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Anonymous (ID: tcMj52wm 01/17/25(Fri)15:44:18 No.494519412 537 KB PNG Do you all realize the number of schizophrenics there are around here? Its huge. Yall need to take your meds. There was no jesuit conspirancy centuries ago, jews dont rule the world (they probably want to, tho), muslims didnt take over Europe (yet) and indians are not taking over jobs in the US. The truth is or youre just mentally ill, or youre blaming others for your failure because youre a mediocre loser. Anonymous (ID: 55+0h6Gg) 01/17/25(Fri)15:47:50 No.494519548 >Jews dont rule the world >They just control the media, hollywood, p---, music industry, publishing houses, banks, and bribed 90% of congress >And if you speak out against jews, you will be canceled, debanked, and prosecuted with special antisemitism laws. hmm...
Anonymous (ID: tcMj52wm 01/17/25(Fri)15:44:18 No.494519412 537 KB PNG Do you all realize the number of schizophrenics there are around here? Its huge. Yall need to take your meds. There was no jesuit conspirancy centuries ago, jews dont rule the world (they probably want to, tho), muslims didnt take over Europe (yet) and indians are not taking over jobs in the US. The truth is or youre just mentally ill, or youre blaming others for your failure because youre a mediocre loser. Anonymous (ID: 55+0h6Gg) 01/17/25(Fri)15:47:50 No.494519548 >Jews dont rule the world >They just control the media, hollywood, p---, music industry, publishing houses, banks, and bribed 90% of congress >And if you speak out against jews, you will be canceled, debanked, and prosecuted with special antisemitism laws. hmm...

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Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)02:26:40 No.207762395 IMG_7902.jpg 74 KB JPG >Hear for years how Season 8 is the worst thing ever >Finally watch it >Turns out people were mad an obvious villain acted villainous Were people really this stupid in 2019?
Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)02:26:40 No.207762395 IMG_7902.jpg 74 KB JPG >Hear for years how Season 8 is the worst thing ever >Finally watch it >Turns out people were mad an obvious villain acted villainous Were people really this stupid in 2019?

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Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #
Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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Yeah, I'd almost quit too if that happened to me | /r/Greentext

Millie Bobby Brown almost 'quit acting' after losing major role to Bella Ramsey... TISE MAM Anonymous >>204107342 (OP) # 10/03/24(Thu)10:21:16 No.204107376 >yeah let's go with the one that looks like a girl Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)10:49:54 No.204107885 >>204107376 # >uhh, yeah, su-sure.. which one is that by the way?
Millie Bobby Brown almost 'quit acting' after losing major role to Bella Ramsey... TISE MAM Anonymous >>204107342 (OP) # 10/03/24(Thu)10:21:16 No.204107376 >yeah let's go with the one that looks like a girl Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)10:49:54 No.204107885 >>204107376 # >uhh, yeah, su-sure.. which one is that by the way?

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Skill issue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)17:17:54 No.700403380 93 KB JPG >Top ranked player in the world >He's actually just a boosted s------ who sucks and gers carried Why is this so common?
Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)17:17:54 No.700403380 93 KB JPG >Top ranked player in the world >He's actually just a boosted s------ who sucks and gers carried Why is this so common?

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Anon doesn’t believe in golden age of indie games | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)10:03:45 No.632619519 [Reply] ▸ >>632640619 >supposed "golden age" of indie games >unparalleled technology that lets one amateur do the work of 100+ professional devs 20 years ago >no Deus Exes, no System Shocks, no GTA IIls >just the same pixelshit platformers over and over and over again lol
☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)10:03:45 No.632619519 [Reply] ▸ >>632640619 >supposed "golden age" of indie games >unparalleled technology that lets one amateur do the work of 100+ professional devs 20 years ago >no Deus Exes, no System Shocks, no GTA IIls >just the same pixelshit platformers over and over and over again lol

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Anon needs to smile more | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
⠀ Anonymous 100 KB JPG >middle of test 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/16/25(Thu)18:08:15 No.80080352 254 KB PNG Ok zoomers, all you have to do is this >Skip college >Get the $70k a year panda express job >Move 6 states away to live in a $200k crackhouse on MLK drive >Marry a girl 10 years older >Get a $25 car somehow >Clip coupons >Stop eating avocado on toast And you too will live the dream!
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/16/25(Thu)18:08:15 No.80080352 254 KB PNG Ok zoomers, all you have to do is this >Skip college >Get the $70k a year panda express job >Move 6 states away to live in a $200k crackhouse on MLK drive >Marry a girl 10 years older >Get a $25 car somehow >Clip coupons >Stop eating avocado on toast And you too will live the dream!

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Anon explains life before and after internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>142945675 # before internet 03/30/24(Sat) 16:40:01 No.142947939 >i want to f--- toasters >grow out of it >have a normal life after internet >i want to f--- toasters >find online community of fellow toaster f------ >f--- up your life
: Anonymous >>142945675 # before internet 03/30/24(Sat) 16:40:01 No.142947939 >i want to f--- toasters >grow out of it >have a normal life after internet >i want to f--- toasters >find online community of fellow toaster f------ >f--- up your life

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Anon's life sucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 253 KB PNG 03/22/18(Thu)22:58:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because I'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea
Anonymous 253 KB PNG 03/22/18(Thu)22:58:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because I'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea

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A rare Anon W? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 287 KB JPG 01/17/25(Fri)02:03:44 No.80077529 >wfh since covid >script all my job with python >bosses can't tell, nobody checks/cares >3 hours work for 40 hours pay >browse 4chan all day >money is actually legit decent I feel like a lottery winner.
Anonymous 287 KB JPG 01/17/25(Fri)02:03:44 No.80077529 >wfh since covid >script all my job with python >bosses can't tell, nobody checks/cares >3 hours work for 40 hours pay >browse 4chan all day >money is actually legit decent I feel like a lottery winner.

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Anon is a white supremacist nautze | /r/Greentext

maybe you should treat people better maybe you should treat people (...) >be me 01/16/25(Thu)13:45:27 No.930084090 >Over 6 ft >6 pack >Make over 6 figures >Which means I don't date women that require that for a relationship 145 KB JPG >Be gone thot
maybe you should treat people better maybe you should treat people (...) >be me 01/16/25(Thu)13:45:27 No.930084090 >Over 6 ft >6 pack >Make over 6 figures >Which means I don't date women that require that for a relationship 145 KB JPG >Be gone thot

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Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon has proof of aliens | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.82 MB PNG 01/16/25(Thu)13:42:04 No.39646191 >be me, obsessed with aliens, UFOs >honestly believe they're on earth >one day see unequivocal proof of ayyylmao >little guy just chilling in my back yard >run to grab highest quality camera | own, can take clear pictures of the surface of Pluto, can literally photograph an individual atom >run back to back yard >he's still there >thankfuck.pdf >take out camera >smash it to pieces with rock >reach in pocket for my trusty 2012 Nokia 113 >start shaking uncontrollably >take one (1) photo >I finally got proof >print out photo, delete file >spill coffee all over it >photocopy it 10 times before scanning it in >post to r/UFOs >10,000 upvotes Stop waiting for disclosure. It's already happened.
Anonymous 3.82 MB PNG 01/16/25(Thu)13:42:04 No.39646191 >be me, obsessed with aliens, UFOs >honestly believe they're on earth >one day see unequivocal proof of ayyylmao >little guy just chilling in my back yard >run to grab highest quality camera | own, can take clear pictures of the surface of Pluto, can literally photograph an individual atom >run back to back yard >he's still there >thankfuck.pdf >take out camera >smash it to pieces with rock >reach in pocket for my trusty 2012 Nokia 113 >start shaking uncontrollably >take one (1) photo >I finally got proof >print out photo, delete file >spill coffee all over it >photocopy it 10 times before scanning it in >post to r/UFOs >10,000 upvotes Stop waiting for disclosure. It's already happened.

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Another devoured by the jaws of Hollywood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:04:39 No.207886385 When will she return? 88 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:04:16 No.207890339 >Anon-n.... >She's g-gone anon. The Ligma got her
: Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)16:04:39 No.207886385 When will she return? 88 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/14/25(Tue)19:04:16 No.207890339 >Anon-n.... >She's g-gone anon. The Ligma got her

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Archives of the internet doesn't lie | /r/Greentext

NO Anonymous What is your opinion on Japan? JAPAN 08/20/19(Tue)20:28:54 No.110138909 Personally, not a fan. They are like aliens from another planet to me in how they look, think and behave. 8 KB JPG Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:29:52 No.110138945 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 # Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:31:28 No.110138995 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 # Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:32:10 No. 110139032 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 #
NO Anonymous What is your opinion on Japan? JAPAN 08/20/19(Tue)20:28:54 No.110138909 Personally, not a fan. They are like aliens from another planet to me in how they look, think and behave. 8 KB JPG Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:29:52 No.110138945 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 # Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:31:28 No.110138995 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 # Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)20:32:10 No. 110139032 The jews fear the samurai >>110140888 #

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