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: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:35:17 No.63416448 >get a match >"hey" >I write hey how are you >..... Get unmatched 99 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:35:17 No.63416448 >get a match >"hey" >I write hey how are you >..... Get unmatched 99 KB JPG

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Anon will hacker you | /r/Greentext

>0000000oo0oI will hacker you
>0000000oo0oI will hacker you

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Anon sees a bushel of blackberries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:42:25 No.149702872 >mfw I go frolicking in the fields and see a bushel of delightful blackberries
Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:42:25 No.149702872 >mfw I go frolicking in the fields and see a bushel of delightful blackberries

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Anon is a voluntary celibate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38174160 2 mins ago .. >almost 2 weeks into nofap >liking traps less and less It dawned on me that boipussy is actually just man ass, I feel sick. 153.5 kB PNG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 38174160 2 mins ago .. >almost 2 weeks into nofap >liking traps less and less It dawned on me that boipussy is actually just man ass, I feel sick. 153.5 kB PNG 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon goes to only fans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.63415372 >Go on Onlyfans >Tip for 500$ worth of personal content >Open bank dispute once girl sends content >Get money back and resell her content to simps 906 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)19:05:05 No.63415372 >Go on Onlyfans >Tip for 500$ worth of personal content >Open bank dispute once girl sends content >Get money back and resell her content to simps 906 KB JPG

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anon keeps walking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.
: Anonymous 04/08/21(Thu)02:35:44 No.851553453 pepe what.jpg 8 KB JPG Greentext time >Be me, a few weeks ago >Taking public transit and walking home because truck is in auto shop >Walking behind this one person >They turn around, 1/10, short, fat, man hating boner killing feminist stops and looks right at me with a face like I was gonna f------ r--- her. >Walk past her without making eye contact >Glance at shadows and she starts walking while muttering "yeah keep walking" What in gods name am I going to do to you, we are walking past a busy street at 4 in the afternoon. Most guys wouldn't even shoot you because it'd be considered a waste of ammunition.

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IOANNIS BRAVOS | /r/Greentext

JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.
JB.jpg 29 KВ JPG >>124388673 (OP) # REMINDER: Reminder that Johnny Bravo (1OANNIS BRAVOS) is a HELLENIC man! But whitey won't tell you. >Hair Gel >Lives with his mom into late adulthood >Frequents a diner >Sexually harasses every woman he sees.

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anon got collection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection
: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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*CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU* | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering
: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)05:55:25 No.148868594 i (12).jpg 141 KB JPG >everyday im suffering

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Anon takes a shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)15:56:00 No.63409433 >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the 42 KB JPG sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee RIP stink bug

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anon has a crummy homelife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)14:48:10 No.24042357 >be me, when I was 15 >brother slept through alarm, was late to school, missed entire first class >parents dismiss it as an honest mistake >be me, months later >sleep through alarm >late to school, miss entire first class >grounded for 2 weeks, beaten, berated 23 KB JPG why is life this way

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Anon is overweight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
Anonymous | 45243472 ... >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to f--- it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man

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Anon doesn’t get vaccinated | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE
: Anonymous (ID: Qklmn4Ey 04/27/21(Tue)12:39:38 No.318932776 >didn't get the vaccine because /pol/ said it'll make me infertile asT >currently posting from a hospital bed after catching COVID and experiencing severe symptoms >may possibly die because I listened to /pol/ 1.54 MB PNG Th-thanks... SE

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Anon gets a new nickname | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread ill start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year 76 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread ill start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year 76 KB JPG

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Anon is unlucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)21:56:37 No.853113093 >be me >born virgin It was rigged from the start 1.46 MB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon is training for someone | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:43:03 No.59661775 are you training for someone? 218 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:46:36 No.59661822 >>59661775 (OP) # Yes. I'm lifting for the boy who never had anyone to sit with at lunch, who never got asked to a school dance, who never had any friends, who never had anyone to celebrate his accomplishments with, who spent the weekend in the psych ward for being suicidal, who had to stay as quiet as humanly possible to avoid waking up his alcoholic parents. I'm doing this for past self, to give him hope and show him that things do get better. We're all gonna make it /fit/ >>59662262 # >>59662738 # >>59662787 # >>59662804 # >>59663104 #
| Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:43:03 No.59661775 are you training for someone? 218 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)23:46:36 No.59661822 >>59661775 (OP) # Yes. I'm lifting for the boy who never had anyone to sit with at lunch, who never got asked to a school dance, who never had any friends, who never had anyone to celebrate his accomplishments with, who spent the weekend in the psych ward for being suicidal, who had to stay as quiet as humanly possible to avoid waking up his alcoholic parents. I'm doing this for past self, to give him hope and show him that things do get better. We're all gonna make it /fit/ >>59662262 # >>59662738 # >>59662787 # >>59662804 # >>59663104 #

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