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: Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)20:51:18 No.182863159 1675158301832142.jpg 1.17 MB JPG >is that... A S--- COVERED A------? >A-a-and it's riddled with aids! >oh my Satan, I can't wait to put my d--- in it >I'll do that as soon as I've finished molesting this child! Wow, what a scary zombie show!
: Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)20:51:18 No.182863159 1675158301832142.jpg 1.17 MB JPG >is that... A S--- COVERED A------? >A-a-and it's riddled with aids! >oh my Satan, I can't wait to put my d--- in it >I'll do that as soon as I've finished molesting this child! Wow, what a scary zombie show!

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Anon is deeply concerned | /r/Greentext

File: penny.jpg (692 KB, 1472x1333) Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)01:49:44 No.190864037 D >>190864437>>190864515 >>190864569 >>190866267 >>190868818 >>190869431 >>190870954 >>190871123 OFFICER, HELP! THEY'RE RUNNING A F------ TRAIN DOWN HERE! WHAT THE F---, I WANTED THEIR SOULS NOT THIS S---
File: penny.jpg (692 KB, 1472x1333) Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)01:49:44 No.190864037 D >>190864437>>190864515 >>190864569 >>190866267 >>190868818 >>190869431 >>190870954 >>190871123 OFFICER, HELP! THEY'RE RUNNING A F------ TRAIN DOWN HERE! WHAT THE F---, I WANTED THEIR SOULS NOT THIS S---

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Anon is a delusional Trumper | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Things were undeniably better (...) TRVAL TRUMP ERICA GREAT AGAIN 2024 68 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)19:40:17 No.907500962 >No new wars >No inflation >No migrant crisis >historic middle east peace deals >wages growing faster than inflation for first time in 50 years >US manufacturing coming back state side I'm not even a big Trumper but holyshit does Biden. f------ suck
: Anonymous Things were undeniably better (...) TRVAL TRUMP ERICA GREAT AGAIN 2024 68 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)19:40:17 No.907500962 >No new wars >No inflation >No migrant crisis >historic middle east peace deals >wages growing faster than inflation for first time in 50 years >US manufacturing coming back state side I'm not even a big Trumper but holyshit does Biden. f------ suck

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Anon responds to Middle East news | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: cmsYfA4R) 10/11/23(Wed)11:56:51 No.444355705 ► >>444359757 >>444363175 >>444364219 File: Retard chamber.jpg (171 KB, 768x1024) RETARD CHAMBER >Be Gaza strip >Get billions of dollars in aid from the US, UN, EU >Spend it on terrorism >Depend on water and electricity from the Jews they vow to kill >Kill a bunch of Jews >Jews cut off water and power >shockedpikachu.jpg posing
Anonymous (ID: cmsYfA4R) 10/11/23(Wed)11:56:51 No.444355705 ► >>444359757 >>444363175 >>444364219 File: Retard chamber.jpg (171 KB, 768x1024) RETARD CHAMBER >Be Gaza strip >Get billions of dollars in aid from the US, UN, EU >Spend it on terrorism >Depend on water and electricity from the Jews they vow to kill >Kill a bunch of Jews >Jews cut off water and power >shockedpikachu.jpg posing

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Ghost in the Office | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 163 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)13:02:56 No.75031203 >be me >Coworker at work is a s--- bag and nobody likes him >I'm done with it so I decided to do something drastic >find out his address >print it out on a piece of paper and mail it to Ringo Starr >tell my coworker what I've just done >he only looks at me funny >over the next 3 weeks he gets more and more paranoid >then one day he just disappears >missing posters in the office break room >after 4 days search teams find him dead on the side of a river bank >thank you Ringo Starr
Anonymous 163 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)13:02:56 No.75031203 >be me >Coworker at work is a s--- bag and nobody likes him >I'm done with it so I decided to do something drastic >find out his address >print it out on a piece of paper and mail it to Ringo Starr >tell my coworker what I've just done >he only looks at me funny >over the next 3 weeks he gets more and more paranoid >then one day he just disappears >missing posters in the office break room >after 4 days search teams find him dead on the side of a river bank >thank you Ringo Starr

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Anon watched The Office | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Office the office 1.36 MB PNG : Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)23:41:07 No.172739450 Why does it appeal to normies? >>172740486 # >>172741740 # Anonymous 08/16/22(Tue)23:46:29 No.172739637 >bullies you >causes you bodily harm >destroys your property >destroys company property >its just a prank bro 08/17/22(Wed)00:12:12 No.172740486 >>172739637 # >steals another man's fiance >never tries to actually improve his life or find a real career can't remember who it was who said that if Jim were 5' 8" he would be the most hated man in the history of television
: Anonymous The Office the office 1.36 MB PNG : Anonymous 22 KB JPG 08/16/22(Tue)23:41:07 No.172739450 Why does it appeal to normies? >>172740486 # >>172741740 # Anonymous 08/16/22(Tue)23:46:29 No.172739637 >bullies you >causes you bodily harm >destroys your property >destroys company property >its just a prank bro 08/17/22(Wed)00:12:12 No.172740486 >>172739637 # >steals another man's fiance >never tries to actually improve his life or find a real career can't remember who it was who said that if Jim were 5' 8" he would be the most hated man in the history of television

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Anon is a political analyst. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)04:58:53 No.75033422 >What's wrong, T? You seem kinda quiet 76 KB JPG >Nothing, it's just that... "both sides are wrong" is the lowest form of political analysis
: Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)04:58:53 No.75033422 >What's wrong, T? You seem kinda quiet 76 KB JPG >Nothing, it's just that... "both sides are wrong" is the lowest form of political analysis

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Anon reads Stephen King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Spooky books for October #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER STEPHEN KING WWW. IT 260 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)15:11:30 No.75032355 >Be Eldritch cosmic monster from another dimension. >Have lived long enough to witness the creation and destruction of several worlds. >Have access to multiple realites/dimensions. >Decide to crash land on earth. >Kill all dinosaurs. >Humans show up. >Decide to create discourse amongst them. >Promote homophobic, sexist, and racist attitudes. >Normally maifests as a man in clown suit. >Secretly am female. >Defeated by the power of friendship, o----- and getting high. What did Stephen King mean by this?
: Anonymous Spooky books for October #1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER STEPHEN KING WWW. IT 260 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)15:11:30 No.75032355 >Be Eldritch cosmic monster from another dimension. >Have lived long enough to witness the creation and destruction of several worlds. >Have access to multiple realites/dimensions. >Decide to crash land on earth. >Kill all dinosaurs. >Humans show up. >Decide to create discourse amongst them. >Promote homophobic, sexist, and racist attitudes. >Normally maifests as a man in clown suit. >Secretly am female. >Defeated by the power of friendship, o----- and getting high. What did Stephen King mean by this?

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Take a shot every time someone makes this prediction. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fQ13ymWU ww3 starts today 10/11/23(Wed)01:03:48 No.444288340 original.jpg 419 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: fQ13ymWU ww3 starts today 10/11/23(Wed)01:03:48 No.444288340 original.jpg 419 KB JPG

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Nice guys finish last | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)10:40:54 No.29936481 >I have a co-worker I like. >There's a guy at work who bullies her. >I even got into trouble for defending her and almost got fired. >I confided in a "friend" about my attraction for her. >He advised me to give up on her, saying she's divorced and not ready for a new relationship. >Today, I saw them hugging and kissing each other. >He knew I liked her, and he also has a girlfriend. >she also knew i liked her and mislead me. I feel cheated and hurt, the other guy won't even defend her when the other dude was harassing her. He only stared, and i almost got fired for standing up to her. It's truth. "Good guys" always finish last.
: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 10/11/23(Wed)10:40:54 No.29936481 >I have a co-worker I like. >There's a guy at work who bullies her. >I even got into trouble for defending her and almost got fired. >I confided in a "friend" about my attraction for her. >He advised me to give up on her, saying she's divorced and not ready for a new relationship. >Today, I saw them hugging and kissing each other. >He knew I liked her, and he also has a girlfriend. >she also knew i liked her and mislead me. I feel cheated and hurt, the other guy won't even defend her when the other dude was harassing her. He only stared, and i almost got fired for standing up to her. It's truth. "Good guys" always finish last.

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG >be me >fish here ya go bud keep on rocking Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908
26 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous TetraMin 68 KB JPG >be me >fish here ya go bud keep on rocking Anonymous >>848124746 (OP) # good thread View Thread 02/23/21(Tue)14:38:48 No.848124843 02/23/21(Tue)14:39:52 No.848124908

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The Life-Saving Cuddle | /r/Greentext

why aren't you larsmaxxing anon? An why aren't you larsmaxxing ano(...) 10/11/23(Wed)06:31:27 No.75028394 312 KB JPG >be me lonely early 20s >no gf >no future >live all by myself >watch lars and the real girl and relate heavy to lars >notice that lars became happier and more productive after buying a doll and pretending that it's his gf >idea.jpg >week later decide to buy anime bodypillow of waifu (it's easier to hide and not as creepy as a doll) >waifu comes in the mail after a month of waiting >start pretending shes my gf >talk to her, watch tv with her and sleep with her (not sex Imao literal sleep sex with pillow is too pathetic) >very quickly my joy for life goes up >become more productive and less suicidal >this bodypillow has legit made my life better >why aren't you larsmaxxing anon?
why aren't you larsmaxxing anon? An why aren't you larsmaxxing ano(...) 10/11/23(Wed)06:31:27 No.75028394 312 KB JPG >be me lonely early 20s >no gf >no future >live all by myself >watch lars and the real girl and relate heavy to lars >notice that lars became happier and more productive after buying a doll and pretending that it's his gf >idea.jpg >week later decide to buy anime bodypillow of waifu (it's easier to hide and not as creepy as a doll) >waifu comes in the mail after a month of waiting >start pretending shes my gf >talk to her, watch tv with her and sleep with her (not sex Imao literal sleep sex with pillow is too pathetic) >very quickly my joy for life goes up >become more productive and less suicidal >this bodypillow has legit made my life better >why aren't you larsmaxxing anon?

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Anon Can't Wait For The Fnaf Movie | /r/Greentext

#653792541 Ayyyple #653790336 freddy-2.png PNG 1.2 MiB 1073x693 This winter... >Uptown Funk beat starts playing... Mike schmidt... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Is about to discover... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH The dark secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Where the animatronics... >HEY HEY HEY OH Are not what they seem... >music cuts out : "What the hell is that thing?" >cuts to a close-up of Bonnie's face "It's me..." >music cuts back in >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH >Letters pop up on the screen,spelling Five Nights at Freddys >UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP, UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP >Rated R 2 replies >>653790336 (OP) im just here to watch daddy springtrap
#653792541 Ayyyple #653790336 freddy-2.png PNG 1.2 MiB 1073x693 This winter... >Uptown Funk beat starts playing... Mike schmidt... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Is about to discover... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH The dark secrets of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza... >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH Where the animatronics... >HEY HEY HEY OH Are not what they seem... >music cuts out : "What the hell is that thing?" >cuts to a close-up of Bonnie's face "It's me..." >music cuts back in >DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH >Letters pop up on the screen,spelling Five Nights at Freddys >UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP, UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP >Rated R 2 replies >>653790336 (OP) im just here to watch daddy springtrap

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Neglected Affections | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Is this normal 398 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)05:27:42 No.75028143 >finally get a gf >she never seems to care about my interests or feelings >always talks about her stupid interests >literal children's s---, Monster high, SpongeBob, plush toys >have to pretend to care every time, draining my soul >stop loving her more and more, just get f------ angry when I see her We're not even intimate anymore. She said she's uncomfortable with sex. Now she just f------ hangs on my ass all day and talks rambles about her stupid f------ s--- and with her stupid f------ political opinions and it's like I'm just babysitting a child
Anonymous Is this normal 398 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)05:27:42 No.75028143 >finally get a gf >she never seems to care about my interests or feelings >always talks about her stupid interests >literal children's s---, Monster high, SpongeBob, plush toys >have to pretend to care every time, draining my soul >stop loving her more and more, just get f------ angry when I see her We're not even intimate anymore. She said she's uncomfortable with sex. Now she just f------ hangs on my ass all day and talks rambles about her stupid f------ s--- and with her stupid f------ political opinions and it's like I'm just babysitting a child

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Anon thinks it's over for Japan. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)08:53:03 No.188442472 >shrinking population >gaming and anime industry dying out to chinese and korean markets >china no longer buying japanese fisheries due to hiroshima nuclear waste disposal >losing automotive markets to chinese because failure to adapt to EVs. >Failed to claim their share on phone market and lost it to USAS apple, Chinas Huwai and Koreas Samsung >taxes going up > value going down through massive inflation Idk man I think Nippon is done. 39 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)08:53:03 No.188442472 >shrinking population >gaming and anime industry dying out to chinese and korean markets >china no longer buying japanese fisheries due to hiroshima nuclear waste disposal >losing automotive markets to chinese because failure to adapt to EVs. >Failed to claim their share on phone market and lost it to USAS apple, Chinas Huwai and Koreas Samsung >taxes going up > value going down through massive inflation Idk man I think Nippon is done. 39 KB JPG

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The Unforgivable Act | /r/Greentext

Anonymous blinded my f------ dad 10/11/23(Wed)11:32:47 No.907495184 >be me >22 year old looser man baby who lives in their parents basement >few weeks ago i just randomly though "i should try air soft >FFW to yesterday >new gun arrives >it's a glock replica, realistic blowback, little over $100, worth it tbh >giddy to try it out >got all my gear on, went to my backyard >forgot to tell my parents, start shooting the amazon box it came in behind the house >dad bursts trough the back door while i was firing a round >"annon what the f--- is going on" >he startled me and i accidentally jolt the gun right towards him as a flight or fight response >hit him square in the f------ eye, he gets knocked down and starts screaming 61 KB JPG >ffw today >be me, in the ER with him >realize i just half blinded my f------ dad near crying while writing this, looking at him with bandages around his eyes knowing damn well it's my fault he's like this now f------ hurts
Anonymous blinded my f------ dad 10/11/23(Wed)11:32:47 No.907495184 >be me >22 year old looser man baby who lives in their parents basement >few weeks ago i just randomly though "i should try air soft >FFW to yesterday >new gun arrives >it's a glock replica, realistic blowback, little over $100, worth it tbh >giddy to try it out >got all my gear on, went to my backyard >forgot to tell my parents, start shooting the amazon box it came in behind the house >dad bursts trough the back door while i was firing a round >"annon what the f--- is going on" >he startled me and i accidentally jolt the gun right towards him as a flight or fight response >hit him square in the f------ eye, he gets knocked down and starts screaming 61 KB JPG >ffw today >be me, in the ER with him >realize i just half blinded my f------ dad near crying while writing this, looking at him with bandages around his eyes knowing damn well it's my fault he's like this now f------ hurts

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Refusing to Be Saved | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Crush has OnlyFans 939 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)06:32:28 No.75028402 >Be me and go to a College party >She is a petite, redhead with a big ass >See my crush with her group of female friends, I have been talking with this girl for 3 months and was close to making her my girlfriend >I go there and ask what they are talking about Their female friends started laughing and said >Anon created onlyfans >Pic related, I subscribed with a fake account in the bathroom as soon as I saw it just to see what content she was posting >She is posting naked pictures and some feet pics > I am still in love with her and I want to kill her What do I do bros? She did not even consult me if she was allowed to do it, why are females degrading themselves like this, she is f------ sexy why is she using only fans if I can provide her a good life.
Anonymous Crush has OnlyFans 939 KB PNG 10/11/23(Wed)06:32:28 No.75028402 >Be me and go to a College party >She is a petite, redhead with a big ass >See my crush with her group of female friends, I have been talking with this girl for 3 months and was close to making her my girlfriend >I go there and ask what they are talking about Their female friends started laughing and said >Anon created onlyfans >Pic related, I subscribed with a fake account in the bathroom as soon as I saw it just to see what content she was posting >She is posting naked pictures and some feet pics > I am still in love with her and I want to kill her What do I do bros? She did not even consult me if she was allowed to do it, why are females degrading themselves like this, she is f------ sexy why is she using only fans if I can provide her a good life.

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG >be me >straight >he lubes my ass c--- deep in my hole 10/08/23(Sun)20:04:49 No.75000493 tldr lu
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG >be me >straight >he lubes my ass c--- deep in my hole 10/08/23(Sun)20:04:49 No.75000493 tldr lu

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Anon fills up his tank | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)03:21:08 No.907363646 ► >>907363882 >>907363961 >>907364020 >>907364637 >>907365183 >>907365771 >>907366357 >>907366989 >>907367180 >>907367771 >>907368352 >>907368968 >>907369100 >>907369696 >>907369858 >>907369995 File: looking-great.jpg (15 KB, 278x230) >be virgin >meet girl on tinder >about to have sex for the first time >she asks for a condom >tell her check in the bed side table drawer >she checks >she goes silent >turns around holding a dildo >asks me if this is mine or.. ? >me panic >tell her i have a girlfriend sorry >pretend to fake cry >she pats me on the head >tells me it's good to be honest but she is going to leave >she doesn't want to get involved with a cheating relationship >ok thanks >bye >bye >phew that was close >finish myself off by riding that bad boy turning up to vibration speed 11 honestly the best orgasm i have had in weeks, the danger of her finding out it was mine was so exciting i am tempted to buy a strap-on and leave that in my bed side table drawer for the next time a girl comes round Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)03:51:04 No.907363882 >>907366175 >>907366635 >>907366682 >>907367323 >>907367648 >>907363646 >Told a non-truth to a female >Phallic fueled anus Fake and gay >>907364287 >>907364768 >>907365495
Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)03:21:08 No.907363646 ► >>907363882 >>907363961 >>907364020 >>907364637 >>907365183 >>907365771 >>907366357 >>907366989 >>907367180 >>907367771 >>907368352 >>907368968 >>907369100 >>907369696 >>907369858 >>907369995 File: looking-great.jpg (15 KB, 278x230) >be virgin >meet girl on tinder >about to have sex for the first time >she asks for a condom >tell her check in the bed side table drawer >she checks >she goes silent >turns around holding a dildo >asks me if this is mine or.. ? >me panic >tell her i have a girlfriend sorry >pretend to fake cry >she pats me on the head >tells me it's good to be honest but she is going to leave >she doesn't want to get involved with a cheating relationship >ok thanks >bye >bye >phew that was close >finish myself off by riding that bad boy turning up to vibration speed 11 honestly the best orgasm i have had in weeks, the danger of her finding out it was mine was so exciting i am tempted to buy a strap-on and leave that in my bed side table drawer for the next time a girl comes round Anonymous 10/09/23 (Mon)03:51:04 No.907363882 >>907366175 >>907366635 >>907366682 >>907367323 >>907367648 >>907363646 >Told a non-truth to a female >Phallic fueled anus Fake and gay >>907364287 >>907364768 >>907365495

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Anon is from Ireland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)16:16:31 No.75029398 [Reply] >>75029404 The British Government has no right in Ireland, never had any right in Ireland, and never can have any right in Ireland. Wake up, Northern Irish brothers. Time to take back what's ours. Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)16:17:43 No.75029404 >>75029398 (OP) Also Scotland Wales can't come (f------ bitch)
Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)16:16:31 No.75029398 [Reply] >>75029404 The British Government has no right in Ireland, never had any right in Ireland, and never can have any right in Ireland. Wake up, Northern Irish brothers. Time to take back what's ours. Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)16:17:43 No.75029404 >>75029398 (OP) Also Scotland Wales can't come (f------ bitch)

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