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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri) 11:03:20 No.27320099 >party with friends >gf give me a "present" >open the box >its a positive pregnancy test >MFW I'm not sterile but i have severe fertility issues because when i was a child i had a testicular infection and it caused permanent damage. My medic told me it's nearly impossible for me to have children normally. I can only have them with fertility treatments or maybe in vitro. I never told about this to my girlfriend because the entire thing is ashaming to me and my manhood. I was going to tell her if we got engaged but not now. The most possible scenario is that she cheated. I didn't said anything in the party because they were people that are our mutual friends and it would have been humiliating for both of us. How do i break the news into her? That it's nearly impossible that child is mine. She must have cheated and she must be triying to trick me into raising another man child. I thought i could trust her but it seems i can't.
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri) 11:03:20 No.27320099 >party with friends >gf give me a "present" >open the box >its a positive pregnancy test >MFW I'm not sterile but i have severe fertility issues because when i was a child i had a testicular infection and it caused permanent damage. My medic told me it's nearly impossible for me to have children normally. I can only have them with fertility treatments or maybe in vitro. I never told about this to my girlfriend because the entire thing is ashaming to me and my manhood. I was going to tell her if we got engaged but not now. The most possible scenario is that she cheated. I didn't said anything in the party because they were people that are our mutual friends and it would have been humiliating for both of us. How do i break the news into her? That it's nearly impossible that child is mine. She must have cheated and she must be triying to trick me into raising another man child. I thought i could trust her but it seems i can't.

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Anon gets banned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autism and Inceldom autism Karimo-2d-Ave Join Can we please add a "No incel propaganda" rule? Discussion I am getting so tired of our safe space to discuss autism being turned into a place for incels to come and cry about how we should relate to them because we are also socially akward. The posts are being removed anyway, can we please make it a rule? I'm this close to unsubscribing because i'm getting tired of incel garbage showing on my feed, and by the comments on these threads i'm not the only active user that is tired of this. 497 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)08:16:12 No.70229976 Its common sense that people who are neurodivergent are less likely to be successful in dating market > Be autistic > find a community of people with the same conditions as you >Try to talk about how hard it is to date as a autistic guy >Get immediately called a incel and banned from The Who subreddit >Look at who mods the autism subreddit > trannie, normie and a woman >I cant even live in peace and be my genuine self online without normies reminding me how subhuman I am
: Anonymous Autism and Inceldom autism Karimo-2d-Ave Join Can we please add a "No incel propaganda" rule? Discussion I am getting so tired of our safe space to discuss autism being turned into a place for incels to come and cry about how we should relate to them because we are also socially akward. The posts are being removed anyway, can we please make it a rule? I'm this close to unsubscribing because i'm getting tired of incel garbage showing on my feed, and by the comments on these threads i'm not the only active user that is tired of this. 497 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)08:16:12 No.70229976 Its common sense that people who are neurodivergent are less likely to be successful in dating market > Be autistic > find a community of people with the same conditions as you >Try to talk about how hard it is to date as a autistic guy >Get immediately called a incel and banned from The Who subreddit >Look at who mods the autism subreddit > trannie, normie and a woman >I cant even live in peace and be my genuine self online without normies reminding me how subhuman I am

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Anon feels like an alpha male | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB PNG so alpha. 09/07/21(Tue)19:58:22 No.65292359 >last month I lost my virginity to one of my mom's friends whos is in her early 40s, married, and with kids The fact that she was married and had kids made it even more hot, I stole another man's woman, made me feel
: Anonymous 61 KB PNG so alpha. 09/07/21(Tue)19:58:22 No.65292359 >last month I lost my virginity to one of my mom's friends whos is in her early 40s, married, and with kids The fact that she was married and had kids made it even more hot, I stole another man's woman, made me feel

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Its Hip to be Sqaure! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 193 KB PNG 07/17/19(Wed)10:52:35 No.53431900 >tried to be American Psycho >turns out I was just American Autist
Anonymous 193 KB PNG 07/17/19(Wed)10:52:35 No.53431900 >tried to be American Psycho >turns out I was just American Autist

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Ghost hunting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/22(Mon)21:49:56 No.172643741 >*wailing sound effect, picture of a spooky forest* >This week on GHOST DUDES, the team heads to the famous Shub Niggurath Hotel in Oakdale, Tennessee, where guests have reported seeing the apparition of a young boy. We spoke to the owner of the hotel, who has no ulterior motive for wanting his place of business to appear on television >"So what can you tell me about the haunting?" >"Uhh well there were some uhh weird sounds I guess" >"And things moving?" >"Uhh yeah sure things moving too" >"Fascinating" >We set up our cameras inside the hotel where we will be staying the night, and soon we capture something incredible >Footage is slowed to -40x speed, zooms in on a 6x6 px spot which turns white for 1/10th of a picosecond >Lead ghost hunter Dirk Action points at the spot and explains "so what we have here is a Class II apparition, probably a subtype 64-AB judging from the whiteness of the ectoplasm" >as we head upstairs and leave the lights off for no reason, something terrifying happens >Cameraman Ben Schlubbington suddenly trips and falls on the stairs >"Oh my god guys, something pushed me and I'm definitely not lying" >Footage of Ben falling is replayed 37 times as Dirk Action reiterates that there is no way Ben could be lying >the team gets out the spirit box >"SPIRIT, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" >*bzztKSSHkeVvshHhhkkttzzxsr* >"H-------- you guys, that just said 'John' that was clear as day, bro" >This audio is replayed 9 times, progressively slower each time, with subtitles so you know that it is definitely saying John >suddenly, investigator Cassie Tokengirl says that she feels very bad >"It's like, I feel, like just... bad. And wrong. Like something is really wrong." >Feeling unnerved, the team decides to pack up and leave the hotel >clearly there is some malevolent force haunting this place >And with that the Ghost Dudes close another case >>172643812 #
: Anonymous 08/15/22(Mon)21:49:56 No.172643741 >*wailing sound effect, picture of a spooky forest* >This week on GHOST DUDES, the team heads to the famous Shub Niggurath Hotel in Oakdale, Tennessee, where guests have reported seeing the apparition of a young boy. We spoke to the owner of the hotel, who has no ulterior motive for wanting his place of business to appear on television >"So what can you tell me about the haunting?" >"Uhh well there were some uhh weird sounds I guess" >"And things moving?" >"Uhh yeah sure things moving too" >"Fascinating" >We set up our cameras inside the hotel where we will be staying the night, and soon we capture something incredible >Footage is slowed to -40x speed, zooms in on a 6x6 px spot which turns white for 1/10th of a picosecond >Lead ghost hunter Dirk Action points at the spot and explains "so what we have here is a Class II apparition, probably a subtype 64-AB judging from the whiteness of the ectoplasm" >as we head upstairs and leave the lights off for no reason, something terrifying happens >Cameraman Ben Schlubbington suddenly trips and falls on the stairs >"Oh my god guys, something pushed me and I'm definitely not lying" >Footage of Ben falling is replayed 37 times as Dirk Action reiterates that there is no way Ben could be lying >the team gets out the spirit box >"SPIRIT, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" >*bzztKSSHkeVvshHhhkkttzzxsr* >"H-------- you guys, that just said 'John' that was clear as day, bro" >This audio is replayed 9 times, progressively slower each time, with subtitles so you know that it is definitely saying John >suddenly, investigator Cassie Tokengirl says that she feels very bad >"It's like, I feel, like just... bad. And wrong. Like something is really wrong." >Feeling unnerved, the team decides to pack up and leave the hotel >clearly there is some malevolent force haunting this place >And with that the Ghost Dudes close another case >>172643812 #

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anon is reminiscing | /r/Greentext

⠀ nice things your parents did for you? nice things your parents did f(...) 37 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)13:43:39 No.70232130 > be me > back in 2017 (feels like yesterday) > be 16 > had saved up money for a while to buy a switch on release day it's finally March 3rd, hell yeah > come home from school > it was a Friday so I looked forward to gaming the entire weekend > nobody at home > huh weird > get a call from my mom's husband > "uhm, your mom had a heart attack, she's in the hospital right now" > jesusfuckwhat > he picks me up and we go to the hospital > mom in the hospital bed, looks okay but needs surgery since she ruptured a heart valve > has to stay there for two weeks > stay by her bed side for a few hours > all of a sudden she pulls out her wallet and hands me 70 bucks > confused, I ask her why > "oh, I reserved a switch for you since they're so hard to get. go pick it up, the shop will close soon. and use those 70 bucks to buy yourself a nice game too!" > end up taking the train to pick up my switch and BotW > had a blast playing > mum was fine after surgery Thanks mom! Almost made all the childhood trauma worth it but I also don't want to be ungrateful.
⠀ nice things your parents did for you? nice things your parents did f(...) 37 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)13:43:39 No.70232130 > be me > back in 2017 (feels like yesterday) > be 16 > had saved up money for a while to buy a switch on release day it's finally March 3rd, hell yeah > come home from school > it was a Friday so I looked forward to gaming the entire weekend > nobody at home > huh weird > get a call from my mom's husband > "uhm, your mom had a heart attack, she's in the hospital right now" > jesusfuckwhat > he picks me up and we go to the hospital > mom in the hospital bed, looks okay but needs surgery since she ruptured a heart valve > has to stay there for two weeks > stay by her bed side for a few hours > all of a sudden she pulls out her wallet and hands me 70 bucks > confused, I ask her why > "oh, I reserved a switch for you since they're so hard to get. go pick it up, the shop will close soon. and use those 70 bucks to buy yourself a nice game too!" > end up taking the train to pick up my switch and BotW > had a blast playing > mum was fine after surgery Thanks mom! Almost made all the childhood trauma worth it but I also don't want to be ungrateful.

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Anon tries cocaine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 431 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)02:51:24 No.70227147 This happened to me 2 days ago. I'm struggling to process it, it was one of the weirdest things to happen in my life and I feel a lot of shame >Be me >Go meet friends in a city in the UK >Go on a drinking bender >buy cocaine at the end of the night at 11pm because I want to keep going >End up doing lines of cocaine and trawling through tinder for a one night stand >Find a one night stand, get a taxi to her house (20 quid) >end up being too drunk and just cuddling for a few hours >gets to 6am she kicks me out and ghosts me on tinder >Cant really remember what I did from that point on, think I drank some more >Then decided to knock one out in a cubicle at the train station >because im drunk / on coke I cant c-- I end up jerking it for what felt likes hours >starting to get dehydrated and delirious but the coke and beer >kinda paranoid about being caught masturbating in the toilets but not enough to stop >paranoidly looking under the cubicle and above it to make sure nobody tries recording me >fapping my half erect penis for ages until I start seeing loads of shadows to the cubicle next to me >then I see an exposed leg and some fingers come under the cubicle door >hear lots of grunting and fapping sounds >still trying to convince myself some guy isnt whacking it in there >l zip my trousers up and start starring at the cubicle floor next to mine >some guys head literally slides under the door and we lock eyes for like 2 seconds >he pops his head back under the cubicle and resumes fapping for like 10 more minutes >i sit there on the toilet with a hand on my face just contemplating w-- im doing with my life >give up on fapping, leave the toilets and buy more beer to forget about what just happened Kinda scared he recorded me as well.
: Anonymous 431 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)02:51:24 No.70227147 This happened to me 2 days ago. I'm struggling to process it, it was one of the weirdest things to happen in my life and I feel a lot of shame >Be me >Go meet friends in a city in the UK >Go on a drinking bender >buy cocaine at the end of the night at 11pm because I want to keep going >End up doing lines of cocaine and trawling through tinder for a one night stand >Find a one night stand, get a taxi to her house (20 quid) >end up being too drunk and just cuddling for a few hours >gets to 6am she kicks me out and ghosts me on tinder >Cant really remember what I did from that point on, think I drank some more >Then decided to knock one out in a cubicle at the train station >because im drunk / on coke I cant c-- I end up jerking it for what felt likes hours >starting to get dehydrated and delirious but the coke and beer >kinda paranoid about being caught masturbating in the toilets but not enough to stop >paranoidly looking under the cubicle and above it to make sure nobody tries recording me >fapping my half erect penis for ages until I start seeing loads of shadows to the cubicle next to me >then I see an exposed leg and some fingers come under the cubicle door >hear lots of grunting and fapping sounds >still trying to convince myself some guy isnt whacking it in there >l zip my trousers up and start starring at the cubicle floor next to mine >some guys head literally slides under the door and we lock eyes for like 2 seconds >he pops his head back under the cubicle and resumes fapping for like 10 more minutes >i sit there on the toilet with a hand on my face just contemplating w-- im doing with my life >give up on fapping, leave the toilets and buy more beer to forget about what just happened Kinda scared he recorded me as well.

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Anon consults his diagram | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7cqROVIK) [+] Why did being legal matter? 84 KB JPG 08/19/22 (Fri)20:17:01 No.391794554 >Be me >Driving with my friend >He points to a 10/10 cutie on the sidewalk >"Hey anon, she looks at least 18 right?" >I consult my diagram and confirm she is at least 18 >"I'd love to kill and eat her." >MFW why did being 18 matter?
Anonymous (ID: 7cqROVIK) [+] Why did being legal matter? 84 KB JPG 08/19/22 (Fri)20:17:01 No.391794554 >Be me >Driving with my friend >He points to a 10/10 cutie on the sidewalk >"Hey anon, she looks at least 18 right?" >I consult my diagram and confirm she is at least 18 >"I'd love to kill and eat her." >MFW why did being 18 matter?

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anon had a sleep over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)23:01:50 No.612193493 File: feee.png (77 KB, 860x708) >chilling with friend at school. >he says i should come over because we can stay up all night and play videogames >both get really excited and spend the rest of school preparing what we could say to our parents to let us sleep over and what games we can play >after school we run up to our parents and start badgering them >they let us do it >explosion of excitement.jpg >>612193570 >>612193919 >>612193934 >>612196967 >>612198321 >>612198513 >friend's dad drives us home >"we're going to have a big party tonight!" >get to anon's house >it's not like mine, pretty poor and a lot of mess >oh well, at least we can play games >spend the next hours playing goldeneye, super smash bros and mario party >"time for a latenight snack!" >his dad brings in some funny tasting hot coco and sandwiches >don't remember much after that >wake up in another room on the couch, pants are a bit ripped and ass is sore >at least i can play more games now that im awake >go to wake up friend but he's crying and says he doesnt want to play anymore >thats weird, play vidya until dad comes to pick me up >get in car, dad keeps looking at me funny >go home and go to room >hear mum and dad kinda yelling at each other >hear sirens >police have some nice women talk to me about what happened the night before >tell her i played games, drank some funny drink and fell asleep >parents are both sobbing, dad looks like a ghost >get the week off school, get to play lots of games but mum is really sad and dad smells funny >when i get back to school anon is suddenly not there anymore >people are treating me really differently that was 20 years ago. now im an alcoholic retard with no friends who has to attend therapy every week.
Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)23:01:50 No.612193493 File: feee.png (77 KB, 860x708) >chilling with friend at school. >he says i should come over because we can stay up all night and play videogames >both get really excited and spend the rest of school preparing what we could say to our parents to let us sleep over and what games we can play >after school we run up to our parents and start badgering them >they let us do it >explosion of excitement.jpg >>612193570 >>612193919 >>612193934 >>612196967 >>612198321 >>612198513 >friend's dad drives us home >"we're going to have a big party tonight!" >get to anon's house >it's not like mine, pretty poor and a lot of mess >oh well, at least we can play games >spend the next hours playing goldeneye, super smash bros and mario party >"time for a latenight snack!" >his dad brings in some funny tasting hot coco and sandwiches >don't remember much after that >wake up in another room on the couch, pants are a bit ripped and ass is sore >at least i can play more games now that im awake >go to wake up friend but he's crying and says he doesnt want to play anymore >thats weird, play vidya until dad comes to pick me up >get in car, dad keeps looking at me funny >go home and go to room >hear mum and dad kinda yelling at each other >hear sirens >police have some nice women talk to me about what happened the night before >tell her i played games, drank some funny drink and fell asleep >parents are both sobbing, dad looks like a ghost >get the week off school, get to play lots of games but mum is really sad and dad smells funny >when i get back to school anon is suddenly not there anymore >people are treating me really differently that was 20 years ago. now im an alcoholic retard with no friends who has to attend therapy every week.

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anon meets chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)16:34:30 No.41319775 105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw
Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)16:34:30 No.41319775 105 KB JPG >be me >21 yo femanon >out on a nice date with a guy i met from tinder >funny, sweet, unconventionally handsome, a little bit dorky >absolute boyfriend material >he drives a ford pickup truck >we're eating at this chinese place >we go outside and suddenly five guys are in his truck driving in circles out the front >they keep chanting "BEEP BEEP TRUCK" >date rips off shirt and also begins chanting >jumps in the back of the pickup truck in a single leap >they scream loudly, and keep chanting "beep beep truck" >they honk their horn several times playing led zeppelin max volume >drive off chanting "beep beep truck" leaving me at the restaurant >he was my ride home >have to pay for an uber to drive me 30 minutes back home >mfw

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Anon's new gf is a whore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: vXhRvbQr 09/16/22(Fri)02:42:47 No.395556043 >be me >start dating >find decent gal >chat on the phone >she's very sweet and caring >go out a couple times >make it to 2nd base 50 KB JPG >start to like this girl >girl wants to start of honest >tells me her body count >she's 25 and f----- 43 men >heart drops >my count low >MFW she falls in love with me. I make her feel unlike those others. Why does it hurt anons? I was better off not knowing. When she smiles at me all I see is a w----. When she kisses me all I picture are her c--- sucking lips. Over 40 men. Did she tell me to test me? Kicker is that all her hoe friends know. It's funny to them. Why does this hurt? Why am Retroactively jealous? I never saw her past a FWB. I just don't understand. Please help. 33 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: vXhRvbQr 09/16/22(Fri)02:42:47 No.395556043 >be me >start dating >find decent gal >chat on the phone >she's very sweet and caring >go out a couple times >make it to 2nd base 50 KB JPG >start to like this girl >girl wants to start of honest >tells me her body count >she's 25 and f----- 43 men >heart drops >my count low >MFW she falls in love with me. I make her feel unlike those others. Why does it hurt anons? I was better off not knowing. When she smiles at me all I see is a w----. When she kisses me all I picture are her c--- sucking lips. Over 40 men. Did she tell me to test me? Kicker is that all her hoe friends know. It's funny to them. Why does this hurt? Why am Retroactively jealous? I never saw her past a FWB. I just don't understand. Please help. 33 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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the little mermaid | /r/Greentext

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Anon doesn't have a big dick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/25/20(Sat)00:56:46 No.819191247 >be 17 in high school >used to crush on this girl in English class pretty hard >talk to her casually in class, never try anything >see her at lunch with friends, think f--- it, might as well say hi >say hi to her and friends all go "oooooooooo!" >one of them jokingly says "this guy must have a huge d--- since he's hitting on your right in front of us, Anonette" 513 KB PNG >crush looks at me giggling, "is it true Anon? Do you have a big d---?" >dontfuckthisup >"Nah, that's just a rumor" >Laughter stops for a second then turns into nervous laughter
Anonymous 01/25/20(Sat)00:56:46 No.819191247 >be 17 in high school >used to crush on this girl in English class pretty hard >talk to her casually in class, never try anything >see her at lunch with friends, think f--- it, might as well say hi >say hi to her and friends all go "oooooooooo!" >one of them jokingly says "this guy must have a huge d--- since he's hitting on your right in front of us, Anonette" 513 KB PNG >crush looks at me giggling, "is it true Anon? Do you have a big d---?" >dontfuckthisup >"Nah, that's just a rumor" >Laughter stops for a second then turns into nervous laughter

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anon tries to end it all | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing
: Anonymous 148 KB JPG 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)08:16:17 No.32889727 >be me >having good dream >all of a sudden 3 dream NPCs shout at me from across the street >"hey, is that fluoride?" >look down at toothpaste in my hands >I apologize and say it has no fluoride in it >they call me names >i wake up I haven't even brushed my teeth this week f--- this board. 11 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 09/16/22(Fri)08:16:17 No.32889727 >be me >having good dream >all of a sudden 3 dream NPCs shout at me from across the street >"hey, is that fluoride?" >look down at toothpaste in my hands >I apologize and say it has no fluoride in it >they call me names >i wake up I haven't even brushed my teeth this week f--- this board. 11 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon is having cock problems | /r/Greentext

File: aVIMwrpZ_700w_0.jpg (70 KB, 700x724) C--- is f------ up my life Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)12:06:45 No.70222529 [Reply] ► >>70222936 >>70223685 >>70223951 >>70225040 >>70225178 >be me >eurocuck living in a major german city >neighbour decide to get chickens and a rooster despite living in a concrete jungle >the rooster is pure insanity, basically cries from 04:00 till 12:00 straight without more than a 5minute pause >rooster crying triggers some of the dogs living nearby >cant close my window because its hot as f--- >uni grades are slipping, gf says I'm always angry >hate that f------ rooster so much >finally grow enough balls to confront the owners >boomerCouple.jpg >Tell them to do something about that rooster >"Oh yeah, he is a crazy one isnt he. Oh well nothing you can do. tihihi" What do I do? Because of some b------- laws from 200 years ago roosters can not be a noise violation. And if I kill the f----- they will suspect me and animal cruelty can get you jail time.
File: aVIMwrpZ_700w_0.jpg (70 KB, 700x724) C--- is f------ up my life Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)12:06:45 No.70222529 [Reply] ► >>70222936 >>70223685 >>70223951 >>70225040 >>70225178 >be me >eurocuck living in a major german city >neighbour decide to get chickens and a rooster despite living in a concrete jungle >the rooster is pure insanity, basically cries from 04:00 till 12:00 straight without more than a 5minute pause >rooster crying triggers some of the dogs living nearby >cant close my window because its hot as f--- >uni grades are slipping, gf says I'm always angry >hate that f------ rooster so much >finally grow enough balls to confront the owners >boomerCouple.jpg >Tell them to do something about that rooster >"Oh yeah, he is a crazy one isnt he. Oh well nothing you can do. tihihi" What do I do? Because of some b------- laws from 200 years ago roosters can not be a noise violation. And if I kill the f----- they will suspect me and animal cruelty can get you jail time.

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