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File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"
File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7LOhK/MX 02/12/25(Wed)21:19:09 No.497312788 Geopolitical message of the day, even if you give hundreds of billions to Ukrainians and save them from total Russian takeover they'll still hate you. >>497312907 # >>497313644 # >>497313831 # >>497314075 # >>497314082 # >>497315386 # >>497318143 # >>497318324 # >>497320344 # >>497321043 # >>497322748 # >>497323942 # >>497324068 # >>497324226 # >>497324410 # >>497325956 # >>497325991 # >>497326150 #
⠀ Anonymous (ID: 7LOhK/MX 02/12/25(Wed)21:19:09 No.497312788 Geopolitical message of the day, even if you give hundreds of billions to Ukrainians and save them from total Russian takeover they'll still hate you. >>497312907 # >>497313644 # >>497313831 # >>497314075 # >>497314082 # >>497315386 # >>497318143 # >>497318324 # >>497320344 # >>497321043 # >>497322748 # >>497323942 # >>497324068 # >>497324226 # >>497324410 # >>497325956 # >>497325991 # >>497326150 #

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Spider bro knew. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >>we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg
Anonymous 01/13/11(Thu)21:50:0 No.302167405 not my story, but one I had seen like 7 months ago. >have spiderbro >eats random bugs and s--- in my kitchen >once killed a mouse >>we live happily together for a few months >one night, go to bars and pick up girl >bring girl home, end up heading to my bedroom >spiderbro is on wall >girl screams runs home >get so angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs >find out from friend couple days later that the girl had herpes >spiderbro knew >sadface.jpg

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Communism and Nationalism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nationalism vs Class identity 10K 1988 ПОЧТА СССР 104 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)09:20:31 No. 17506365 >USSR spends 69 years raising new generations of kids under a strictly Marxist educational curriculum and instilling Soviet values into them >Entire thing f------ collapses into nationalist chimp outs the second the government loosens their grip >Armenia and Azerbaijan chimp out, Baltics secede, Ukrainians vote for independence, Kazakhs riot over being ruled by an ethnic Russian, Dagestanis and Chechens try to secede, etc. >Outside of the USSR we have Vietnam and China blasting at each other .5 milliseconds after the Americans left >Yugoslavia does its thing >Former East Germany is now the Chudtopia of Germany and voting AfD Genuinely what went wrong here? Is Ungabunga Tribalism too powerful for class solidarity to subdue?
Anonymous Nationalism vs Class identity 10K 1988 ПОЧТА СССР 104 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)09:20:31 No. 17506365 >USSR spends 69 years raising new generations of kids under a strictly Marxist educational curriculum and instilling Soviet values into them >Entire thing f------ collapses into nationalist chimp outs the second the government loosens their grip >Armenia and Azerbaijan chimp out, Baltics secede, Ukrainians vote for independence, Kazakhs riot over being ruled by an ethnic Russian, Dagestanis and Chechens try to secede, etc. >Outside of the USSR we have Vietnam and China blasting at each other .5 milliseconds after the Americans left >Yugoslavia does its thing >Former East Germany is now the Chudtopia of Germany and voting AfD Genuinely what went wrong here? Is Ungabunga Tribalism too powerful for class solidarity to subdue?

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Stupid in Love | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)16:36:52 No.80349566 >Girl hands me a note in class 95 KB PNG >"If I were to ask you out on a date, what would you say?" >Too autistic to respond This was 8 years ago I hate myself so much.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)16:36:52 No.80349566 >Girl hands me a note in class 95 KB PNG >"If I were to ask you out on a date, what would you say?" >Too autistic to respond This was 8 years ago I hate myself so much.

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I'm a bit of an Elvis myself (takes cyanide while shitting) | /r/Greentext

Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers DOO >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up No.54644320 09/30/19(Mon)07:21:22 that was actally funy No.54644743 09/30/19(Mon)07:49:19 Haha I laffed
Most evil thing you've ever done thread No.54644228 09/30/19(Mon)07:16:32 evil.jpg JPG 31.6 KiB 404x512 >Bored as f--- >Call random number >Woman answers DOO >"Hi it's the school calling about your child" >"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've got a little Elvis on your hands" >"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet" >Hang up No.54644320 09/30/19(Mon)07:21:22 that was actally funy No.54644743 09/30/19(Mon)07:49:19 Haha I laffed

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Anon fumbled the bag | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/17 (Wed)13:51:02 No.36216745 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded
Anonymous 04/12/17 (Wed)13:51:02 No.36216745 >18 >out at a party >too late to go home >girl asks me to stay at hers >"you can sleep in my bed" >i reply "but where will you sleep?!" 6 months later i realized im retarded

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Anon....... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies/19 Images Anonymous (ID: OE0plP6b) >>1223025 (OP) # View Thread 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard
Anonymous ? 06/28/17(Wed)17:57:22 No.1223025 Ask a Korean that is proud of his country anything 40 KB PNG 243 Replies/19 Images Anonymous (ID: OE0plP6b) >>1223025 (OP) # View Thread 06/28/17(Wed)22:54:10 No.1225455 Pepsi isn't a f------ country retard

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Cpl. Hicks knew what was up. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GAME OVER 02/13/25(Thu)06:14:09 No.80346179 >me every morning before I get put in the wagie cagie 9 KB PNG
Anonymous GAME OVER 02/13/25(Thu)06:14:09 No.80346179 >me every morning before I get put in the wagie cagie 9 KB PNG

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Anon doesnt like asmon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled
: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled

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Complex simplicity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)01:16:01 No.702853517 Designed in just a few weeks, this $5 indie game about digging a hole has journeyed to the centre of Steam's top sellers chart News By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago A Game About Digging a hole is selling more copies than Dynasty Warriors: Origins. fx P COMMENTS When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here's how it works. 8,214$ om (TAN) hls.png 549 KB PNG >indie dev creates simple game >makes millions How the f--- do these random indies blow up in popularity? Meanwhile another indie dev can spend 7+ years making a complex game only for it to bomb in sales.
: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)01:16:01 No.702853517 Designed in just a few weeks, this $5 indie game about digging a hole has journeyed to the centre of Steam's top sellers chart News By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago A Game About Digging a hole is selling more copies than Dynasty Warriors: Origins. fx P COMMENTS When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here's how it works. 8,214$ om (TAN) hls.png 549 KB PNG >indie dev creates simple game >makes millions How the f--- do these random indies blow up in popularity? Meanwhile another indie dev can spend 7+ years making a complex game only for it to bomb in sales.

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anon talks about his mother | /r/Greentext

10 10 Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:55 No.32725581 ► > be 10 year old boy of separated parents > father start saying my grand parents hid in france during WW2 > we're not religious at all > I learn about the holocaust > my father later said his parents did not talk a lot about that > fast forward to being 22 > have some argument with my mother > she casually says something about the jews like there was corruption in germany or something > can't believe what I am hearing so I just stop talking with her for a few hours, she knows I am jewish origins > ask her 8 years later about what she said > seems she can't remember or changed her mind or something my therapist asks "so do you think you have trouble trusting women?"
10 10 Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:55 No.32725581 ► > be 10 year old boy of separated parents > father start saying my grand parents hid in france during WW2 > we're not religious at all > I learn about the holocaust > my father later said his parents did not talk a lot about that > fast forward to being 22 > have some argument with my mother > she casually says something about the jews like there was corruption in germany or something > can't believe what I am hearing so I just stop talking with her for a few hours, she knows I am jewish origins > ask her 8 years later about what she said > seems she can't remember or changed her mind or something my therapist asks "so do you think you have trouble trusting women?"

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Anon is the Shah of Iran | /r/Greentext

54m (01/08/25 15:30) 207720296 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (800 x 600) phil leotardo is very heterosexual.jpg 4 Replies >I am very heterosexual! >I hate homosexuality! >I hate homosexuality so much that I'm going to hide in this closet, and then after coming out of the closet I am going to strip that man naked so I can look at his big naked butt. Then I'm going to grab a phallic object and engage in a--- play with him. >THAT will show everybody how not-gay I am! 51m (01/08/25 15:33) 207720339 2 Replies >>207720296 (OP) 20 years in the can 42m (01/08/25 15:42) 207720471 >>207720339 by years I mean cocks and by can I mean my ass
54m (01/08/25 15:30) 207720296 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (800 x 600) phil leotardo is very heterosexual.jpg 4 Replies >I am very heterosexual! >I hate homosexuality! >I hate homosexuality so much that I'm going to hide in this closet, and then after coming out of the closet I am going to strip that man naked so I can look at his big naked butt. Then I'm going to grab a phallic object and engage in a--- play with him. >THAT will show everybody how not-gay I am! 51m (01/08/25 15:33) 207720339 2 Replies >>207720296 (OP) 20 years in the can 42m (01/08/25 15:42) 207720471 >>207720339 by years I mean cocks and by can I mean my ass

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Anon Likes the Nazgûl | /r/Greentext

File: aragorn.png (165 KB, 374x227) ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)07:24:30 No.208553087 >>208553110 >>208553148 >>208553173 >>208553542 >>208555151 >>208557005 >>208557023 >>208558594 >>208558854 >>208561180 >>208562439 >>208563050 >>208564006 >>208564773 >>208565250 >>208565864 They still are, really. ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue) 08:45:33 No.208554791 File: whataboutism.jpg (70 KB, 1280×720) >>208555058 >>208555241 >>208558557 >we've had one surgery yes, but what about second surgery? >I don't think he knows about second surgery >what about hormones? Dilating? Discharge? Surely he knows about those, right? ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)09:13:54 No.208555456 >they dilated too greedily and too deep ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:32:39 No.208558611 >>208558650 >>208558874 >>208559179 >>208561004 File: 1848753323.jpg (235 KB, 1578x794) >>208562637 >>208563342 >>208563396 ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)08:51:02 No.208554915 ►>>208555000 >>208555058 >>208555517 >>208558557 >>208560388 File: sarahmann.png (649 KB, 1280x720) >a great wound, with no clitoris >wreathed in shame Paying >> ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:34:28 No.208558650 >>208558611 Beautiful Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:44:20 No.208558874 >>208558611 kek ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)14:47:57 No.208562439 File: 1738665836072556.jpg (211 KB, 1920x800) That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. >>208553087 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)17:51:40 No.208565864 ► File: KEK.gif (1.95 MB, 268x210) >>208553087 (OP) LMFAO
File: aragorn.png (165 KB, 374x227) ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)07:24:30 No.208553087 >>208553110 >>208553148 >>208553173 >>208553542 >>208555151 >>208557005 >>208557023 >>208558594 >>208558854 >>208561180 >>208562439 >>208563050 >>208564006 >>208564773 >>208565250 >>208565864 They still are, really. ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue) 08:45:33 No.208554791 File: whataboutism.jpg (70 KB, 1280×720) >>208555058 >>208555241 >>208558557 >we've had one surgery yes, but what about second surgery? >I don't think he knows about second surgery >what about hormones? Dilating? Discharge? Surely he knows about those, right? ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)09:13:54 No.208555456 >they dilated too greedily and too deep ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:32:39 No.208558611 >>208558650 >>208558874 >>208559179 >>208561004 File: 1848753323.jpg (235 KB, 1578x794) >>208562637 >>208563342 >>208563396 ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)08:51:02 No.208554915 ►>>208555000 >>208555058 >>208555517 >>208558557 >>208560388 File: sarahmann.png (649 KB, 1280x720) >a great wound, with no clitoris >wreathed in shame Paying >> ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:34:28 No.208558650 >>208558611 Beautiful Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:44:20 No.208558874 >>208558611 kek ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)14:47:57 No.208562439 File: 1738665836072556.jpg (211 KB, 1920x800) That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. >>208553087 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)17:51:40 No.208565864 ► File: KEK.gif (1.95 MB, 268x210) >>208553087 (OP) LMFAO

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Burning Crosses | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OWzhDYk4) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)06:05:09 No.497343727 NOT NEVER AGAIN IS NOW FOR ISRAEL AGAINST ANTI-SEMITISM NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AGAIN IS NOW 1.34 MB PNG NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AG NEVER AG IS NOW IS NOW >Go to anti immigration rally >See flag of the very country that caused mass immigration Why are right wingers so f------ stupid? VER DET NEVER AGAIN IS NOW
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OWzhDYk4) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)06:05:09 No.497343727 NOT NEVER AGAIN IS NOW FOR ISRAEL AGAINST ANTI-SEMITISM NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AGAIN IS NOW 1.34 MB PNG NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AG NEVER AG IS NOW IS NOW >Go to anti immigration rally >See flag of the very country that caused mass immigration Why are right wingers so f------ stupid? VER DET NEVER AGAIN IS NOW

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Anon the rock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 13:39:43 No.208551003 4x150zguy2k61.jpg 77 KB JPG >Katniss, its me. Please sit on me. What what is goal here? >>208551003 (OP) # >katniss, please fart
: Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 13:39:43 No.208551003 4x150zguy2k61.jpg 77 KB JPG >Katniss, its me. Please sit on me. What what is goal here? >>208551003 (OP) # >katniss, please fart

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