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Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?

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249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.
249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.

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File: 1728235281152624.jpg (143 KB, 731x1023) Fischbrötchen Fischfrikadelle Matjessalat Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs Matjes Seelachs Seelachs-Ei Krabben Makrele Räucherlachs Rollmops Matjessalat Matjessalat-Seelachs Stremellachs Bismarck Bratroller Brathering Peffermakrele ☐ Anonymous (ID: Pfv+uxiA 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:17 No.484027975 >>484028088 >>484028452 >>484029660 >>484029777 >>484029920 >>484029997 >>484030263 >>484030345 >>484030373 >>484033579 >>484033627 >>484033695 >>484033811 >>484034212 >>484034446 >>484034786 >>484034823 >>484034943 >>484035256 >>484035307 >>484035505 >>484036198 >>484036268 >>484036399 >>484036611 >>484037084 >>484037167 >>484037519 >>484038109 >>484038860 >>484043451 >>484043643 >>484043896 >>484043985 >>484044016 >>484044571 >>484044596 >>484044676 >>484044864 >>484044937 >>484045288 Krauts deserved to lose both world wars and everything bad that happens to them is deserved >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: aOsjLQUO) 10/07/24(Mon) 13:39:57 No.484028088 ►>>484028452 File: 1721586604295810.png (195 KB, 426x427) >>484027975 (OP) >order krabben sandwich >look inside >full of shrimp >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: 60ZBU4AZ 10/07/24(Mon)14:02:29 No.484029660 File: Fischbroetchen-2.jpg (140 KB, 1024x1001) >>484027975 (OP) you seethe leaves more for me
File: 1728235281152624.jpg (143 KB, 731x1023) Fischbrötchen Fischfrikadelle Matjessalat Bismarck-Krabben-Lachs Matjes Seelachs Seelachs-Ei Krabben Makrele Räucherlachs Rollmops Matjessalat Matjessalat-Seelachs Stremellachs Bismarck Bratroller Brathering Peffermakrele ☐ Anonymous (ID: Pfv+uxiA 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:17 No.484027975 >>484028088 >>484028452 >>484029660 >>484029777 >>484029920 >>484029997 >>484030263 >>484030345 >>484030373 >>484033579 >>484033627 >>484033695 >>484033811 >>484034212 >>484034446 >>484034786 >>484034823 >>484034943 >>484035256 >>484035307 >>484035505 >>484036198 >>484036268 >>484036399 >>484036611 >>484037084 >>484037167 >>484037519 >>484038109 >>484038860 >>484043451 >>484043643 >>484043896 >>484043985 >>484044016 >>484044571 >>484044596 >>484044676 >>484044864 >>484044937 >>484045288 Krauts deserved to lose both world wars and everything bad that happens to them is deserved >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: aOsjLQUO) 10/07/24(Mon) 13:39:57 No.484028088 ►>>484028452 File: 1721586604295810.png (195 KB, 426x427) >>484027975 (OP) >order krabben sandwich >look inside >full of shrimp >> ☐ Anonymous (ID: 60ZBU4AZ 10/07/24(Mon)14:02:29 No.484029660 File: Fischbroetchen-2.jpg (140 KB, 1024x1001) >>484027975 (OP) you seethe leaves more for me

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Copulating green male Observing female Observing female Rejected pink male >girls >want men to be taller than them >also girls >wear heels out that make them like 3 inches taller Why Are they just stupid?
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05.30.2018 05:32 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty repulsive?
05.30.2018 05:32 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty repulsive?

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: Anonymous northstar is this thing loaded? 248 KB JPG 10/06/24(Sun) 23:11:20 No.925562511 >be me at 20 years old, 2008-2009ish >Hanging with first GF in my car with the heater on cause we live in Minnesota and it's cold >Clock strikes 11:11 and she says "11:11 make a wish!" >She does this every day for months in a row and I always wish for random s--- that never comes true >We break up for unrelated reasons, mainly distance as college pulled me away >She gets diagnosed with f------ cancer >I go and visit her, she's bald but I tell her she's beautiful anyways >She's sick and sitting in bed, I'm hanging with her in her room laughing and we're listening to the band Northstar (old album from pic related) >It's November 11th, and the clock strikes 11:11 >I tell her to make a wish >Tell her I wish for her to get better soon and she says she wishes the same >On my drive home she calls and says she misses me but I tell her I'll visit again soon >It's not exactly miraculous, but she ends up getting better and beating cancer >She ends up getting a new boyfriend around 2014 and I see pics of them on Instagram >I get a warm feeling of happiness seeing her smile despite not being hers >Years later tonight I'm listening to Northstar while playing Vampire survivors and randomly thinking of her >She probably doesn't think of me often now as she's a mom but I had to share this story cause I think of her often
: Anonymous northstar is this thing loaded? 248 KB JPG 10/06/24(Sun) 23:11:20 No.925562511 >be me at 20 years old, 2008-2009ish >Hanging with first GF in my car with the heater on cause we live in Minnesota and it's cold >Clock strikes 11:11 and she says "11:11 make a wish!" >She does this every day for months in a row and I always wish for random s--- that never comes true >We break up for unrelated reasons, mainly distance as college pulled me away >She gets diagnosed with f------ cancer >I go and visit her, she's bald but I tell her she's beautiful anyways >She's sick and sitting in bed, I'm hanging with her in her room laughing and we're listening to the band Northstar (old album from pic related) >It's November 11th, and the clock strikes 11:11 >I tell her to make a wish >Tell her I wish for her to get better soon and she says she wishes the same >On my drive home she calls and says she misses me but I tell her I'll visit again soon >It's not exactly miraculous, but she ends up getting better and beating cancer >She ends up getting a new boyfriend around 2014 and I see pics of them on Instagram >I get a warm feeling of happiness seeing her smile despite not being hers >Years later tonight I'm listening to Northstar while playing Vampire survivors and randomly thinking of her >She probably doesn't think of me often now as she's a mom but I had to share this story cause I think of her often

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Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)20:46:19 No.71377096 Have I Fruly become an engineer? 627EF8DD-B176-47A9-A953-3FCEE1D767B3.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >hate every minute of engineer school >today I graduated >no fanfare or celebration because December >just kind of walk outside and be finished >that is it, just leave Is this how prisoners feel?
Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)20:46:19 No.71377096 Have I Fruly become an engineer? 627EF8DD-B176-47A9-A953-3FCEE1D767B3.jpg 23 KB JPG >be me >hate every minute of engineer school >today I graduated >no fanfare or celebration because December >just kind of walk outside and be finished >that is it, just leave Is this how prisoners feel?

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Anonymous GIF | 20.26 KB Monday 2024-10-07 01:55:44 6 minutes ago 1 Reply 0 Images 79042225 >be me >recently single (like 3 months after 3 years) >6'4" 220 decently attractive tech job went to a good school work out daily etc etc >basically all the boxes checked imo >go on first date yesterday >we talked for like a week or so beforehand (over text, not on hinge) >have at least a few mutual friends >like all the same stuff >started at patio bar near her apartment >had really good convo, got pizza, only ate a few pieces, talked for like an hour >went to second bar (her favorite bar) for a nightcap >talked for another hour >seemed like it was going REALLY well >planned to have second date on wednesday of next week >walk her home, say goodbyes, make out for about 10 seconds >get in uber >go to text her about 5 minutes later >number blocked >removed as follow on instagram (she followed me first) >unmatched on hinge What the f--- happened? I've had much more cordial responses after MUCH worse dates before. REPLY
Anonymous GIF | 20.26 KB Monday 2024-10-07 01:55:44 6 minutes ago 1 Reply 0 Images 79042225 >be me >recently single (like 3 months after 3 years) >6'4" 220 decently attractive tech job went to a good school work out daily etc etc >basically all the boxes checked imo >go on first date yesterday >we talked for like a week or so beforehand (over text, not on hinge) >have at least a few mutual friends >like all the same stuff >started at patio bar near her apartment >had really good convo, got pizza, only ate a few pieces, talked for like an hour >went to second bar (her favorite bar) for a nightcap >talked for another hour >seemed like it was going REALLY well >planned to have second date on wednesday of next week >walk her home, say goodbyes, make out for about 10 seconds >get in uber >go to text her about 5 minutes later >number blocked >removed as follow on instagram (she followed me first) >unmatched on hinge What the f--- happened? I've had much more cordial responses after MUCH worse dates before. REPLY

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File: 3247654686.jpg (93 KB, 768x1024) Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)16:53:41 No.73342295 >>73342311 >>73342327 >>73342349 >be me >let my hair grow because lazy >at work >need to deliver some documents in another department >said department has a guy in a wheelchair >pretty funny and chill guy >wheelchair guy says "hey, didn't know you could use a helmet in here haha" >realize he's roasting me over my hair >people near him chuckle >ok ok anon roast back with a simple joke not related to his wheelchair >say "nice one, didn't know you could park inside either" while looking him dead in the eye >realize what i said >his smile vanishes from his face, doesn't even reply me >the same people who chuckled before are staring at me like i just kicked a puppy >entire room goes silent >quickly leave and go back to my desk Am i getting fired?
File: 3247654686.jpg (93 KB, 768x1024) Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)16:53:41 No.73342295 >>73342311 >>73342327 >>73342349 >be me >let my hair grow because lazy >at work >need to deliver some documents in another department >said department has a guy in a wheelchair >pretty funny and chill guy >wheelchair guy says "hey, didn't know you could use a helmet in here haha" >realize he's roasting me over my hair >people near him chuckle >ok ok anon roast back with a simple joke not related to his wheelchair >say "nice one, didn't know you could park inside either" while looking him dead in the eye >realize what i said >his smile vanishes from his face, doesn't even reply me >the same people who chuckled before are staring at me like i just kicked a puppy >entire room goes silent >quickly leave and go back to my desk Am i getting fired?

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Anonymous WORLD'S SMALLEST C--- PNG | 326.00 KB Monday 2024-10-07 04:17:54 2 hours ago 79043682 >difficult c-section birth >not held by mother for first day >circumcised >formula fed >f----- in the ass >raised by single mother >bullied in school early >pulled out and homeschooled Could I have rolled worse rng? 2 Replies 0 Images 1< REPLY
Anonymous WORLD'S SMALLEST C--- PNG | 326.00 KB Monday 2024-10-07 04:17:54 2 hours ago 79043682 >difficult c-section birth >not held by mother for first day >circumcised >formula fed >f----- in the ass >raised by single mother >bullied in school early >pulled out and homeschooled Could I have rolled worse rng? 2 Replies 0 Images 1< REPLY

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Anonymous on 50 alta c JPG | 1.45 MB Monday 2024-10-07 04:49:42 2 hours ago 79043952 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty 4 Replies 1 Image repulsive? 2< REPLY
Anonymous on 50 alta c JPG | 1.45 MB Monday 2024-10-07 04:49:42 2 hours ago 79043952 >be me >start to feel bad about spending too much time on computer >decide to go for a bike ride >ride through neighborhood to downtown to bike path >kamala/walz stuff everywhere >rainbow flags >those "in our america..." lawn signs all over >don't even care about politics but it's all so gross and pretentious >see disgustingly obese woman with her boyfriend walking their dog >they both look like absolute white trash goblins >their vibe is antisocial and retarded, like it's everybody else's fault they're gross >get to bike path, sun is in my eyes too bright even though I have sun glasses on >annoying families with their kids wandering on the path so I can't really ride smoothly >do a quick loop around and go home right away >sit back down in front of computer, so much happier instantly Am I just an a------ or is outside pretty 4 Replies 1 Image repulsive? 2< REPLY

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Anonymous 52 minutes ago 56403233 >Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks
Anonymous 52 minutes ago 56403233 >Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay" >Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 1+JxiG20) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/06/24(Sun)17:32:54 No.484003568 1.05 MB PNG >Be the British empire >Send criminals over to a giant prison island >FFW 150 years >Giant Prison Island is a larger, superior, richer, and overall better country than the UK. How did they do it? Anonymous (ID: qRarOFnd) >>484003568 (OP) You exported all the alphas. Anonymous (ID: 4vVOXYqC ) >>484003749 This Also more white. 10/06/24(Sun)17:35:07 No.484003749 10/06/24(Sun)17:35:44 No.484003803
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 1+JxiG20) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/06/24(Sun)17:32:54 No.484003568 1.05 MB PNG >Be the British empire >Send criminals over to a giant prison island >FFW 150 years >Giant Prison Island is a larger, superior, richer, and overall better country than the UK. How did they do it? Anonymous (ID: qRarOFnd) >>484003568 (OP) You exported all the alphas. Anonymous (ID: 4vVOXYqC ) >>484003749 This Also more white. 10/06/24(Sun)17:35:07 No.484003749 10/06/24(Sun)17:35:44 No.484003803

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: esmJ/GGa ) Z 10/06/24(Sun)15:05:02 No.483989870 BMW is racing toward a subscription model The automaker is offering a slew of features for monthly fees. Heated Seats $18/mo. Driving Assistant $35/mo. Map Updates $79/mo. DATA: The Verge IconicSounds Sport $99/mo. High Beam Assistant $10/mo. > De HUSTLE 127 KB PNG >Bought a car >Can't use all features it has until you pay for a subscription How the f--- did we get here?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: esmJ/GGa ) Z 10/06/24(Sun)15:05:02 No.483989870 BMW is racing toward a subscription model The automaker is offering a slew of features for monthly fees. Heated Seats $18/mo. Driving Assistant $35/mo. Map Updates $79/mo. DATA: The Verge IconicSounds Sport $99/mo. High Beam Assistant $10/mo. > De HUSTLE 127 KB PNG >Bought a car >Can't use all features it has until you pay for a subscription How the f--- did we get here?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ijxW02cg) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/06/24(Sun)16:14:44 No.483996584 LIVE MELBOURNE Deanne Carson urged parents to ask permission ( Image: ABC) Expert claims parents should ask babies for permission before changing nappy Sexuality expert Deanne Carson left viewers baffled when she insisted parents should ask permission before changing a baby's nappy to set up a "culture of consent from birth" By Jane Lavender, Associate Editor 07:30, 18 Aug 2023 469 KB PNG >Mom: Do I have your consent to change your diaper? >32 year old 600lbs tendie devouring big baby boy: Yes mummy Anonymous (ID: rEKcbj6P )! >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:19:06 No.483997049 the very fact Aussies call it a "nappy" is proof they're failures for the white race Anonymous (ID: sVq601x0) [+] >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:23:38 No.483997493 they should also ask for permission before circumcising them
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ijxW02cg) ▼Settings Mobile Home 10/06/24(Sun)16:14:44 No.483996584 LIVE MELBOURNE Deanne Carson urged parents to ask permission ( Image: ABC) Expert claims parents should ask babies for permission before changing nappy Sexuality expert Deanne Carson left viewers baffled when she insisted parents should ask permission before changing a baby's nappy to set up a "culture of consent from birth" By Jane Lavender, Associate Editor 07:30, 18 Aug 2023 469 KB PNG >Mom: Do I have your consent to change your diaper? >32 year old 600lbs tendie devouring big baby boy: Yes mummy Anonymous (ID: rEKcbj6P )! >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:19:06 No.483997049 the very fact Aussies call it a "nappy" is proof they're failures for the white race Anonymous (ID: sVq601x0) [+] >>483996584 (OP) 10/06/24(Sun)16:23:38 No.483997493 they should also ask for permission before circumcising them

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Inscrutable transformation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/05/24(Sat) 17:39:29 No.79026654 bullying.jpg 89 KB JPG >In 2004 bullies kicked your ass for being "gay". While the teachers stood by and smiled. And if you fought back you went to juvenile hall. >In 2024 bullies kick your ass for being a "homophobe"/"transphobe". While the teachers stand by and smile. And if you fight back you go to juvenile hall (this time for a "hate crime"). What happened? You mean I received all those ass beatings for nothing? How you gonna beat someone's ass for being "gay" and then beat them again for "not being gay enough"?
: Anonymous 10/05/24(Sat) 17:39:29 No.79026654 bullying.jpg 89 KB JPG >In 2004 bullies kicked your ass for being "gay". While the teachers stood by and smiled. And if you fought back you went to juvenile hall. >In 2024 bullies kick your ass for being a "homophobe"/"transphobe". While the teachers stand by and smile. And if you fight back you go to juvenile hall (this time for a "hate crime"). What happened? You mean I received all those ass beatings for nothing? How you gonna beat someone's ass for being "gay" and then beat them again for "not being gay enough"?

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File: 1727623236898852s.jpg (6 KB, 250x165) I hate my subconsciousness Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)01:38:36 No.79028183 [Reply] >be me >khv >>79028207 >she's so nice and kind to me >high school >there is a super cute girl in my class >over time develop a crush on her >cannot stop thinking about her >im not thinking about having sex with her >im thinking about discussing different topics with her and cuddle to sleep together >one day we're put in the same group >im trying my best to be myself and kind to her too >after class >"hey anon" >try to be nice and say "need anything mlady?" >"no... i mean yes...well... you know... i like you, anon..." >stunned >brain.exe is not responding >"if you want we can hang out after classes today..." >theheckisgoingon.gif >cant speak at all >all i was able to do is to nod in agreement >now we're heading towards local cinema while discussing coffee which is made from elephant popoo >she is way cooler than i thought she is >choose random film >dont even try to watch the film, too busy explaining how i see humanity will invent warp engine and travel faster than the speed of light >we discuss ideas on treating cancer and HIV >never knew she was in the same nerdy stuff as me >look at her and jokingly ask "are you even real? hahaha" >"Of course i am!" >she touches my arm >"why would you think so?" she asks >notice that's something is off >tfw i dont feel her touching my hand >look at the screen >tfw its all gibberish >letmetrysomething.jpeg >try to fly >tfw im floating now F---. I thought i'd finally found happiness in life.
File: 1727623236898852s.jpg (6 KB, 250x165) I hate my subconsciousness Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)01:38:36 No.79028183 [Reply] >be me >khv >>79028207 >she's so nice and kind to me >high school >there is a super cute girl in my class >over time develop a crush on her >cannot stop thinking about her >im not thinking about having sex with her >im thinking about discussing different topics with her and cuddle to sleep together >one day we're put in the same group >im trying my best to be myself and kind to her too >after class >"hey anon" >try to be nice and say "need anything mlady?" >"no... i mean yes...well... you know... i like you, anon..." >stunned >brain.exe is not responding >"if you want we can hang out after classes today..." >theheckisgoingon.gif >cant speak at all >all i was able to do is to nod in agreement >now we're heading towards local cinema while discussing coffee which is made from elephant popoo >she is way cooler than i thought she is >choose random film >dont even try to watch the film, too busy explaining how i see humanity will invent warp engine and travel faster than the speed of light >we discuss ideas on treating cancer and HIV >never knew she was in the same nerdy stuff as me >look at her and jokingly ask "are you even real? hahaha" >"Of course i am!" >she touches my arm >"why would you think so?" she asks >notice that's something is off >tfw i dont feel her touching my hand >look at the screen >tfw its all gibberish >letmetrysomething.jpeg >try to fly >tfw im floating now F---. I thought i'd finally found happiness in life.

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Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gay >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won
Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gay >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won

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