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File: E791CCC9-FA53-4005-903F-2(...).jpg (52 KB, 450x331) Go Be Poor CEED NV55 RND Somewhere Else!!! Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)14:11:51 No.72803074 [Reply] ► /r9k/ should do a group activity Like singing an anime song or organizing a group visit to other sites Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)14:59:17 No.72803580 how about /r9k/ mass suicide?
File: E791CCC9-FA53-4005-903F-2(...).jpg (52 KB, 450x331) Go Be Poor CEED NV55 RND Somewhere Else!!! Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)14:11:51 No.72803074 [Reply] ► /r9k/ should do a group activity Like singing an anime song or organizing a group visit to other sites Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)14:59:17 No.72803580 how about /r9k/ mass suicide?

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Anonymous 50 KB JPG Anonymous >>92508285 # >>92507473 # 04/02/23(Sun)18:10:06 No.92507314 Anonymous >Error: your new password can not contain words related to online misinformation, conspiracy theories, or hate speech. Try again. : Anonymous A theory is a hypothesis that has been tested and supported by evidence. 04/02/23(Sun)18:11:09 No.92507325 04/02/23(Sun)18:11:42 No.92507334 04/02/23(Sun)18:19:26 No.92507473 >>92507334 # I have a theory that you're wrong
Anonymous 50 KB JPG Anonymous >>92508285 # >>92507473 # 04/02/23(Sun)18:10:06 No.92507314 Anonymous >Error: your new password can not contain words related to online misinformation, conspiracy theories, or hate speech. Try again. : Anonymous A theory is a hypothesis that has been tested and supported by evidence. 04/02/23(Sun)18:11:09 No.92507325 04/02/23(Sun)18:11:42 No.92507334 04/02/23(Sun)18:19:26 No.92507473 >>92507334 # I have a theory that you're wrong

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anon needs to find a job | /r/Greentext

12/25/21 (Sat)10:41:05 No.66709740 >be NEET >all the presents I get are not-so-subtle ways of telling me to get a job >here are some work socks for when you walk to your job >here is a small bag to carry your lunch when you go to work
12/25/21 (Sat)10:41:05 No.66709740 >be NEET >all the presents I get are not-so-subtle ways of telling me to get a job >here are some work socks for when you walk to your job >here is a small bag to carry your lunch when you go to work

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Anonymous 02/13/16(Sat)01:35:45 No.529497402252949746 2252949870 5294908052950085 >>52949736 Whenever I get a stack of resumes I immediately throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in our department. Anonymous 02/13/16(Sat)01:36:47 No.52949746 File: 1419653428569.png (215 KB, 640x464) >>52949740
Anonymous 02/13/16(Sat)01:35:45 No.529497402252949746 2252949870 5294908052950085 >>52949736 Whenever I get a stack of resumes I immediately throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in our department. Anonymous 02/13/16(Sat)01:36:47 No.52949746 File: 1419653428569.png (215 KB, 640x464) >>52949740

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Anon gets evicted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 130 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)11:59:13 No.72799501 2 Replies >Just got an eviction notice. >Got two months to move out of my stressed out already >No friends, no gf >Family has completely forgotten about me Do any of you guys have any white pills? It's difficult finding a reason to go on. apartment. >In the middle of exams so I'm super View Thread
Anonymous 130 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)11:59:13 No.72799501 2 Replies >Just got an eviction notice. >Got two months to move out of my stressed out already >No friends, no gf >Family has completely forgotten about me Do any of you guys have any white pills? It's difficult finding a reason to go on. apartment. >In the middle of exams so I'm super View Thread

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Minecraft: the Colorado edition | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 257 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)00:09:09 No.72794243 >try playing minecraft survival >make a world >get something similar to picrel as a spawn >delete world >try again >same thing >repeat 10x >give up W-- did they do to the terrain generation? Is there a special Colorado mode setting that I accidentally enabled?
Anonymous 257 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)00:09:09 No.72794243 >try playing minecraft survival >make a world >get something similar to picrel as a spawn >delete world >try again >same thing >repeat 10x >give up W-- did they do to the terrain generation? Is there a special Colorado mode setting that I accidentally enabled?

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Anon helps his bully | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 15:56:37 No.863083361 >be me like 9 years ago in school >get bullied daily >one day bully approaches me >tells me to do his homework View >says if I don't he will beat me up or some s--- >ffw to being at home >doing bully's homework >get a idea >"What if I c-- on his homework?", I think to myself >start jacking off until I c-- on his homework >let it sit for a bit before wiping it off >now there a c-- stains >ffw to next day >be almost late to math class on purpose so that my bully can't look at it enough to see the c-- stains >he(my bully) takes it fast so he can give it to the teacher >class starts and we're doing some retarded f-- math while our teacher is looking at the homework >teacher notices the c-- stain >yells at my bully that he disgusting >bully starts to get nervous and says "ANON DID IT, HE DID MY HOMEWORK!" >teacher asks me >say no >teacher leaves with him to the principles office >ffw a month >haven't see bully since the incident >rumors that he moved >ffw two months >find out that he killed himself lol don't f--- with me c---
Anonymous Tue 14 Sep 2021 15:56:37 No.863083361 >be me like 9 years ago in school >get bullied daily >one day bully approaches me >tells me to do his homework View >says if I don't he will beat me up or some s--- >ffw to being at home >doing bully's homework >get a idea >"What if I c-- on his homework?", I think to myself >start jacking off until I c-- on his homework >let it sit for a bit before wiping it off >now there a c-- stains >ffw to next day >be almost late to math class on purpose so that my bully can't look at it enough to see the c-- stains >he(my bully) takes it fast so he can give it to the teacher >class starts and we're doing some retarded f-- math while our teacher is looking at the homework >teacher notices the c-- stain >yells at my bully that he disgusting >bully starts to get nervous and says "ANON DID IT, HE DID MY HOMEWORK!" >teacher asks me >say no >teacher leaves with him to the principles office >ffw a month >haven't see bully since the incident >rumors that he moved >ffw two months >find out that he killed himself lol don't f--- with me c---

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Anon doesn't agree with what's going on | /r/Greentext

WILL 3218588-3356547445-latest.jpg 40 KB JPG >Trans Person shoots up school >Gets a f------ national holiday >Mainstream media defends them Incredible
WILL 3218588-3356547445-latest.jpg 40 KB JPG >Trans Person shoots up school >Gets a f------ national holiday >Mainstream media defends them Incredible

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Anon went to trade school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)18:34:19 No.2515528 >fell for the trade school meme at 24 >go electrical >80 percent of the class are 19 year olds coming out of their dads van who already have jobs on the field and finish every project on 10-15 minutes >I take the full hour and a half and sometimes I STILL don't get the wiring right and don't have a whole table of experienced guys babysitting me >have to spend so much time doing s--- over that im wondering if its even worth the money How do I cope with this feel? 73 KB PNG 12/04/22(Sun)18:43:43 No.2515535 : Anonymous >>2515528 (OP) # Tell mommy bad men hurt feelers Take plate of trendies and hot pockets to basement Take out anger on Fortnite cry yourself to sleep
: Anonymous 12/04/22(Sun)18:34:19 No.2515528 >fell for the trade school meme at 24 >go electrical >80 percent of the class are 19 year olds coming out of their dads van who already have jobs on the field and finish every project on 10-15 minutes >I take the full hour and a half and sometimes I STILL don't get the wiring right and don't have a whole table of experienced guys babysitting me >have to spend so much time doing s--- over that im wondering if its even worth the money How do I cope with this feel? 73 KB PNG 12/04/22(Sun)18:43:43 No.2515535 : Anonymous >>2515528 (OP) # Tell mommy bad men hurt feelers Take plate of trendies and hot pockets to basement Take out anger on Fortnite cry yourself to sleep

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anon is losing hope | /r/Greentext

285 KB JPEG >be me, 25, 6/10 not terrible not great looking 160 lbs, default dude >try to have hobbies, play guitar for 10 years, songs released reach 100 thousand plays, interested in culture and art > graduated med school work full time as a doctor > feel lonely as f---, try to get a relationship > go on dating sites, use ig, get dates and matches sometimes > eventually start talking to a qt3.14 > no hobbies > no personality > no career > ok i guess, try to be understanding and want to grow together > be funny, try to make them laugh, pay for everything, respect boundaries, occasionally physical stuff happens, feelsgood > a month passes > they stop responding all of a sudden > "hey, is everything all right? it's fine if you don't want to see each other?" > "we were not seeing each other, we never dated" > "uh, okay? but we had coffee the previous day?" > "I do not remember that happening" > what? > blocked > see them date someone else a week later This has happened at least 20 times. I do not want to lose hope, but feel manipulated and lost. I don't know how many "it is what it is" I have left in me bros.
285 KB JPEG >be me, 25, 6/10 not terrible not great looking 160 lbs, default dude >try to have hobbies, play guitar for 10 years, songs released reach 100 thousand plays, interested in culture and art > graduated med school work full time as a doctor > feel lonely as f---, try to get a relationship > go on dating sites, use ig, get dates and matches sometimes > eventually start talking to a qt3.14 > no hobbies > no personality > no career > ok i guess, try to be understanding and want to grow together > be funny, try to make them laugh, pay for everything, respect boundaries, occasionally physical stuff happens, feelsgood > a month passes > they stop responding all of a sudden > "hey, is everything all right? it's fine if you don't want to see each other?" > "we were not seeing each other, we never dated" > "uh, okay? but we had coffee the previous day?" > "I do not remember that happening" > what? > blocked > see them date someone else a week later This has happened at least 20 times. I do not want to lose hope, but feel manipulated and lost. I don't know how many "it is what it is" I have left in me bros.

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The wife of Anon didn't feel well. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 785707303 >be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date 53.3 kB JPG 3 min. ago >she says yes >fast forward 7 years we're still together >I propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes >about 5 months pass and it's our wedding day >do out vowels and everything >"You may now kiss the bride" >leans in to kiss her >she suddenly turns into dust >w--.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well
Anonymous | 785707303 >be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date 53.3 kB JPG 3 min. ago >she says yes >fast forward 7 years we're still together >I propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes >about 5 months pass and it's our wedding day >do out vowels and everything >"You may now kiss the bride" >leans in to kiss her >she suddenly turns into dust >w--.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well

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: Anonymous (ID: x5eb6ZLS My plan to get rich 04/02/23(Sun)13:19:44 No.54432206 >take out as much credit card debt as I can >buy as much crypto as I possibly can >hide keys in a secure location >commit crime >go to prison for several years, getting free housing and food while your investment appreciates in value >get out of prison and have a crypto fortune waiting for you >??? >profit Thoughts? 54 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: x5eb6ZLS My plan to get rich 04/02/23(Sun)13:19:44 No.54432206 >take out as much credit card debt as I can >buy as much crypto as I possibly can >hide keys in a secure location >commit crime >go to prison for several years, getting free housing and food while your investment appreciates in value >get out of prison and have a crypto fortune waiting for you >??? >profit Thoughts? 54 KB JPG

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: Anonymous Elon Musk @elonmusk Mar 17 ARE YA WINNING, SON? 4,428 03/19/23(Sun)15:08:40 No.72627982 18,387 Yes, yes! I am winning! I have everything at my fingertips, science, the arts, love, philosophy, opinion, conscience! All a swipe of a card or the click of a button away! I have I everything, but something is horribly wrong, everything is dust, I ache to be free, I yearn for the unreachable, the true human experience, the passion of relations, but it's all gone, a commodity, something to be sold in clean shrink wrapped packages. We won, Dad. We won. Everything used, everything discarded, everything consumed and time moving through my body and eroding my spirit. We won. And maybe that is why we have lost so much. 65.9K elon.png 438 KB PNG amazon amazon lil 15.4M GERO 1845 The richest man in the world posts 4chan-tier memes on his twitter account. How did we get to this timeline?
: Anonymous Elon Musk @elonmusk Mar 17 ARE YA WINNING, SON? 4,428 03/19/23(Sun)15:08:40 No.72627982 18,387 Yes, yes! I am winning! I have everything at my fingertips, science, the arts, love, philosophy, opinion, conscience! All a swipe of a card or the click of a button away! I have I everything, but something is horribly wrong, everything is dust, I ache to be free, I yearn for the unreachable, the true human experience, the passion of relations, but it's all gone, a commodity, something to be sold in clean shrink wrapped packages. We won, Dad. We won. Everything used, everything discarded, everything consumed and time moving through my body and eroding my spirit. We won. And maybe that is why we have lost so much. 65.9K elon.png 438 KB PNG amazon amazon lil 15.4M GERO 1845 The richest man in the world posts 4chan-tier memes on his twitter account. How did we get to this timeline?

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Anon found home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 137 KB PNG > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years > realize I'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois
: Anonymous 137 KB PNG > be 14 y/o me > find 4chan > everyone calls each other autistic and gay > "this is stupid" > leave 4chan > ffw 3 years > realize I'm gay > ffw another year > get diagnosed with autism > mfw > I'm home bois

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: Anonymous 231 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)13:56:55 No.72799724 >most of you claim to be homophobic >you claim to hate all women, presumably because they dont want to have sex with you >at the same time every second post here is a t----- or a femboy h--- erotica >best case scenario is one of you f--- telling us a thrilling story of how you shoved a veiny dildo up your ass or got blacked or whatever At some point you just have to admit you are gay and accept yourself
: Anonymous 231 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)13:56:55 No.72799724 >most of you claim to be homophobic >you claim to hate all women, presumably because they dont want to have sex with you >at the same time every second post here is a t----- or a femboy h--- erotica >best case scenario is one of you f--- telling us a thrilling story of how you shoved a veiny dildo up your ass or got blacked or whatever At some point you just have to admit you are gay and accept yourself

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The west is superior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Karaganda (Qaraghandy) KAZAKHSTAN 45 TAJ Lines of control 30 Bishkek KYRGYZSTAN PAKISTAN Astana Ganges New Delhi 0 Lake Balkhash F Kashi 0 Almaty ★ Hotan Indian claim INDIA Indus NEPAL Kathmandu China Barnaul Road River National Capital Karamay CHINA 500 KM T ©2018 Geology.com Korla Qiemo QUrumqi Lhasa International Boundary Administrative Capital City or Town 500 Miles BHUTAN Thimphu RUSSIA 90 4 Replies / 1 Image Yenisey • Hovd Hami Golmude Salween BANGLADESH Yumen Brahmap Ledo Mandalay ekor Myitkyina MYANMAR Nay Pyi Taw Yangon. l'u Andaman Sea 04/02/23(Sun)12:12:28 No.72799559 Erdenet Irkutsk Ulaanbaatar ★ MONGOLIA Qinghai Hu Xining o 105( Chiang Mai Lanzhou Chengdu Kunming Lena Yinchuan Dalanzadgad LAOS Ulan-Ude Darkhan Guiyang Xi Jiang Lake Baikal VIETNAM Hanoi Vientiane THAILAND Choibalsan Hohhot Yellow Xi'an Chita Chongqing Yangtze Wuhan Changsha Zhanjiang Gulf of Tonkin Shilka Beijing Tianjin Taiyuan Shijiazhuang Jinan 27124204-china-map.gif 131 KB GIF 120 PARACEL ISLANDS Hailar Qinhuangdao Haikou Hainan Dao Yellow Zhengzhou Changchun Shenyang Hefei Bo Hai Dalian Harbin Guangzhou Shenzhen Nanning Macau Hong Kong S.A.R. S.A.R. Qingdao Lianyungang Nanjing Hangzhoue Nanchang Fuzhou Xiamen South China Sea Yellow Sea Ningbo Songhua Taiwan Strait Khabarovsk Shanghai 135 Vladivostok Hunchun NORTH KOREA Pyongyang Seoul SOUTH KOREA 120 Taipei Taichung East China Sea Taiwan Kaohsiung PHILIPPINES Philippine Sea 30 Manila >invented compass, never been a naval superpower >invented gunpowder, the west had to invent guns for them >invented paper and printing, somehow still was behind the west the f--- were their problems? View Thread
Anonymous Karaganda (Qaraghandy) KAZAKHSTAN 45 TAJ Lines of control 30 Bishkek KYRGYZSTAN PAKISTAN Astana Ganges New Delhi 0 Lake Balkhash F Kashi 0 Almaty ★ Hotan Indian claim INDIA Indus NEPAL Kathmandu China Barnaul Road River National Capital Karamay CHINA 500 KM T ©2018 Geology.com Korla Qiemo QUrumqi Lhasa International Boundary Administrative Capital City or Town 500 Miles BHUTAN Thimphu RUSSIA 90 4 Replies / 1 Image Yenisey • Hovd Hami Golmude Salween BANGLADESH Yumen Brahmap Ledo Mandalay ekor Myitkyina MYANMAR Nay Pyi Taw Yangon. l'u Andaman Sea 04/02/23(Sun)12:12:28 No.72799559 Erdenet Irkutsk Ulaanbaatar ★ MONGOLIA Qinghai Hu Xining o 105( Chiang Mai Lanzhou Chengdu Kunming Lena Yinchuan Dalanzadgad LAOS Ulan-Ude Darkhan Guiyang Xi Jiang Lake Baikal VIETNAM Hanoi Vientiane THAILAND Choibalsan Hohhot Yellow Xi'an Chita Chongqing Yangtze Wuhan Changsha Zhanjiang Gulf of Tonkin Shilka Beijing Tianjin Taiyuan Shijiazhuang Jinan 27124204-china-map.gif 131 KB GIF 120 PARACEL ISLANDS Hailar Qinhuangdao Haikou Hainan Dao Yellow Zhengzhou Changchun Shenyang Hefei Bo Hai Dalian Harbin Guangzhou Shenzhen Nanning Macau Hong Kong S.A.R. S.A.R. Qingdao Lianyungang Nanjing Hangzhoue Nanchang Fuzhou Xiamen South China Sea Yellow Sea Ningbo Songhua Taiwan Strait Khabarovsk Shanghai 135 Vladivostok Hunchun NORTH KOREA Pyongyang Seoul SOUTH KOREA 120 Taipei Taichung East China Sea Taiwan Kaohsiung PHILIPPINES Philippine Sea 30 Manila >invented compass, never been a naval superpower >invented gunpowder, the west had to invent guns for them >invented paper and printing, somehow still was behind the west the f--- were their problems? View Thread

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: Anonymous Confession 29 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)11:54:25 No.72799486 >2010 >be me >14 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together
: Anonymous Confession 29 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)11:54:25 No.72799486 >2010 >be me >14 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together

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Anonymous 43 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)04:14:09 No.72796678 >having a s----- ass week >thinking about killing myself because i f----- up my life so bad >job search which helps shut in autists like me hasn't responded back >have to give my kitten away because mom doesn't want her anymore >have to see my half siblings tomorrow and can't get out of it, know they're just gonna make fun of me behind my back because of what a f------ loser i am >f--- it, spend the last of my money of a wendy's vanilla frosty to cheer myself up and order from doordash because it's not like i'm gonna have any money left anyways >get black guy delivery driver who barely speaks english >been like an hour since i ordered so i'm wondering w-- happened >delivery driver pulls up in beat up car >he gets out and throws a fit because he tried calling me >apologize and tell him that i didn't get literally any calls or messages from him >gets even more p----- and just throws the drink to me spilling it and drives off anyway >taste it >it's chocolate >are you f------ kidding me >whatever i'm just gonna drink what's left of this s---
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 04/02/23(Sun)04:14:09 No.72796678 >having a s----- ass week >thinking about killing myself because i f----- up my life so bad >job search which helps shut in autists like me hasn't responded back >have to give my kitten away because mom doesn't want her anymore >have to see my half siblings tomorrow and can't get out of it, know they're just gonna make fun of me behind my back because of what a f------ loser i am >f--- it, spend the last of my money of a wendy's vanilla frosty to cheer myself up and order from doordash because it's not like i'm gonna have any money left anyways >get black guy delivery driver who barely speaks english >been like an hour since i ordered so i'm wondering w-- happened >delivery driver pulls up in beat up car >he gets out and throws a fit because he tried calling me >apologize and tell him that i didn't get literally any calls or messages from him >gets even more p----- and just throws the drink to me spilling it and drives off anyway >taste it >it's chocolate >are you f------ kidding me >whatever i'm just gonna drink what's left of this s---

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Anonymous I am "The Ick" 177 KB PNG 04/02/23(Sun)06:25:01 No.72797655 I am fat I am balding I am a virgin I live with my parents I don't have my own car I do not have any IRL firends I do not have interesting hobbies I make s--- money I am socially awkward I am lazy I am unambitious I am envious of others I am possibly autistic And I am at peace.
Anonymous I am "The Ick" 177 KB PNG 04/02/23(Sun)06:25:01 No.72797655 I am fat I am balding I am a virgin I live with my parents I don't have my own car I do not have any IRL firends I do not have interesting hobbies I make s--- money I am socially awkward I am lazy I am unambitious I am envious of others I am possibly autistic And I am at peace.

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Anon is the hero we don’t deserve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)07:21:12 No.72798031 >>72797236 in high school i actually accomplished the "dream" of saving a girl. >stacy waiting for ride outside of movie theater >i work at theater >outside cleaning up a mess some douches made >hear scream >go running >see some homeless dude trying to steal her purse/attack her >tackle the guy >security saw it on camera >they were on the way >they show up >hold dude till cops come >stacy thanks me > OMG THANK YOU! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE RIGHT HERE! OMG I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH >prom comes around >decide to cash in my good deed >ask her to prom >eww w-- she says > mention what i did for her > she hit me with the most hurtful thing ever "yeah so?" Its been 7 years since that moment and I still f------ cry about it
: Anonymous 04/02/23(Sun)07:21:12 No.72798031 >>72797236 in high school i actually accomplished the "dream" of saving a girl. >stacy waiting for ride outside of movie theater >i work at theater >outside cleaning up a mess some douches made >hear scream >go running >see some homeless dude trying to steal her purse/attack her >tackle the guy >security saw it on camera >they were on the way >they show up >hold dude till cops come >stacy thanks me > OMG THANK YOU! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE RIGHT HERE! OMG I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH >prom comes around >decide to cash in my good deed >ask her to prom >eww w-- she says > mention what i did for her > she hit me with the most hurtful thing ever "yeah so?" Its been 7 years since that moment and I still f------ cry about it

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