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| Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)13:17:07 No.23560061 、>223560088 >23558584 (OP) >Be me Inna JRTC 72 hours, no sleep >Be sitting inna foxhole waiting for OPFOR to come >0300, the witching hour >Come on shift behind 240 >Suddenly, hundreds of VC with AKs materialize >S---、ITS THE OPFOR! >Get down behind gun >OPFOR starts to advance >Wake AG >Point out advancing OPFOR >AG looks at me like I have a d--- on my forehead >"There's nothing there, Anon" >Get angry, punch AG in the chest for daring to question my authoritah on the matter >He hops out of the foxhole and leaves >STAY DOWN >He's gone for a while >OPFOR stop advancing >Start bobbing back and forth like trees in the wind >"That's why he doesn't see them! They're pretending to be the trees! Those bastards are crafty!" >AG comes back >"Sargent wants to see you" >Tactically NOPE from foxhole to CCP, where squad leader is waiting >Tell him of the crafty tree-moving OPFOR >Get told to go the f--- to bed, you're seeing s---, SPC OPFOR did attack much later that night, but apparently I hallucinated those first guys. Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug. Someone thanked me for my service later, though, so everything was better
| Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)13:17:07 No.23560061 、>223560088 >23558584 (OP) >Be me Inna JRTC 72 hours, no sleep >Be sitting inna foxhole waiting for OPFOR to come >0300, the witching hour >Come on shift behind 240 >Suddenly, hundreds of VC with AKs materialize >S---、ITS THE OPFOR! >Get down behind gun >OPFOR starts to advance >Wake AG >Point out advancing OPFOR >AG looks at me like I have a d--- on my forehead >"There's nothing there, Anon" >Get angry, punch AG in the chest for daring to question my authoritah on the matter >He hops out of the foxhole and leaves >STAY DOWN >He's gone for a while >OPFOR stop advancing >Start bobbing back and forth like trees in the wind >"That's why he doesn't see them! They're pretending to be the trees! Those bastards are crafty!" >AG comes back >"Sargent wants to see you" >Tactically NOPE from foxhole to CCP, where squad leader is waiting >Tell him of the crafty tree-moving OPFOR >Get told to go the f--- to bed, you're seeing s---, SPC OPFOR did attack much later that night, but apparently I hallucinated those first guys. Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug. Someone thanked me for my service later, though, so everything was better

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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:56 No.23559578 ▶ >>235596102223560147 File: 1414371677273 ipg (68 KB, 579x960) >Be in 1st Battalion, 327th Infantry Regt, 1st BCT, 101st >Be in Afghanistan >After I turn over my platoon to a new LT get assigned to Battalion staf >We have to decommission our Infantry Battalion's FOB and two of the three cops we controls >Become head coordinator for this effort reporting directly to the Battalion XO >Many meetings, late nights in HQs >In a HQ meeting with D Co company commander and 1SCG >Suddenly a commotion from outside the door >Walk out to see the IR Camera on the big screen >All enlisted Soldiers are giggling and laughing >It's two Afghani villagers >One's f------ a goat, the other is jerking off >Afghani jerking off c--- >You literally see his semen because of the IR F------ privates
□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:56 No.23559578 ▶ >>235596102223560147 File: 1414371677273 ipg (68 KB, 579x960) >Be in 1st Battalion, 327th Infantry Regt, 1st BCT, 101st >Be in Afghanistan >After I turn over my platoon to a new LT get assigned to Battalion staf >We have to decommission our Infantry Battalion's FOB and two of the three cops we controls >Become head coordinator for this effort reporting directly to the Battalion XO >Many meetings, late nights in HQs >In a HQ meeting with D Co company commander and 1SCG >Suddenly a commotion from outside the door >Walk out to see the IR Camera on the big screen >All enlisted Soldiers are giggling and laughing >It's two Afghani villagers >One's f------ a goat, the other is jerking off >Afghani jerking off c--- >You literally see his semen because of the IR F------ privates

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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:16 No.23559574 235598632223560090 Great Uncle Bert was an Engineer in the Marines and help build airfields. He did a lot of cool s---. > great Uncle is sitting in a trench on guard duty outside the airfield > Uncle Bert hears the sound of a rifle shot and the screaming of bloody murder > A j-- sniper tried to sneak into the lines and pick them off but was spotted. > The J-- is screaming his dead off screaming in agony > this goes on all day and into the night > a marine in the foxhole next to him yells "JESUS H CHRIST WOULD SOMEONE THROW A GODDAMN F------ BOOT AT THE F------ SLANT EYED CAT! IM TRYING TO F------ SLEEP OVER HERE!" > a Few seconds later the bang from a Springfield is heard > The screaming j-- is dead > The Marine yells "THANK YOU!" > Another marine replies back "YOURE WELCOME! > Uncle Bert doesn't get any sleep that night because war is hell More Bert stories on the way
□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)12:14:16 No.23559574 235598632223560090 Great Uncle Bert was an Engineer in the Marines and help build airfields. He did a lot of cool s---. > great Uncle is sitting in a trench on guard duty outside the airfield > Uncle Bert hears the sound of a rifle shot and the screaming of bloody murder > A j-- sniper tried to sneak into the lines and pick them off but was spotted. > The J-- is screaming his dead off screaming in agony > this goes on all day and into the night > a marine in the foxhole next to him yells "JESUS H CHRIST WOULD SOMEONE THROW A GODDAMN F------ BOOT AT THE F------ SLANT EYED CAT! IM TRYING TO F------ SLEEP OVER HERE!" > a Few seconds later the bang from a Springfield is heard > The screaming j-- is dead > The Marine yells "THANK YOU!" > Another marine replies back "YOURE WELCOME! > Uncle Bert doesn't get any sleep that night because war is hell More Bert stories on the way

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LI Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)11:33:46 No.2355924 1、2223559285>>23559289 My papa was a morse code operator in Vietnam. He would fly with 2 other guys over Laos and Cambodia and translate messages. >starts day on airfield in Cambodia >He always said the rations they got sucked >The milk they received was powdered, just add water >papa would always mix his s----- milk up, then open the side door while in flight. >and I quote: I would chuck bad milk onto a bridge I always flew over. > actually got pretty good at it >sometimes scared locals with surprise milk delivery That man was f------ tough too
LI Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)11:33:46 No.2355924 1、2223559285>>23559289 My papa was a morse code operator in Vietnam. He would fly with 2 other guys over Laos and Cambodia and translate messages. >starts day on airfield in Cambodia >He always said the rations they got sucked >The milk they received was powdered, just add water >papa would always mix his s----- milk up, then open the side door while in flight. >and I quote: I would chuck bad milk onto a bridge I always flew over. > actually got pretty good at it >sometimes scared locals with surprise milk delivery That man was f------ tough too

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)11:01:31 No.23558982 >-235591332-23567287 My grandfather fought in World War 2 >be deployed in Russia staking a break somewhere in the middle of nowhere in f------ Russia >grandpa on patrol walking walking walking realizes his colleague took a turn and he doesn't know where he is >keeps on walking hears Russian >Russians are walking to his right >Russians are walking to his left >grandpa pulls two grenades, throws one to each side and runs >shots from all over, the Russians are shooting each other Pruns escapes Turns out he was behind enemy lines. My grandfather also fought in France and Italy. He was captured in Italy by the Americans. He was manning a bunker when some Americans came in and the first black man he ever saw pointed a gun at him and said "War is over for you". He was in English prison for 6 years. The English treated him like a dog, eating off the floor, beatings, the usual. He then emigrated to Canada. That's right, he fought in the Wehrmacht. He believed he was protecting his family and country, and had no choice like many others. He died in 2006 I think, I cant recall. Still had shrapnel in him too
Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)11:01:31 No.23558982 >-235591332-23567287 My grandfather fought in World War 2 >be deployed in Russia staking a break somewhere in the middle of nowhere in f------ Russia >grandpa on patrol walking walking walking realizes his colleague took a turn and he doesn't know where he is >keeps on walking hears Russian >Russians are walking to his right >Russians are walking to his left >grandpa pulls two grenades, throws one to each side and runs >shots from all over, the Russians are shooting each other Pruns escapes Turns out he was behind enemy lines. My grandfather also fought in France and Italy. He was captured in Italy by the Americans. He was manning a bunker when some Americans came in and the first black man he ever saw pointed a gun at him and said "War is over for you". He was in English prison for 6 years. The English treated him like a dog, eating off the floor, beatings, the usual. He then emigrated to Canada. That's right, he fought in the Wehrmacht. He believed he was protecting his family and country, and had no choice like many others. He died in 2006 I think, I cant recall. Still had shrapnel in him too

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L Anonymous 1 1/11/14(Tue)1 1:00:26 No.23558971 、>>235590152223559153 be in iraq >be a friend of mine >machine from ACOE is driving posts for fence into the sand >conviently there are evenly spaced holes in the sand pretty much every 5 ft. >they drive poles into the holes >guy on camel arrives and starts flailing his hand and yelling >soldiers point guns at him >man appears very anxious >no intepreter, but black muslim private who knows some arabic stries to talk to guy >black guy cant understand what camel man is saying safter machine finishes driving all the poles to set the base up he finally undersands and turns pale >private yells everyone get the f--- away from the poles >the Lt. asks what the f--- private why? >suddenly about a million cobras come out of the sand >all of the holes were cobra holes severyone runs the f--- away
L Anonymous 1 1/11/14(Tue)1 1:00:26 No.23558971 、>>235590152223559153 be in iraq >be a friend of mine >machine from ACOE is driving posts for fence into the sand >conviently there are evenly spaced holes in the sand pretty much every 5 ft. >they drive poles into the holes >guy on camel arrives and starts flailing his hand and yelling >soldiers point guns at him >man appears very anxious >no intepreter, but black muslim private who knows some arabic stries to talk to guy >black guy cant understand what camel man is saying safter machine finishes driving all the poles to set the base up he finally undersands and turns pale >private yells everyone get the f--- away from the poles >the Lt. asks what the f--- private why? >suddenly about a million cobras come out of the sand >all of the holes were cobra holes severyone runs the f--- away

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! Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:52:26 No.23558896 22235589522223568007 23558841 story from my roomate who was a helicopter door gunner in transhcanistan >town up the road from FOB is constantly trying to reach out to the troops in hopes of trading stuff for money. >army will only trade for rice >kids start chucking hand grenades at patrols >women come up to soldiers full burka with fake flower baskets and baskets of fruit sturns out they were wearing dynamite vests all along ED blows up a humvee >my buddy and his chopper get orders to wipe the town out and that they were classifed as enemy combatants. >guns down town full of mostly innocent people with door mounted machine gun sturns out the local war lord later told the army the taliban was threatening to kill hese peoples families unless would kill americans or pay a big sum of money sturns out none of them told this to the interpreter >turns out my friend murdered a town full of innocent people >2 weeks later he got seizures and now he cannot sleep war is hell.
! Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:52:26 No.23558896 22235589522223568007 23558841 story from my roomate who was a helicopter door gunner in transhcanistan >town up the road from FOB is constantly trying to reach out to the troops in hopes of trading stuff for money. >army will only trade for rice >kids start chucking hand grenades at patrols >women come up to soldiers full burka with fake flower baskets and baskets of fruit sturns out they were wearing dynamite vests all along ED blows up a humvee >my buddy and his chopper get orders to wipe the town out and that they were classifed as enemy combatants. >guns down town full of mostly innocent people with door mounted machine gun sturns out the local war lord later told the army the taliban was threatening to kill hese peoples families unless would kill americans or pay a big sum of money sturns out none of them told this to the interpreter >turns out my friend murdered a town full of innocent people >2 weeks later he got seizures and now he cannot sleep war is hell.

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:47:03 No.23558853 > Grand dad in Merchant Marine during the war > Onna frigate as a gunners/machinists mate > As part of gun crew they instruct entire ship on how dangerous standing near the guns during firing ops can be -1 Officer who is a known s------ not listening > fast forward to Peleliu landings >Grand dads ship is participating is the prelanding ritual known as "blowing everything the f--- up that is within 5 miles of the beach > Single 6" inch gun firing away, puny in comparison to the rest of the fleet but in his words "We said f--- it we'll fire it any way > A lull in the firing occurs crew is warned the firing will start again at any moment and to stay off the fore deck s Afore mentioned officer s------ decides f--- it, time for a smoke > Smokes near forward gun > this time they didnt bother giving the pre fire warning to the rest of the crew since they were warned already > man over board sounds all guns cease fire sguns concussion sent the guy flying over the rails and into the water > said officer is recovered and shipped back to hawaii for causing the entire ship to stop working to save his stupid ass. s Grand dad said nearly everyone on board wanted to beat that guys ass for doing stupid s--- but because his gun crew nearly killed him with a massive f------ cannon they didnt have have to buy their own beer for the rest of the deployment
Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:47:03 No.23558853 > Grand dad in Merchant Marine during the war > Onna frigate as a gunners/machinists mate > As part of gun crew they instruct entire ship on how dangerous standing near the guns during firing ops can be -1 Officer who is a known s------ not listening > fast forward to Peleliu landings >Grand dads ship is participating is the prelanding ritual known as "blowing everything the f--- up that is within 5 miles of the beach > Single 6" inch gun firing away, puny in comparison to the rest of the fleet but in his words "We said f--- it we'll fire it any way > A lull in the firing occurs crew is warned the firing will start again at any moment and to stay off the fore deck s Afore mentioned officer s------ decides f--- it, time for a smoke > Smokes near forward gun > this time they didnt bother giving the pre fire warning to the rest of the crew since they were warned already > man over board sounds all guns cease fire sguns concussion sent the guy flying over the rails and into the water > said officer is recovered and shipped back to hawaii for causing the entire ship to stop working to save his stupid ass. s Grand dad said nearly everyone on board wanted to beat that guys ass for doing stupid s--- but because his gun crew nearly killed him with a massive f------ cannon they didnt have have to buy their own beer for the rest of the deployment

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.
Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:34:04 No.2355873123558801 3 23558639 >be grampy >be in marrakesh sbe using arabic skills to try and secure local sources of food from rich arab merchants >guy has about a million wives all of them are super hot >grandpa stubbornly tries to discuss business sarab guy decides he wants to wait until after the meal ssits grandpa down at oppoisite end of gaint table >grandpa has never eaten morrocan food before >they roll cooscoose in a ball using butter then eat the whole thing, and eat all kind of delicious s--- >wives belly dancing and wearing scandalous clothing the entire time smerchant tries to sell grandpa some of his wives, grandpa politely declines seventually negotiates a local source of bread, chickpeas, butter, milk, goats and cooscoose in exchange for wood, clothing, and scrap metal. guy then tries to sell my grandpa one of his daughters >grandpa explains rules about fratternization to merchant >merchant laughs and says "by allah, no wonder Americans fight so hard, you are all so angry all the time because you have no women!" grandpa gathers local intelligence from guy who continues to try and marry off his super hot daughter to my grandfather this continues for the rest of the war >grandpa stays on mission >marries an American when he comes home stells me that this was one of the hardest parts of the war for him.

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L Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:22:32 No.23558639 File: MarineCo 、>>2355867322235587312223558841 Seal.jpg (2.25 MB, 2076x2100) MENT also other story >be grandpy getting transferred between spain and france >be on a navy ship snavy skipper has annyoing little dog that barks all night and keeps everyone awake >dog has his own quarters and everyone, navy and marines need to bunk 4 to a room. severyone always gathers to watch crazy tiger shark feeding frenzy when the ship discharges builge smureens on the ship are always fighting and getting completely obliterated on absinthe and wine they smuggled onto the boat from france sone night grampy is taking a stroll around the deck because he cannot sleep. >see a bunch of marines dressed in all black running towards skippers quaters. >see them running towards back of the ship. >hear muffled barking >loud noise as ship begins to dump builge at night >grampy looks and hear yipe >sees little white fluffy dog sent into sky then bit in half in mid air by tiger shark >next day skipper wakes up and finds that his dog is missing >military police investigate. >they interroage grampy >"I was walking on the deck, but was on the other side of the ship. I didn't see anything." >and that is the end of that story
L Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:22:32 No.23558639 File: MarineCo 、>>2355867322235587312223558841 Seal.jpg (2.25 MB, 2076x2100) MENT also other story >be grandpy getting transferred between spain and france >be on a navy ship snavy skipper has annyoing little dog that barks all night and keeps everyone awake >dog has his own quarters and everyone, navy and marines need to bunk 4 to a room. severyone always gathers to watch crazy tiger shark feeding frenzy when the ship discharges builge smureens on the ship are always fighting and getting completely obliterated on absinthe and wine they smuggled onto the boat from france sone night grampy is taking a stroll around the deck because he cannot sleep. >see a bunch of marines dressed in all black running towards skippers quaters. >see them running towards back of the ship. >hear muffled barking >loud noise as ship begins to dump builge at night >grampy looks and hear yipe >sees little white fluffy dog sent into sky then bit in half in mid air by tiger shark >next day skipper wakes up and finds that his dog is missing >military police investigate. >they interroage grampy >"I was walking on the deck, but was on the other side of the ship. I didn't see anything." >and that is the end of that story

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File: tomb of the unknown ipg (66 KB, 720x672) Veterans Day Thread Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:13:12 No.23558584 >>23558639 >>23558971 >>23559000 23559070 23559261 23559725 23560055>23560061 23560075 23563549 2356377 23563860 23563940 23564206 Today we remember and honor our veterans in the USA to do this tell the stories of your grandfathers, fathers, your friends, and yourselves experiences in war >grampy >be OSS agent >speak 9 languages fluently >get sent to vichiy france >get german officers hammered on peppermint shnapps and get them to tell troop movement plans and other stuff >obtain intelligence and loose women >give to OSS command >sucessful assignment >grandpa loved schnapps till the day he died >grandpa is reassigned to morocco >go mark to mark the location of mines outside marrakesh and find nazis in the desert with recon team >nazis mined the river >see beddouin looking guy on camel who is shaking his hands and motioning for grandpa to come over to him >grandpa tries to talk to him through minefield >cant understand him >guy may have important intelligence >grandpa and his buddy park jeep, take minesweepers out and walk through partially marked minefield, then cross waist deep river, and walk through unmakred mine field with minesweeper to try and talk to camel jockey >grandpa tried to use all 9 languages swhen grandpa tries hebrew the guy gets all excite >takes grandpa and guy to the mountians >they go into cave full of dirty and starving people >camel man gets group elder >group elder says "shalom" to grampy >they speak in hebrew to each other, turns out the nazis mined the only source of water and their mines were blowing up their camels they gave the army the positions of the nazi troops in exchange for nothing >grandpa and other jewish Gl's loaded up jeeps with extra rations and local food and drove it out to them once they cleared the mines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZgbgJdvc0 [Embed]
File: tomb of the unknown ipg (66 KB, 720x672) Veterans Day Thread Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)10:13:12 No.23558584 >>23558639 >>23558971 >>23559000 23559070 23559261 23559725 23560055>23560061 23560075 23563549 2356377 23563860 23563940 23564206 Today we remember and honor our veterans in the USA to do this tell the stories of your grandfathers, fathers, your friends, and yourselves experiences in war >grampy >be OSS agent >speak 9 languages fluently >get sent to vichiy france >get german officers hammered on peppermint shnapps and get them to tell troop movement plans and other stuff >obtain intelligence and loose women >give to OSS command >sucessful assignment >grandpa loved schnapps till the day he died >grandpa is reassigned to morocco >go mark to mark the location of mines outside marrakesh and find nazis in the desert with recon team >nazis mined the river >see beddouin looking guy on camel who is shaking his hands and motioning for grandpa to come over to him >grandpa tries to talk to him through minefield >cant understand him >guy may have important intelligence >grandpa and his buddy park jeep, take minesweepers out and walk through partially marked minefield, then cross waist deep river, and walk through unmakred mine field with minesweeper to try and talk to camel jockey >grandpa tried to use all 9 languages swhen grandpa tries hebrew the guy gets all excite >takes grandpa and guy to the mountians >they go into cave full of dirty and starving people >camel man gets group elder >group elder says "shalom" to grampy >they speak in hebrew to each other, turns out the nazis mined the only source of water and their mines were blowing up their camels they gave the army the positions of the nazi troops in exchange for nothing >grandpa and other jewish Gl's loaded up jeeps with extra rations and local food and drove it out to them once they cleared the mines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZgbgJdvc0 [Embed]

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、令111 (D 14:30 ▼ Settings Home 07/29/14(Tue)04:54:29 No.27856942 Board /fit/ Fitness Anonymous General Autismo This is my story, /fit/ >in college class have to do project that requires me to go to Navy SEAL museum 20 miles away 49 KB JPG decide to bring grandpa because he's cool and he wanted to donate an old ammo box >go to front desk cute clerk is standing there ask for curator older guy walks out and my grandpa fills out some paperwork make small talk with grill, I'm not charming but l made her laugh once or twice tell curator about my projedt >he gives me enough information to do a projedt on tell him I need someone from the museum to call my professor as proof as I was there >clerk says she could give me her personal number and she could call the professor >decline and say it would look better coming from the curaton for the entire ride home, my grandpa stares at me like pic related >drop him off >think about why he stared at me like that realize what I've done 1 post omitted
、令111 (D 14:30 ▼ Settings Home 07/29/14(Tue)04:54:29 No.27856942 Board /fit/ Fitness Anonymous General Autismo This is my story, /fit/ >in college class have to do project that requires me to go to Navy SEAL museum 20 miles away 49 KB JPG decide to bring grandpa because he's cool and he wanted to donate an old ammo box >go to front desk cute clerk is standing there ask for curator older guy walks out and my grandpa fills out some paperwork make small talk with grill, I'm not charming but l made her laugh once or twice tell curator about my projedt >he gives me enough information to do a projedt on tell him I need someone from the museum to call my professor as proof as I was there >clerk says she could give me her personal number and she could call the professor >decline and say it would look better coming from the curaton for the entire ride home, my grandpa stares at me like pic related >drop him off >think about why he stared at me like that realize what I've done 1 post omitted

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Anonymous 11/06/14(Thu)14:01:12 No.235014012350312923503496223505292 What about mechanical battle buddies? I never had one, but I've seen the tragedy of one being destroyed... Iraq, Late 2007 >POG, but get put on QRF all the time because I had my s--- together Running security for a EOD team dealing with an IED in the middle of a route in the the middle of nowhere EOD send the robot down to go check it out >Bored as f---, takes like 30 minutes for the robot to travel the full length of the road to the IED >Suddenly BO IED went off, only casualty is the road and the robot, maybe there was a triggerman, maybe the robot set something off, don't know Me and the rest of my guys on security start hootin' and hollarin', amazed by the blast >Suddenly realize that we can hear screaming >Oh f--- EOD guy who was operating the robot is being held back by the rest of his team, he's trying to run down the road to where the IED went off The guy is f------ crying and screaming "SLOW JOE, NOT SLOW JOE, OH GOD, PLEASE, GOD PLEASE, NOT SLOW JOE, LET ME GO GET HIM, LET ME SAVE HIM, OH GOD, SLOW JOE >This guy is f------ breaking dowwn crying, absolutely heartbroken EOD guys eventually get him to stop struggling and he just curls up and cries in the back of their humvee EOD team leader try's to explain to us that the guy was "really attached to that bot and that him and the bot had been through three deployments together You don't understand how badly this guy was shook up. I can still remember him screaming for "Slow Joe"
Anonymous 11/06/14(Thu)14:01:12 No.235014012350312923503496223505292 What about mechanical battle buddies? I never had one, but I've seen the tragedy of one being destroyed... Iraq, Late 2007 >POG, but get put on QRF all the time because I had my s--- together Running security for a EOD team dealing with an IED in the middle of a route in the the middle of nowhere EOD send the robot down to go check it out >Bored as f---, takes like 30 minutes for the robot to travel the full length of the road to the IED >Suddenly BO IED went off, only casualty is the road and the robot, maybe there was a triggerman, maybe the robot set something off, don't know Me and the rest of my guys on security start hootin' and hollarin', amazed by the blast >Suddenly realize that we can hear screaming >Oh f--- EOD guy who was operating the robot is being held back by the rest of his team, he's trying to run down the road to where the IED went off The guy is f------ crying and screaming "SLOW JOE, NOT SLOW JOE, OH GOD, PLEASE, GOD PLEASE, NOT SLOW JOE, LET ME GO GET HIM, LET ME SAVE HIM, OH GOD, SLOW JOE >This guy is f------ breaking dowwn crying, absolutely heartbroken EOD guys eventually get him to stop struggling and he just curls up and cries in the back of their humvee EOD team leader try's to explain to us that the guy was "really attached to that bot and that him and the bot had been through three deployments together You don't understand how badly this guy was shook up. I can still remember him screaming for "Slow Joe"

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Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:31:19 No.35980361、 35980385 File: c96ae5024ebb34ce9d9e8745b Lipg (106 KB, 495x350) >>35976261 >military campaign >Generation Kill but with magical girls >F------ dress blues wish, man. That got so many f------ girls. Now look at us: Kyouko hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai p----, and Mami is out here rolling around f------- Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and vag sweat
Anonymous 11/05/14(Wed)15:31:19 No.35980361、 35980385 File: c96ae5024ebb34ce9d9e8745b Lipg (106 KB, 495x350) >>35976261 >military campaign >Generation Kill but with magical girls >F------ dress blues wish, man. That got so many f------ girls. Now look at us: Kyouko hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai p----, and Mami is out here rolling around f------- Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and vag sweat

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O Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:17:13 No.21498976 1400474597873ipg (195 KB, 736x947) google iadb >>21499287 >>21498989 >>21499048 Allow me to tell you the story of Hans. 1/2 >Playing on Apartments >Glorious motherland moves up to the apartment complex across the river >Was a long and hard fought battle >Casualties were many, but we finally advanced >MG and I make our way to the upper levels of the apartments to provide cover (currently playing as sniper) >Find German sitting in the corner Only I notice him, MG bro keeps going Has weapon drawn, doesn't shoot >Over global chat, I read in broken English something like "Do not shoot, no ammo, name Hans, am prisoner" >Relay that I have a captive over voice comms to team, trusting that this guy doesn't spinal tap me with his rifle Proceed to snipe his buddies >He follows me everywhere >No one shoots him surprisingly enough >Keeps typing roleplaying phrases in the global chat "So glad you spare me, have wife and child >You are truly great friend" >So on, etc. Eventually the other team just won't have it since they're losing on the final checkpoint >Organize prisoner transfer >Entire Russian team is stationed in the buildings overseeing the courtyard at the final checkpoint >Entire Axis team is stationed inside the buildings on the opposite ends It's me, Hans, and random Axis officer meeting in the middle >Hans is freaking out >"No please, they will kill me, am coward >Axis team decides to go along with it >"No need to worry, many iron crosses will be given to you" >Hans leaves with the Axis team, all is still quiet >Enemy teams in plain view of each other, yet refuse to shoot until prisoner exchange is complete Back away from the scene as Hans leaves in front of Axis officer, refuse to take eyes off of Hans >He looks back at me and stops as to type something >Axis officer shoots him square in the head with the C96 >pic related >>21499287>>21499048 Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:18:21 No.21498989 1401002939420 ipg (44 KB, 500x612) google igdb 21498976 TRAITOR" he types in the chat The angry roar of a thousand nuggets, smgs, and DP-28s erupt through the day as Hans falls limp Enemy team returns fire with MG-34s, K98s, and MP40s >Pops, cracks, whizzes, and tracers fly all around me as I'm still standing in the open, eyes focused n tme ememy officer >Character twitching like crazy as I draw my sidearm and ainm >Officer turns around and does the same >Shoot officer square in the eye between twitches >He falls limp next to Hans Begin unloading on the MG nest with random fire >pic related >See MG slowly turn toward me while I reload >Tracers fill the screen >ded
O Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:17:13 No.21498976 1400474597873ipg (195 KB, 736x947) google iadb >>21499287 >>21498989 >>21499048 Allow me to tell you the story of Hans. 1/2 >Playing on Apartments >Glorious motherland moves up to the apartment complex across the river >Was a long and hard fought battle >Casualties were many, but we finally advanced >MG and I make our way to the upper levels of the apartments to provide cover (currently playing as sniper) >Find German sitting in the corner Only I notice him, MG bro keeps going Has weapon drawn, doesn't shoot >Over global chat, I read in broken English something like "Do not shoot, no ammo, name Hans, am prisoner" >Relay that I have a captive over voice comms to team, trusting that this guy doesn't spinal tap me with his rifle Proceed to snipe his buddies >He follows me everywhere >No one shoots him surprisingly enough >Keeps typing roleplaying phrases in the global chat "So glad you spare me, have wife and child >You are truly great friend" >So on, etc. Eventually the other team just won't have it since they're losing on the final checkpoint >Organize prisoner transfer >Entire Russian team is stationed in the buildings overseeing the courtyard at the final checkpoint >Entire Axis team is stationed inside the buildings on the opposite ends It's me, Hans, and random Axis officer meeting in the middle >Hans is freaking out >"No please, they will kill me, am coward >Axis team decides to go along with it >"No need to worry, many iron crosses will be given to you" >Hans leaves with the Axis team, all is still quiet >Enemy teams in plain view of each other, yet refuse to shoot until prisoner exchange is complete Back away from the scene as Hans leaves in front of Axis officer, refuse to take eyes off of Hans >He looks back at me and stops as to type something >Axis officer shoots him square in the head with the C96 >pic related >>21499287>>21499048 Anonymous 06/08/14(Sun)20:18:21 No.21498989 1401002939420 ipg (44 KB, 500x612) google igdb 21498976 TRAITOR" he types in the chat The angry roar of a thousand nuggets, smgs, and DP-28s erupt through the day as Hans falls limp Enemy team returns fire with MG-34s, K98s, and MP40s >Pops, cracks, whizzes, and tracers fly all around me as I'm still standing in the open, eyes focused n tme ememy officer >Character twitching like crazy as I draw my sidearm and ainm >Officer turns around and does the same >Shoot officer square in the eye between twitches >He falls limp next to Hans Begin unloading on the MG nest with random fire >pic related >See MG slowly turn toward me while I reload >Tracers fill the screen >ded

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Anonymous (ID: dcUIAxYN) 05/03/13(Fri)13:51:38 No.477473423 Replies: 22477474494 22477474980 22477475271 22477475508 224774 >>477480552 >>477480573 >>477481806 >>477483813 >247 477 163 Story of my time in the US milita > be 2006 > Joined military when i was 18, living in a small town outside of NC. > Shipping over to Iraq to kill Sadam > 2007 ive been chosen to join a task force to raid a compound believed to be filled with terrorists > My CO is a girl. w-- > This chick has a reputation of being the biggest bitch in our entire compound. Everyone hates her > Meet her for the first time > HUDSON! IF I CATCH YOU NOT LOOKING OVER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR UNITS SHOULDERS, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR ASS > Hear s--- like this every second of every day > F--- this bitch > Finally the day has come for the raid, training was a bitch, especially since our CO was the one leading it all, but its over now > Raiding compound > Firefight gets intense, bullets are flying everywhere. Most guys keep their cool... Except our CO > She starts freaking out. Probably some Westpoint daughters general who has no combat experience > Get a call over the radio > House up ahead is rigged with tripwires and explosives > CO turns to me, still freaking out as bullets are still flying. "HUDSON! WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. LETS GO INTO THAT HOUSE!" > MFW she points to the booby trapped house > Make our way to the doorway. She screams at me to enter, seeing that I am stalling > I take a look at her and say "Ladies first" > I got honored and medals for 'attempting to save her life', after she blew up
Anonymous (ID: dcUIAxYN) 05/03/13(Fri)13:51:38 No.477473423 Replies: 22477474494 22477474980 22477475271 22477475508 224774 >>477480552 >>477480573 >>477481806 >>477483813 >247 477 163 Story of my time in the US milita > be 2006 > Joined military when i was 18, living in a small town outside of NC. > Shipping over to Iraq to kill Sadam > 2007 ive been chosen to join a task force to raid a compound believed to be filled with terrorists > My CO is a girl. w-- > This chick has a reputation of being the biggest bitch in our entire compound. Everyone hates her > Meet her for the first time > HUDSON! IF I CATCH YOU NOT LOOKING OVER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR UNITS SHOULDERS, I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR GUN UP YOUR ASS > Hear s--- like this every second of every day > F--- this bitch > Finally the day has come for the raid, training was a bitch, especially since our CO was the one leading it all, but its over now > Raiding compound > Firefight gets intense, bullets are flying everywhere. Most guys keep their cool... Except our CO > She starts freaking out. Probably some Westpoint daughters general who has no combat experience > Get a call over the radio > House up ahead is rigged with tripwires and explosives > CO turns to me, still freaking out as bullets are still flying. "HUDSON! WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. LETS GO INTO THAT HOUSE!" > MFW she points to the booby trapped house > Make our way to the doorway. She screams at me to enter, seeing that I am stalling > I take a look at her and say "Ladies first" > I got honored and medals for 'attempting to save her life', after she blew up

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O Anonymous 04/08/14(Tue)21. 1 3 01 No 20732445 1262031656896 ipg (16 KB, 360x240) g0ogle iodb 2220732530 2220732845 2220732912 2220733066 This I the story of private Stewart Little, MoH recipient, and the bravest soldier I will ever know > Basic 2004 > on our one week FTX > doing rooming guard watching everyone in the foxholes and keeping an eye out for the DS incase he tries to f--- with us > hear "BANG > rush to the sound of the noise > a guy in his fox hole yells "I got him! I got that son-of-a-bitch > apparently the guy in the foxhole had a mouse run across his foxhole so he shot it with a blank and killed it here comes the kill hat... > WHO THE F--- IS SHOOTING! > "Drill Sergeant, the private shot a mouse!" >"SHOT A MOUSE! YOU SHOT A F------ MOUSEI OH S--- PRIVATEI OH S---- > Drill Sergeant walks off > this will not end well > it's 0430 > DS comes back with an E-tool and gives I to the private who shot the mouse "OK F--- STICK YOU ARE GOING TO DIG A 6 FOOT ACROSS 4 FOOT WIDE AND 6 FOOT DEEP HOLE WITH 90 DEGEE ANGLES! > DS points at me "ALRIGHT RETARD YOURE WITH MEI I WANT YOU TO WRANGLE UP ALL THE OTHER LITTLE RETARDS AND GET A FORMATION! > Do so in about 3 minutes and get everyone in formation > DS explains how a private shot a mouse with a blank last night and we are all going to attend a funeral today in honor of the fallen mouse > DS makes me the Chaplain > I am suppose to deliver a eulogy s meanwhile the private who shot the mouse has finished the hole after several hours of digging at it is perfect 90 degree comers > The DS makes the private write a letter to the mouse's family explaining the details behind why the mouse was Killed in Action > continued in Part 2 when we go full retard し」 Anonymous 04/08/14(Tue)21:44:13 No.20732845 2220732885 22207329122220733066 220732445 So picking up where I left off Retard shot a mouse and the DS is planning a funeral. s the DS is drilling several squads for the funeral detail > The entire company is present for the fallen Hero who was now named Private Stewart Little > I deliver the eulogy > hear giggling as I regard the harrowing tale of how Private Little bravely stormed the trenches > he has an American flag draped over his shoe box coffin > it is folded and presented to the mouse's wife(she could not attend) > a funeral detail does a 21 gun salute > Taps is played as Private Stewart Little is lowered into his hole > 1SG and XO are crying laughing s nobody in the company can keep a straight face not even myself > DS makes the retard private bury the mouse >all in all a very entertaining day > Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.. human. http://www.youtube.com/watchvenhGuhfBk5xk
O Anonymous 04/08/14(Tue)21. 1 3 01 No 20732445 1262031656896 ipg (16 KB, 360x240) g0ogle iodb 2220732530 2220732845 2220732912 2220733066 This I the story of private Stewart Little, MoH recipient, and the bravest soldier I will ever know > Basic 2004 > on our one week FTX > doing rooming guard watching everyone in the foxholes and keeping an eye out for the DS incase he tries to f--- with us > hear "BANG > rush to the sound of the noise > a guy in his fox hole yells "I got him! I got that son-of-a-bitch > apparently the guy in the foxhole had a mouse run across his foxhole so he shot it with a blank and killed it here comes the kill hat... > WHO THE F--- IS SHOOTING! > "Drill Sergeant, the private shot a mouse!" >"SHOT A MOUSE! YOU SHOT A F------ MOUSEI OH S--- PRIVATEI OH S---- > Drill Sergeant walks off > this will not end well > it's 0430 > DS comes back with an E-tool and gives I to the private who shot the mouse "OK F--- STICK YOU ARE GOING TO DIG A 6 FOOT ACROSS 4 FOOT WIDE AND 6 FOOT DEEP HOLE WITH 90 DEGEE ANGLES! > DS points at me "ALRIGHT RETARD YOURE WITH MEI I WANT YOU TO WRANGLE UP ALL THE OTHER LITTLE RETARDS AND GET A FORMATION! > Do so in about 3 minutes and get everyone in formation > DS explains how a private shot a mouse with a blank last night and we are all going to attend a funeral today in honor of the fallen mouse > DS makes me the Chaplain > I am suppose to deliver a eulogy s meanwhile the private who shot the mouse has finished the hole after several hours of digging at it is perfect 90 degree comers > The DS makes the private write a letter to the mouse's family explaining the details behind why the mouse was Killed in Action > continued in Part 2 when we go full retard し」 Anonymous 04/08/14(Tue)21:44:13 No.20732845 2220732885 22207329122220733066 220732445 So picking up where I left off Retard shot a mouse and the DS is planning a funeral. s the DS is drilling several squads for the funeral detail > The entire company is present for the fallen Hero who was now named Private Stewart Little > I deliver the eulogy > hear giggling as I regard the harrowing tale of how Private Little bravely stormed the trenches > he has an American flag draped over his shoe box coffin > it is folded and presented to the mouse's wife(she could not attend) > a funeral detail does a 21 gun salute > Taps is played as Private Stewart Little is lowered into his hole > 1SG and XO are crying laughing s nobody in the company can keep a straight face not even myself > DS makes the retard private bury the mouse >all in all a very entertaining day > Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.. human. http://www.youtube.com/watchvenhGuhfBk5xk

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□ Anonymous ID ST 06/25/14 Wed 00:23:35 No.553051269、>-553051837 2:5530520792:553052292 22553052838 >>5530530682:553054535 File: 1397777446003.png (78 KB, 253x235) >working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with hinm >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me
□ Anonymous ID ST 06/25/14 Wed 00:23:35 No.553051269、>-553051837 2:5530520792:553052292 22553052838 >>5530530682:553054535 File: 1397777446003.png (78 KB, 253x235) >working in a high end restaurant >chef is hard ass german >decide to f--- with hinm >bartender brings up case of apple juice in cans, and leaves it in the kitchen >snag 3 cans from the case, and crank the oven to 500 >service starts >it's time >place cans of apple juice in the oven they start to melt and contort, leaking apple juice into the inferno of an oven >chef walks into the kitchen >VAT IS ZAT HISSING" >try to contain my laughter as k---- chef opens the oven door to see melting cans of juice >k---- chef starts yelling "WHY IZ ZE JEWZ IN ZE OVEN, TAKE ZE JEWZ OUT OF ZE OVEN >entire dining room can hear him >k---- chef never found out that it was me

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/a/ Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2011 12:48:36 No.54085582 View Report go into women's studies class, expecting to be only guy in class of hot girls open door >99% of its students are fat neckbeards suffocating the feminist d---- crammed next to them sit and try to calm down and remember what supreme and wise leader Kevin would do raise hand "u-um, teacher? I just want to say- >SUDDENLY ALL THE NECKBEARDS IN CLASS RAISE THEIR HANDS IN A CHAOS AND START SCREAMING ABOUT HERSTORY one neckbeard dressed in girls clothes says "OH GOD THAT IS SO000O SEXY I LOVE MEN WHO RESPECT WOMEN. crowds of sweating weeaboo virgins roll over to him and spaz out "WILL YOU MARRY ME >"I WANT TO F--- YOU" >"NO GET AWAY SHES MINE" the basement dwellers proceed to eat one another while the fat and ugly trap pulls out his d--- and starts masturbating >all the women in class have vomited and are crying in their own puddles feminist teacher has committed seppuku, having seen the lowest that a man can possibly aspire to >put head on desk and cry like i do in every class like the beta f----- i am thanks kevin you f------ d---
/a/ Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2011 12:48:36 No.54085582 View Report go into women's studies class, expecting to be only guy in class of hot girls open door >99% of its students are fat neckbeards suffocating the feminist d---- crammed next to them sit and try to calm down and remember what supreme and wise leader Kevin would do raise hand "u-um, teacher? I just want to say- >SUDDENLY ALL THE NECKBEARDS IN CLASS RAISE THEIR HANDS IN A CHAOS AND START SCREAMING ABOUT HERSTORY one neckbeard dressed in girls clothes says "OH GOD THAT IS SO000O SEXY I LOVE MEN WHO RESPECT WOMEN. crowds of sweating weeaboo virgins roll over to him and spaz out "WILL YOU MARRY ME >"I WANT TO F--- YOU" >"NO GET AWAY SHES MINE" the basement dwellers proceed to eat one another while the fat and ugly trap pulls out his d--- and starts masturbating >all the women in class have vomited and are crying in their own puddles feminist teacher has committed seppuku, having seen the lowest that a man can possibly aspire to >put head on desk and cry like i do in every class like the beta f----- i am thanks kevin you f------ d---

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■ Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)15:54 No.9229516 File: 1384721695760.jpg-(16 KB, 285x324, 1367881932529.jpg) >Live in apartment complex Walking out to my car >See 3 guys and 2 girls around my bike >wat.jpg MiLD Walk over to see the commotion One guy is sitting on my bike, two of the other guys are taking 08Bv pictures Girls are chatting up how cool he is and crap Act all surprised going "Woah dude, nice bike! It yours?" >"Yeah it is, really fast bike" Nice job dodging the question f----- >"Yeah I bet. What kind is that?" >"Oh it's a uh, sportbike." >dis gun b gewd >"Dude I've never seen one up close, could you turn it on? I bet this thing revs nice" >"O-o-oh uhm, I must have left my keys indoors" >"Here this might work" Walk over and put my key in the ignition >His face turns red as an apple >My f------ face when
■ Anonymous 11/17/13(Sun)15:54 No.9229516 File: 1384721695760.jpg-(16 KB, 285x324, 1367881932529.jpg) >Live in apartment complex Walking out to my car >See 3 guys and 2 girls around my bike >wat.jpg MiLD Walk over to see the commotion One guy is sitting on my bike, two of the other guys are taking 08Bv pictures Girls are chatting up how cool he is and crap Act all surprised going "Woah dude, nice bike! It yours?" >"Yeah it is, really fast bike" Nice job dodging the question f----- >"Yeah I bet. What kind is that?" >"Oh it's a uh, sportbike." >dis gun b gewd >"Dude I've never seen one up close, could you turn it on? I bet this thing revs nice" >"O-o-oh uhm, I must have left my keys indoors" >"Here this might work" Walk over and put my key in the ignition >His face turns red as an apple >My f------ face when

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