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Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?
Yes, that is totally realistic, Ford. Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)22:30:56 No.925607668 >Be Ford >Make a commercial about your truck >Put truck on centrifuge >So totally obvious >So obvious even idiots wouldn't fall for it >Have the audacity to say "DO NOT ATTEMPT" Yes Ford, because I have an elaborate set up in my back yard to hang your truck on the back with a big ass centrifuge and swing it around like a pendulum, I totally have that, so does everyone else, you don't have yours in your back yard? Don't have the money to pay people to do so? What're you, poor?

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Anonymous cucked. what now? 158 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)10:14:07 No.79055435 >be me >16 >become friends with hot tomboyish girl in class >fall in love >decide to ask her out, i know its gonna fail >ask her out >she says yes >ohgodohfuckyes.jpg >we date for a year >everything is great, we have so much chemistry, we're perfect together >she's catholic so we want to wait until marriage, decide to get married when hs ends >suddenly gets really cold and distant >tells me "she needs a break" >2 weeks pass >"I think we need to break up" >crying.jpg >i need to know what happened >inquire through my friend who's dating her cousin >find out she was R---- >she is DATING THE R----- >she SHOWED HER R----- TO HER PARENTS AS HER "BOYFRIEND" >he f---- her literally every time he sees her >crushed.jpg >heart destroyed >her r----- begins to put me through humiliation rituals >he shows up at my job (mcdonalds) to taunt me >he (21 y/o grown man btw) shows up to the high school to give stuff to the office to give to her and i have to deliver it because im the office assistant >she discusses how the f--- all of the time and he makes her c-- like 4 times on his d--- in front of my friends >she talks about my d--- like its tiny (im average) to other girls im on the verge of roping. 6 Replies View Thread
Anonymous cucked. what now? 158 KB PNG 10/08/24(Tue)10:14:07 No.79055435 >be me >16 >become friends with hot tomboyish girl in class >fall in love >decide to ask her out, i know its gonna fail >ask her out >she says yes >ohgodohfuckyes.jpg >we date for a year >everything is great, we have so much chemistry, we're perfect together >she's catholic so we want to wait until marriage, decide to get married when hs ends >suddenly gets really cold and distant >tells me "she needs a break" >2 weeks pass >"I think we need to break up" >crying.jpg >i need to know what happened >inquire through my friend who's dating her cousin >find out she was R---- >she is DATING THE R----- >she SHOWED HER R----- TO HER PARENTS AS HER "BOYFRIEND" >he f---- her literally every time he sees her >crushed.jpg >heart destroyed >her r----- begins to put me through humiliation rituals >he shows up at my job (mcdonalds) to taunt me >he (21 y/o grown man btw) shows up to the high school to give stuff to the office to give to her and i have to deliver it because im the office assistant >she discusses how the f--- all of the time and he makes her c-- like 4 times on his d--- in front of my friends >she talks about my d--- like its tiny (im average) to other girls im on the verge of roping. 6 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud,drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics
Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 09/17/24(Tue)18:25:19 No.924615900 >Buy an Amazon echo and Google home and use them and my iphones Siri to ask about styrofoam and gasoline, ted kazynskis manifesto, the anarchist cook book >Port scan DOD IPs over 100,000 times a day >Take picture of c--- and balls and upload to Google drive, icloud,drop box The the feds are now legally required to view my d--- pics

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?
Board /int/ - International Anonymous >Don't have sex >Normies seethe ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/07/24(Mon) 17:09:04 No.203157569 >Don't watch movies >Hollywood seethes >Don't play games I HAVE NEVER SEEN & VAGINA 53 KB PNG >Banks seethe >Don't vote >Devs seethe >Don't pursue education >Unis seethe >Don't invest >Government seethes >Don't serve >Military seethes >Don't r--- women >Feminists seethe >Don't commit mass shootings >Feds seethe >Do absolutely nothing >Academics and private business and government agents hold billion dollar studies and committees to try and figure out what to do about them and the problem they pose How do chuds cause so much strife and upheaval by simply doing nothing?

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Anon High IQ Moments | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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No seriously, when has this ever actually happened? | /r/Greentext

Like that's ever gonna happen. 16880840555750.jpg 152 KB JPG >Devs follow the fans' advice to improve their game >Game does stupendously well
Like that's ever gonna happen. 16880840555750.jpg 152 KB JPG >Devs follow the fans' advice to improve their game >Game does stupendously well

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As I sit here in my dark room | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 79048714 >play adult game >it has an interesting and long story >eventually get bored of the adult part, just focus on the story >game forces sex scenes on me and slows down my progress on the story PNG | 26.95 KB Monday 2024-10-07 17:07:01 about an hour ago 10 Replies 4 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous 79048714 >play adult game >it has an interesting and long story >eventually get bored of the adult part, just focus on the story >game forces sex scenes on me and slows down my progress on the story PNG | 26.95 KB Monday 2024-10-07 17:07:01 about an hour ago 10 Replies 4 Images 3< REPLY

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I've wallowed enough to deform | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY

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Mother knows best | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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does anyone have the one greentext where the guy looks at school book years later and finds girls number? | /r/Greentext

Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?
Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?

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Anon overslept | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard
Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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Germanon prefers another idealogy that starts with N | /r/Greentext

10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM
10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM

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Sometimes the best move to make is none at all. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won
Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won

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Ask for the anthem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY
Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY

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Riddle me this, /b/man! | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E
File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E

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Anon is cooking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417
: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417

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Anon can't catch a break. | /r/Greentext

38m (11/8 11:33) 75341390 6 Re⚫ 2 Img JPG 8KB (218 x 231) images.jpg 3 Replies >sex doll order status: seized by customs
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The Way of the Samurai | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?

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unrealistic expectations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP
Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP

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Anon does a good deed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG

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