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: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)23:14:57 No.65324715 4chan thread >spend all day on 4chan >make as many threads as possible ok HER several boards >barely any replies, they 404 >still make more threads >still no replies 296 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)23:14:57 No.65324715 4chan thread >spend all day on 4chan >make as many threads as possible ok HER several boards >barely any replies, they 404 >still make more threads >still no replies 296 KB JPG

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Anon got probably the worst date | /r/Greentext

22m (9/11 2:40) · 862836096 2 Re· 1 Img · PNG 227KB (1120 × 1024) 1Reply >Be me >Born on 9/11 >Was celebrating my 5th birthday when it happened 19m (9/11 2:43) ·862836223 PNG 91KB · (300 × 300) 1Reply >>862836096 (OP) Happy birthday! :) 18m (9/11 2:45) · 862836286 >>862836223 Thanks man.
22m (9/11 2:40) · 862836096 2 Re· 1 Img · PNG 227KB (1120 × 1024) 1Reply >Be me >Born on 9/11 >Was celebrating my 5th birthday when it happened 19m (9/11 2:43) ·862836223 PNG 91KB · (300 × 300) 1Reply >>862836096 (OP) Happy birthday! :) 18m (9/11 2:45) · 862836286 >>862836223 Thanks man.

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All in the Family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)23:02:01 No.65263413 >older sister-in-law comes to move in with family for a few months >she takes some selfies of us together, she calls me hot out of nowhere >proceeds to verbally abuse me the rest of the time she's here 9 KB JPG Do I initiate the sex?
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)23:02:01 No.65263413 >older sister-in-law comes to move in with family for a few months >she takes some selfies of us together, she calls me hot out of nowhere >proceeds to verbally abuse me the rest of the time she's here 9 KB JPG Do I initiate the sex?

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anon got bigger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:05:52 No.63410681 >be me >been goin to the gym more >qt3.14 from High School messages me saying ive gotten bigger >mirin.jpg >says she wants to hook up >starts messaging me about how she's into r--- play and wants me to pretend to r--- her by "breaking" into her house with a key she gave 809 KB GIF me >pretty kinky >find out yesterday her last boyfriend has been arrested for r--- >look through his old facebook and see his last posts were begging his family to believe he wasnt a r----- and that she consented Do I take the risk bros? Ive never had sex before this situation cant be that strange can it? : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:07:01 No.63410696 9 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:05:52 No.63410681 >be me >been goin to the gym more >qt3.14 from High School messages me saying ive gotten bigger >mirin.jpg >says she wants to hook up >starts messaging me about how she's into r--- play and wants me to pretend to r--- her by "breaking" into her house with a key she gave 809 KB GIF me >pretty kinky >find out yesterday her last boyfriend has been arrested for r--- >look through his old facebook and see his last posts were begging his family to believe he wasnt a r----- and that she consented Do I take the risk bros? Ive never had sex before this situation cant be that strange can it? : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:07:01 No.63410696 9 KB JPG

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Anon likes shamrock shakes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)02:05:09 No.65324656 alright c----, haven't created a thread on 4chan in like 10+ years, but I just found an insanely old png I made, chronicling one of the most sperg moments of my life. it's not the craziest story ever but here ya he l, h in Tng a t de i go. >be me 575 KB PNG >kissless virgin, first year of college >hate life and self, the usual >it's Saint Patrick's day >at school randomly talking to a girl I had a big crush on >point out cheekily that she isn't wearing any green today >"| am" >She proceeds to lift up her shirt to show off her mint green colored bra >first time l've ever seen a chick's bra like that in real life >l am way too f------ sperg to react >blurt out "Wow it looks like a Shamrock Shake" >she says what >"Oh um nothing" >Sperg out of there fast >Hour or so later in a class >Completely zoned out, having an insane existential crisis >Genuinely unsure if it that actually even happened, or if I imagined it in some schizo virgin delusion >question reality for rest of the day, get zero sleep that night >did I really compare it to a f------ shamrock shake Fast forward many years to like two months ago: >get a new job >second day, get an instagram message from the bra- showing crush >it's a picture of the table I ate lunch at like twenty min ago >she works at my new job, she recognized me but I didn't for her >partially cause of masks also she gained like 50 pounds lol >now I see her everyday >and now Today I find this f------ png reminding me of all of this, freaking the f--- out >still genuinely unsure if it was real, not sure if I should ask her if she showed her f------ bra to me in college >my past retardation is coming back to haunt me pic related is part of the png
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)02:05:09 No.65324656 alright c----, haven't created a thread on 4chan in like 10+ years, but I just found an insanely old png I made, chronicling one of the most sperg moments of my life. it's not the craziest story ever but here ya he l, h in Tng a t de i go. >be me 575 KB PNG >kissless virgin, first year of college >hate life and self, the usual >it's Saint Patrick's day >at school randomly talking to a girl I had a big crush on >point out cheekily that she isn't wearing any green today >"| am" >She proceeds to lift up her shirt to show off her mint green colored bra >first time l've ever seen a chick's bra like that in real life >l am way too f------ sperg to react >blurt out "Wow it looks like a Shamrock Shake" >she says what >"Oh um nothing" >Sperg out of there fast >Hour or so later in a class >Completely zoned out, having an insane existential crisis >Genuinely unsure if it that actually even happened, or if I imagined it in some schizo virgin delusion >question reality for rest of the day, get zero sleep that night >did I really compare it to a f------ shamrock shake Fast forward many years to like two months ago: >get a new job >second day, get an instagram message from the bra- showing crush >it's a picture of the table I ate lunch at like twenty min ago >she works at my new job, she recognized me but I didn't for her >partially cause of masks also she gained like 50 pounds lol >now I see her everyday >and now Today I find this f------ png reminding me of all of this, freaking the f--- out >still genuinely unsure if it was real, not sure if I should ask her if she showed her f------ bra to me in college >my past retardation is coming back to haunt me pic related is part of the png

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Grin and bear it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)08:48:04 No.65327244 >be me >have a big smile >some girls in round glasses with no lenses ask me to smile >do it >they laugh This has happend way too many times, what the f--- am I doing 86 KB JPG wrong? My confidence jumps off a cliff when this happens
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)08:48:04 No.65327244 >be me >have a big smile >some girls in round glasses with no lenses ask me to smile >do it >they laugh This has happend way too many times, what the f--- am I doing 86 KB JPG wrong? My confidence jumps off a cliff when this happens

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Failed state | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)09:34:03 No.65327630 >my life has been a series of un- optimized plays and events >nobody taught me how the game was meant to be played >now I'm playing with a f----- up save state and it feels way worse to try to scramble and make due with this s----- position than to 8 KB JPG start off with a clean slate >it doesn't feel good and this is so f------ bothering being this behind
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)09:34:03 No.65327630 >my life has been a series of un- optimized plays and events >nobody taught me how the game was meant to be played >now I'm playing with a f----- up save state and it feels way worse to try to scramble and make due with this s----- position than to 8 KB JPG start off with a clean slate >it doesn't feel good and this is so f------ bothering being this behind

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Anon is Lovin’ It | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)13:06:04 No.63322782 >getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >l say "yup" >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" 90 KB PNG >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >l say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.
: Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)13:06:04 No.63322782 >getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >l say "yup" >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" 90 KB PNG >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >l say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.

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Anon is a shit machine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/19(Wed)23:18:56 No.798727633 >take massive s--- >wipe >all is good orsoithought.jpg >sitting at desk, smell s--- smell 110 KB JPG >feel something sticky on ass >F--- >go to bathroom, check underwear >massive f------ s--- stain >What the f--- >I literally wiped my ass i don't understand >spend 20 min in bathroom wiping my ass, no matter how much I wipe there's still s--- coming off of my ass I'm still in the bathroom /b/, what do I do? I'm still getting s--- particles after every wipe
: Anonymous 05/01/19(Wed)23:18:56 No.798727633 >take massive s--- >wipe >all is good orsoithought.jpg >sitting at desk, smell s--- smell 110 KB JPG >feel something sticky on ass >F--- >go to bathroom, check underwear >massive f------ s--- stain >What the f--- >I literally wiped my ass i don't understand >spend 20 min in bathroom wiping my ass, no matter how much I wipe there's still s--- coming off of my ass I'm still in the bathroom /b/, what do I do? I'm still getting s--- particles after every wipe

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Anon was a wee lad... | /r/Greentext

File: 1622149495700.jpg (247 KB, 705x527) O Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:19:19 No.862769237 Damn /b/. I f----- up. >/b/ me waaaay back to when I was a wee lad >playing hide and seek with all the other kids >find really nice hiding spot in bushes. >uh-oh gotta pee >unzip.jpg >hear rustling behind me >suzie, my crush, is there and seeing me standing up peeing. >she asks what im doing >i tell her im peeing >she asks to watch >i say only if I can watch her pee too >she said thats fine but me first >tough negotiator.png >she walks around and sees my schlong. >it starts getting hard with excitement >shes about to grab it >suddenly I hear from the distance "Hey W-- is going on over there?" >zip up and run out of the bushes. >jump in my car and floor it Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:26:36 No.862769602 >wee lad >hopped in my car and floored it O Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:28:17 No.862769689 File: epstein.jpg (96 KB, 1200x675) put me in the screenshot sup reddit
File: 1622149495700.jpg (247 KB, 705x527) O Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:19:19 No.862769237 Damn /b/. I f----- up. >/b/ me waaaay back to when I was a wee lad >playing hide and seek with all the other kids >find really nice hiding spot in bushes. >uh-oh gotta pee >unzip.jpg >hear rustling behind me >suzie, my crush, is there and seeing me standing up peeing. >she asks what im doing >i tell her im peeing >she asks to watch >i say only if I can watch her pee too >she said thats fine but me first >tough negotiator.png >she walks around and sees my schlong. >it starts getting hard with excitement >shes about to grab it >suddenly I hear from the distance "Hey W-- is going on over there?" >zip up and run out of the bushes. >jump in my car and floor it Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:26:36 No.862769602 >wee lad >hopped in my car and floored it O Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)20:28:17 No.862769689 File: epstein.jpg (96 KB, 1200x675) put me in the screenshot sup reddit

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Anon is tried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)18:31:18 No.862810678 >be me >f--- an irl loli >bitch rats me out >l explain to the cops that they are being moralfags and that I'm not a 42 KB JPG p-------- >l get detained >trail tomorrow >represent myself because all the attorneys can't stand the smell of my new p---- >(MtF just had surgery) >I represent myself >trail comes >prosecution shows the judge a sampling of the 2 terabytes of loli/irl loli p--- >l explain that the prosecution was a bunch of betas and that irl loli p--- isn't wrong because it doesn't hurt anyone >prosecution calls the irl loli I f----- to the stand >she testifies that I r---- her and that she hasn't been able to control her boules ever since >cross examination starts >I start ranting about how she's a lying bitch and I want to see her c---- to prove her claims >she starts having a PTSD flashback and a panic attack >l start having an autism attack >gavel slams >Judge says he's heard enough and is ready to make a verdict >He says that it's clear to him that the prosecution are being massive moralfags and should go back to Facebook >based judge >l get acquitted >go back to moderating 82 discord servers and 53 subreddits >wholesome reddit moment
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)18:31:18 No.862810678 >be me >f--- an irl loli >bitch rats me out >l explain to the cops that they are being moralfags and that I'm not a 42 KB JPG p-------- >l get detained >trail tomorrow >represent myself because all the attorneys can't stand the smell of my new p---- >(MtF just had surgery) >I represent myself >trail comes >prosecution shows the judge a sampling of the 2 terabytes of loli/irl loli p--- >l explain that the prosecution was a bunch of betas and that irl loli p--- isn't wrong because it doesn't hurt anyone >prosecution calls the irl loli I f----- to the stand >she testifies that I r---- her and that she hasn't been able to control her boules ever since >cross examination starts >I start ranting about how she's a lying bitch and I want to see her c---- to prove her claims >she starts having a PTSD flashback and a panic attack >l start having an autism attack >gavel slams >Judge says he's heard enough and is ready to make a verdict >He says that it's clear to him that the prosecution are being massive moralfags and should go back to Facebook >based judge >l get acquitted >go back to moderating 82 discord servers and 53 subreddits >wholesome reddit moment

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Anon uses GNU/Linux | /r/Greentext

SLEEK'N'TEARS giga.jpg 39 KB JPG >search tutorial on specific concept on youtube >open video >hear thick Indian accent >ctrl+alt+t >shutdown -h now
SLEEK'N'TEARS giga.jpg 39 KB JPG >search tutorial on specific concept on youtube >open video >hear thick Indian accent >ctrl+alt+t >shutdown -h now

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: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups 35 KB JPG
: Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups 35 KB JPG

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

2h 53075044·3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) 2. >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone •..
2h 53075044·3 Replies 6 Re 1 Img JPG 30KB (660 x 574) 2. >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone •..

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Anon gets a dollar | /r/Greentext

Satan Gave Me A Dollart Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)08:50:34 No.29716702 [Reply] >>29717208 Homeless guy gave me a dollar today. Pretty sure he was Satan. Didn't promise anything. How do I reneg on the contract? ??? O Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)10:20:20 No.29717208 >>29716702 (OP) As long as there was no statement you're safe. Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)11:37:05 No.29717547 >be homeless >have one dollar >see anon >look at them poor guy oh Lord have mercy of this miserable soul >give dólar to anon >don't eat that day >get called Satan praise kek
Satan Gave Me A Dollart Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)08:50:34 No.29716702 [Reply] >>29717208 Homeless guy gave me a dollar today. Pretty sure he was Satan. Didn't promise anything. How do I reneg on the contract? ??? O Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)10:20:20 No.29717208 >>29716702 (OP) As long as there was no statement you're safe. Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)11:37:05 No.29717547 >be homeless >have one dollar >see anon >look at them poor guy oh Lord have mercy of this miserable soul >give dólar to anon >don't eat that day >get called Satan praise kek

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Anon spergs out. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)21:13:11 No.862752671 >be talking to a girl >she mentions the word "boyfriend" >0.0062 nanoseconds later my facial muscles start twitching uncontrollably >she gets creeped out Every. F------. Time. 554 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)21:19:29 No.862753004 >>862752671 (OP) # Be a f------ stud and tell her “that's cute," and continue. It's only worked once before, but at the same time, I've been recognized in public as "that ass hole," so plat your cards nicely
: Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)21:13:11 No.862752671 >be talking to a girl >she mentions the word "boyfriend" >0.0062 nanoseconds later my facial muscles start twitching uncontrollably >she gets creeped out Every. F------. Time. 554 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)21:19:29 No.862753004 >>862752671 (OP) # Be a f------ stud and tell her “that's cute," and continue. It's only worked once before, but at the same time, I've been recognized in public as "that ass hole," so plat your cards nicely

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The thug life chose Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/19(Tue)16:07:53 No.791847335 >be me >12 (19 now) >met this m----- filipino kid who's also 12 >we played with bb guns >l pretended that his bb gun broke >i told him i can fix it >he said thank you happily 10 KB JPG >he said "where do you live?" >points at random house >m----- f-- said ok ill wait for you >I ran fast >M----- shouts "where are you going?" >Kept running >Im now in my house >l just stole a bbgun >yay View Thread
: Anonymous 02/05/19(Tue)16:07:53 No.791847335 >be me >12 (19 now) >met this m----- filipino kid who's also 12 >we played with bb guns >l pretended that his bb gun broke >i told him i can fix it >he said thank you happily 10 KB JPG >he said "where do you live?" >points at random house >m----- f-- said ok ill wait for you >I ran fast >M----- shouts "where are you going?" >Kept running >Im now in my house >l just stole a bbgun >yay View Thread

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Anon has Chinese privilege | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 No.80643647 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager BLACK LIVES MATTER for first time > see pic related on her wall > asks me if like her poster > smile and node 30 KB JPG > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi
: Anonymous 03/14/21(Sun)14:42:15 No.80643647 > first day at office in 12 months > walk in to meet new manager BLACK LIVES MATTER for first time > see pic related on her wall > asks me if like her poster > smile and node 30 KB JPG > "Amazing anon! We will get on great! Great that we can check-out our white privilege and leave it at the door" > tell her I am 75% Chinese and don't have white privilege > She tells me we all have some degree of white privilege > I smile and leave > Report her and what just happened to HR > HR is Chinese descent > White privilege lady get fire > See her packing things into box > tell her not to forget her white privilege > watch her burst into tears > feel slightly guilty > push 35 commits, feel better > go home and eat sushi

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