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Anonymous DONT TREAD ON ME 112 KB PNG 11/01/24(Fri)11:08:50 No.926805712 >24 mtf trans >match with a guy on grindr >51m, has an honest to god mansion >I show up and we f--- >he lights a c-------- afterward and goes on this out of pocket rant about the government and the NAP and the election season >ends it with "and so retards are gonna come after trannies like you" >asks if I have a gun, I say no >he tells me to put my clothes on >leads me deeper into his mansion >into a beautiful gun room >5 separate racks clearly sorted by a sperg's touch >hands me a revolver, showing me what each part does >end up firing guns in this guy's backyard for the rest of the day >he tells me to keep the pistol, says I'll need it Libertarians are the biggest wildcards, man. Guy gave me a $1400 Smith and Wesson and all I had to do was f--- him once ⠀ Anonymous >>926805712 (OP) # 11/01/24(Fri)11:10:32 No.926805777 I'm the guy. I gave the t----- the gun because i know the statistics. >>926805829 # >>926805858 #
Anonymous DONT TREAD ON ME 112 KB PNG 11/01/24(Fri)11:08:50 No.926805712 >24 mtf trans >match with a guy on grindr >51m, has an honest to god mansion >I show up and we f--- >he lights a c-------- afterward and goes on this out of pocket rant about the government and the NAP and the election season >ends it with "and so retards are gonna come after trannies like you" >asks if I have a gun, I say no >he tells me to put my clothes on >leads me deeper into his mansion >into a beautiful gun room >5 separate racks clearly sorted by a sperg's touch >hands me a revolver, showing me what each part does >end up firing guns in this guy's backyard for the rest of the day >he tells me to keep the pistol, says I'll need it Libertarians are the biggest wildcards, man. Guy gave me a $1400 Smith and Wesson and all I had to do was f--- him once ⠀ Anonymous >>926805712 (OP) # 11/01/24(Fri)11:10:32 No.926805777 I'm the guy. I gave the t----- the gun because i know the statistics. >>926805829 # >>926805858 #

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Anon thought he could impress his crush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 458 KB JPG 11/01/24(Fri)18:35:43 No. 11850025 >be me >see Gucci shoes online >decide to buy them, gonna impress my crush at work >walk in feeling like a king >**{Reaction Speed}**: Yup, they're all looking at me. She's definitely noticing me. >crush walks by, doesn't even look >someone says "Nice fake, bro." >everyone laughs >**{Shivers}**: What the f---? >turns out they think the shoes are fake >crush still doesn't care, keeps walking >**{Inland Empire}**: You thought you could just buy respect? You really thought this would work?
Anonymous 458 KB JPG 11/01/24(Fri)18:35:43 No. 11850025 >be me >see Gucci shoes online >decide to buy them, gonna impress my crush at work >walk in feeling like a king >**{Reaction Speed}**: Yup, they're all looking at me. She's definitely noticing me. >crush walks by, doesn't even look >someone says "Nice fake, bro." >everyone laughs >**{Shivers}**: What the f---? >turns out they think the shoes are fake >crush still doesn't care, keeps walking >**{Inland Empire}**: You thought you could just buy respect? You really thought this would work?

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Calm Before The Storm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How the f--- do i stop feeling(...) 07/19/24(Fri)07:00:13 No.31644145 1b77fed7950104d5069848cbf8f9e5c4.jpg 37 KB JPG > bmi 27 due to s----- medication weight gain > restrict to 1000 calories each day > get to bmi 23 > stop losing weight out of nowhere > feel way more fatter than i did when i was fat as f---, can't do anything without feeling massive
Anonymous How the f--- do i stop feeling(...) 07/19/24(Fri)07:00:13 No.31644145 1b77fed7950104d5069848cbf8f9e5c4.jpg 37 KB JPG > bmi 27 due to s----- medication weight gain > restrict to 1000 calories each day > get to bmi 23 > stop losing weight out of nowhere > feel way more fatter than i did when i was fat as f---, can't do anything without feeling massive

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Light just take the L. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)13:39:30 No.272669895 DEATH NOTE dn.jpg 201 KB JPG >could just kill people in absolute anonymity while sitting at home eating potato chips all day >somehow still gets caught Is he retarded?
Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)13:39:30 No.272669895 DEATH NOTE dn.jpg 201 KB JPG >could just kill people in absolute anonymity while sitting at home eating potato chips all day >somehow still gets caught Is he retarded?

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Anon gets BTFO’d | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are people so mean online? 509 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)21:36:10 No.693429748 >playing deadlock >I die and teammate gets mad and says "I bet you also suck in real life too. >I bet you work minimum wage with no girlfriend. >I respond and tell him that I bet he never touched a woman >he says that he's touching one right now >brings her on the mic and she calls me an incel >she starts giggling and moaning on the mic as he touches her >mfw I actually AM an incel. >lose motivation to keep playing >she says on the mic "are you crying right now? THIS LITTLE BITCH IS CRYING LOL" Why are some of you guys so mean to other people in games.
Anonymous Why are people so mean online? 509 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)21:36:10 No.693429748 >playing deadlock >I die and teammate gets mad and says "I bet you also suck in real life too. >I bet you work minimum wage with no girlfriend. >I respond and tell him that I bet he never touched a woman >he says that he's touching one right now >brings her on the mic and she calls me an incel >she starts giggling and moaning on the mic as he touches her >mfw I actually AM an incel. >lose motivation to keep playing >she says on the mic "are you crying right now? THIS LITTLE BITCH IS CRYING LOL" Why are some of you guys so mean to other people in games.

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That waggie is definitely not gonna last long. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all
Anonymous Morning coffee 200 KB PNG 10/31/24(Thu)20:26:17 No.926781955 >be me >on morning work commute >stop at coffee chain >gay retard working the register >make my order >pay with $50 bill >gay retard gives me too much change >attempt to do the moral thing >give back money >tell gay retard he gave me too much >gay retard pauses >thinking.jpeg >you could see steam coming from his ears >gives back even more money than last time >say nothing >just pocket money >take order an leave >mfw I made a $37 profit from ordering a $6 dollar coffee I guess the whole incompetency crisis isn't so bad after all

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Anon becomes wolverine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >Short wolverine scene >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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Call to the Colonies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 121 KB JPG 03:22 07/19/24(Fri) 06:05:19 No.31643865 >Be me >First lockdown >Be in vc with hs friend and his online friends >We end up in a group of 4 being in a vc all day long for weeks >Get v close with a girl like sending snap pics to say gn and all >See her irl during the summer >I think I love her.png >Two months later she confesses that she loves me >I panic and say no for some reason >totalretardedmove.zip >She gets sad and I even get death threats from some of her hs friends but she apologize for them >We stay friends and still call on discord from time to time >Dated one of our common friends in 2022 for almost a year then broke up and when I saw both of them at the same time I couldn't stop thinking about other friend >ffw to 2024 >We still see each other irl like once a year when we do she often goes for a hug and go in my arms when watching movies and all >We have different views on a lot of topics I don't really care bc everybody has their own views but I think she does care a bit about that >Like really into lgbt stuff while idgaf about plus sexuality bc do whatever u want with ur ass idc as long as you're respectful and don't insult ppl when they don't think exactly as u do >anyways whatever >I think I still like her I'm seeing her in less than a month idk if I should try something bc idk if she likes me still + Idek if we'd be a good together and What do I know it's stupid af but I need outside opinions Also show that reddit is kinda useless and give actual opinions
: Anonymous 121 KB JPG 03:22 07/19/24(Fri) 06:05:19 No.31643865 >Be me >First lockdown >Be in vc with hs friend and his online friends >We end up in a group of 4 being in a vc all day long for weeks >Get v close with a girl like sending snap pics to say gn and all >See her irl during the summer >I think I love her.png >Two months later she confesses that she loves me >I panic and say no for some reason >totalretardedmove.zip >She gets sad and I even get death threats from some of her hs friends but she apologize for them >We stay friends and still call on discord from time to time >Dated one of our common friends in 2022 for almost a year then broke up and when I saw both of them at the same time I couldn't stop thinking about other friend >ffw to 2024 >We still see each other irl like once a year when we do she often goes for a hug and go in my arms when watching movies and all >We have different views on a lot of topics I don't really care bc everybody has their own views but I think she does care a bit about that >Like really into lgbt stuff while idgaf about plus sexuality bc do whatever u want with ur ass idc as long as you're respectful and don't insult ppl when they don't think exactly as u do >anyways whatever >I think I still like her I'm seeing her in less than a month idk if I should try something bc idk if she likes me still + Idek if we'd be a good together and What do I know it's stupid af but I need outside opinions Also show that reddit is kinda useless and give actual opinions

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Fallen megalomaniac | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)06:10:52 No.204525516 sauron_lotr.png 704 KB PNG >Knows that god exists >Still tries to oppose him anyway What the f--- was his problem?
Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)06:10:52 No.204525516 sauron_lotr.png 704 KB PNG >Knows that god exists >Still tries to oppose him anyway What the f--- was his problem?

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Yellow paint. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)23:53:51 No.693249090 Uh, this looks pretty obnoxious and out of place... You don't like the yellow paint? Deal with it! Gamers are stupid! Need I remind you that [INSERT OTHER GAME HERE] had to guide playtesters with [METHODS BETTER THAN YELLOW PAINT] Players NEED the handholding! X LUT XX @RefFiComics SAPING GGEJKKZXcAAAQaP.jpg 298 KB JPG How do we fix the yellow paint problem? STAIRS
: Anonymous 10/29/24(Tue)23:53:51 No.693249090 Uh, this looks pretty obnoxious and out of place... You don't like the yellow paint? Deal with it! Gamers are stupid! Need I remind you that [INSERT OTHER GAME HERE] had to guide playtesters with [METHODS BETTER THAN YELLOW PAINT] Players NEED the handholding! X LUT XX @RefFiComics SAPING GGEJKKZXcAAAQaP.jpg 298 KB JPG How do we fix the yellow paint problem? STAIRS

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Rats are so based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB PNG 07/12/21(Mon)21:48:49 No.3863334 >watch one of the many memorial videos on the various popular rat youtube channels >expect it to be some corny grayscale, frowny-emoji-filled slideshow with sad classical music in the background >it's actually very upbeat and energetic >realize the owner has likely had to deal with dozens of rat deaths at this point and has reached a point that they truly believe in staying positive through the worst of it >realize I will inevitably have to reach the same point some day >realize it will only happen after seeing many more of my own rats live short but happy lives, then pass away >spend the rest of the video thinking about how unfair it is that such intelligent and emotional creatures only get to live a few years I haven't cried in years. Didn't expect to break that streak to a rat video of all things >>3863407 # >>3863431 # >>3864332 #
Anonymous 100 KB PNG 07/12/21(Mon)21:48:49 No.3863334 >watch one of the many memorial videos on the various popular rat youtube channels >expect it to be some corny grayscale, frowny-emoji-filled slideshow with sad classical music in the background >it's actually very upbeat and energetic >realize the owner has likely had to deal with dozens of rat deaths at this point and has reached a point that they truly believe in staying positive through the worst of it >realize I will inevitably have to reach the same point some day >realize it will only happen after seeing many more of my own rats live short but happy lives, then pass away >spend the rest of the video thinking about how unfair it is that such intelligent and emotional creatures only get to live a few years I haven't cried in years. Didn't expect to break that streak to a rat video of all things >>3863407 # >>3863431 # >>3864332 #

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Do not redeem anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: dbxZJbQY) 10/23/24(Wed)11:09:24 No.485696079 411 KB JPG >eternally buttfucks an entire subcontinent Heh, nothing poorsonal.
Anonymous (ID: dbxZJbQY) 10/23/24(Wed)11:09:24 No.485696079 411 KB JPG >eternally buttfucks an entire subcontinent Heh, nothing poorsonal.

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anon is just delusional | /r/Greentext

File: lemon.jpg (54 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)04:11:29 No.79302251 [Reply] ► >cute new girl at work left on Monday >she was only there for 3 weeks >she was very cute and it brightened my day to see her >now she's gone and I have nothing to look forward to at work >i was hoping she would stay with us for a long time and maybe one day we become friends and maybe my girlfriend >hopes and dreams shattered >life always takes away any little thing that makes me happy >f--- this clown world
File: lemon.jpg (54 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)04:11:29 No.79302251 [Reply] ► >cute new girl at work left on Monday >she was only there for 3 weeks >she was very cute and it brightened my day to see her >now she's gone and I have nothing to look forward to at work >i was hoping she would stay with us for a long time and maybe one day we become friends and maybe my girlfriend >hopes and dreams shattered >life always takes away any little thing that makes me happy >f--- this clown world

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probably fake and gay | /r/Greentext

File: b2a95dc7e7edc13c30a5b532a(...).jpg (13 KB, 236x219) feminine boy classmate hit on me in middleschool Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:28:46 No.79301873 [Reply] >be skinny dweeb with no friends or aspirations >knew from then i'd never amount to anything >second year of middle school >this kid comes into our class from another school in another area >hair down to his neck >had a few nails painted and wore very "gay" clothes if you can picture that >blonde, blue eyed and extremely feminine to the point that most couldn't buy he was a boy >quickly that marked him because girls unlike in anime don't find overtly feminine boys attractive and guys just called him a f-- >i was eating alone and he came up to me because he had no else to talk to >though reluctant i ended up conversing with him and found out we had a lot in common >exchanged contact info and became fast friends >months roll by and we get closer >arrange to go up to a park overlooking the city >he starts asking me how i felt about him and other stuff probing if i was gay or not >unaware >he starts to lean at me and touching me >leans in further for a kiss >i recoil >from then on our relationship quickly denegrated and once the year was finished which was shortly after that he changed schools again I don't know why I've been so hang up on this for the past few months. i know i'm not like that hence why i recoiled but still. i don't know what happened to him but i hope he's well.
File: b2a95dc7e7edc13c30a5b532a(...).jpg (13 KB, 236x219) feminine boy classmate hit on me in middleschool Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:28:46 No.79301873 [Reply] >be skinny dweeb with no friends or aspirations >knew from then i'd never amount to anything >second year of middle school >this kid comes into our class from another school in another area >hair down to his neck >had a few nails painted and wore very "gay" clothes if you can picture that >blonde, blue eyed and extremely feminine to the point that most couldn't buy he was a boy >quickly that marked him because girls unlike in anime don't find overtly feminine boys attractive and guys just called him a f-- >i was eating alone and he came up to me because he had no else to talk to >though reluctant i ended up conversing with him and found out we had a lot in common >exchanged contact info and became fast friends >months roll by and we get closer >arrange to go up to a park overlooking the city >he starts asking me how i felt about him and other stuff probing if i was gay or not >unaware >he starts to lean at me and touching me >leans in further for a kiss >i recoil >from then on our relationship quickly denegrated and once the year was finished which was shortly after that he changed schools again I don't know why I've been so hang up on this for the past few months. i know i'm not like that hence why i recoiled but still. i don't know what happened to him but i hope he's well.

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more like "ligma ballz" | /r/Greentext

File: she be kissing incel dic.jpg (41 KB, 860x430) grindset Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:10:31 No.79301645 [Reply] Is the "Sigma" grindset or "Sigmamaxxing" just a ploy for incels to cope? Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:11:33 No.79301658 >>79301645 (OP) >alpha >>79301678 >beta >sigma >ligma If you believe in any of that you are a tard
File: she be kissing incel dic.jpg (41 KB, 860x430) grindset Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:10:31 No.79301645 [Reply] Is the "Sigma" grindset or "Sigmamaxxing" just a ploy for incels to cope? Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:11:33 No.79301658 >>79301645 (OP) >alpha >>79301678 >beta >sigma >ligma If you believe in any of that you are a tard

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File: kurt-kurt-angle.gif (2.07 MB, 352x498) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:24:31 No.79301816 [Reply] >>79301882 >be me, manlet wageslave >somehow befriended another subhuman at work >barely manage to get through each day as f------ ogre >he's equally f-----, 5'7 balding turbomanlet >thought we were brothers in suffering >months of me sharing stuff I found funny with him and getting to know each other >told him about my autistic hobbies and I liked pokemon >trusted this f--- >fresh faced qt3.14 intern joins accounting >suddenly this f----- starts orbiting her like a beta moon >simping so hard you could smell the precum >"dude come grab drinks with us after work" >think maybe wingman situation, whatever >end up at local bar >mistake.jpg >notice his face changed soon as she arrived >watch this subhuman transform into full beta mode >his receding hairline practically glowing with sweat >"stacy here's the guy I told you about from our office" >starts revealing everything, my failed dating attempts >how I got rejected by that landwhale receptionist >literally describing my autistic hobbies to her >his beady little eyes darting between us >tongue practically hanging out like a thirsty mutt >tells her i'm a furry who likes collecting anthro pet slaves >mfw I can't correct him without looking like a furryfag >full jestermaxxing as all I can do is stare a f------ hole into him >seriously consider murdering the c--- >can see him looking at her for approval >she's clearly disgusted by both of us >leaves after 20 minutes >he messages later that night saying I should have been more confident >mfw I find out I'm known as the furry at work the next day Anyone else been sold out like that by a friend trying to make a foid laugh?
File: kurt-kurt-angle.gif (2.07 MB, 352x498) Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)03:24:31 No.79301816 [Reply] >>79301882 >be me, manlet wageslave >somehow befriended another subhuman at work >barely manage to get through each day as f------ ogre >he's equally f-----, 5'7 balding turbomanlet >thought we were brothers in suffering >months of me sharing stuff I found funny with him and getting to know each other >told him about my autistic hobbies and I liked pokemon >trusted this f--- >fresh faced qt3.14 intern joins accounting >suddenly this f----- starts orbiting her like a beta moon >simping so hard you could smell the precum >"dude come grab drinks with us after work" >think maybe wingman situation, whatever >end up at local bar >mistake.jpg >notice his face changed soon as she arrived >watch this subhuman transform into full beta mode >his receding hairline practically glowing with sweat >"stacy here's the guy I told you about from our office" >starts revealing everything, my failed dating attempts >how I got rejected by that landwhale receptionist >literally describing my autistic hobbies to her >his beady little eyes darting between us >tongue practically hanging out like a thirsty mutt >tells her i'm a furry who likes collecting anthro pet slaves >mfw I can't correct him without looking like a furryfag >full jestermaxxing as all I can do is stare a f------ hole into him >seriously consider murdering the c--- >can see him looking at her for approval >she's clearly disgusted by both of us >leaves after 20 minutes >he messages later that night saying I should have been more confident >mfw I find out I'm known as the furry at work the next day Anyone else been sold out like that by a friend trying to make a foid laugh?

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