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m KICK ME >one company buys another company >leftoids lose their s--- >say things like "this is how capitalism works" without articulating why it's a bad thing >call companies monopolies when there's far more than one company in their specific industries Why do leftists hate business so much?
m KICK ME >one company buys another company >leftoids lose their s--- >say things like "this is how capitalism works" without articulating why it's a bad thing >call companies monopolies when there's far more than one company in their specific industries Why do leftists hate business so much?

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Anon discovered women | /r/Greentext

Interesting As F--- C @interesting_all. Aug 20 A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life 42 2274 1.5K ill 74K >ask out girl 8 times >keeps ignoring or rejecting >say "ok fine" and stop giving her any attention or talking to her >suddenly she's very interested and wants to sleep with me Has this happened to anyone else? Literally w-- is wrong with women.
Interesting As F--- C @interesting_all. Aug 20 A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life 42 2274 1.5K ill 74K >ask out girl 8 times >keeps ignoring or rejecting >say "ok fine" and stop giving her any attention or talking to her >suddenly she's very interested and wants to sleep with me Has this happened to anyone else? Literally w-- is wrong with women.

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Anon threads disappear | /r/Greentext

>Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv gets hit >BBC threads disappear
>Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv gets hit >BBC threads disappear

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← /pol/483488479/ /pol/483488479 Anonymous HaX0kx91 1 hour ago Jimmy Carter at a military flyover for his 100th birthday CAS NEWS EXCLUSIVE Jimmy Carter is 100 48 REPLIES C : 483488479 Anonymous VOamcEE3 1 hour ago 483488670 12 REPLIES Anonymous XRNNS81H 1 hour ago 483488787 Anon, I... + Anonymous zo123Az/ 1 hour ago I see they've buried him above ground 1 REPLY Anonymous rzoj DboJ 1 hour ago >>483488479 (OP) 483488874 483488982 that n----- started beating him once they took him back into
← /pol/483488479/ /pol/483488479 Anonymous HaX0kx91 1 hour ago Jimmy Carter at a military flyover for his 100th birthday CAS NEWS EXCLUSIVE Jimmy Carter is 100 48 REPLIES C : 483488479 Anonymous VOamcEE3 1 hour ago 483488670 12 REPLIES Anonymous XRNNS81H 1 hour ago 483488787 Anon, I... + Anonymous zo123Az/ 1 hour ago I see they've buried him above ground 1 REPLY Anonymous rzoj DboJ 1 hour ago >>483488479 (OP) 483488874 483488982 that n----- started beating him once they took him back into

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Anon has reached rock bottom | /r/Greentext

pnymous 8 KB JPG remember 10/01/24(Tue)22:29:10 No.78989360 >Im about to turn 30 >I was never happy >I never made my dreams come true >I never had a girlfriend >I never loved anyone >I never had friends, I never traveled with friends, I have no memories to >Im lonely, rejected, ugly, fat, disgusting body, hated by women, nerd, f--, horrible clothes, I live alone with a dog, broken car, addicted to p--- and games, I've never exercised in my life, addicted to food, no experience in life, always alone, undisciplined, weak, just a pathetic life of pain and despair >the only good thing is that I'm an engineer (but I hate my job) and I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anything other than food and buying useless things since I don't have a life Help me get out of imminent suicide, what would in my situation? Please help me, anons you do
pnymous 8 KB JPG remember 10/01/24(Tue)22:29:10 No.78989360 >Im about to turn 30 >I was never happy >I never made my dreams come true >I never had a girlfriend >I never loved anyone >I never had friends, I never traveled with friends, I have no memories to >Im lonely, rejected, ugly, fat, disgusting body, hated by women, nerd, f--, horrible clothes, I live alone with a dog, broken car, addicted to p--- and games, I've never exercised in my life, addicted to food, no experience in life, always alone, undisciplined, weak, just a pathetic life of pain and despair >the only good thing is that I'm an engineer (but I hate my job) and I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anything other than food and buying useless things since I don't have a life Help me get out of imminent suicide, what would in my situation? Please help me, anons you do

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Anon's Addiction | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random ▼ Settings Mobile Home Just posted this in another thread but didnt wanna waste it >have bigger male body count than fem. >not a soul knows about my past with men. >have gf for 3 years now. Only knows about female relationships. >i sneak around more than i should throughout relationship. >shes hella loyal to me. > CRAZY how loyal she is to me, tells me she will change anything about herself for me. >Sneak around more >primarily with dudes, texting n s---, sending nudes, early in i blew a few >gf is now pregnant, feel like s---, want to leave but cant now >keep cheating >eventually get caught with a girl >friend calls me out after we all get crossed at a party >gf went to bed early >get h------ from girl, friend catches us, i go to bed with gf >i sit gf down and tell her that whole situation >friend tells gf about situation with another girl i had a while back >gf obviously p----- >still obsessed with me and stays >go sober for her, blame it on the cbd and alcohol >tell her i tackled the p--- addiction but clearly havent >still message dudes on grindr every now and then >gf wants to spruce up the sex life by playing with my g- spot >escalates to full on fingering my ass >s---- wild >i dont deserve her >at the rate we're going. shes gonna wanna start f------ me >baby is due soon, im almost certain shes going to bring it up >jokes about it a lot but she cringes me out with jokes like that >i cant keep getting away with this >>925264947 # >>925272910 # >>925279797 #
Board /b/ - Random ▼ Settings Mobile Home Just posted this in another thread but didnt wanna waste it >have bigger male body count than fem. >not a soul knows about my past with men. >have gf for 3 years now. Only knows about female relationships. >i sneak around more than i should throughout relationship. >shes hella loyal to me. > CRAZY how loyal she is to me, tells me she will change anything about herself for me. >Sneak around more >primarily with dudes, texting n s---, sending nudes, early in i blew a few >gf is now pregnant, feel like s---, want to leave but cant now >keep cheating >eventually get caught with a girl >friend calls me out after we all get crossed at a party >gf went to bed early >get h------ from girl, friend catches us, i go to bed with gf >i sit gf down and tell her that whole situation >friend tells gf about situation with another girl i had a while back >gf obviously p----- >still obsessed with me and stays >go sober for her, blame it on the cbd and alcohol >tell her i tackled the p--- addiction but clearly havent >still message dudes on grindr every now and then >gf wants to spruce up the sex life by playing with my g- spot >escalates to full on fingering my ass >s---- wild >i dont deserve her >at the rate we're going. shes gonna wanna start f------ me >baby is due soon, im almost certain shes going to bring it up >jokes about it a lot but she cringes me out with jokes like that >i cant keep getting away with this >>925264947 # >>925272910 # >>925279797 #

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A lord of service and restraint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 07:04:07 No.203731965 0008 Darth-Vader-Star-Wars-Empire-Strikes-Back-Publicity-Still.jpg 64 KB JPG >Strongest and most feared man in the Galaxy >Does nothing but Job any time he's on screen >Has never won a straight 1 on 1 fight
Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 07:04:07 No.203731965 0008 Darth-Vader-Star-Wars-Empire-Strikes-Back-Publicity-Still.jpg 64 KB JPG >Strongest and most feared man in the Galaxy >Does nothing but Job any time he's on screen >Has never won a straight 1 on 1 fight

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Anon dines out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)22:38:50 No.18819869 >oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. >May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA >Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR A--- LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade- yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade, and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)22:38:50 No.18819869 >oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. >May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA >Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR A--- LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade- yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade, and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

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Goodbye, anon! | /r/Greentext

[Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: 16 95643.jpg (160 KB, 1200x675) [Advertise on 4chan] Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:26:33 No.204043884 ►>>204043979 >>204044486 >>204044578 >>204044637 >>204045490 >>204045543 >I regret to announce this is the end of me posting on /tv/, I'm going now. >I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:31:31 No.204043979 >>204044486 >>204044625 >>204044637 >>204045460 >>204045543 File: 1696171831236097.png (782 KB, 1910x787) >>204043884 (OP). >"I suppose you think that was terribly clever." >"Come on janny! Did you see their replies?" >"There are many dynamic IPs on this chan, Anon, and none of them should be changed lightly." >"It was just a bit of fun! Oh you're probably right, as usual. You will keep cleaning the threads, won't you?" >"For free — as often as I can in my spare time." >"I'm leaving everything to them." >"What about this Television & Film board of yours, are you quitting that too? >"Yes, yes. The catalogs closed and my browsing history deleted.... no, wait, it's — here open in my tab. Heh, isn't that, isn't that odd though? Yet, after all why not Why shouldn't I browse it?" >"I think you should leave /tv/ behind, Anon. Is that so hard?" >"Well no... and yes! Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me!" >"There's no need to seethe." >"Well, if I'm seething, it's your fault!" It's mine! My own, my secret club." >"Secret club? Its been called that before, but not by you." >"Argh! What business is it of yours what I do with my own time!" >"I think you've browsed that board quite long enough." >"You want it for your (You)s!" >"ANON. Do not take me for some moderator of Reddit. I am not trying to ban you. I'm trying to help you. All your long years we've been oldfags. Trust me as you once did, hmm? Let it go." >"You're right Janny, the board must go to the newfags. It's late, the night is long. Yes, it is time." >"Anon..." >"Hmm?" >"The catalog is still in your bookmarks". >"Oh, yes..." 13/6/1
[Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: 16 95643.jpg (160 KB, 1200x675) [Advertise on 4chan] Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:26:33 No.204043884 ►>>204043979 >>204044486 >>204044578 >>204044637 >>204045490 >>204045543 >I regret to announce this is the end of me posting on /tv/, I'm going now. >I bid you all a very fond farewell. Goodbye. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:31:31 No.204043979 >>204044486 >>204044625 >>204044637 >>204045460 >>204045543 File: 1696171831236097.png (782 KB, 1910x787) >>204043884 (OP). >"I suppose you think that was terribly clever." >"Come on janny! Did you see their replies?" >"There are many dynamic IPs on this chan, Anon, and none of them should be changed lightly." >"It was just a bit of fun! Oh you're probably right, as usual. You will keep cleaning the threads, won't you?" >"For free — as often as I can in my spare time." >"I'm leaving everything to them." >"What about this Television & Film board of yours, are you quitting that too? >"Yes, yes. The catalogs closed and my browsing history deleted.... no, wait, it's — here open in my tab. Heh, isn't that, isn't that odd though? Yet, after all why not Why shouldn't I browse it?" >"I think you should leave /tv/ behind, Anon. Is that so hard?" >"Well no... and yes! Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me!" >"There's no need to seethe." >"Well, if I'm seething, it's your fault!" It's mine! My own, my secret club." >"Secret club? Its been called that before, but not by you." >"Argh! What business is it of yours what I do with my own time!" >"I think you've browsed that board quite long enough." >"You want it for your (You)s!" >"ANON. Do not take me for some moderator of Reddit. I am not trying to ban you. I'm trying to help you. All your long years we've been oldfags. Trust me as you once did, hmm? Let it go." >"You're right Janny, the board must go to the newfags. It's late, the night is long. Yes, it is time." >"Anon..." >"Hmm?" >"The catalog is still in your bookmarks". >"Oh, yes..." 13/6/1

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HD onymous 79 KB JPG 10/01/24(Tue)14:03:42 No.78981597 >finally give normies a chance and trust them cuz its all in my head right >the whole friendship was a full blown charade and they were constantly trying to set me up to do something embarassing just like I suspected Well they played me good so I can give them that
HD onymous 79 KB JPG 10/01/24(Tue)14:03:42 No.78981597 >finally give normies a chance and trust them cuz its all in my head right >the whole friendship was a full blown charade and they were constantly trying to set me up to do something embarassing just like I suspected Well they played me good so I can give them that

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Happy Birthday 4chan! [Advertise on 4chan] [Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ☐ Auto] File: 43 (893 KB, 1568x943) K D scullin Bones it ranged somewhere from 650 to $850 million over Assassin's Creed Shadows Insider EXPOSES Ubisoft + Yasuke ERASED Company BANKRUPT & Secrets REVEALED 99/17/3 ☐ Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:45:45 No.690534575 ►>>690534646 >>690534818 >>690535827 >>690537741 >>690537985 >>690540459 >>690542350 >>690542529 >>690542873 >>690545480 >>690547114 >>690548090 >>690548156 >>690548340 >>690548473 >>690548551 >>690548713 >>690550503 >>690551297 >>690551972 >>690552587 850 f------ million dollars !!!! What the f--- is going on in this world? We've updated the world record for the most trashy media piece in the history of mankind 2 times in just 1 month. 400 million dollars is crazy? No, it's a f------ $850 million!!!! Why Ubisoft? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN4WMQARc_A&t=12s& ab_channel=ENDYMIONtv [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:46:43 No.690534646 >>690534575 (OP). lol, Imao even >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:47:53 No.690534728 ►>>690535359 >>690536058 >>690537551 >>690540915 >>690541615 >>690542574 >>690546492 >>690547539 >>690547862 >>690548641 >>690550468 >>690550638 >>690552130 >>690553059 File: 1724255368934540.png (587 KB, 1138x1087) >AC Shadows originally featured a Japanese male protagonist, and even the character design, original artwork, and animation were done, but after the George Floyd incident in 2020 led to the outbreak of the BLM movement, the character of the game was switched to Yasuke. Although it is not known if Ubisoft executives had the idea of pandering to social mores, Ubisoft grassroots employees and designers reacted poorly to the main character's change to Yasuke; >Pre-orders for AC Shadows were only 7% of Valhalla's, which stunned Ubisoft executives; That AC Shadows will be designed to be the most microtransaction-rich title in Ubisoft's history, as Ubisoft is confident in this title; The massive negative response to AC Shadows in Japan was unexpected by Ubisoft, and the Torii that was split in half in the surrounding statue provoked a large amount of resistance from Japanese players, which Ubisoft eventually modified; Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed; >Yasuke would have made a lot of "current" politically correct statements in the game, such as bashing white people and opposing white supremacy (white supremacy in Japan?). These statements will be removed; The next Assassin's Creed Hexe will be one of the most "gay" Ubisoft titles ever, with a female protagonist, but filled with all kinds of mysticism and very rich visuals; > Ubisoft is considering remaking the Ezio trilogy; Ubisoft internally had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability, but sadly failed; >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:53:15 No.690535107 It literally looks like a high end mobile game ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:56:29 No.690535359 >>690534728 >had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability There's no way they're that deluded ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)14:36:35 No.690537985 ►>>690538951 File: RRR.jpg (80 KB, 1088x958) RETARD, RETARD >>690534575 (OP) >Have black flag they could just mod into a new game like Far Cry Blood Dragon >spends 850m making a new game from the ground that ends being worse The French are something special ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:08:00 No.690545480 ► >>690534575 (OP). >make a pirate game >can't even board ships >that will be 850 million dollars ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:44:50 No.690547114 ►>>690547861 >>690534575 (OP) >Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million No it didn't. It cost probably like 100 mil to Ubisoft and 750 to tax payers of the government that bankrolled it LMAO. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:02:32 No.690547862 ► File: 1652392260572.png (162 KB, 334x334) >>690534728 >Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed I can't believe it was ever for real.
Happy Birthday 4chan! [Advertise on 4chan] [Return] talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ☐ Auto] File: 43 (893 KB, 1568x943) K D scullin Bones it ranged somewhere from 650 to $850 million over Assassin's Creed Shadows Insider EXPOSES Ubisoft + Yasuke ERASED Company BANKRUPT & Secrets REVEALED 99/17/3 ☐ Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:45:45 No.690534575 ►>>690534646 >>690534818 >>690535827 >>690537741 >>690537985 >>690540459 >>690542350 >>690542529 >>690542873 >>690545480 >>690547114 >>690548090 >>690548156 >>690548340 >>690548473 >>690548551 >>690548713 >>690550503 >>690551297 >>690551972 >>690552587 850 f------ million dollars !!!! What the f--- is going on in this world? We've updated the world record for the most trashy media piece in the history of mankind 2 times in just 1 month. 400 million dollars is crazy? No, it's a f------ $850 million!!!! Why Ubisoft? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN4WMQARc_A&t=12s& ab_channel=ENDYMIONtv [Embed] >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:46:43 No.690534646 >>690534575 (OP). lol, Imao even >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:47:53 No.690534728 ►>>690535359 >>690536058 >>690537551 >>690540915 >>690541615 >>690542574 >>690546492 >>690547539 >>690547862 >>690548641 >>690550468 >>690550638 >>690552130 >>690553059 File: 1724255368934540.png (587 KB, 1138x1087) >AC Shadows originally featured a Japanese male protagonist, and even the character design, original artwork, and animation were done, but after the George Floyd incident in 2020 led to the outbreak of the BLM movement, the character of the game was switched to Yasuke. Although it is not known if Ubisoft executives had the idea of pandering to social mores, Ubisoft grassroots employees and designers reacted poorly to the main character's change to Yasuke; >Pre-orders for AC Shadows were only 7% of Valhalla's, which stunned Ubisoft executives; That AC Shadows will be designed to be the most microtransaction-rich title in Ubisoft's history, as Ubisoft is confident in this title; The massive negative response to AC Shadows in Japan was unexpected by Ubisoft, and the Torii that was split in half in the surrounding statue provoked a large amount of resistance from Japanese players, which Ubisoft eventually modified; Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed; >Yasuke would have made a lot of "current" politically correct statements in the game, such as bashing white people and opposing white supremacy (white supremacy in Japan?). These statements will be removed; The next Assassin's Creed Hexe will be one of the most "gay" Ubisoft titles ever, with a female protagonist, but filled with all kinds of mysticism and very rich visuals; > Ubisoft is considering remaking the Ezio trilogy; Ubisoft internally had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability, but sadly failed; >> ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:53:15 No.690535107 It literally looks like a high end mobile game ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)13:56:29 No.690535359 >>690534728 >had great faith in Star Wars: Outlaws and thought it could eventually achieve Red Dead Redemption 2 levels of profitability There's no way they're that deluded ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)14:36:35 No.690537985 ►>>690538951 File: RRR.jpg (80 KB, 1088x958) RETARD, RETARD >>690534575 (OP) >Have black flag they could just mod into a new game like Far Cry Blood Dragon >spends 850m making a new game from the ground that ends being worse The French are something special ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:08:00 No.690545480 ► >>690534575 (OP). >make a pirate game >can't even board ships >that will be 850 million dollars ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)17:44:50 No.690547114 ►>>690547861 >>690534575 (OP) >Skull and Bones cost Ubisoft $850 million No it didn't. It cost probably like 100 mil to Ubisoft and 750 to tax payers of the government that bankrolled it LMAO. ☐ Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)18:02:32 No.690547862 ► File: 1652392260572.png (162 KB, 334x334) >>690534728 >Rap music used during Yasuke's battles is confirmed to be removed I can't believe it was ever for real.

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Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)08:55:22 No.690547563 1670643503241023.jpg (109 KB, 563x1003) google yandex iqdb wait >jump off a ledge and accidentally sprain my ankle from the impact >week later get a letter in the mail that Nintendo's going to take me to court for fall damage
Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)08:55:22 No.690547563 1670643503241023.jpg (109 KB, 563x1003) google yandex iqdb wait >jump off a ledge and accidentally sprain my ankle from the impact >week later get a letter in the mail that Nintendo's going to take me to court for fall damage

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Atleast he was happy | /r/Greentext

onymous 1.47 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)12:44:58 No.78981261 >had another dream where I was happily married to a woman I've never met and had 2 kids I've never created yet in my dream it was like I knew them my entire life. At least the multiverse dream version of me is happy somewhere...
onymous 1.47 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)12:44:58 No.78981261 >had another dream where I was happily married to a woman I've never met and had 2 kids I've never created yet in my dream it was like I knew them my entire life. At least the multiverse dream version of me is happy somewhere...

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Fortunes of War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:17:05 No.16868523 download.png 2 KB PNG >largest empire ever in history >richest empire in history >couldn't take Germany >couldn't even defeat Germany What went wrong? : Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:46:45 No.16868578 Same reason the Spanish empire bankrupted itself fighting against protestant peasants. Wars are expensive. >>16868718 #
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:17:05 No.16868523 download.png 2 KB PNG >largest empire ever in history >richest empire in history >couldn't take Germany >couldn't even defeat Germany What went wrong? : Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:46:45 No.16868578 Same reason the Spanish empire bankrupted itself fighting against protestant peasants. Wars are expensive. >>16868718 #

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Mission failed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.39878504 1 hour ago >Visit w---- >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles. tilts her head, and says "awww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the f--- did I do?
Anonymous No.39878504 1 hour ago >Visit w---- >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles. tilts her head, and says "awww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the f--- did I do?

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Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)19:35:16 No.202884697 >>202883829 (OP) One chance at life. Born Finnish. >Our stupid t---- copy everything the Americans do. Including now their neoliberal politics and culture/identity wars. >Once one of the finest welfare states in the world. Now in debt up to our eyeballs. Massive deficit, facing crushing, agenda driven budget cuts. >Leftists only care about immigrants and the green agenda. Rightists won't hesitate to exploit this to tear down everything good we ever built here. >Be located right next door to russia. Do I even need to spell out what a huge f------ problem this is? >Women are distant and cold, won't put out to anyone anymore. Birthrates dropping like a rock. >Men are drunks, and proud of it. >Everybody is an insufferable a------. >2/3 of the year sees absolutely s----- weather. >Everything massively overpriced. Including hookers. Can't even pay to get laid because of ridiculous f--- you-prices for p----. >Everything taxed to the hilt. Public services are still getting worse. >Unemployment trough the roof because our business men are unskilled, untalented nepotistic wankers and c---- who can't run their companies right. This killed Nokia phones, our national pride. Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)19:36:38 No.202884720
Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)19:35:16 No.202884697 >>202883829 (OP) One chance at life. Born Finnish. >Our stupid t---- copy everything the Americans do. Including now their neoliberal politics and culture/identity wars. >Once one of the finest welfare states in the world. Now in debt up to our eyeballs. Massive deficit, facing crushing, agenda driven budget cuts. >Leftists only care about immigrants and the green agenda. Rightists won't hesitate to exploit this to tear down everything good we ever built here. >Be located right next door to russia. Do I even need to spell out what a huge f------ problem this is? >Women are distant and cold, won't put out to anyone anymore. Birthrates dropping like a rock. >Men are drunks, and proud of it. >Everybody is an insufferable a------. >2/3 of the year sees absolutely s----- weather. >Everything massively overpriced. Including hookers. Can't even pay to get laid because of ridiculous f--- you-prices for p----. >Everything taxed to the hilt. Public services are still getting worse. >Unemployment trough the roof because our business men are unskilled, untalented nepotistic wankers and c---- who can't run their companies right. This killed Nokia phones, our national pride. Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)19:36:38 No.202884720

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File: angry-man-014.jpg (705 KB, 2560x1536) life should not be like this. Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)15:23:45 No.204023291 >get back from "work" >need a show to watch to fill too much free time >>204023744 >>204025113 >>204025117 >>204025156 >>204027545 >>204027890 > >can't watch anything modern because it's all 8-episodes-per-year slop with no overarching plot written by unqualified mongs >can't watch anything classic because I f------ know it all scene by scene >spend all free time browsing titles knowing I won't find anything watchable >start drinking instead >get asleep >wake up >go to "work"
File: angry-man-014.jpg (705 KB, 2560x1536) life should not be like this. Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)15:23:45 No.204023291 >get back from "work" >need a show to watch to fill too much free time >>204023744 >>204025113 >>204025117 >>204025156 >>204027545 >>204027890 > >can't watch anything modern because it's all 8-episodes-per-year slop with no overarching plot written by unqualified mongs >can't watch anything classic because I f------ know it all scene by scene >spend all free time browsing titles knowing I won't find anything watchable >start drinking instead >get asleep >wake up >go to "work"

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File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.
File: 853.jpg (6 KB, 200x211) hmm >We start hanging out Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon)06:25:18 No.925231441 >Be me >work at a job for 10 years >get turned down for another promotion >boss promotes her friend and I have to train her to be my boss >Quit >Start a new job >try an experiment >I evesdrop on the manager talking >He's always chit-chatting with the boss' >take notes >after a few weeks, start to feign interest in what the boss likes >it's not long before he notices and starts chit chatting with me >act like I wana be friends >He starts inviting me to different events >I start getting raises. Started at $10 an hour, by the end of the year, I'm making $15 >After a year, I am made a supervisor >Easy job, just do setups and delegate work >Six months later, I'm the floor manager >Last week, I found out I'm in the running to take over for my boss >MFW, I do barely any work, and all I did was brown nose.

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owned.jpg (48 KB, 778x695) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:13:51 No.203137933 >>203138006 >>203138291 >>203140178 >>203141197 >>203141283 >>203141285 [YouTube] The Sopranos - Carmela moralised by her jewish therapist (embed) You couldn't write a scene like this any more. Modern audiences couldn't handle it. Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:18:02 No.203138006 >>203138082 >>203140371 >>203137933 (OP) > You couldn't write a scene like this any more cuz a studio exec would be like "wasn't there a sopranos scene that had the exact same dialogue?"
owned.jpg (48 KB, 778x695) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:13:51 No.203137933 >>203138006 >>203138291 >>203140178 >>203141197 >>203141283 >>203141285 [YouTube] The Sopranos - Carmela moralised by her jewish therapist (embed) You couldn't write a scene like this any more. Modern audiences couldn't handle it. Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:18:02 No.203138006 >>203138082 >>203140371 >>203137933 (OP) > You couldn't write a scene like this any more cuz a studio exec would be like "wasn't there a sopranos scene that had the exact same dialogue?"

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