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: Anonymous >>886340550 (OP) # The weird truth is that women tend to cheat down. Many times when women cheat it's due to reasons that isn't sex. Like insecurities and thinking they're ugly. They cheat down because that gives them more of a success at satisfying whatever f----- up problems they have in their heads. 09/27/22(Tue)09:31:29 No.886341699 Also statistically dudes with bigger d---- get cheated on more. Not s------- you, look it up. Weird huh? But seriously it's way easier to get an attached woman than you think. Easier than a single woman in some cases. Almost can be done in steps. Get close to her and get to know her until you're familiar on a "friend" level. Start inquiring about her relationship, complain about your relationship or past relationships so she can "relate". Get her to the point that she complains about her relationships with you. Next just get her to spend as much time as you as possible since she will build you into whatever she needs in her head. Now start drinking alone with her and the first kiss and you have an affair. Now it's the chick that will f--- you at first sight with no work on your part...that's the Chad zone. Get hella fit, dress well, talk suave. It's really not a big achievement. Women are built to cheat. ›>886341853 # >>886343682 # : Anonymous 24 KB JPG >>886342639 # 09/27/22(Tue)09:35:10 No.886341853 >>886341699 # >Chicks risk everything to be with ugly dudes, not chads >They also cheat more on big dicked chads than little d--- betachads >The way to seduce a woman is to get her to friendzone you deliberately >??? >Profit
: Anonymous >>886340550 (OP) # The weird truth is that women tend to cheat down. Many times when women cheat it's due to reasons that isn't sex. Like insecurities and thinking they're ugly. They cheat down because that gives them more of a success at satisfying whatever f----- up problems they have in their heads. 09/27/22(Tue)09:31:29 No.886341699 Also statistically dudes with bigger d---- get cheated on more. Not s------- you, look it up. Weird huh? But seriously it's way easier to get an attached woman than you think. Easier than a single woman in some cases. Almost can be done in steps. Get close to her and get to know her until you're familiar on a "friend" level. Start inquiring about her relationship, complain about your relationship or past relationships so she can "relate". Get her to the point that she complains about her relationships with you. Next just get her to spend as much time as you as possible since she will build you into whatever she needs in her head. Now start drinking alone with her and the first kiss and you have an affair. Now it's the chick that will f--- you at first sight with no work on your part...that's the Chad zone. Get hella fit, dress well, talk suave. It's really not a big achievement. Women are built to cheat. ›>886341853 # >>886343682 # : Anonymous 24 KB JPG >>886342639 # 09/27/22(Tue)09:35:10 No.886341853 >>886341699 # >Chicks risk everything to be with ugly dudes, not chads >They also cheat more on big dicked chads than little d--- betachads >The way to seduce a woman is to get her to friendzone you deliberately >??? >Profit

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doesn’t understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >>67082078 # >1.5/2.5/3/4 >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic 06/07/22 (Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905
: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >>67082078 # >1.5/2.5/3/4 >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic 06/07/22 (Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905

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Anon reads manga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 29 yo KHV >for the first time in my life, I have a female friend who talks to me while hiding the disgust she has for me from her voice, unlike every other woman I've ever talked to >met online thanks to manga, talk mostly about the manga we have read >we have a sort of 2-person book club thing going on where we'll read the same manga >latest read was Oyasumi Punpun, which I've read before, but I love it so much that I don't mind the reread >she seems to really like it too, we spend a while talking about it every day for the past week >Eventually she gets all serious and says "Answer me this honestly, it's important. Do you think Punpun is a bad person?" 1 4 09/27/22(Tue)03:40:05 No.70366962 58 KB JPG >I'm really confused why this is so important when it's just another aspect of the manga, like the hundred other aspects we've discussed >I say "He's an awful person, it's surprising he gets as good an ending as he does" >She seems disappointed in my answer because she just says "oh" and goes quiet >When I try to keep the conversation going, she says she has to go and logs off without saying bye Am I wrong? Punpun is a bad person, right? What answer did she want?
: Anonymous >be me, 29 yo KHV >for the first time in my life, I have a female friend who talks to me while hiding the disgust she has for me from her voice, unlike every other woman I've ever talked to >met online thanks to manga, talk mostly about the manga we have read >we have a sort of 2-person book club thing going on where we'll read the same manga >latest read was Oyasumi Punpun, which I've read before, but I love it so much that I don't mind the reread >she seems to really like it too, we spend a while talking about it every day for the past week >Eventually she gets all serious and says "Answer me this honestly, it's important. Do you think Punpun is a bad person?" 1 4 09/27/22(Tue)03:40:05 No.70366962 58 KB JPG >I'm really confused why this is so important when it's just another aspect of the manga, like the hundred other aspects we've discussed >I say "He's an awful person, it's surprising he gets as good an ending as he does" >She seems disappointed in my answer because she just says "oh" and goes quiet >When I try to keep the conversation going, she says she has to go and logs off without saying bye Am I wrong? Punpun is a bad person, right? What answer did she want?

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Anon On Tears In Rain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)18:17:40 No.174734575 BR-edb0bf4.jpg 54 KB JPG >I seen spaceships my n---- Seriously?/
Anonymous 09/26/22(Mon)18:17:40 No.174734575 BR-edb0bf4.jpg 54 KB JPG >I seen spaceships my n---- Seriously?/

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Anon learns that no good deed goes unpunished | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 09/27/22(Tue)11:32:57 >be me, only child to single mom >she starts dating a deaf guy >she learns sign language to be with him but I haven't because he's not around much when I'm home No.886346634 >the relationship gets more serious and the guy seems cool so I decide to learn sign language so we can converse with each other better >decide to keep it a secret from them so I can surprise them on his birthday >once I get pretty good I decide to try and interpret their signing as practice >big mistake >immediately horrified at the sheer amount and level of dirty talk going on between them at any point in time >can't remove the thoughts of knowing how "robust' my mom thinks he is or how "using sign language made his fingers stronger wink wink" KILL ME NOW
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 09/27/22(Tue)11:32:57 >be me, only child to single mom >she starts dating a deaf guy >she learns sign language to be with him but I haven't because he's not around much when I'm home No.886346634 >the relationship gets more serious and the guy seems cool so I decide to learn sign language so we can converse with each other better >decide to keep it a secret from them so I can surprise them on his birthday >once I get pretty good I decide to try and interpret their signing as practice >big mistake >immediately horrified at the sheer amount and level of dirty talk going on between them at any point in time >can't remove the thoughts of knowing how "robust' my mom thinks he is or how "using sign language made his fingers stronger wink wink" KILL ME NOW

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anon finds the little mermaid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 73 KB JPG 08/10/21(Tue)09:06:09 No.125014102 >meets a disabled 14 year on the beach, completely naked >attempts to marry her without once trying to find our where her parents are : Anonymous >>125014102 (OP) # Finders keepers. 08/10/21(Tue)09:07:48 No.125014133
Anonymous 73 KB JPG 08/10/21(Tue)09:06:09 No.125014102 >meets a disabled 14 year on the beach, completely naked >attempts to marry her without once trying to find our where her parents are : Anonymous >>125014102 (OP) # Finders keepers. 08/10/21(Tue)09:07:48 No.125014133

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Anon is a kind person | /r/Greentext

Small acts of kindness are something we can all do to make our lives less s---. There is no excuse not to do stuff like this. >Be me >Uni student depressed 96 KB JPG >Walking to nearby liquor store to numb the pain >Tourist trap store on the way >Sells tacky souvenirs and whatnot >Go in on a whim >Postcard is like f------ 25 cents >Buy one >Wake up next morning with hangover >See postcard >Look up online how to fill it out because who the f--- knows how to fill out a postcard in current year >Fill it out >Send to mom and dad >Just like two banal sentences about how I'm doing ok (a lie) and how I hope they are taking good care of my cat >Like 5 days later >Mom calls me to say how much getting that postcard meant to them >Says it made their entire week >Don't drink myself to sleep that night for the first time in a long time
Small acts of kindness are something we can all do to make our lives less s---. There is no excuse not to do stuff like this. >Be me >Uni student depressed 96 KB JPG >Walking to nearby liquor store to numb the pain >Tourist trap store on the way >Sells tacky souvenirs and whatnot >Go in on a whim >Postcard is like f------ 25 cents >Buy one >Wake up next morning with hangover >See postcard >Look up online how to fill it out because who the f--- knows how to fill out a postcard in current year >Fill it out >Send to mom and dad >Just like two banal sentences about how I'm doing ok (a lie) and how I hope they are taking good care of my cat >Like 5 days later >Mom calls me to say how much getting that postcard meant to them >Says it made their entire week >Don't drink myself to sleep that night for the first time in a long time

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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 136 KB PNG >autistic 09/26/22(Mon)15:57:45 No.70361928 >in my 30s >fat >bald >5'8" >lazy eye >live with my parents >unemployed rn would any fembot date me? or just talk to me Anonymous Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous >>70361928 (OP) # Lose weight and ill talk to you 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:38 No.70361988 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:52 No.70361993 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:58 No.70361995 09/26/22(Mon)16:08:02 No.70362051
Anonymous 136 KB PNG >autistic 09/26/22(Mon)15:57:45 No.70361928 >in my 30s >fat >bald >5'8" >lazy eye >live with my parents >unemployed rn would any fembot date me? or just talk to me Anonymous Anonymous : Anonymous Anonymous >>70361928 (OP) # Lose weight and ill talk to you 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:38 No.70361988 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:52 No.70361993 09/26/22(Mon)16:03:58 No.70361995 09/26/22(Mon)16:08:02 No.70362051

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Very interesting indeed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG I hate women 199 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)12:26:12 No.68434735 Anonymous >>68434735 (OP) The secret to big booba is genetics And then if that fails induce lactation with domperidone and get a boyfriend to suck it out so you keep producing milk and your mammary glands grow Also taking birth control helps Anonymous >>68434747 interesting The secret to achieve big booba as a woman is become fat then lost weight, like this girl did? 09/24/22(Sat)12:28:07 No.68434747 09/24/22(Sat)12:30:21 No.68434772 >>68434735 (OP) Not quite, the secret to big booba is getting pregnant, abortion, birth control, and estrogen in the water. 09/24/22(Sat)12:29:01 No.68434758
Anonymous 18 KB JPG I hate women 199 KB PNG 09/24/22(Sat)12:26:12 No.68434735 Anonymous >>68434735 (OP) The secret to big booba is genetics And then if that fails induce lactation with domperidone and get a boyfriend to suck it out so you keep producing milk and your mammary glands grow Also taking birth control helps Anonymous >>68434747 interesting The secret to achieve big booba as a woman is become fat then lost weight, like this girl did? 09/24/22(Sat)12:28:07 No.68434747 09/24/22(Sat)12:30:21 No.68434772 >>68434735 (OP) Not quite, the secret to big booba is getting pregnant, abortion, birth control, and estrogen in the water. 09/24/22(Sat)12:29:01 No.68434758

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Anon is oblivious | /r/Greentext

>Be you >Femanon >Ghost me Why? :(
>Be you >Femanon >Ghost me Why? :(

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Anon summarizes the Bo Burnham experience | /r/Greentext

File: images (59).jpg (18 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)09:16:16 No.174465790 >>174465827 >>174466008 >>174466153 >>174466169 >>174466244>>174466289 >>174466493 >>174466520 >>174466781 >>174467068 >>174467543 >>174467799 >the internet is... le bad Is he right? >> O Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)09:17:45 No.174465827 ► >>174465790 (OP) >wanna watch an hour of smug self-loathing? No.
File: images (59).jpg (18 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)09:16:16 No.174465790 >>174465827 >>174466008 >>174466153 >>174466169 >>174466244>>174466289 >>174466493 >>174466520 >>174466781 >>174467068 >>174467543 >>174467799 >the internet is... le bad Is he right? >> O Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)09:17:45 No.174465827 ► >>174465790 (OP) >wanna watch an hour of smug self-loathing? No.

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Russianon's sexual adventure. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)20:08:30 No.6050547 >be me >girl is smokeing >she weeds >smoke before sexual >Pencil in sharpener >police arrive >pretend to speak russian 42 KB JPG >sika bleeat >cops don't shhoot me >girl dies in jail >I did the deed >my face when face when my f when facle the fwhen thface mey face face when my
: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)20:08:30 No.6050547 >be me >girl is smokeing >she weeds >smoke before sexual >Pencil in sharpener >police arrive >pretend to speak russian 42 KB JPG >sika bleeat >cops don't shhoot me >girl dies in jail >I did the deed >my face when face when my f when facle the fwhen thface mey face face when my

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Anon dies of cringe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h8rgTg3U) RUMEN 09/26/22(Mon)12:06:35 No.397049854 823 KB JPG > lives through WWII > endures breakup of her empire > deals with having four kids, two of which are shitgoblins (Charles and Anne), one of which is literally a p--- (Andy) > holds a nation together against Nl and Scottish separatist sentiment > has 14 prime ministers serve under her over the span of 70 years > says "f--- it" and dies from cringe two days after meeting the last one
Anonymous (ID: h8rgTg3U) RUMEN 09/26/22(Mon)12:06:35 No.397049854 823 KB JPG > lives through WWII > endures breakup of her empire > deals with having four kids, two of which are shitgoblins (Charles and Anne), one of which is literally a p--- (Andy) > holds a nation together against Nl and Scottish separatist sentiment > has 14 prime ministers serve under her over the span of 70 years > says "f--- it" and dies from cringe two days after meeting the last one

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Anon got lucky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Will I die? 32 KB JPG 09/26/22 (Mon)21:55:27 No.70365844 >be me >finish middle school in Romania >in Romania, you take an exam and depending on the grade you get assigned to a high school >miss all of the good schools by 0.02 points >f-----.jpg >pepole that have lower grades than me go to therapy and lie and get transfer recomandations >ideea.jpg >lie to the therapist >acutally get to move to my dream school >im the only guy in the class, 22 girls Am I going to die? If so will it be from boredom or form multiple ejaculations? : Anonymous >>70365844 (OP) # If by die you mran underage v& then yes. Lay off the shitposting and stay in school and study hard and you will be able to leave Romania one day and live a good life before the climate apocalypse ends us all. 09/26/22(Mon)21:57:35 No.70365857
Anonymous Will I die? 32 KB JPG 09/26/22 (Mon)21:55:27 No.70365844 >be me >finish middle school in Romania >in Romania, you take an exam and depending on the grade you get assigned to a high school >miss all of the good schools by 0.02 points >f-----.jpg >pepole that have lower grades than me go to therapy and lie and get transfer recomandations >ideea.jpg >lie to the therapist >acutally get to move to my dream school >im the only guy in the class, 22 girls Am I going to die? If so will it be from boredom or form multiple ejaculations? : Anonymous >>70365844 (OP) # If by die you mran underage v& then yes. Lay off the shitposting and stay in school and study hard and you will be able to leave Romania one day and live a good life before the climate apocalypse ends us all. 09/26/22(Mon)21:57:35 No.70365857

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AT 34 KB PNG Why 09/26/22(Mon)13:56:11 No.70358349 >Be me >Watch as some lady walks her dog >Dog starts taking s--- >Lady picks up poo with a doggy bag >Drops bag on floor >Walks away
: Anonymous AT 34 KB PNG Why 09/26/22(Mon)13:56:11 No.70358349 >Be me >Watch as some lady walks her dog >Dog starts taking s--- >Lady picks up poo with a doggy bag >Drops bag on floor >Walks away

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anon is bummed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What does it mean bros? L 169 KB JPG 09/27/22(Tue)01:24:54 No.70366053 >be bummed out since pretty young >get apartment >get friends >get gf >get degree >get job >get kitty cat >still be bummed out Sometimes I feel pretty good when I see a good sunset or have a nice tea. Does one just need to appreciate things? Seems to good to be true
Anonymous What does it mean bros? L 169 KB JPG 09/27/22(Tue)01:24:54 No.70366053 >be bummed out since pretty young >get apartment >get friends >get gf >get degree >get job >get kitty cat >still be bummed out Sometimes I feel pretty good when I see a good sunset or have a nice tea. Does one just need to appreciate things? Seems to good to be true

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