l kick him in the head fuckmyleg jpg >Pizzabro beats up last guy >Guys run >Take pizzabro into apartment because he got f------ stabbed > Tell him we should call an ambulance "Nah f--- dat" We patch ourselves up >Bandages+duct tape-patched up >He gives me a pizza and leaves >Sit in couch thinking about what the f--- just happened >Got stabbed for a pizza "> Dj Anonymous (ID: File: 2014-11-1 Ehe 。) 11/11/1 4iTue)09:48:12 No.578835643 >-5788369572-578837018>>578837182 (1.28 MB, 1936x340C0) smy log >the pizza 口Anonymous (D:IHARD) 11/11/14(Tue)10:08:36 No 578837465▶>>57883761 325788377092573837870 File: 2014-11-11 16 , IkPtheA0 (732 KB, 1944x2592) 22578837018 Say what now
Anonymous (D: IkPlheAD) 11/11/14(Tue)09:38:34 No.57883 Story time, b/ >Be me >Be last night Smoking out my windom >See black silhouette running through my street into the park SHe's holding two frozen pizzas >whatthefuck.ext >Seconds later, group of 6 guys run after him "GIVE US THE F------ PIZZA" "THEYRE MY F------ PIZZAS" >Decide to check the park because f--- it Slanding on other side of the street the park is >See silhouette beat the s--- out of groupies with f------ frozen pizzas >FROZEN PIZZAS >4 guys on the ground, pizzabre stll cn some kung fu s--- >Two remaining guys take out knives >Pizzabro stabbed in the arm >Drops pizza >Decide f--- t" >Kick one of them behind the knee, he falls Stabs me in the leg IN THE LEG >l kick him in the head fuckmyleg jpg >Pizzabro beats up last guy >Guys run >Take pizzabro into apartment because he got f------ stabbed > Tell him we should call an ambulance "Nah f--- dat" We patch ourselves up >Bandages+duct tape-patched up >He gives me a pizza and leaves >Sit in couch thinking about what the f--- just happened >Got stabbed for a pizza "> Dj Anonymous (ID: File: 2014-11-1 Ehe 。) 11/11/1 4iTue)09:48:12 No.578835643 >-5788369572-578837018>>578837182 (1.28 MB, 1936x340C0) smy log >the pizza 口Anonymous (D:IHARD) 11/11/14(Tue)10:08:36 No 578837465▶>>57883761 325788377092573837870 File: 2014-11-11 16 , IkPtheA0 (732 KB, 1944x2592) 22578837018 Say what now

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Train Call

File: 1348492837031ip-(874 KB, 17282592, IMAG0089CC.jpg) RARA □ Anonymous {ID: BCDVrBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)09:20:37 No 426918250 part 112 be on the train >siting next to falcat -fatcat is on tho phone fatcat trying to order a taxi >phone sional fails fatcat is mad phone signal is still horrible hird time's the charm hi this is fatcat, i taiked 1o you a tew moments ago signal is not that good, i'm on t the train fatcat leaves number >whynot.jpg -set private number on Pcalling fatcat >pleaseletherebesignal.gitT Oops!. did it again l played with your hea... snot sure if Britney Spears fan or even his phone sthis is fatcat, hallo. hallo" fatcat didn't realise i hung up on him right before he answered the phone sfatcal puts phone on table >callback Oops!.I did it aga... "this is fatcat. , anyone there?" speople startto get a bit annoyed as we are siting in the quiet zone fatcat is taking a power nap against the windov See n----- ticket checker comming this way. Anonymous (ID: BCDVIBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)og:21:42 No 426918315 File: 1348492902719.ipg-(937 KB, 1728x2592, IMAG0092CC.jpg) part 2/2 snigger ticket checker is about 30 reet away pleasehavesignal.png perfect timing niggerticket checker is right next to him when the phone starts nnging Oops!.I did it again unitt l played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, ba... -fatcat ends call enigger ticket checker starts to laugh fatcat is grumpy -what are you laughing at?r 커liggel [iじkel checker is apullogíáng but slil iaighing snigger ticket checker moves on as we already showed our tickets once before -out of f------ nowhere fatcat slams his phone so hard his screen breaks Pthis is my stop right as rm passing him rm leting out a silent kilier tart -standing on the platform 00 king at him through the window smaking one last call STHIS IS FATCAT WHAT T WANT?! knocking on the window Peye contac Oops!. did it again l played with your heart got lost in the game Oh baby baby as soon as i stopped singing the train drove away and i hung up THE FUCKDOYou pic related its my fatcat Anonymous (ID: MmFopm53) 09/2412(Mon)09:23:40 No 426918206 10/10, would read again. Anonymous (ID: xoxqCMz0) o9:24/12(Mon)09 2421 No.426913496 Fatcat 24/9-2012 Never forget. · ㄩㄟㄧ-} □ Anonymous (ID: KC1pXrV) 09/24/12(Mon)09:24:24 No.426923604 File: 1348496931437 ipg-(8 KB, 2091200, 1341986918173.jpg) >> Coca-Cola Zero
File: 1348492837031ip-(874 KB, 17282592, IMAG0089CC.jpg) RARA □ Anonymous {ID: BCDVrBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)09:20:37 No 426918250 part 112 be on the train >siting next to falcat -fatcat is on tho phone fatcat trying to order a taxi >phone sional fails fatcat is mad phone signal is still horrible hird time's the charm hi this is fatcat, i taiked 1o you a tew moments ago signal is not that good, i'm on t the train fatcat leaves number >whynot.jpg -set private number on Pcalling fatcat >pleaseletherebesignal.gitT Oops!. did it again l played with your hea... snot sure if Britney Spears fan or even his phone sthis is fatcat, hallo. hallo" fatcat didn't realise i hung up on him right before he answered the phone sfatcal puts phone on table >callback Oops!.I did it aga... "this is fatcat. , anyone there?" speople startto get a bit annoyed as we are siting in the quiet zone fatcat is taking a power nap against the windov See n----- ticket checker comming this way. Anonymous (ID: BCDVIBKR) 09/24/12(Mon)og:21:42 No 426918315 File: 1348492902719.ipg-(937 KB, 1728x2592, IMAG0092CC.jpg) part 2/2 snigger ticket checker is about 30 reet away pleasehavesignal.png perfect timing niggerticket checker is right next to him when the phone starts nnging Oops!.I did it again unitt l played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, ba... -fatcat ends call enigger ticket checker starts to laugh fatcat is grumpy -what are you laughing at?r 커liggel [iじkel checker is apullogíáng but slil iaighing snigger ticket checker moves on as we already showed our tickets once before -out of f------ nowhere fatcat slams his phone so hard his screen breaks Pthis is my stop right as rm passing him rm leting out a silent kilier tart -standing on the platform 00 king at him through the window smaking one last call STHIS IS FATCAT WHAT T WANT?! knocking on the window Peye contac Oops!. did it again l played with your heart got lost in the game Oh baby baby as soon as i stopped singing the train drove away and i hung up THE FUCKDOYou pic related its my fatcat Anonymous (ID: MmFopm53) 09/2412(Mon)09:23:40 No 426918206 10/10, would read again. Anonymous (ID: xoxqCMz0) o9:24/12(Mon)09 2421 No.426913496 Fatcat 24/9-2012 Never forget. · ㄩㄟㄧ-} □ Anonymous (ID: KC1pXrV) 09/24/12(Mon)09:24:24 No.426923604 File: 1348496931437 ipg-(8 KB, 2091200, 1341986918173.jpg) >> Coca-Cola Zero

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