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File: GameStop.png (1.2 MB, 929x650) GameStop ORLD RCRAFT CLEVELAND 50% OFF 2K19 TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION PLAY DAYS EARLY SEPTEMBER 7 ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)16:19:54 No.700719327 >>700721371 >>700721594 >>700722423 >>700722954 >>700723004 >>700723173 >>700724160 >>700724286 >>700725208 >>700726842 >>700727035 The GameStop that's been in my town for 15+ years permanently closed the other day without warning. Even though it was GameStop, I'm going to miss it. GameStop stories thread ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 16:57:53 No.700721590 >Can we interest you in a pre-order? >Would you like to sign up for the warranty protection? >Would you like to sign up for the rewards program? >>700722180 >>700723431 >PLEASE SPEND EXTRA MONEY GODDAMN IT I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 17:29:27 No. 700723431 ► File: 1734393090547475.jpg (31 KB, 250x251) >>700721590 >mfw told the clerk at the cashier to skip all dialog >he rings me up and goes on with his day >> Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 17:30:15 No. 700723465 ► One of the worst corporations to ever exist.
File: GameStop.png (1.2 MB, 929x650) GameStop ORLD RCRAFT CLEVELAND 50% OFF 2K19 TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION PLAY DAYS EARLY SEPTEMBER 7 ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)16:19:54 No.700719327 >>700721371 >>700721594 >>700722423 >>700722954 >>700723004 >>700723173 >>700724160 >>700724286 >>700725208 >>700726842 >>700727035 The GameStop that's been in my town for 15+ years permanently closed the other day without warning. Even though it was GameStop, I'm going to miss it. GameStop stories thread ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 16:57:53 No.700721590 >Can we interest you in a pre-order? >Would you like to sign up for the warranty protection? >Would you like to sign up for the rewards program? >>700722180 >>700723431 >PLEASE SPEND EXTRA MONEY GODDAMN IT I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY ☐ Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 17:29:27 No. 700723431 ► File: 1734393090547475.jpg (31 KB, 250x251) >>700721590 >mfw told the clerk at the cashier to skip all dialog >he rings me up and goes on with his day >> Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon) 17:30:15 No. 700723465 ► One of the worst corporations to ever exist.

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amazon Anonymous No.703960114 20 minutes ago >be me >go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn) >add my s--- to cart >see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X >claims to deliver your order i 10 minutes or less >think its b------- >free trial so i use it anyway >checkout >10 minutes go by >think "i knew it was too good to be true" >Knock knock, open up the door, it's real >With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel >mfw >X gonna give it to ya >F--- waitin' for you to get it on your own >X gonna deliver to ya 10 replies
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: Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:50:34 No.80104201 THANK GOD, MY FRIENDS ARRIVED IN THIS PARTY WAS REALLY BORING WITHOUT THEM. 1727870054016908.jpg 181 KB JPG >start browsing 4chan in high school >couldn't imagine myself still browsing 4chan in a decade, honestly thought people were lying when they claimed to be 25+ and still on 4chan >now 28 and nothing has changed whatsoever in my life >now I find it hard to believe that 18 year olds are posting on 4chan and think everyone here is my age
: Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)15:50:34 No.80104201 THANK GOD, MY FRIENDS ARRIVED IN THIS PARTY WAS REALLY BORING WITHOUT THEM. 1727870054016908.jpg 181 KB JPG >start browsing 4chan in high school >couldn't imagine myself still browsing 4chan in a decade, honestly thought people were lying when they claimed to be 25+ and still on 4chan >now 28 and nothing has changed whatsoever in my life >now I find it hard to believe that 18 year olds are posting on 4chan and think everyone here is my age

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: Anonymous (ID: mBrdszNf) -- 01/19/25(Sun)17:15:04 No.494692048 images-2025-01-19T184413.001.jpg 20 KB JPG >everyone grows in test tubes instead if wombs >1 man for every 10 woman >robot waifus too >once the patriarchy is restablished forbid women from having careers >prison time for woman if tge judge thinks theyre being bitchy Tech is how the roastie question is addressed
: Anonymous (ID: mBrdszNf) -- 01/19/25(Sun)17:15:04 No.494692048 images-2025-01-19T184413.001.jpg 20 KB JPG >everyone grows in test tubes instead if wombs >1 man for every 10 woman >robot waifus too >once the patriarchy is restablished forbid women from having careers >prison time for woman if tge judge thinks theyre being bitchy Tech is how the roastie question is addressed

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Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 13:56:32 No.207799928 hole.jpg 183 KB JPG >A hole that manifests all your fears if you jump into it What would you have seen? Anonymous >>207799928 (OP) # 01/11/25(Sat) 13:57:51 No.207799949 Two men kissing or being intimate in any form
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File: elep.jpg (459 KB, 1536x2048) >we start to cook and drink Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:56:56 No.26706423 ►>>28706827 >>26706949 >>26707179 >>28707307 >>26709698 >>26711028 >>26714351 >>28717587 Scary story/Urban legend thread? Here's one that happened to me a few months back, I wanna stress that you can literally google this incident if you want proof, although the articles I've been reading have been highly sanitized, which is part of the reason I'm posting this. >be me >South African >going on a trip to Botswana >my sister is marrying a guy who's a game ranger and I'm going on this trip to spend time with the dude and get to know him (I'm supposed to be the best man at the wedding even though we barely know each other) >I arrive after a REALLY long drive >spend first day drinking and driving dirt bikes around, generally having a great time >next day, sister's fiance suggests we go driving around the outskirts of the Okavango Delta in an attempt to see some wildlife >I agree >we go driving around and manage to spot some giraffes, leopard, hippos and some different birds >really fun but insanely f------ hot >no elephants spotted (this comes up later) >eventually we head back to the place we're staying at each night >sister's fiance (I'll just call him John) gets a call as the sun's going down >I notice how weirded out he is by what he's being told on the phone >he hangs up but definitely seems freaked out as we eat dinner >I ask what's up but John just dismisses it >says it's nothing serious >after dinner we start drinking more and more >John starts ranting about his boss >that's who was on the phone >says they found some dead elephants and he wants John to go check it out >John tells him it's too dark to see anything but he'll go tomorrow >John apologises to me, tells me he'll be busy working tomorrow >I say it's no problem >John (kinda drunk) feels really bad, says we're supposed to be bonding but now he's leaving me in a s----- little chalet with no company >night goes on Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:58:21 No.26706437 >>26706442 >after a few more beers John tells me that I should come with him tomorrow >I'm reluctant (I don't love the idea of inspecting dead elephants) >John insists, says they'll go by helicopter >says it'll be much better than driving in the heat >I agree to go along >next day, we eat breakfast and head to a small airstrip >helicopter looks rickety as f--- but I feel like complaining would be rude >there are lots of pre-flight procedures and we end up taking off just after midday >we fly around for about an hour >able to search a huge amount of area really quickly >there's me, John, another ranger, a dude who I think was a ranger-in-training and the pilot >John and other ranger have tranq rifles ready in case they need to inspect a live elephant up close >finally spot something >about 3 elephants lying in the sun >we land a few metres away and hop out >the stench is horrible >flies are everywhere >the corpses are half-rotten and half-eaten >I think it's weird that 3 elephants are dead together but not too shocking beyond that >John and others are discussing something >conversation seemed pretty intense >I try to join the conversation so I don't seem like the silent autist of the group lurking in the background >"uhh, so i'm guessing some poachers shot them huh?" >everyone looks at me and they all seem annoyed >I think they were p----- that John invited a normie who didn't know s--- along with them >eventually John says, "Doesn't seem like poachers, the elephants still have their tusks" >I hadn't thought of that and now I felt like a dumbass >they keep inspecting the bodies and both rangers seemed really interested in one of the smaller ones, it was lying on its side but its face was pointed at an odd angle towards the ground like it had been trying to stick its head in the ground >finally the other ranger suggests we keep looking to see if there are any others Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:59:26 No.26706442 >>25706452 >>26706437 >we get back up into the air and fly around for about another hour >ranger seems really troubled but we see nothing >we land and they have another conversation about what to do next while I just sit awkwardly in the helicopter with my feet hanging out >we have some lunch and John informs me that we're gonna do one more search before heading back as we only have fuel for about another hour (we were flying back and forth so we were only about 45 minutes from the airstrip) >before we finish eating I overhear the ranger tell John that the smaller elephant really seemed like it had a broken neck >I blurt out, "how the f--- does that happen?" >ranger just glares at me and keeps eating >we finish eating and take off again and continue searching >after about 30 minutes the pilot tells us we're heading back and turns towards home but after just 5 minutes the ranger-in-training starts pointing and shouting >lying on the ground near a clearing of trees are about a dozen dead elephants >the sun's going down and the shadows from their corpses are easy to see stretching along the ground >we land nearby and make our way over >smell is even worse than last time and the bodies are ruined >I'm not much of a nature lover so I don't know exactly what animals can do to other animals, even so, I could tell some bodies had been picked at by scavengers. Their stomachs were tom open and intestines spewed out everywhere >again, all the tusks were present Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:00:29 No.26706452 ►>>26706457 >>26706442 >I asked John if maybe somebody had shot at them just for the f--- of it >he says probably not, to kill this many you'd need a helicopter to fire from above and when that happens (like when they're tranq'ed) they form a circle around the younger ones, but these bodies were all spread out over a distance of a kilometer >he then pointed out the state of some of the other bodies >a couple had feet and legs missing which may be possible after being chewed on for a few days but I can't imagine why some lions and hyena's would go for the legs and feet first while leaving the stomach untouched >after some inspecting we all ended up standing around the body of a smaller elephant, maybe a teenager, who was missing its head > don't mean its skin and flesh had been picked off by birds and wild dogs, I mean it's head, neck and right shoulder were gone, like they had been pulled off >also, while this body was smaller, it was still probably a couple tons and twice the height of a human >I actually wondered if someone had magically fed this thing a stick of dynamite or something >at this point John and the other ranger are swearing and ranting about how f----- this all is but I think the rest of us all knew that they were using anger to cover up their growing confusion and worry >after I let them vent a little I ask what we do now >the other ranger snaps at me and says we're gonna go home and try figure out how to explain this to the department of enviromental affairs >we all start to head back to the helicopter when the ranger-in-training says, "what about the hole?" >we all turn and look at him and John says, "what hole?" Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:01:42 No.26706457 ►>>28706466 >>26706452 >the ranger-in-training starts leading us towards a small hill while saying, "I thought you all saw it when we flew overhead" >sure enough, there in the side of this hill is a hole, dug at maybe a 15 or 20 degree angle downward >this thing is f------ massive, it looks like a mole's hill except that it's as big as a subway tunnel >I ask John what I'm looking at, still thinking that this is some natural phenomena I've never heard about but he just mumbles that he has no idea >finally the pilot asks if we're going in >wtfpepe.jpg >what did this man just say? I just look at him like he's a f------ crazy person >Why the f--- would we go in there? >luckily the other ranger says, "nah, it's almost dark, let's just take some pictures and get back, we'll report this and let someone else figure it out >I'm beginning to like this dude >we start walking back >the pilot and I take our time checking the bodies some more because the other three are taking pictures and there's no hurry, although I did feel really creeped out, I didn't say anything >eventually we all end up in the helicopter expect for the ranger who has climbed up a body and is taking his last pictures >for some reason I only notice then how silent it was >no animals except flies which I thought was weird considering how much raw meat was present >as the ranger jumps off the body and starts heading back we all hear a massive grating noise >sounded like something huge was shifting against the sand > immediately assume one of the elephants is still alive and is trying to stand up >we all pile out of the helicopter and make our way towards the noise >I can't see anything because the light's fading fast and the horizon is dotted with giant elephant carcasses >I notice John and the others are making their way up some bodies and I jump onto a nearby, fairly intact corpse to get a vantage point Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:02:52 No.26706466 >>2670647 >>26706457 >as I crest the elephant (never thought I'd type that sentence) I stare out at the black silhouettes lying on the ground against the afternoon sky >for a while I see nothing but suddenly my eyes pick up movement >at first I think it's something coming out of the hole, like a f------ worm from Dune or something and I tactically s--- my pants, then I notice that it seems to be an elephant trying to drag itself into the hole >John and the other ranger are already down the carcasses and heading for the hole and the rest of us are following two, like they had been running away in a full on panic >I'm not sure why, maybe we just wanted to see a living elephant after all these dead ones. I won't pretend it was rational and I can't speak for the others but I just felt like if we saw this thing up close we might be able to get some understanding of what happened here >we all come around the side of a truly massive dead elephant and stare towards the entrance to the hole >at this point the light was dying fast and a lot of detail was lost in the shadow of the tunnel but I swear to God I saw enough to know I wasn't imagining anything >standing at the entrance to the hole is a person, crouched over like a gorilla >the hair was long and matted and they were completely naked, but the real problem was their size >this person was crouched OVER the elephant >their body was actually slightly cramped in this subway-sized hole >the elephant's body looked like big gray dog next to this literal giant >its proportions were completely f----- >it's top half was stretched out and spidery with arms as long as a truck, folded so that it could fit inside the tunnel, ending in these wiry fingers with needle-like claws >meanwhile it's bottom half was stubby and emaciated, this things legs were human enough in appearance (though each was the size of a fully grown man) but they were so withered compared to the rest of it that they almost seemed vestigial Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:03:57 No.26706471 ►>>28703482 >>26706466 >we came to see it just as it was getting back into the tunnel >what had seemed like an elephant crawling into the hole had actually been an elephant body being dragged by the leg into the Earth >we all stood in abject horror as this thing pulled at the elephant's corpse like a sack of potatoes >we hadn't made a sound but at some point it turned its head around, not like it heard something but rather like it was a wild animal checking its surroundings from time to time >its eyes immediately snapped towards us >this thing's face was so f----- up >the eyes were white and milky but I could still tell that it saw us >the nose was upturned like a bat and its mouth hung slightly open as it breathed revealing massive slab-like teeth like something you'd see in a hippo's mouth >they were all crooked and some protruded out at odd angles, but they all looked as hard as steel and I could immediately imagine them tearing through the legs and heads of the bodies we had seen so far >the strangest part was the shape of its head. It seemed disfigured and bulbous, like a fetus's skull >it also bent in on one side more than the other. The best way I can described it is like the lady from the painting in IT, except wider and obviously far larger >the skin was veiny and although its shoulders and back were covered in dirt it was as white as a sheet, almost to the point of being translucent >the skin around its eyes had enough wrinkles to almost act like eyebrows which gave it a very surprised, slightly confused look Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:05:07 No.26706482 ►>>28703494 File: it.jpg (52 KB, 1564x751) >>26706471 >after a split second of confusion this thing's face contorts into a look of absolute rage >it lets out this awful f------ roar >sounds almost like the scream a deaf person might make, sort of low and monotone but it's loud enough that my hands instinctively slam into my ears to try block out the sound and it's too muffled to make out >we all start sprinting towards the helicopter, John's shouting something but my ears are ringing >we all climb into the helicopter in complete terror > strap myself in and look back towards the hole >this giant f------ monster is clawing its way towards us >it's clearly moving as fast as it can but it's still pretty slow >it moves like someone who's paralysed from the waist down >it's back legs are dragging along limply and it's only moving by clawing at the ground and elephant corpses >we all just sit there petrified and stare at it while the pilot starts the helicopter >I remember watching it grab at one of the larger elephants to try use it as an anchor pull itself along >the elephant corpse literally slid towards it >like, a f------ elephant corpse wasn't heavy enough for it to use as a weight >the helicopter starts to lift off and this thing reaches out for us >it's still a long way off but it came a hell of a lot closer than I would've thought possible >its whole body is probably longer than 2 school buses placed end to end >ranger fires his tranq gun at it but I honestly didn't even see if it hit or not, although I'd be amazed if he missed that thing >we don't stay around, pilot turns the helicopter towards home and we shoot back faster than I thought possible >I think I heard another dull roar as we flew away but my ears were still ringing too much to be certain Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:06:24 No.26706494 ►>>28708488 >>26714387 >>28714585>>20714909 >>26706482 >rest of the night was a blur, I don't remember much of the conversations after we landed but I wasn't content with being back at the chalet >I just felt like that thing was still crawling towards us in the night and would eventually smash through the little wooden chalet I was in >I told John I was leaving right away and drove for about 6 hours before pulling into a petrol station and falling asleep in my car >when I woke up the next morning I kept driving until I got home >I got in the shower and just stood there under the water for about an hour >eventually I called John and we spoke for a while about everything that happened >apparently they had got a massive group together to go search the area but when they arrived they only found 8 bodies and the hole had partially collapsed >over the next few weeks John told me about the attempts to track down whatever that thing was but eventually they gave up and some of the other rangers started to think that maybe we all just had a few too many beers and came up with all this s---, apparently he had quite a few arguments over what happened that night >elephant corpses keep showing up near those holes but nobodies willing to go walking into them to see what's inside >after another week or two John quit that job and now he's working as a delivery man You're probably wondering why you haven't heard about this. Well, you can find some stories about it but most of them attribute the deaths to some kind of pandemic that spread through the population. You'll also notice that they omit most of the pictures. They'll only show you pictures of the more intact elephants that you don't wonder how such massive creatures can get pulled limb from limb, and they'll never show you the holes dug in and out of the ground. Here's an article though in case you're interested https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/03/why-are-elephants-dying-the-race-to-solve-the-mystery-of-mass-die-offs-aoe
File: elep.jpg (459 KB, 1536x2048) >we start to cook and drink Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:56:56 No.26706423 ►>>28706827 >>26706949 >>26707179 >>28707307 >>26709698 >>26711028 >>26714351 >>28717587 Scary story/Urban legend thread? Here's one that happened to me a few months back, I wanna stress that you can literally google this incident if you want proof, although the articles I've been reading have been highly sanitized, which is part of the reason I'm posting this. >be me >South African >going on a trip to Botswana >my sister is marrying a guy who's a game ranger and I'm going on this trip to spend time with the dude and get to know him (I'm supposed to be the best man at the wedding even though we barely know each other) >I arrive after a REALLY long drive >spend first day drinking and driving dirt bikes around, generally having a great time >next day, sister's fiance suggests we go driving around the outskirts of the Okavango Delta in an attempt to see some wildlife >I agree >we go driving around and manage to spot some giraffes, leopard, hippos and some different birds >really fun but insanely f------ hot >no elephants spotted (this comes up later) >eventually we head back to the place we're staying at each night >sister's fiance (I'll just call him John) gets a call as the sun's going down >I notice how weirded out he is by what he's being told on the phone >he hangs up but definitely seems freaked out as we eat dinner >I ask what's up but John just dismisses it >says it's nothing serious >after dinner we start drinking more and more >John starts ranting about his boss >that's who was on the phone >says they found some dead elephants and he wants John to go check it out >John tells him it's too dark to see anything but he'll go tomorrow >John apologises to me, tells me he'll be busy working tomorrow >I say it's no problem >John (kinda drunk) feels really bad, says we're supposed to be bonding but now he's leaving me in a s----- little chalet with no company >night goes on Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:58:21 No.26706437 >>26706442 >after a few more beers John tells me that I should come with him tomorrow >I'm reluctant (I don't love the idea of inspecting dead elephants) >John insists, says they'll go by helicopter >says it'll be much better than driving in the heat >I agree to go along >next day, we eat breakfast and head to a small airstrip >helicopter looks rickety as f--- but I feel like complaining would be rude >there are lots of pre-flight procedures and we end up taking off just after midday >we fly around for about an hour >able to search a huge amount of area really quickly >there's me, John, another ranger, a dude who I think was a ranger-in-training and the pilot >John and other ranger have tranq rifles ready in case they need to inspect a live elephant up close >finally spot something >about 3 elephants lying in the sun >we land a few metres away and hop out >the stench is horrible >flies are everywhere >the corpses are half-rotten and half-eaten >I think it's weird that 3 elephants are dead together but not too shocking beyond that >John and others are discussing something >conversation seemed pretty intense >I try to join the conversation so I don't seem like the silent autist of the group lurking in the background >"uhh, so i'm guessing some poachers shot them huh?" >everyone looks at me and they all seem annoyed >I think they were p----- that John invited a normie who didn't know s--- along with them >eventually John says, "Doesn't seem like poachers, the elephants still have their tusks" >I hadn't thought of that and now I felt like a dumbass >they keep inspecting the bodies and both rangers seemed really interested in one of the smaller ones, it was lying on its side but its face was pointed at an odd angle towards the ground like it had been trying to stick its head in the ground >finally the other ranger suggests we keep looking to see if there are any others Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)11:59:26 No.26706442 >>25706452 >>26706437 >we get back up into the air and fly around for about another hour >ranger seems really troubled but we see nothing >we land and they have another conversation about what to do next while I just sit awkwardly in the helicopter with my feet hanging out >we have some lunch and John informs me that we're gonna do one more search before heading back as we only have fuel for about another hour (we were flying back and forth so we were only about 45 minutes from the airstrip) >before we finish eating I overhear the ranger tell John that the smaller elephant really seemed like it had a broken neck >I blurt out, "how the f--- does that happen?" >ranger just glares at me and keeps eating >we finish eating and take off again and continue searching >after about 30 minutes the pilot tells us we're heading back and turns towards home but after just 5 minutes the ranger-in-training starts pointing and shouting >lying on the ground near a clearing of trees are about a dozen dead elephants >the sun's going down and the shadows from their corpses are easy to see stretching along the ground >we land nearby and make our way over >smell is even worse than last time and the bodies are ruined >I'm not much of a nature lover so I don't know exactly what animals can do to other animals, even so, I could tell some bodies had been picked at by scavengers. Their stomachs were tom open and intestines spewed out everywhere >again, all the tusks were present Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:00:29 No.26706452 ►>>26706457 >>26706442 >I asked John if maybe somebody had shot at them just for the f--- of it >he says probably not, to kill this many you'd need a helicopter to fire from above and when that happens (like when they're tranq'ed) they form a circle around the younger ones, but these bodies were all spread out over a distance of a kilometer >he then pointed out the state of some of the other bodies >a couple had feet and legs missing which may be possible after being chewed on for a few days but I can't imagine why some lions and hyena's would go for the legs and feet first while leaving the stomach untouched >after some inspecting we all ended up standing around the body of a smaller elephant, maybe a teenager, who was missing its head > don't mean its skin and flesh had been picked off by birds and wild dogs, I mean it's head, neck and right shoulder were gone, like they had been pulled off >also, while this body was smaller, it was still probably a couple tons and twice the height of a human >I actually wondered if someone had magically fed this thing a stick of dynamite or something >at this point John and the other ranger are swearing and ranting about how f----- this all is but I think the rest of us all knew that they were using anger to cover up their growing confusion and worry >after I let them vent a little I ask what we do now >the other ranger snaps at me and says we're gonna go home and try figure out how to explain this to the department of enviromental affairs >we all start to head back to the helicopter when the ranger-in-training says, "what about the hole?" >we all turn and look at him and John says, "what hole?" Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:01:42 No.26706457 ►>>28706466 >>26706452 >the ranger-in-training starts leading us towards a small hill while saying, "I thought you all saw it when we flew overhead" >sure enough, there in the side of this hill is a hole, dug at maybe a 15 or 20 degree angle downward >this thing is f------ massive, it looks like a mole's hill except that it's as big as a subway tunnel >I ask John what I'm looking at, still thinking that this is some natural phenomena I've never heard about but he just mumbles that he has no idea >finally the pilot asks if we're going in >wtfpepe.jpg >what did this man just say? I just look at him like he's a f------ crazy person >Why the f--- would we go in there? >luckily the other ranger says, "nah, it's almost dark, let's just take some pictures and get back, we'll report this and let someone else figure it out >I'm beginning to like this dude >we start walking back >the pilot and I take our time checking the bodies some more because the other three are taking pictures and there's no hurry, although I did feel really creeped out, I didn't say anything >eventually we all end up in the helicopter expect for the ranger who has climbed up a body and is taking his last pictures >for some reason I only notice then how silent it was >no animals except flies which I thought was weird considering how much raw meat was present >as the ranger jumps off the body and starts heading back we all hear a massive grating noise >sounded like something huge was shifting against the sand > immediately assume one of the elephants is still alive and is trying to stand up >we all pile out of the helicopter and make our way towards the noise >I can't see anything because the light's fading fast and the horizon is dotted with giant elephant carcasses >I notice John and the others are making their way up some bodies and I jump onto a nearby, fairly intact corpse to get a vantage point Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:02:52 No.26706466 >>2670647 >>26706457 >as I crest the elephant (never thought I'd type that sentence) I stare out at the black silhouettes lying on the ground against the afternoon sky >for a while I see nothing but suddenly my eyes pick up movement >at first I think it's something coming out of the hole, like a f------ worm from Dune or something and I tactically s--- my pants, then I notice that it seems to be an elephant trying to drag itself into the hole >John and the other ranger are already down the carcasses and heading for the hole and the rest of us are following two, like they had been running away in a full on panic >I'm not sure why, maybe we just wanted to see a living elephant after all these dead ones. I won't pretend it was rational and I can't speak for the others but I just felt like if we saw this thing up close we might be able to get some understanding of what happened here >we all come around the side of a truly massive dead elephant and stare towards the entrance to the hole >at this point the light was dying fast and a lot of detail was lost in the shadow of the tunnel but I swear to God I saw enough to know I wasn't imagining anything >standing at the entrance to the hole is a person, crouched over like a gorilla >the hair was long and matted and they were completely naked, but the real problem was their size >this person was crouched OVER the elephant >their body was actually slightly cramped in this subway-sized hole >the elephant's body looked like big gray dog next to this literal giant >its proportions were completely f----- >it's top half was stretched out and spidery with arms as long as a truck, folded so that it could fit inside the tunnel, ending in these wiry fingers with needle-like claws >meanwhile it's bottom half was stubby and emaciated, this things legs were human enough in appearance (though each was the size of a fully grown man) but they were so withered compared to the rest of it that they almost seemed vestigial Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:03:57 No.26706471 ►>>28703482 >>26706466 >we came to see it just as it was getting back into the tunnel >what had seemed like an elephant crawling into the hole had actually been an elephant body being dragged by the leg into the Earth >we all stood in abject horror as this thing pulled at the elephant's corpse like a sack of potatoes >we hadn't made a sound but at some point it turned its head around, not like it heard something but rather like it was a wild animal checking its surroundings from time to time >its eyes immediately snapped towards us >this thing's face was so f----- up >the eyes were white and milky but I could still tell that it saw us >the nose was upturned like a bat and its mouth hung slightly open as it breathed revealing massive slab-like teeth like something you'd see in a hippo's mouth >they were all crooked and some protruded out at odd angles, but they all looked as hard as steel and I could immediately imagine them tearing through the legs and heads of the bodies we had seen so far >the strangest part was the shape of its head. It seemed disfigured and bulbous, like a fetus's skull >it also bent in on one side more than the other. The best way I can described it is like the lady from the painting in IT, except wider and obviously far larger >the skin was veiny and although its shoulders and back were covered in dirt it was as white as a sheet, almost to the point of being translucent >the skin around its eyes had enough wrinkles to almost act like eyebrows which gave it a very surprised, slightly confused look Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:05:07 No.26706482 ►>>28703494 File: it.jpg (52 KB, 1564x751) >>26706471 >after a split second of confusion this thing's face contorts into a look of absolute rage >it lets out this awful f------ roar >sounds almost like the scream a deaf person might make, sort of low and monotone but it's loud enough that my hands instinctively slam into my ears to try block out the sound and it's too muffled to make out >we all start sprinting towards the helicopter, John's shouting something but my ears are ringing >we all climb into the helicopter in complete terror > strap myself in and look back towards the hole >this giant f------ monster is clawing its way towards us >it's clearly moving as fast as it can but it's still pretty slow >it moves like someone who's paralysed from the waist down >it's back legs are dragging along limply and it's only moving by clawing at the ground and elephant corpses >we all just sit there petrified and stare at it while the pilot starts the helicopter >I remember watching it grab at one of the larger elephants to try use it as an anchor pull itself along >the elephant corpse literally slid towards it >like, a f------ elephant corpse wasn't heavy enough for it to use as a weight >the helicopter starts to lift off and this thing reaches out for us >it's still a long way off but it came a hell of a lot closer than I would've thought possible >its whole body is probably longer than 2 school buses placed end to end >ranger fires his tranq gun at it but I honestly didn't even see if it hit or not, although I'd be amazed if he missed that thing >we don't stay around, pilot turns the helicopter towards home and we shoot back faster than I thought possible >I think I heard another dull roar as we flew away but my ears were still ringing too much to be certain Anonymous 11/13/20(Fri)12:06:24 No.26706494 ►>>28708488 >>26714387 >>28714585>>20714909 >>26706482 >rest of the night was a blur, I don't remember much of the conversations after we landed but I wasn't content with being back at the chalet >I just felt like that thing was still crawling towards us in the night and would eventually smash through the little wooden chalet I was in >I told John I was leaving right away and drove for about 6 hours before pulling into a petrol station and falling asleep in my car >when I woke up the next morning I kept driving until I got home >I got in the shower and just stood there under the water for about an hour >eventually I called John and we spoke for a while about everything that happened >apparently they had got a massive group together to go search the area but when they arrived they only found 8 bodies and the hole had partially collapsed >over the next few weeks John told me about the attempts to track down whatever that thing was but eventually they gave up and some of the other rangers started to think that maybe we all just had a few too many beers and came up with all this s---, apparently he had quite a few arguments over what happened that night >elephant corpses keep showing up near those holes but nobodies willing to go walking into them to see what's inside >after another week or two John quit that job and now he's working as a delivery man You're probably wondering why you haven't heard about this. Well, you can find some stories about it but most of them attribute the deaths to some kind of pandemic that spread through the population. You'll also notice that they omit most of the pictures. They'll only show you pictures of the more intact elephants that you don't wonder how such massive creatures can get pulled limb from limb, and they'll never show you the holes dug in and out of the ground. Here's an article though in case you're interested https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/sep/03/why-are-elephants-dying-the-race-to-solve-the-mystery-of-mass-die-offs-aoe

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01/18/25(Sat) 12:49:06 No.494628694 RUMP 2024 Why did she lose.jpg 163 KB JPG Now that we've had time to reflect, why did she get BTFO? >Was it her lack of preparation? >Was it because Biden snaked her? >Her cringe coconut memes? >Her alcoholism?
01/18/25(Sat) 12:49:06 No.494628694 RUMP 2024 Why did she lose.jpg 163 KB JPG Now that we've had time to reflect, why did she get BTFO? >Was it her lack of preparation? >Was it because Biden snaked her? >Her cringe coconut memes? >Her alcoholism?

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: QKv9NeYD) I⭑I 01/19/25(Sun)23:37:55 No.494694484 >China blocks every single western website >This is OK >US blocks one of theirs for being fake and gay >This is wrong >Same with tariffs and everything else Liberalism is gay, f--- China and f--- their websites. Block them all.
⠀ Anonymous (ID: QKv9NeYD) I⭑I 01/19/25(Sun)23:37:55 No.494694484 >China blocks every single western website >This is OK >US blocks one of theirs for being fake and gay >This is wrong >Same with tariffs and everything else Liberalism is gay, f--- China and f--- their websites. Block them all.

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: Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 11:44:23 No.657150776 DENER OPEN 24 HRS ROSWELL BOWL OLYM Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it
: Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 11:44:23 No.657150776 DENER OPEN 24 HRS ROSWELL BOWL OLYM Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it

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we wuz ninjas n shiet タイロン様、お願いします!! 今年の食料はこれで全部です!まだ飢 えていま Tyrone-sama please!! That is all the food that we have for this year! We still starve Tyrone-sama stop!!!
we wuz ninjas n shiet タイロン様、お願いします!! 今年の食料はこれで全部です!まだ飢 えていま Tyrone-sama please!! That is all the food that we have for this year! We still starve Tyrone-sama stop!!!

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: Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)02:01:30 No.70051407 ha.png 1.95 MB PNG Who is the best videogame hag?
: Anonymous 01/18/25(Sat)02:01:30 No.70051407 ha.png 1.95 MB PNG Who is the best videogame hag?

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LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES ? X maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'p------------'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?
LOONEY TOONS LOONEY TUNES ? X maxresdefault.jpg 275 KB JPG Occassionally my parents call me 'waste of space', 'loser' or 'p------------'. It's unnerving because my actual name is Mark. Is this the Mandildo effect?

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>somewhere around 2022 >be in a hangout with friends, we're a group of like 6 guys, all mid 20's >it's already a bit late in the hangout >we're somewhat drunk and stop playing the card game we were playing >they switch to begin talking about their sex stories >they know I'm unexperienced >uh oh, embarrasment coming, hopefully they'll not acknowledge me (I absolutely dread this in hangouts) >I begin sobering up involuntarly because I'm nervous they'll pick on me >one friend, who's attractive and neurotypical, starts saying his story >this was when he was in college, he was studying Sports Science at the time >in one of his many pratical classes, in one Judo class (perks of being in his course), he had to be in a pair to have a fight >got paired up with one random girl from his class >they start fighting >the fight was going normal, when suddenly the girl makes a bold physical move and actually hurts him, to the point of him bleeding >girl panics, she's worried and immediately checks on him, and makes sure he's fine >then she asks "what can I do to compensate?" >later that day, they went to the college bathroom, made out, and then she gave him a b------ >literally like something straight out of p--- >from that night, I just remember being completely bummed out after I heard that >would have preferred they had picked on on me Ah, sweet normie lives... they live in a completely different galaxy than me I swear to god
>somewhere around 2022 >be in a hangout with friends, we're a group of like 6 guys, all mid 20's >it's already a bit late in the hangout >we're somewhat drunk and stop playing the card game we were playing >they switch to begin talking about their sex stories >they know I'm unexperienced >uh oh, embarrasment coming, hopefully they'll not acknowledge me (I absolutely dread this in hangouts) >I begin sobering up involuntarly because I'm nervous they'll pick on me >one friend, who's attractive and neurotypical, starts saying his story >this was when he was in college, he was studying Sports Science at the time >in one of his many pratical classes, in one Judo class (perks of being in his course), he had to be in a pair to have a fight >got paired up with one random girl from his class >they start fighting >the fight was going normal, when suddenly the girl makes a bold physical move and actually hurts him, to the point of him bleeding >girl panics, she's worried and immediately checks on him, and makes sure he's fine >then she asks "what can I do to compensate?" >later that day, they went to the college bathroom, made out, and then she gave him a b------ >literally like something straight out of p--- >from that night, I just remember being completely bummed out after I heard that >would have preferred they had picked on on me Ah, sweet normie lives... they live in a completely different galaxy than me I swear to god

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06:35 57m (01/19/25 05:37) 39663259.2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 271KB (680x435) f--- this s--- man.png 1 Reply WOJAK M Vo)) Vill 82% >be me >sub-average dude, solid 4/10 on a good day, maybe 3/10 after overtime at s----- fastfood job >uncle from mom's side croaks a few months back >used to visit me as a kid, always gave me weird, old-timey gifts like clocks and random junk on my birthdays >never gave me any normal kids stuff but we had a good relationship even if we did not talk much to each other >inherit some cash along with this big perfectly circular mirror >looks like nothing special >has a little bit of gold surrounding it >out of respect, hang it up in my livingroom >lord knows my old dirty ass mirror which I was always too lazy to clean needed to be put out of its misery >first few months nothing happens >life went on with just the fact that my uncle was no more >follow my daily routine like always >wake up, eat food, brush teeth, change clothes, check myself out in the living room mirror, go to work, come home around 6, go to bed at 10 >a few weeks ago is where it began >becky, the bitch, could not show up at her afternoon shift due to "family matters" >appointed to cover for her >well at least I get paid for it >deal with s----- f------ c--- sucker customers bitching all the god damn time >finally free of this hell >come home around 10-11 >feel like death warmed over, still smell like fries and sadness >glance at the mirror while getting ready for bed >stop dead in my tracks > reflection's still me, but it's better >sharper jawline >clearer skin, no acne, no bags under my eyes >skin's glowing like I've been moisturizing with some expensive crap >eyes look... brighter, less tired, like I actually slept >hair's fuller, doesn't look like I just crawled out of a fryer >I look like a whole different person >still me, but... way better cont. 57m (01/19/25 05:38) 39663266 1 Reply >>39663259 (OP) >think maybe I'm so exhausted I'm hallucinating >next morning, check the mirror again >nope, back to regular 4/10 face >chalk it up to bad lighting >days go by, but I can't stop thinking about it >start catching myself staring into the mirror whenever I come home >at first, nothing changes >finally let it go and just accept I must have been hallucinating or something >woke up this yesterday night with a dry mouth >go downstairs >get into the kitchen and pour myself a glass of water >while im drinking it I walk into the living room >looking back I don't even know why I did it >look in the mirror >there I am again >the better version of me >nearly choke on the water >cant help but stare at myself >start f------ around >making silly faces and s--- >accidentally spill the water accidentally on my shirt >look down at my shirt for a split second >mutter to myself >look annoyed back into the mirror >heart skips a beat >my reflection had the ever so slightest smirk > got chills, and every hair on my body stood up >f------ dash out of the room >could not catch a single god damn minute of sleep >covered it today >im still up at 1 AM writing this Am I going f------ crazy? Has the wagie life finally broken me? 7m (01/19/25 06:27) 39663673 >>39663266 Ask him how he became like this Channel the shizophrenia positively
06:35 57m (01/19/25 05:37) 39663259.2 Re - 0 Img PNG - 271KB (680x435) f--- this s--- man.png 1 Reply WOJAK M Vo)) Vill 82% >be me >sub-average dude, solid 4/10 on a good day, maybe 3/10 after overtime at s----- fastfood job >uncle from mom's side croaks a few months back >used to visit me as a kid, always gave me weird, old-timey gifts like clocks and random junk on my birthdays >never gave me any normal kids stuff but we had a good relationship even if we did not talk much to each other >inherit some cash along with this big perfectly circular mirror >looks like nothing special >has a little bit of gold surrounding it >out of respect, hang it up in my livingroom >lord knows my old dirty ass mirror which I was always too lazy to clean needed to be put out of its misery >first few months nothing happens >life went on with just the fact that my uncle was no more >follow my daily routine like always >wake up, eat food, brush teeth, change clothes, check myself out in the living room mirror, go to work, come home around 6, go to bed at 10 >a few weeks ago is where it began >becky, the bitch, could not show up at her afternoon shift due to "family matters" >appointed to cover for her >well at least I get paid for it >deal with s----- f------ c--- sucker customers bitching all the god damn time >finally free of this hell >come home around 10-11 >feel like death warmed over, still smell like fries and sadness >glance at the mirror while getting ready for bed >stop dead in my tracks > reflection's still me, but it's better >sharper jawline >clearer skin, no acne, no bags under my eyes >skin's glowing like I've been moisturizing with some expensive crap >eyes look... brighter, less tired, like I actually slept >hair's fuller, doesn't look like I just crawled out of a fryer >I look like a whole different person >still me, but... way better cont. 57m (01/19/25 05:38) 39663266 1 Reply >>39663259 (OP) >think maybe I'm so exhausted I'm hallucinating >next morning, check the mirror again >nope, back to regular 4/10 face >chalk it up to bad lighting >days go by, but I can't stop thinking about it >start catching myself staring into the mirror whenever I come home >at first, nothing changes >finally let it go and just accept I must have been hallucinating or something >woke up this yesterday night with a dry mouth >go downstairs >get into the kitchen and pour myself a glass of water >while im drinking it I walk into the living room >looking back I don't even know why I did it >look in the mirror >there I am again >the better version of me >nearly choke on the water >cant help but stare at myself >start f------ around >making silly faces and s--- >accidentally spill the water accidentally on my shirt >look down at my shirt for a split second >mutter to myself >look annoyed back into the mirror >heart skips a beat >my reflection had the ever so slightest smirk > got chills, and every hair on my body stood up >f------ dash out of the room >could not catch a single god damn minute of sleep >covered it today >im still up at 1 AM writing this Am I going f------ crazy? Has the wagie life finally broken me? 7m (01/19/25 06:27) 39663673 >>39663266 Ask him how he became like this Channel the shizophrenia positively

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