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File: 1623642600773.jpg (25 KB, 576x467) C. Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)08:25:42 No.69318237 [Reply] ► >>69318408 >>69318833 >be straight >go on Grindr because lonely >start chatting with some 50 year old dude with a beard and hairy dadbod nearby, who could be my dad >invites me to come over, says we don't have to do anything penetrative >does ask me if we can wrestle, since he has an erotic wrestling fetish >agree >at some point, end up getting grappled in such a way that my face is pressed up against his ass(hole) >he starts rubbing and pressing down on me, so that my nose is continually nestled by either his hole or his taint/balls >start getting really aroused and hot >he starts jerking me off while I'm stuck like that >blow what may have been the best load of my life, to the smell of another man's asscrack B-Bros, I feel confused...
File: 1623642600773.jpg (25 KB, 576x467) C. Anonymous 07/07/22(Thu)08:25:42 No.69318237 [Reply] ► >>69318408 >>69318833 >be straight >go on Grindr because lonely >start chatting with some 50 year old dude with a beard and hairy dadbod nearby, who could be my dad >invites me to come over, says we don't have to do anything penetrative >does ask me if we can wrestle, since he has an erotic wrestling fetish >agree >at some point, end up getting grappled in such a way that my face is pressed up against his ass(hole) >he starts rubbing and pressing down on me, so that my nose is continually nestled by either his hole or his taint/balls >start getting really aroused and hot >he starts jerking me off while I'm stuck like that >blow what may have been the best load of my life, to the smell of another man's asscrack B-Bros, I feel confused...

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Anon sees a pirated version of Batman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)14:51:05 No.167141834 Moscow theater showing pirated version (from torrents) of batman LOL LO00000000L.jpg 56 KB JPG Anonymous >>167141834 (OP) # >projector fires up >ad pops up >exit ad >click search bar 04/26/22(Tue)16:46:24 No.167148013 >some Russian Google chrome browser homepage >types in 123movies into search bar >clicks first link >doesn't work >clicks second link >clicks on search bar >ad pops up >exit ad >ad pops up >exit ad, click searchbar >type in Batman >click The Batman (2022) >hit play >hit full-screen >ad pops up >exit ad, hit full screen >Russian audience starts cheering Sounds based to me
Anonymous 04/26/22(Tue)14:51:05 No.167141834 Moscow theater showing pirated version (from torrents) of batman LOL LO00000000L.jpg 56 KB JPG Anonymous >>167141834 (OP) # >projector fires up >ad pops up >exit ad >click search bar 04/26/22(Tue)16:46:24 No.167148013 >some Russian Google chrome browser homepage >types in 123movies into search bar >clicks first link >doesn't work >clicks second link >clicks on search bar >ad pops up >exit ad >ad pops up >exit ad, click searchbar >type in Batman >click The Batman (2022) >hit play >hit full-screen >ad pops up >exit ad, hit full screen >Russian audience starts cheering Sounds based to me

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Anon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a gamer | /r/Greentext


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Unfortunate coincidence. | /r/Greentext


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Anon tries to do some self-improvement | /r/Greentext


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by what exactly? | /r/Greentext


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Anon is fundamentally broken | /r/Greentext


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anon plays Resident Evil | /r/Greentext


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Anon hates white women | /r/Greentext


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Anon doesn’t have patience on a Swedish cruise ship | /r/Greentext


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Anon works at McDonald's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/30/22(Sat)08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick
: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/30/22(Sat)08:11:57 No.877240939 >working at McDonald's >kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun >joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?" >kid looks up at me >points toy at me "I'll kill you ugly man" >kids are absolute f------ assholes >salt the s--- of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick

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I don't think he's strong enough | /r/Greentext

File: Proof.png (793 KB, 753x631) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)16:55:36 No.881523513 >>881523777 >>881524758 >>881525033 >>881525175 >>881525833 >>881526822 You know people say Hitler faked his own death? Well think about this. the gay out of me >Obama had that thing with his birth certificate >They both love being in positions of power >They both look cute in a suit >Obama enjoys firing up a joint >Hitler loves firing up the gas chambers >They both stand in similar ways, pic related And the most damning piece of evidence.. >Obama and Hitler are never seen in the same room Why did the US government go to such lengths to keep Adolf alive and kicking? Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:03:05 No.881523777 File: Pence-Official.jpg (42 KB, 800x533) >>881524216 >>881523513 (OP) >>They both look cute in a suit you have weird taste in men mike pence is actually cute, though. He must have been such an alpha jock back in the day and i want him to spank
File: Proof.png (793 KB, 753x631) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)16:55:36 No.881523513 >>881523777 >>881524758 >>881525033 >>881525175 >>881525833 >>881526822 You know people say Hitler faked his own death? Well think about this. the gay out of me >Obama had that thing with his birth certificate >They both love being in positions of power >They both look cute in a suit >Obama enjoys firing up a joint >Hitler loves firing up the gas chambers >They both stand in similar ways, pic related And the most damning piece of evidence.. >Obama and Hitler are never seen in the same room Why did the US government go to such lengths to keep Adolf alive and kicking? Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:03:05 No.881523777 File: Pence-Official.jpg (42 KB, 800x533) >>881524216 >>881523513 (OP) >>They both look cute in a suit you have weird taste in men mike pence is actually cute, though. He must have been such an alpha jock back in the day and i want him to spank

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Anon suggests the horsepill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous neigh 97 KB JPG 06/29/22 (Wed)16:19:59 No.25636053 Why don't you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only s--- >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to maintain health >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn't require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon
: Anonymous neigh 97 KB JPG 06/29/22 (Wed)16:19:59 No.25636053 Why don't you own a horse? >reliable transport >0 emissions, only s--- >runs on hay and water >can buy one for $1000 >costs around $750 a year to maintain health >if it collapses you can wait a few minutes and ride it 20 more miles >doesn't require license, registration, or insurance >4x4 off road capability >can trample anyone in your way >you can drink and ride >makes you look like a badass cowboy Take the horsepill anon

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Putang ina mo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/07/22(Thu)02:59:43 No.69316493 >buddhists say I live in Philippines because I did lots of bad thing in previous life >muslims say living in Philippines doesn't matter, the afterlife with Allah is what matters >christians say Jesus loves me it's just a trial >local crack head says life sucks, just buy more meth >atheists say all of them are b-------, just buy a plane ticket I just want to get out of Philippines
Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/07/22(Thu)02:59:43 No.69316493 >buddhists say I live in Philippines because I did lots of bad thing in previous life >muslims say living in Philippines doesn't matter, the afterlife with Allah is what matters >christians say Jesus loves me it's just a trial >local crack head says life sucks, just buy more meth >atheists say all of them are b-------, just buy a plane ticket I just want to get out of Philippines

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Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

27m (7/6 10:18) 881497112 1 Re 0 Img PNG 8KB (207 x 244) . AB 40 Be me, seemingly a friendly guy but when drunk I've done a------ things. : >Was in a crowded elevator and groped a girls ass >Sent drunk texts to people, two have blocked me >Stole a guys beer and ran out the bar >Opened a guys car and sat in it >Sent a text to a Muslim girl asking if she wanted a hotel for the night. Apologized later and she forgave me. I now have all these new friends, a gf and a good job. I can't stop drinking though and although its been a while since I did an a------ thing I fear I could do that and ruin everything I have. 5m (7/6 10:41) 881498228 some people just shouldn't drink, and I think you know one of those is you :
27m (7/6 10:18) 881497112 1 Re 0 Img PNG 8KB (207 x 244) . AB 40 Be me, seemingly a friendly guy but when drunk I've done a------ things. : >Was in a crowded elevator and groped a girls ass >Sent drunk texts to people, two have blocked me >Stole a guys beer and ran out the bar >Opened a guys car and sat in it >Sent a text to a Muslim girl asking if she wanted a hotel for the night. Apologized later and she forgave me. I now have all these new friends, a gf and a good job. I can't stop drinking though and although its been a while since I did an a------ thing I fear I could do that and ruin everything I have. 5m (7/6 10:41) 881498228 some people just shouldn't drink, and I think you know one of those is you :

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Anon gets creative | /r/Greentext

Anonymous D--- scars, got any? 347 KB PNG 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >be me >be horny >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.
Anonymous D--- scars, got any? 347 KB PNG 05/23/22(Mon)07:35:29 No.68744426 >be me >be horny >decide to take a shower since it's only place I get privacy >look around bathtub for things I could masturbate with >showercurtain.png >wrap my d--- around the shower curtain and start masturbating >feels great....oh s--- oh f--- >d--- starts feeling really hot >immediately stop and look at my d--- >Half the skin of my d--- got rubbed off and I'm bleeding >go to school the next day with a limp. Every step is like I'm being stabbed with needles on my d--- still have visible scarring to this day. The shower curtain had the texture of f------ sandpaper and I was too horny to realize.

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