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: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)15:21:38 No.65257565 >Be me >In an 8 month relationship with manipulative r----- schizo gf >Can't leave because she manipulates me and literally forces me to stay with her and my autist ass doesn't want her to be upset 64 KB JPG >F------ miserable all the time >Last week >l'm on the verge of ending it all when I get a text from an old friend >"hey anon, I know it's been a while but I'm having a party this weekend and was wondering if you wanna come?" >l've never been to a party in my life but I decide why the hell not and go >l end up having a really good time, enjoying myself, meeting new people >l get really drunk and start talking to this girl, we hit it off and are making out >Most liberating experience in months, I almost forget about my abuser that I have to deal with every other day >I start getting invited to more parties by other people, l'm going to parties almost every other day now >It's been a week and l've already cheated on crazy gf with 8 different men and women Am I justified? Is it okay for me to have these escapes behind her back when she's hurting me?
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)15:21:38 No.65257565 >Be me >In an 8 month relationship with manipulative r----- schizo gf >Can't leave because she manipulates me and literally forces me to stay with her and my autist ass doesn't want her to be upset 64 KB JPG >F------ miserable all the time >Last week >l'm on the verge of ending it all when I get a text from an old friend >"hey anon, I know it's been a while but I'm having a party this weekend and was wondering if you wanna come?" >l've never been to a party in my life but I decide why the hell not and go >l end up having a really good time, enjoying myself, meeting new people >l get really drunk and start talking to this girl, we hit it off and are making out >Most liberating experience in months, I almost forget about my abuser that I have to deal with every other day >I start getting invited to more parties by other people, l'm going to parties almost every other day now >It's been a week and l've already cheated on crazy gf with 8 different men and women Am I justified? Is it okay for me to have these escapes behind her back when she's hurting me?

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Anon Goes on a Date | /r/Greentext

File: e40.jpg (33 KB, 600x605) Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)20:07:25 No.65257444 [Reply] >Be me >16 >Out on a date with first GF watching a movie in the theater >She tries to kiss me >I c-- in my pants >Such is life
File: e40.jpg (33 KB, 600x605) Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)20:07:25 No.65257444 [Reply] >Be me >16 >Out on a date with first GF watching a movie in the theater >She tries to kiss me >I c-- in my pants >Such is life

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wake up people | /r/Greentext

File: jet_li.jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) O Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams.
File: jet_li.jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) O Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Anon is Incredibly Handsome | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)00:35:55 No.65252426 >be me, today >22, skinny as a rail because i dont really eat >super pale because im always inside >grocery shopping >walking down an aisle 27 KB JPG >woman enters the aisle >gets a quarter of the way towards me >looks up from the shelf >sees me >turns around and leaves >think she must have gone to the wrong aisle >5 minutes later >in another aisle >different woman enters >gets halfway towards me >looks up >visiblepanic.jpeg >turns around and powerwalks away w-- bots why do they do this? why are women so casually cruel?
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)00:35:55 No.65252426 >be me, today >22, skinny as a rail because i dont really eat >super pale because im always inside >grocery shopping >walking down an aisle 27 KB JPG >woman enters the aisle >gets a quarter of the way towards me >looks up from the shelf >sees me >turns around and leaves >think she must have gone to the wrong aisle >5 minutes later >in another aisle >different woman enters >gets halfway towards me >looks up >visiblepanic.jpeg >turns around and powerwalks away w-- bots why do they do this? why are women so casually cruel?

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Financially Runed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:04:52 No.65256351 >Wake up >See email confirming payment for Runescape subscription >26 euro >This wasn't supposed to happen >Customer support for refund >Nope 1.14 MB PNG I guess l'm playing Runescape for 3 months now
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:04:52 No.65256351 >Wake up >See email confirming payment for Runescape subscription >26 euro >This wasn't supposed to happen >Customer support for refund >Nope 1.14 MB PNG I guess l'm playing Runescape for 3 months now

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Anon is on tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)22:03:20 No.65257405 >on tinder >getting 0 replies from matches consistently >finally get reply from girl >continue conversation >rejects me on my second sentence because my answer wasn't 'cool 58 KB JPG enough' not hating women is getting really hard
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)22:03:20 No.65257405 >on tinder >getting 0 replies from matches consistently >finally get reply from girl >continue conversation >rejects me on my second sentence because my answer wasn't 'cool 58 KB JPG enough' not hating women is getting really hard

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Alvor lives in Riverwood | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (188 KB, 500x833) Anonymous 04/17/15(Fri)15:37:43 No.610530903 >610531137 >>610531197 >>610531519 >>610531770 >>610531989 >610532139 >610532140 >>610532559 >>610532941 >610533007 >610533606 >>610533895 >>610534399 >»610534550 >610535082 >610537050 >Be me >Live in Riverwood >Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been >Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveler with him >The rescued traveler and I talk a bit >Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off >lt's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know. >It's beginning to get Dark >Tell him he can take what he needs for his Journey >Watch helplessly as the traveler rushes around my home stuffing all my food, including whole cheese wheels into his pockets >Takes all my gold etc. >Traveler suddenly stops and does not move for over an hour >WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR.pdf >After 12 hours the traveler finally exits my home >Go outside the next day to work at the forge >Traveler is out here >Makes 61 daggers >Who is this demon.
File: image.jpg (188 KB, 500x833) Anonymous 04/17/15(Fri)15:37:43 No.610530903 >610531137 >>610531197 >>610531519 >>610531770 >>610531989 >610532139 >610532140 >>610532559 >>610532941 >610533007 >610533606 >>610533895 >>610534399 >»610534550 >610535082 >610537050 >Be me >Live in Riverwood >Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been >Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveler with him >The rescued traveler and I talk a bit >Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off >lt's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know. >It's beginning to get Dark >Tell him he can take what he needs for his Journey >Watch helplessly as the traveler rushes around my home stuffing all my food, including whole cheese wheels into his pockets >Takes all my gold etc. >Traveler suddenly stops and does not move for over an hour >WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR.pdf >After 12 hours the traveler finally exits my home >Go outside the next day to work at the forge >Traveler is out here >Makes 61 daggers >Who is this demon.

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Core competencies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:42:33 No.65256609 >every f------ time in lab >"F--- this; if I just pair up with the same person every time it won't be weird." >eventually begin pairing up with this cute, quiet nerdy girl who plays D&D so that it becomes normal for 71 KB JPG me to do so after a while >lab now consists of the two of us doing experiments in complete silence and only speaking to say s--- like "You think that looks like cupric oxide?" >grow fond of this way of doing things because we get s--- done quickly and precisely and she doesn't contaminate my f------ data >leaving class one day, decide to say something nice to her >"You're competent." >she looks at me awkwardly for a few seconds before saying, "...thanks. You, too." >leave >cringe >cringe >cringe some more Why am I such a f------ sperg?
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:42:33 No.65256609 >every f------ time in lab >"F--- this; if I just pair up with the same person every time it won't be weird." >eventually begin pairing up with this cute, quiet nerdy girl who plays D&D so that it becomes normal for 71 KB JPG me to do so after a while >lab now consists of the two of us doing experiments in complete silence and only speaking to say s--- like "You think that looks like cupric oxide?" >grow fond of this way of doing things because we get s--- done quickly and precisely and she doesn't contaminate my f------ data >leaving class one day, decide to say something nice to her >"You're competent." >she looks at me awkwardly for a few seconds before saying, "...thanks. You, too." >leave >cringe >cringe >cringe some more Why am I such a f------ sperg?

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Hitting the limit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:49:50 No.65256669 >"Men can't change!" >"People never change!" >"A leopard never changes its spots!" >these are all common phrases >however... 808 KB JPG >my grandfather stopped beating up Grandmother when he was around 42 or 43 years old (they married when he was 23) >he died at 85, and in the remaining second half of his life NEVER hit her again even a single time >she died when he was 80, so he had around 38 years to hit her, but he never ever did How will ever "people can never change" cucks ever recover? btfo
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:49:50 No.65256669 >"Men can't change!" >"People never change!" >"A leopard never changes its spots!" >these are all common phrases >however... 808 KB JPG >my grandfather stopped beating up Grandmother when he was around 42 or 43 years old (they married when he was 23) >he died at 85, and in the remaining second half of his life NEVER hit her again even a single time >she died when he was 80, so he had around 38 years to hit her, but he never ever did How will ever "people can never change" cucks ever recover? btfo

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Anon is a Sigma Trap. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:43:50 No.862423117 >Be me an incredibly femine fit tard. >Can crush watermelons with my thighs and bench 300. >aside from my arms I pass as | female. >Post on tinder looking for some boy 6 KB JPG p----. >Get multiple beta males who think they can top me. >go ahead f----- try it. >let them in my home and lock the door. >The look of sheer horror as a l unsheath my 7 inch long feminine penis makes me diamonds every time. >F--- them in the ass as they screech in terror. >Blow my load deep in there hairy ass and tell them to get out of my home. >Such is my life.
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)13:43:50 No.862423117 >Be me an incredibly femine fit tard. >Can crush watermelons with my thighs and bench 300. >aside from my arms I pass as | female. >Post on tinder looking for some boy 6 KB JPG p----. >Get multiple beta males who think they can top me. >go ahead f----- try it. >let them in my home and lock the door. >The look of sheer horror as a l unsheath my 7 inch long feminine penis makes me diamonds every time. >F--- them in the ass as they screech in terror. >Blow my load deep in there hairy ass and tell them to get out of my home. >Such is my life.

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Anon knows how to deal with normies | /r/Greentext

File: 1483500720212.png (190 KB, 592x385) Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)16:35:16 No.46744684 >normie starts pissing you off >start barking at him >he goes away
File: 1483500720212.png (190 KB, 592x385) Anonymous 07/12/18(Thu)16:35:16 No.46744684 >normie starts pissing you off >start barking at him >he goes away

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)23:13:29 No.862411631 >be me >sleeping on couch because wife angry >have the apartment window to the fire escape open >thunder in the distance >suddenly hear footsteps on fire escape >grab a bat 100 KB JPG >ready to smash a skull in >see a girl >she comes through window >"anon? is that you" >can't believe it, my ex from 7 years ago >"what the hell are you.." >interrupts me with a kiss >feels good, shouldn't be doing this >kiss her back harder >"i've missed you so much anon" >pushes me back onto the couch >gets on top of me >everything feels perfect in this moment >suddenly >wake up next to wife >realize it's all a dream >mfw It's been 7 years since you died and I still can't stop dreaming about you. I wish I could go back and keep you safe.
: Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)23:13:29 No.862411631 >be me >sleeping on couch because wife angry >have the apartment window to the fire escape open >thunder in the distance >suddenly hear footsteps on fire escape >grab a bat 100 KB JPG >ready to smash a skull in >see a girl >she comes through window >"anon? is that you" >can't believe it, my ex from 7 years ago >"what the hell are you.." >interrupts me with a kiss >feels good, shouldn't be doing this >kiss her back harder >"i've missed you so much anon" >pushes me back onto the couch >gets on top of me >everything feels perfect in this moment >suddenly >wake up next to wife >realize it's all a dream >mfw It's been 7 years since you died and I still can't stop dreaming about you. I wish I could go back and keep you safe.

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Anon gets nostalgic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)10:11:46 No.835694018 >be me >start listening to an old playlist of s--- I liked when I was like 19 >start feeling nostalgic >realize how long ago that was >miss how carefree and easy life was >wonder if life will ever be as fun again >realize probably wont be 62 KB JPG >realize I peaked at 19 and it's been downhill ever since >realize I'm getting older and so are everyone else >realize my grandparents, parents, and I will all die some day relatively soon >don't want to deal with all that s--- >not sure how l'll cope when it happens >wish I could go back to when I didn't give a s--- about anything or think about all this s--- because I was so young and naive >mfw I realize I'm not young anymore >mfw I realize I'm living just to die feelsbadman 17 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)10:11:46 No.835694018 >be me >start listening to an old playlist of s--- I liked when I was like 19 >start feeling nostalgic >realize how long ago that was >miss how carefree and easy life was >wonder if life will ever be as fun again >realize probably wont be 62 KB JPG >realize I peaked at 19 and it's been downhill ever since >realize I'm getting older and so are everyone else >realize my grandparents, parents, and I will all die some day relatively soon >don't want to deal with all that s--- >not sure how l'll cope when it happens >wish I could go back to when I didn't give a s--- about anything or think about all this s--- because I was so young and naive >mfw I realize I'm not young anymore >mfw I realize I'm living just to die feelsbadman 17 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon was betrayed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54072054 3 min. ago >be me >29 >been with gf for 5 years, living with her for 3 >dinner date, plan to propose, asked bro waiter to bring ring after dessert >she seems nervous, maybe she knows what I'm planning >tears up after main course >tells me she's been cheating on me for 8 months 1.6 MB GIF >with my best friend >leaves weeping >waiter hands me a beer without comment >this was our 5th anniversary date It doesn't get better, anons. Life is indeed suffering. Maybe l'll just ask out the waiter and go full gay. Where's the tavern when you need it.
Anonymous 54072054 3 min. ago >be me >29 >been with gf for 5 years, living with her for 3 >dinner date, plan to propose, asked bro waiter to bring ring after dessert >she seems nervous, maybe she knows what I'm planning >tears up after main course >tells me she's been cheating on me for 8 months 1.6 MB GIF >with my best friend >leaves weeping >waiter hands me a beer without comment >this was our 5th anniversary date It doesn't get better, anons. Life is indeed suffering. Maybe l'll just ask out the waiter and go full gay. Where's the tavern when you need it.

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