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: Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:54:13 No.695756995 Defend this. 235 KB PNG Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:55:20 No.695757085 awwww did someone get cheesed on showdown? Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:56:37 No.695757182 >>695756995 (OP) # Gets 1 shot by common move types Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:57:17 No.695757227 >>695756995 (OP) # sex >>695757305 # >>695764226 # >>695769428 # >>695769509 # Anonymous Anonymous 11/27/ 11/27/24(Wed)18:21:12 No.695 >>695756995 (OP) # >Spooky catch method >Spooky ability >Spooky sprite Gen 3 had soul >>695757227 # this... so much this...
: Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:54:13 No.695756995 Defend this. 235 KB PNG Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:55:20 No.695757085 awwww did someone get cheesed on showdown? Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:56:37 No.695757182 >>695756995 (OP) # Gets 1 shot by common move types Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)15:57:17 No.695757227 >>695756995 (OP) # sex >>695757305 # >>695764226 # >>695769428 # >>695769509 # Anonymous Anonymous 11/27/ 11/27/24(Wed)18:21:12 No.695 >>695756995 (OP) # >Spooky catch method >Spooky ability >Spooky sprite Gen 3 had soul >>695757227 # this... so much this...

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Anon loses to the content farms | /r/Greentext

File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying
File: frog_posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I'm retarded aren't I Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:24:55 No.79586445 >>79587234 >be me >unicuck >have alot of exams that i need to study for coming up >waste too much time playing vidja >want to stop waisting my time >make rule that i can't play the game till im done with my exams >now instead of playing the game watch every video essay on youtube about the game >waste an equall amount of time but have less fun doing it >still havent done almost no studying God i hate myself so much >> Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)17:26:03 No.79586457 Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)19:09:17 No.79587234 >>79586445 (OP) It's over for ADHDbots Cut your internet connection so you can focus on studying

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Brazilian Noticer | /r/Greentext

63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.
63 KB JPG And got denied his Nobel Prize. >be César Lattes >balding humorless dude in a country of macacos >refuse to give an absolute inch of a f--- to the retardation around him and manage to study the physics of coconut throwing and favelado avoiding >somehow get in academia and extend his philosophy enough to see it as a jewish bootlicking club >call out Einstein's special relativity as stolen from Lorentz >calls out the concept of absolute time from Einstein as invented by Poincaré >calls out photo-electron effect as stolen by Einstein while he worked in a technological patent firm and discovered some goyim managed to extract electrons with light >calls out kinetic-molecular discoveres as either completely failed models (viscosity) or outright not his discovery (Brownian motion) >calls out the jew for failing every single 'thought experiment' he imposed to Bohr in the Solmay conventions, completely misunderstanding basic concepts of physical measures and the uncertainty principle >did actual science and discovered the Méson-pi particle >jews give his co-worker a Nobel Prize instead of him because Lattes refuses to suck Einstein's c--- and points out the jew has not come up with anything new since his impossible streak of discoveries while he worked in the patent firm >only brazilian in history with a confirmed IQ of 100+, capable of tieing shoelaces, wearing condoms and do not mugging tourists on sight >still media pretends he doesn't exist, people know Einstein more than him Never forget César Lattes. He was our/scientist/. He's be calling out the vax if he were alive, giving no f---- as he knew that is the only way to remain sane in a mad world.

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Anon is terminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)10:42:55 No.927934726 99 KB JPG >read low vitamin d causes cancer >Read you can get VIT d from sun >Sun exposure causes cancer >Stress causes cancer and worrying about getting cancer increases risk of cancer >Sun block full of carcinogens >Guess I'll die then >Mfw
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)10:42:55 No.927934726 99 KB JPG >read low vitamin d causes cancer >Read you can get VIT d from sun >Sun exposure causes cancer >Stress causes cancer and worrying about getting cancer increases risk of cancer >Sun block full of carcinogens >Guess I'll die then >Mfw

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It all makes sense | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +DEHIJ3S 11/26/24(Tue)23:06:14 No.489690283 >>489688385 (OP) # No humanity OK NoHope.jpg 102 KB JPG >Leftoid twitter is filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- >Based musk shows up and sweeps >Seething leftoids flee to bluesky >Bluesky is now filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- Op should see be able to notice the connection...
Anonymous (ID: +DEHIJ3S 11/26/24(Tue)23:06:14 No.489690283 >>489688385 (OP) # No humanity OK NoHope.jpg 102 KB JPG >Leftoid twitter is filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- >Based musk shows up and sweeps >Seething leftoids flee to bluesky >Bluesky is now filled with all forms of illegal degen p--- Op should see be able to notice the connection...

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Honor among kings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)18:49:58 No.205453748 x1080.jpg 324 KB JPG >thank you for winning this minor battle for me, invincible deus ex machina army of invulnerable ghosts. you may f--- off forever now while we go to war for the fate of faerun with like 50 guys Imao. no no, i will not ask you effortlessly defeat the army of literal satan for me because ughhhhh...just go pls Was Aragorn mentally retarded?
: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)18:49:58 No.205453748 x1080.jpg 324 KB JPG >thank you for winning this minor battle for me, invincible deus ex machina army of invulnerable ghosts. you may f--- off forever now while we go to war for the fate of faerun with like 50 guys Imao. no no, i will not ask you effortlessly defeat the army of literal satan for me because ughhhhh...just go pls Was Aragorn mentally retarded?

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>drink caffeine >feel like shit except not heart is racing Awesome | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee

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does this really ruin warfare? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No.62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta
Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No.62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta

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Anon doesn't understand Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation
: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation

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Anon got a Basset Hound. | /r/Greentext

No. 584758227 01/12/22(Wed)13:12:10 1625804163637.png 29 KB 172x158 BOO BOO WOO WOO WOOF WOO WOO. RRRRROO-ROO-ROOORRRR-ROOR- RARUMPF-RUFF. ROOF. ROOF. *sneeze* ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO. RRRRRAAA-ROO-WOO-WOO. BOO WOO WOO. BOO WOO. BOO WOO WOO WOO ROO ROO. ROO ROO. *sneeze* RO000000000000000000000.
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anon doesn't like 20's women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s

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/mlp/ anon finds a therapist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.
Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.

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Sounds like a gay porn plot ngl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.
: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.

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Femanon is stunned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened
: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

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Redeployment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:40:47 No.78203953 SighEmoji.jpg 48 KB JPG >make thread >don't want others to feel bad so I reply to all of them >seem desperate >seem like I just bump the thread for the sake of bumping >people abandon thread >reduce the amount I reply to others >try to let the thread live on its own without my intervention >feel like a c--- >thread still dies quickly >threads made by me live rent free in my head until 404 >keep going to catalog and check whether it's top page again >keep stressing over this dumb s--- Man, this f------ sucks.
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:40:47 No.78203953 SighEmoji.jpg 48 KB JPG >make thread >don't want others to feel bad so I reply to all of them >seem desperate >seem like I just bump the thread for the sake of bumping >people abandon thread >reduce the amount I reply to others >try to let the thread live on its own without my intervention >feel like a c--- >thread still dies quickly >threads made by me live rent free in my head until 404 >keep going to catalog and check whether it's top page again >keep stressing over this dumb s--- Man, this f------ sucks.

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Anon sees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:13:31 No.927895547 31 KB JPG >2008 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >" Nazi scum conspiracy theorist" >2024 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >"Free Palestineblm"
: Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:13:31 No.927895547 31 KB JPG >2008 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >" Nazi scum conspiracy theorist" >2024 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >"Free Palestineblm"

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Anon has no game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?
Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?

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Anonette loves slapping random men | /r/Greentext

Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left
Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left

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Domestic vs foreign policy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?
Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)13:25:18 No.79375102 R.jpg 89 KB JPG >kill over 50 million chinese people >no one says a thing >hitler kills 6 million jews >"NOOOOO HE WAS DA WORST PERSON IN HISTUREEEEEEEEE." Don't get me wrong, Hitler was awful, but why are we speaking more about that nicer when there were much worse people? Do jews suddently matter more than other people?

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Sniggering intensifies | /r/Greentext

247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation
247 KB JPG >be today >Team building exercise at work >Everyone tell something interesting about yourself >"I'm a cook" >Hear sniggers >Later chatting to a friend they tell me everyone thought i said I'm a cuck Think i might jump off the building. There were like 40 people in there from different departments who all think I'm a cuck and i don't know how I'll regain my reputation

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