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Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:34:41 No.703451951 PARKING batman-arkham-knight-pc-playstation-4-xbox-one_231532.jpg 339 KB JPG How come current year videogames look worse than games from 2015?
Anonymous 02/19/25(Wed)20:34:41 No.703451951 PARKING batman-arkham-knight-pc-playstation-4-xbox-one_231532.jpg 339 KB JPG How come current year videogames look worse than games from 2015?

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Did anon pass or fail the test? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB JPG to make you happy." 10/05/24(Sat) 14:37:41 No.32111476 >Wife demands divorce because "she fell out of love." >Brings divorce papers 3 nights later. >I stare at the papers and sign them. >"Alright, we are divorced now, the bond is broken. I hope you know I always loved you and did my best >She plays it cool with a cold face, then breaks down in tears 2 minutes later and tears up the papers. >We say nothing to each other and take a nap on the couch. I don't understand women. That happened last night.
: Anonymous 156 KB JPG to make you happy." 10/05/24(Sat) 14:37:41 No.32111476 >Wife demands divorce because "she fell out of love." >Brings divorce papers 3 nights later. >I stare at the papers and sign them. >"Alright, we are divorced now, the bond is broken. I hope you know I always loved you and did my best >She plays it cool with a cold face, then breaks down in tears 2 minutes later and tears up the papers. >We say nothing to each other and take a nap on the couch. I don't understand women. That happened last night.

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Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined C
Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined C

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anon laments the death of Robbie Williams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)12:18:15 No.147597270 File: 9c9Inc.jpg (54 KB, 750x750) >>147597166 >no more monke man it's over
Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)12:18:15 No.147597270 File: 9c9Inc.jpg (54 KB, 750x750) >>147597166 >no more monke man it's over

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Gymbros in shamble | /r/Greentext

>>75861823 >>75862939 >>75862971 >>75863244 >>75864941 >>75866051 >>75866992 >>75872093 >f--- around all day shitposting on /tv/ and /pol/ >at 11pm get a surge of motivation >take preworkout >go to the gym >lift hard >cardio on rowing machine >super qt 9/10 girl comes in >only 2 of us in the gym >act indifferent and too autistic to make smalltalk >lift again a little to check her out some more in the mirrors >come back >eating rice and eggs like a chinese farmer and angry at how I can't even gather the courage to say hi >preworkout has too much caffeine and can't even sleep F--- this gay earth, what good does lifting do to you if you can't even talk to girls? Oh and I also let out a huge fart when I was doing squats, she had her headphones on but was pretty close and it wasn't just a blank shot it had some smell to it so maybe it was over before it even started. >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:12 No. 75851328 >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:50 No.75851331 >>75851337 >>75851342 >>75851352 >>75851443 >>75857992 >>75859501 >>75863017 >>75864999 >>75866834 >>75851322 (OP) # be like hey >hey I know we're the only 2 here but don't worry about me trying to r--- you haha
>>75861823 >>75862939 >>75862971 >>75863244 >>75864941 >>75866051 >>75866992 >>75872093 >f--- around all day shitposting on /tv/ and /pol/ >at 11pm get a surge of motivation >take preworkout >go to the gym >lift hard >cardio on rowing machine >super qt 9/10 girl comes in >only 2 of us in the gym >act indifferent and too autistic to make smalltalk >lift again a little to check her out some more in the mirrors >come back >eating rice and eggs like a chinese farmer and angry at how I can't even gather the courage to say hi >preworkout has too much caffeine and can't even sleep F--- this gay earth, what good does lifting do to you if you can't even talk to girls? Oh and I also let out a huge fart when I was doing squats, she had her headphones on but was pretty close and it wasn't just a blank shot it had some smell to it so maybe it was over before it even started. >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:12 No. 75851328 >> Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)17:57:50 No.75851331 >>75851337 >>75851342 >>75851352 >>75851443 >>75857992 >>75859501 >>75863017 >>75864999 >>75866834 >>75851322 (OP) # be like hey >hey I know we're the only 2 here but don't worry about me trying to r--- you haha

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But deep down Anon loves getting cuckold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 02/21/25(Fri)19:42:11 No.80424459 >another man has spread your wife's legs open, came on her face, probably came inside her and degraded her as she enjoyed the entire process I am supposed to pretend to be completely ok with this 20 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 02/21/25(Fri)19:42:11 No.80424459 >another man has spread your wife's legs open, came on her face, probably came inside her and degraded her as she enjoyed the entire process I am supposed to pretend to be completely ok with this 20 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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You can find a community for anything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe Before internet 01/16/17(Mon) 18:36:57 No.107430086 >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ >grow up d After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #
Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe Before internet 01/16/17(Mon) 18:36:57 No.107430086 >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ >grow up d After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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Drunkanon trolled his future self. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG >be me 02/21/25(Fri)04:26:33 No.80424665 >Look around in a bag for a piece of paper for insurance >find a bottle of old forgotten Sherry >OHSWEET.mp3 >take the bottle and store it in my drawer next to my pc >forget about it for a week >ITS WEEKEND >Finally some time to relax >Get a glass out ready to drink this delicious liqour >pour the sherry in the glass >Why is it....white? >I smell on the glass >Is that....piss? >Remember how I p----- in my empty bottles of booze when I was a massive alcoholic 3 years ago >tfw I got pranked by my alcoholic past self for quitting alcohol View Thread
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG >be me 02/21/25(Fri)04:26:33 No.80424665 >Look around in a bag for a piece of paper for insurance >find a bottle of old forgotten Sherry >OHSWEET.mp3 >take the bottle and store it in my drawer next to my pc >forget about it for a week >ITS WEEKEND >Finally some time to relax >Get a glass out ready to drink this delicious liqour >pour the sherry in the glass >Why is it....white? >I smell on the glass >Is that....piss? >Remember how I p----- in my empty bottles of booze when I was a massive alcoholic 3 years ago >tfw I got pranked by my alcoholic past self for quitting alcohol View Thread

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Drake's history | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)00:54:18 No.112716706 >Be Drake >One of the most consistently successful and celebrated artists in the mainstream for the last decade >Have numerous controversies that people are willing to brush under the rug without a second thought >Coast on mediocre music that your fans eat up without a second thought >Beef with Pusha T and Kanye, lose both beefs and get dragged by Pusha only to brush it off >Literally worth millions >P---- shoved in your face constantly >Throw a tantrum over the fact that a Youtuber doesn't like your music and post it publicly on your social media Unironically what is this guy's f------ problem?
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 09/17/22(Sat)00:54:18 No.112716706 >Be Drake >One of the most consistently successful and celebrated artists in the mainstream for the last decade >Have numerous controversies that people are willing to brush under the rug without a second thought >Coast on mediocre music that your fans eat up without a second thought >Beef with Pusha T and Kanye, lose both beefs and get dragged by Pusha only to brush it off >Literally worth millions >P---- shoved in your face constantly >Throw a tantrum over the fact that a Youtuber doesn't like your music and post it publicly on your social media Unironically what is this guy's f------ problem?

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File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.
File: Egghead.jpg (199 KB, 1202x1600) Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:15:40 No.208825388 >>208825705 >>208825415 >>208825630 >>208825671 You WILL eat all the eggs, Batgirl! I have arrayed an eggscellent assortment of poultry products for your eggsquisite physique to gorge upon! Yes...YES! Eat them, one by one! Don't dilly dally you chickens, feed them to her! I want her round as an egg! Deviled eggs, boiled eggs, rotten eggs, scrambled eggs, raw eggs, there's no end to this! See this, Batman? I, Egghead, win! Witness as I subject Batgirl to the most eggstreme perfection! Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:35:33 No.208825630 ►>>208825697 File: joke-on-babs.jpg (44 KB, 246x437) >>208825388 (OP) >Why are you doing this? >> Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)19:41:26 No.208825697 >>208825630 >All it takes is one eggceptional day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. >That's how far the world is from where I am. >One eggemplary day.

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The system works | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nGjrSX6K) 02/21/25(Fri)19:55:20 No.498165999 >>498165658 # >i know that musk' doge whas a highly advertised trump campaign promise that is the definition of cronyism >you give me money >I give you a nice job in government with lots of influence USA famously dealt with its corruption like that by legalizing it and calling it lobbying >corruption level: 0
Anonymous (ID: nGjrSX6K) 02/21/25(Fri)19:55:20 No.498165999 >>498165658 # >i know that musk' doge whas a highly advertised trump campaign promise that is the definition of cronyism >you give me money >I give you a nice job in government with lots of influence USA famously dealt with its corruption like that by legalizing it and calling it lobbying >corruption level: 0

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Anon roasts Microsoft Quantom processor | /r/Greentext

1h (02/21/25 13:21). 104433534 The Quantumcel >Can't print out 4 Qbits without them disappearing 5 seconds later >Has to be super cooled to -400 degrees kelvin to work. >Struggles with replication. >Has no software written for it. >Burns through R&D funds like a chain smoker. The DNA CHAD >Can print out 4 different nucleotides (GCAT) a quadrillion times over, ez pz >Does so at a wide range of temperatures. >Replicates itself all the time, replication errors are just evolutionary mutations that spice things up. >Developed software is, basically all of life as we know it. >Was developed by God for free.
1h (02/21/25 13:21). 104433534 The Quantumcel >Can't print out 4 Qbits without them disappearing 5 seconds later >Has to be super cooled to -400 degrees kelvin to work. >Struggles with replication. >Has no software written for it. >Burns through R&D funds like a chain smoker. The DNA CHAD >Can print out 4 different nucleotides (GCAT) a quadrillion times over, ez pz >Does so at a wide range of temperatures. >Replicates itself all the time, replication errors are just evolutionary mutations that spice things up. >Developed software is, basically all of life as we know it. >Was developed by God for free.

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Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)23:16:47 No.80182237 >take a liking to a chick >realize she has probably already been with 50 million gigachads >give up How can we fix dating? 77 KB PNG Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # 01/26/25(Sun)23:18:46 No.80182258 I always get discouraged when I see a girl's followers on Insta and it's all Chads with cool lives and fun personalities >>80182978 # Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # >want something >give up for no reason >"why is this so hard?" 01/26/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.80182265
Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)23:16:47 No.80182237 >take a liking to a chick >realize she has probably already been with 50 million gigachads >give up How can we fix dating? 77 KB PNG Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # 01/26/25(Sun)23:18:46 No.80182258 I always get discouraged when I see a girl's followers on Insta and it's all Chads with cool lives and fun personalities >>80182978 # Anonymous >>80182237 (OP) # >want something >give up for no reason >"why is this so hard?" 01/26/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.80182265

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Anon is unimpressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 08dnw9wJ I = 02/20/25(Thu)17:43:58 No.498128636 >be Hamas >carry out massive coordinated terror attack in Tel Aviv >took over a yr to plan and cost millions to fund >Hundreds of pounds of explosives planted throughout city >total casualties: 0 Imao I guess IDF killed off all the talent. Plebs
Anonymous (ID: 08dnw9wJ I = 02/20/25(Thu)17:43:58 No.498128636 >be Hamas >carry out massive coordinated terror attack in Tel Aviv >took over a yr to plan and cost millions to fund >Hundreds of pounds of explosives planted throughout city >total casualties: 0 Imao I guess IDF killed off all the talent. Plebs

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4d (02/17/25 01:02) 39856352 - 59 Re - 6 Img JPG 253KB (1024 × 1024) · 1730578414972597m.jpg 8 Replies Lol, it's just a plant bro. It's just a plant. Plant medicine bro. It's literally a plant bro. clueless *Experiences visions of hell that cannot be escaped by covering your eyes. Cannot even tell if he's awake or asleep, alive or dead. His parents are trying to take him to the hospital but he believes they are part of his delusions. His mouth feels like sandpaper but water tastes like poison and he feels as though his bladder will explode but (3 months later) Still sees the demons from time to time. Withdrew from friends and family because what he saw and felt them doing gave him-PTSD. Is convinced his original parents got replaced by dopplegangers who are trying to poison d an opportunity for ship because he hasn't cannot urinate. Every time he closes his Called harshool since being eyes he appears in a different room filled with fresh horror and he cannot remember which room was his original reality. The medics come in to take him to the ambulance, but they look like demons from Hell Raiser, so he fights them. They're forced to restrain him and put him under at the hospital. gone to work or released from the hospital. Barely sleeps because he's worried he'll go back to that place. Wonders if he actually died that weekend and is in a hell of his own making. >be me >hiking deep innawoods a few months ago > come across a hippie looking dude >after saying hi he says "man, has anyone ever told you your steps are heavy as hell?" >tell him I snuck up on a deer a few miles back so they can't be that heavy > "not like that bro, I mean... spiritually" > refuses to elaborate and leaves >hear this again maybe 2 weeks ago from a different person No idea what any of that meant, I just figured somebody here can tell me
4d (02/17/25 01:02) 39856352 - 59 Re - 6 Img JPG 253KB (1024 × 1024) · 1730578414972597m.jpg 8 Replies Lol, it's just a plant bro. It's just a plant. Plant medicine bro. It's literally a plant bro. clueless *Experiences visions of hell that cannot be escaped by covering your eyes. Cannot even tell if he's awake or asleep, alive or dead. His parents are trying to take him to the hospital but he believes they are part of his delusions. His mouth feels like sandpaper but water tastes like poison and he feels as though his bladder will explode but (3 months later) Still sees the demons from time to time. Withdrew from friends and family because what he saw and felt them doing gave him-PTSD. Is convinced his original parents got replaced by dopplegangers who are trying to poison d an opportunity for ship because he hasn't cannot urinate. Every time he closes his Called harshool since being eyes he appears in a different room filled with fresh horror and he cannot remember which room was his original reality. The medics come in to take him to the ambulance, but they look like demons from Hell Raiser, so he fights them. They're forced to restrain him and put him under at the hospital. gone to work or released from the hospital. Barely sleeps because he's worried he'll go back to that place. Wonders if he actually died that weekend and is in a hell of his own making. >be me >hiking deep innawoods a few months ago > come across a hippie looking dude >after saying hi he says "man, has anyone ever told you your steps are heavy as hell?" >tell him I snuck up on a deer a few miles back so they can't be that heavy > "not like that bro, I mean... spiritually" > refuses to elaborate and leaves >hear this again maybe 2 weeks ago from a different person No idea what any of that meant, I just figured somebody here can tell me

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