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File 1309130255 ipg-(4 KB, 237x195, 1298420289481 .jpg) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:1 7:35 No.337019552 let's have a full retard thread, i'll start >be 10-11 ride my bike to school almost late, as usual >arrive realize i forgot my backpack sask teacher if i can go back to get it >she hesitantly lets me sride back home >ask mom where my backpack is son your back MFW □ An onymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:20:59 No. 337020167 another one from op to get this s--- going sbe about 5 sput on my jacket on my own backwards inside out supside down >whatthefuckamidoing.jpeg
File 1309130255 ipg-(4 KB, 237x195, 1298420289481 .jpg) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:1 7:35 No.337019552 let's have a full retard thread, i'll start >be 10-11 ride my bike to school almost late, as usual >arrive realize i forgot my backpack sask teacher if i can go back to get it >she hesitantly lets me sride back home >ask mom where my backpack is son your back MFW □ An onymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:20:59 No. 337020167 another one from op to get this s--- going sbe about 5 sput on my jacket on my own backwards inside out supside down >whatthefuckamidoing.jpeg

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File : 13091 29240 png-(314 KB. 424x414, ra ge-nuclearl1l png-m=130628.png) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:00:40 No.337016421 This is my life right now: mmer break from university in my hometown situated in redneck country where I have no friends hate everyone who lives here and rarely leave the house >I'm unemployed, cant get a job. Ive tried everywhere, even after giving out a kick-ass resumé Low on cash, so cant travel to see friends or do anything really, including drowning my sorrows at a local pub/bar >My £240 iPod broke yesterday, all by itself. I'm a huge music fan and can't live without it >Before that, some 3 weeks ago, my 550 headphones broke too after 8 months of buying them. They're pioneer aswell. >Both my PC fans have died on me today, and so when I game my PC cuts out after overheating. >No money to replace broken s---. >Bored out of my f------ mind. Rage thread perhaps? wanna hear people's current situations which are worse to make me feel better.
File : 13091 29240 png-(314 KB. 424x414, ra ge-nuclearl1l png-m=130628.png) □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:00:40 No.337016421 This is my life right now: mmer break from university in my hometown situated in redneck country where I have no friends hate everyone who lives here and rarely leave the house >I'm unemployed, cant get a job. Ive tried everywhere, even after giving out a kick-ass resumé Low on cash, so cant travel to see friends or do anything really, including drowning my sorrows at a local pub/bar >My £240 iPod broke yesterday, all by itself. I'm a huge music fan and can't live without it >Before that, some 3 weeks ago, my 550 headphones broke too after 8 months of buying them. They're pioneer aswell. >Both my PC fans have died on me today, and so when I game my PC cuts out after overheating. >No money to replace broken s---. >Bored out of my f------ mind. Rage thread perhaps? wanna hear people's current situations which are worse to make me feel better.

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92 □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:01 No.1 00335991 File1309129293.jpg-(37 KB, 385x422, 1303497650639 jpg) Yeah I know that feel, bro. >having a good time playing vidya with a couple friends >decide to play some rockband e-guitarist friend has his phone out entire time, holding s--- up, not choosing his difficulty, etc. >doesnt try on songs, complains about missing one note ssong's over, everyone had a good time friend's texting again. Mfw
92 □ Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)19:01 No.1 00335991 File1309129293.jpg-(37 KB, 385x422, 1303497650639 jpg) Yeah I know that feel, bro. >having a good time playing vidya with a couple friends >decide to play some rockband e-guitarist friend has his phone out entire time, holding s--- up, not choosing his difficulty, etc. >doesnt try on songs, complains about missing one note ssong's over, everyone had a good time friend's texting again. Mfw

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g-(44 KB, 500x461, whiteboyshugging.png) Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)18:43 No. 100334278 I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO >Call friend up >"Hey you wanna hang out, play some vidya?" >"Yeah! Sure!" >Go to meet up with friend >Excited for night of vidya fun >Get home >Pop in vidya game >Teach friend controls >Going to take turns every time we die in the story mode >During the whole time I'm playing, I'm trying to have conversation, make jokes etc >Friend is barely making an effort to even remotely show he's listening >Keeps texting on his phone look over at him >Not even looking at the screern >I die >Give him the controller >He doesnt say a single word the whole time he's playing >Isnt even trying >Dies >Gives controller back like he doesnt even want to play >Night is ruined because I'm not going to tell him to leave >We watch a movie >Barley making a sound >Movie is finished >"Should we go to bed?" >Answers yes straight away without giving a moments thought >Leave to take a piss >Come back >He's in bed with the covers over his head already sleeping Go to bed C'mon SOMEONE else has to have experienced this at some point or another
g-(44 KB, 500x461, whiteboyshugging.png) Anonymous 06/26/11 (Sun)18:43 No. 100334278 I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO >Call friend up >"Hey you wanna hang out, play some vidya?" >"Yeah! Sure!" >Go to meet up with friend >Excited for night of vidya fun >Get home >Pop in vidya game >Teach friend controls >Going to take turns every time we die in the story mode >During the whole time I'm playing, I'm trying to have conversation, make jokes etc >Friend is barely making an effort to even remotely show he's listening >Keeps texting on his phone look over at him >Not even looking at the screern >I die >Give him the controller >He doesnt say a single word the whole time he's playing >Isnt even trying >Dies >Gives controller back like he doesnt even want to play >Night is ruined because I'm not going to tell him to leave >We watch a movie >Barley making a sound >Movie is finished >"Should we go to bed?" >Answers yes straight away without giving a moments thought >Leave to take a piss >Come back >He's in bed with the covers over his head already sleeping Go to bed C'mon SOMEONE else has to have experienced this at some point or another

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>> □ anonymous 06/22/11 (Wed)17:54:20 No.336123568 it be several years ago >my sister is sick >she have bones like glass, can't do regular s--- sshe just stay in kitchen (lol girl in kitchen) sitting on counter while other people cook and talk to her and s--- >one day, tragedy ssomeone accidentally knock her off of counter where she was sitting >she fall on floor and break >i reach down to pick her up sall i feel is broken glass and skittles >broken glass and skittles ssister is candy jar >i am candy jar fall trying to pick her up >burst into treats
>> □ anonymous 06/22/11 (Wed)17:54:20 No.336123568 it be several years ago >my sister is sick >she have bones like glass, can't do regular s--- sshe just stay in kitchen (lol girl in kitchen) sitting on counter while other people cook and talk to her and s--- >one day, tragedy ssomeone accidentally knock her off of counter where she was sitting >she fall on floor and break >i reach down to pick her up sall i feel is broken glass and skittles >broken glass and skittles ssister is candy jar >i am candy jar fall trying to pick her up >burst into treats

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□ Toxik !lOveb5SXyU 06/22/11 (Wed) 1 7:40:49 No.3361 211 84 >Two weeks ago, I think >Bonfire party with 8 guys, 2 girls sWhiskey, Vodka, and Shwag galore. >l don't do drugs >Start yelling 1 dunt doo durgs' in redneck accent >Leave Next Day >Bonfire party >9 guys, 7 girls >Dank galore Toke it up >Feel like an Olympic sprinter >Sprint >Go back to friends house >Can hear him f------ my girlfriend through door >Open the door >Get on the floor >Every one walk the dinosaur
□ Toxik !lOveb5SXyU 06/22/11 (Wed) 1 7:40:49 No.3361 211 84 >Two weeks ago, I think >Bonfire party with 8 guys, 2 girls sWhiskey, Vodka, and Shwag galore. >l don't do drugs >Start yelling 1 dunt doo durgs' in redneck accent >Leave Next Day >Bonfire party >9 guys, 7 girls >Dank galore Toke it up >Feel like an Olympic sprinter >Sprint >Go back to friends house >Can hear him f------ my girlfriend through door >Open the door >Get on the floor >Every one walk the dinosaur

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□ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:37:55 No.336120651 sex gf of long f------ time >find out she's been flirting with some other kid sgo over to her house stake her picture and the necklace she gave me >pull out my Bic lighter Slight that s--- in front of her sshe cries and begs for forgiveness in front of me >i keep rejecting eave No b-------, this happened. I was mad.
□ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:37:55 No.336120651 sex gf of long f------ time >find out she's been flirting with some other kid sgo over to her house stake her picture and the necklace she gave me >pull out my Bic lighter Slight that s--- in front of her sshe cries and begs for forgiveness in front of me >i keep rejecting eave No b-------, this happened. I was mad.

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□ Anonymous 06/22/11 Med)17:26:04 No.336118446 336117649 -got bullied by big kid at school smade comments about his drug addicted mother s didnt work he bullied more >get beat up real bad one day sgo to his house find his two cats >beat them just a bluddy pulp is left spiss on them eave on his doorstep >he's been a beta f----- ever since did i go to far /b/rothers?

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ile 1308777721 jag-(108 KB, 650x476, phone-sex.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:22:01 No.3361 17649 post greentext of the moment when you realize youve gone to far uetteer.Mgadhdkeu >fapping away scellphone rings swithout thinking, pick up phone with d--- in other hand >it's the girl i like >calling me asking me if i want to go eat later and chill with some friends i say sure swithout thinking, my right hand starts pumping i talk to her about other s--- swe carry on for a bit, with me still fapping away silently, trying hard not to breathe hard say something to make her laugh >she laughs >i c-- with the force of a thousand suns >we finish talking hang up >clean myself >oh god, w-- did i just do, that was horrible, im a pervert part 2 >go eat with her and friends >cant look her in the eye the whole time >she asks me whats wrong >say im just tired >awkward night for me the whole night >specially when we got drunk and were karaoking, and she was being flirty with me, and i woulda done something, but was so beta and ashamed of myself i couldnt do it
ile 1308777721 jag-(108 KB, 650x476, phone-sex.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:22:01 No.3361 17649 post greentext of the moment when you realize youve gone to far uetteer.Mgadhdkeu >fapping away scellphone rings swithout thinking, pick up phone with d--- in other hand >it's the girl i like >calling me asking me if i want to go eat later and chill with some friends i say sure swithout thinking, my right hand starts pumping i talk to her about other s--- swe carry on for a bit, with me still fapping away silently, trying hard not to breathe hard say something to make her laugh >she laughs >i c-- with the force of a thousand suns >we finish talking hang up >clean myself >oh god, w-- did i just do, that was horrible, im a pervert part 2 >go eat with her and friends >cant look her in the eye the whole time >she asks me whats wrong >say im just tired >awkward night for me the whole night >specially when we got drunk and were karaoking, and she was being flirty with me, and i woulda done something, but was so beta and ashamed of myself i couldnt do it

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