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File: ticket.jpg (52 KB, 461x259) >> STO OFF-PEAK the OM HIL 04-AUG 26 3014 1776296132 223-20 Tipe BLACKPOOL NORTH 23-SEP-16 M Nede MANCHESTER AIRPT ANY PERMITTED S RTN 2-PART BETURK Anyone else? Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:25:00 No.913532496 ► >>913532544 >>913532629 >>913532676 >>913532732 >be me >using train because no money for car >choose not to pay for ticket because there are no barriers >ticket inspector on train >oh_fuck.jpg >start sweating >she comes to me >asks to see my ticket >fumble around my bag and find nothing >she sighs and tells me to pay the fine >rock hard the whole time >do this every 3-4 weeks nothing else turns my on anymore I just want to be humiliated by the ticket inspector Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:26:31 No.913532544 >>913532496 (OP) Well let's a pic of her then >>Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:27:08 No.913532563 ► You people are f------ weird. Then again you're all losing your minds because some guy who was touched by God is currently sick. Anyway, why not go for some f----- up double kink and actually buy the ticket but pretend to lose it? That also covers you if the ticket inspectoris someone who doesn't make your little incel penis rock hard.

File: ticket.jpg (52 KB, 461x259) >> STO OFF-PEAK the OM HIL 04-AUG 26 3014 1776296132 223-20 Tipe BLACKPOOL NORTH 23-SEP-16 M Nede MANCHESTER AIRPT ANY PERMITTED S RTN 2-PART BETURK Anyone else? Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:25:00 No.913532496 ► >>913532544 >>913532629 >>913532676 >>913532732 >be me >using train because no money for car >choose not to pay for ticket because there are no barriers >ticket inspector on train >oh_fuck.jpg >start sweating >she comes to me >asks to see my ticket >fumble around my bag and find nothing >she sighs and tells me to pay the fine >rock hard the whole time >do this every 3-4 weeks nothing else turns my on anymore I just want to be humiliated by the ticket inspector Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:26:31 No.913532544 >>913532496 (OP) Well let's a pic of her then >>Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:27:08 No.913532563 ► You people are f------ weird. Then again you're all losing your minds because some guy who was touched by God is currently sick. Anyway, why not go for some f----- up double kink and actually buy the ticket but pretend to lose it? That also covers you if the ticket inspectoris someone who doesn't make your little incel penis rock hard.

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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BLOATLORD OF RETARD STRENGTH TWINK GAINS AND SNAP CITY WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT IN THIS THREAD you have to live it.png 519 KB PNG >>73503750 (OP) # YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT >>73503860 # >>73503876 # >>73503922 # >>73503957 # >>73504109 # >>73504277 # >>73504313 # >>73504400 # >>73504462 # >>73504484 # >>73504496 # >>73504588 # >>73504861 # >>73505114 # >>73505137 # >>73505141 # >>73505166 # >>73505180 # >>73505317 # >>73505877 # >>73505910 # >>73506176 # >>73507993 # >>73507996 # >>73508688 # >>73508967 # >>73509021 # >>73509059 # >>73509078 # >>73509095 # >>73509124 # >>73510265 # >>73510800 # >>73510808 # >>73510879 # >>73511395 # >>73511775 # >>73511844 # >>73511860 # >>73511863 # >>73511867 # >>73511873 # >>73511972 # >>73511993 # >>73512911 # >>73512936 # >>73513388 # >>73513652 # >>73513663 # >>73515241 # >>73515429 # >>73517645 # >>73517672 # >>73517673 # >>73519073 # >>73519083 # >>73519509 # >>73519818 # >>73519914 # >>73520109 # >>73520274 # >>73520654 # >>73520666 # >>73520757 # >>73520793 # >>73520797 # >>73520841 # >>73520860 # >>73521576 # >>73521717 # >>73521852 # >>73522141 # >>73522480 # >>73522492 # >>73524095 # >>73524510 # >>73524634 # >>73524684 # >>73524728 # >>73524754 #

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BLOATLORD OF RETARD STRENGTH TWINK GAINS AND SNAP CITY WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT IN THIS THREAD you have to live it.png 519 KB PNG >>73503750 (OP) # YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT >>73503860 # >>73503876 # >>73503922 # >>73503957 # >>73504109 # >>73504277 # >>73504313 # >>73504400 # >>73504462 # >>73504484 # >>73504496 # >>73504588 # >>73504861 # >>73505114 # >>73505137 # >>73505141 # >>73505166 # >>73505180 # >>73505317 # >>73505877 # >>73505910 # >>73506176 # >>73507993 # >>73507996 # >>73508688 # >>73508967 # >>73509021 # >>73509059 # >>73509078 # >>73509095 # >>73509124 # >>73510265 # >>73510800 # >>73510808 # >>73510879 # >>73511395 # >>73511775 # >>73511844 # >>73511860 # >>73511863 # >>73511867 # >>73511873 # >>73511972 # >>73511993 # >>73512911 # >>73512936 # >>73513388 # >>73513652 # >>73513663 # >>73515241 # >>73515429 # >>73517645 # >>73517672 # >>73517673 # >>73519073 # >>73519083 # >>73519509 # >>73519818 # >>73519914 # >>73520109 # >>73520274 # >>73520654 # >>73520666 # >>73520757 # >>73520793 # >>73520797 # >>73520841 # >>73520860 # >>73521576 # >>73521717 # >>73521852 # >>73522141 # >>73522480 # >>73522492 # >>73524095 # >>73524510 # >>73524634 # >>73524684 # >>73524728 # >>73524754 #

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: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?

: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?

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Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me

Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me

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Anonymous JPG | 306.97 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 21:22:39 44 minutes ago 913524481 Serious question >stagnant wages >college debt rising >national debt rose 4 trillion in ONE YEAR >civil unrest at all time high >multiple foreign wars : >disorganized retreat from afghanistan made us look like cowards >no border security >inflation out of control >housing unaffordable >outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries at all time high >reduction of parental rights in schools >explosion of trans ideology >military can't meet recruitment goals >white men are told they are evil >white women are called karens >white children are called privileged What kind of person votes for this, exactly? 3 Replies 0 Images 4 Posters 34 REPLY

Anonymous JPG | 306.97 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 21:22:39 44 minutes ago 913524481 Serious question >stagnant wages >college debt rising >national debt rose 4 trillion in ONE YEAR >civil unrest at all time high >multiple foreign wars : >disorganized retreat from afghanistan made us look like cowards >no border security >inflation out of control >housing unaffordable >outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries at all time high >reduction of parental rights in schools >explosion of trans ideology >military can't meet recruitment goals >white men are told they are evil >white women are called karens >white children are called privileged What kind of person votes for this, exactly? 3 Replies 0 Images 4 Posters 34 REPLY

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Anon has questions for the white gloved man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 69.85 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:46:58 2 hours ago 457743642 id: s0V6DILY... Michael Jackson >born a dark skinned black man >serious aggressive vitiligo + skin bleaching makes him pale-skinned by early adulthood >nose straightens >jaw becomes more pronounced >names the Jew >has children with a white blonde women >his kids are literally blonde/dirty blonde haired, blue eyed European-looking children >takes a DNA test and proves his children are biologically his Literally HOW??? How did he do it? What did he know that we don't? 9 Replies 10 Images 40 Posters 21 REPLY

Anonymous JPG | 69.85 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:46:58 2 hours ago 457743642 id: s0V6DILY... Michael Jackson >born a dark skinned black man >serious aggressive vitiligo + skin bleaching makes him pale-skinned by early adulthood >nose straightens >jaw becomes more pronounced >names the Jew >has children with a white blonde women >his kids are literally blonde/dirty blonde haired, blue eyed European-looking children >takes a DNA test and proves his children are biologically his Literally HOW??? How did he do it? What did he know that we don't? 9 Replies 10 Images 40 Posters 21 REPLY

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Anon lost hope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ETHICIER REBERERT DIE 25 KB JPG T 02/02/24(Fri)17:01:51 No.76327483 >find the perfect girl >she's way younger than me and the relationship is impossible It's over. 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

: Anonymous ETHICIER REBERERT DIE 25 KB JPG T 02/02/24(Fri)17:01:51 No.76327483 >find the perfect girl >she's way younger than me and the relationship is impossible It's over. 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Weakest weeb vs strongest slav | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)20:31:36 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet No.193443240 >mysterious comrades come out nowhere and defend it for free Does this happen in your country 02/06/24(Tue)20:32:24 No.193443263 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet >my country's flags appear and agree That's it

: Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)20:31:36 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet No.193443240 >mysterious comrades come out nowhere and defend it for free Does this happen in your country 02/06/24(Tue)20:32:24 No.193443263 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet >my country's flags appear and agree That's it

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Anon doesn't like MrBeast | /r/Greentext

File: R1363 MrBeast_1feature.jpg (502 KB, 1600x900) F--- youtubers and f--- NC Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)09:35:14 No.76371044 >>76371072 >>76371147 >>76371171 >>76371188 >>76371201 >>76371311 >>76371347 I finally saved up enough money to move out of NC, I had to work under this c--- and it was miserable >doesn't care for his employees, OSHA is like a list of rules to break in order to cut costs Just a few of the s--- me and the other employees had to go through: >sprayed workers and contestants with paint for his circle challenges >went to Antarctica without proper training because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >made s--- explode unsafely for no reason when people told him multiple times it was a bad idea because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >got multiple people injured when it could have been easily avoided because "we ain't got time man" >almost got a guy killed from flying debris because they didn't think that a tank shell could possibly ricochet unpredictably >has an army of yes men following him everywhere that hope to get a glimpse of his wallet >generates video ideas with ChatGPT >his crew of goons are either megalomaniacs, egotistical assholes or racist c---- that couldn't pour piss out of a boot >got an army of bots spamming "omg mrbeast we love you!!!!" to counter all criticism Just mention MrBeast online and they'll come after you >managers are friends of his so the incompetence stacks up >smelly af all the time How the hell is he the #1 youtuber in the world?? Jimmy I know you'll read this. Take a f------ shower you smelly c---

File: R1363 MrBeast_1feature.jpg (502 KB, 1600x900) F--- youtubers and f--- NC Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)09:35:14 No.76371044 >>76371072 >>76371147 >>76371171 >>76371188 >>76371201 >>76371311 >>76371347 I finally saved up enough money to move out of NC, I had to work under this c--- and it was miserable >doesn't care for his employees, OSHA is like a list of rules to break in order to cut costs Just a few of the s--- me and the other employees had to go through: >sprayed workers and contestants with paint for his circle challenges >went to Antarctica without proper training because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >made s--- explode unsafely for no reason when people told him multiple times it was a bad idea because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >got multiple people injured when it could have been easily avoided because "we ain't got time man" >almost got a guy killed from flying debris because they didn't think that a tank shell could possibly ricochet unpredictably >has an army of yes men following him everywhere that hope to get a glimpse of his wallet >generates video ideas with ChatGPT >his crew of goons are either megalomaniacs, egotistical assholes or racist c---- that couldn't pour piss out of a boot >got an army of bots spamming "omg mrbeast we love you!!!!" to counter all criticism Just mention MrBeast online and they'll come after you >managers are friends of his so the incompetence stacks up >smelly af all the time How the hell is he the #1 youtuber in the world?? Jimmy I know you'll read this. Take a f------ shower you smelly c---

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Anon the AVG /Pol/ Jeet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous whitey. JPG | 595.14 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 08:25:06 29 minutes ago 4577051877 id: kHd5JUq... Whites are leeches. >come to Canada >contribute to economy >whitey stays at home all day seething at the computer ●●● lol. stay mad whitey t-----. you voted for this. 7 Replies 11 Images 16 Posters 6 REPLY

Anonymous whitey. JPG | 595.14 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 08:25:06 29 minutes ago 4577051877 id: kHd5JUq... Whites are leeches. >come to Canada >contribute to economy >whitey stays at home all day seething at the computer ●●● lol. stay mad whitey t-----. you voted for this. 7 Replies 11 Images 16 Posters 6 REPLY

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What was his problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIAL MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?

Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIAL MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?

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She was a real livewire, even before the accident... | /r/Greentext

File: livewire.jpg (64 KB, 640x477) Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:03:26 No.141866376 ► >>141866423 >>141866516 She could have used some super correction ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:11:43 No.141866423 ► >>141866436 >>141866505 >>141866376 (OP) >Hey everyone! Today we have a special guest here in our show to discuss about some of the "mean spirit" comments we've been making about him over the years! The man of steel himself! Superman! >Thank you, leslie! First of all, i think it's important to state that... >How weird is your alien c---? >...What? >THAT weird, huh? You can show us, this is radio after all! ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:13:30 No.141866436 ► >>141866423 Girl was lowkey thristy for supercock Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:28:28 No. 141866505 >>141866423 >Leslie, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to buy him dinner first- >Shaddup, Phil; I'm working.

File: livewire.jpg (64 KB, 640x477) Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:03:26 No.141866376 ► >>141866423 >>141866516 She could have used some super correction ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:11:43 No.141866423 ► >>141866436 >>141866505 >>141866376 (OP) >Hey everyone! Today we have a special guest here in our show to discuss about some of the "mean spirit" comments we've been making about him over the years! The man of steel himself! Superman! >Thank you, leslie! First of all, i think it's important to state that... >How weird is your alien c---? >...What? >THAT weird, huh? You can show us, this is radio after all! ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:13:30 No.141866436 ► >>141866423 Girl was lowkey thristy for supercock Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:28:28 No. 141866505 >>141866423 >Leslie, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to buy him dinner first- >Shaddup, Phil; I'm working.

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anon likes zelda | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: download (4).jpg (6 KB, 284x178) Auto] storytime Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:51:07 No.666205684 ► >>666205785 >be me >big zelda fan >wonder if the values of the rupee (main currency) has changed between games >look up "zelda inflation" why the f--- did i do this Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:52:21 No.666205743

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: download (4).jpg (6 KB, 284x178) Auto] storytime Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:51:07 No.666205684 ► >>666205785 >be me >big zelda fan >wonder if the values of the rupee (main currency) has changed between games >look up "zelda inflation" why the f--- did i do this Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:52:21 No.666205743

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You want succubus? Best we could do is piss demon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)12:49:58 No.37133674 >be me >literally 1 day ago >midnight >bladder is full >go for a piss 67 KB PNG >everywhere is silent as f--- >suddenly had this eerie feeling, i dont know how to describe, some kind of a gut feel that tells you something is off >get goosebumps >i try not to mind it, think to myself its just my brain doing a little trolling >a really low pitched HISSSSS sound in a deep male voice >literally heard it as if someone was right behind my ears >i literally rush out of bathroom mid-urinating to open all the lights in the home >couldn't sleep till morning i got goosebumps again typing what i been through. what do you think /x/?

: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)12:49:58 No.37133674 >be me >literally 1 day ago >midnight >bladder is full >go for a piss 67 KB PNG >everywhere is silent as f--- >suddenly had this eerie feeling, i dont know how to describe, some kind of a gut feel that tells you something is off >get goosebumps >i try not to mind it, think to myself its just my brain doing a little trolling >a really low pitched HISSSSS sound in a deep male voice >literally heard it as if someone was right behind my ears >i literally rush out of bathroom mid-urinating to open all the lights in the home >couldn't sleep till morning i got goosebumps again typing what i been through. what do you think /x/?

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Anon is fully loaded | /r/Greentext

File: pepe2.jpg (42 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:39:02 No.76368297 >>76368329 >>76368342 >have gf for 9 years >trough the last 3 or 4 years repeatedly tell her how i don't want children, she doesn't seem to mind >decided to have a vasectomy 2 weeks ago to seal the deal, need 2 weeks to recover for the ultimate unprotected sex >now she suddenly gets mad and asks me why didn't I consult that decision with her >dumps me a while later because she still wasn't sure >never got to have le wild sex mfw i got this new fully safe gun but no one to shoot it to Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:40:36 No.76368311 ► hahahaha f------ cuck f----- Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:42:49 No.76368329 ► >>76368297 (OP) you lucked out dummy it takes months before you can have "le unprotected sex" you still shoot ropes for a while □ Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:44:18 No.76368342 ► >>76368297 (OP) Have an updoot my good sir, I am sure this will make the headlines of r/4chan.

File: pepe2.jpg (42 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:39:02 No.76368297 >>76368329 >>76368342 >have gf for 9 years >trough the last 3 or 4 years repeatedly tell her how i don't want children, she doesn't seem to mind >decided to have a vasectomy 2 weeks ago to seal the deal, need 2 weeks to recover for the ultimate unprotected sex >now she suddenly gets mad and asks me why didn't I consult that decision with her >dumps me a while later because she still wasn't sure >never got to have le wild sex mfw i got this new fully safe gun but no one to shoot it to Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:40:36 No.76368311 ► hahahaha f------ cuck f----- Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:42:49 No.76368329 ► >>76368297 (OP) you lucked out dummy it takes months before you can have "le unprotected sex" you still shoot ropes for a while □ Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:44:18 No.76368342 ► >>76368297 (OP) Have an updoot my good sir, I am sure this will make the headlines of r/4chan.

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