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: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)13:56:12 No.74529596 >already am 22 >mentally dumb and stupid and slow >everyone bullying me saud im like a cow but im not fat >will never be independent >cant work a job >easily cry >short 165cm my only good trait is im apparently cute but otherwise i live for nothing and will die a loser how do i cheer up not even my favourite cartoons or games help me anymore this realisation that i am a big drain on my mom is too much
: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)13:56:12 No.74529596 >already am 22 >mentally dumb and stupid and slow >everyone bullying me saud im like a cow but im not fat >will never be independent >cant work a job >easily cry >short 165cm my only good trait is im apparently cute but otherwise i live for nothing and will die a loser how do i cheer up not even my favourite cartoons or games help me anymore this realisation that i am a big drain on my mom is too much

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O Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)12:46:50 No.905025296 ► >>905025794 >>905052799 >grow up dirt poor in Nicaragua >mom's a prostitute, dad left for work in Mexico and never came back >be like 8 or 9 (m) >mom brings home a guy who catches an interest in me >I suck his c--- a couple times a week to pay our bills >after a few months he asks for more >mom agrees, if he pays for me to go to school >school is like a 30 minute drive away but we don't have a car >I go to live with him cause it's a 20 minutes walk to school >he f---- my ass nearly every day for 4 years, except when I go home to see my mom on weekends >gets increasingly kinky and weird >spanking me a lot >peeing on me >making me lick his toes and his a------ >putting things in my ass >forcing me to c-- a lot >some times he kept me chained to his bed >quit school to work on mining equipment at 14 and move out >couple years later >hook up with cute white tourist from the states >get her pregnant >move to the states to raise the kid I've been here 12 years and It's been the best thing that ever happened to anyone in my family and I don't get f----- in the ass anymore. >mfw I still work on mining equipment but now I have health insurance
O Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)12:46:50 No.905025296 ► >>905025794 >>905052799 >grow up dirt poor in Nicaragua >mom's a prostitute, dad left for work in Mexico and never came back >be like 8 or 9 (m) >mom brings home a guy who catches an interest in me >I suck his c--- a couple times a week to pay our bills >after a few months he asks for more >mom agrees, if he pays for me to go to school >school is like a 30 minute drive away but we don't have a car >I go to live with him cause it's a 20 minutes walk to school >he f---- my ass nearly every day for 4 years, except when I go home to see my mom on weekends >gets increasingly kinky and weird >spanking me a lot >peeing on me >making me lick his toes and his a------ >putting things in my ass >forcing me to c-- a lot >some times he kept me chained to his bed >quit school to work on mining equipment at 14 and move out >couple years later >hook up with cute white tourist from the states >get her pregnant >move to the states to raise the kid I've been here 12 years and It's been the best thing that ever happened to anyone in my family and I don't get f----- in the ass anymore. >mfw I still work on mining equipment but now I have health insurance

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Anon goes to Fort Ticonderoga | /r/Greentext

- File: 6a00df351e888f88340240a4a(...).jpg (364 KB, 800x451) >Everyone is stunned. >Put my hand up and run out >Guy hands me musket, powder cartridge and starts showing me what to do >Disregard him, half c--- the hammer, pour some powder into pan, close it. Move up to the barrel, bite cartridge and pour it into the barrel >Draw ram rod and ram it down, then replace ram rod >Shoulder the musket, c--- it, fire >Have you have you Autism stories Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)02:43:20 No.74446267 [Reply] ► >>74446325 >>74446361 >>74446381 >Be me, aged 11 >Autist with no friends >School trip to Fort Ticonderoga >Love history and guns >Re-enactors come out and start demonstrating the musket >Ask if anyone would like to have a go of it ever done that before?! He asks >Me: Nup www. >Well because you just broke the record for the fastest reload here at the fort we >Go back to class group >"This is why everyone hates you anon!" a stacey screams >Everyone laughs at me and calls me a freak >Teacher pulls me aside after and says she is very disturbed and that I did was wrong >Tells my parents and I have to go see counselling, pyschs and all other s--- >Get diagnosed with autism, as a result could never join the Army or Police which is all I wanted to do
- File: 6a00df351e888f88340240a4a(...).jpg (364 KB, 800x451) >Everyone is stunned. >Put my hand up and run out >Guy hands me musket, powder cartridge and starts showing me what to do >Disregard him, half c--- the hammer, pour some powder into pan, close it. Move up to the barrel, bite cartridge and pour it into the barrel >Draw ram rod and ram it down, then replace ram rod >Shoulder the musket, c--- it, fire >Have you have you Autism stories Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)02:43:20 No.74446267 [Reply] ► >>74446325 >>74446361 >>74446381 >Be me, aged 11 >Autist with no friends >School trip to Fort Ticonderoga >Love history and guns >Re-enactors come out and start demonstrating the musket >Ask if anyone would like to have a go of it ever done that before?! He asks >Me: Nup www. >Well because you just broke the record for the fastest reload here at the fort we >Go back to class group >"This is why everyone hates you anon!" a stacey screams >Everyone laughs at me and calls me a freak >Teacher pulls me aside after and says she is very disturbed and that I did was wrong >Tells my parents and I have to go see counselling, pyschs and all other s--- >Get diagnosed with autism, as a result could never join the Army or Police which is all I wanted to do

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File: 1692914755868446.jpg (20 KB, 680x359) Why even bother? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)16:46:47 No.74523723 [Reply] >>74524449 >>74524594 >>74524614 >>74524681 >be me >tall, fit >gym 6x a week >watch my diet so i'm always cut and have a visible sixpack >shave often, moisturize, conditioner, groom, regular haircuts, clear skin >perfectly straight teeth, 0 cavities (my dentist is amazed how i never have any cavities) >dress well, have interesting hobbies, play the guitar, piano, violin, well-read >good conversationalist, read up on it, give speeches often >khhv at 22 >be my friend" (treats me like s--- and is an a------ so i don't think of him as a friend) >short >obese, greasy, unwashed, long unkempt hair he never brushes >dirty grease-stained washed out band t-shirts with holes in them and frayed sweatpants >half rotten teeth, alcohol problem, manners of a pig (eats boogers, hocks loogies in class) >had sex with 2 women this week alone, has had multiple LTRS What the f---? He just told me about how he got laid last night, he just got dead drunk and f----- a chick. And the girls aren't some ugly beasts, they are hot. Prim and proper. Yet somehow i can't get a girk to talk to me and this fat a------ (his words) is an absolute slayer. What do i lack? Is it because i don't drink alcohol? Is it REALLY just that?
File: 1692914755868446.jpg (20 KB, 680x359) Why even bother? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)16:46:47 No.74523723 [Reply] >>74524449 >>74524594 >>74524614 >>74524681 >be me >tall, fit >gym 6x a week >watch my diet so i'm always cut and have a visible sixpack >shave often, moisturize, conditioner, groom, regular haircuts, clear skin >perfectly straight teeth, 0 cavities (my dentist is amazed how i never have any cavities) >dress well, have interesting hobbies, play the guitar, piano, violin, well-read >good conversationalist, read up on it, give speeches often >khhv at 22 >be my friend" (treats me like s--- and is an a------ so i don't think of him as a friend) >short >obese, greasy, unwashed, long unkempt hair he never brushes >dirty grease-stained washed out band t-shirts with holes in them and frayed sweatpants >half rotten teeth, alcohol problem, manners of a pig (eats boogers, hocks loogies in class) >had sex with 2 women this week alone, has had multiple LTRS What the f---? He just told me about how he got laid last night, he just got dead drunk and f----- a chick. And the girls aren't some ugly beasts, they are hot. Prim and proper. Yet somehow i can't get a girk to talk to me and this fat a------ (his words) is an absolute slayer. What do i lack? Is it because i don't drink alcohol? Is it REALLY just that?

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: Anonymous ONE NIGHT A YEAR ALL CRIME IS LEGAL PURGE SURVIVE THE NIGHT 329 KB JPG 08/21/23(Mon)03:35:39 No.59309293 >>59336409 # ITT: /k/ on Purge night : Anonymous >>59309293 (OP) # >time to break out the REALLY nasty hentai! 08/21/23(Mon)03:36:42 No.59309296
: Anonymous ONE NIGHT A YEAR ALL CRIME IS LEGAL PURGE SURVIVE THE NIGHT 329 KB JPG 08/21/23(Mon)03:35:39 No.59309293 >>59336409 # ITT: /k/ on Purge night : Anonymous >>59309293 (OP) # >time to break out the REALLY nasty hentai! 08/21/23(Mon)03:36:42 No.59309296

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: Anonymous 17 KR PNG 05/20/22 (Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here
: Anonymous 17 KR PNG 05/20/22 (Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here

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Our alien overlords won't like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 01/30/22(Sun)21:12:11 No.871689869 >YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw 15 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 01/30/22(Sun)21:12:11 No.871689869 >YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw 15 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon finds a book club | /r/Greentext

IT'S CIRNOVER 20h (8/26 0:04) · 29643809 PNG 14KB (630 × 564) 1683396015113376.png 1 Reply : >go to school fair for clubs >I graduated Imao but I'm a NEET looking for jobs so I just wanted to kill a friday >find book club >talked to them cause I actually read books, even gave insight to romance as a dude (I said that I thought it was for girls, but I read one and it was a coming of age story and I liked it for it) >tried to join their whatsapp from QR, didn't work >wrote my name and phone number down >realized now it has girls >MFW I may not get comfty /lit/girl club cause my camera couldn't get the QR code
IT'S CIRNOVER 20h (8/26 0:04) · 29643809 PNG 14KB (630 × 564) 1683396015113376.png 1 Reply : >go to school fair for clubs >I graduated Imao but I'm a NEET looking for jobs so I just wanted to kill a friday >find book club >talked to them cause I actually read books, even gave insight to romance as a dude (I said that I thought it was for girls, but I read one and it was a coming of age story and I liked it for it) >tried to join their whatsapp from QR, didn't work >wrote my name and phone number down >realized now it has girls >MFW I may not get comfty /lit/girl club cause my camera couldn't get the QR code

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Anon can read minds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB PNG 08/26/23(Sat)20:35:58 No.905045616 >be me >have freakout on antidepressant, go to psych hospital >nurse asks if I hear voices >say "yours" being a smart ass >get eyes get big and she walks away >weeks later reading medical records >patient thinks he can read minds >this f------ retard seriously >psychology was better when everyone was on cocaine talking about d----
: Anonymous 55 KB PNG 08/26/23(Sat)20:35:58 No.905045616 >be me >have freakout on antidepressant, go to psych hospital >nurse asks if I hear voices >say "yours" being a smart ass >get eyes get big and she walks away >weeks later reading medical records >patient thinks he can read minds >this f------ retard seriously >psychology was better when everyone was on cocaine talking about d----

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Anon's American dream | /r/Greentext

1h (8/27 5:24) - 905043727 4 Re 0 Img . JPG 773KB (2048 × 1364) 1669612193478.jpg ; ●●● >tfw you never grew up in the United States >tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend >tfw you never played fetch with your dog in the backyard >tfw you never rode the yellow school bus >tfw you never went camping and hunting and fishing in the woods >tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty >tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode in the attractions all day >tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world I wish I were American. God bless America.
1h (8/27 5:24) - 905043727 4 Re 0 Img . JPG 773KB (2048 × 1364) 1669612193478.jpg ; ●●● >tfw you never grew up in the United States >tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend >tfw you never played fetch with your dog in the backyard >tfw you never rode the yellow school bus >tfw you never went camping and hunting and fishing in the woods >tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family >tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty >tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode in the attractions all day >tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world I wish I were American. God bless America.

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat) 19:31:12 No.74518153 IMG_9584.jpg 154 KB JPG Does using 4chan make you dumber?
: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat) 19:31:12 No.74518153 IMG_9584.jpg 154 KB JPG Does using 4chan make you dumber?

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Anon is a vegan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/26/23 (Sat)14:40:36 No.905029649 >be me, vegan > Start feeling tired,depressed >Have psychotic break, end up in hospital >low b12 >put on generic vitamin drink, not vegan. Reject it >Dr explains vegans are more likely to suffer from mental health issues and I need to follow instructions >He's just parroting cishet normative carnist talking points >become anemic >get brain damage >diagnosed schizotypal personality disorder >More motivated than ever to eat vegan 08/26/23(Sat)14:43:15 No.905029775 : Anonymous >>905029649 (OP) # You sound like a vegan version of a trump voter
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/26/23 (Sat)14:40:36 No.905029649 >be me, vegan > Start feeling tired,depressed >Have psychotic break, end up in hospital >low b12 >put on generic vitamin drink, not vegan. Reject it >Dr explains vegans are more likely to suffer from mental health issues and I need to follow instructions >He's just parroting cishet normative carnist talking points >become anemic >get brain damage >diagnosed schizotypal personality disorder >More motivated than ever to eat vegan 08/26/23(Sat)14:43:15 No.905029775 : Anonymous >>905029649 (OP) # You sound like a vegan version of a trump voter

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I feel like I just read an acid trip | /r/Greentext

File: FQgiaaHWQAQ_hYM.jpg (116 KB, 1000x1423) what the f--- was wrong with me in 2007? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)17:16:54 No.905036346 >be me >8th grade creative writing class >teacher asks us to write a love story >makes literal written p--- about Tech E. Coyote having sex with me >teacher reads it >get suspended >cry so hard I s--- myself and threw up at the same time >have a seizure >go to hospital >get diagnosed with cancer >almost f------ die >> Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)17:19:46 No.905036475 ► what did I just read?
File: FQgiaaHWQAQ_hYM.jpg (116 KB, 1000x1423) what the f--- was wrong with me in 2007? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)17:16:54 No.905036346 >be me >8th grade creative writing class >teacher asks us to write a love story >makes literal written p--- about Tech E. Coyote having sex with me >teacher reads it >get suspended >cry so hard I s--- myself and threw up at the same time >have a seizure >go to hospital >get diagnosed with cancer >almost f------ die >> Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)17:19:46 No.905036475 ► what did I just read?

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Anon is an American. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Normal day in America 08/26/23(Sat)14:14:26 No.905031136 >Be American >Wake up, eat disgusting sugar-filled cereals and pancakes with tree c-- on top >Get on school bus, get bullied by the school bully the entire ride, cry 12 KB JPG >Enter classroom, puts hand on heart and pledge allegiance to Dear Leader, ready to absorb today's daily propaganda about how USA number one >Lunch time! Get s----- half-fabricated pizza because it counts as a vegetable, drink chocolate milk filled with sugar >Sudden bang bang noises, edgy kid in trench coat enters the canteen and starts blasting with his newly bought AR- 15 32992: >One bullet slightly brushes your arm, you get rushed to the hospital with a flesh wound and then the Indian doctor tells you that'll be 150 000 dollars. >Since you can't pay you get kicked out and put on debt for life >Back in school, you think about the American dream and look outside, see hobo sitting with s----stained pants, shooting meth >Go home, show parents your report card, and since it's a C+ your dad slaps you around as corporal punishment is legal >Eat s----- frozen TV dinner with the rest of your family, watching America's favourite tv show, The price is right. Everybody claps and makes pig noises when they guess the price correctly > Dad gets sweaty as he raises his belt hand and brings it down more than once, still mad about your grade. > Dad goes to hospital because you gave him a cardiac infarction > Indian doctor still on shift, demands 200K > Dad dies, price is wrong bitch. >0000H SAAAAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!? Why is America like this?
: Anonymous Normal day in America 08/26/23(Sat)14:14:26 No.905031136 >Be American >Wake up, eat disgusting sugar-filled cereals and pancakes with tree c-- on top >Get on school bus, get bullied by the school bully the entire ride, cry 12 KB JPG >Enter classroom, puts hand on heart and pledge allegiance to Dear Leader, ready to absorb today's daily propaganda about how USA number one >Lunch time! Get s----- half-fabricated pizza because it counts as a vegetable, drink chocolate milk filled with sugar >Sudden bang bang noises, edgy kid in trench coat enters the canteen and starts blasting with his newly bought AR- 15 32992: >One bullet slightly brushes your arm, you get rushed to the hospital with a flesh wound and then the Indian doctor tells you that'll be 150 000 dollars. >Since you can't pay you get kicked out and put on debt for life >Back in school, you think about the American dream and look outside, see hobo sitting with s----stained pants, shooting meth >Go home, show parents your report card, and since it's a C+ your dad slaps you around as corporal punishment is legal >Eat s----- frozen TV dinner with the rest of your family, watching America's favourite tv show, The price is right. Everybody claps and makes pig noises when they guess the price correctly > Dad gets sweaty as he raises his belt hand and brings it down more than once, still mad about your grade. > Dad goes to hospital because you gave him a cardiac infarction > Indian doctor still on shift, demands 200K > Dad dies, price is wrong bitch. >0000H SAAAAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!? Why is America like this?

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Anon practices for wedding day | /r/Greentext

/lgbt/ Anonymous 1.57 MB GIF 02/15/22(Mon)20:50:50 No.19102106 >top bf randomly lifts me up and carries me >ask him why he's doing this >he says he's getting practice for our wedding day View Thread
/lgbt/ Anonymous 1.57 MB GIF 02/15/22(Mon)20:50:50 No.19102106 >top bf randomly lifts me up and carries me >ask him why he's doing this >he says he's getting practice for our wedding day View Thread

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Anon joins the club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 08/26/23(Sat)10:29:07 No.905020052 >be me >24 khv with no friends who actually wants to finally have a social life >it was time to take action >Yesterday I put on my nicest t shirt and actually left my house on friday night >Went to 2 breweries and 1 bar in charlotte >Just got water (i don't drink) >Staceys all around but obviously didn't talk to any (one day I'll have the courage) >There was a band playing at it was nice >Actually made small talk with one dude and he told me about some of the cools spots around >Tried talking to 1 girl but she ignored my opener and acted like I wasn't there >Felt awkward for a few seconds but realized I was ok and nothing changed >Walked around the area, watched the cars go by and gazed upon the tall city lights >felt weird being the only guy alone there but that can change once I have friends >Checked out one more bar and spoke a little to the bartender >went back home after 3 hours Step 1 of my journey into becoming a normie has begun
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG 08/26/23(Sat)10:29:07 No.905020052 >be me >24 khv with no friends who actually wants to finally have a social life >it was time to take action >Yesterday I put on my nicest t shirt and actually left my house on friday night >Went to 2 breweries and 1 bar in charlotte >Just got water (i don't drink) >Staceys all around but obviously didn't talk to any (one day I'll have the courage) >There was a band playing at it was nice >Actually made small talk with one dude and he told me about some of the cools spots around >Tried talking to 1 girl but she ignored my opener and acted like I wasn't there >Felt awkward for a few seconds but realized I was ok and nothing changed >Walked around the area, watched the cars go by and gazed upon the tall city lights >felt weird being the only guy alone there but that can change once I have friends >Checked out one more bar and spoke a little to the bartender >went back home after 3 hours Step 1 of my journey into becoming a normie has begun

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Anon protects his dignity. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)11:15:36 No.189173283 ► >>189173321 >>189174654 >>189175606 >>189176033 File: based ashur.jpg (31 KB, 510x467) >almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus >mom says she doesn't want me watching that show >says it's not accurate >says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals >I tell her that words fall from mouth like s--- from ass >I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos >dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about >tell him his w---- wife stands f------ Roman >he stands Roman as well >my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine >we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor's wireless after they cut my connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman s---- who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor's fridge (and f--- their daughters with my raging c---). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?
Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)11:15:36 No.189173283 ► >>189173321 >>189174654 >>189175606 >>189176033 File: based ashur.jpg (31 KB, 510x467) >almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus >mom says she doesn't want me watching that show >says it's not accurate >says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals >I tell her that words fall from mouth like s--- from ass >I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos >dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about >tell him his w---- wife stands f------ Roman >he stands Roman as well >my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine >we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor's wireless after they cut my connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman s---- who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor's fridge (and f--- their daughters with my raging c---). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?

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: Anonymous Redpill me on the gnome agenda 248 KB PNG Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)21:13:11 No.32214133 Have they really infultrated the highest levels of government 06/26/22(Sun)04:41:55 No.32216297 1611184647814.jpg 49 KB JPG >>32214133 (OP) # Who do you think these doors are for in the white house?
: Anonymous Redpill me on the gnome agenda 248 KB PNG Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)21:13:11 No.32214133 Have they really infultrated the highest levels of government 06/26/22(Sun)04:41:55 No.32216297 1611184647814.jpg 49 KB JPG >>32214133 (OP) # Who do you think these doors are for in the white house?

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Anon Speaks Up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 07/19/23 (Wed)08:33:42 No.74084322 >meeting with my boss yesterday >Anon, what's something you don't like about the job? >I think Wednesday meetings are heavy, it's only complaining for an hour and a half >You are right anon, the mood is negative it needs to change >Today during the Wednesday meeting >Boss tells everyone that the mood is negative and starts talking about positive thinking >Starts talking about anxiety and some things she does to improve her life >Everyone is visibly bothered Mfw when it's my fault
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 07/19/23 (Wed)08:33:42 No.74084322 >meeting with my boss yesterday >Anon, what's something you don't like about the job? >I think Wednesday meetings are heavy, it's only complaining for an hour and a half >You are right anon, the mood is negative it needs to change >Today during the Wednesday meeting >Boss tells everyone that the mood is negative and starts talking about positive thinking >Starts talking about anxiety and some things she does to improve her life >Everyone is visibly bothered Mfw when it's my fault

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Maybe the reason Christianity survived, for as long as it did, was because it promised rewards and punishments mostly in the thereafter, instead of in this life? >be chieftain >have to kick the central stone of the village every night to keep the goblin from emerging and eating everyone, as is tradition >one day, a bunch of christians raid the s--- out of you >you take the baptism to save your arse, and those of your kin, though you still fear the goblin and do the nightly kick ritual just in case >another day, your brand new village priest walks out with a sledgehammer >oh s--- >he's actually going to- >SMASH >there goes the ancient stone >you piss yourself the following night, listening to the usual sounds of rats in the attic, because it just doesn't sound right >you have this odd tight feeling in your chest, and you keep squeezing the axe under your pillow so tight your knuckles turn white >your christianized wife changes your bedfurs dutifully, and she walks out into the night, to throw the pissy blankies on a fence to dry >to your surprise, she returns, without a scratch >she says she saw no goblin >you take a deep breath, and fall asleep at last >old tales were proven wrong, so you might as well actually follow this Christ fellow they rave so much about
Maybe the reason Christianity survived, for as long as it did, was because it promised rewards and punishments mostly in the thereafter, instead of in this life? >be chieftain >have to kick the central stone of the village every night to keep the goblin from emerging and eating everyone, as is tradition >one day, a bunch of christians raid the s--- out of you >you take the baptism to save your arse, and those of your kin, though you still fear the goblin and do the nightly kick ritual just in case >another day, your brand new village priest walks out with a sledgehammer >oh s--- >he's actually going to- >SMASH >there goes the ancient stone >you piss yourself the following night, listening to the usual sounds of rats in the attic, because it just doesn't sound right >you have this odd tight feeling in your chest, and you keep squeezing the axe under your pillow so tight your knuckles turn white >your christianized wife changes your bedfurs dutifully, and she walks out into the night, to throw the pissy blankies on a fence to dry >to your surprise, she returns, without a scratch >she says she saw no goblin >you take a deep breath, and fall asleep at last >old tales were proven wrong, so you might as well actually follow this Christ fellow they rave so much about

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