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: Anonymous 7 KB PNG >won't let me >liar 10/10/22(Mon)15:06:08 No.887082245 >feel ear pain and go to doctor >doctor asks if I've been using q-tips >say no (I have been) >tells me q-tips are bad >ask him if he uses q-tips >he says no >ask to look in his ear
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG >won't let me >liar 10/10/22(Mon)15:06:08 No.887082245 >feel ear pain and go to doctor >doctor asks if I've been using q-tips >say no (I have been) >tells me q-tips are bad >ask him if he uses q-tips >he says no >ask to look in his ear

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CRECCINATED OMY Mont 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class
: Anonymous CRECCINATED OMY Mont 472 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)19:12:32 No.70847805 >go to college >Study to be mortician >Chemistry class >Girl sit next to me is talkative to me >"Anon what are you studying to be" >"Mortician" >"Cool I want to be {insert profession}, why do you want to work with the dead anyway" >Autism.batch >"Because I'm a virgin" >S--- s--- f--- >"Oh.. Kay...." >Doesn't talk to me the rest of class

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Anon embellishes his autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)16:54:09 No.70857105 >>70856268 # in a similar vain >be 13 >>70857692 # >f------ loser >some guy starts a rumor that i liked one of the hottest girls in class 22 KB JPG >rumor got huge around the class and some people even said I told everyone we were dating >wanted to an hero because all the girls laughed at me for it >hot girl in question was obviously disgusted and wanted to squash the rumor by rejecting me >walks up to me after lunch >asks what i would think if we dated 'tism kicks in >"uh that would be weird I wouldn't date you" >quickly shuffle away and dont wait for response >she misses next period >heard she was crying in the bathroom in 20 years that was the only time i ever got cold approached by a woman
Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)16:54:09 No.70857105 >>70856268 # in a similar vain >be 13 >>70857692 # >f------ loser >some guy starts a rumor that i liked one of the hottest girls in class 22 KB JPG >rumor got huge around the class and some people even said I told everyone we were dating >wanted to an hero because all the girls laughed at me for it >hot girl in question was obviously disgusted and wanted to squash the rumor by rejecting me >walks up to me after lunch >asks what i would think if we dated 'tism kicks in >"uh that would be weird I wouldn't date you" >quickly shuffle away and dont wait for response >she misses next period >heard she was crying in the bathroom in 20 years that was the only time i ever got cold approached by a woman

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anon thinks Edison was wrong | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro
Anonymous 11/04/22(Fri)12:08:30 No.89601454 320708.jpg 287 KB JPG >750,000 volts are totally dangerous and deadly, trust me bro

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Anon is pirate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CHERRY 29 KB JPG 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---
: Anonymous CHERRY 29 KB JPG 09/04/18(Tue)11:05:08 No.779004157 >be me >manual labour f-- on a cargo ship in the atlantic >we make a detour to check out a shipwreck on an island >inside its cargo hold we find thousands of female dwarves >wat >romantic british coworker gets too close >one of them jumps on his face and clamps her p---- on his mouth >okay.png >takes 4 of us and a f------ crowbar to prize her off >get the f--- out of there >back on the ship, set sail again >having lunch with coworkers >british f-- starts to have a seizure >f------ baby bursts out of his chest and runs off >spend 3 hours cleaning up the blood and crumpets >few days later a fully grown dwarf is running around r----- people >it's my shift to go and hunt the r--- dwarf >carry a flamethrower into a ventilation shaft >turn my motion tracker on >it starts beeping I don't get paid enough for this s---

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Anon tried to make a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/03/22(Thu)16:27:49 No.244664959 >>244664510 # >go to gym, am a regular >see big guy in bench >we leave at same elevator >I want to make friends 213 KB JPG >tell him you're a big guy >he takes off his earphones and nods me to repeat my self >y-you're a b-big guy haha >he looks at me with disgust >get away from me f----- >we part ways Bros...
: Anonymous 11/03/22(Thu)16:27:49 No.244664959 >>244664510 # >go to gym, am a regular >see big guy in bench >we leave at same elevator >I want to make friends 213 KB JPG >tell him you're a big guy >he takes off his earphones and nods me to repeat my self >y-you're a b-big guy haha >he looks at me with disgust >get away from me f----- >we part ways Bros...

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anon's mother doesn't trust him | /r/Greentext

1/2 njdwfEb1 (OP). WP 17m (11/4 14:41). 402921531 28 Re1 Img PNG 70KB (255 × 207) 18 Replies . >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? :
1/2 njdwfEb1 (OP). WP 17m (11/4 14:41). 402921531 28 Re1 Img PNG 70KB (255 × 207) 18 Replies . >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? :

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Anon is sad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 11/04/22(Fri) 12:36:30 No.70851972 > favourite onlyfans w---- got pregnant > shes gonna get fat :( View Thread
: Anonymous 31 KB PNG 11/04/22(Fri) 12:36:30 No.70851972 > favourite onlyfans w---- got pregnant > shes gonna get fat :( View Thread

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Trick of the book. | /r/Greentext

790 r/transpositive Posted by u/Kayvaan_Shrike1 3 days ago 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hide Report Untitled.png 388 KB PNG 99% Upvoted I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves
790 r/transpositive Posted by u/Kayvaan_Shrike1 3 days ago 6 months on therapy, felt cute 23 Comments Give Award Share Save Hide Report Untitled.png 388 KB PNG 99% Upvoted I sometimes post real pictures of girls on trans subreddits to get trannies to kill themselves

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Anon works at McDonalds | /r/Greentext

Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo
Just got a job >20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato" >"which one do you not want tomato on?" >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man" >messed up their change ttoo

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anon is cheesin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous summer >work as produce stocker, load various fruits and veggies for minimum wage >crush on qt3.14 in deli department >watch her as she loads cheeses, dried meats, etc >be today 215 KB PNG 07/14/22(Thu)07:34:19 No.69402146 >be me, 21 y/o autist home from university >wageslave at supermarket over >approach deli delight while she's stocking sticks of mozzarella >"what's up anon?" >spill spaghetti >stammer out >"h-hey, we cheesin?" >"sorry, what was that?" >grab two sticks of mozz and start shaking them like maracas >"I-I said, we CHEESIN?" >yell it out slightly too loud >take massive bite of mozzarella through plastic wrap >customers look at us >she steps back >"s-sorry anon, I need to get back to work..." >try to play it off as a joke or something >"h-haha, all cheesed out for the day?" >barely audible through mouth full of plastic and cheese >deli girl looks down and speedwalks away >turn around, tears welling in my eyes >walk out of store two hours before the end of my shirt >still carrying unpaid for sticks of cheese Be honest, how badly did I hurt my chances with her? Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:36:21 No.69402157 >>69402146 (OP) # you don't have autism you have retardism Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:38:06 No.69402168 >>69402146 (OP) # you f------ retard Imao I love you : Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:43:41 No.69402214 Would you say you were cheesed to meet her? 43 KB JPG
: Anonymous summer >work as produce stocker, load various fruits and veggies for minimum wage >crush on qt3.14 in deli department >watch her as she loads cheeses, dried meats, etc >be today 215 KB PNG 07/14/22(Thu)07:34:19 No.69402146 >be me, 21 y/o autist home from university >wageslave at supermarket over >approach deli delight while she's stocking sticks of mozzarella >"what's up anon?" >spill spaghetti >stammer out >"h-hey, we cheesin?" >"sorry, what was that?" >grab two sticks of mozz and start shaking them like maracas >"I-I said, we CHEESIN?" >yell it out slightly too loud >take massive bite of mozzarella through plastic wrap >customers look at us >she steps back >"s-sorry anon, I need to get back to work..." >try to play it off as a joke or something >"h-haha, all cheesed out for the day?" >barely audible through mouth full of plastic and cheese >deli girl looks down and speedwalks away >turn around, tears welling in my eyes >walk out of store two hours before the end of my shirt >still carrying unpaid for sticks of cheese Be honest, how badly did I hurt my chances with her? Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:36:21 No.69402157 >>69402146 (OP) # you don't have autism you have retardism Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:38:06 No.69402168 >>69402146 (OP) # you f------ retard Imao I love you : Anonymous 07/14/22(Thu)07:43:41 No.69402214 Would you say you were cheesed to meet her? 43 KB JPG

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Anon lays it out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: KLJMCmBt 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG ←] >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos
Anonymous (ID: KLJMCmBt 12/14/21(Tue)14:30:40 No.352130638 - Dec 13 F#BREAKING: Biden won't extend student loan relief trib.al/jY7YjBf 2.3K 18.2K 4K 1632888583859.png 450 KB PNG ←] >I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented >okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos

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Most helpful advice on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG with advice? 05/04/22(Wed)02:14:49 No.68481520 >be me, 19 >gets called cute, funny, smart >both my roommates are women >they wonder why I never had a gf >never felt ready the idea of a relationship seems kinda daunting desu. anyone here Anonymous >>68481520 (OP) # idk man but i pooped myself a little today and i think you should know about it 05/04/22 (Wed)02:16:54 No.68481538
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG with advice? 05/04/22(Wed)02:14:49 No.68481520 >be me, 19 >gets called cute, funny, smart >both my roommates are women >they wonder why I never had a gf >never felt ready the idea of a relationship seems kinda daunting desu. anyone here Anonymous >>68481520 (OP) # idk man but i pooped myself a little today and i think you should know about it 05/04/22 (Wed)02:16:54 No.68481538

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Anon is an Aussie | /r/Greentext

9 KB PNG >be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in >"Yeahnoworries.mate" >contact local GP free and same day because >Appointment subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day I'm glad I'm not an American.
9 KB PNG >be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them know I can't come in >"Yeahnoworries.mate" >contact local GP free and same day because >Appointment subsidised social healthcare >Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights >Now nobody at work will catch my cold. >Food for customers not contaminated by my cold. >Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised >All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to relax and recover. Today is yet another day I'm glad I'm not an American.

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Don't do it bros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #
Anonymous 169 KB JPG loosing his son 03/16/21(Fri)01:07:26 No.45172310 >Be paramedic >Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years >The reactions of the loved ones are always bad >None is ever worse than a dad There is not a thing in this world that is more depressing sounding than a man sobbing while clutching his sons lifeless body. I remember one who killed himself by shotgun slug after he came back from Iraq. There was nothing left of him, and his father got home just as we were getting ready to leave. I couldn't let him see, so I stood there and just didn't let him through. He went downstairs to the basement and clutched his sons old baseball glove, rocking back and forth, just saying "papas here, buddy, papas here." Don't do it anons. >>45172699 #

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Anon is a badass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I am a mercenary 36 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)20:46:23 No.888449938 >Be me >A mercenary >Top of the line merc like my dad >familybusiness.jpeg >one day working on yacht of a client for security >partying, chicks in bikinis, alcohol >lifeisgood.png >all of a sudden s--- hits the fan >people brawling and fighting >try to stop it >herelgo.jpeg >try to stop dumb f--- with a sword he whipped out of nowhere >f----- almost cuts off my hand >try to restrain him and almost succeed >suddenly knocked down by my fellow security what a retard >see the sword sperg slapping my boys with his dumb weapon >bring out the sidearm >shitsGonna Getreal.death >Aim at him >All of a sudden go flying into boss's yacht >mfw i am going to be digested by the great pit of carcoon >mfw i, the galaxy's best bounty hunter died to a blind man
Anonymous I am a mercenary 36 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)20:46:23 No.888449938 >Be me >A mercenary >Top of the line merc like my dad >familybusiness.jpeg >one day working on yacht of a client for security >partying, chicks in bikinis, alcohol >lifeisgood.png >all of a sudden s--- hits the fan >people brawling and fighting >try to stop it >herelgo.jpeg >try to stop dumb f--- with a sword he whipped out of nowhere >f----- almost cuts off my hand >try to restrain him and almost succeed >suddenly knocked down by my fellow security what a retard >see the sword sperg slapping my boys with his dumb weapon >bring out the sidearm >shitsGonna Getreal.death >Aim at him >All of a sudden go flying into boss's yacht >mfw i am going to be digested by the great pit of carcoon >mfw i, the galaxy's best bounty hunter died to a blind man

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Anon is Swedish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY
Anonymous | 804835787 15.7 kB JPG 3 min. ago >be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to s--- REPLY

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Anon goes to the gas station | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 114 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)21:45:13 No.27640524 >be me at gas station late at night >no one around beside qt blonde girl with her car a few bays(?) over from my car >start filling up gas, look over and she's staring at me >look down and continue f------ with pump >she says really loudly: "41 dollars!?" and i look down again thinking she was genuinely upset at the price >she gets in her car and drives away >on my way home after leaving station realize she wanted to talk to me why the f--- do women play these subtle games all the time and is it over for me?
Anonymous 114 KB JPG 11/03/22(Thu)21:45:13 No.27640524 >be me at gas station late at night >no one around beside qt blonde girl with her car a few bays(?) over from my car >start filling up gas, look over and she's staring at me >look down and continue f------ with pump >she says really loudly: "41 dollars!?" and i look down again thinking she was genuinely upset at the price >she gets in her car and drives away >on my way home after leaving station realize she wanted to talk to me why the f--- do women play these subtle games all the time and is it over for me?

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Anon’s Brother Is Trans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I may have trooned my sister. 11/04/22(Fri)07:54:13 No.888487886 >had an argument with sister about covid early 2020 >she mentions the abuse chinese people are receiving >I mention that I don't care >calls me racist, sexist, etc >sister is stereotypical hyper-progressive >she estranges herself from family >leaves family chat, blocks numbers, won't talk 922 KB JPG >don't care; she is an adult. do as she pleases >rest of family is practically the same; don't care. >fast forward 2 years >go to grandfathers wake. arrive a week early to help prepare >talking with grandmother late into night >get told that sister has started transitioning >she has literally told nobody except grandmother >my sister wants to be my brother >expect that she hasn't told anybody because she wants to create drama through shock >don't care >family is firm believer of YWNBAW >as an MtF, sis has that fabled 41% chance >tfw I still don't care Am I retarded, or is anybody else so desensitised to this s--- that they too just don't care?
Anonymous I may have trooned my sister. 11/04/22(Fri)07:54:13 No.888487886 >had an argument with sister about covid early 2020 >she mentions the abuse chinese people are receiving >I mention that I don't care >calls me racist, sexist, etc >sister is stereotypical hyper-progressive >she estranges herself from family >leaves family chat, blocks numbers, won't talk 922 KB JPG >don't care; she is an adult. do as she pleases >rest of family is practically the same; don't care. >fast forward 2 years >go to grandfathers wake. arrive a week early to help prepare >talking with grandmother late into night >get told that sister has started transitioning >she has literally told nobody except grandmother >my sister wants to be my brother >expect that she hasn't told anybody because she wants to create drama through shock >don't care >family is firm believer of YWNBAW >as an MtF, sis has that fabled 41% chance >tfw I still don't care Am I retarded, or is anybody else so desensitised to this s--- that they too just don't care?

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