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>>12887774 brain damaged and in denial. uh oh Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:55:45 2019 No.12887813 Quoted by: >>12887832 >>12887911 >>12892874 >>12893325 >>12893510 >>12893841 >>12894055 >>12894157 >>12895044 >>12895289 >>12895366 >>12895490 >>12895496 >>12895606 >>12895639 >>12896307 >>12896369 >>12896440 >>12896717 >>12898241 >>12898875 >>12899048 >>12899288 >tfw in the time it took you to shitpost on 4chan for 5-7 years, hundreds of millions of YOUNG FUN HIP COO0OOL NORMIES went from "young" to "old" >tfw in that short span of time, hundreds of millions of normies (and especially roasties) went from being exciting happy fun party animals to being "that tired- looking person shuffling around the grocery store" HAHAHAHA! IT ONLY LASTS A FEW YEARS, AND THEN IT'S OVER FOREVER!!! NORMIES BET EVERYTHING, THEIR WHOLE SOUL, ON LIVING UP THEIR TEENS AND EARLY TWENTIES, AND THEN THEY JUST BECOME SAD OLD FRUMPS WITH NO IDENTITY AND NO REAL HOBBIES! TIME MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL! ROT AND SUFFER, NORMIE GARBAGE!!! WITHER AWAY FOR DECADES AND TELL PEOPLE ON YOUR SAD DYING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS ABOUT HOW KANYE WEST WAS POPULAR 17 YEARS AGO, BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND FUN!! WHAT'S THAT? 17 YEARS WENT BY IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE 5? GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTED YOUR SPIRIT IN SOMETHING MORE THAN KANYE WEST AND SUCKIN' C-- OUT OF DUDES FROM A CELL PHONE APPLICATION THEN! ENJOY OLD AGE YOU PENSIONLESS FRIENDLESS HOBBILESS ERSTWHILE HEDONIST! I WILL MAKE A FORTUNE PLOWING YOUR UNWANTED BODIES INTO DITCHES WITH A TRACTOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO FAMILY TO PAY FOR YOUR FUNERAL AND MORTUARY SERVICES! MY FUNERAL WILL BE FILLED WITH AUTISTIC FRIENDS AND FELLOW TRAVELLERS! EVERYONE ON /LIT/IS INVITED TO MY FUNERAL! Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:59:48 2019 No.12887823

>>12887774 brain damaged and in denial. uh oh Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:55:45 2019 No.12887813 Quoted by: >>12887832 >>12887911 >>12892874 >>12893325 >>12893510 >>12893841 >>12894055 >>12894157 >>12895044 >>12895289 >>12895366 >>12895490 >>12895496 >>12895606 >>12895639 >>12896307 >>12896369 >>12896440 >>12896717 >>12898241 >>12898875 >>12899048 >>12899288 >tfw in the time it took you to shitpost on 4chan for 5-7 years, hundreds of millions of YOUNG FUN HIP COO0OOL NORMIES went from "young" to "old" >tfw in that short span of time, hundreds of millions of normies (and especially roasties) went from being exciting happy fun party animals to being "that tired- looking person shuffling around the grocery store" HAHAHAHA! IT ONLY LASTS A FEW YEARS, AND THEN IT'S OVER FOREVER!!! NORMIES BET EVERYTHING, THEIR WHOLE SOUL, ON LIVING UP THEIR TEENS AND EARLY TWENTIES, AND THEN THEY JUST BECOME SAD OLD FRUMPS WITH NO IDENTITY AND NO REAL HOBBIES! TIME MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL! ROT AND SUFFER, NORMIE GARBAGE!!! WITHER AWAY FOR DECADES AND TELL PEOPLE ON YOUR SAD DYING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS ABOUT HOW KANYE WEST WAS POPULAR 17 YEARS AGO, BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND FUN!! WHAT'S THAT? 17 YEARS WENT BY IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE 5? GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTED YOUR SPIRIT IN SOMETHING MORE THAN KANYE WEST AND SUCKIN' C-- OUT OF DUDES FROM A CELL PHONE APPLICATION THEN! ENJOY OLD AGE YOU PENSIONLESS FRIENDLESS HOBBILESS ERSTWHILE HEDONIST! I WILL MAKE A FORTUNE PLOWING YOUR UNWANTED BODIES INTO DITCHES WITH A TRACTOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO FAMILY TO PAY FOR YOUR FUNERAL AND MORTUARY SERVICES! MY FUNERAL WILL BE FILLED WITH AUTISTIC FRIENDS AND FELLOW TRAVELLERS! EVERYONE ON /LIT/IS INVITED TO MY FUNERAL! Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:59:48 2019 No.12887823

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File: F------ had it.png (121 KB, 338x414) Cucked through time and space Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:12:53 No.76256853 >be me, 8 years ago >have gf, been dating for 6 years >on mid january we celebrate our 6th anniversary, go to a fancy hotel, had expensive lunch >ff to march >she breaks up with me, says we are stalling each other, we should improve as human beings each on their own way and blabla >enter in a deep depression >eventually got over and start again, even begin dating again >ff 8 years, present >we are in good terms, you could say we are friends even >I check her social media >she and her actual bf are celebrating her anniversary >think its cute, feel happy for her >somethings off >check date >its mid january >they are celebrating their 8th year together >think "wait, that can't be right, if they were in the 8th year that would mean--" >realize.gif ► >>76258388 >She started dating him when she was still with me >even worst, thery where celebrating their anniversary, which means they've been f------ for at least a couple of mounths before we had our 6th anniversary >the guy was her gym teacher >which she started a couple of months before we broke up >realized i've been cucked this whole time >laugh like an idiot because it took me 8 f------ years >mfw Anyway, this is how I started 2024, how are you guys doin?

File: F------ had it.png (121 KB, 338x414) Cucked through time and space Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:12:53 No.76256853 >be me, 8 years ago >have gf, been dating for 6 years >on mid january we celebrate our 6th anniversary, go to a fancy hotel, had expensive lunch >ff to march >she breaks up with me, says we are stalling each other, we should improve as human beings each on their own way and blabla >enter in a deep depression >eventually got over and start again, even begin dating again >ff 8 years, present >we are in good terms, you could say we are friends even >I check her social media >she and her actual bf are celebrating her anniversary >think its cute, feel happy for her >somethings off >check date >its mid january >they are celebrating their 8th year together >think "wait, that can't be right, if they were in the 8th year that would mean--" >realize.gif ► >>76258388 >She started dating him when she was still with me >even worst, thery where celebrating their anniversary, which means they've been f------ for at least a couple of mounths before we had our 6th anniversary >the guy was her gym teacher >which she started a couple of months before we broke up >realized i've been cucked this whole time >laugh like an idiot because it took me 8 f------ years >mfw Anyway, this is how I started 2024, how are you guys doin?

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Anon's take on the Dream face reveal | /r/Greentext

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: Q593R4gW 08/01/23(Tue)06:25:44 No.436477630 m6910 TE TE BA 169086338657035494.jpg 162 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: sSop74Nk) Settings Mobile Home This is considered a monstrously and hilariously ugly man in 2023 08/01/23(Tue)06:26:50 No.436477701 >>436477630 (OP) # unless you make young alain delon look like an incel you're considered ugly in 2023 by women >>436482348 # >>436493165 # >>436495590 #

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: Q593R4gW 08/01/23(Tue)06:25:44 No.436477630 m6910 TE TE BA 169086338657035494.jpg 162 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: sSop74Nk) Settings Mobile Home This is considered a monstrously and hilariously ugly man in 2023 08/01/23(Tue)06:26:50 No.436477701 >>436477630 (OP) # unless you make young alain delon look like an incel you're considered ugly in 2023 by women >>436482348 # >>436493165 # >>436495590 #

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WAAAAAAAAAAGH2024? | /r/Greentext

SO DIS KRUMP GIT >raizez ibroww DIS MONGLED KRUMP P >audience gitz gettin reel orky rite now, stompin and chantin MOMBLE KURMP ORDERED TWO SQUIGZ >full-on WAAAGH!!! breaks out, boyz smashin da studeeo up proppa TOOOOOOOOOOO SHQUIIIIIGZUH >Chaos krazees warp in, now is a right proppa fight WE CAN'T LET DIS GROT HAVE DA DAKKA KODEZ >Gork n Mork wake up

SO DIS KRUMP GIT >raizez ibroww DIS MONGLED KRUMP P >audience gitz gettin reel orky rite now, stompin and chantin MOMBLE KURMP ORDERED TWO SQUIGZ >full-on WAAAGH!!! breaks out, boyz smashin da studeeo up proppa TOOOOOOOOOOO SHQUIIIIIGZUH >Chaos krazees warp in, now is a right proppa fight WE CAN'T LET DIS GROT HAVE DA DAKKA KODEZ >Gork n Mork wake up

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Anon likes Samwise Gamgee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 793 KB PNG 09/10/23(Sun)12:21:24 No.189726861 >defeated Shelob, an immortal creature even Sauron knew to leave alone >carried The One and gave it up willingly >stayed by Frodo until the very end to assure his quest was completed >went back home and slammed prime Hobbitussy and had 14 children Has there ever been a side character as based?

: Anonymous 793 KB PNG 09/10/23(Sun)12:21:24 No.189726861 >defeated Shelob, an immortal creature even Sauron knew to leave alone >carried The One and gave it up willingly >stayed by Frodo until the very end to assure his quest was completed >went back home and slammed prime Hobbitussy and had 14 children Has there ever been a side character as based?

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>asks for a refund | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/29/24(Mon)16:51:55 No.665338516 >new game >Look up meta build >Look up possible exploits >Look up broken bugs >Storm through game >Write Steam review >"Did you enjoys this game?" >"No, it was too easy"

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/29/24(Mon)16:51:55 No.665338516 >new game >Look up meta build >Look up possible exploits >Look up broken bugs >Storm through game >Write Steam review >"Did you enjoys this game?" >"No, it was too easy"

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Anon is from Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ⓒ 37 KB JPG : Anonymous >>193107680 (OP) # "Me too." >>193108327 # 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:35 No.193107680 >"I f----- your mom" how would you respond to that without sounding mad in your Country 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:54 No.193107685

: Anonymous Ⓒ 37 KB JPG : Anonymous >>193107680 (OP) # "Me too." >>193108327 # 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:35 No.193107680 >"I f----- your mom" how would you respond to that without sounding mad in your Country 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:54 No.193107685

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Anon Likes Armored Trooper VOTOMS | /r/Greentext

File: fe738426c26a93b93ef9854a0(...).jpg (65 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:32:54 No.60726791 >>60726798 >>60726842 >>60726939 >>60726954 >>60726961 >>60727010 >>60727025 >>60727102 >>60727787 >>60727801 >>60730048 >>60730508 >>60730641 >>60730902 >>60732570 >>60733093 >>60735907 >>60735920 >>60736671 >>60736854 >>60736880 >>60736984>>60737720 >>60744522 >>60747649 >>60748072 >>60750187 >>60752690 >>60752818 >>60755377 >>60756357 >>60756460 >>60764132 >>60766519 >>60766660 >>60767777 >>60771938 >>60776750 >>60776854 >>60777152 >>60777524 >>60777605 >>60777637 >>60777659 >>60782725 >>60784332 >Has the firepower of an IFV >Only 12 feet tall >Used as heavy infantry >Can move really fast Is there any reason we don't already have these? >> Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:52:09 No.60726961 >>60727025 File: mellowlink.jpg (84 KB, 500x750) ARMOR HUNTER MELLOWLINK >>60726791 (OP) >can be taken out by some dude on foot with an anti tank rifle Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)16:43:55 No.60730048 File: why.jpg (126 KB, 718x963) Why are we attacking our own forces? 890 >>60726791 (OP) >Wagner VOTOMS be like pic related >high ground pressure >low stability 2 Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)11:55:06 No.60736880 >>60738142 >>60776939 >>60726791 (OP) >low power to weight ratio >high fuel consumption >highly vulnerable knee joints >lacking any reason for them to actually exist in the first place >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:09:20 No.60766519 ► >>60767646 >>60726791 (OP) >$200 RPG to the leg >"200,000 million down the drain oopsey-doodles >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)19:54:01 No.60768512 ► File: yok.jpg (8 KB, 300x168) 0 M soapy water. thats it. just pour some soapy water and youve defeated any mech

File: fe738426c26a93b93ef9854a0(...).jpg (65 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:32:54 No.60726791 >>60726798 >>60726842 >>60726939 >>60726954 >>60726961 >>60727010 >>60727025 >>60727102 >>60727787 >>60727801 >>60730048 >>60730508 >>60730641 >>60730902 >>60732570 >>60733093 >>60735907 >>60735920 >>60736671 >>60736854 >>60736880 >>60736984>>60737720 >>60744522 >>60747649 >>60748072 >>60750187 >>60752690 >>60752818 >>60755377 >>60756357 >>60756460 >>60764132 >>60766519 >>60766660 >>60767777 >>60771938 >>60776750 >>60776854 >>60777152 >>60777524 >>60777605 >>60777637 >>60777659 >>60782725 >>60784332 >Has the firepower of an IFV >Only 12 feet tall >Used as heavy infantry >Can move really fast Is there any reason we don't already have these? >> Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:52:09 No.60726961 >>60727025 File: mellowlink.jpg (84 KB, 500x750) ARMOR HUNTER MELLOWLINK >>60726791 (OP) >can be taken out by some dude on foot with an anti tank rifle Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)16:43:55 No.60730048 File: why.jpg (126 KB, 718x963) Why are we attacking our own forces? 890 >>60726791 (OP) >Wagner VOTOMS be like pic related >high ground pressure >low stability 2 Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)11:55:06 No.60736880 >>60738142 >>60776939 >>60726791 (OP) >low power to weight ratio >high fuel consumption >highly vulnerable knee joints >lacking any reason for them to actually exist in the first place >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:09:20 No.60766519 ► >>60767646 >>60726791 (OP) >$200 RPG to the leg >"200,000 million down the drain oopsey-doodles >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)19:54:01 No.60768512 ► File: yok.jpg (8 KB, 300x168) 0 M soapy water. thats it. just pour some soapy water and youve defeated any mech

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Anon learns Ukrainian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: /BTgcwuQ) H Why are Ukranians like this? >SLABLAHBLAH 12/12/23(Tue)08:44:23 No.451636826 pig.jpg 6 KB JPG UKRAAAAAIIIINEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGHHH >COUNTEROFFENSYYYYI|||||||||VVVVVV >MYOAR MONNNEEEEIIIGGGHHHH >KIIIEEEEEEEEV : Anonymous (ID: 9ZXWOC89) [+] 12/12/23(Tue)08:45:37 No.451636895 at least they're not a F------ LEAF >>451636997 # >>451637876 # >>451639974 # >>451642036 #

: Anonymous (ID: /BTgcwuQ) H Why are Ukranians like this? >SLABLAHBLAH 12/12/23(Tue)08:44:23 No.451636826 pig.jpg 6 KB JPG UKRAAAAAIIIINEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGHHH >COUNTEROFFENSYYYYI|||||||||VVVVVV >MYOAR MONNNEEEEIIIGGGHHHH >KIIIEEEEEEEEV : Anonymous (ID: 9ZXWOC89) [+] 12/12/23(Tue)08:45:37 No.451636895 at least they're not a F------ LEAF >>451636997 # >>451637876 # >>451639974 # >>451642036 #

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Rugby practice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25/01/2024, 7:19:15 PM No.26073621 30 KB JPEG > be me > 14 yo at rugby practice > One of the team has Down syndrome >We rotate taking turns holding the tackle bag > Have always been taught to treat people with disabilities the same as everyone else > My turn to tackle the bag with Down syndrome kid holding it > Autisium.exe > Tackel the bag as hard as I would for anyone else > Down syndrome kid falls to the ground and starts crying > Everyone yells at me Why is the world so complicated anons

Anonymous 25/01/2024, 7:19:15 PM No.26073621 30 KB JPEG > be me > 14 yo at rugby practice > One of the team has Down syndrome >We rotate taking turns holding the tackle bag > Have always been taught to treat people with disabilities the same as everyone else > My turn to tackle the bag with Down syndrome kid holding it > Autisium.exe > Tackel the bag as hard as I would for anyone else > Down syndrome kid falls to the ground and starts crying > Everyone yells at me Why is the world so complicated anons

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I feel really fucking bad for Anon :( | /r/Greentext

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Anon does a bit of gazemaxxing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Who else is gazemaxxing? 01/28/24(Sun)14:53:00 No.76276258 >apply a very light amount of mascara and eyeliner >keep a slight squint >make sure to keep just a little bit of eyebags >maintain unbreaking eye contact with people until they look away first >tilt your head a little bit downwards and look up with your eyes >learn subtle face movements and what they mean Congrats you can now hypnotize people with your gaze. Caution: This will cause women to instantly wet their f------ panties and throw themselves onto you. 1.32 MB PNG

Anonymous Who else is gazemaxxing? 01/28/24(Sun)14:53:00 No.76276258 >apply a very light amount of mascara and eyeliner >keep a slight squint >make sure to keep just a little bit of eyebags >maintain unbreaking eye contact with people until they look away first >tilt your head a little bit downwards and look up with your eyes >learn subtle face movements and what they mean Congrats you can now hypnotize people with your gaze. Caution: This will cause women to instantly wet their f------ panties and throw themselves onto you. 1.32 MB PNG

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Anon discovers why ninjas aren't cool | /r/Greentext

Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.

Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.

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Dr healthy gamer anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 277 KB PNG 01/28/24(Sun)19:11:01 No.76278936 >today we're gonna talk about why you can't talk to women >the reason you can't talk to women is because you haven't been taught how to talk to women! >society tells us "dude just talk to women" but we've never learned how to actually talk to women, so of course we don't know how to talk to women >anyway the yogis came up with this term called "dikcok" Why do people watch this guy again?

Anonymous 277 KB PNG 01/28/24(Sun)19:11:01 No.76278936 >today we're gonna talk about why you can't talk to women >the reason you can't talk to women is because you haven't been taught how to talk to women! >society tells us "dude just talk to women" but we've never learned how to actually talk to women, so of course we don't know how to talk to women >anyway the yogis came up with this term called "dikcok" Why do people watch this guy again?

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Anon's getting delusional again, he never kissed anyone yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)16:49:59 No.910765317 Oh boy, I sure am enjoying playing my favorite game, Cyberpunk 2077! > Kiss Panam > Watch my character get more action than I've had in the past 18 months. The loneliness is getting unbearable. I think I've forgotten what it feels like to kiss. 4 Replies >>910766973 # View Thread : Anonymous >>910765317 (OP) # 18 months .... wooooooaaaaaah zomg thats like forever or something....right..... 12/13/23(Wed)17:12:35 No.910765816

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)16:49:59 No.910765317 Oh boy, I sure am enjoying playing my favorite game, Cyberpunk 2077! > Kiss Panam > Watch my character get more action than I've had in the past 18 months. The loneliness is getting unbearable. I think I've forgotten what it feels like to kiss. 4 Replies >>910766973 # View Thread : Anonymous >>910765317 (OP) # 18 months .... wooooooaaaaaah zomg thats like forever or something....right..... 12/13/23(Wed)17:12:35 No.910765816

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If its so good where's TF3 | /r/Greentext

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Anon achieves freedom | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >Gf tries starting a huge argument with me on my birthday >At some point something just clicks in my brain >Hang up the phone and block her on everything >Enjoy the rest of the day with my family What is the name of this feeling?

45 KB JPG >Gf tries starting a huge argument with me on my birthday >At some point something just clicks in my brain >Hang up the phone and block her on everything >Enjoy the rest of the day with my family What is the name of this feeling?

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Anon helps the less fortunate | /r/Greentext

File: comdlpng6970006.jpg (47 KB, 350x338) how do I live with myself anymore? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:45:49 No.30645053 >be me >incel >therapist suggests I volunteer with the less fortunate to help me contextualize just how good my life is and hopefully improve my self esteem so I stop pitying myself >therapist signs me up for adult mentor volunteer for group home for retards >most of them have physical disabilities ontop of mental disabilities >meet dave >he looks like the stereotype of someone with down syndrome but with the added factor of him being a burn victim and having a stutter >volunteer there for a few weeks when dave comes up >hey anon h-how c...c...come you don't have a wife? >explain i havent found any woman interested in me >well what about a girlfriend? wh-when w-was the last time you had a gf? >explain to him i never had a gf before >wow anon I've g...g..gotten p---- like 100 times before. I get my d--- wet every week are you r-really saying you never got laid before? >tfw when a literal retarded mongoloid is roasting you for being a virgin

File: comdlpng6970006.jpg (47 KB, 350x338) how do I live with myself anymore? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:45:49 No.30645053 >be me >incel >therapist suggests I volunteer with the less fortunate to help me contextualize just how good my life is and hopefully improve my self esteem so I stop pitying myself >therapist signs me up for adult mentor volunteer for group home for retards >most of them have physical disabilities ontop of mental disabilities >meet dave >he looks like the stereotype of someone with down syndrome but with the added factor of him being a burn victim and having a stutter >volunteer there for a few weeks when dave comes up >hey anon h-how c...c...come you don't have a wife? >explain i havent found any woman interested in me >well what about a girlfriend? wh-when w-was the last time you had a gf? >explain to him i never had a gf before >wow anon I've g...g..gotten p---- like 100 times before. I get my d--- wet every week are you r-really saying you never got laid before? >tfw when a literal retarded mongoloid is roasting you for being a virgin

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Harry Potter and The Goon Paper of Secrets | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:33:16 No.195585025 Oeec9d2a311b2ec52327029fb059ad5bb669b856_hq.jpg 24 KB JPG >You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle. Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles. >>195585152 # >>195588856 # : Anonymous >>195585025 (OP) # Ok but I would though. Just imagine some bratty goth origami lips trying to scold you while gagging on your c---. 01/26/24(Fri)11:35:37 No.195585125

: Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:33:16 No.195585025 Oeec9d2a311b2ec52327029fb059ad5bb669b856_hq.jpg 24 KB JPG >You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle. Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles. >>195585152 # >>195588856 # : Anonymous >>195585025 (OP) # Ok but I would though. Just imagine some bratty goth origami lips trying to scold you while gagging on your c---. 01/26/24(Fri)11:35:37 No.195585125

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: Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:50:57 No.76275661 >3 white friends constantly s--- on the poojeet. the Bic BANG >Parents s--- on him for possibly THEORY 22 KB JPG being a f--. >Parents frequently give him mail- order brides from shitndia. >Brides leave him once it's clear he's a beta f--. >Openly thirsts after his friends wives/gf. >By the end of the show the 3 white friends are married and have successful careers. >The poojeet remains single and lives in a friends garage. What did the writers mean by this?

: Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:50:57 No.76275661 >3 white friends constantly s--- on the poojeet. the Bic BANG >Parents s--- on him for possibly THEORY 22 KB JPG being a f--. >Parents frequently give him mail- order brides from shitndia. >Brides leave him once it's clear he's a beta f--. >Openly thirsts after his friends wives/gf. >By the end of the show the 3 white friends are married and have successful careers. >The poojeet remains single and lives in a friends garage. What did the writers mean by this?

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