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: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:40:40 No.76383562 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically 12 KB JPG competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)21:40:40 No.76383562 >~115 IQ >can learn basically whatever I want to a mediocre level with time and effort >will take years to get to levels that high IQs get to in <3 months or even instantly >zero chance of ever doing anything interesting but can be basically 12 KB JPG competent at anything >recognize quickly and deeply how mediocre it all is but unable to imagine better >zero creative potential >zero money skills >zero interest in popular entertainment but locked out of the sublime >no shot at enlightenment >no final realization to look forward to on my deathbed >all one big nothing perceived dimly Is this the perfect sour spot? Is this life as a drone with no way out?

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anon is scared of fire drills | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/7/2024, 10:09:58 AM No.48668592 4 KB JPEG > be me > in school > deathly afraid of fire drills > sometimes chilling in class and just having the thought of that f------ buzzer going off > one day > teacher says that a fire drill will happen sometime today > ohfuck.png > go to the bathroom and start freaking the f--- out > idea.jpeg > put on some white noise > white noise is loud enough to block out all noise > on my way back to class > teacher stops me >cant make out what shes saying > realize shes telling me to take out my headphones > ohwell.jpg > the second i take them out: > BEEEEEP > the f------ fire drill went off right after > squeal like a girl > piss myself f--- fire drills

Anonymous 2/7/2024, 10:09:58 AM No.48668592 4 KB JPEG > be me > in school > deathly afraid of fire drills > sometimes chilling in class and just having the thought of that f------ buzzer going off > one day > teacher says that a fire drill will happen sometime today > ohfuck.png > go to the bathroom and start freaking the f--- out > idea.jpeg > put on some white noise > white noise is loud enough to block out all noise > on my way back to class > teacher stops me >cant make out what shes saying > realize shes telling me to take out my headphones > ohwell.jpg > the second i take them out: > BEEEEEP > the f------ fire drill went off right after > squeal like a girl > piss myself f--- fire drills

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Anon remembers the golden era | /r/Greentext

> Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

> Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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Anon predicts the future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 52 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)23:22:47 No.76296376 >we will one day have robowaifus 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

Anonymous 52 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)23:22:47 No.76296376 >we will one day have robowaifus 7 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon on Asuka's role in Tekken 8 | /r/Greentext

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Anon found out the truth | /r/Greentext

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Its called Christianity | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)12:49:14 No.196034567 c84ee642-5ed9-43b9-a65e-222cd30a6323-anakin-force-ghost-solo- shot.jpg 62 KB JPG >killed children >killed his wife >ordered the destruction of an entire planet, killing billions of people in an instant >killed is own men when any of them made a minor mistake >wouldn't let his boss kill his son >redeemed

:Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)12:49:14 No.196034567 c84ee642-5ed9-43b9-a65e-222cd30a6323-anakin-force-ghost-solo- shot.jpg 62 KB JPG >killed children >killed his wife >ordered the destruction of an entire planet, killing billions of people in an instant >killed is own men when any of them made a minor mistake >wouldn't let his boss kill his son >redeemed

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Anon on cats and dogs | /r/Greentext

Why tf are cats considered the feminine pet and dogs as more masculine, it make no sense Cats: >Vicious hunters that have built in retractable weapons >Can live on their own fine and often do, don't need humans or even other cats >Eat almost nothing except meat, and often kill it themselves >Will bring you gifts of things they've hunted >Tom cats are literally known for banging all the hot girl cats 685 KB PNG Dogs: >will basically hang around with anybody who gives them food >Freak out anytime you leave and or come back and act like you abandoned them for years >Extremely needy >Most could not survive in the wild >Eat basically anything >Constantly want to be with you and never leave you alon >Will literally do as you command I just don't get it, cats act way more like a stereotypical stoic dude and dogs act like a clingy housewife. I'm not even saying all men or women are like that but stereotypically it makes no sense to me that women are more associated with cats and men with dogs.

Why tf are cats considered the feminine pet and dogs as more masculine, it make no sense Cats: >Vicious hunters that have built in retractable weapons >Can live on their own fine and often do, don't need humans or even other cats >Eat almost nothing except meat, and often kill it themselves >Will bring you gifts of things they've hunted >Tom cats are literally known for banging all the hot girl cats 685 KB PNG Dogs: >will basically hang around with anybody who gives them food >Freak out anytime you leave and or come back and act like you abandoned them for years >Extremely needy >Most could not survive in the wild >Eat basically anything >Constantly want to be with you and never leave you alon >Will literally do as you command I just don't get it, cats act way more like a stereotypical stoic dude and dogs act like a clingy housewife. I'm not even saying all men or women are like that but stereotypically it makes no sense to me that women are more associated with cats and men with dogs.

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Anon is a badass | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 2 47 KB JPG 02/06/24(Tue)21:38:15 No.76379291 >looking down at my phone and scrolling bdsm p--- >sifting through the hordes of amerifat basic bitches in search of a 10/10 qt3.14 alt baddie >my loose glasses keep sliding down my nose every 30 seconds >keep having to push them back up like an anime protagonist >imagines myself as pic related >feels like a total badass 4 Replies >be me >in the middle of my 3 hour goon sesh View Thread

:Anonymous 2 47 KB JPG 02/06/24(Tue)21:38:15 No.76379291 >looking down at my phone and scrolling bdsm p--- >sifting through the hordes of amerifat basic bitches in search of a 10/10 qt3.14 alt baddie >my loose glasses keep sliding down my nose every 30 seconds >keep having to push them back up like an anime protagonist >imagines myself as pic related >feels like a total badass 4 Replies >be me >in the middle of my 3 hour goon sesh View Thread

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Goodbye for now | /r/Greentext

1h (2/7 1:38) 76377454 15 Re - 0 Img JPG 207KB (735 × 1034) IMG_6052.jpg 12 Replies 3 I Ndal 8 prel BE CARE estas ax arts.Ummsenhetie you can't help but wa Maton radit clinically beg Uvertunately utive-you fee sorry for th Maribor j feature here efforts Everyone framg with dadd ever met bat still re people would be not ugly but naty activeer ofer locking day. 6 bute wat was call least onenice bod Detective mes abis bathe fistiche 1 COME alature S Very attractive everyone TH... emple will say he That very few but some racial perfections a Edremelyative- www. Metaxi ferial "defects highly syrical or www. als efectth and excellet bygn 10 A109 that is filings niche to ipirante casi itfilia nice which pengi Do women not know basic physiognomy anymore? >be me >texting girl (roughly 6.7-6.75) I met on Tinder >we're talking and I mention that I'm surprised she matched with me >she asked why since we had similar interests >I'm honest and say it's because she's out of my league (I'm about a 4.67) >she plays it off and says she isn't >send her pic related + the female version >explain that my ears and lips, as well as my rounded jaw and hair texture place me firmly between 4.5 and 5 >whereas she is a 6.75 but her quasirange could probably allow her to reach as high as a 7.5 >explain that this makes her eligible for someone at least two tiers higher than me on the chart >she stops talking to me soon after I can't help but feel like I drove her away. Do women today not know physiognomy? Or was she just playing dumb?

1h (2/7 1:38) 76377454 15 Re - 0 Img JPG 207KB (735 × 1034) IMG_6052.jpg 12 Replies 3 I Ndal 8 prel BE CARE estas ax arts.Ummsenhetie you can't help but wa Maton radit clinically beg Uvertunately utive-you fee sorry for th Maribor j feature here efforts Everyone framg with dadd ever met bat still re people would be not ugly but naty activeer ofer locking day. 6 bute wat was call least onenice bod Detective mes abis bathe fistiche 1 COME alature S Very attractive everyone TH... emple will say he That very few but some racial perfections a Edremelyative- www. Metaxi ferial "defects highly syrical or www. als efectth and excellet bygn 10 A109 that is filings niche to ipirante casi itfilia nice which pengi Do women not know basic physiognomy anymore? >be me >texting girl (roughly 6.7-6.75) I met on Tinder >we're talking and I mention that I'm surprised she matched with me >she asked why since we had similar interests >I'm honest and say it's because she's out of my league (I'm about a 4.67) >she plays it off and says she isn't >send her pic related + the female version >explain that my ears and lips, as well as my rounded jaw and hair texture place me firmly between 4.5 and 5 >whereas she is a 6.75 but her quasirange could probably allow her to reach as high as a 7.5 >explain that this makes her eligible for someone at least two tiers higher than me on the chart >she stops talking to me soon after I can't help but feel like I drove her away. Do women today not know physiognomy? Or was she just playing dumb?

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Rage Against The Keyboard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)18:01:09 No.76377629 MAKE THE RICH 956 KB PNG >circlejerk socialism with no nuance >get news blatantly wrong >call anyone who calls you out nazis >live in a 3 million dollar LA mansion >Don't pay your editors >Steal content NO SMOKING >buy luxury car >have a rich famous uncle who gave you your career >dad was the vp of a fortune 500 country >"eat the rich"

Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)18:01:09 No.76377629 MAKE THE RICH 956 KB PNG >circlejerk socialism with no nuance >get news blatantly wrong >call anyone who calls you out nazis >live in a 3 million dollar LA mansion >Don't pay your editors >Steal content NO SMOKING >buy luxury car >have a rich famous uncle who gave you your career >dad was the vp of a fortune 500 country >"eat the rich"

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Is this a thing? | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 52 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)18:42:35 No.193399608 >Do women in your country refuse to date men who use Android instead of Iphone? Flag Yes, it is becoming alarmigly common

:Anonymous 52 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)18:42:35 No.193399608 >Do women in your country refuse to date men who use Android instead of Iphone? Flag Yes, it is becoming alarmigly common

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Anon knows too much | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB WEBP 2/6/2024, 4:24:28 PM No.58792284 > be me > have a strange brother > always seems to know everything > me and my friends joke that he can read minds > one day > chilling in living room with brother idea.jpeg > Pretend to have an inner monolouge > "I know you can read minds bro" > Brother looks at me in genuine fear > "Anon, how did you know?!" > mfw

Anonymous 9 KB WEBP 2/6/2024, 4:24:28 PM No.58792284 > be me > have a strange brother > always seems to know everything > me and my friends joke that he can read minds > one day > chilling in living room with brother idea.jpeg > Pretend to have an inner monolouge > "I know you can read minds bro" > Brother looks at me in genuine fear > "Anon, how did you know?!" > mfw

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Anon forgoes buying a ticket | /r/Greentext

File: ticket.jpg (52 KB, 461x259) >> STO OFF-PEAK the OM HIL 04-AUG 26 3014 1776296132 223-20 Tipe BLACKPOOL NORTH 23-SEP-16 M Nede MANCHESTER AIRPT ANY PERMITTED S RTN 2-PART BETURK Anyone else? Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:25:00 No.913532496 ► >>913532544 >>913532629 >>913532676 >>913532732 >be me >using train because no money for car >choose not to pay for ticket because there are no barriers >ticket inspector on train >oh_fuck.jpg >start sweating >she comes to me >asks to see my ticket >fumble around my bag and find nothing >she sighs and tells me to pay the fine >rock hard the whole time >do this every 3-4 weeks nothing else turns my on anymore I just want to be humiliated by the ticket inspector Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:26:31 No.913532544 >>913532496 (OP) Well let's a pic of her then >>Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:27:08 No.913532563 ► You people are f------ weird. Then again you're all losing your minds because some guy who was touched by God is currently sick. Anyway, why not go for some f----- up double kink and actually buy the ticket but pretend to lose it? That also covers you if the ticket inspectoris someone who doesn't make your little incel penis rock hard.

File: ticket.jpg (52 KB, 461x259) >> STO OFF-PEAK the OM HIL 04-AUG 26 3014 1776296132 223-20 Tipe BLACKPOOL NORTH 23-SEP-16 M Nede MANCHESTER AIRPT ANY PERMITTED S RTN 2-PART BETURK Anyone else? Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:25:00 No.913532496 ► >>913532544 >>913532629 >>913532676 >>913532732 >be me >using train because no money for car >choose not to pay for ticket because there are no barriers >ticket inspector on train >oh_fuck.jpg >start sweating >she comes to me >asks to see my ticket >fumble around my bag and find nothing >she sighs and tells me to pay the fine >rock hard the whole time >do this every 3-4 weeks nothing else turns my on anymore I just want to be humiliated by the ticket inspector Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:26:31 No.913532544 >>913532496 (OP) Well let's a pic of her then >>Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)19:27:08 No.913532563 ► You people are f------ weird. Then again you're all losing your minds because some guy who was touched by God is currently sick. Anyway, why not go for some f----- up double kink and actually buy the ticket but pretend to lose it? That also covers you if the ticket inspectoris someone who doesn't make your little incel penis rock hard.

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YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT | /r/Greentext

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BLOATLORD OF RETARD STRENGTH TWINK GAINS AND SNAP CITY WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT IN THIS THREAD you have to live it.png 519 KB PNG >>73503750 (OP) # YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT >>73503860 # >>73503876 # >>73503922 # >>73503957 # >>73504109 # >>73504277 # >>73504313 # >>73504400 # >>73504462 # >>73504484 # >>73504496 # >>73504588 # >>73504861 # >>73505114 # >>73505137 # >>73505141 # >>73505166 # >>73505180 # >>73505317 # >>73505877 # >>73505910 # >>73506176 # >>73507993 # >>73507996 # >>73508688 # >>73508967 # >>73509021 # >>73509059 # >>73509078 # >>73509095 # >>73509124 # >>73510265 # >>73510800 # >>73510808 # >>73510879 # >>73511395 # >>73511775 # >>73511844 # >>73511860 # >>73511863 # >>73511867 # >>73511873 # >>73511972 # >>73511993 # >>73512911 # >>73512936 # >>73513388 # >>73513652 # >>73513663 # >>73515241 # >>73515429 # >>73517645 # >>73517672 # >>73517673 # >>73519073 # >>73519083 # >>73519509 # >>73519818 # >>73519914 # >>73520109 # >>73520274 # >>73520654 # >>73520666 # >>73520757 # >>73520793 # >>73520797 # >>73520841 # >>73520860 # >>73521576 # >>73521717 # >>73521852 # >>73522141 # >>73522480 # >>73522492 # >>73524095 # >>73524510 # >>73524634 # >>73524684 # >>73524728 # >>73524754 #

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE BLOATLORD OF RETARD STRENGTH TWINK GAINS AND SNAP CITY WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT IN THIS THREAD you have to live it.png 519 KB PNG >>73503750 (OP) # YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT >>73503860 # >>73503876 # >>73503922 # >>73503957 # >>73504109 # >>73504277 # >>73504313 # >>73504400 # >>73504462 # >>73504484 # >>73504496 # >>73504588 # >>73504861 # >>73505114 # >>73505137 # >>73505141 # >>73505166 # >>73505180 # >>73505317 # >>73505877 # >>73505910 # >>73506176 # >>73507993 # >>73507996 # >>73508688 # >>73508967 # >>73509021 # >>73509059 # >>73509078 # >>73509095 # >>73509124 # >>73510265 # >>73510800 # >>73510808 # >>73510879 # >>73511395 # >>73511775 # >>73511844 # >>73511860 # >>73511863 # >>73511867 # >>73511873 # >>73511972 # >>73511993 # >>73512911 # >>73512936 # >>73513388 # >>73513652 # >>73513663 # >>73515241 # >>73515429 # >>73517645 # >>73517672 # >>73517673 # >>73519073 # >>73519083 # >>73519509 # >>73519818 # >>73519914 # >>73520109 # >>73520274 # >>73520654 # >>73520666 # >>73520757 # >>73520793 # >>73520797 # >>73520841 # >>73520860 # >>73521576 # >>73521717 # >>73521852 # >>73522141 # >>73522480 # >>73522492 # >>73524095 # >>73524510 # >>73524634 # >>73524684 # >>73524728 # >>73524754 #

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: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?

: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?

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Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me

Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me

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