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Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)02:49:29 No.76294253 >>76292833 (OP) # >walking home from uni to my apartment >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me 187 KB PNG >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink" >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment" >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me
Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)02:49:29 No.76294253 >>76292833 (OP) # >walking home from uni to my apartment >10/10 asian girl with a strong accent comes up to me 187 KB PNG >she says i look like "zeus" and starts complimenting me >some indian guy behind her is looking concerned and trying to get her to stop >she links arms with me and walks with me while trying to get me to go drinking with her >"sorry miss i'm not 21 yet so i can't drink" >she leans in so close i can smell her perfume and the alcohol on her breath >"you have to learn to enjoy the moment" >i leave since i wanted to go home and watch some vtuber stream i don't regret it since i wouldn't want that guy she was with to feel any more cucked than he already felt. i still think about it often though since it's the only time a woman has ever flirted with me

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Anon has a loving mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >walk into mom's room >unzips pants >"hey mom sugga my d---" >mom rushes to kitchen to get olive oil >"i use extra virgin, sweetie" >mom starts lubing my c--- with the olive oil >start pissing and s------- on the floor while my mom makes fish noises 01/29/24(Mon)14:36:05 No.76288596 >>76290505 #
: Anonymous >walk into mom's room >unzips pants >"hey mom sugga my d---" >mom rushes to kitchen to get olive oil >"i use extra virgin, sweetie" >mom starts lubing my c--- with the olive oil >start pissing and s------- on the floor while my mom makes fish noises 01/29/24(Mon)14:36:05 No.76288596 >>76290505 #

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Anon meets his crush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RETARD JUICE 46 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)02:11:40 No.76294029 >be me >high school >theres this 8/10 qt >huge crush >dream about her >think about her >some weeks later >in hallway >she literally comes up to me >i was wearing a shirt with rottweiler on it >"hey.. cute shirt hahah" >brainrot.jpg >HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT >dont even make eye contact >ignore her whole presence >just walk away while still ignoring >later that day >j------- 7 times in a row while thinking about her i still think about this day. imagine if i wasn't an autist and had the courage to talk with her. i wouldn't be typing those on le 4channel and be a jock or something.
: Anonymous RETARD JUICE 46 KB JPG 01/30/24(Tue)02:11:40 No.76294029 >be me >high school >theres this 8/10 qt >huge crush >dream about her >think about her >some weeks later >in hallway >she literally comes up to me >i was wearing a shirt with rottweiler on it >"hey.. cute shirt hahah" >brainrot.jpg >HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT >dont even make eye contact >ignore her whole presence >just walk away while still ignoring >later that day >j------- 7 times in a row while thinking about her i still think about this day. imagine if i wasn't an autist and had the courage to talk with her. i wouldn't be typing those on le 4channel and be a jock or something.

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What's his problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:55:29 No.195732942 file.png 738 KB PNG 482 >Holocaust Survivor >tries to genocide everyone who isn't like him What did he mean by this?
: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:55:29 No.195732942 file.png 738 KB PNG 482 >Holocaust Survivor >tries to genocide everyone who isn't like him What did he mean by this?

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Anon doesn't give a F | /r/Greentext

76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?
76 KB JPG >go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >everyone starts looking at me >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk what the f--- is wrong with people can i not drink milk?

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Anon hates homeless people | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >15 minutes ago >at gas station >walking to my car from the bathroom >disheveled looking grease ball approaches me >ask if i can spare a dollar >tell him i dont have cash but i offer to buy him a drink and something to eat >he agrees and we head into the store >grab the biggest bottle of water i can find and a big ass bag of trail mix >he comes from another aisle carrying a 2 liter of mountain dew >tell him i am only gonna buy him water >he roles his eyes and says to forget about it W-- is this guys problem. i literally was about to buy him 1200 calories of trail mix and a days water worth of water and because he couldn't get mountain dew he decided it wasn't worth it. i genuinely hope that guy gets hit by a car panhandling
23 KB JPG >15 minutes ago >at gas station >walking to my car from the bathroom >disheveled looking grease ball approaches me >ask if i can spare a dollar >tell him i dont have cash but i offer to buy him a drink and something to eat >he agrees and we head into the store >grab the biggest bottle of water i can find and a big ass bag of trail mix >he comes from another aisle carrying a 2 liter of mountain dew >tell him i am only gonna buy him water >he roles his eyes and says to forget about it W-- is this guys problem. i literally was about to buy him 1200 calories of trail mix and a days water worth of water and because he couldn't get mountain dew he decided it wasn't worth it. i genuinely hope that guy gets hit by a car panhandling

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Anon is communi.. | /r/Greentext

Feels 21 KB PNG >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers
Feels 21 KB PNG >Be me >Pizza delivery driver >Be delivering to a house at the same time as the mailman >Wave to him >He grins and waves back >We are fellow delivery men >We are brothers

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/a/non watches Gushing over Magical Girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ION 83 KB JPG 10 >"w-what do you mean if I only read hentai all day, I'll fail in all my classes?" is she stupid?
Anonymous ION 83 KB JPG 10 >"w-what do you mean if I only read hentai all day, I'll fail in all my classes?" is she stupid?

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The stock photo probably looked better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 01/30/24(Tue)14:25:44 No.193147742 >order from doordash >"save $3 dollars by taking a photo of your food so this restaurant can use it for advertising" >order some meatballs >send them a stock photo of meatballs >they accept it 227 KB GIF do you use lifehacks in your're country?
Anonymous 4 01/30/24(Tue)14:25:44 No.193147742 >order from doordash >"save $3 dollars by taking a photo of your food so this restaurant can use it for advertising" >order some meatballs >send them a stock photo of meatballs >they accept it 227 KB GIF do you use lifehacks in your're country?

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 07/12/18(Thu)14:54:55 >never ask anyone out >never get rejected >basically irresistible haha who's the chad now
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 07/12/18(Thu)14:54:55 >never ask anyone out >never get rejected >basically irresistible haha who's the chad now

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Anon wants to be in love | /r/Greentext

31m (1/30 2:20) - 76290893 1 Reply >>76290836 (OP) I'm in love with the girl I'm talking about I'm in love with the girl I can't live without I'm in love but I feel like I'm wearin' it out I'm in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love
31m (1/30 2:20) - 76290893 1 Reply >>76290836 (OP) I'm in love with the girl I'm talking about I'm in love with the girl I can't live without I'm in love but I feel like I'm wearin' it out I'm in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love

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Anon takes care of a stray dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Max the dog oft 69 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)08:27:36 No.913070168 > be me, 25-year-old IT guy > live alone, typical bachelor life > one day, find a stray dog outside my apartment > poor little guy looks hungry and scared > not a dog person, but can't leave him there > take him in for the night, plan to find him a home next day > dog is super chill, sleeps quietly by my bed > next morning, put up "found dog" posters around the neighborhood > nobody calls for a week > start getting used to having him around > name him Max, because why not > Max becomes my shadow, follows me everywhere > start taking him on walks, realize I'm getting out more > meet neighbors I've never talked to before thanks to Max > one neighbor, cute girl, really into dogs > she helps me learn how to take care of Max > we start hanging out, walking our dogs together > realize I'm looking forward to seeing her more than walking Max > ask her out, she says yes > life is suddenly looking up > all thanks to a stray dog I almost didn't take in > Max is now officially my wingman
Anonymous Max the dog oft 69 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)08:27:36 No.913070168 > be me, 25-year-old IT guy > live alone, typical bachelor life > one day, find a stray dog outside my apartment > poor little guy looks hungry and scared > not a dog person, but can't leave him there > take him in for the night, plan to find him a home next day > dog is super chill, sleeps quietly by my bed > next morning, put up "found dog" posters around the neighborhood > nobody calls for a week > start getting used to having him around > name him Max, because why not > Max becomes my shadow, follows me everywhere > start taking him on walks, realize I'm getting out more > meet neighbors I've never talked to before thanks to Max > one neighbor, cute girl, really into dogs > she helps me learn how to take care of Max > we start hanging out, walking our dogs together > realize I'm looking forward to seeing her more than walking Max > ask her out, she says yes > life is suddenly looking up > all thanks to a stray dog I almost didn't take in > Max is now officially my wingman

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anon is a snitch | /r/Greentext

Sweet SOUR CHEO Cour than Sweet SOUR PATCH Soft & Chewy Cood Candy No.33613573 STAY RUCO 106 KB JPEG > be me, Amazon wage slave > every day we put chips and candy at the desk for the delivery drivers > good deal cause I get to have some too > today a driver comes in and grabs the enti box of sour patch kids (pic related) and walks out > i see this and know if i say anything he'll just drive off cause im a dork-ass white boy > tell my coworker miss trixie cause everybody listens to miss trixie > she tells the driver to bring the candy back > driver knows i saw him take it and starts calling me a snitch > says im not a man because i didn't confront him myself > my manager sees all this and calls him over > i walk away and continue doing my job > couple minutes later bro comes up and starts apologizing > we shake hands and he drivers off into the night > First he was sour, then he was sweet. Now he's gone
Sweet SOUR CHEO Cour than Sweet SOUR PATCH Soft & Chewy Cood Candy No.33613573 STAY RUCO 106 KB JPEG > be me, Amazon wage slave > every day we put chips and candy at the desk for the delivery drivers > good deal cause I get to have some too > today a driver comes in and grabs the enti box of sour patch kids (pic related) and walks out > i see this and know if i say anything he'll just drive off cause im a dork-ass white boy > tell my coworker miss trixie cause everybody listens to miss trixie > she tells the driver to bring the candy back > driver knows i saw him take it and starts calling me a snitch > says im not a man because i didn't confront him myself > my manager sees all this and calls him over > i walk away and continue doing my job > couple minutes later bro comes up and starts apologizing > we shake hands and he drivers off into the night > First he was sour, then he was sweet. Now he's gone

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You love to see it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)21:41:00 No.195743460 >Disney spent $10B+ and a decade buying the Star Wars IP, fleshing out its own new direction and characters, trilogy, spate of movies and shows 114 KB PNG >Only to make the prequels look better by being utter forgettable s--- in comparison >people are going to forget the ST even existed and Disney execs are silently shaking their heads and mouthing "no" whenever anyone suggests granting more money for any new movies George won.
: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)21:41:00 No.195743460 >Disney spent $10B+ and a decade buying the Star Wars IP, fleshing out its own new direction and characters, trilogy, spate of movies and shows 114 KB PNG >Only to make the prequels look better by being utter forgettable s--- in comparison >people are going to forget the ST even existed and Disney execs are silently shaking their heads and mouthing "no" whenever anyone suggests granting more money for any new movies George won.

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Unfortunate Son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Well F--- The 01/24/24(Wed)15:02:04 No.76230912 3.75 MB PNG >Idea.jpg >Apply for UK citizenship. >Pass my test. >PieNchips.gif WHAT >Be Lithuanian in the UK >Lived there since a child. >Speak perfect English in English accent. >When I turned 18, the Lithuanian government tried to conscript me for mandatory military service. >They couldn't do so because of Brexit. >God save. >Couldn't go back to Lithuania if I had citizenship or they would take me to the military. >FFW to recently >UK citizen now. >No longer binded to Lithuanian conscription. >Check the news. UK is considering conscripting young men to fight Russia. Blyat.
Anonymous Well F--- The 01/24/24(Wed)15:02:04 No.76230912 3.75 MB PNG >Idea.jpg >Apply for UK citizenship. >Pass my test. >PieNchips.gif WHAT >Be Lithuanian in the UK >Lived there since a child. >Speak perfect English in English accent. >When I turned 18, the Lithuanian government tried to conscript me for mandatory military service. >They couldn't do so because of Brexit. >God save. >Couldn't go back to Lithuania if I had citizenship or they would take me to the military. >FFW to recently >UK citizen now. >No longer binded to Lithuanian conscription. >Check the news. UK is considering conscripting young men to fight Russia. Blyat.

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Give me a Knife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r6iglvxV) 01/29/24(Mon)18:21:26 No.456923331 Denis 20 inspector 278 KB PNG >>456891875 (OP) >Everyone in the comment section when the topic of circumcision c--- up.
Anonymous (ID: r6iglvxV) 01/29/24(Mon)18:21:26 No.456923331 Denis 20 inspector 278 KB PNG >>456891875 (OP) >Everyone in the comment section when the topic of circumcision c--- up.

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Anon gives his take on Atheism | /r/Greentext

Che Atheist.jpg 178 KB JPG >There is no God >So i am God hehe Atheism is a mental illness.
Che Atheist.jpg 178 KB JPG >There is no God >So i am God hehe Atheism is a mental illness.

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Anon needs doe urine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.
Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.

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File: aaaaaaaaaa.jpg (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon)21:38:59 No.76284676 >Dream about having cute Japanese gf >Wake up, no cute Japanese gf >Dream about s------- myself >Wake up, shat myself Life is such b-------
File: aaaaaaaaaa.jpg (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon)21:38:59 No.76284676 >Dream about having cute Japanese gf >Wake up, no cute Japanese gf >Dream about s------- myself >Wake up, shat myself Life is such b-------

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Anon gayming in 2024 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >disable chat so I don't get banned for typing >disable voice chat so I don't get banned for speaking >look up meta chars so I don't get banned for picking characters that I like 166 KB JPG >mute all ingame sounds so I don't get sued for copyright infringement >buy burner phone so I can launch the game in the first place >buy battle pass and xp boost so I can have a reasonable pace of progress Yep, it's gaming time IQ test 01/29/24(Mon)21:32:21 No.665354321 Your 10: 4 The number of correct answers: 1 z 40 Time: C min 24 sec Profound Mental Retardation
: Anonymous >disable chat so I don't get banned for typing >disable voice chat so I don't get banned for speaking >look up meta chars so I don't get banned for picking characters that I like 166 KB JPG >mute all ingame sounds so I don't get sued for copyright infringement >buy burner phone so I can launch the game in the first place >buy battle pass and xp boost so I can have a reasonable pace of progress Yep, it's gaming time IQ test 01/29/24(Mon)21:32:21 No.665354321 Your 10: 4 The number of correct answers: 1 z 40 Time: C min 24 sec Profound Mental Retardation

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